If your dachsie was a hooman...

[Marion]

...what career would they choose? :D

:bigsquar: Solo would definitely be in the food industry, probably a chef that taste-tests all her dishes - as well as a supermodel in her spare time!
:bigsquar: Bacca would be an acrobat in the circus, doing all sorts of complicated gravity-defying tricks!
:bigsquar: Chewy would have been a soccer star a la Beckam or Maradona!

(P.S. Yup, another silly thread started by me... ;))

[Sausage Mom]

Hmmmm,

Pogo would probably be in quality control at either a couch factory or a food processing plant (doesn't matter WHAT food as long as he gets to eat).

Pixel would make an awesome talk show host....he's really pretty, never shuts up and although he barks a lot, there is never a lot of substance to what he has to say...he just barks and crys to hear himself most of the time. He'd be perfect for something like Regis and Kelly, high energy but goofy and fun.

[Puppy Love]

Lizzy would be a hairstyle model, and Heidi would be a circus clown.

[KBanister]

Cute question!

Snooter would be a private detective, scouting out crime and solving mysteries. This is perfect for her considering she always has to know what's going on!

Buster Brown would be a mathmatician!! I always wonder what's going on in that head of his, it's gotta be math.

[PennyLover]

If Pippit were a hooman, he woud be a sanitation engineer(I think that's the PC name) The reasons: he "sweeps" each and every floor he comes across and he can empty anyone's trash basket like nobody's business.

[roxysmom]

I wish I could hire Pogo! I work in Quality Control at a maraschino cherry plant and am currently working on hiring an assistant. :D

If Roxy had a job it would have to be DIVA! She loves to sleep, be waited on hand and foot and thinks she is too much of a princess to do much else. :razz:

[HawaiiDoxieLover]

Baby Girl: Security Forces. Nothing, no one gets past Mama. She has a big job that she takes very seriously: Mommy, Daddy, her son, two catbrothers, the cars and all of dad's equpiment to protect! (And she says she wants a raise!) :dizzy:

Shu-by Doo: says he wants to be up to male supermodel status someday, but would do commercials and film if the offers were high enough ;)

[Susa]

Isabel would be a prostitute. She spends her life trying to molest the cat.

[natfro]

Isabel would be a prostitute. She spends her life trying to molest the cat.

ROFL!

My girl would be an actress, actually a specific actress...Fran Drescher. I just know that IF she could talk, that would be the exact voice she had!

[Irminsul]

Tinki would be a diva. She thinks she should be carried across puddles, and a lady will not exert herself to panting. If she does 'paw, paw, bark' food is to be served immediately! I mean NOW!

Rieke would be an exterminator. No critter could ever escape her efforts!

[nonnyd]

Sam would be a guard of some kind..maybe like a policeman..he is alwasy going from window to window looking out and if outside his little head is moving every direction..nose in the air..looking to see if he needs to bark!

[LadyRana]

I thought about htis one for a bit LMBO about the molesting the cats. To funny

Connor - a chef
Gracie a policewoman 0 nothing get past here even though she cant see she is extra sensitive
Keiran - a boxer - he has the mentality of a fighter

[Doxie Duo Mom]

Clay would be QC for any mattress company as she loves our bed.

[Anatresia]

Mr. Butters would be a teacher, like Mommy, I think. He's my smart one, but he's also super outgoing and bossy, which are qualities teachers have. Plus, he taught Rigby everything she knows.

Ms. Rigby would be a stripper- did you see her Old Navy shirt thread? And she loves attention from men! She is more modest than I give her credit for, though, as Mr. Butters can tell you (she growls when he gets too friendly) so my second choice is a model, but not the magazine or fashion kind- more the car show kind so she could interact with lots and lots of different men! She's such a flirt, I know that would be perfect for her!

[dappledoxie]

Claire would be a toy tester, she would check to see if the toy could be ripped open. I think she'd be great at that :D hehehehe

Rebel I'm not sure about yet but I'll keep thinking on that one... :D

[quavec]

Isabel would be a prostitute. She spends her life trying to molest the cat.


:rofl: How funny!

Tracy, maybe Ms. Rigby would be Paris Hilton??? I mean, she (Paris) did say that she is a "label" and doesn't do much but advertise herself?

Cricket would be a janitor..he loves to clean the floor.

[alisoninmd]

Dutchie would be a special agent. :anon: Nothing gets by the little man- he doesn't miss anything, even if he's *supposed* to be sleeping.

Rexer would probably be involved in the food service industry (he puts the chow in chow hound) or a track and field coach- he is FAST!! :topsy: