Com center 20 [sigh]

[Mark]

Testing . . . testing . . . whew!!

Senior Agent LoneWolf here! It has been months since the DWD network has been operational. This newly devised and encrypted communication center is safe for now . . .so feel free to check in and make your report.

The 6Pack has been reassigned from the Istanbul sector to Cassablanca and we have been vigilant in our patrolling (hooparents seem to want to call this area Flint, MI) . . . duh! (What is a Flint, MI?)

We have been barraged by many poision drops of late and figure it is a hooman attack . . . much like the Room of Doom. :yikes:

[lotsadox]

Agent Fluffer Pup checkin in. I been doin' my patwolling. I even caughts an emeny agent in da yard and killeded him. I took him inside de howse so I could see ifs he was cawwying and secret weapons but hoomom founds him and puts him de twash! I did make a mess and she hads to cwean da rug in da study dough.

Poison dwops are fawling here to. Uh, oh, here comes hoomon. I'se better gets off da puter.

Da sky is low. Repeat da sky is low.

[TessieMom]

Dese are da Waco agents! We has a lake in our yard. Poison dwops keeps falling here too. Agent Whiskers has been decorating da house when HooMom turns her backs ... he is fraid of da dwops so he stays inside. Good job on da kill Fluffer Pup! I heres dat da Lil Birdie made a kill too. Bouncer out an over da A frame. I hopes dem dwops stops soon... cuz I iz not sure how to swim.

[Anatresia]

Das ist Agent Lamberjams (und Agent Piggles ist here auch) checking in from zee Buffalo area. Vee have also noticed zee poison drops and also zee attempt of zee hoomans to use freezing rays on us. Vee go outside and vee are hit with zee freezing rays und are forced to retreat to zee safety of zee heat vent. Zee worst part ist das zee hoomans make us vear zooze theengs zey call "sweaters" but inhibit zee performance of our DWD tasks. I use zee trick on zem- I freeze like statue when they put sweaters on. Zat ist zee trick!

[blueyezz74]

Thiz is Agent HD Fat Boy (named afterz the motorcycle). Poizin Dwops have been falling here too in Holland. I'm told we're in Pennsylzania but i don't tink so.

Ground had lotz of puddlez everywherez. We must have gotten attacked last night by alot of them!! I not afraid of those puddlez either!!!

Bwing on the Poizin Dwops!

[soph & li mom]

Agent (Sophia) La Bandida reporting from Awsten. Da poison dwops must be all over! Sergent Lili da loud and I have been seeing for days. Hoomom say da yard is now da lake. What is this lake she speak of? I feell in on da odder day. Hop out da door, no looking first. Learned da lesson...look before da leap!

Hoomom says we go to da grandhoomom's mountain again in a few weeks. She keeps calling it Tijeras, NM. No wanna go to da mountain. Hoomom says they have da white there now. Da white cold and taller than me! I will use da time to brief da uncle Duke. He not hoodog but want to be(bordercollie/greyhound).

Hoomom says we get da new fence when we go to da mountain. I no want, I working on being free. Hoomom says da big road too close so must get da new fence...

Will try da update from da mountain...no sure da contact will be able...

[juliette]

Dis is Agent Scratcher and Agent 3pawz portin in. Wez nots beens happies dis weeks - It's been lots and lots of poison drops up heres in da Gweat Whits Nowrths and our hoomom was in someplace called Lost Wages for four suppers. She's homes now tho..soz weze gotton da warm snugglies on da couch. Shez couldn't have Lost her Wages on dat trips..cuz we had lots of tweats and toys when shez got home.

Aunties Charlenes-da-dog-walker has been coming to take us on da missons whens hoomom is away - wez goz with da pack (no odder dachsies tho - buts wez workin on da Great Danes cuz we figure they are about the same size as we ares. Da Labs are twos stupids tho - dey just wanna chase da balls).

Wez been workin on da TRIMs ups heres..dez busy dis times of years with da leavies on da grounds. Wez haznts been ables to catch anys TRIMS to find out what dere secret plans are. Whens we dos, we'll 'ports back!

Agents Scratcher & 3 pawz portin out

The sofa is snugglies, repeat, the sofa is snugglies...

[blazeman]

Diz is Agentz AC and Lil-Turd portin in from the Nordern Ohio Field Offices. Us Agentz had a g00fy week.

Furst... der was some huwoman (will call her humom from now on we tinks) here wif da huhdad and uz. She was bewy nize tho... and we liked (and licked) her. She gibs us tweets too... so we lub her as much as hudad now. She was also bewy bewy good at da snugglin on da couch and in da big bed... eben if she didz take some of our rooms...

Den... da humom leaves and da next day... so doez hudad... WHAT IS UP WIF DAT? It waz OK tho... he too us on a recruitin mizzion... to the "Inn". Der was no oder dachies der... but we have an working agreements with a Mastiff and Great Dane... so we is expanding dis field office... maybe... da humom will bringz da Florida spotted agents norf... and we can have a HUGE offices here...

Don't want da hudad to know wez on the 'net while he is atz werk... so we needz to sign off... and rest up for our night mizzions

Da tweez are nekkid... I wepeat... Da tweez are nekkid

[quavec]

Dis iz agent in twaining fwogman. Dere iz much fusion here too. So much haz happened wately. Belwa haz gone. Me iz sad :( . No one to bite mize ears no more. Hubrover and humom wuz gone for a bit too. Husis and hudad wooked vewy worried. All da humanz are back tho. But belwa is still gone :sob: . BUT I getz to sweep in da big bed now. Humom put a step next to it and now I can getz up dere. but she saiz I am too hot so I hav to sweep on hudads side. He is hot too. Nice and toasty. It is cold out hewe and the houz wooks funny. dere are bwite wites all over at nite and humom saiz we are the grizwalds. don't know who dey are but the wites are pwetty...and hudad put a fire in the box in the house....very nice to snuggle next to but I'z can't get too cwose.....

ps

dont eat the shiny long stuff on dem twees in the house....dey be bad....

[blueyezz74]

Wowzerrrsss...you get to sweep in the big bed????? I don't even get to do thatz. Sowwry that Belwa is gone. It's still nice being an onwly doggie. You will get more attention now! Just wate and sea!!

[Heidismom]

Dis is Agent Sleepy! I hab been sleepin' wots and wots. I wuz on a big mishun las week, an' I am jus now wested up! I got to go to the skool wif hoomom an' I hadda help wif da lessons! Hoomom sez eben dough lotsa kids hab doglets, dey doan allus know how to meet new ones! So I hadda whip dose raw rekrutz inta shape. First, Hoomom wouldn't let dem eben see me until dey were quiet an' werkin'! She told dem how to let me sniff hands an' dat I got to make da first move! I wuz extwemely gentle an' I gabe out doggie kisses wike Hoomom couldn't believe! I kissed about 15 kiddos in Hoomom's "home room" - whateber dat is! - an' about 17 in her reading group. She wuz finishin' a big unit on pets, so dat is why I hadda be da helper. I did have my cave so I cud get away from it all. I completed my mishun wif flying colors, but I sure wuz glad to get back home! It's exhaustin' teachin' second graders!!! Agent Sleepy, over an out! De wedder is cold, foggy, and misty. I hear dere's a big guy in a red suit comin' soon for all us good agents and AITs! De greenies are good! Repeat: de greenies are good!

[TessieMom]

Helwoo Agent Sleepy! Dis is da Agent Bouncer! I iz glad dat you compweted your misshun with such good grades. I wuz at da gility place an I dids what I wanted too. I really likes da walk, turnnel table, and da chute is good, but I wuz too buzy findn spilt tweets to do da sramble right.

[quavec]

Agent Fwogman 'portin in. Humom is happy. I am confused. It is so berry berry cold today and dis makes her smile. :yikes: I do not like dis cold. It was hot yesterday. I want it to do dat agin. Da big twee wiff lites has lots ub stuff under it. I smell sumting yummy in one ub dem. I do not tink I's sposed to be sniffing da boxes tho. Hudad keep saying da "no no" words to me. Da hubrover and husis keep pokin under dere too. Day get da "no no" words too so it must be sumting good. I will inspekt some more in a bit. Humom says we all get to go sees Belwa soon. I am happy. I miss her cuz she chewz stuff and I sneak to do it but she gots the bwame. wast week i went in da rollin box and I's got to meet spek an peewee and suzi an penut too. we sniffed an sniffed an had to protekt da humans fwom da udder dogs wiff da tall legs. dey dont skeer me tho. dey not so tuff. gotta go. hupawents be tewing eberyone dees words "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Be Safe!" . Dis makes udder hoomans smile. So, I sez it to my DWD agent fwends now:

"Hab a Mewry Chwismas, Happy Howlidays and be safe!".

PS Dont eat da shiny tings...dey make da poopies yukky for da hoomans to cwean up!

[blueyezz74]

Agent Fatboy motosyckle

Cold thewr???? It's going to be 60 here but the poizin drops are fwalling. Hoomom was walking around in this funny red hat with a white ball on the end of it.

We alswo have a tree with lots of flashwights on it and lots of tigger toys hanging on it. Hoomommy won't let me touch the tiggers!!! :crying: I like tigger toys though!

Why is hoomom baking so many cookies? Hoodad is sneeking then when he thinks hoomom isn't looking. I keep lookin for crumbs but I can't find any and they won't give me any!!! :crying:

[kpm_tex]

Agent in twainng Wigglz Butz portin in from Texas. Wez haz da white stuff all over da gwoun an it'z cold Hoomom sez it is 18 degrezz. She makes us goz outside an specs us to pee pee out in dat. De boyz AIT Baa-Baa an FuzzyFace has to standz on their tip toes to keeps from dwagging their pee-pees in da white stuff. Sometimes itz no funz bein short.

We has the twee too. hoomom keeps telln AIT Baa-Baa an Fuzzyface that the skirtz is no potty pad.

[Anatresia]

Dis is Agent Piggles. Agent Lamberjams is sweeping on da big bed wight now. We also share da pain of da white stuff on da gwound. Hoomommy makes us go out wif our feets getting cold an den she makes us dwy them off! Da secwet, fewwow agents, is to way in fwont of the thing that is warm- Hoomommy calls it da vent. Or if dere's two agents, make a pile. in da big bed, lay all ova your hoomommy so she is warm too. plus she doesn't sweep much then and you can give her kisses all night. dat's my twick.

Agent Lamberjams ist heir auch. Ich kenne (I know) das da white stuff ist a trick of zee hoomans to stop our exploration missions... Ich vill investigate zeez further for you...

Piggles und Lamberjams portin out.

[primergray]

dis is ait offwoad porten in. di is mi firs time. i have bwen in twainin for lon tim! it has bwen vewy wierd here wately. hoodad was gon long time, hoomom say he was on sip. i got to se the sip, to much watr fo me!! hoodad talk to hoomom on talk ting sometime, i get to wisten to! jus when i taught hoodad not com home, he nok on door, me so excited i pee on fwor. i fel bad but hoodad sa that ok!! nex we hav this twee in da hous, a twee in da hous!! den hoomom and hoodad hang stuf on it, twll me NO all da tim. i twy to be good, to much new stuf to pway wif!! den this day call kissmas com. i taught i could give wots of kisses that day. i foun out why call kissmas. hoomom open her pwesent hoodad bought hom an start to cwy. i taught she sad so i giv her kisses. i foun out stuff that shiney and sparkl make hoomommys cwy an giv hoodaddy's kisses at sam tim. oh wel, i gues i got mor twaining to do. uh oh!! hoodad com back fwom garge!!

the powson drops r comin, i repet the powson drops r comin!!

ait offwoad out

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, 'portin' in.

Dis Officer has ben occupied wit 'portant mishuns as of lately. Dis Officer apowlojizes fer not keepin' ups wit da new 'cruits.

Fwirstly, I be wantin' to remind yous all dat yous gotta enter da DWD as Agents In Twaining. (AIT's). Yous will certwinly be upgwaded to full Agents soon!

Swecondly, pwease be sendin' dis Officer yur confidential infos via Private Messages soin' I's ken get da records up-to-dated.

Turdly, dis would bein' a good time fur all Agents and AIT's to bein' readin' da Secwet Code Book and submittin' up-to-dates dat might be nesseswary. Tank yous fur yous cowopowashun.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out!

[TessieMom]

Dis iz da Agent Bouncer 'portn in for Agents Hugger, Missy, an Whiskers. Welcome to all da new AITs... I iz so pwoud to see how many new recruits der are. I iz still playing at da big field wid all da cool stuff. HooMom getz upset when I makes up my own rules. She sez dat we has to work together and do da right sequence. I kan make a better sequence, so I duz. It iz cold today, but da sun iz pretty, so we iz go'in out dis afternoon. Attention all Agents and Agents in Twaining... keep da feeties warm! Bouncer out.

[TDR11114]

The Feline Species is on the move again,over! And this time Agent Bug,and Agent Blue caught the fur ball in the act. Feline looking into window, at Hoomans Daughters pet Gerbils, ....Warning! Warning!, but, hmmmmm..... Gerbils do look kind of fun to play with................ :)

[Kim H.]

what is these Gerbil things? We know da Felines, sometimes there is Felines wandering 'round our house, trying to infill-, inflitr-, IN-FIL-TRATES our ranks. Then we has to bark and scare them away. But we not know da Gerbils - can they be eaten? Agent Sister - oops, I mean Agent Dora, she will eat them... she eats anythings.

Agents (well, we hopes we might be Agents now... been trainin' a long time) Gypsy and Dora

[juliette]

Dis is Agent Scratcher 'portin in. Beens very qwiets on da DWD heres...pssstt...can youz agents and AITs hears mez????

Hoomom tooks mez and Agent 3pawz to da ROOM of DOOM today!! Da blue coats tooks ours bloods to checks for da heartwormies, and Agent 3pawz gots a jabby-owie! Hoomom also gots some packages of da stuff dats goes in da cheese - she says dats i'm doing da itchy scratchies too much and dat da pill-in-da-cheeses will makes me feels betters.

Wez weres weally, weally bwave at das ROOM of DOOM! Wez didn't give aways no DWD secrets or nottin. Agent 3pawz was spweciallys strongs with her teethies - shes tried to show da blue coats dat she no take no torture with da jabby-owies - buts da blue coats were fast and she diddnt bites them.

Hoomom sez we gets spwecial fishie tweats tonights cuz wez were goods...mmm...sardine-fishy-treat dinner!!!

Dis is Agent Scratcher 'portin out. Any DWD members out dere? It's so quiet!!

[Heidismom]

I habn't been doin' much more dan check de DWD, cauze Hoomom's 'puter wuz havin' trubbos, an' she uses da Laptop - which I doan like, cuz dat means I'm not in her lap! Anyhow, Hoodad has been on his puter alla time, it seems like, so I can't use dat one! Loooooonnng story, short version - my hoodad wikes kitties better'n dachsies so I hab been butterin' him up sos he can see jus how speshul we are - I gib him da L@@K so much! He duz fink I am berry cute, an' I wuz bizzily convertin' him to be a dachsie slave, but it wuz dwoppin' poison dwops yestiddy, an'...well, I pooped in da fwoor of Hoodad's 'puter room, and frum da way my Hoomom cweaned it up so fast and spwayed dat Febreeze stuff- I may hab taken a step backwards! Ummm, maybe more dan one step backwards! Agent Sleepy ober an' out! Da poison dwops are evil! Repeat: da poison dwops are evil!

[LuckysMom]

Un skweeze me. De name is Agent Peas-a-dot. I twas tawld to port hier fur nu duttee. I is a duper decret undy kiver agent awaitin new orders. I has alweady verted da hoomom and hoodad to swaves fur de dachsies. I dink dat I needs to keeps me eyes on da widdle hoosis Alex. Ze zeems to understwand wats I is dinkin

[blazeman]

Diz is Agents Lil-Turd and AC portin in from da Nodern Ohio Awfice

Itz been cold here in da norf. Butz we will be warmer 2maro. Da humom iz going to be here 2maro! She likez to spoilz us! She tellz hudad to let us chew da bonz whenever all da time! We wuv da hu-mom!

We iz going to twy and do some agent recruitmentings. It might takes a few monthz... we tinks we knowz of 3 possible agentz... just can't start twaining dem until later dis year

Oh... hudad is back.... we needz to act like we weren't doin anytingz!

No More Frozen Poison Drops.... i wepeat... no more frozen poison drops!

[TessieMom]

Dis iz Agent Bouncer! I iz happy to hear frum everyone! I has been berry busy wid da agility stuff. Some times l lets HooMom tink she is telling me wher to go, but I likes to make up my own stuff. It iz so hot here dat I gots my summer shave cut... sposed to be 83 tomorrow! Send frozen stuff!
Agent Bouncer out to sniff da green grass.

[dutchman]

Agent's Long Tail and Silver Fox reporting in. WE have finally decided this new smooth guy that has been with us for a long time now might be agent material. We were laying low till we decided we could trust him. Anyone know for sure if we have an agent Smooth Operator yet? We were thinking that might be a good name for our new agent.

[primergray]

Dis is AIT offwoad portin in!

I has bwen vewy bsy watly!! Wots of adventwers!!

Hoodaddy took me on a wong drive in tis ting call the caw. We went long way to tis guy shop to dwop hoodaddys offwoder for work. He sa his offwoader, I kno it my offwoder. He sa twuck not good so get fixed, I started wooking becawse hommomy say I was fixed when I went to the white coat on that cold table. I se nothing that need fix!! Noffing hangin down!!

Wiff my offwoder out of garage I gots more pwaces to pway!! Wots of gwease and odder twings to roll in!! It gweat!! I even potty down tere becwase poison dwops were fawing. Her in So Cow it be wots of poison dwops watewe!!

Hoodaddy awso hav tis ting that fwash when he point at me!! I tway to sweep and he keep point at me!! Bofers me wen I sweep!!

Uh oh!! Hommomy up fwom her nap! Time to pway and hide my DWD skils!!

Atencion: Da sun is fun to wa in, da sun is fun to wa in!!

AIT offwoad out!!

[willsana]

Tanks to all Agents 'n' Agents in Training dat have 'ported in rwecently.

Agent in Training Agent Peas-a-dot, tanks por joinin' in da cause. Pwease be sures ta read da DWD Code Book 'n' take da Oath of Allegiance: Code Book (http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=6598) It bein' up to all Agents 'n' AIT's ta find der own mishuns. Yer territory bein' knowed da best byin' yer own self. 'port back ta da DWD often 'n' soon you will becwome a fully fledgeded Agent! (A pwoud day fer ebery DWD Agent.)

Agents Long Tail 'n' Silver Fox, Gweat to hears frum you's! "Smooth Operator" is uh open code name! Congwats to AIT Smooth Operator! You's gots two gweat menturs ta be leadin' you's!

It bein' wonnerful ta record da bwave x-pwoits of da agents of da DWD! Courwage in facin' da Room a-Doom! 'Puter trouble based isolations in da field! Bwavin' x-tweme cold 'n' poisun drwops!

Agent in Training Offroad, pentwatin' da Hoodaddy domain of da gawage is bein' bery bery cwever! (Likin' to da foxies!;) ) Por dis ingeeniwish plan I bein' nomnatin' you's por full Agent Status! Senior Agents, what sayin' you's all?

Agents Lil-Turd 'n' AC, Congwats on da vwisit of da Hoomommy! More huggies 'n' tweats por you's! 'n' TWO hoomans ta run yer surrvaliliance on. ;)

I will bein' submittin' myz own perswonal 'port frum da Minnie-soda Offwice soon.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

Da Bunny of da Easter Goodies comes this darkness! Repeat! Da Bunny of da Easter Goodies comes this darkness!

[primergray]

Agwent Status!! WOW!!

Pwese vote for me Senior Agwents!! Pwese I pwomise to be gud Agwent. I hav wots o mishions pwaned.

Hoodaddy sa we goin to the mountains soon. Not shure wat mountains we go to. I will weport in soonest.

AIT, hopin to be Agwent, offwoader out!!

[juliette]

Dis is Agent 3pawz 'portin in. Mez agwees with our Wecords officer Little Bird - AIT Offroad must bez pwomoted!

Mez and Agent Scratcher went on a specials mwissons dis weeks - wez werez da DWD ambwassadors ats a twade shows! Wez showds da pwettyness of da dachsies in a fwashions shows (Iz gots ta wears whats hoomom calls my dwiva look!) ands wez mets all sworts of peoples and odder dogs. Wez did lots and lots of spyins!!

Diz is Agent 3pawz portin out!

[kpm_tex]

AIT Baa Baa portin in. Dis must ben spshell weeknd as der ben lotz mishuns. Hoomom tooks me an AIT Fuzzy Face an AIT Wigglz Butz to da white coats ysterday mornin to spress our pooters. Day do me furst, I haz to do my parts for da DWD movement. So when Da wady white coat squoze I pushed extwa hard. Da Wady white coat jumped and made da funny noize. AIT Fuzzy Face toll me I scores a diwect hit!! Hoomom tooks us all back to da widdle caw and AIT Wigglz Butz an AIT Fuzzy Face all celwabrate wid me! We haz a berry sucssful mishun!

AIT Baa Baa portin out

[Mark]

Come in DWD . . .

Oh there you are. We have read the reports of completed missions by some of the new AITs and all Senior Agents in Cassablanca (5 of us, 6 in spirit) have voted . . . we recommend any AIT completing these sort of dangerous missions be promoted to full Agent status. ;)

Casssablanca is not where it is supposed to be . . . I repeat, Cassablanca is not where it is supposed to be.

[Pokey's Mom]

Ah yes, how do you say... xello? Dis is zee AIT Sir Rumplebum. Not much for zee report, as I am so fresh from za trainzings.

Vigilance, zee L@@K, endless position negotiatins paid off verrry nice on how you say... "Da Big Bird Day" quite a few months ago. A hoo-father-in-law was brrrringing forth za bird to the oblong high hooman food teasing device (ah, table?). In transit, a bird slice slid onto zee floor. I, launched opperation EAT (here we say... Eat, Ate, Tired). Zee strange hoopeople declared zee day as, "Feast of Saint Pokey!" I zon't know vhy.

Dis vas in za "Flint" area. I did not zee or smell a "Flint." I too believe it must be in Moroacco or Turkey.

I vait vor zee day vhen I can vrroooll in Nature's Kibble (ah, how you say... vabbit turds?)

[willsana]

Da is a berry specwal announcement in dis forum. Pwease clicky on dis link: Announcement (http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?p=185886#post185886) to be readin’ it. Tanks a bunch.

Memo ta Lady Bug, and Blue: You must tell us yor sccwetly DWD names! Da hoomans be berry berry sneaky. We must make all efforts to elood dem by usin’ secwetly names. When you have given dis records officer yor code names yous will bein’ added to da roster.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

[ShewShew]

Hewwo, hewwo! Testy, testy! one...two...free...is dis ting on??

Otay. Dis is AIT Apple Pi powtin in from da new wair. We has moved pwum atross da wowld since my wast post. We dwove fa dayz n dayz n dayz. We's wivvin in Kintucky now. Mom sez I'z a hillbiwwy agin. Waz dat anywayz?

So, hew's da port. Awong da dwive outs here, I wan acwoss many new cweatures. Momma sez some of dem was cows. I saw many new pwaces, momma sed de desert was a bad pwace for me to go expwowin by myseff, so I stayed near her while we's der. When we gets to da new pwace, it's da owd pwace, wher da hoogranny and hoopappy wivs! I fought we could onwy get der by the big ting in da sky!

So now I'z in da new house. I has discobered da cave unda da "bed". I hides all my bones and my special toys in der so da mom's can't get em. I goes der whens I'z in twoubles. I have managed to capture a wouge agent of BIM and has attempted to get infowmation from him. I had NO luck. His beak was sealed. As a freat to other BIMs, I dragged his wifewess boddy into da cave for safe keeping, to see if der were any secwet debises on his body. Before the examination wuz compwete, da hoomom founds me! She squealed weawy woud, and her new hooman came to take it away. Hoomomma sez I'z a baaad giwl for making her get on her sore owd knees to kween up da feavers unda her "bed". And she spwayed dis horribwe stuff called "air fweashner". It made da nice smell of da ded agent go away!

So now on to new bizness. I has a new agent (aka "bruffer) to intwoduce. His name is going to be AIT Devil Dog. He would wike to join da group. He is berry suspicous of da hoomuns, espwially da hoomen. He seems to wike da hoowomen. If he can joins, he pwomices to be a good agent!

Uh oh! Mom's up! AIT Apple Pi signing off!

[Anatresia]

AIT Lamberjams and AIT Piggles here. Zeez ees Lamberjams. Ich haben zee BAD NEWS. Zee snow ees "melting" according to zee hoomom und zeez ist making zee poison puddles everywhere. Ich cannot walk without getting zee paws wet. Zeer ist no way to walk around zem. AIT Piggles runs through zem. Ich must admit zat she ist brave. Zee worst part ist zat Hoomom makes us take zee bath after zee walks now. Ich HATE zee bath.

Hellwo- it's Piggles. Mr. Butters told you about the puddles. They don't bother me because I'm bwave. Dat's what DWD agents is about. I do hate the bath, dough. The odder good thing bout spwing is dat da birdies are back! We wuv chasing da birdies!

[Kim H.]

Agents Gypsy an' Dora checkin' in. What is dis 'frozen poison drops' of which you speaks? Is this like when hoomama open da' 'freezer' an' ice cubies fall out an' roll aroun da floor? It cold (brrrrrr) in da freezer - you agents LIVE like dat??!! You brave!!!! :caffeine:

recent missions includin: (AHEM!)
1. we eat a saltshaker, made o' wood. Agent Gypsy think it mighta had a **secret recorder/tracking device** in it and best to destroy da evidence. Agent Dora just think it tasty. Hoomama not pleased.

2. we had da nail trimmin' despite mighty struggles da hoomama an' hoodaddy turn out to be too strong for us. SO we submitted but we did NOT reveal our secrets!! An' lotsa tasty treats was given in xchange.

3. we had invaders in da house!! One was BIG, we mean REAL big! We stealthy-like measure him and he as tall as THIRTEEN AGENT DORAs stacked on top o' each other (that about six feet plus six paws)!! Agent Gypsy think he kinda scary and she bark at both invaders to show who is da boss! Agent Dora instead turn on da charm and make da friends (she not scared) 'cause this get more tummy rubs. Tummy rubs convince Agent Gypsy... but she still might bark. Jus' in case.

Whew. Tough week! Gypsy an' Dora out to nap on da mama.

[Mark]

Agent LoneWolf and the Cassablanca division here . . .

It's that time of year . . . all Agents be careful of Poison Drops, BIMs, TRIMs, Lawn Dragons, etc. and don't forget that the trees will be putting their clothes back on.

All is well in our sector and the other Agents here send greetings.

The naked trees are getting dressed . . . I repeat . . . the naked trees are getting dressed.

[kpm_tex]

Dis is agent Fuzzy Face portin in. Furs I am gwatful fur ful agent status. Agents Baa Baa and Wigglz Butz r vewy happy to doos ouwr parts fur da DWD movement.

We had gweat adventur dis pass dayz. Hoomom takes us to what she calz DCA evwents. All I knowz iz I gotz to smell and followz evil wabbits. It waz lots of fun. Hoomom lets me off da leash and tellz me to go findz dem. So I doz! Der wher so many wabbits so wittle time! Hoomom waz callen me to come butz Iz was too buzy twying to catch dem all. Hoomom waz callen wit her arms open wide.. I come runnin to her butz out popz anoder wabbit. Hoomom caught me tho ... she lept and gwabz me ... we wolled on da gwound. She tellz me what a good boy I am. So next time I do da same thing and chaze many wabbits. Hoomom waz gettn a wittle ditry haven to keep leapn and catchn me.

Agents Baa Baa, Wigglz Butz and I gotz to stay in da widdle houz wid wheels and gots to sweep in da big bedz wid hoomom. Agent Baa Baa anoited da new houz wid wheels wid his own scent. Hoomom not vewy happy wid dat but lest we agents knowz which of da widdle houz on wheels iz ours now.

Hoomom waken up now to go to bedz... Agent Fuzzy Face portin out!

Catch all da wazy wabbits... I wepeat.. catch all da wazy wabbits!!!

[juliette]

Dis is Agent Scratcher 'portin in. Dis is da spwecial days cuz it's hoodad's bwirthdays. Mez and Agents 3pawz gots him a pwesents - cwuff linkies wit dachsies on dem! 3pawz loves da pwesent cuz dey be pink likes her new collar...de linkies be likes little wersions of hoomom & Auntie Heide's pins. Mez nots sures boys shoulds wears pinks, but Hoomom sez it's okays cuz she's gots hoodads a pink swirts wit da cuffs for da linkies.

Hoomom also has a news nicknames for 3pawz..she's bein calls "She Who Cannot be Twusted". Hoomom sez its cuz 3pawz wuns offs on das TRIMS hunts and don'ts come back when da momma calls for da tweeties. 3pawz be walkin on da leashies now - nots on hers own. Hoomoms donts underswands da DWD mwisson! Mez giving hoomom da L@@K, butz it not workins yet.

Times for us to go to camps todayz cuz hoomom&dad goes to swomthing calleds "momma mia" tonites - wez donts underswand why our momma goes mia and why she cants do its at homes wit us!

Dis is Agent Scratcher 'portin out

Psst...give all hoomoms da L@@Ks - maybees theys tell our hoomom dat 3pawz isn't "She Who Cannot be Twusted" and cans do her DWD mwissions against da TRIMS!

[blueyezz74]

Thiz is Agent Fat Boy weeportin in.

Da poizin dwops have been falin. Hoomom sazs them are gonna stop soon. I don't beweeve her. The gwound is swuishy and icky. My tummy doesn't like to get thiz wet!

Hoomommy said it wuz worse for the people near pop-pop's who got fwooded from the Del a ware rwiver and the we should be lucky dat we have a home becuz some of those peepole can't go home! :crying: Pop-pop's house and my favorrite backyard was safe becuz they dwaned the canal before the water come. I don't care what she says I still tink that it fwooded here too!

[quavec]

Happy Bwifday to your hoodaddy Agent Scratcher! Hey Agent Fuzzy Face...we haz the poison dwops all da dayz long down hewe. Dey iz bad....dey makes me shwiver...hopes dey go away soon for you!

[TessieMom]

Dis is da Bouncer 'port'n in! I is happy to hear abouts da birfdayz and all da special news and newly promoted agentz. All da trees are getting clothes again her an da grass is green... but da poison drops are terrible! HooMom sez dat I gets to go wif hers for 3 Satterdaz in a row to play on da agility stuff... I iz packed cuz I knows der is tweets involved! Bouncer out to roll in da smelly stuff in da grass!

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin' in! Greetings to all agents and AITs. Eek! What izzit wif dese evil poison drops? Jus' when da Hoomom and I thot dey were ober and done wif - we getted more! I wuz about to go outside two dinnerz ago, when dey started fallin' and I hadda quick pull my footie back inna doggie door, sos I didn get wet!

I got chicken for my dinner last night! My hoodad hazn't been feelin' so good, so Hoomom makes lotsa chicken soup. Hoomom put some pieces of chickie and some peas and potatoes in my bowl, too. It's good to be the princess!

Congwatulayshuns to the new Agents and AITs! Agent Sleepy over and out! The poison drops are still evil! Repeat: the poison drops are still evil!

[TessieMom]

Dis is da Bouncer 'portin in. I bounced once too much today and I is feeling bad tonight. We wents to dis "fun" match in agility today... I wents up dis weally high A-frame... it wuz at 6 feet with slats... an I broke an nudder toe nail... but inside da toe... so I decides enuff and flies off da top of da A-frame ting. I gots blood everywhere from my toe, but I tinks I is ok udderwize... just gonna sleep tonight. Dey figurs out dat da A-frame ting iz too high for us short dogs an fixed it after I gots hurt. Bouncer not bouncing.

[Pokey's Mom]

I bounced once too much today and I is feeling bad tonight. (...) Bouncer not bouncing.

Dis is AIT Sir Rumplebum 'portin in. You're very bwave Agent Bouncer. West so you can bounce s'more swoon. :wavey:

I is feeling bad too. There was secret AIT documentation witten on a paper towel. Das hoomans never saw da words, cause I ate it. Dhey were none da wiser, until I puked up pawrts of it twice today. All mwessages are secure. :cool:

Das hoomom and hoodad took me to da Woom of Doom. The white coats pressed me for da info, but I didn't reveal anyting! First, dey gave me truth serum disguised as a "blood test." Den dey scanned my body to find my energy sworce. Dey twied to intimidate me with words of pancweatitis, but I kept all mwessages secure. As a wesult, da fwustrated white coats let me go home, quite hweathy, with just an iwwitated tummy. You bet I was iwwitated!

I'm on a torture wegimine of pills and cherry liquid. My twaining in cuteness and sweduction paid off- I get weal hambwurger and wice for a week! Over and out on da down low.

(Cherry is not what it tastes like, rweapeat, Cherry is not what it tastes like!)

[TessieMom]

AIT Sir Rumplebum, be sure your hoopeoples give you only low fat hamburgers with da rice for da tummy. Agent Lover who is now an angel had dat pancreatitis stuff an she gots 99% lean burger... it was good. I tinks I iz weally sleepy now and da new AIT I has been twaining iz in Hoomom's lap wight now. She looks a lot like Agent Whiskers, but I tink she be AIT Blondie. Agent Bouncer, giving up Bouncing for a while.

[TDR11114]

To all dogs, the kitties are on the loose! Take cover, quickly in your humans homes. They are armed and dangerous, I repeat, armed(Pawed) and dangerous! Here is a photo of one now!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/TDR11114/pic30807cat.jpg
Take Care!
Lady bug and Blue

[primergray]

Dis is Agent Offwoad portin in!

I wood wike to tank yous all for the pwomotion!!

I had a vewy impotent mishun toda!! Me and hoodaddy had a walk to da stoe. I gots to sniff all sorts of tings!! Having hoodaddy hom a wot now is gwiving me wots o mishuns!!

Sowy, back to my mishun. On da walk, I saw da split nose menshuned befwore!! I jump in da gwass and go potty so da split nose miss hodaddy wen he ben down to pick up my potty. Da split nose miss da shot!!

Dem sneeky critters!! Tanks Wady Bug and Bwu!! Hoodaddy don kno how cwose he come to gettin kilt. I wook at da winder and the split nose hiss at me. He hiss at me!! I bark and hoodaddy twell me "shush!!" Hoodaddy's jus don't unerstand!!

Oh boy, hoomommy home!! Gotta hide my skwills!!

Desuf twoys is fun, Detuf twoys is fun!!

Agent Offwoad out

[primergray]

Tis is Agwent Offwoad portin in.

I have supa secwet spy pics of my new mishun twuck!! Dis twuck will twake me on many mishuns wen done!! Dis is a pic of my twuck in pwogwess

http://www.jeepaholics.com/support/files/primergray/20050413171237_toy01.jpg

When hoodaddy sa it get fwix, now i unerstan!! He say here stuff that got remove

http://www.jeepaholics.com/support/files/primergray/20050413171328_toy02.jpg

WOW!! Dat's a wot to get remove in da Woom of Doom!! Dat one nasty Wite Coat!!

Dis Agwent bein vewy caushus awound the hoodaddy!! He do tings like dat to my twuck, I be vewy carful!! Will weport mor soon on my new mishun machin!!

Atenshun: Da BIMS are noisy, Da BIMS are noisy!!

Agwent Offwoad out!