Com Center 21: Hot times mishun ’ports…

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, ‘portin’ in.

Weez be knowin’ dat all yous agents ‘n’ AIT’s are bein’ berry busie like. Da hot times are upon us all. Der are so many mishuns to be ‘complished! Pleaz be ‘portin’ in as time purrmitses.

Followin’ bein’ my lately mishuns ‘port:

Der has lately bein’ TRIMs fwequentin’ my territory! I be doin’ my best ta catch da buggers. I charge outta da den doin’ da grrrrrrs ‘n’ da barrrooos! I be scarin’ dose critters good! One day der was a HUGE-ONAMUS feathered critter in da territory. Hoomom called it a Pile-lated Woodsiepecker. It was assaulting my lookout stump! :angry: Well, let me be tellin’ yous, I chased dat dumm dumm off right quick! :fierce:

Today I ‘complished a berry dangerous mishun at a new Room-o-Doom. Da White Coats der tried to fool dis agent by wearin’ aquamarine coats! Berry tricksie are dese new White Coats! Dey tortured me somethin’ fierus. Dey cut my toesies but I didn’t talk. Dey were vampires! I knows because dey took my BLOOD! But I didn’t talk! Dey even pokeded me wit needles. But I didn’t talk. I bein’ a brwave Agent of da DWD. Den dey brought out der secwet weapon…..a Kitty Cat! Da KC tried to sweet talk me in ta talkin’ by rubbin’ on me ‘n’ doin’ da purrrsies. I decweeved da KC ‘n’ made it tink dat I was its fwiend. Dumm Dumm Kitty Cat. :D

Dis Agent will bein’ keepin’ yous all informed ‘bout up-comin’ mishuns.

Agent Little Bird, ober ‘n’ out.

Der are hot times in da ole town tonite! Repeat: Der are hot times in da ole town tonite!

[Mark]

(whispering)

Senior Agent LoneWolf here . . . things have been pretty dicey in the 6pack sector. And, speaking of the Room of Doom . . . I was there tonight!! :yikes:

I got two pokes . . . hoodad says one for Hartwirm and one for Raybees . . . anyone know if this is a hooman trick to clone me or sumthin? I, too, revealed nuttin. :D

Hooparents been doing strange stuff, too . . . planting sumthin called a FlaurGardin. Then edging, mowing, painting, deweeding . . . whatever all that stuff is. ;) Hoomom and hoodad look tired and sore. Specially hoomom . . . she is amazing and does a lot while hoodad is at werk. (Yeah, cheap plug, but I do feel guilty. :) )

Sheesh . . . Missions? We got more of those than ya can shake a TRIMs tail at. :flush:

The man in charge, isn't . . . I repeat . . . the man in charge, isn't.

[Kim H.]

is where hoomans grows da white stuff which they use to make da BISCUITS. Maybe da hoomans is going to make LOTS and LOTS o' biscuits for ya. **WOW** we gonna have to get us one o' them gardenses. Prob'ly if there is planting then there is also digging needs to be done, you should help - no need to ask - just help. Agent Gypsy can come over to dig with ya - she good at digging... then I eats whatever you all digs up. :)

Lotsa news here! We got us a NEW territory which hoomans say is called "A-PAW-lo Beach" on which we has a fort which is called "Grandma House." From dis fort we plan secret missions!! Grandma comin' tomorrow to stay in her fort awhiles - that ok cause we like da Grandma (and also da Grandpa but he no come dis time). Also hoo-mama say ANOTHER Grandma comin' next month!! We got more than one Grandma?? :huh: How dis happen??!! Jackpot!!
We also got us a new Undercover Transport Vehicle which da hoo-mama drive us around in... equipped with special Stealth Feature so we not be seen!! (we not see no one when we in it, so 'course no one see us!)

Room o' Doom - yikes!! We has not been to Room o' Doom in many many many suppers, except once when we was probed in da tail ends. BUT WE NOT TALK!! We keeps our secrets even though we not like da probing. BLAH!!

Dora out! Time for bed! Have to get da hoo-mama up at 0600 hours.

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, fellow and girlie Agents and AITS! Dis is Agent Sleepy, 'portin in from southern CA.
My hoomom got back 2 dinners ago from Hoogranny's and she told me there were two Trims, a wabbit, and a thingy like a cat, but it's a waccoon! I missed alla dis, 'cause I was at Auntie Brenda's, convertin' my niece, Mocha, to the DBB. Sadly, I have to weport dat Auntie Brenda is not on da computer as much as she useta be, and Mocha and I cannot figger out how to turn it on, so she may not be able to post. I may have to scheme and get her over here so she can post from this puter - my hoomom would never suspekt us of such neefaireeus deeds! :fierce: Okay - I gotta go get tings ready for my hoodad's return - he's got newmoneeyah and is bery sick in Oregon, but he is feelin' better! Agent Sleepy, ober and out! Da grass is yellow! Repeat: da grass is yellow! :devil1:

[TessieMom]

Good to hear from you Agent Sleepy an all da odder agents too! Dis is da Bouncer port'n in. I iz not happy eider .... hoomom is packing again to go to sum place called a reunions in New York. I saw her puttn structions out for da sitter.... I has been a berry good agent since last I ported in and I tinks I should go wid her. Our grass is turning yellow too cuz der has been no poison drops an its HOT---even the TRIMs are hiding! I had to do a 'gility demo in da middle of da day, but der wuz a pool der. I mets wid some udder agents too.

Bouncer out to get some place cool.

[Anatresia]

Agents: Vee are pleased to hear from you. Agent Lamberjams hier. Da hoomens have put a big bath in zee backyard. Zee new sing zey do ist to put us in zees bath!! Zey took all of our backyard space away and put zees thing in. Zee only good sing is that Ich can watch zee birdies and zee TRIMs from my "floaty raft" as zee Hoomommy calls it. It gives me the vantage point from sea.

Dis is Agent Piggles. I wanted to tell you 'bout Agent Lamberjams mission. He found a birdie in da yard and he tortured it for information, but he didn't kill it. Dat would be wong, he said. He dust pwayed with it for a while to get it to tell us what it thought the big bath was about, and asked it bout the TRIMs. Also, dere is an owl in da twee by our house again dis year. The hoomommy said dat owls is rare in da city, but dis da second year for the owls. I thinks theys lots of owls out dere. Me and Lamberjams gonna get all of dem.

Agent Piggles, portin' out. Beware the big bath.