Student uncovers plot to "rule to world"~funny essay

[quavec]

Plot (http://www.sunherald.com/mld/sunherald/9597109.htm)

This was in our local paper. It gave me quite a chuckle. It is refreshing to see an essay that is light hearted!

[roxysmom]

That's great! Too bad Bush senior didn't think of that when he was in office. He didn't like it either!

[blueyezz74]

Hey, I like broccoli.....it's the lima bean plants that should be burned! :rofl:

[FOREVER A DAXIE]

That was so cute! My son reads the same books that he's been reading....Mmmm. I wonder if my son could write like that...Nope. No chance there.

[kpm_tex]

Broccoli is ok if kept within the confines of your own home. But when you bring it to work and Nuke it at lunch for so long a time that it's foul smell permeates the hermetically sealed office space everyone has to share.... it should be outlawed!!!

[FourOrchards]

Too funny...I agree totally. Thanks for sharing!

[blueyezz74]

Outlawing most things cooked in the microwave at work should become a law!

Every smell fish cooked in the microwave at work? Trust me, you would know if someone did do that!!! Yuck!

I've also experienced the broccoli thing but fish is definitely worse!

[TessieMom]

Very cute!

[quavec]

Burned Popcorn.....yuck....we had a note on our microwave stating:


"POPCORN SHOULD ONLY BE POPPED FOR 2 MINUTES!!!!! DO NOT FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON THE PACKAGE!"

anyone caught burning it had Heck to pay!:fierce:

[floaty10]

:clap: :rofl:

Love the way this child thinks!!

But IMO broccoli could survive--it's the brussel sprouts that need to be destroyed! Even with a heavy layering of velveeta cheese--brussel sprouts yucky taste still comes slinking through :crying: :huh: There is just no kryptonite against brussel sprouts!:circle:

[blueyezz74]

Ewwwww...brussel sprouts! Yes, they have to go too!

[Anatresia]

That's funny! On my first day back to school, I had the students write their names on nametags in art class and at least three students spelled their own names wrong (middle school, not kindergarten). I wish I had a child like that in my classes!

[lotsadox]

Actually, I kind of like broccoli, but I agree, brussels sprouts should die!:fierce: