It's All Dolly's Fault

[Dolly's Mom]

Dis is Dolly speakin'.
I thought we really had a good thing going. Every morning after mommy ate her eggies and BACON for breffest, she'd put her plate down and me and Madderoo would clean it spic and span. I always would be waiting there for that yummy egg yolks and bacon grease....YUM! Ol' Maddie would be napping on the couch until mommy called her, the ol' lazy bones. Well today I waited and waited and WAITED but no yummy eggies! No bacon either. Then I heard mommy say to papa something about Maddie's getting round. Phooey! Just cuz Madders is getting FAT, the brekky plate doesn't get put on the flo no mo. Thanks ALOT, Madderoo!
A disgruntled.....but always grunting
Dolly



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[MARTHA]

Dear Dolly - Dis is Sadie Mae. Skooter and me r soo sorry about your brekky plate loss. Has u thought bout chasinn Madderoo round de house? I know dat sometimes you can't do dat, not good for de health but if she able it might help get da plate back. We never got brekky plates at our house. Mom and our Boy go runnin out da dore ebery mornin pullin on der clothes, dey r not morning people, what eber dat eans. Skooter tells me dat before Grandaddy went away she got lots of goodies from da table... I also heard her figure wasn't as good back den.../
Anyways, we hoeps u get your brkky plate back...maybe sum of our fridnes out der have some suggestions... Let us know, we'd use sugesstion ourselves!

Kisses and Sniffs
Sadie Mae 'n' Skooter (aka de wicked stepsisters)

<FONT COLOR="#00FFFF" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by MARTHA on September 12, 2001 at 04:20 PM</font>