warning : to all DWD members

[TDR11114]

COde Red, Code Red!
The feline species has been detected on the move behind a house on Visailia Street in Dallas. Be on the lookout for all nose splitters, and fur ball hackers.
Have been reported to arch backs, give an evil hissing noise, and split a couple of dog noses!
I repeat warning, the feline species is on the loose! :)

[Mark]

Thanks for the warning. We can only hope that OctoPussyCat (arch enemy of DWD) is not involved. For more info on this see the Neverending Story forum.

I, senior supervising agent LoneWolf, validate this emergency and urges all agents to respond with deadly force.

Signing out from the Cassablanca sector . . .

The snow and rain fall mainly here . . . I repeat . . . the snow and rain fall mainly here.

[juliette]

Dis is Agent 3pawz portin in...wez also spottin da evil cats up heres in da Gweats Whites norths. Dis must be da OctPussyCat's work. Des in leagues with da Canada Greesers ands dez after das DWD.

Agent Scratcher has his new "cammo" gears..so hes blends in wells. Wez will fights da evils up heres!

Agent 3paws portin out....

[primergray]

dis is ait offwoad portin in

the lnlady has a nosesplitter too!!! he not vewy nice!! me an hoodaddy went to paw the went, tis big furball twy to attack me!! i got so scare, i potty on lnlady cawpet. she not hapy wiff me. i dint kno what else to do!! dem nosesplitters are scwary!!

ait offwoad out

da powsoin drops have stopped, i repet the powsoin drops have stopped!!

[blueyezz74]

Thiz is Agent Fat Boy. No hissing kittiez here. Dare is just thiz puppy that lives nere us that always jumps on me. She might just be a kittiez in diguize!

Yeah! No more poizin dwops! But from what hoomom told hoodad it's going to be 20 on Sundae. Is that cold???? i reallz hope knot!