Caution to all Agents and AITs!!!!!!!!!! *Com Center 23*

[Mark]

Agent LongDog here . . .

Our previous ComCenter has been compromised! :yikes:

The hoomans are *on to us* . . . :dizzy:

This new ComCenter *is* secure . . .

Thanks to all the agents and AITs who have furthered the cause . . . we, the most senior Agents . . . are about to be re-assigned to the most troubled area of all. Unfortunately . . . we can not yet, reveal *that* assignment.

It be code in da AM lately . . . I repeat . . . It be code in da AM!

[Pokey's Mom]

Agent LongDog here . . .

Our previous ComCenter has been compromised! :yikes:

The hoomans are *on to us* . . . :dizzy:

This new ComCenter *is* secure . . .
Agent Sir Rumplebum 'porting in. Full saloote to yew Agent LongDog for de alert. I will tellaport using the Ella Vator to Austria, Lithuania, Botswana, Malysia (-wiskin infekshon) and Rio Di Janero to tell all about da new konnecshon.

Doo not push "Stop" in da tellaport. Weepeat, doo not push "Stop."

[Rupert's Mommy]

Agent Mini-Pooper portin in! Me will stway on high awert!! And diligentwy continue my mission CDRO (Cawpet Dwagon Removal Operwation).

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin in! Tanks for de alert! I hab moved my sekrut password ober to a new pwace, too (I put it under de water dish in de backyard!). I hear I may be gettin' a new sissie! Hoomom has been askin' me if I'd wike a new sister, and she and the hoodad say dey hab been gettin' emails frum people who are raising more and better future DWD agents - dese people bein' called "good breeders who show dere dachsies". I am still tryin' to figger out what dey show 'em, cause I know we Agents and AITs can show dem more, huh? My hoodad has finally learned to play ball wif me! It took a long time, but at last he caught on! :bounce: Now dat dat mishun is compwete, I can start pwanning how to twain de new sissie when she is tranferred frum whereeber she is now! Agent Sleepy, ober an' out. De chicken nuggets are good! Repeat: de chicken nuggets are good!

[lotsadox]

Dis AIT Speckled Teckel checkin' in. I'se been patwolling the perimeter and twying to teach dis new pup about DWD. He's onwy part dachsie and I don't tinks he gets it.

Fwiday night hoodad boughts some steaks and put dem in the widdle frig in the gawage. I gots in der and took both steaks out and was twying to hide dem so dat Agent Fluffer Pup and AIT Colonel and I woods have some rations in case we needs it to survive. Hoodad got weal mad. I did gets to eats some do' before he took it away. Uh, oh, here come hoomom. I better get off the 'puter.

Clear skies, repeat clear skies.

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Bouncer! I thinks that AIT Speckled Teckel needs to be promoted to full agent for the steak caper! I is going back out to roll in the grass! Over and over and out!

[Heidismom]

Dis iz Agent Sleepy again! I raise my paw to vote AIT Speckled Teckel in as a full-fledged Agent, too! Da steak is good stuff! I beweive I met AIT Speckled Teckel at Hooaunt Nikki's house, and I fink he can be a good agent, by de way! Agent Sleepy ober an' out! Da stew got steak in it! Repeat: Da stew got steak in it!

[willsana]

It be a goodly thing dat dis new Com Center was openeded in da nick-o-time!

I's also tink dat Agent Speckled Teckel should be a full-fledger...But dis is already da truly! Agent ST and Agent Colonel were promoted several months ago! :appl: I beweeve da use of da old ranks was a cleaver rooos to confound da hoomans! Goodly stratagies, Agent ST. Proof dat your rank is truly deserveded.

Da hoomom is heading fer da Sunday Chatty. Watch for upcoming promotions...der are goodly AITs dat I will be recomendin' fer promotion.

Agent Little Bird...ober 'n' out.

[Anatresia]

Agent Lamberjams and Agent Piggles portin in. Fanks for da securwity. Our watest mishun is dealing wif da TRIMS dat are wiving in da twee in front of our house. Dey keep coming in our yard, but when we twy to questun dem, dey gets away.

Beware da TRIMS in da twee.
Agent Piggles, ober and out.

[kpm_tex]

Dis agent Wigglebutz portn in. We muz weminds all AIT's n new agents to be berry berry carful bout uzin agent names to dizgusie your selves from do Hoomans. Dey wuv us, but's it best day not know what our twu mishon is.

Last weekend our hoomom take agents Fuzzyface and Baa-Baa and me on a test to find da rats. We took dis on as a twaining mishon ... all rats, mouses and Trims will now fear us as we dun good.
Next we gwaduate to wabbits!

Dem wabbits is waskly and funz to chase!

Agent Wigglebutz portin out!

[KBanister]

Dis be Agent Bossy Pants and Agent I Heart Math. We's be 'portin in to da secuwe update on da Mishun Sink our Jaws Around the Ankle of da Mailman. Dis Mishun be 'vancin' swoly but surelie. Dis mailman twied to get us to eat da poison tweet but we outsmart him 'cause we didn't eat the poison part. We's too smart for dis mailman.

Out here-
Agents Bossy Pants and I Heart Math

[kerie0408]

Dis is Ajint in Twaining Silly Dog. I sorry I been usin' da wrong Com Center.

When I come out from undercobbers I give all my weeports here.

I want to adbise udder ajints dat when you go under da cobbers you can bwing your toys. My football is in da hooman bed. I wepeat, my football is in the hooman bed. Dis be big accompwishment!!!!!! I cawwied my football all da way up da wamp!!!!

I had to make a big decision wedder to go undercobber in da wiving woom or in da hooman bedwoom. I decided to go back and forf! I follow da hoomans to make sure dey behavin.'

[willsana]

Agent Bossy Pants, we's gots no records of this code name or of Agent I Heart Math in da Secret Code Book. We's do have AIT Snooter B. Nosey. Is this a change in code name? As far as my records show yous has not acheeved full-fledgedness as of yets. Der will be a promotions announcement very soons. Watch to see ifin' yous be on dis list! ;) Should I's be addin' AIT I Heart Math to da roster?

Tanks fer helpin' keep da DWD Records up-to-datie.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

[duchiesmom]

Dear Ajunt Little Bird - just want to make sure de roster is compwete wif my current info-mashun. I see dat my status is still dat ob da wowly AIT- pwease assign a mishun dat will pwomote me to full Ajunt status upon complee-shun.

I hab thus far conquered for da Cause:
*da Shy-ca-go- incwuding westawants, a fwee stwoller, and da Wosemont Conveshun Sinter
*da woom ob doom (hab got down to 13.2 pounds an off da pwedinsone)
*da Wal Mart in da beach bag wif only tree hoomons see me
*da courthouse in da beach bag wif my hoomom (esstra cwedit as we seen da aminal contwol offiser and he tink I cute)
*da hoomon bed - my hoodaddy has sum weserbashuns bout dis but I is winnin him ober

Pwease adbise future mishuns for full Ajunt status.

I wemain in da serbis ob da Com Center.
Umbly, AIT Duchie

Duchie out

[TessieMom]

Agent Little Bird, I thinks dat the WalMart and Courthouse capers of AIT Duchie qualify for full Agent status... especially with Animal Control officer there.
Bouncer out! :bounce:

[duchiesmom]

Agent Little Bird, I thinks dat the WalMart and Courthouse capers of AIT Duchie qualify for full Agent status... especially with Animal Control officer there.
Bouncer out! :bounce:
tank you for da vote ob confidense, Ajunt Bouncer. Awaitin da decree ob Ajunt Little Bird an her infinite wisdom.

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, I thinks dat the WalMart and Courthouse capers of AIT Duchie qualify for full Agent status... especially with Animal Control officer there.
Bouncer out! :bounce:

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, here.

I be compwiling a list of AIT's to submits to da Senior Agents for promotion. Dis is one example of courage dat I feel for surely will earn promotions for our goodly AIT's! Pwease be patiently wit me. Access to da 'puter has been spurwatick.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

[KBanister]

Agent Bossy Pants, we's gots no records of this code name or of Agent I Heart Math in da Secret Code Book. We's do have AIT Snooter B. Nosey. Is this a change in code name? As far as my records show yous has not acheeved full-fledgedness as of yets. Der will be a promotions announcement very soons. Watch to see ifin' yous be on dis list! ;) Should I's be addin' AIT I Heart Math to da roster?

Tanks fer helpin' keep da DWD Records up-to-datie.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

WE's gots to change da code name cause da mutter get hold o' do records wit da names. I be AIT Bossy Pants and Bussy be AIG I Heart Math....mutter never find ussses now.

[kpm_tex]

Psssttt... Agent Little Bird..dis is agent FuzzyFace.... While I wikes da name Duchie,,.,,dis is what da hoomom call her.. if we is infiltwated again we needs to have an oficial name for agent Duchie udder than whats her hoo mom call her... else she mights get in twouble .. Any agents have suggestions??

[willsana]

Psssttt... Agent Little Bird..dis is agent FuzzyFace.... While I wikes da name Duchie,,.,,dis is what da hoomom call her.. if we is infiltwated again we needs to have an oficial name for agent Duchie udder than whats her hoo mom call her... else she mights get in twouble .. Any agents have suggestions??

AIT Duchie has informeded me dat a more stealthish name is in da makin's! I fors one is waitin' wit a worm on my tongue. (Wit Baited Breath) I surely dos hope dat da new code name is ready fer promotion time.

[kerie0408]

AIT Silly Dog portin' in-

My hoomom may be on to da ajint name. Today when she came home I was jumpin' up an' down becaws I deserve a tweat for being home awone all day. My hoomom said, "You Silly Dog. Stop jumping up and down." Does dis mean she know my ajint name?

I did nuthin to compwamize dee ajint mishins and I want to be full ajint. I been doing weal good. I intewogate many fewines, and da naybor dogs, and I pwayed nice wif all da ajints at da beach in da summer. I chased da big yellow bus dat has children in it. And I been workin' on opewashim wunchbox for ober a week. And I even went undercobber in my mommy's new com-fer-ter!

Pwease tell me if me needs to change my ajint name because hoomom calls me "Silly Dog." I hope I kin keep da name but I will obey da superior Ajints.

AIT Silly Dog

[lotsadox]

I agwee xat de Walmart and Courthouse capers should qwalify AIT Duchie for full agent status. Also, agwee that a new agent name is in order.

[willsana]

My own hoomom often calls ME "Silly Dog"! I dos not belweeve dat yer code name has been compwimised.

I are a goodly AIT! Yer spot on da promotion nom-a-knee list is secure for sure!

[Linsey]

Dis is AIT WindowWatcher portin in. Since de wedder has gotten nicer here, I have twicked my hooman into keeping da windows open to allow for better sound. Dere is a twicky cat dat wikes to tease me, but I bark at it and all da TRIMS in da twee by my bedwoom window. Colder wedder makes da TRIMS go away, I wepeat...Colder wedder makes da TRIMS go away!

[duchiesmom]

dis Duchie portin in. Hab submitted new super de duper undercobber name to Ajunt Lil bird awaiting cwearance to discwose.

My quession is- my hoodaddy has brot dis ting home and my hoomom made that sound she make wen all her bref weaves at one time, kinda wike wen a twuck wif air bwakes stops.... den she tooked her favrit picksur of a palm twee down and he hungd dis ting on da wall..

It a bird. a weal bird, a BIG bird, but it no move and it wook at me no matter were I am in da woom. I wun awound in da libbin woom and bark at it but it no eben act like it no I dere. It hab BIG BIG wings all spwead out and big ugly feets hangin down.

My hoomomma wolled her eyes and said sumfin ugly to my hoodaddy bout his taste in Day-core. My hoodaddy is weal pwoud ob dis big bird, and he bwing all his fwiends to wook at it but it nebber move or ebben bwink. Dey git weal cwose to it and eben TOUCH it and it nebber move. I is wonderin if it be some kinda bird ajunt way undercobber.... It a good one if it is. I watch it and wearn.

Wat is it? My hoomama sez it a wild tur-kee but she feed me part ob her tur-kee sammich sumtimes and it not like dat.

[Charleston&Dave]

Dis is AIT O reportin. Yesturday my hooman was not paying me any attentions or giving me the belly rubs dat I deserved for beings cute. He was playing dis thing called a ex-box, or as i calls it the box of evil. He was using a berry odd black stick, one dat i have never seen before to kontrol the televsion. Now dis did not sit well with me. So I devised a method to terminate de box. Every time my hooman picked it up I wuld sit on de cable that was attached to de black stick. Dus pulling it out of de box. dis renedered it useless. He would get mads at me, but the look won him over every time. I did dis 3 times den he gave up, and gave me de attention I want.

So to alls Agnets and AITS, sit on de cable, repeat sit on de cable

AIT Os out

[TDR11114]

Bwue, and Wady Bug portin in! We is worried dat our hoomom, and dad dad are on to us as well! We have been hearin dat dey are wookin to re-wocate us to a different wocation! Dis worries us, cause we gots no ideas where we be goin! Mom mom says dat de house is goin to de market for a month or so, and we want to know why de house is goin dere for? Dad Dad says dat de house bes too small for us all, and dat dey need more space ta wive in? Dey says dat dey be tireds of sharin dere bafroom all of de time wit each udder in de mornins and i dont get it, arent you posed to share?
Mom mom is going to wook at another house tonight to see ifin' her like it. Dis one has a big yard, with no fwimmy pool like de udder did, and only 2 bafrooms, but mom says dat all dey need. Dad dad , and sis Tay are mad at her, because dey want de house wit the pool, and dad dads garage out in de back of de house, but mom mom worries bout us, and the poison drops in de pool. Dad Dad said dat he would gate the pool, and promised her we would not get hurt, but mom mom not listen, so we may move farder from our current post.
Dis is Agent Blue, and Bug , Ober and Out
Ps. Watch for de fewines, der on de woose, I repeat de fewines are on de woose!

[willsana]

Atten-HUT!
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Dis bein’ a formal nomination of Agents In Training to be promoted to da rank of full-fledged Agent. All full-fledgers pwease purroos da list ‘n’ advise dis Officer of yer vote. (Via pm or here in dis Com Center)

We also be announcin’ da new stealthish code name of AIT Duchie…it bein’ “Diva Doggie”. Dis Officer tinks dis is a bery goodly name indeed! Congrats! ‘Cause Senior Agents have already voiced der head-noddin’ fer AIT Diva Doggie’s promotion – dis has become da truly! Congrats again for our first new Full-Fledgie Agent of dis new Com Center 23!
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AGENT Diva Doggie (formerly AIT Duchie) - WalMart and Courthouse Capers
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AIT’s Nom-0-knees:

AIT WindowWaatcher - Dangerus misshuns trying to dig outta da pwison

AIT O – Sandwich Dancing Caper (aka Kill da mood fer da hoomans so de only play wit me!), Spy Camera Techno-skills

AIT Canuck – Calgary Stampede Caper

AIT Silly Dog - Doo-dee Bomb Caper, Big Yellow Tank Caper

AIT Chickenlegs – ARTH (a rodent that hops) in-tear-a-gations
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A special “Thank Yous Muchly” goes out to our DWD Agent Advisor, Gunther. Yous be helpin’ da newbies ‘n’ lifers both wit your goodly advise ‘n’ wisened knowingness.
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We also be announcin’ a newbie recruit! WELCOME AIT bean la doon!
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Dis new Com Center is proving to be a goodly thing indeed. We have goodly Nom-O-knees fer new Full-Fledgers….we have our first new AIT! Da DWD bein’ goodly fer sure!

Agent Little Bird, ober ‘n’ out.

Da punkins grin in da dark….REPEAT….Da punkins grin in da dark!

[gunther's mom]

Hey I wuz wonderin where all you guyz was...i wus gittin' lonely. Now perhaps we agints in training are not sposed to have fillings.. (nope, feelings) I forgit... fillings is for da teeth.But i lost I lost my new friends.
Despite my age I decided I could still be an agint in twaing.I am 12. I twied to reed da rules but I lost my bifocals. My name is now PuttyAgint... is dis okay?? Wuz I da one wesponsible for da compromize? I am a berry sensitive dog and would hope I put noone in jepurdy....

[kerie0408]

Hi dere--Dis is nom-o-knee Silly Dog. If'n I unnderstand korrectly, I am not full ajint until some of da senior ajints take a vote. Da Com Center being demo-kwatic, I unnerstand dis. I don't know if I am supposed to gib a speech now as part of my applicayshun to be full ajint but I want to say some tings on my own behalf:

I is still a widdle boy but I hab gwown so much since I became AIT. I wee-spect da elders and da udder weecuits and I eben inbite dem to share in my mishuns with me. I take da good adbise of Gunter and Diva Dog and dee udders. I showed inishative when I dwopped da doo-dee bomb in da guest woom. Da poison dwops was coming fwum da sky and I held my gwound and made sure dat hoomom knew I would not go outside. Next time da poison dwops came down, I went undder-cobber--under da cobbers in da big bed.

I chase da big yellow tank and I keep twack of my pwogwess in infiltwating da Kin-Struck-Shin area near my howse. All dis an I still make time to chase da fewines, and cuddle wif da hoomom!!!

AIT Silly Dog--hopin' to be a full ajint weal soon!!

[abiose]

allo allo ici AIT Bean La Doune weport.

Im on my way to go vroom vroom in ze ewil ouse zon fwheels fwith ze oomans, papa and maman. fWill do me best to look pitiful and afraid. Destination: Towonto from Monweal.

I fwill zo my best taking ze more info I can... but some one tell me what kind of info we're looking for and if by any chances... are zhose infos are eatable because I'm starving?

Bean La Doon taking out.

[gunther's mom]

Hi Silly Dog- I sink I will call myself Putty Agintadbisor. Now here'sda funny sing- my hoomommy used to call me silly putty jest like the little ball of putty you kin git at the sotr. I sink that's cause I wuz so cute when I was little. Now to be honest everyone still thinks I am cute. But hoomommy is a little slow on technology. She eben messes up her cellphone calls, not to mention learnin' how to post my picture. Don't tell her I told you so, but she had even mastered the puter more than other little older ladies her age. So I haf to give her credit. So my adbise to agints-don't worry so much about the teknology with older hoopersons-not likely dat dey will figure out our secret board. But yer right-bewear of da younger hoopersons.

[red haired girl]

Dis is AIT Michelin Man 'portin in. I's is going to incwude AIT Pitty Pats weport in dis missive as we been working togefer.
We have uncobbered an fewine undergrownd railroad!! We's aways checks de tunnels under de dribeways for infiltwators when we are out on twaining misshuns. Last week AIT Pitty Pat went de whole way in one of the tunnels! I was for shore she was not commin back! I was goin' in after her, den I heared it - de most awfulwest growlwing and den Ait Pitty Pat backed out ob de hole and runned ober to the udder side of the tunnel. I stood guard on my side (I's Brave) an waited. All ob a sudden, a whole mess o fewines commed running right at me! der was big ones and wittel ones and dey was all diffwent colors! Der was so many I's had to head for higher grownd! I hab neber seen so many fewines in one place - dey must have been habing a secrewt meeting! Ait Pitty Pat chased some ob dem into de forest, den commed back to do a perimiter check and to gib de all clear. I stayed to protect my hooman dat had the tweets - incase yous was wonderin' what I's been doin durwing all dis commotion.

We habe cleared de area an habe not seened anymore stwange fewines in de 'hood but we are bein eber vigilant!

AIT Michelin Man 'portin out.

Always check de tunnels. Repeat, always check de tunnels!

[lotsadox]

Dis is Agent Fluffer Pup. You's gots to watch da kitties. Dey plot against the DWD! Good jobs in bweaking up the meeting. Yous are smarts to keep on de awert do. De kitties is vewy sneaky!

[Bailey'sMom]

Hewo! Hewo! Iz aneebuddy out deah? I don' have much time 'cuz my hooman is forsin' me & Da Boo Boo to go on loooooooooong trip back east w/her & hooman Daddy. Las night, we went to Target [Hooman Dad calls it Le Tarjay], so we zinks its in Frans, & anyvay, we buyed 3 new coats: Boo gotta booteeful new autumn corduroy, 'cuz she needs to be in disguise; I got a bootiful bright, bright {makes your eyes hurt orange} safety vest, & Mayer, [Mommy couldn't stand one more dog named Oscar so she changed it], got a really dashing trenchcoat! Hooman Mommy says it's perfect for this group; he is in deep, deep disguise. Mommy said she gonna cover his baseball cap w/plaid wool, Hooman Dad's buyin' him a fancy pipe & some tobacco to hang on the side of his coat {guess who he's gonna be?} & then he'll fit right in for this gang of sneakers. Can't you just see him now? Anyway, I wanted you to know, 'cuz weah comin' prepared. Tonight, weah goin' to get the binocs out {they gotta camera on them, honest} & weah lookin' for spys. Kee Kats @ our house is always in twubble & methinx if we could but getta pic of dem in action, they'd have 2 paws on a skateboward on theah way out!! What do youz think? Bailey, The Crime Bustah from Californiaaay! White soon! Bye!

[duchiesmom]

Dis is Ajunt Diva Doggie 'portin in. I tank all who voted for me to hab full ajunt status and hab taken da weekend to work on da hooman called Daddy. Daddy had a silly wule about no dogs in da hoomon bed and aldo I had to wecwuit Hoomom to help me, I hab oberthwown da siwwy idea of no dogs on da hoomon bed.

When da hoomom was sick her put me in da hoomon bed wif her, and now her is well and I just not move outta da bed. Hoodaddy fusses but I hab figgered out he jus like to fuss and he no mean it cause he say no dogs in da bed and him wubs my bewwy long time and talk siwwy to me when da hoomom go to da udder woom.

Hab conkered da hooman known as Hoodaddy's last siwwy rule.

Ajunt Diva Doggie, going undercobber.. In da hoomon bed. Wif a pig ear.
Diva Doggie out.

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, 'portin' in.

Da news bein' all good! All AIT Nom-o-knees fer status of Full Agent have been approved! Dees promotions will help make da DWD even stronger! World Domination will be ours!!!!!

Dis Officer is bein' reely impressed by da mishun dat AIT Pitty Pats 'n' AIT Michelin Man have accomplished. Yous both dispwayed bravery in da face of kitties, and quickster like thinkin' under extreme conditions! I am issuin' RARE Field Promotions to yous both! In all my days I have heard few stories of such darin' do. (And, beweeve yous me! I have been hearin' lotsa darin' do around here!)

Congratulations to all new Full Ranked Agents! And thank yous one 'n' all fer yer dedication to dis noble cause!

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

Da little tiny persons do da Tricksies 'n' Treatsies!.....Repeat.....Da little tiny persons do da Tricksies 'n' Treatsies!

[kerie0408]

Dis is AIT Silly Dog--- Just contraduating my fellow promotees!

Dis be very xcitin'!

I saw dem tricks or tweatsies kids today. Hoomom gave dem all da tweats and wasn't givin me none until I gave da wook!

We went for walkie and dere was twicks or tweatsies kids all ober da pwace. I was wunnin' and pwaying. I didn't intewwogate none of dem because my hoomom said dat dis be special day and da kids supposed to hab fun. Tomowwow be different. I chase da big yellow bus again and show da kids dat I da boss!

Dis is AIT Silly Dog saying tanks for da promoshin and you won't ree-gret it!

[duchiesmom]

Dis Ajunt Diva Doggie.. Silly Dog- you has been pwomoted and you is no wonger AIT- now say it loud and pwoud- AJUNT SILLY DOG..

Good job.

I too had da widdle monsters at my house. We lib in da stix so we onwy hab two and dey was brudders so dey onwy came onct. But I bark at dem and dey was skeered cause I almost nebber bark. Guess we show dem who is skeery. Chalk up one more for da DWD.. :party3:

I notis on da board dat many ob da puppers wear da cos-toom. I tink dis is EXCELLENT way to infiltrate da howl-o-weenie and gib big paws up to all dem who wet dere hoomom dwess dem up. Dis require a hig lebel ob comitmint to da cawse. I tink next year I wet my hoomomma dwess me up and I infiltrate de big plassic punkin da childrens hab. Dem smell gooder dan da weal punkin my momma hab in da yard. I sniff it but I no take da bite.

Step away fwom da chok-lit, wepeat, step away fwom da chock-lit.

Ajunt Diva Doggie out

[kerie0408]

Dis is fully Ajint Silly Willy East of Philly Dog!

Pwoud to be full ajint and at yer service!

I jus still need wee-minders fwum da udder ajints.

Tanks for da wee-minder Diva Dog. You and Putty and dee udders always watch by back, and my mom says dat it is important to watch a dachsie's back!!!

Ajint Silly Dog sayin' yippee for all da new full ajints!!!

[duchiesmom]

NO tanks are needed, Fully Ajunt Silly Dog. We is a teem, wepeat we is a team.

Congratulations on your elebated status. I no you will make us pwowd.

[abiose]

Allo allo... AIT Bean La Doon zhere, weporting.

My Towonto mizzion waz a zuczess, I repeat... a zuczess :party3:
I may had gone where not many zog haz gone befowe, leaving scooting and licking marks. First, ze hotel where I rolled all around becauze of ze stinky. There waz no spot wizout a stinky zmell I didn't roll in and there waz a lot.
Zecond, my ooman maman had an artizans carnival event where I hide zunder her booth, incognito receving potato chips. Zhen, the zay after, I walked all around ze town and met with 3 ferrets walking on leash which whom I made an alliance to help ze conzpiracy. Zhey are short on paws and very long after all. Not only I went incognito again for a znack on a terrace full of oomans but I also made it under ze table of a French reztorant ninja style, perfectly invizible no one knew I waz there.
To ended my mizzion, I brainwashed a cat while he waz zleeping, faking I waz zleeping az well at hiz zide so one cat lezz to interfere in our conzpiracy. I made a lot of oomans scream "awwww" falling for me on my way so... it waz a total zuczess :weee:

Rolling over ztinky zpot, zpecially around ze bed:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/Toronto/01.jpg

Doing Ninja, hidding unzer ze booth:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/Toronto/02.jpg

Brainwashing ze cat:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/Toronto/06.jpg

Taking over ze Towonto CN high thing:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/Toronto/07.jpg

AIT Bean La Doon taking out.

[duchiesmom]

My heavens, AIT Bean La Doon, what a bisy ajunt you has been! Da stinky obbiously had no chance aginst your superior wolling abilities.

I tink we kin add Montreal to da cities dat has been conkered for da DWD cause.

Excellent job! Keep upda good works!

I too has performed da Ninja unner da table at da cwaft show.

Skirted table is a cave- wepeat- skirted table is a cave!

Ajunt Diva Doggie out

[kerie0408]

Dis is AJUNT Silly Dog--When you go in da unnder da table cave, are you sposed to eat da table legs and da chair legs? Dat is what I do and hoomom said she can't take me pwaces because of dat.

[abiose]

Dis is AJUNT Silly Dog--When you go in da unnder da table cave, are you sposed to eat da table legs and da chair legs? Dat is what I do and hoomom said she can't take me pwaces because of dat.

AIT Bean La Doon here to your zervice.

When unzer ze table cave, it iz very important to no eat furniture, I repeat, do not eat ze furniture. If you follow thiz rule, along with ze zecret dachshund looking cute you will rezeive treats... I repeat... treats... but mozt of all, be ready for any crumbs falling from ze oomans as thoze hairlezz monky tend to drop good ztuff zon the floor while partying :party2:

AIT Bean La Doon out.

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, all Agents and AITs! Dis is Agent Sleepy, 'portin in. I am not a happy agent jus now! I hab been to the room of doom, and dey got new coats - not white, but blue! I fink dey are actin' spicious! I got weighded and I am now 12.6 pounds - Hoomom sez, "No more pancakes for you!" Den I got a poke, and when Hoomom wuz payin' for my poke and heartworm stuff, I founded out I got to go back nex week for anudder poke! Dis stinks! A diet and anudder poke! :sosad: I am not :talkhand: ready for de diet! Agent Sleepy, ober an' out! Dat leg is sore! Repeat: dat leg is sore!

[duchiesmom]

Oh Ajunt Sweepy dat is terrble dat de White Coats is trying to fool you by going undercobber in da bwue. I new you was too smart for dem dough.

I no likie da stick either, but my hoomomma sez dat sumtimes you has to hab one and den she gibs me da cookie. Did you get da cookie? If dey stick you dey hab to gib you da cookie, it only fair. You has another opportunity to enforce da cookie rule next week, please port back in on de progwess.

I has been on da diet too and I no like it. Howebber, I did lost ober a pound (where did it go and is it gonna find me again?) and I feel soooo much more better. I slim and trim and lookin fine- and I now has more energy and do da zoomies in da leaves wif my brudder Trigger. He a ugly dachsie, him great big and hab long goofy legs. But he a pretty good fella.

Ajunt Silly Dog- Ajunt La Bean is right as usual. DO NOT eat da table- da hoomons tink we are so cute dey cannot help but to gib you da tweats. And offen dey do not hab dog tweats on dem as you are a surwise, so you gets da hoomon food.

Da leaves is crunchy on da gwound but day NO tastes good.....wepeat de leaves NO tastes good.

Ajunt Diva Doggie out

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doune here Waaning Waaning!!!

I too, had met wit ze ewil oomans dress in vhite. From perzonal obzervazion I am zure that an allience haz been made bezween shen and ze felines... I repeat wit ze FELINES. All 3 of my azoptive brozer are deeply zin love wit Dr. Cantin, whom zoctor be all nice and gentle to zhem and mozt of all, never make them zcream wazh ever she do compare to when wit me, it'z allvayz pure toruture, I repeat, PURE TORTURE and even try to compromized my integrity wit treats which I'm zure are poizonouz and won't touch. Zo not trust a treat from a ewil ooman drezz in vhite I repeat, don't trust treats from any oomans drezz in vhite.

Weird thing though iz here, sey don't uze the evil ztick in the butt... but a thing they put in your ear which make BIP... I repeat... a thing in your ear doing *BIP* which may be a probe to do not nice thing to our brain so waaning waaning!

AIT Bean La Doune out.

[Bailey'sMom]

Deah Agent Little Bird: This week, we finawee wed da woolz & we wuz lafin' so hahd our Hoomom kep cummin' da woom chekun 2 c wut we lafin' bout but we nevah let on - we jus look weel insent - & we gotta tell ya, U can't majin how difcult it is 4 7 AIT's (in hopes) of beyun assepted to luuk insent 4 vewy long! Then jus when we thot all was safe, Hoodad twied to sneak in woom on his hands & neez but AIT (hopefuwy) Wuffle Tigah, who had just puhchusd 1 of doz new snake camz (dat go undeah dooah) saw him cummin'. Howeveah, he almos dint tell us 'cuz he wuz in stichez fwum lafin' so hahd @ Hoodad. He wuz wowin' onna flooah & we soz him & thot he wuz chokin' on sumthing so we rund ovah to c if anythin wong! He cannot catch bweth so we lookt at snake cam & we rund & hid in cwoset. Anywayz now we haz wed da wools we wuz wundrin' if we kin join? Who makz up all za wundful namz? Do we chooz our own cuz we fitin' oveah da best wunz. Do we jus put 7 peeses of papeah in a bowl (full of milk) & zen dwaw dem out wun at a time? What do we haf 2 do to join? We ah leavin' on big long, long Twip tomowow mornin'.
Shud we twy to find mishuns while we gone or wait til we get back? Da Manificent 7 (foah all u old 'nuf 2 know wut dat meanz)

[gunther's mom]

this is Agint adbisor Putty. Now I don't hope to look like I am on my soapbox becus dat wud be obnokkious. But i tell you, as much as you don't like da woom of doom dey saved my life I think. My hoomommy and daddy who luv me very very much fed me and fed me. Finally dey listened to da white coats and put me on a diet. Dat was yearz ago and as you all know I wuz born in l993 and my Birfday is in December. Since you are all younger agints than me, esp. New full Agint Silly Dog- youcan do da math. I sink I am almost 12 ,wight?
Igit abit concerned day my hoomommy might find me here, but she has been so busy with two-yes two woot kanals. She is not happy and is looking all ober da internet for adbise.
Now I do feel safe in saying dis'-
Do not go to woom of doom for woot kanal- wepeat forget and back off fast if dey even breathe the words "woot kanal". Oderwize, there are some good white (or blue) coats-just gotta be a discerning agint.

[Bailey'sMom]

Agent Little Bird, Adbisor Patty, Anyone: We weevin soon (2 hours). Pweez, we need adbise! Kin we twy to do mishuns while we gone? Is dat otay or do we haf 2 wait til get home? Kin we do mishun B4 we haf AIT namez? Need adbis & guydunz. Despewut for it. We figud wun mishun' kud B 2 dwive hoomom & hoodad outta thewah tweez while on da woad, AND on top that, not all of us is goin'. Hookid (25) & Hoofriend (26) takin' care of pwopetty while they gone. 5 of us stayin' home 'cuz wethinx Hoomom twyin' 2 sneek in moah bruvers on us. Not gowin 2 happin. Seben is nuf. Anyway, Hoomom goin' 2 B weel happee when she cum home - - we haf pwans but wood wike 2 know ifn' we kin get AIT cweditz while Hoomom gone & dogz dat goin' w/dem gotz lotz & lots ideas but we don' wan' do all dat wuhk if get no cwedits. Pweez answer cuz Hoomom weevin in cupl howahs. Despewut 4 info. Hidin' all passwuhds 'til hear fwum u. Need guydunz. By da way, Hoodad haz 10 dux & 5 bootiful gooses. Hoomom haz booteeful bantee chix; duz it count as essspenoj mishum ifn' we chase gooses acwoss field & off nest? Sumtimes we do dat & fethas fwy all ober. Duz dat count as mishun? Also kitteez is stayin' home 2! Duz makin' dem cwazy count as mishun'? Can we do mishuns B4 we have namz? AIT Wuffle Tigah (in hopes of bein') portin' out. PS Watch 4 big, long fowty-ate foot twailer on highwayz w/big yewow banana puwin' it. Awert Awert! Banana on highways. Hoomom dangwus dwivuh! Portin' out. AITWT!!

[kerie0408]

Dis is Ajint Silly Dog here.

To da Magnficent Seben, you aweady have gweat ideas for mishuns. We need immediate assistance so pweas do your foirst mishuns rite away.

I is a new Ajint. I useded to be an AIT and I got gweat abbise from dee udders. Now I hab to make decisshuns by meeself. So, I am tellin' you to do mishuns, and dat is my foirst decisshun as a full ajint. I was figgerin' dat dee udder Ajints may be busy, it bein dee week-end (and I know dat the weekend is a big deal because eben Kin-Struck-Shin is cwosed).

So, Magnificent seben, go ahead and do your misshuns. I take cwedit faw tellin' you to do dat.

Dee more senior Ajints will talk to you 'bout your Ajint names. You kin send dem a wee-quest if you hab a name you like.

Ajint Silly Dog portin' out.

It is bootiful day for twip to da back fence. I weepeat, it is bootiful day for twip to da back fence. I go dere now.

[Bailey'sMom]

To All Agents & AITs: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Be it known dis 5th day of Nembuh, 2005. Agent Silly Dog has gibbun us permishun 2 to ahead & undehtake new mishuns foah all ub us, but we fitin' bout who goin' do what! Dat da problem heah all da time. We can nevah make a sizhun. Now we goin' twy to come up wif namez & AIT Feeb's Baby (she tinx it pwobabee abailable) is makin' fun of our biggest AIT - she jis namd him AIT Fatty Arfbucke & den we haf Mayer in da Mohnin'. We goin' submit a long, long list of namz. Wez ben in cohnah all day whisprin'. Hoomom keepz cumin' ovah twyin' to figuh out whuzzup! We been lafin' @ her & Hoodad; he bin packin' twuck all day. I guess day takin' AIT Boo Boo Dog & AIT Yeliab wif dem on twip. Day haf 2 do der mishunz on twip. Day know no wun will haf der namz; I'm pwetty sure day is right! Mishunz needin' accompwishd right away are as followz: 1) Gooses haf 2 B rund off nest, pwefeablee way, way out in field 'cuz wite now is Huntin' Season & ifn' Gooses go fah nuf, Ka Booooooom!!! 2) Kittee Katz muz B lokd out da houz vile Hoomom & Hoodad r gone; ve vil eat deah food. 3) Vewy impowtunt! Mousekeez: Take away mousekeez dat Kittee kilt & take cwedit for da kill! Howevah IF Kittee bwinz it into bedwoom like B4, he kin haf cwedit. 4) Hide ALL passwords behind wood stove. Bwing out onee if Hoodad & Hoomom r outta house. Also. 5) D I E T: Fattee Arfbuckle needin' to do dat B4 haf 2 go to woom of doom 'cuz wen white coatz C him dis yeah wen him haf teef dun, white coatz goin' 2 faint. Mishun is 2 enter ofis of white coatz wen day lookin' udder way & steal scalez, bwing home & recalibrate dem. We know AIT Arfbuckle needin' diet, but sumtimz it awmos painful 2 watch him wen he cwyin'. We vewy seryus bout dis cuz we readed B4 wer nudder Ajint had 2 go on diet. We will tell AIT Fattee dat itz a Mishun & he haz ben pikd speshl 4 it. All U udder Ajints has 2 back us up so Fattee won't B barassed bout it. Itz not hiz folt hez fat. Hoodad ben sneakin' him ikkeem @ night aftuh go 2 bed. Wen day cum bak fwum twip, Fattee will B dun wif diet. Gotta go - - AIT Feeb's Babee portin' out. Mishunz wil B compwisht soon. We will B submitin' long list 4 namz soon 2. Da mouskee iz in da barn; wepeet, da mousekee iz in da barn. Needz mousekee teknishunz 2 handle sichyayshun! Ober 'N out.

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, fellow and girlie Agents and AITs! Dis is Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in! Today is my hoodad's burfday, and Hoomom made him a cake from scratch! I think we need to bestigate dis, cause all I eber get when I scratch is not stuff to eat! Pssst! Keep dis part a sekrut - Hoodad got a wig for his burfday, cause he's "folically challenged" - whateber dat means! I fink he's twyin' to be incognito, and I will bestigate! Congwatulations to all new agents, and good luck to all the AITS out there on mishuns! Agent Sleepy, ober an' out!
Da cake is yellow! Repeat: da cake is yellow!

[duchiesmom]

Dear Ajunt Sleepy
I tink it is your doody to git da wig and run Forrest run. Laffin of course.
It will make yer hoodaddy feel much better bout his birfday if you makes him laff.
And be sure you get sum cake. I tink hoomon cake is bedder dan doggies birfday cake. It usually not libber flabor, but still good. Tell you hoomomma no to forget da ice cweam- dat de best part.

To all da udder ajunts- you is doing a gweat job- and forrin mishuns is da best- sumtimes doin mishuns outta you regular places keep da twainin skills sharps and de hoomons stays confoosed.

To da Magnificent Seben- you is doing gweat- oustanding!!! Tell AIT Fatty dat I haf been on da diet and it not too bad. I tink I starbin to deaf de whole time but my hoomomma feel sowwy for me and gib me esstra attention and lovings. TELL HIM. I no you not want to wet him no dis in case you not get da attenshun, but you tell him. Bein obberweight is not fun and I feels so much more better now dat I not a chunky butt. Dr Chuck da white coat say I more healthy now an I wook an feel mah-vewous.

Keep up da good work- wepeat- keep up da good work!

Ajunt Diva Doggie out.

[duchiesmom]

One more ting for Ajunt Sleepy- does your hoodaddy's wig look like Po's?? Cause if it does you must (wepeat must) post picksurs.

[abiose]

allo allo... here AIT Bean La Duune, back from a wery danzerous mizzion which waz an otzer zuccezz, I weepeat, A ZUCCEZZ!!! :party3:

Ze oomans drove me far away in ze country with ze mizzion to buy cheeze, I weepeat... CHEEZE. While ze ride, I did my bezt to look az pittiful I can practizing my bezt puppy eyez . Sadly I was left in ze houze on wheels while ze oomans got in ze houze buying cheeze but in their way out... we all went to zee ze Goat Flock, I weepeat, ze GOAT FLOCK. To honorate my actual AIT status... listening to my courage, I did rizk my life and ran after ze flock. I'm now ze Goats TERROR az I made them runing all around screaming "A WOLF A WOLF" and made my oomans laught by ze same time which ended by rezeiving a cheeze treat, I weepeat A CHEEZE TREAT.

Now that I maztering the art of scaring ze Goats, I should be rady to spook bigger zpeecies... next mission, ze horsies I weepeat, ZE HORSIES.
Little by little we may have ze control of all animal kinds on ze planet incluzind the oomans :fierce:

AIT Bean La Doon's out for a well dezerved dodo *yawn* :sleep004:

[duchiesmom]

Oh my goodness AIT Bean La Doon has been very bizzy. Da goats nebber had a chance aginst you.

You went to da home of da cheez?? I mean da real place? WOW I is so jealous. I love me some cheez. I cannot bewieve your hoomons left you in da house on wheels but am glad dat dey gib you da cheez so you not hab to take it frum dem.

De sad puppy eyes definitly a goodly tool to use to dis-track da hoomons and get dem to gib you da cheez. an wet you chase da goats.

On da horses- be bewwy carefuls. My hoodaddy has sum ob dem and dey is bigger when you gits cwose. Sumtimes my hoodaddyhab to pick me up and take me to my mama and say "her was too close to the horses, mama"... he no want me to get squished.

Horses are bigger dan dey appear- wepeat- bigger dan dey appear!

I tink you are doing bewwy goodly mishuns for da cawse, eben if you tawk funny. I tink it kind ob ecksotik.

Ajunt Little Bird- I move we keep bewwy closely eyeball on dis AIT- her gots major potenshul, as do de magnificent seben.

Ajunt Diva Doggie out

[abiose]

I tink you are doing bewwy goodly mishuns for da cawse, eben if you tawk funny. I tink it kind ob ecksotik.

Ajunt Diva Doggie out

AIT Bean La Doon wesponding here.

I do not talk funny, it'z my French Azzent. Do you think it can be a problem to my cover izendity I weepeat, to my cover izentity.

Anyway, none knowz from which part of ze francophonie I'm from ah!

BTW, operazion horsie did already ztart lazt year I weepeat, operazion horsie did start lazt year while I tried to mizmerized a New York horsie polize on my way back from ze Doxie Fest, zoing my pittyful eyez. I got ze horze then but the ooman on it waz harder to convainze. I do not fear the tiny horzie az we are way bigger than any of them, I weepeat... bigger than any hozie.

http://www.abiose.net/ann/DoxieFest/NY17.jpg

AIT Bean La Doune out.

[duchiesmom]

"zee azzent" - I tink it a bewwy goodly way to trow da hoomons off da scent ob da DWD. I tink it bewwy womantic, and if I was not a suthern fried dixie Diva I would be wishen I tawk wike dat. it bewwy cwassy.

Howebber, I must do what my mommy calls "bloom were you were planted, sugar"... Her tewws me dat I am a "sweet precious little darlin and mommy loves you very very much" and gibs me kisses on da bewwy.

Hab you ebber seen dat Carol Burnett show were her does Scarwett OHawa and pulls da cur-tins down and make da dwess? Dat wemind me ob my momma. Her not right in da head but she gib me tweats and bewwy wubbins and her woves me a bunch.

We no hab da battle ob de accents, but mebbe we mite need da twans-later...

Ajunt Diva Doggie out- ya'll...

[abiose]

if I was not a suthern fried dixie Diva I would be wishen I tawk wike dat. it bewwy cwassy.

Ajunt Diva Doggie out- ya'll...

AIT Bean La Doon here, once zagain...

I'm not sure if zI got it right, do you mean you're ze chikin or you are from the deep Zouth... I weepeat, are you ze chikin or a Zouthern???

If you are ze chikin... I'm confuzed, I weepeat, CONFUSED. :chin:
But if you are from ze Zouth, I may have to go unzer cover thiz dezember in ATL, I weepeat ATL. I fwill uze ze big zilver birdz to be drop there with my oomans. I hatz ze zilver birdz but I will do everyzink for ze cauz. :bowing:

I dunno about ze show you menzioned but I zure know what are ze big drezz az my maman have one and I once zuck & cover unzer it, I weepeat zuck & cover unzer it... waz a pwetty ninja move.

[Charleston&Dave]

Mishun complete!

Hoodad took me to da room of doom where the white coats poked and prodded me. Now i tell them nothing, and dey let there guard down, and thats when dey made a strategic error. Dey put me on da ground. As soon as I was down I marked the exam table in defiance of what dey did. Thats right looked em right in de eye and lifted my leg. Hoodad laughed, and the white coats rolled dere eyes. Score one for DWD and Aigent O.

Charleston

[gunther's mom]

AIT Bean La Doon- My territowy is south of yers. It's upstate NY. Even here we git dog bonz wrapped in Fwench srting... Toilet papter wrpped in French writing.. Can you believe it hoomom has not recently been to Montweeal. Though she would like to bisiit a city dats nice for once ,other than NYC.
It's a good sing that yer native language is French becuz.. after all.. so much in international dese days. Now all I would like is some of those fine Fwench desserts. Maybe4 will git mommy to dwice up dere one of these months and see the sonderful churchies dere. Do dey allow dox in many hotels there? Bye Agintadbisor Putty

[duchiesmom]

Dear AIT Bean la Doon-
I is sowwy for da confoosion. I not a shicken, I a dachsie. We jus say "southern fried" an stuff down here. I not fried either. My mommy would nebber wet dat happen to me.

I nebber been on da big sliber bird. My mommy goes on it for werk sumtimes (werk is where my mommy goes to get da money for da tweats and da vet bills)... but I not go wif her.I stay wif my hoodaddy. He fusses cause Mommy spoils me rotten but when her gone he wets me sweep in da big bed wif him and he wubs my tummy.

Ajunt O - I sowwy you had ta go to da woom of doom but I gwad you is OK and dat you gotted da wevenge! :eekdevil: :eekdevil: Score one for da CAWSE!!

Ajunt Diva Doggie out

[kerie0408]

Dis is Ajint Silly Dog--I hab a big mishun coming up. I went to hoo-grandparent's house ober da summer and I gots some unfinished bidness ober dere. My hoomom and hoodad are going on dere honeymoon and I will stay at granparent's house to finish my mishun.

I tink dat hoomom and hoodad are fwying in da big silber bird dat you menshun. I guess dey are going to da moon to get some honey. When I wook at dee moon I no see honey but dey must hab some dere becaws a honeymoon is spensive and if hoomom and hoodad go all da way to da moon thinking dey is getting honey, dey will be berry mad if dey find no honey for da money.

So, my next mishun is grapdparents house.

1. Mishun number one dere is: I want to conquer big bed dere and sweep on grandpa's berry big bewwy.

2. Mishun number two has to do wif getting tweats: I alwready know how to git some tweats from grandpa. In da middle of da night, when grandma sweeping, grandpa goes downstairs all quiet like an he makes big samwich!!! I hear da bread drawer open an I go runnin' to it. Grandpa say I blow his cobber becaws when I wun downstairs, my collar, it make noise and my feet go pitter patter. Den grandma wakes up and she yells at grandma 'bout his kolestral. My mishun now is to wern to be quiet when I hear da bread drawer open, but still get grandpa to share samwich!

3. I saw my hoomom pack a big bag of tweats to bwing to grandma's for me for when hoomom is away. Dere was ebben a big bone in da bag. I hab to make sure I git all da tweats. I hab to wook sad and make bewieve I miss my hoomom.

Ajint Silly Dog 'portin out. I'll twy to 'port in during my mishun!!!

[duchiesmom]

Oh my doodness, Ajunt Silly Dog! What a happy ebent at you house!! Is you hoomomma an hoodaddy alweady married or is dey gonna get married on da moon?

My momma and daddy got married too year ago and dey went to da cancoon for a hole week! I too went to da grand-hoomans and dere was many many tweats for me as well.

My grandhoodaddy is in da chair wif da big wheels and he stay up ramblin da house late at nite too- he sumtimes hab a sammich at tree in da mornin. Wepeat TREE IN DA MORNING. Da pwobwem we has is dat I sweep in my cwate and he hab a bard time sumtims getting da door open so I can hab sum sammich too. My grandhoodaddy is bewwy resouceful an pokes bits of sammich down in da crate for me.

hope your hooparents hab a GWEAT time.

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon- My territowy is south of yers. It's upstate NY.

I'm soon to go on a mizzion in your partz of ze world for Zurkey zelebwazion... I weepeat, ZURKEY ZELEBRAZION. My godmozer livez zhere and will cook a ziant birz juz for me but will take the opportunizy to mark and sniff all I can from ze big Apple... I weepeat ZE BIG APPLE (which doez not look like a frut at all... funny oomans)


Can you believe it hoomom has not recently been to Montweeal. Though she would like to bisiit a city dats nice for once ,other than NYC.

Pleaze reffer zo our living plazez by code, I weepeat do not reviled ze name of our living plaze to prozect our cover. Yourz should be code BIG zAPPLE and mine ZE FRENCH NORZ POLE.

You should beg (by dzoing ze DWD official pouzing faze) your oomans to come to zee us in ze French Norz Pole... a lizzle help from an ozher agent would be nice here.

Oh and oui oui... lotz of ze temporary houze in here (known az ze hozels) are unzer ze power of ze Pet Domination already and will welcome you.... I weepeat, a lot of our FRENCH NORZ POLE temporay houze are pet friendly.

AIT Bean La Doon out.

[abiose]

Can you believe it hoomom has not recently been to Montweeal. Though she would like to bisiit a city dats nice for once ,other than NYC.

Waning Waning!!! I forgoz zomezhing very zimporzant... I weepeat I forgoz zomezhing very zimporzant!!! :duh:

If you come zo ze French Norz Pole, I vwill show you my secwet hanging plaze I weepeat, my secwet hanging plaze which iz a "dog cafe" oui oui :thumbsup: *waging tail* and therez more yummy than french dezzert you know... we have zee POUTINE which iz full of ze cheeze and french friez I weepeat, full of cheeze and french friez zoooo goodz :facelick:

Now ztarving AIT Bean La DOune out!

[kerie0408]

Dear Duchie and dee udder ajints:

Dis wedd-dding and honeymoon is a bewwy big ebent but me no wike it. My hoomom and hoodad is not mawwied yet and I no know where dey get mawwied because I wern't inbited. Dey gonna hab pigs in bwankets and sham pain wifout me. I heard dem say so! What is sham pain?

I just gonna west up for dee next mishun.

[duchiesmom]

Now now Silly Dog. Don't get your tail in a knot about the weddin. I went to my hoomomma and hoodaddys and it was not that big a deal, essept for da food. My hooparents got married outside and for dere recep-shun dey had a BBQ and Beer Throwdown. Mommy says Daddy is a red neck but I tink his neck dat same pinky-whity color da rest ob him is.

I wooked to see.

I bet your hoograndaddy will bwing you a pig in da bwankie. He seem wike a bewwy nice fella, wif da sammiches and all. I dunno why you would want to eat a bwankie anyway- if you do den what will you root up under dis winter? You mite git cold if you eats da bwankie, but I wike pigs. Sumtimes pigs is pork chop, sumtimes dey is hams, sumtimes dey is ... dare I say it.... BAKONS! I wuv bakons.

I wunner if da hooparents is habing pig ears in dere bwankets? Sumtimes my Hoo-Gran gibs me da pig ear an I go hide unner da bwanket. If dey is serbin pig ears I bet da siwwy hoomons not eat dem and Hoo-Grandaddy bwing dem home for you.

Beware da pig ear tootins-wepeat, beware da pig ear tootins!


Ajunt Diva Doggie out

[gunther's mom]

Agint Beean La Doon- You are so wright!! Ze French North Pole. You got it. Kin never be careful enuf bout our lokashun. Now jest to correct the record, I do not live in Ze Big APPLE anymore, though I was brought up there. Dey WEALLY like DOXIES there. They even did a "scientific poll" about people in Ze BIG APPLE and found Doxies to be ze favoirte.
Now to give you a clue where I live - Look at your map of NY state .. follow route 87.... keep going down and you will see the city where I live. It rhymes with "Small Bunny". It is not like da Big Apple at all-people are not Zo interesting in "SMALL BUNNY". But if you look carefully at ze map- SMALL BUNNY is much closer to ze French North Pole. Gotta watch it here cuz hoomommy tok 7 years of French dough she doesn't remember a whole lot cuz sheis Old now. Gee-hope she NEVER weeds this or I get to be in big trubble.

[abiose]

It rhymes with "Small Bunny". It is not like da Big Apple at all-people are not Zo interesting in "SMALL BUNNY". But if you look carefully at ze map- SMALL BUNNY is much closer to ze French North Pole.

Copy that... zI know vhere iz "Zmallbunny". We have to pazz near by vhen we go vizit my godz parentz in ze Big-Apple. We alzo ovten made stop at ze Zmallbunny Petzmart on our way to purchaze DWD-AIT zecret zupplies. :thumbup2:

Tree yearz ago, my oomans had friendz living there and we did zelebrate ze Nu-here all togezher vhere I accomplished a very danzerouz mizzion... a peepee on ze carpet in Zmallbunny, I weepeat... peepee on ze carpet in Zmallbunny.

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, fellow and girlie Agents and AOTs! Dis is Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in! I hadda go back to da Room of Doom yesterday! Dey weighed me, wistened to my heart, checked my ears, and founded out I still have a puppy toof! I wuz so embarrassed! Den dey chopped off my toes! Dey eben gave me anudder shot! I got a DHPC booster! Dis was a new doctor, and I can't beweive he hadda go lookin' for dat puppy toof! I wuz keepin dat my wittle sekrut - more teef, more goodies - wight? Den, to top it all off, when we got home, Hoomom gave me a shower, so I couldn't eben comfort myself wif da stinkiness I had cawefully managed to achieve, rolling in sum BIM poop! Oh, well! I got blow-dwyed and after my speshul supper, I had a greenie. My misshun was successful, dough! Dat new doctor asked Hoomom how to say my name properly, 'cause he didden want to hurt my feelins and say it wrong! He sez I am berry, berry cute! I fink I will get more sekruts frum him next time I go! Agent Sleepy, ober an' out! Da tummy wikes blow-dwyin'! Wepeat: da tummy wikes blow-dwyin'!
P. S. My hoodaddy's wig is dus plain, wif no curls, an' he either be wearin' it, or it sittin' up dere on de dwesser, where I can't weach! AS

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon here...


Den dey chopped off my toes!

That iz horrible!!! Why zhey torzure u??? You may need ranfortz for next time, face ze enenies drezzed in vhite.


I had a greenie. My misshun was successful, dough!

Indeed... greeniz iz the treatz of warrior... I zalute u for what you had to enzure, you're definizively a true DWD agent.


Da tummy wikes blow-dwyin'! Wepeat: da tummy wikes blow-dwyin'!

Copy that! But how could I azk my oomans to zo it on my tummy wizhout having to zake a bath.... I hatz ze water... it burnz my body and it ztink but zure ze tummy blow-dwyin zound good good oui oui.

AIT Bean La Doun out :seeya:

[KBanister]

I Heart Math AIT portin' in. Weez weeched suck-sess wit dat fewine in da ward. AIT Bossy Pants eben chase him down da stweet whiles I distract mutter by getting my harness off. I wepeat... I diswact da mutter and da AIt Bossy Pants chase da fewine OUT of da ward. We not sea dis fewine again. AIT Bossy Pants and me's a good team, eben tho she no like da math. Portin' out here - AIT I Heart Math

[Linsey]

AIT Window Waatcher portin in. I been busy wit da missuns lately. De hole I was twyin to dig in da wall to get outta da pwison was fixed by da hoomom, but don't worry...I'll dig out again! Dis week in 'bedience, i wet my mom tink she was in charge by doing evewyting wight and being told I was perfect by da teacher wady, but den I had to make sure mom knew dat wasn't da case and I marked my territory all over da car! :karate: :party05: To let da hoomans know who is weally in charge..mark da car. I wepeat...mark da car!

[Heidismom]

Pssst! AIT Window Watcher - wen you say "car" are you talkin' 'bout da time machine? Dat's how I get to da Room of Doom! I will fink about markin' it, dough! By de way, new Agents and AITs, please check de code book and 'formation so cawefully put togedder by Agent Little Bird - we got all de info dere for you! Agent Sleepy, over an' out! Dinner was delish! Repeat: dinner was delish!

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon check in...

... _ _ _ ... ... _ _ _ ... ... _ _ _ ... help2:

I have been aztack by zquadron of zTRIMS I weepeat a zquadron of zTRIMS vhile valking in ze park near my houze. I counted at leazt 2 inzividuals runing to uz ferouzly and took me by zurprize. I had no choize zhan ezcape behind my female ooman which waz mizmerized zmilling at zheir fluffy tail which should be zheir zecret weepon, I wepeat... zTRIMS tails are zheir zecret weepon.

I Need help to know what to do next time it happenz az I'm zure they are waiting to aztack me again. I waz lucky ze first zime and wont play with my luck and should be prepare to face ze worzt :karate:

I'm ready to receive zcratch from ze ewil zTRIMS for ze coz... oui oui I do but help from ze organization would be nize, I weepeat... help from ze organization would be nize :please:
AIT Bean La Doon out
:seeya:

[becca]

Agent Sharky McBoom Boom here. I havun't been able to get comuunicachun out becuz I haz been too buzy assessing da sitiachun here. Der are stwange noizez coming from da wallz. I put my flappy ting up cloze to wisten. I don't know what da stwange noizez awe!! I tink I heard foot stepz in da wallz but how could dat be? Agent Porky McBeagle must not hear dem becuz all she doez is sweep. But I know der is someting in der! When i bawk da foot stepz stop but den water dey stawt agin. I been good at pwayin dum cuz my mutter tinks I'm just woosing my mind by stawing at da wallz and bawking. I don't want to fwighten her so I just pway dum instead. She and Heidi awe abwivious. I will pwotect my famiwy and hunt down da cwittew in da wallz. Just pway dum to pwotect da famiwy, wepeat just pway dum!!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Dean La Doon- Geez I 've been wipin' my brow trying to figger out what are ZTRIMS. Do they have a black and white tail? Or do dey have a brown fuzzy tail? I shood be smarter not bein' a city dog anymore.
Fer the AIT in PA> - I will give no more re lokation. Maybe dey have black and white tailz- in dat kase wud really upset yer hooman. But I don't sink dose with Black and white tails would be in da wallz.
Well- I'm will be gettin' off topic off topic. But I am in BIG TROUBLE with my hoomans. I sink over da past kuple of weeks my mommy has been a little lax about closing the closet door where my bag of food is hidden. So- last night I got BERRY sick- well not berry berry sick but I wuz throwing up all night. My hoomommy even used something dey use in da woom of doom. Called a stethoskope to listen to my tummy. It was huge.(my tummy that is).Hoomommy eben called hoodaddy at work for a second opinion. Oh dey waz talkin bout taking me to da emergency woom of doom but I waz not unhappy it seemed. Anyway-my hoodaddy saw the crumpled bag of IAMS almost empty and blew his STACK. I jest hope my diet won't be severe... Am lookin' fer sympathy. Tanks for listening. I will be so hungwy that I might have to resort to eatin' the things in da wall....

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon cheking in...


Agint Dean La Doon- Geez I 've been wipin' my brow trying to figger out what are ZTRIMS
Not ze ZTRIMS but ze z'TRIMS, I weepeat, Ze z'TRIMS. Sowwy for ze conduzion which comez from my aczent. By ze way, I was uzing ze famouz zecret "DWD Glossary" which menzions "TRIMS = squirrels (tree rats in making)". In ozer words, zTRIMS are also known in French Nortz Pole az "fashionable ratz".


I am in BIG TROUBLE with my hoomans. I sink over da past kuple of weeks my mommy has been a little lax about closing the closet door where my bag of food is hidden. So- last night I got BERRY sick
Oh nooooo, I weepeat... Oh nooooo!!! :sick:
Get well soon az ze DWD can't afford to mizz an agent in PA :sad2:
You zacrified your zelf for ze coz by following ze DWD "Oath of Allegiance" rule number 7) "As a DWD Agent, always practice Dachsie etiquette. Be stubborn, very adorable, and get as much food as possible" but it doez'nt mean to eat it all :nono: You mizzed ze rule number 3) which iz "Stash as much yummies as possible".

We, all ze DWD agents and agents in training, are learning from our miztakes which will make uz growing to become better agent in ze future. Hang on Agent adbisor Putty :comfort:

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Dear friends and agints- Specially Bean La Doon. Oh I git it now. Nope it wuz not yer French aczent dat threw me off. It has been awhile since I renewed my pledge so while I did I reviewed da glassary. It still sezeat as much food as possible. By da way I am absoowootly fine now. No more throwing up and no more freqent trips by da Floor Dragon.
By da way I see that the agint from Pennsylvania has a brudder who might be a beagle.Now my berry berry old brudder is 17. He is a Fox Terrier dough my hoomom disagrees with da white coats and sez he is a rat terrier. He wuz such as bad boy I am told dat he was in da pound TWICE. Den my hoodaddy adopted him and found out why. But dey loved him anyway and in fact I even luv him dough I don't tell him dis. Anyway I think it wud help his self-esteem is he could help out in agint work sometimes.
It is so cold her in SMALL BUNNY dat the TRIMS have all but disappeared. Perhaps dat's my mishun for da weekend-findin out where dey disappear to. Do dey go South too? Gotta find out

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog 'portin in. Hooparents still be on da moon. Dey been gone many days. I guess dey are havin' twouble findin' da honey on da moon. Dey is taking dere time on dis Honeymoon. Das okay. I am on my Mishun at da hoo-grandma and grand-pa's house. Da big bed has been conquered. I did dat weal fast. Gwandpa calleded hoomom dee udder day to tell her dat he tawt I was lost but den he found me in between his pillows. Das right, I am now in charge of hoo-grampas pillows. Dey smell like sumfin weird. At night he puts smelly stuff on his neck becaws he says it helps wif pain he has becaws he has Arf-ritis. I go Arf Arf all da time but it don't hurt so I guess I no hab Arf-ritis. Anyway, hoo-grammpa, his pillows is smelly frum da stuff he puts on his neck!!!!! I wuv his pillows. And his neck not hurt too much becaws he still gets up to make sammiches in da night!

So, dis mishun is alweady a suxess!!!!

[gunther's mom]

Dear Agint Silly Dog- At some point you must tell yer hooparents congratulations from me, Putty ,agint advbisor... for being member of da day. Well they kin read about it when dey git back from da moon. (Not about our work of course, but for being Member of da day.)
You surely are one adept agint and have mastered some of the utmost in mishons. But I would add one thing. I think that barking ARF ARF might be protectiv aginst ARF-ritis. Dat's one possible korrelation. given my "older" age I must do da work dat involves da brain so dat's why I do something like "statistikal" thinking..

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in...

It waz brooght to my attenzion zhat tozay iz my birz zday. Why zee oomanz are stucking up on one zpecific day az every zingle day iz gooz to zelebrate me myzelf and I... in fact every day is a Doxie day. I can't complain too much az thankz zhis zpecial day... I got ze bone... a big huge bone bigger zhan my head which is yummy :thumbsup:

My mizzion iz to deztroy any evidence that thiz bone waz here I weepeat... deztroy any evidence of ze bone.

AIT Bean La Doune out :seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Hoppy Birzday Bean agint- How'z da weather in we French North Pole?Much like Small Bunny's probly,right... My birzdy is Dec 29. My hoomans don't quite know wot to do wit me . Two days ago my hoodaddy left some "TUMS" (not to be mistaken forTRIMS). TUMS are like a little antacid. Anyway I explored it as if a mission and tried to eat a few. Dey is berry mad at me agin... maybe not mad jest at der wits end. Bye from Putty adbisor

[Bailey'sMom]

Dear Agents, AITs & Adbisors: We, da Dox In da Box from Kalforneeay are absowutwee astounded by weading all da pwobwems our fellow Agents & AITs is havin' durin' ouwa absenz whilst we wuz away on twainin' mishun. Now we wantz 2 make shur all of u no weez ben vewy, vewy bizzy in ze desert lukin' 4 zTRIMS (dat's in da glassawy 4 all youz who don' no). It seemz zTRIMS don' really liv in ze dezert - just snakz 'n gilla monzers, but Hopmom sez we canz chase doz cuz day is puhr poyzun. Evenz more so zen ze Iams! Wez cantz bleev our Fellow Agint got caught - nevah let zem no wen gotz belly ache - pwetenz itz fwum sumpin' day left undah da couch! And Kidz - - nevah, nevah let dem see u svet. Wight now, two of us is kinda sickeez; we went on long, long twip w/Hoomom & Hoodad & 2 of us camz bak sickeez w/sneeziez & coughs. Hoomoms rush us to vet today (Emergencee Wooom of Doom) - I vuss vewy, vewy worried wen da pwetty lady stuk da ting up my hinny. I klamped down tight & sitted on it but my sis wuz wors - she not like Woom of Doom at all & poo poo all ovah tabl wen lady put stik in her hinny. Anyvay, $200.00 later - NO tempachuah, NO nozing, but Hoomom sez she feelz bettah anywayz - Hoodad agweed, but was holdin' his wallet upside down & nussing was fallin' out! We worked on lotsa mishunz on da twip, but we gotta twy to compile ouwa stowies togetta 'cuz now, there's more of us & we got lots to tell. Also, we broke down in Nevada. Hoodad wented yet anudah vehikl to cum home in & leavded our twuk @ dealership in Nevada & leavded twailer in anuddah town. More about pwoblemz latah. Hard to be gud Agent-in-Twainin' when Hoomoms & Hoodad can'tz keep own pwobwemz stwaight. If'n any of youz needz hepz wit pwoblemz, like how to hide zIams, just e-mail us @ any time Hoomom is not on 'pooter. AITs in Kalforneeay

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon in...


Hoppy Birzday Bean agint- How'z da weather in we French North Pole?Much like Small Bunny's probly,right...

Thanz you dear agent Putty adbizor! Birzdy waz good good I weepeat, birzdy waz good!!! I got zee bone which make ze tummy ouch but not for long sooo life waz good, I weepeat... Life waz good!

Here moi witz ze bone:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/bd6.jpg
(Note, I masked my ezes to prozect my izendity)


Indeed French North Pole iz prezzy much like smallbunny, I know, I pass by smallbunny yesterday and it waz az white az it iz here at home in french north pole.

Now, I should write about my mizzion "big apple" so AIT Beab La Doon out.

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doone, back from an ozher periliouz mizzion.

Went to Big Apple for the Birz-day in the "Time vwoom vwoom Machine ". Ze trip waz OK bezide I hate ze houze on wheels but by zoing ze official "doxie pitiful face" I got French friez... I weepeat, zoing ze official doxie pitiful face get you French friez hmmmm!

I made of thiz trip a perzonal mizzion... which waz having a bite of ze gigantic bird but mizzion had failed *cry cry*. I got a big bag of biscuit for my birzdy so my trip over zhere wazn't 100% a failiure *waging tail*. I love ze big apple city even if zhere'z no apple to be found... where are ze apples? Ze search for ze apple will be my ultimate mizzion next time I visit my gozparents... I weepeat, my upcoming ultimate mizzion will be THE SEARCH OF ZEE BIG APPLE and try my bezt to meet with agent Putty adbisor in Smallbunny, on our way there.

AIT Beab La Doon out

[gunther's mom]

Agint Bean- Allwight- I have some tips re ze apples in ze Big Apple.But before I git to dis, somehow you gotta congradulate yer hooparent on bein member of de day. Tell you what,when your hooparent passes by the'puter give a nudge, but don't under any circumstances indicate yer awareness.
I wuz raised is da Big Apple -well about 6 months before my hoodaddy's job was moved to Small Bunny. Next time you is dere take a look at the number of puter with an apple on dem. My guess is that dere is a giant puter aaple dat gives the kommands to the little apples. In my humble opinyojn, dey could be a bit more cweative with theri names-they all call demselves MAC.Maybe it is dere secret society-just a theery.

[gunther's mom]

Oh AITS from Kaliforrnea- Dis is Putty,agint adbisor. Yea, dat Emergencee Woom of Doom can be berry spensive. Sank God you are awright ,though even though your hoodaddy's wallet is now flat. Sounds like dey might need some emotional support, with the TIME MACHINE dat travels breakin down too.

[kerie0408]

SO my hooparents is back from da moon.

Me being curious, when hooparents got home, I cwimbed into da soot-cases and found out what kind of tings peeple bring back from da moon. Dey brought bathing suits and some bottles of da same stuff dey put on dere skin in da summertime when we went to da beach. I guess dere is a beach on da moon. And if dere is a beach, dere must be ajints pwaying on da beach, wike dere was ajints on da beach here in New Yawk in da summer. So why couldn't I go to da moon wif dem?

Grandparent's house was so great. I werned about new foods and now me no want kibble no more! Hoograndparents said dat dry kibble be no fun so I gots to eat bacon dwessing, and fish oils and cheese and all da sammiches I wanted!!! Gampa made da sammiches in da middle of da night AND in da middle of da day. Dey was good. He piles on da meat and he shares better den hoomom. I been home for a few days now an hoomom said dat it be grampas fault dat I "pass gas" all da time. All I know is dat if I get good food and if dere are Kon-See-Kwences, so be it. Me want a turkey sammich wight now.

Down wif kibble. I weepeat, down wif kibble!!!! Not down da hatch, just down wif kibble and put udder stuff down da hatch!!!!

Silly Dog portin' out.

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in...

Once again...
... _ _ _ ... ... _ _ _ ... help2: I need HELP!!! I weepeat I NEED HELP!!!
My human maman took me ouzt for xmaz shopping. I atez shopping but mozt of all, she shoped for my prezent. Not only I zaw what it waz but alzo, I triez it oon... It'zan ozher vinter coat... I weepeat, zan ozher vinter coat :censored:

The prezent iz now hidden on the top shelve in zee wardrobe, I weepeat at zee top of zee wardrobe so it's impossilbe for me to deztroy the evidence :irked:

I don'z want to be forced to vwear zee ugly coat... I fwant bonez and treats inztead... what should I do to make zee humanz unsderstand it :confused:

Distressed AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog here, twoi-ing to come to yer rescue.

When my hoomom hides tings on the top shelf, I twoi to jump up dere. I nebber make it but sometimes she sees me twoi-ing and she wooks up dere to figger out what I want. Den, when she is wooking, she moves tings awound, and sometimes da ting dat I was looking for falls to dee gwound!!! Mebbe dat work for you!

Dee winter coat is not always dee enemy, dough. Tink of all dee mishuns you could go on if you could stay outside longer in dee cold!!!! And ebben if you tink it be ugly, if yer hoomom say it's cute, you may get tweats for wearing it.

Harnesses are anudder story. Dey need to be destwoyed.





AIT Bean La Doon checking in...

Once again...
... _ _ _ ... ... _ _ _ ... help2: I need HELP!!! I weepeat I NEED HELP!!!
My human maman took me ouzt for xmaz shopping. I atez shopping but mozt of all, she shoped for my prezent. Not only I zaw what it waz but alzo, I triez it oon... It'zan ozher vinter coat... I weepeat, zan ozher vinter coat :censored:

The prezent iz now hidden on the top shelve in zee wardrobe, I weepeat at zee top of zee wardrobe so it's impossilbe for me to deztroy the evidence :irked:

I don'z want to be forced to vwear zee ugly coat... I fwant bonez and treats inztead... what should I do to make zee humanz unsderstand it :confused:

Distressed AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[abiose]

Ajint Silly Dog here, twoi-ing to come to yer rescue.

When my hoomom hides tings on the top shelf, I twoi to jump up dere. I nebber make it but sometimes she sees me twoi-ing and she wooks up dere to figger out what I want.

AIT Bean La Doon in...

Thankz ajint Silly Dog but if I zo zhat, my maman rizk to shink zhat I fwant zee coat zhinking I love it and vwant it now :sick012: and fwill be forced to vwear it all zee time :sob: It iz ugly and like oll my clothez, they zcratch my back and are so no comfy :thmbdown:

See I'm a lizzle tiny AIT Doon and all I vwant iz to run nicked :party6: free in zee confort of my houze and never go back in zee mean fwite outzide. I can zoperate tonez of secretz operazion in zee houze instead of zee fwild.

AIT Bean La Doune out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

Deah Agents, Agent(s)-in-Twainin' & Adbisorz: Weez out heah in Kaliforniay ben readin' bout da coatz & sammichez, etc. Wegoddin' ze coatz: Must make da Hoomom hapee; nevah let on youz not totawee frilled 2 haf new coatz. Weally is twoo; shugah getz much moah tweatz zen da sad face; as usual, Kaliforneeay AITs cantz get iconz 2 wohk. AITS fwum sunshine state alwayz 'pooter illitrut. Twied free timz 2 put sad face up, it no wuhk! Oh welz, on to more portunt zings. Now, bout dem sammichez. Whilst Hoomom & Hoodad wuz on twip, day cumz back wid da dogz wid speshl needz. Two of dem no haf da back leggiez dat wuhk, but pweez, pweez don't feel sowwy 4 dem. Day is fastuh den lightnin' - peshlee if'n aftuh da big Too - dat meanz da big Cockatoo dat Hoomom (wit all of her creativity) named Bird! Anywayz, Hoomom tookz da new vun dat werz wheelz 2 holistic vet dat duz da punccha wid da litl needlz; glad it's her & not me! Dat vet sed sum vewwy, vewwy interestin' zings 2 Hoomom. She zed 2 Hoomom dat Hoomun food bein' bad 4 da doggeez is a myth, I wepeet, a myth. She sed dat as long as Hoomom don't feed 2 many carbz, Hoomin' food be za okay 4 za pupperz! Soooo - - now, Hoomom stop @ da stoah & buyz da stoo meatz & lotsa vejeez 4 da stoo. Cuk'd in da cwok pot all day. I got mix'd up; I vus lukin' 4 da cwok pot in da swampz & evahgladz. Jokz on me cuz cwok pot wuz on top of countah in da kitchn' da whole time; dats wheah gud smelz wuz cum'n fwum all day. Anyvay, last night, 4 dinah, ve had ze stoo powahd ovah da kibblz (new kind - vewy spensiv - Chix Soup 4 Dog Lubah's Soul - ve luv it)! Hoomom sed at wate we all eatin' - day might hafta takin' out new mohguj on da house! Hoomom so funny! BUT Hoodad notz funny at all. Just gottin' da eztimut 4 da twuck datz stuck in Elko, Nevada wend we bwoke down on da twip! Day told him $4,000.00. Hoodad wuz in such snit, he wuz wunnin' awound wit face all wed, shoutin' "Zey can keep da damn ting!" I neber seen Hoodad so mad & on top dat, dey still have wented twuck we cumd home in. Dat nudder story. 1st week, twuck vuz $365.00. 2nd week, agensee noz we haf to haf it & chojd Hoodad almoz $500.00; at zat pint, Hoomom had to have Hoodad kmitd 2 da hozpitl. So- bak 2 da pohtunt zings: Sammichez - - vut bout dem sammichez? Zoundz like da Gwanpapa iz vewy gud 2 stay wit. Vutz his numbah, cuz we needz a pways 2 stay ven Hoodad & Hoomomz go on da bakashun diz fall? Possibwee, now dat day haf dopted dogeez wiz da veelz, maybee no vun vil tak car of da dogeez anymoah & Hoodad & Hoomom vil hafta just stay home.
Mishunz: Vee been on sevall mishuns. Veee haf lotz 2 wite about, butz all in gud time! Not wantz to do ovahkill! Ve vant 2 tellz u bout da noo AIT doptd by Hoomanz on dis twip. Name is AIT Ybba & she b bonded 2 Hoodad; she also be pistol (Hoomom call her dat)! Vun day, AIT Ybba go on der mishun' by zelf. Stockn' da Cockatoo. Ve vatchin' wound cohnah cuz ifn' Hoomom catch her, all H_ _ _ goin' 2 bwake luz! So - - AIT Ybba sneakin' up on da pawwut! Zen, (WITH her veelz ON), she pwozeed 2 cwawl up da side of da cage wilst Bird lukin' on! Bout dat time, Hoomom show up & cantz beweev her eyes. Wilst still watchin' AIT Ybba, dog wif wheelz now 1/2 way up caje wen B4 Hoomom can get 2 her, AIT Ybba cum cwashin' down, wheelz & all on her back, wit da wheelz on top of her. Hoomom was appalled; Bird just lafin' A_ _ off, fethuz & all, & AIT Ybba in big heap on da flowah lookin' @ Hoomom like, "Wutz u starin' at, get me outta dis mess, I gotta Bird to kill & eat?" By time Hoomom gotz AIT Ybba extwicated fwum wheelz, we wuz hidin' in udder rum, lafin' our A_ _ _ _ off, undah da couch. Ifn' Hoomom evah catchez us doin' dat, we be in da cwate 4 a munth! Anyvay, moah fwum Kaliforneeay later. Ve haf duzenz of mishunz 2 tell u bout! Savin' best 4 last. Fwum:
Dirty Dozen in Kaliforneeay

[kerie0408]

Dear Kaliforniay ajints--You kin stay with hoo-grampaa anytime and you kin bwing da ajint wif da weels. Hoo-grampaa onced had a ajint dat had da soigery and hoo-grampaa members how to take care of dem speshil needs ajints! Only weason I say you kin stay dere is becaws you is fellow ajints and also, grampaa has endless supply of sammiches, enuf for me and all of you. He goes out on mishuns of his own to a pwace called da deli. He comes back wif all da fixins!!! I gib you drecchions to his house if to need dem!!!!

Ajint Silly Dog

[gunther's mom]

EEE- Dis is agint adbisor Putty to Kalifornia agints. Yer pooor hoodaddy.Mebbe you should make a calandar of your selves and try to sell dem as pwesents for christmas. But do not give your identity away. Maybe we needs to put our head togither and sink of ways to help our hoopersons. Like another agint here said-wise to let hooparents sink we like dose stoopid koats. But only up to a point. My koat interferes wis my bodily functions if you know what I mean.

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, fellow and girlie Agents and AITs, + adbizers! Dis is Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in! While I hab nuffin against sammiches, you really need to twy pancakes and scrambled eggies. Dose are my faborite tings! Dus be sure da Hoomom makes de eggies, and de Hoodad makes de pancakes. And de bwueberry pancakes are wienerful, if ya catch my meanin'! De only mishuns I am on wight now are gettin' more hooman food, and wookin' specially cute, so I doan haveta go outside any more dan necessary! It is 37 degwees out dere, and dis iz southern Californeeyah! Agent Sleepy over an' out. Da furbutt gets cold! Repeat: da furbutt gets cold!

[Charleston&Dave]

Greetins fellow agents and AIT's I need your help! With the Coldness wetter settling in, and de white flakes starting to fall, the hoomans are staying inside more, and not monitoring our outdoor movements. So's I propose wes take de advantage here and form an elite troop of artic agents. Dese will haves to be agents like myself who are not afraid to get cold. Now the mishuns may be long, and berry cold, even frozen poision drops may fall on your fur, but its necessary. Lots of enemy agents are moving about, and dey are alot easier to track in white flakes. So dis may be the only time to catch dem off-guard. I have already started to prepares by growing my long hair even longer, and been training in de white flakes that have started to fall already. Hopefully after de chrismas we will be fully trained, assembled, and ready to carry on mishuns of the coldest type. I am taking up the position of white flake scout. I will do regular patrowls and field serches to locate de enemy agents. I defintiely will need help. Including an excellent digger who can bury through de flake and make secret tunnels for our stealthiness. So who is with me.

Agent O, signing off

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog--Bolunteering to make da secwet tunnels. As long as I kin keep working on da one I am making by da back fence. Dere is a nice German Shepherd on dee udder side. He cute and we in luv, eben dough we both males! Da cold don't botter me but my hair no grow long.

[Bailey'sMom]

Dear Adbisor Putty, Agint O, Agint Silly Dog & Agint Sleepy. Ben weedin' all da mishunz youz ben doin' to further da coz & I'm feelin' pwetty useless cuz me & da gwup fwum Kaliforneeay haf not had za gud snowy wedah youz ben gettin'. Weez ben chekin' da yawd dough & zink ve finded a pwase to scape fru but kin onlee wuk on it wen da Hoomom not lukin'. Gots 2 tell ya bout new coatz dat new dog gotz. His foster rescue Mommy is fwum DRNA & her name is Rhonda & she makin' da coat for da Baby wit hiz name bwoided on it. Gag me wif a spoon (wit chicken pweez). NOW - - bout dem Pancakeez! Boy, youz jus had to mensun dem didn't you. We LUF da pancakeez. Our vewy favwit is da Mickeedeez! Oh My Gosh In da Heaven! Dey jus melt in da mouf (or @ least day did on da twip!).Anyvay, we ben twyin' 2 keep up on all da newz wit all da Agints. We weely enjoy weedin' bout da mishunz.
Bye, AIT El Ffew! PS: Tenshun! Da Wain in Spain Folz Mainlly On Da Plane!

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in.

Tomorrow me and maman fwill be eaten zalive by zee giant zilver bird which should drop uz in zee South to meet my papa. If I survive zee mean bird :afraid: az a good AIT, I fwill try to zun bath az much az I can zhere... I fwill mezz arund zee hotel room and roll over at every stinky zpot and fwill do my bezt to at least do one of zee 2 forbidden action on zee carpet. :bad-boy: but my main goal of thiz mizzion iz to go once more as ninja in a reztaurent and zpy from under zee table at what zee humans are eating.

Wish me luck!

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

Deah AIT Bean La Doon: Wuz weedin' da spy papuz in da bafwoom wen spy fone stawted wingin' 'n I had ta kwawl behind da toiwet 2 ansuh it. Heard sumpin' bout 'n u goin' on ze vacashun wit da Hoomom & Hoodad. Wanted 2 wish'n u well & tell u wish'n I wuz goin' wit u. Weez gotz da kennel cofs wound heah fwum goin' on da long twip, so be cahful, cuz itz goin' wound! My Hoomom din't tink we kud gitz it, but tuhns out da shotz u gitz in da woom of doom only lastuz 6 mos. & now free of us gotz da cof. Cantz take any of my AITS in da bafwoom wif me kuz day can'tz keep moufs qwiet! Hope u kin sneek outz sum goodeez on a pwate undah da table; dat's weah da big secwetz iz kept. Waitwess bwing da tway & sekwetz iz on da pees of papuh on da tway. Youz hafta b vewy careful wen twyin' 2 steel itz kuz zay sumX suspekt AITs r undah da table hidin'. I will be pwayin' for a safe mishun' 4 u. Be caewful & cawwy out mishun' safely. Maybe wen u git bak, u will be pwomoted to Full Agint. I will twy 2 put in a gud wud 4 u w/Adbisorz. Be caehful wen da big biwd twies 2 lift off da gwound. Sometimes spies r hidin' in da weelz of da buhd. Ifn' u see spiez, must jump ofn' pwane medyutlee, but not wifout da Hoomom! I wepeat, NOT wifout da Hoomom! Portin' Out
AITs in Kaliforneeay . . . PS: Weez will twy 2 send mesuj 2 u in morse code wen da Hoomom lukin' da udah way. Wepeat: Spiez in da wheelz sumtimes!

[gunther's mom]

Ob boy oboy oboy. you're going on bacation. Now lemma tel you somthin'. My hoodaddy works for da big silver birds. Zeriously he duz. In SmallBunny Airport.
Now I heard him tell hoomoommy dat dere are infact dogz dat work in the Airport. But seriously, he sez dey sleep a lot bein' labz (Labz). I shoulda capitalized their breed right away to sho dem respect. But dey is not de enemy. Just a little adbice from Putty adbisor. Apparently dey is trained dogs to make sure hoopeople are safe. So wepeat-Dey is definitely not de enemy, and might be willing to work on a mishun. But my hoodaddy says it is a berry important mission (as if ours are not... hrmph...)

[abiose]

Ob boy oboy oboy. you're going on bacation. Now lemma tel you somthin'. My hoodaddy works for da big silver birds. Zeriously he duz. In SmallBunny Airport.

AIT Bean La Doon checkin in...

I'm back in North Pole Canada and survive my danzerous mizzion which wazn't bacazion I weepeat... no bacazion at all *sigh* :(

I waz eat bozh fway by zee zilver bird plus I did a bit of zee houze on wheelz. We fwent South which waz az cold as in here *sigh*. Zee border agents were mean to my oomanz who were innocent... being all good and nice to me, the real menaze of zee oomans world ah! :bad-boy:

My mizzion waz a succezz, I weepeat A SUCCEZZ!!! :thumbup2:
-I rolled over all zee dirty spots in zee hotel room and zhere waz a lot ah!
-I did my pittiful face and got lotz of frenchfriez
-I fwent Ninja once again in zee reztaurant with no one zeeing me :blue02:
-I slept fwith my oomans, right between them in a tiny bed.
-I made tonez of oomans scream for being so cute.
-I marked as much as I can zee ouzdoor surrounding I waz at.

Me in my Ninja outfit hiding in zee bed:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/ninja_lucie.jpg

Now I'm sooo tired and may nap for a couple of day to be ready for any upcoming danzerous mizzion :sleep004:

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

AITs in Kaliforneeay portin' ini: Deah AIT Bean La Doon: Vee wuz so impwest wit yuz mishun'. Weez vuz goin' 2 tok 2 da adbisorz bout gibben' you inkwees in da pay bud den sumum sed deah iz no pay so me tink itz a pint-moot! Vee gotz ta tel ya, vee r in awe of youz Ninja outfit. Mee Hoomom nevah seen anyseeng so cute in life. Duz youah Hoomommy know weah she gotsit? Pweez wespond! Also, ze TWIMS is kwoss da ribr here in Kaliforneeay. Weepeet, da TWIMS is kwoss da ribr. AITs in Kal. - Oveah 'n Out

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog portin in. My hoomom making big fuss ober da Ninja outfit. I kuld get lots of tweats iff'n I had one! Where do I git one?

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checkin in.

To anzer both Ajint Silly Dog and AITs in Kaliforneeay... zee out fit waz a ztupid (but helpful) gift, I weepeat a gift. I tried to azk subtly my maman, zoing zee pouting doxie to know more about it and I succeed :cheer:

It'z a "Puppia Tokyo" hoodie I got lazt year... my maman think they're no more but fwith a bit of licking torture, I waz able to make her give me zhis informazion... it'z an ozher place which carry zimilar hoodie http://www.monkeydaze.com/ (sadly, I got one from zhere too)
Any black hoodie may works to hide and take over zee word.

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll and AIT Barky Boy weeporting for dooties.

Ve half broken threw de lines. Weepeet Ve half broken threw de lines.

Za hooman made a vall in ze cave. Ze living room is verboden vhen ze hooman is at vork. Monday ve found ze gapz in ze great vall but AIT Diaper Doll vas not able to weturn trew ze gap, Tuesday ve moved ze great box of papers vith ze handle. Today AIT Diaper Doll made ze mizzion to de udder room and back. VE pushed ze vall together and AIT Diaper Doll made ze "dwop" (aka tootsie rolls) on ze udder side and weturned before ze hooman wetured. Ven de hooman weturned AIT Barky Boy made ze fuss and distwacted ze hooman. Ze hooman stepped in ze dwop :rofl:

Ze hooman says ze ex-pen weeturns soon

Zoo zink dat zoo half des problems vith ze coats??? Ve half ze snowsuits. AIT Barky Boy got ze good tweets zis zummer, he valk like wedgie vith ze snow suit. Hooman zaid AIT Barky Boy is vat and ze must "DIET" :rayz:

VE half ze problems. Ve find ze udder vays to keep AIT Barky Boy vat.

AIT Diaper Doll and AIT Barky Boy ober and out

[maddoxies]

Attention AIT Bean La Doon dis is AIT Barky Boy

I did not know zat u are ze agent too. Ve must convince ze hoomans to be at ze meeting Saturday - no matter ze snow. Ve must meet and zoo must meet AIT Diaper Doll as vell. Ve plan ze control of all Montreal :cheer:

Rendezvous udder ze second table ats 3 of ze clock. ya??

Ve might half ze udder new AITs as vell.

AIT Barky Boy out

[abiose]

Attention AIT Bean La Doon dis is AIT Barky Boy

I did not know zat u are ze agent too. Ve must convince ze hoomans to be at ze meeting Saturday - no matter ze snow. Ve must meet and zoo must meet AIT Diaper Doll as vell. Ve plan ze control of all Montreal :cheer:

Rendezvous udder ze second table ats 3 of ze clock. ya??

Ve might half ze udder new AITs as vell.

AIT Barky Boy out
AIT Bean La Doon checking in...

I'm no azent yet... I'm zonly a lizzle AIT just like you dear AIT Barky Boy.
No vonder vhy I recognized your aczent... I didn't know you vhere here... allo and YAY :cheer:

No probleme for convinzing zee humans... maman can't fwait to meet vith your new zister, AIT Diaper Doll :D The rendez vous iz at 2 of zee clock, not at 3 but if you can't make it then, I fwill vwait for you at 3 :happy030:

It iz really imporzant zhat we look like we don't know we are meeting to do not compromize our secwet izentity so fwhen you fwill see me, don't forzet to bark I weepeat... don't forzet to bark.

See you lazer... AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' In: Oh My Golly, Gee & Ok, Vee Gotzit! Nevah B4 (weez writin' & tokin' in code) has we herd of da meetin' @ 2 clock & now AIT's is goin' 2 B zer togedduh! Whatevah U do, Bark like cwazy 2 pruv U nots no each uddah! Twil B yoah secwetz & Hoomommys will nevah figah it outz. Now, weez gotz 2 telz U bout mizzunz vee komplishd in Reno, weah evwy1 play da blakjak, septin' kors our Hoomommy; she too tight 2 lose da $$ so she stay in da motel woom; she say she savin' da $$ 4 da ninja outfitz. Vile Hoomom in woom, vee (all 4 of us) did da mishunz as follows: First Hoodaddy buyd us wib bonz & vee eatz all da gud stuff off; den Hoodaddy takin' dem avay kuz he sez too danjwus, eben 4 da ajints. den Vee rol'd in da stinky stuf outside & da white stuf dat Hoomom call da snow; vee dig'd up de plantz dat spies hid in da dirt out-side da woom; den, vee (AIT Ybba) got sickee & fwoed up on da bwankee (Hoomom sed da bonz too wich & Hoodad shuda no bettah); zen vee had atsdent (No. 2) on da bwanket cuz vee vuz sickee; (AIT Ybba did dat also); vee chasded da lizurdz in da dezert ven Hoomom lukd da udah vay; vee barked & barked & makin' da Hoodaddy mad cuz vee vont 2 letz da eahs fwy wif da vindow down, but Hoodaddy sez No, too dangwus, even for AITs, vee bark & bark @ da Bull vit da Pits on da hed (Hoomom sez it Pit Bull) & vee made da vet in da woom of doom in Reno vewy, vewy newvus 'cuz vee kid not be da shuttin' up ven vee vus theah 4 da moral support for AIT Ybba! AITs from Kaliforneeay Portin' Out - Da Vite Coatz in da woom of doom r Spies; I wepeat, Da Vite Coatz in da woom of doom r Spies.

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog portin in.

Jus lettin' yeews know dat I been weadin' about yer mishuns. I hab trubble sumtimes becaws I am frum da big apple and yer accents sound diffrent. I haben't been on any big mishuns since I got home frum da grampa's house tree weeks ago. I go outside but it so cold dat dere ain't much to do. I do communicate wif udder ajints in da neighborhood. I hear one barkin in one drecchion, den I hear anudder respond and den I add my two cents. Den I mark dee spot wherever I am. Den I drop da doo-dee bomb (yew call dem da tootsie wolls) and den I drag my hoomom back home and I ask for some chow.

If yew hab assignments for me, I shall accept!

Ajint Silly Dog, portin' OUT!

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy And AIT Diaper Dolll weporting.

Ze accent is ze probwem (Fwench AND German together) for AIT BB and ze southern accent of AIT DD (she new immigrunt to Quebec from ze souths carol)

We rendezvous with AIT Bean La Doon today. Ve barks lots, no-one know ve des AITs. One hooman complain of ze barking, ve do such good job. Is sure no one know ve all AITs. AIT Barky Boy bark vwhile AIT Diaper Doll make ze contact with AIT Bean Le Doon. Ve sniff ze butts in secwret gweeting. AIT DD make ze hoomans zay "ooow and aaaw" "ze is soo cute" Ve RULE ze café :party6: :party6: :party6:

Zer is a new dragon WEPEAT zer is a new dragon, ze snow dragon. It has ze babies too!!! Ze papa snow dragon race down ze streets and ze mama snow dragon race down ze sidewalk after ze papa. Ze baby snow dragons play in ze driveways of ze houses. The whole family throwz ze snow everywhere. Ve bark and bark at ze dragons and now zey are gone. This is special accomplishment for AIT Diaper Doll as zis is ze first time she see ze snow. Her wheelz no work in ze snow, hoomama carrwy AIT DD. Ve save ze hoomama from ze dragons.

Ze dragons try to bury ze time machine in ze snow. Ve sit varm in ze time machine and vatch ze hoomum free ze time machine from ze snow.

Ve think ze two new AITs will come to live vith uz in ze new year. Zay are 2 little female AITs. Ze hoomama will find ze new cave for ze 2 AITs. Ve train together until zere is ze new cave for zem.

Ve must nap now, is verwy verwy hard vork chasing ze snow dragons and making ze secret rendezvous vith ze other AITs.
AIT BB and AIT DD zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Bailey'sMom]

AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' In: Dis iz goin' to be weelly short; no we allus say dat, but dis time izz twoo 'cuz Hoomom jist fainted ded avay on da flor. She vuz lukin' up da hoodies on da Monkeydaze site & da blud fall'd fwum her face. Ven vee twied to see vut vuss wong, vee saw dat she had da hoodies up on da scween 'n da pwice vuss deah also; it sed $42.00 plus S&H whatevr dat meanz! She vuz muttrin' sumpin' like: 12 Hoodies X $42.00 plus S& H =
$600.00. Ven she cum'd to da place ver she say $600.00, all da blud run'd outta her face. Wight now, AIT Ybba is fannin' da Hoomom in da face twyin' 2 make her bweave again' cuz vee don' know ver da dog fudz is. Vee port in anudah time ven da Hoomom is feelin' betah. AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay

[kerie0408]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ajint Silly Dog says---- Kiss yer hoomom diwectly on da mouf to revive her!!!!

Yer hoomom has da sticker shock. My hoomom got dat many times when she was makin da pwans for her weddin.' She was on da computer lookin' at dese white tings dat da bwide wears on her head. She said, "Four hunert bucks for a tin peice of tool??" Den da blud wun frum her face. Lucky for me, dis was after I gots my dinner!!!!

Kiss her many times on da mouf. She gonna lub dat!!!

Ajint Silly Dog out.

[gunther's mom]

To all agints and AITs: We got snow dragons here too.Dere are lots of hoomans working alongside the snowdwagons. Many hoomans here in SmallBunny help avoid the sticker shock by making their snowdragons work for other people. Dere's lots o money to be had for snowdragon related hoomans up here.
By da way- duz anyone know where one can git doxie skates? It is berry slippery up here. Somehow the snowdragons kant fix dis problem.

[abiose]

Monkeydaze site & da blud fall'd fwum her face. Ven vee twied to see vut vuss wong, vee saw dat she had da hoodies up on da scween 'n da pwice vuss deah also; it sed $42.00 plus S&H whatevr dat meanz! She vuz muttrin' sumpin' like: 12 Hoodies X $42.00 plus S& H =
$600.00.

AIT Bean La Doon checking in...

Oh la la... maman didn't know about zee prize showed on zee site which fwe don't unzerstand az my hoodie fwith zee bling bling skull, size small cost me $25 CAN in zee cute cute pet store.

Maman also want to unzerline that their iz hoodie up on ebay... I weepeat, hoodies can be found on ebay.

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy here. Ze hoomama find ze ear snugglers, like ze hoodies, with ze bazeball peak www.dogedesigns.com Iz in ze Canadian $$ too :-) AIT Diaper Doll haz ze nicked ears and ze varmers vork vell for her. Iz ze good dizguize too.

To revive ze hoomama, lick ze butt before ze kizzes on ze mouth. Weepeat, lick ze butt first !! My hoomama zay zthiz revive ze dead :rayz:

Ve make ze snow dragons verwy verwy mad. help2: Today ze zend ze GRAMPA snowdragon. He verwy big, he bletch ze black smoke vwhen he eats ALL ze snow and spit it into ze trucks. Ve safe upstairs to bark at ze Grampa Snow Dragon. If ve down dere, no one ever find ze little doxies. Ze Grampa Snow dragon is verwy, verwy mean and scarwey: but ve chase him avway :party6: :party6: :party6: :party6:

Need more napz now in ze electric blanket to rewcover from ze stress of ze Gramp Snow Dragon.

Ve no know vwhere can find ze doxie skatz, ve train ze hoomama to carrwy both of us vwhen is reawlly reawlly bad.
Ober and out

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in...


AIT Barky Boy And AIT Diaper Dolll weporting.

We rendezvous with AIT Bean La Doon today.
Ve RULE ze café :party6: :party6: :party6:

Indeed, fwe ruled zee place and soon enough we fwill ruled ZEE WORLD! :cheer: No one suspected zhat zee entire event waz orcheztrated... not a bark or a sniff waz improvized... all fwent perfectly :thumbup2:

I got a secwet informazion in reguard of zee next event. Zee Meetup may take place at our houze becauze of the fway zee "cafe's ooman" reacted... I weepeat... Next secwet meetup may take place at my houze. :D




Zer is a new dragon WEPEAT zer is a new dragon, ze snow dragon. It has ze babies too!!!

For thoze who never saw zee znow dragons... here a picture of zee baby one took in front of my houze. Thoze are evil so if you see one, please don't run after az it may eat you... even zee baby one :yikes2:

http://www.abiose.net/ann/storm2.jpg

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Dear Agint Bean- Adbisor Putty here. I am so verry impwessed by yer snow dragons. Here in SmallBunny, as you know, dere is often berry serious amount of snow. But nebber did i see such a small dragon wif its own light. Jest theerizing here-maybe it's like with E.T.... You have to talk to it for it's light to shine. Any opinions welcum. You know how much i like to theerize.

[Bailey'sMom]

Vee vant to tok bout all da abovs:1) Snow Dwagons, - we are so glad u putz da pictures of dem in youz mezuj. Nebah we seed anyzing like dat B-4; onliest we hab here is da row boatz cuz da watuh is cweepin' up. Rain'd so much in last 2 dayz, eben da dux & da gooses iz mad! Very difkult to do da mishunz wif da wain pourin' down evewyweah. Can'tz dig da holez zo we kin escape. 2) Hoodies: Hoomom finlee woked up but youz wuz wite, vee had 2 kiss her on da mouf. At first, it didn't wuhk so vee twied da twick de uddah AIT sed. Vee lik'd da butt first, den vee kiss'd her on da mouf! Dat worked; boy did it work.:D Da Hoomom gotz up & chase around' da house wit da broom butz vee not care, only dat she awake so vee can see wer she gitz da dog food fwum. AIT Ybba now has sponsbility of keepin' twak of dat informashun. 3) Secwet Mishunz: Zo - youz iz goin' 2 meet at da house of da Hoomom; ve sink maybe dat's bettuh; vee kin bug da pwace ahead of time to see vut der pwan is. Be shuah 2 put da camwa in da pwant on da tabl. 4) Christmas: If youz hazn't already left hintz roun' in inobstrusiv pwaces for da Hoomom, I gotz sujischunz 4 U! :eekdevil: Big 5 has da binoculars w/da camra bilt in!:party6: Lukz like vewy gud spy gadjit. Also, Fabwic Stoah has camfloj material for da hoodies, ifn' I git sum 4 da pwesent, my Maman vil make da Hoodies 4 us cuz derez zo many ub us. AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' Out Remember: Da waduh cumz in fru da holz in bottum of de boat! I wepeet: Da TWIMS is in de barn (Twyin' to fwow da Hoomom off da mesuj so as to confuse her; it not take much! :rofl:

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in...

Lucky for us zhat zee baby zragon was on leashe fwell hang by zee ooman becauz I'm not sure if I vould be ztill alive or able to zerve the DWD cauz :afraid:

Long live zee DWD cauz :party5:

You muzt vwalk vhit zee tail up in zee air to be vizible in zee pile of znow out zhere...
I weepeat, muzt vwalk vhit zee tail up in zee air.

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c254/maddoxies/F1000020.jpg
AIT Barky Boy stalking ze TRIMS (prowtect minz identity in ze photo) AIT Diaper Doll waz ze look out (coz of her speczial needz) (We triez to getz ze photo up, but not 'puter smartz)

Weporting from ze field
AIT BB and DD out

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, all fellow and girlie Agents and AITs. We are Agent Sleepy and AIT Dragon, portin in!

AIT Dragon here: My hoomom's 'puter is on da Fritz, an my Hooaunt Julia sez it be missin a link to coneck to da Internet! Anydog, I got to come an pway wif Agent Sleepy last night, and after she gave da L@@K to her hoomom, I got to stay for dinner, and we eben got a sweepover!
Dis is us, out checkin da pewimeter earlier in the day, so we knew what tings should smell like!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/Brekkesmom/DCP_0247.jpg

Agent Sleepy here: It wuz nearly midnight an' we girlz knew dat somefin wuzn't a-okay in da back pewimeter! We began to do the sweeps back dere, an' we found dis huge TRIM in da yard! Hoomom and Hoodad were put on de alert, cause we raised quite de commotion! Hoomom turned on de light for da back perimeter, squealed, an sed, "It's gotta be 8 inches long!" Yup - tell us what we didn know! We bravely tag teamed dis dastardly villain, an just when we thought it was gonna be 'terrogated an executed, dat fing slipped unner da gate, where dat affenpinscher nex door didn eben twy to catch dat evil ting! We got some dewicious tweats for protectin' da homeland, though!
Agent Sleepy and AIT Dragon ober an out. Huntin' iz good! Repeat: Huntin iz good!

[Bailey'sMom]

Evvy singl timz vee git on da pootah, vee is weadin' yet anudah mizhunz you guyz all ben on; vee is gittin' embawusd ovah da lak of muzhunz vee findin' vailubl; vee eben contemplatin' chasin' da damned ting dat meows but da Hoomom don' haf much pashunz vit doz zingz & da kat allus tattlz on us! Cat is vewwy, vewwy smot, eben sneakin' sum ob our food sumtimz & on top dat, cat goes in & out ub our dog doah ven she feelz like! Vee eben ben cubrin' 4 da damd cat cuz she don' catch da mous eduh, kinda like da affinpincha by Sleepy's house. Vus vewy impwest vit da TWIMZ mizhun; vuz AIT Diaper Doll takin' da pics? She gittin' gud wif da camwa. Duz AIT Diaper Doll hav da veelz? Vee is impwest ifn' dats twoo. You know, 2 ub our ajints haz da veelz. Vee cannot telz u who day r cuz vee pwetend dat da veelz r part of disguyz. Hoomom & Hoodad dopted doze 2 ajints: vee did not gitz 2 intrview dem hed of time, but day is turnin' out 2 B exlent spies. Diz week, vee r goin' 2 find a mizhun worvee of our talentz. Ifn' we need da help, itz mandatory vee know dat ifn' we call 4 bakup, youz vil cum heah & help. Also, vee need mor AITs agin'. My Hoomom harasses ALL noo peoples dat join da Brd., cuz she vontz more acshun on DWD; she sinks it stanz 4 Dialing With Dollarz & itz like a big Bingo game. Da Hoomom not too smart! Vee gotz 2 go; Hoomom cumin' - Ajints Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' Out

[kerie0408]

Dear Ajints fwum Kalleforneeay--I thinks day yews do moah mishins den you gib yerselfs cwedit faw. Intewogatin' cats is 'portant. And twaining da new ajints dat da hoomom bwing home, dat portant. And if yew hab ajints wif wheels, yew gotta gwease dem so det fly weal fast!

Eberting is fwozen here in da New Yawk. Da gwound is fwozen and da garbage no smell wike it did in da summer. I miss da stinkin' garbage and da smells ub da summer. And we hab no snow dwagons in sight. Dis is da downstate of New York and it is cold but no white stuff!

Da hoomom and hoodad talkin' bout taking me wif dem to see dere fwends in Norf Karlina. It be far away and dey want me stwapped in da time machine. Hoomom ain't sure if we goin' yet becaws she no wike da ride in da time machine.

--- Silly dog

[gunther's mom]

Agint Silly Dog- Yes -you are a berry good agint. Perhpas you should be agint counselor or agint psychologist cuz u give such good emotional support to the other agintswho seemed to have suffered self- efsteem probwems re dere mishuns being less than important.
And you are so wight- dere are far fewer snow dwagons in downstate NY. I wuz raised in NYC ( actually born Dec 29.1999). Den my famly bought me and we lived in da Bronx. My birfday is Dec 29- hint hint hint.
I live in SmallBunny now. More critterz here, but dey freeze too as you suggest correctly. Perhaps we are not as cold as ze French North Pole, but pwetty darn close. My hoomommy almost bought booties for my brudder who is a 17 year old rat/fox terrier, but my hooodaddy would have had a fit. My mommy thought they was precious dough. Well over and out-
Agint adbisor Putty.

[kerie0408]

Hwy Putty, 'member when I told you about my gram-pa? Da guy dat makes the BIG sammiches? He fwum da Bronx! He talk about da Bronx all day! He libbed dere a long time ago but he says da Bronx in his sole. Wat dat mean? Is it on his shoe? He a Yankees fan!

[gunther's mom]

Putty here again- Wow- My hoomom can relate to your gwm-pa. Dere is somthin about da Bronx dat stays in da sole. And my hoomommy was not eben born dere. When I was a baby Putty (born Dec 29 hint hint) I was walked in da streets of the Bronx. Hoomans pulled aside dere things on wheels- now what are dey called? Well dey pulled dem over and got out of dere means of transport and all had a fit cuz i was so berry berry little, yet my ears wuz HUGE. I had better parks in da Bronx dan in SmallBunny even dough SmalBunny is more rural. Da dogs were more friendly in da Bronx. You should how this post to your gram-pa. He would sympathsize with my hoomom.
Both my parents went to se dem Yankees all da time. Dis year dey only went once. Dey have dogs dere- but dey is spensive to eat in da ball park. Yer gwampaw would probly be wise to take his sammiches there. No- not weel dogs- you know- da kind dey always tease us with when dey say "Look at dat Hot Dog."(Kinda makes me cwazie but figured dat will be my mishun someday-to leave messy piles near hoomans who call me dat.)

[maddoxies]

Dear Ajints from Kalliforneeay:
We waz verwy impwressed wif the missun of the AIT vith ze zwheelz (and ze bird). AIT Diaper Doll haz ze vwheelz 2. Ze hoomom haz ordered ze new vwheelz for AIT DD. De hoomom callz zem ze "furrarri" of ze doxie vwheelz. Pretty neat. Ze german doxie frum South Carol, libbin in the French North Pole wif ze Italian sportz vwheels. :party6: :party6: Ve give ze old vwheelz to ze rescue for an ubber doxie - we help ze cauz of DWD ,cruitin nubber special needz AIT!!

Ve likez ze idea u hab of AIT Ybba bein' ze information occifer. Iz sumfin AIT DD can dooz 2 :cheer:

Vwehn ze snowz iz gone, AIT DD vil try 4 ze ze mizzuns outside wif ze new vwheelz.

Ve know of mizzun for all ze Ajints and AITs. AIT Barky Boy have ze verwy, verwy cloze call wif ze TRIM in ze cave!! Iz new and dangerwous TRIM, not ze regular TRIM.:dizzy:

AIT BB zeez za TRIM zitting on ze kitchun table, lookz like ze TRIM is sleeping, no moves. AIT BB climbed ze chair in ze kitchun and gets on ze table (ze hoomom knowz nuffin 'bout diz, she is watching ze magic box in ze libbin' wroom). AIT BB sneakz up on ze TRIM and vwhen he touches ze paw of ze TRIM, ze TRIM startz to pway ze muzic (bad disco) and dancz!!! AIT BB wunned for hiz wife!!! help2:
Ze hoomom waffed. She callz it a 'Dancing Hamster' and told AIT BB he silly fart (and he no makez ze tootz).
So ve issue ze varning to all Ajints and AITs, beware ze TRIM zat pways muzic - he wibs in ze caves wif ze hoomanz. Coz it wibs in ze cave, it no matter if iz too cold outside, or wainning, iz mizzun inside.
Ve go now to ze cave of Auntie Ruth (she givez wottz of cheez to uz), ve try for ze mizzuns, but may not get to 'puter for zum dayz. (Ve are smugglin non agint chiwawa acroz ze border into ze Ontario wif us todayz).

Adbizor Putty: U r adbizor and we are lowly AITs, but we fink maybe ze baby snow dragonz wif ze lights, hab ze lightz coz zay are afwaid of ze dark???

Happy Holidayz to all ze Adbisorz, Ajintz and AITz from AIT BB and AIT DD
Ober and out

[maddoxies]

'puter pwoblemz, ignorz pweeze

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Bouncer. Agent LiL Bird and I are having a difficult time deciphering all of the transmissions lately. Could all agents please upgrade their language a bit to make it easier for us to communicate? Remember this site is super encrypted! Bouncer out to check for Tree rats. The leaves are shedding. Repeat, the leaves are shedding.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy here, :sorry:, I know my accent from ze French North Pole iz problem, and AIT Diaper Doll has troubles 'portin in, as she cannot balance on ze back paws to make ze 'puter talk, her not type well.

We tryz harder in futures.

[LuckysMom]

AIT Peas a Dot rewpowtin in. De sekwity of me puter nextion was bwoken fur a while. But now should be kay. I is fergettin what mishun I is supposted to be wokin on. Ifn yous could mind me it be bwig help. Enyways hoomom weft waptop hoom and on so I port in.

[Mark]

The name is Wolf, LoneWolf . . . senior agent with DWD.

Our new assignment has come through and we are deep, deep undercover in Siberia. :yikes:

We are developing relationships with enemy agents in the hopes they will let their guards down and we can steal their secrets. Like . . . how do they make these cold, white poison drops fall from the sky? And why are all the trees naked?

BTW, this Com Center has been here quite a while and we fear the hoomans may be trying to monitor our communications. But . . . we leave the decision to relocate it to the capable decision of Agent Little Bird or Agent Bouncer, as they seem to have their paws on the pulse of the hooman efforts in this area.

Agent LoneWolf of the 6Pack . . . signing off for now.

Nude trees means it's cold . . . I repeat . . . Nude trees means it's cold!

Cheerio, all!

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, all girlie and fewwo agents and AITs - we are Agent Sleepy and AIT Dragon portin' in. We are bestigatin' the naked trees in da backyards at our hoomoms' homes and hab not gotten bery far. We are still lookin' for that humongous TRIM we twied to nail - er, um, we mean 'terrogate and execute two dinners ago, but no luck so far. Hey - we fink da hoomans may be on to dis link, so mebbe a new super-sekrut command post does need to be set up!!! Agent Sleepy and AIT Dragon, ober an' out! The feetie prints stink! Wepeat: da feetie prints stink!

[willsana]

....BTW, this Com Center has been here quite a while and we fear the hoomans may be trying to monitor our communications....

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, 'portin' in.

Agent Lonewolf has made a good point. Dis Com Center is in danger of detection because of the length of time it has been active. Please do not post to this Center. A new Com Center will be openned ASAP.

Thank you, Agents and AIT's for you cooperation.

Agent Little Bird, over 'n' out.

Naked trees are spooky in da moonlight...repeat....spooky in da moonlight!

[willsana]

But it is time for a new secret location. http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=26068

All Agents 'n' AIT's, please make your stealthy way to the new Center to make your reports.

Little Bird, over 'n' out.