The Great White Com Center 24

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, ‘portin’ in.

After a scramble this new location has been found for the new Com Center 24. It was nip-n-tuck. Duck-n-cover. Shuck-n-jive. In the end the hoomans were confounded and the DWD is once again safe from detection!

Now would be a good time for all Agents and AIT’s to post a ‘port on their location and mission plans for the immediate future. Agent Lonewolf and his troops are deep, deep undercover in Siberia. If possible, Wolf, could you elaborate on your situation? Many of us are concerned about the dangers you must be encountering in such an inhospitable climate!

My ‘port:

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer.
I am currently merely deep undercover (not so deep as Wolf ‘n’ Co.) in Almost-Artica. It bein’ very very cold in these parts! But I am brave. I don the attire needed to survey in these frigid temperatures and venture forth to carry out my mission. My mission for this season of white cold is to find out where the crickets, hoppers ‘n’ croakers have gone. My territory is inhabited by these creatures in the warm times. Some are fun to hunt and eat! Some are nice and eat the skeeters. (Hoomom says “Toads are our friends” So I don’t eat ‘em. I protect them like a brave Agent should.) I fear the forces of evil have taken them captive. I have seen signs of a CAT in the yard. The Felines are my foremost suspects.

Beyond this special mission I continue my on-going mission of protecting my territory.

Little Bird, over ‘n’ out.

The trees shiver in the dark…..repeat….the trees shiver in the dark.

[LuckysMom]

AIT Peas A Dot powtin in. De hoomoms hab put a fwence around our Perimeter. I patwol it ebery night. My fir bwoder Shadow has been helpin keep de fewines out of our territory.

I has been woking on makin de hoomom act swilly. I just wook at toys and she twy to show me how to pway wif dem. It is so funny. I is twying to fine de appropriate pwace to install camewa to pwove her sillyness.

Today her pifew Twenty Buck Chuck came to fix de container in de food woom for de water. He wefted "PVC" pipe on de floor I dwug a piece bigger den me away. I tinken dis would make good parascwope for spyin porpoises.

Anyways bowder here seems sekwer.

AIT Peas a dot out..........

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Bouncer reportin in for Agents Whiskers, Hugger, Missy, and AIT Golden Mist and Cactus. There is no white stuff here... it is very dry and hot during the days. We have been observing suspicious activity by our hooperson the last few days. We thinks that she is packing to go on a trip without us and that she will be gone almost 2 weeks. She had the sitter people come by today to get keys and she has been stockpiling food for us. Also we need to introduce AIT Cactus to the other agents... she is Agent Whiskers and AIT Golden Mist's mom and we think she will be a very good agent. We have lots of trims and bims right now, plus a foster guy to chase.

Time for the big bed. Agent Bouncer off to count sheeps.

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . LoneWolf . . . stirred, not shaken.

Thank you for securing the new Com Center Agent LB.

We can only say so much about our mission here in Siberia, Bird. When we first arrived in Siberia we were confronted immediately . . . there we were . . . White Coats from the Room of Doom to the left of us . . . BIMs and TRIMs to the right of us . . . Lawn Dragons, Floor Dragons and Sidewalk Dragons behind us and none other than Octopussy Cat and her cronies right in front of us . . . we were surrounded! :help2: With the aid of our intense DWD training and secret attack devices provided by Z, back at HQ . . . we prevailed. Fortunately we were in disguise, so our cover was not broken.

Now we face the elements, while trying to infiltrate the enemy stronghold. Frozen white poison drops are the worst! It fell relentlessly, twice, from the sky and piled up higher than our heads. Yaa . . . you try doing a secret mission when you can't see over the piled up frozen poison drops! :rofl:

Then the cold is almost unbearable at times. Makes our feeties hurt if we stay out too long.

Gotta go for now . . . before we are detected.

Flying dogs can't bark without umbrellas . . . I repeat . . . flying dogs can't bark without umbrellas.

Wolf out!

[Marion]

agent oslo 'portin in - we do be very busy at the moment as there is lots on da go... we (me and ait peeky) have had to divide an conk-wer to get tings done. ait peeky is on the case of da sneeeaky squirrels - there seem to be more about than ever and they are just waiting for us to relax our guard we know. then they will swoop! my dutee for today is standing guard in da kitchen as hoomom is in there almost constant-lee at the moment - dere's so much food being made I am dizzy keeping an eye on the ground. we think there might be hoomans coming to visit tonight for someting called cwist-mis eev, which is verra good news as visitors are always a soft touch and no match for da look. agent oslo signing out super-quick as hoomom has just said she is going to start making de trifle - don't know what dat is but it sounds good...

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin' in. I hab been restin' up from workin' and trainin' my niece, AIT Dragon. She is comin' along nicely, an' hopefully a few more misshuns and she will be a full-fledged agent! I hope dat all girlie and fewwo agents and AITS had a wienerful Christmas. I, myself, got lotsa goodies and prezzies, and am still workin' the hooparents for more! Hoomom gave me a shower yestiddy, and my new project is to roll in something really stinky, 'cause I smell too good to hoomans wight now. My hooaunt-by-proxy is comin' back from Denver, so maybe she'll get her puter fixed so AIT Dragon can post on her own. I will naturally let her check in from here if necessary. Agent Sleepy over an' out! Da chicken noodle soup is good! Repeat: da chicken noodle soup is good!

[LuckysMom]

Dis is AIT Peas a dot porttin in agin. I had mergency mishun starting yestterday. Hoomom was cookin somefin called Ham. Der is a big big big bone in it. I hab started employin de l@@k in hopes of sekuwin it for me when she empties mostes of de meat off of it. I will gib updates on how dis misshun goin from time to time.

De Ham meat dat fall on de floor vewy vewy yummy. Repeat Ham is yummy.

AIT PEas a dot out......:blush:

[gunther's mom]

It's Putty,agint adbisor portin in. I don't have any really really important mishuns going on right now as I am still resting from da holidays. However, I do have one mishun. My hoomommy's friend has a new dog. They call it a Bichon Frenzy. Well dis Bichon Frenzy gave me a very BIG basket for Christmas. It contains all this special food, IAMS sauce, and many other treats. So my mishun is a personal dilemma, not a true altuistic mishun that would benefit others. How would I go about thanking this Bichon Frenzy?
Also- where are the rest of my agint friends?I hope they did not git lost in the Com Center 23 vacuum???

[kerie0408]

:cheer: :party6: Dis is ajint Silly Dog portin' in. My hoomom did some cookin' also. My mishun was to twy to taste ebber ting. My hoomom said I was gibbin her a hart attack becaws I twied to stay under her feet when she was workin' by da stove and da obben. She said dat the obben very hot and I hab to stay away. But it smell good. My hoodad carried me away frum da obben but dat wasn't bad becaws we watched futbol, my favorite ting on da TV. One ting hoomom made was tater soup. She said I could hab a taste but den she bwought da whole ting to gwandmas and she forgot to gib me a taste.

I not mad at her dough because she did some nice tings for me for da holyday. She gived me some new toys. She fed me yogurt and 'nanas. And grandma bought a big bag of new toys fer all da pups to share. She hab her own pup and she hab anudder grand pup. So she gived da hoomoms and hoodads a bag of toys and dey picked da toys fer dere pups. My mom picked all da best tings. Dee udder pups no like tweats, not eben bacon ones. So my mom got all da baggies of food tweats fer me!! And she got me a ballie on a wope and a basketball dat make noise.

Dis is ajint Oscar saying dat new toys is fun fun fun.

[LuckysMom]

AIT Peas A Dot powtin in wif anover updatey. My mishun is ceden beyond me wildest dweams. De nabor cross de big stweet sher bouts me an entire ham fur my bruder and me share by selves. She say she forgettin to put somefin call gwaze on it and so noones eats it so we have it cause it too dry for de hoomoms........so now i will have bone and bruder get another bone.....

[Bailey'sMom]

AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Powtin' In: help2: :blush: Vee is so embawussd 2 admit 2 youz but vee iss all lost in da dezrt on a hors vit no name! [NO, not like da song!] Hoomom gotz so many horses, she wun'd outta da names 4 dem, jist like us. Sum ub us don' hab no namz (jis kidin'). But remembah da Bird. Hoomom had no creative jooses dat week, so Bird iss weally called Bird. Ifn' we didn' haf namez, how wud Hoomom no who to yell at! Anyvay, we ben losted a long time! Did sumwun chanj Da Com Center & not send mesuj 2 da faithful AITs fwum KA? Vee luk'd & hunted evwyweah, but Holidaze got in da vay & vee vuz fwaid da Hoomans wud c us so vee hidin' out heah! Eben in da dezert, deah is da deep poison white stuff & lotsa mud! It evwywher.

For Chwismus, AIT Ybba (wit da back weggies dat no wuhk) gotz da mos! Hoodad weally wuf her a lot. Hoomom buyd her sleep sak vit faux sheepzvul in it; it has top & bottum & 'cuz Hoodad calz her his Turtle, she sez it her turtle shell. She lub da cavez moah den any dog vee eber seen. Hoomom also buy'd a purse for Hoodad 2 cawwy Ybba in so kin tak her wit him evwywer. Vile vee ben losted, vee ben doin' short mizhunz. Da Gooses & Da Dux is letin' down da gard soez vee ben' sneakin' up on dem 2 C ifn' vee kitch vun, vee kud sher it wif da uddah AITs. :rofl:

Oh, vee hear statik on da wadio. Vee sink Lonewolf twyin' 2 weach us but da statik 2 stwong! Da vind is feers. Vee need adbisorz to call wit da drekshunz ifn' dere is noo com center; vee hope u kin hear dis mesuj. Vee vil twy 2 compweat da mizhunz in da face ub da feet. [Code] Vee needin' 2 hear fwum AIT Peas & Dot cuz vee got last instwukchunz fwum der. Hearin' in da statik sumvun kal'd AIT Cactus twyin' 2 gib us hintz & tok us in butz vee not sur if kin twust! Don' no any AIT Cactus. Kin sumwun bwake fru da enmy linez & git mesuj 2 us?:thanx: Speshl Code 4 Radio is: AITs Latvia (Code gotta staht wif 12th lettuh ub de alfbet cuz 12 AITs Fwum KA) powtin' out! Hopin' 2 hear. Code Name: :party6: X :party6: = Latvia [Dirty Dozen]

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in...

Holizays waz fun in general but I did not rezeive zee Barbie Jeep I requested fwith which I waz suppozed to go efery vwhere I fwant zoing mizzions without freezing my pawz. I got an ozher ztupid coat but yeah, it fwill help to kee me warm *le sigh*.

Az a good AIT, I stayed around zee oomans the more I can to catch all zee food they dropped zon zee floor :cheer: which inlcude cheeze, bread, veggies and fruits *hmmmm* :happy030:

Since yezertday, I try to catch up on all zee dodo I missed by watching zee oomans eating all zee time :sotired: after this post, I may be out for quiet some times to rest, ready for some other perillous mizzions.

Zee French North Pole is getting very cold... I weepeat, Zee French North Pole is getting very cold :afraid:

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:
:sleep004:

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll weportin'

Ve visit ze gwama for ze holidays. Ve takez ze time machine to ze cave of ze grama. AIT DD sayz it waz scary. AIT DD was in ze "car seat" in ze front of ze time machine, and saw ze poizin white dwops and ze udder time machinez in ze ditchez, AIT BB was in ze mini cave in ze back of ze time machineand notz seez zis).

Ve have ze buzy Chriwstmas too. Ve chased ze trims at ze auntie's cave and ve findz ze little pwezzies under ze twree IN ze cave. Ze hoomom sayz no big pwezzies, coz ve already gotz ze new clothes and AIT DD getz ze new vwheelz.

AIT BB almost got ze cheeze tray. He sneaked up on ze sofa and was on ze tippy toes, wreaching out for ze cheeze tray, whenz ze hoomans moved ze tray!! :cussing: (not fair, ve only 2 little doxies and ver waz 5 hoomans vatching ze twray) We bofth give Auntie Ruth zee l@@k and getz ze cheeze (and ze turkey) in ze kitchun.

Ve found ze best tweetz if you sit under ze special "high chair" of ze miniature hoomanz. Ze little onez dwop ze best tweetz at ze "dinner table". Ve gets lotz of ze turkey from ze mini hooman in ze "high chair".

Ve cummed back to ze home cave today. Ze hooman makez ze stop on ze way. She load ze time machine wifth ze tweats!!! She sayz Mr Kraft donated ze Milk Bones to ze rescues. We brings back 21 CASES of ze tweatz. :party6: :party6: :party6: Ze time was machine waz loaded. AIT DD had to take ze "Bobo" toy in ze "car seat" wif her, zer vas no woom in ze time machine. Tweetz in ze time machine and on top of ze time machine (Ze hoomom used ze roof racks for ze tweats and even put one case under ze mini cave of AIT BB)!! Ve use ze tweats to recwruit ze non doxie informantz to ze cauze!!! Ve showed gwreat wrestraint, notz to eatz ze tweetz ourselvez !!!

Ve visitz ze non doxie informantz on ze vay back to ze cave. AIT DD teach ze manners to ze golden, she getz ze souvenir (golden furz in ze moufth - ze hoomom vaz not happy). AIT DD no have ze vwheelz at ze time she teach ze manners to ze golden 2!!. She dooz zis wif ze wobbly legs only!!

Ve hearz ze hoomom talking wifth ze Auntie Ruth, and ve are not sure aboutz zis. Ze hoomom talked about ze big time machine coming and taking everything in ze cave and leaving the French North Pole. She said we might be moving to Ze "Motor City", near ze big tower in Ontario. Ve not want to leave AIT Bean La Doon, but ve know she will dominate ze French North Pole.

So, ve mights needz to meetz ze Ajints near ze "Motor City" or ze tower. help2: Our missun vill be to gather ze information, if ve leaves ze French North Pole or notz.

AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll ober and outs for now

[abiose]

AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll weportin'

Ve not want to leave AIT Bean La Doon, but ve know she will dominate ze French North Pole.

So, ve mights needz to meetz ze Ajints near ze "Motor City" or ze tower. help2: Our missun vill be to gather ze information, if ve leaves ze French North Pole or notz.

AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll ober and outs for now
NON NON NON it can't be :yikes2:
AIT Bean La Doon checking in... :(

Dear AIT BB and DD... how a tiny little AIT Bean La Doon will do wizhout you to take over conzrol zee French North Pole by all herselv alone :tears: PLUS... I waz gezzing along fwith AIT DD so good that she became more zhan an AIT to me, we were friends :hugs1:

Pleaze... do efery thing you can to ztop thiz tranzfert... I weepeat, do efery thing you can to ztay fwith me :sad3:

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

how a tiny little AIT Bean La Doon will do wizhout you
Pleaze... do efery thing you can to ztop thiz tranzfert... I weepeat, do efery thing you can to ztay fwith me :sad3:


AIT Barky Boy to AIT Bean La Doon: Youz size iz youz secwret weapon. Youz so smallz no hoomanz zees you. Youz conqwuered ze French North Pole before we was ze AITs. Youz go in ze wrestaurantz and ze big silver birdz. Ve no dooze zat.

I zthinkz zat AIT DD and me vill be ze courierz for ze cawse :anon: IF we tranzfert, ve vill be back lots to visit ze French North Pole. Ve no abanndon our frwiend :hug2: Ve RULE ze café !!!! :party6: :party6:

Ve have ze offerz alweady of ze caves to sleep in vwhen ve comes back to ze French North Pole. Ve try to make ze hoomom come back on ze rendevouz weekendz. Ve can bringz ze mezzages fwrom ze ajints and AITs in Ontario and takez ze anzwerz back wif us. Maybe AIT DD is supposed to live in ze "Motor City" coz of her vwheelz too :dunno:

For now, ve rest from ze dangerouz mizzun in ze poisin snow drops and vatch for ze TRIMs. Ve sendz ze mezzage vwhen ve knowz aboutz ze tranzfert. Ve likes ze idea of ze Kaliforneey Kwrew, use ze radio :rayz: :rayz:

AIT Barky Boy weportin out :snooze:

[Bailey'sMom]

Deah AITs: Vee iss Losted in Da vacuum of Com Ctr. 23; Is deah a noo Com Ctr.? Vee twied da wadio, butz onlee da static cumz akwoss. Da desert iss no pwace 4 da AITs twyin' so hard 2 kumpweat speshl mizhunz 4 da cauz. Code: Da fat iz on da speahwibz; I wepeat: Da fat iz on da speahwibz!
AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' Out - PWEAZ sumun' send us da map or twy 2 call on da wadio & tok us in! Vee ben losted now 4 daze!

[kerie0408]

I tink dere may be a woad twip soon. I tink I may be inbolbed in a go-for-a-ride. Dey keep sayin' dat dey hab to bwing blankie "faw tha dawg" and food "faw tha dawg" and toys "faw da dawg." If dey bwingin' all dis good stuff, must be sumfin' good. I hope is not da woom of doom. I hope is sompwace where I can do weally good mishuns den I can come back and be da hero of da DWD. We can hab big pawty and a poo-raid!

Ajint Silly Dog out!!!!

[Bailey'sMom]

AITs & Ajints: Dis is AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay; no vun is weadin our mesujes so vee no haf bak-up fwum udder Ajints; might be betuh ifn' vee disengage fwum da DWD. Ifn' no vun intwested in helpin' 2 reskew us, vut purpose of bein' an Ajint? Vee feel vee haf gibben bes years 2 da cause. Vee iss sayin' Good-Bye to all Ajints & AITs. Hope you hab good mishunz. AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' Out 4 Good!

[maddoxies]

To AITs frwum Kalifornney dis is AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll, ve readz you in ze French North Pole. Wepeats, ve readz you in ze French North Pole.

Headz, vwest, wepeats, headz vwest to reach Kaliforneey. Stop vwhenz you reach ze occean. Stopz vwhenz you reachz ze occean.

Ve have furdder newz 2. Iz definatez ve movez to ze "Motor City". Ve have one more meeting with AIT Bean La Doon before ve leavez ze French North Pole.

As AIT DD iz ze infurmations occifer, her mizzun will be to watch where ze hoomom packs ze fud and ze toyz (and ze diapers too). My mizzun will be to checkz out all ze hoomans who comez to buy ze appliances and tings we no takes wif us.

AIT DD gotz ze new vwheelz today!! :party6: :party6: :party6: :party6:
Ze poizzin ice dropz came last night, zo ve cannotz try ze vwheels outside. Tonight ve triez zem in ze cave.

AITS frwum Kaliforneey do not abandon DWD, ve readz you, wepeatz ze AITS in ze French North Pole wreadz you
AIT BB and DD ober and outz

[kerie0408]

Dear ajints fwum Kalifownaay--Me read your posts and your mishuns but sometimes me have mee own comm-you-nicik-ashin pwoblems. My hoomom hogs da computer. SHe jus be talkin' bout me all dee time so I think she should let me habb computer. Also, it hard for me to hep you becaws you wiv in Kallefornaaaya or whatever dat called. My mom been dere an it differnt frum da big apple, where I wiv. It isn't eben da same time dere. Can you belwive dat? It 5pm here and it some udder time where you are!!!! An' I nebber been to a dessert. If you was stuck on dee beach I could help you. I been to dose!! You doin' a berry good job!

Silly Dog Ajint!

[TDR11114]

Dis is AIT Wady Bug, portin in for me and Bwusie , and we have to say dat sumptin wierd is going on! We was sittin nappin de day after cwistmas, mindin our own buziness, when we heard dis funny noise cum from de great out doors. Now we knew dat it werent our bigger sisters, dey was in de house sleepin- hoomom had been makin sumptin she called fudge for de howidays, and the noise went off again! Hoomom and Daddad said dat de people next door have deese tings called "Roosters" dat have bee crowin at all time of de day, instead of jus de mornin time. Daddad is mad, cause big sis Connie caught hold of one of dose tings called a chicken last year through the fence, and he had to argue wit dem(de neighbors), cause he was afraid dat Connie would kill dem. He says dat if dey are dum enuff to have them next door to 6 dogs, two of dem Gweat Danes, den more power to dem! I hope dat dey not get more power tru de chickens and Roosters! Is dis a possibility?
Hopin everyone had a gweat howiday, and a happy New Year!
Dis is Wady Bug, and Bwue, ober and out!

[Bailey'sMom]

:thanx: Deah AITs Diaper Doll, Barky Boy & Silly Dog::cheer: :dizzy: :cheer: Vee hrd da com'yun-kashun & no vut U meanz by Hoomom tie up da 'pooter! Vee git so tired ub dat; she also tox bout us all da time & on top a dat, she vont da damned 'pooter. Vee vus needin' it weel bad. Onleest time she offn' it iss ven she chanjin' AIT Ybba cuz she not usin' veelz wight now! She ben sickee, but finawee gitin' ovah it! Vee shur is happy; ben very difcult 2 keep Time Masheen kleen ven u in da desert wif not nuf diaperz! AIT Bwadlee Von Baron vuz sickee too, butz he all bettuh now 2. AIT BVB also got da vwheelz! Vee gotz 2 git namz in 2 Little Bird! She kint keep twak ub da AITs ifn' vee don' okay da nameez wif her. She hass vewy sewius job keepin' da wekordz por da cauz! Vee vud not wantz dat sponsibiwity; vee has Hoomom dat notz hab da orgzashun skilz so vee can't do anysin' like dat kuz vee gotz 2 keep da Hoomom focust! Anyvay, vee is headin' vest - tank U 4 da helpeez - vee vus bout 2 D-spare! Nozeen eben 2 dwink in da desert & vee is vewy hungwy! Now, ven vee git home, vee vil check in 2 noo com ctr. & pull next mizhun outta da box. Vee are so vewy sowwy to hear dat da DD & BB r movin' to da Sitee wit da motors all obah da pwace, but you gotz 2 go wif da Hoomans. We iz so sowwy for AIT Bean la Doon; it bweakin' our heartz cuz she's such a tiny AIT; vut she gonna do wizout da 2 bakup AITs 2 meet wif? U kin still cmunikate wif da pooter! You kin contact us on da wadio! Vee likez U:hug2: & AIT Ybba not vont 2 feel she onleest GIRL AIT wif da vwheelz. Vee gotta go now; vee hearin' squawx on da wadio; tink vee hearin' da Lone Wolf; [haf da rest ub U notisd how he tinkx him COOL]?:rofl: Gotta wun! Da AIT Cactus may be a miroj! Wepeat: AIT Cactus may be a miroj! AITs Fw. Kaliforneeay Portin' Out - Music - Widin' fwew da dezirt ona horse vit no name; gotz 2 stop n smell da cactus & da Cottin' Candy Cane! Hmm - Hmm - ooo da da da - Hmmm - Hmmm - Hmmm!

[maddoxies]

Calling AITS Frwum Kaliforneey - Haz u reached ze home cave? wepeatz Haz u reached ze home cave? AIT DD is weady wif ze new vwheelz to comez to you if you needz ze helpz.

Pweaze let uz knowz when you are safe at ze home cave.

AIT BB outz

[Bailey'sMom]

help2: help2: Vee cannot beweev dis is hapnin' - vee gotz almos 2 da home cave (6 miles fwum) & vee cannot :pullhair: git kwoss da bwidj @ Ferndale; Vee lif in Humboldt County; it's been on da noos 4 a week. Da waduh is so high - our Hoodad & AIT Oob Oob has been wadin' bak & forf fru da waduh twyin' 2 move all da time masheenz & da big twailor dat movez da horsees. Vee can'tz go home wight now! Vee takin' da detour into field & vee que up here like da Mareenz! Vee vil eat da rashunz dat da Nashnal Guard hass @ da Bwidj! Ifn' tings gits anee wurs, vee goin' 2 haf 2 stoop 2 weely askin' 4 da help fwum DD but vee don' vont her vwheelz 2 git wet! Also, vee polojize 4 tokin' bout Lone Wolf tinkin' he kool; mights be needin' him 2! Dis vewy seryus sichashun!Vee also gotz 2 port on da mizhun cumpweated by AIT Ybba 2day.Da mouskeez wun up heah 2 git out of da waduh & AIT Ybba vait wif da mouf open; she iss da bwanna hunter! AIT Ybba catchez 2 mouskeez. Also, AIT BVB jis cum bak 2 da camp wif 2 MRE (meals ready 2 eat). Wow!Dis is gud! Has da roast beefeez, da biscit, da jamz, & da masht tateez. Also, AIT Chan Chu did pewimter chek & seed oprtunity 2 "borrow" :cheer: Army bwankee fwum Nashnal Guard boyz and :rofl: small tent 2 keep us dwy! Me tink doze r vewy gud mizhunz! :party6: Hope Adbisor Putty tinks so too. AIT KA Portin' Outz. Music - - Wadin' fru da waduh onda hors wif no name; Eatin' MREs all da same - - Hmm Humm Hmmm - da de doo dah - goin' Ves by Norfves now . . ..! Music pwayin'

[maddoxies]

AITs frwum Kaliforneey, AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll, we readz you 4x4.:cheer: Gladz to hear u haf de MREs, blankies and tent. Ve are impwressed wif zthiz mizzun. Youze gotz all that stuffz AND AIT Oob Oob helpin' wif ze horseez 2. Wemember ve are ze new AITs, but izn't ze mouskeez ze MREs 2? Ve do agreez zat ze roast beefz tastez better.

Vwhen ve zaid headz for ze water, ve no meanz zthiz. :dizzy:

Wif ze new vwheelz AIT DD can makez it obur de water (she haz de wife jacket too) and brings zee diapers for AIT Ybba, if youse needz zem. Ve no discwriminate against AIT BVB butz ve only haf girl diapers here. Our hoomom is afwraid wez might runz out of ze diaperz in ze storm, so ve has ze case of diapers in ze cwoset.

Ve understandz about ze vater. Ve got 17 inches of ze white poizzin flakes last week.

Ve will listen by ze radio ifn youze needz ze diaperz or ze uder zingz.

Ze AITs from ze French North Pole haz youz 6, wepeat, ze French North Pole haz youz 6 :karate:

Ve sayz our :pray:for youz
AIT BB and DD keepin' ze watch

[Mark]

Ahem . . . well, I *am* cool. But dedicated, to the death, to the DWD cause.

So, thanks, for the apology . . . stirred, not shaken. :D

I, LoneWolf, have dispatched our very best Siberian operatives to stave off the flood waters currently jeopardizing some of our most valuable Agents, AITs and allys.

The big-thaw is short lived . . . I repeat . . . the big thaw is short-lived

[Bailey'sMom]

Deah AITs DD & BB: Vee ben sinkin' bouts youz wunerful ofr 2 bwing us de supwize & vee feelz vee cannot turn dat down! AIT Ybba has rund outta da diperz; she stil wearin' dem eben do notz need dem 4 orijnal reezun! Now Hoomom putz dem on her 2 pwotect bottum cuz she scootz evewyweah in her mizhunz & gits botum sore! So - ifn' youz kin weely row in on da noo vwheelz (do day turn in2 da skeez like on da airpwanez?) Ifn' youz cum, we also need:MREs (2 cases jist in case vee stuk here 4 daze); battreez 4 da wadio;bulbz 4 da flashlight dat AIT Fatty Arfbukl smugld outta da Nashnl Guard tent; Xtra bwankeez; Big Umbwella; Lg. tarp (vee make in2 spare tent) cuz der B 12 ub us; Dwy sockeez 4 da vet footseez; rice & gr. turkee & chix brof cuz Ybba gotted spoilt ven sickeez; anysin' els U kin sink ub, & maybe booteez 4 AIT Chan Chu; he iz 1/2 Cheewawa, so he cwies ven da footseez gitz vet. We gotsta telya: Anysin' U donz hab woom 4, vee understan', but vee sinkin' mebbe, youz kud gitz pwomoshun 4 savin' da lowly AITs fwum dizastrus sit U a-shun! Bet Adbisor Putty wud gwadwee gib highest decrashun ub honor! Vee bak U all da vay. Rain iss weelly pourin'! Vee iss worried bout da AIT Oob Oob who am hepin' da Hoodad. Vee keep wadio on 4 incoming messuj fwum you Diaper Doll & Barky Boy. AITs Fwum CA Signin' Out
Music-Video kild the radio star; Dum da dee dum, da da dee dum dum!

[kpm_tex]

Dis is Agent Fuzzy Face portin in. Today Hoomom takes me an agent Baa Baa to Da Room of Doom. Agent Baa Baa had to go fur is usual stinky sacs but Hoomom says I have to go becuz it is my mid years exam. I did my bes to scare da white coats. I barks and growl at them. Hoomom puts me on tops of dis big metel table and takes off my leash so da white coat could holds me down to do my stinky sacs and see how hot I was by stickun this thing up where it don't belongs. Then, My big moment arrive...da white coat puts me back on the floor while da head white coat talking to hoomom... the one white coat open da door and I made a break for it!!!!! I ran out da room of doom and into what they call da Labs... I ran past and under everyone... I growled when day try to corner me... then I make another run for it down da hallway past da one white coat.. then the head white coat... then hoomom try to catch me and I go between her legs.... but at da last second she catch me... *sigh* I was almost free to terrorwise da wating room :pullhair: Hoomom spoilt all my fun. Now she also has to put drops in my ears because head white coats says I has some yeasty things in there.... agent Fuzzy face almost have a succseful ascape... But at least I made Hoomom and da white coats do some tricks to catch me!

Agent Fuzzy Face portin out...

Da white coats have no tweats... repeat.. da white coats have no tweats!

[maddoxies]

AIT BB calling AITS Frwum Kaliforneey, ve go to Plan B. AIT Diaper Doll can not make ze twrip. Ve forgots about ze zsnow herez. Ze snow dragonz cleared enough snow zat ze hoomom can move ze time machine (ve gotz 17 inches, whateber they are), but AIT DD can not get out wif de vwheelz. Ve are vorkin on ze skiiz for her.

Do not dispwair, ve have Plan B. Ve raidz ze purse of ze hoomom and have ze cwredit card. Ve getz back ze nice FedEx hooman vwhat brought ze new vwheelz for AIT DD and HE bringz ze packagez to youz. Iznt dat de goal of DWD, have ze hoomans do 4 us?!

Send ze coordinatez and ve are wready. Ve haf ze diapers, ze kibblez, ze tarp, ze golf umbrwella and ze doxie sockies. Ve also add ze onseyz for AIT Ybba, and ze wife jacket for AIT OobOob 4 his missuns wif ze hoodad. And ze battwries 2.

Ve are worrwied about AIT Ybba :hug2: , vwhy she scootz on ze grouwnd for ze mizzunz? Has her no gotz ze vwheelz wif her? Ve can zend ze orwiginal vwheelz of AIT DD if you needz.

Send uz coorindatez and if u needz ze udder vwheelz and ve send packagez wright awayz.

Iz too badz ve are moving, u could cum to uz until ze vater is gone, but ve no beez here.

:appl: to Ajint Fuzzy Face for ze wroom of doom caper. Ve haz neber escaped ze vwhite coatz, no matterz how much AIT BBvwiggles, he neber escaped.

AIT BB and AIT DD standin by 4 'structionz

[Bailey'sMom]

Deah Ajint Fuzzy Face: Vee hrd. weport ub ur mizhun ober da wadio & vee R impwest! Dat vus vewy bwave! Anudder suksesfl mizhun 4 da coz. 1 tink doe; ven U make foolz out ub da vite coatz, day don' gib da tweatz & sumtimz day eben pootz da stik in da butt xtra cuz day iss mad!Ver iss U now? Kin U help AIT DD 2 git supwise to us? Vee is stuk in a field 6 miles fwum home cave. It ben wainin' here 4 daze & home cave iss flooded all roun'. Vee cantz git deah & vee is holed up here until da waduh reseedz [kordin' 2 AIT BVB - dat word sound like Code 2 me] Vee needz hewps & AIT DD iss twyin' 2 do it alone! B carefl ifn' U cum; Nashnl Grd iss evwywer! Wepeat: Nashnl Grd. iss evwywer!
MREs is deelishus; wepeat: MREs is deelishus! AITs Fwum Kaliforny Portin' Out

[Bailey'sMom]

Sorry dis messuj is late but battweez 4 wadio vus low [B]& vee wite 2 Ajint Fuzzy Face Askin 4 Help 4 DD 2 Bwing Supwize & now pwanz change:rofl:
PLAN B: AITs DD & BB hass devewupt a pwan 4 da Hoomanz 2 send ze supwize by zee Fed Ex. Vee sinks dat is wunerful pwan & vee iss submittin' namez 4 pwomoshun. Mebbe 4 Ajint Almost status; vee no Adbisor Putty B happee:D :dizzy: vit pwan! Vewy innovatif!:cheer: :thanx: U R :angel: fwum da Hefans Abuv

Okay - vee ben sinkin' bout dis & vee :dizzy: check ze Majelun 4 ze cordinutz; its neber rong cuz uses da satlite in da sky:D Cordnut A: East Field ub Humboldt County nex 2 da Anteek Shop B4 U kwoss da Fernbrij-Cordnut B: Bisected by Route 242! Luk 4 da Nashnl Guard twukx! Vee haf 2 go cuz da wadio iss on; me tinks Hoomom iss PM'g youz Hoomom bout dem wvheelz. Hope so - vee gotz 2 git 1 more set 4 da AIT BVB. AIT Ybba hass noo vwheelz but day iss at da home cave. AITs Fwum CA Obr 'N Outz
Music::cheer: Theme Song Fwum Magnificent Seven! :cheer:

[MicheleS]

Greeting everyone! New AIT digger here. Crisis: The ducks will not stay in the lake... I repeat THE DUCKS WILL NOT STAY IN THE LAKE!

A little background: I live with my hoomom and hoodad in a townhouse on a lake. One of my ongoing missions is the make sure the ducks stay in the lake. If they get out, I go and chase them back, simple as that. Well, the nerve of them quackers! They are all over the yard and hoomom will not let me go out there. I bark and yelp, but hoomom does not seem to comprehend the seriousness of this mission. And when she did take me out, she only let me go out on a LEASH!!!!!!! What good is that, I ask you!!

But wait, it gets worse..... today I saw hoomom sneaking outside and supporting the enemy. That's right, she left bread crumbs out and even said "DROP IT" when I tried to clean them up.

Our security is at high risk...one of them is on the deck and hoomom says if I don't stop making so much noise, I have to go into my crate.

All agents out there, please advise, I repeat PLEASE ADVISE!! I'm sure you can all understand what serious breach of security this is. WHAT CAN I DO???????????????

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin in, Help! I am sewiously havin' trubbo wif de communicayshuns. I am needin' some kind of unscrambler, here, I unnerstand Agent Lone Wolf, an' Agent Little Burd, an most of de longtime Agents and some of de new AITs - but some of de French North Pole Agents and AITs - I jus' doan unnerstand. Who has a decoder or an unscrambler for me? My hoomom speaks a little French - but I am sure all Agents and AITs unnerstand why I can't ask her for help - dat would be a sewious violation of de charter! Agent Sleepy, over an' out! De poison dwops are fallin'! Repeat: De poison dwops are fallin'!

[kpm_tex]

Dis is Agent Fuzzyface portin in. Agent Sleepy we must agree with you. We, me an agents Wigglebutz and Baa-Baa can not understands some of these recent messages and we thinks they may be portant but we can not helps if we cant understands.
AIT Digger.. we are very impressed by you being able to scare off da ducks... it is mos troubln that your hoomom seems to be in cahoots! We will puts our fuzzy heads together and try to thinks of sumthing as a solution. Maybe hoomom is just Quackin up :sofunny:

Agent Fuzzy face portin out.

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in.

I guess I'm not zee international AIT I thought I waz so I'm sorry to all for my bad English az it's not my first language. :oops: I did try my best to vwrite correctly by just keeping a little bit of zee accent... I didn't want to put any confuzion. For now, I vwill remain silent to not disturb zee good work of zee other AIT and Agents.

I vwill do my best to be a good little AIT here in zee French North Pole and vwish to all of you who give their lives for zee cauz.... good luck and continue zee good job!:thumbup2:

Again, I'm sorry :sorry:

AIT Bean La Doon adieu :sad3:

[red haired girl]

Dis is Agent Michelin Man 'portin in. We's be needen all the AIT we can get! I's can unnerstand you AIT Bean La Doon. It takes me a extra second to read youse reports, but dey is worth de time. I wants to go to de French Norf pole someday.

I's thought I was der ober de Crwistmas time. We went in de time machine for 12 hours! I was at my granmas house dat is in one of de original colonies. It felt like de norf pole! Der was white stuff everywhere and I had to leap ober it to move! Too much white stuff! But de foods was extra goods. Dey haves places called meat markets! Oh my! I gets dizzy tinking about de smells and de sewection of stuffs for me to eats. I gots a chiken bweast dat was so big I shared it wif AIT Pitty Pat.

Sorry, AIT La Doon. I gots off twack tinking abouts de meats. We needs you an your weports. Pwease don't stop posting.

Agent Michelin MAn Portin out

[kpm_tex]

AIT Bean La Doon we agrees we need all agents we can get. We don't have many to spread da DWD message where you is. That's why it is so important that we make sure we can decypher your messages as we are unable to find a French Decoder books. Pwease keep up da good work and you will be a full agent of the DWD movement in no time!

Agent Fuzzy Face Portin out!!

Da hoomom is wakin up and da kibble is bout to flow. wepeat da kibble is bout to flow... we outta here!! :seeya:

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

AIT Bean la Doon, ve hadz ze same pwroblem wif ze accentz. I tink if you type slower iz less accentz. My hoomom haz ze same pwroblem wif ze French too. Andz if ze udderz have ze pwroblemz, I can tranzlate 2. I haf to tranzlate ze French for AIT Diaper Doll 2.

AIT Digger, maybe not to barkz until ze birdz get WEAL close, zen barkz like mad. If you scare ze cwrap out of ze duckz (literaly) zen ze makez ze messez and ze hoomom will apprweciate vatz you dooz. Iz just idea.

Ve half ze new pwroblem here. Ze hoomom is starting ze packing. Everything is disappearing, wepeats, all de things are disappearing help2: Ve half to hide ze toyz or sitz on them, or she vill pack them. Ve vatching ze fud too, to make sure she not pack that 2.

Ve thinks that AIT Bean La Doon should receive ze pwromotion soon to ajint. She is too modest. At ze last meeting vwhile ve vas under ze table, ve hearz her hoodad talking. When AIT Bean La Doon was in the Silver Bird, she escapes ze Sherpa Bag and vas vwalking down ze aisle of ze Silver Bird, takin ze orders for coffee, tea and dawg cookies afore ze hooparentz knewz she vas gone!!! Ve vas impwressed. She escaped wright under de noses of ze hoomans and takes over se Silver Bird. She tellz us of ze places called ze wrestaurantz 2. She goez der all de timez, ve nebber been der.

Ve no sure what is de procedure for de pwromotions, as ve is new, but AIT Bean La Doon iz berry, berry modest AIT.

Gotta goez now, ze hoomom is approaching wif anudder box, I hopez she no packz uz in it :facelick:

[abiose]

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

AIT Bean la Doon, ve hadz ze same pwroblem wif ze accentz. I tink if you type slower iz less accentz. My hoomom haz ze same pwroblem wif ze French too. Andz if ze udderz have ze pwroblemz, I can tranzlate 2. I haf to tranzlate ze French for AIT Diaper Doll 2.

AIT Bean La Doon checking in once more...

I do tape zlowly... I know I'm not zee best at zoing sentences, you know all zee verbs and vwriting rulez and I do my best to only uze a bit of zee accent but zee other AIT and Agents haz trouble to understand me and I don't want to put any trouble in the cauz as it iz too important :clap:

I vwill certainly still work hard from here... specially that you're going avway leaving me zee entire French North Pole... I have too much to do I won't give up now but may stay silent here to do not confuze any body :sad2:

Zee oomans are talking about visiting zee city of zee big tower sometimes so I vwill see you both and then we vwill exchange all zee informazions we got :gossiping:

"picking a long hair along vwith your treats isn't cool at zee after math... I weepeat, long hair aren't cool in zee after math :wow2:*ouch*"

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

ZZ - zz - statik on da wadio: Vee iss da Kaliforneeay AITs portin' in: Vee iss bewy woweed dat no vunz kin unnerstanz zee aksents so vee tinkin' datz maybe vee shud jist votch fwum a safe distuntz 'n twy to learn vut iss portunt 2 da caus! Vee notz twyin' 2 B diswespekful, butz vee no dat vee vus stuk in da dezrt 4 daze 'N no vun cum 2 wescue us help2: & vutz wurs iss no vun teld us bout noo com sentr:blush: . Vee vuss kolin' da old vun obah 'n obah. :sorry: Vee allus type kmunikashun in fonetix so day is simpler 2 unnersanz & vee tink ifn' U cantz unnerstanz us now, vut vil happen ven vee meet face-2-face! Pwoblem iss vee is 2nd cuzin' 2 Bean la Doon so vee has aksent 2. Vee ben tinkin' dat aneebudee dat kin unnerstanz da lone wolf & him bein' so kool 'n all pwobabwee kin nebuh unnerstan us. Vee twy all da time to gitz noo wee-kwootz so vee haf noo memberz.:thanx: Vee invite evwy-1 2 pway!:party6: tink ifn' notz 4 AITs BB & DD, vee kudza died in da dezert! Aneevay, vee is konfuzd :dizzy: Vee tink vee stay on da linez 2 da side & C how da udders doin' it B-4 pway agin'. Sides, vee gon' miss AIT Bean la Doon so mucheez, vee not shur vee kin git outta da bed:rofl: M U S I C
Wokin' fru da dezert on da hors vit no name; vee not seein' da Com Senter all da same -M U S I C- da da da- de - da da da - Lesson 4 Da Day:
Da Lone Wolf Be Alone - Wepeet: Da Lone Wolf Be Alone

Oh! Oh! Oh! Vee gottsa big secwet: Vee fwaid vee might haf to pwodoos da pikchur kuz no vun vil bleef, butz vee C wif da own eyes:
Da Wolf has da hair pees - yeah, iz twoo: wepeet: Da Wolf has da hair pees Dats vy he allus wer da sunglasses kuz he in da-skies! (Code words) AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' Outz - Goin' 2 Visit Bean la Doon :sorry:

[abiose]

AIT Bean La Doon checking in :wave:

I got many secret messages telling me that I can't leave zee cauz that eazy az I did raise my right front paw and gave my woof to zee Oath of Allegiance. I won't give up my promise and zee cauz became a big part of my life anyway so I'm stayin :jacks:

Now a secret tranzmission:
"Message received 10/4... 10/4 and zee video didn't kill the radio guy but zee radio stars I weepeat, video kill zee radio stars" :party048:

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

Ajints Long Tail, Silver Fox and Smooth Operater: dis is AIT Barky Boy. Me and my sister AIT Diaper Doll along vith AIT Bean La Doon are new AITs who livez in ze French North Pole. Ve are vworking bery hard wif ze accent.

AIT Bean La Doon is a fwriend, she has her own hooparents. Ve are leaving ze French North Pole soon :tears: and she vill be here all alone to carrwy on ze cauze. She is bery smart AIT and bwave, but she is tiny girl and vill need ze supportz of all de udder ajints and AITs to carrwy on ze cauze in ze frozen French North Pole.

Ve haz been thinking. Maybe AIT Diaper Doll and AITs Ybba and BVB frwum Kaliforneey should be made ze "Motor Pool" (coz of der vwheelz) Ve needz Ajint Adbisor Putty and Informationz Occifer Little Bird to adbise on dis. Maybe der are de udder Ajints and AITs who qualify for de "Motor Pool" 2 and ve don't knowz zem.

Iz late and ve are still avwakez coz of ze cwricket in ze vall - iz making ze cricket noizez and keepz uz avwake. Hmmm, cwricket for bwreakfast - maybe wif some Maple Syrup.

AIT BB weportin out

[LuckysMom]

AIT Peas A Dot updating on status of Opewation HamBone. De mission is almost compwete. Hoomom says dat I may have de hambone wif some bits of meat still on dis weekend. I did not know dat de weeks end but she says dey do. She says dat my informant and accompwice uhhh I mean helpwer may havdid de hambone de wady cwoss de road boughted over.

As I was twypin dis Kommunycation an enemy agent appeared outside and attempted to start a twiwight bark.

Repeat der are enemy spies near my home.

Oh and whoeber suggested typin swower was wight it does help wif de big words.

AIT Peas a Dot out

[MicheleS]

New AIT Digger portin in wonce moore. (i'm getting de hang of dis secret kode)

Sitoowation wif ducks is still desparite! Ducks still woont stays in da lake!! I tries to jump in after dem, Hoomom says i caint goes in da lake 'cuz she scared dare might be "allygabbers" there. Any Agents out der know what an "allygabber" is? I'm a weiner, fer crying out loud, WEINERS AREN'T SCARED OF ANYTHING!!!! Besides, I thinks it might be lotsa fun to play wid.

Hoomom still in cahoots wif da ducks. She puts seeds and breadcrumbs out der all da time now. She not appreciates ma barking all nite at dem either. What can I does to educate hoomom without compremising de cauz???

[abiose]

New AIT Digger portin in wonce moore.
*SNIP*

Sitoowation wif ducks is still desparite!
*SNIP*
i caint goes in da lake 'cuz she scared dare might be "allygabbers" there. Any Agents out der know what an "allygabber" is? I'm a weiner, fer crying out loud, WEINERS AREN'T SCARED OF ANYTHING!!!! Besides, I thinks it might be lotsa fun to play wid.
*SNIP*
What can I does to educate hoomom without compremising de cauz???

AIT Bean La Doon to your rescue, checking in :wave:

I don't know about zee ducks as zee only duck I ever met were in a lake and I won't go in zee lake made of acid drops :yuck: I didn't know that ducks had paws to vwalk vwhit anyway... Thanks for thiz information :thanx: I took note of it for future mizzion.

I know what "allygabbers" are :happy030:
I met with one last year while my mizzion in Paris:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/AIT.jpg
Those beast are cold and don't move at all so as a good doxie, of course you won't be affraid to meet with one :thumbup2: (note zee mask I vwear to keep intact my zecret identity) :cool:

For your last question, I would keep zee barking on as those vwalking ducks must leave your territory at any cost! Oh and pick zee crumbs while you're at it... you need zee crumbs and not zee birds... hmmmm dried french baguette crumbs :facelick:

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[abiose]

*SNIP*AIT Bean La Doon is a fwriend, she has her own hooparents. Ve are leaving ze French North Pole soon :tears: and she vill be here all alone to carrwy on ze cauze. She is bery smart AIT and bwave, but she is tiny girl and vill need ze supportz of all de udder ajints and AITs to carrwy on ze cauze in ze frozen French North Pole.

Iz late and ve are still avwakez coz of ze cwricket in ze vall - iz making ze cricket noizez and keepz uz avwake. Hmmm, cwricket for bwreakfast - maybe wif some Maple Syrup.

AIT BB weportin out

AIT Bean La Doon checking in... :wave:

Dear AIT Barky Boy and Diaper Doll... I don't know if it's inappropriate vwhit zee DWD to mix friendship with zee cauz :scratch:
We may be reprimand to take such actions but it's ok whith me as I love you as my friends too :hugs1: and I vwould have been unable to go through my latest problems without your friendship :comfort: ... :thanx:

Now... mushy time'z over... back to zee serious of zee cauz I weepeat, back to zee cauz :devil3:

AIT Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog here--I hab wee-turned fwum da wide in da time machine. I was in dere a long time. We went all dee way fwum Big Apple to Norf Karlina! We bisited my people's fwends. Norf Karlina berry nice, lots of mishuns to do dere and not so cold. When we were dere, da hoopeople celebrated a new year. My mishun was to conquer da buffay table. Dey had toikey slices an cheese an ham and salsa. Salsa smell good but dee hoomom pervented a full tasting. I conquered da buffet table, ebberting 'cept fer da salsa.

Hoomom says dat Salsa will make me wun for da border!!!!!

Ait sILLY, ON TO DA NEXT MISHUN!

[Bailey'sMom]

AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' In: Vee wud like 2 diskuss several ishoos vit da Ajints & AITs so vee kin all B on da same page; yestiday, der vus a messuj on da Brd.tokin' bout da Fwench Poodoze; me thotz (wif all due respekt) it vuss kinda had da help2: diskwim-na-shun obertonez :pullhair: & kud 2 ub hurt da feelins ub annee AITs dat is twooly Fwench, but now dat messuj hass ben wemoved, :rofl: possiblee by da Web Masters. I jis vont evwyvun 2 No vee jis pwayin' dis game cuz it is dee fun sing 2 do & vee like all da Ajints & AITs. Vee R vewy happee 2 see new AITs cumin' 2 join da cawz.:welcome: Wish Adbisor Putty had more time 2 donate 2 da cawz cuz she is fun.:cheer:
Aneevay, guyz, pweez all ub us twy 2 weee-member dis is jis a game & vee all vontin' 2 haf da fun! Vee (all 12 ub us) speshlee lub it ven der iss lotsa weplies & noo posts! It makes da game fun ven vee weelly interact wif each udder! Vee fwum Kalilforneeay jis vonts 2 pway wif respekt 4 all & vonts all ub us 2 jis haf good time. Vut U say?

Agent Silly Dog, vee iss vewy impwest wit da mizhun ub da buffay table; :party6: dat vuss vewy bwave ub U to conker it & ub kors, it vuss da perfekt hidee-hole! Did U use a D-skies? 4 U 2use. Do U gotz anee supwize [supplies] U kin shar? Vee vuss stuk in da flud waters 4 daze; finallee, vee rec'd supwize fwum AIT BB & DD & da waters vent down. 4several daze, my Hoodad vuss wadin' in 2 da cave cuz water vuss all ober! To Agents: Do U vont us 2 make da twanslashun page so evwywun unnerstanz us? Vee tok all da time in da fonetix butz wealize still sumtimes its difkult 2 unnerstan!

AIT Oob Oob Portin' In Fwum KA: Jis vontin' 2 port latest mizshun. Me & da Hoodad wade tru da votters 2 wescue all da animals @ da farm! Da votter wuss very high; up over Hoodad's knees. He cawwied me in 'n out; I wus vewy bwave. My mizshun vuss 2 help wound up da dux & da gosses. I didz.

I seed der iss noo AIT [Diggger] also twyin' 2 wound up da dux & keep dem off ub da lake! You iss MOST:welcome: here! Hint: U hass 2 bark vewy loud Vee wealize ur sich-ya-shun iss despwut butz U gotz 2 pweventz U Hoomom fwum cavortin' wif da enemee! Meebee she a covert operator! Vee vil chek da list & C - pwoblee notz butz vee need 2 B shur so U kin twust her jujment! Keep up da gud work 4 da cawz. Pweez keep da kom-yun-ka-shun lines open ven U in da field. Sumtimez an AIT is in da big silber bird & kin hear U ifn' U is sendin' out a portant SOS!

Vee iss outs in da field wight now! Da mouskeez litrulee run in2 our mouves cuz day twyin' 2 escape da high water! Dis almost not fair 2 da mouskeez! Vee spit dem out ven vee katch dem cuz day tasteez icky! Gotz 2 go. AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' Out PS: Hopes U all kin weed dis messuj; Twied not 2 use too much code wurdz Ajint Fuzzy Face: Ifn' U cantz unnerstandz, pweez PM me & I vil be gwad 2 twanslate :thanx: HAPPEE NEW YEAR EVERY1!
Music: Three LIttle Mice - - See How They Run - - They Cut Off . . . Music

[MicheleS]

Wow, AIT Bean La Doon, you goes on meeny internasional mishuns. Yous must gabber lotz of informations. Yous verrry valuble to da cauz.

Yes, de ducks gots paws to walks wid. They looks soooo funny wen day walks. I likes going in de lake after dem and to swim, but de hoomom doont liek me goin swim in de lake. She still skard of allygabbers.

:thanx: for de info on allygabbers. Dey not so bad and scary. Dont kno what hoomom is fussing 'bout dem. I sneeks out tonite and hunts for allygabber at de lake when hoomans go to bed. Dem I will plays and plays wid dem. Doxies very bravbe and not skared of nuttin!! I wills reportz back on de sukkces of dis mishun.

By da way, AIT Bean La Doon, de man on the talky picture box (hoomom saiz it a teebee) Say that der is a "Canadian Air Mass" coming down heer to Florida. We not likes it wen he says dat cuz means its gone gets coooooooooold. We not have the proper ekwipment fer de cold!! Stop sending us thees air masses, take them back, pleeeeze!!:rofl: :rofl:

AIT's from Callyforney: Yoos is verry brabve to deal wid de high wadders and rescues de animals. We hads high wadders last yer when de hurricanes come. I hopes dat de wadder is gone now. By de way, did yu finds de info on my hoomom? I dont thinks hoomom is a covert agent I just thinks she not unnersands de danger of de situashun. I tries to pick up de crumbs and de seeds befer de ducks get dem. Ducks on de farm is de friend but ducks in de wild iz de enemy!!

I thnks yous all and let yous know I is verry prowd to be part of dis caus. I hopes I does a good job and yous is happies wid my woerks. I wills repwort back on de allygabbers.

AIT Digger out

[maddoxies]

"Canadian Air Mass" coming down heer to Florida. We not likes it wen he says dat cuz means its gone gets coooooooooold. We not have the proper ekwipment fer de cold!! Stop sending us thees air masses, take them back, pleeeeze!!:rofl: :rofl:

AIT Digger: Ve no tinks ve can contwrol ze air masses (4 now) BUT ve can helpz vith ze ekwipment fer de cold. Ve no putz back ze cwredit card in ze hoomom's purse:eekdevil:, after ve send ze FedEx man to ze dirty dozen. Ve can send ze sweaterz and ze coatz. Ve liked ze mizzun of AIT Peas a Dot and vas tinkin of using it to order ze hambone for uz but 4 de cauwz, ve can sendz ze zsweaters instead.

Ve no sure zat AIT Bean la Doon haz ze good infurmations about ze abbygators. :chin: Ve hearz our hoomom talkin about ze abbygator zat gotz caughtz by ze hoomans. Ven ze hoomans open it, zer were only ze collarz of ze missing doggiez. Maybe AIT Bean La Doon haz ze photo wif zthiz abbygator AFTER ze hoomanz caughtz him. Zer could be ze good reazon zat ze ducks have left ze pond wepeatz maybe ze duckz knowz summfin about ze abbygator and ze pond. Be bery, bery careful if youz go to ze pond tonightz.

Ze cwricket is gone. Ze maple syrup makez it sweet, but no big tastee. Ve tinks maybe ze salsa of AIT Silly Dog would be good on ze cwricket. Ze hoomom sayz ve cwross ze border in few weekz:walking:, so it no matter if ze salsa sendz u to ze border 2, wright???? Vwould be good if AIT Silly Dog haz more infurmationz about diz. Iz we talkin ze same border???

Ve may needz AIT OobOob to cumz and helpz us. Ve are being flooded by ze packing boxes. Maybe she can helpz uz vwade true ze boxez. Ve can no longer do ze zoomies Wepeatz ze zoomies are comprowmised. AIT Diaper Dog haz ze trouble to getz through wif ze vwheelz 2.

Speakin of ze vwheelz, dooze ve now haf ze "Motor Pool"? Ve may needs ze skiis here, more white poizzin dwropz are falling.

AIT Barky Boy weportin' out
Music.... poizzin dwropz is fallin on my head ...... fade

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, 'portin' in.

Dis Officer is happy to report dat AIT Digger has officially been recorded on the roll of da DWD! Congrats AIT Digger. :welcome:

Dis Officer is also please to report da field promotion of AIT Bean La Doon to da status of FULL AGENT! Congratulation AGENT Bean La Doon!

Now for serious DWD business....Below is my personal 'port. Within dis 'port I will be explaining my current fear for our Cause. After my 'port will be listed some links. Da links are to be considered a Training Exercise fer ALL Agents 'n' AIT's. They are from our archived Mission 'Ports. Der is much goodly info to be learned from the exploits of da Founding Agents of da DWD! Some of these brave Agents have passed to da Bridge...many are still fighting for da Cause, even if we hear from them rarely. To all of da brave Agents, old and new...A big "EARS UP"...:doggie: ... in salute to yous!

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, Personal 'port:
Der is not much obvious activity to report from this location, Almost-Artica. My territory is covered with frozen white poison drops. I have not been able to locate the whereabouts of the crickets, hoppers ‘n’ croakers. I still suspect that the Felines are behind their disappearance. I HAVE been able to secure my territory 'n' da Felines do not dare enter! Dis was achieved with perseverance ('n' very loud GRRRRUFFFing) However, the crickets, hoppers ‘n’ croakers have NOT returned to da territory...repeat....have NOT returned! I am sorely missing da presence of da Feline Moonshine. I know dis sounds strange! But I do believe now, since her passing to da Bridge, dat she was indeed a Double Agent 'n' was our ally! Tho her activities were shrouded in mystery. I feel da DWD lost a valuable friend. :( Da Stranger Felines never dared enter da Territory while Feline Moonshine was lurking about. I fear Octopussy 'n' her evil band are gathering strength.....repeat.....GATHERING STRENGTH! Da reports by Newby AIT Digger about da ducks also indicates dat da birdly clans MAY be in cahoots with Octopussy. Ifin' dis is da case...we be in deep doo-doo.

Personal 'port ended.

Training Exercise Reading Material:
http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=3429

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=3427

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=3423

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=3425

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=3435

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=3416

Please, Troops...Maintain your vigilance! Da DWD must not fail!

Agent Little Bird, over 'n' out.

All dat sparkles is not yellow snow....repeat...All dat sparkles is not yellow snow.

[maddoxies]

:appl:Congratulations AJINTBean la Doon. Well deserved. :cheer: Ve feelz better 2, leaving the French North Pole under the surveillance of a full ajint.

Thank you Ajint Little Bird for the training materials. Ve wtries harder wit ze accentz.

Remember, if someone speakz wif an accent, it meanz ze knowz more than 1 language.

[willsana]

..Ve wtries harder wit ze accentz....
AIT Diaper Doll 'n' AIT Barky Boy, yer accents are very charmin' to a relocated Texan like lil' ole me. Up here in Almost-Artica some folks have trouble wit my accent too. Variety is a goodly thing in da DWD. We need Agents 'n' AITs all over da world ifin' we are to be dominatin' it!:D

Da ablility to be communicatin' is also needed to coordinate our efforts toward dat World Dominatin' thingy. Carry on, AIT's. We all be appreciatin' yer efforts fer da Cause!

Agent Little Bird, over 'n' out.

[MicheleS]

[COLOR="Blue"] I have not been able to locate the whereabouts of the crickets, hoppers ‘n’ croakers. I still suspect that the Felines are behind their disappearance. .

I sees de crickets, hoppers n croakers. Dey is down here now. Dey live in da lake by me. I sees dem all de time. I wonder if they the same ones. I know felines are gathering strength. My hoo-uncle houses da world's meenyest nasty cat, and I thinks she is thier QUEEN. I wills try to move ins for a better look next time my hoomom visits. I has to be carefuls as she has secret weapons!!

[abiose]

AIT...woops I mean Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wave:

Ohhhhh :happy030: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :happy030: Bweeee!!!

I make zee promize that I will be a good good Azent :D

Azent Bean La Doon out and sooooo happy :bounce:

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in... :wave:

*WHITE ALERT WHITE ALERT*
Zee baby snow dragon iz out being walk by zee guy. I zuspect that zee mama snow dragon isn't far so for all AIT and Azent located up in zee North, be careful if you're going out to no be sniveled by zee evil snow dragons :yikes2:

Today'z Up North recommendation... if you go out in the white stuff, walk with your tail up in zee air, I weepeat TAIL UP IN ZEE HAIR for at least show up the tip of it then we know you're undzer zee pile.

Azent Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay AITs Checkin' in: IMPORTANT Messuj 4 ALL Ajints & AITs - READ DA MATERIAL Agent Little Bird Posted: It's VERY, VERY Important For ALL To Do So To Support Da Cawz Dis Info Is Invaluable To Us Ifn' We Is To Present a United Front! Has Tips Vee No Can Find Anywhere Else.
Vee vil Port In later tonite; vee is soooo bizy weadin' all da info (weally, twooly) dat vee ben up 1/2 da nite. Need nap 2 proseed.HINT: It also handee 2 Make Listeez of ALL Current Ajints & AITs. Gotz 2 Go! Bwake iss Ober Bak 2 Weedin'. Californeeay Crew Ober 'N Outz

[maddoxies]

*WHITE ALERT WHITE ALERT*
I zuspect that zee mama snow dragon isn't far

AIT Barky Boy at ze keyboard. Merci Ajint Bean La Doon for de vwarning. AIT Diaper Doll chased avway ze moma Snow Dragon dis morning. She barked and barked and barked, until it went away. Ve vill be safe tonight from ze daddy Snow Dragon as we have ze overnight meeting with our golden infurmants. Dey is out in de country wif a big privwate yard, so no risk of ANY of ze Snow Dragon family 4 us. U B carefulz 2. Ve are giving ze golden infurmants ze final briefing be 4 ve leaves 4 de border (wifout ze salsa :sosad:)

Ve still thinkz ze baby Snow Dragonz wif de lights are scared. And ve all knowz zat ze scared critterz are ze most dangerwous.

Ve is vworried too, ve no hears from AIT Digger about ze mizzon last night wif de alleygabbers. Ve hopes AIT Digger is ok :crsfnger:

Zer is rumour zat ve getz ze new golden infurmant 2morrow. Ve vill confirm this and weport back.

AIT Barky Boy weturning to ze nap :sleep011:

[Marion]

agent oslo 'portin in... (tho da laptop keyboard is very tricky when i'm overdue for a nail-clipping, tho don't men-shun it to hoomom)

tanks agent little bird for very vital communicashun - we have re-read da archive material and are as dedicated as ever to da cause! ait peeky wants to know if all da hard work he's doing barking at the skwirrrels a.k.a. trims (and making hoomom loony which is just a bonus) has earned him the title of agent now, and a listing in da agent archives? He says pretty pleeeease too? He's my brudder and can get on my nerves but he's all over dose bad-news trims.

agent oslo signing out as the kettle is on...

[MicheleS]

AIT digger here. Misshun to find de allygabbers thwarted!!! :annoyed:

Hoomom woke up and I wuz caught in de act. She say if I sneeks out den da Animal Cops will takes me to da doggie jail. :yikes2: I couldnt tell her bouts de misshun so i hab to try again. I bees very very carefuls, tho. I not afriads of allygabbers, but I no like going to da doggie jail. I hears da doggie jail is :censored:

Hoomom says I doing too many zoomies, so she takes me to dog park. I gabber lots of informashuns there. I sees my friends ****** the Sheltie and ***** the Scottie. We worked on our combat skills and field trainings. I finds that der is a noo Doxie in the neiborhood. Hiz name is ****** and he from Peurto Rico. He nots speeks English so good so I needs a Spanish code book. I meets wif him Sataday and sees if he is good for recroot into da cauz. What iz de protocal?

AIT Barky Boy, youz be carefuls wif da credit cards from hoomoms purse. Hoomoms not likes it when you uses dem. I used dem to buy ekwipments and she had a :tantrum2: when she founds out. Man on talkie picture box sayz dat de "Canadian Air Mass" is coming, and it gets cooooold. Hoomom had to finds my sweaters and extra blankie.

I tries again tonite for da misshun to find de allygabbers. Any tips on staying out of doggie jail? Now I needs kibble and a nap.

AIT Digger out!

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavey:


AIT digger here.
*SNIP*
Hoomom says I doing too many zoomies, so she takes me to dog park. I gabber lots of informashuns there. I sees my friends :censored: the Sheltie and :censored: the Scottie. We worked on our combat skills and field trainings. I finds that der is a noo Doxie in the neiborhood. Hiz name is :censored: and he from Peurto Rico.

Prozocole iz to never menzion any names I weepeat, never menzion any names az it can compromize your secwet izentity :cool: Try and uze code vwhen menzioning your friends and keep zee good work looking for zee allygabbers and don't get fooled my zee dog police threat.


"Canadian Air Mass" is coming, and it gets cooooold. Hoomom had to finds my sweaters and extra blankie.

Just want to unzerline here that zee "Canadian Air Mass" iz nothing mine or AIT Barky Boy and Diaper Dolls fault but keep in zee mind that digging unzer zee blankets is good I weepeat... pile of blankets are good :thumbup2:

Now I should return to wait for my papa alpha's arrival... He's alzo a man of miztery az he go vwork every week in zee US country... he'z a good ooman my papa alpha but not enough to serve zee cauz az he'z only ooman :rofl:

Azent Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here. I verry verry sorry bout dat. I not wants to hurt de cauz. I wents back and edited my communicashun to takes out de names.

:thanx: for the info about de blankets. Any other info about what to do when it gets cooooooold? I thinks the gooses is bringin de cold air down here.

[abiose]

AIT Digger here. I verry verry sorry bout dat. I not wants to hurt de cauz. I wents back and edited my communicashun to takes out de names.

It iz no problem, you rectified it quick which iz good good :D


:thanx: for the info about de covers. Any other info about what to do when it gets cooooooold?

Snuggling vwhit zee oomans should be a must I weepeat... SNUGGLING VWHIT ZEE OOMANS... uze zee pitiful cute doxie eyez(tm) for this mizzion :cheer:

Azent Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

AIT digger here. I finds that der is a noo Doxie in the neiborhood. Hiz name is ****** and he from Peurto Rico. He nots speeks English so good so I needs a Spanish code book.
AIT Barky Boy, youz be carefuls wif da credit cards from hoomoms purse. Hoomoms not likes it when you uses dem. I used dem to buy ekwipments and she had a :tantrum2: when she founds out.

Ve have ze spanish code book. Is multicultural cave here. Ve have ze disks to learnz ze spanish 2 if youz needz it.

Tanks for tip about ze cwredit card. Ve thoughts after ze new vwheels for AIT Diaper Doll, hoomom would not notice ze little charges. Ve putz ze number under ze mattress in ze personal cave of AIT Barky Boy (se hoomom callz it ze crate), just in caze of ze emergenciez again, like wif de Kaliforneey Krew and putz ze card back in ze purse of ze hoomom. :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: for ze tip.

AIT Digger: AIT Diaper Doll haz been to ze doggie jail. She sayz iz NO GOOD. She almost died there. Dat woz coz she no had ze name tags and coz of her special needz.So makes sure you have ze name tag wif de phone number just in case. Ve needz you for ze cawse.

Oh Oh, iz time to change ze diapers of AIT DD, I must alert ze hoomom

AIT Barky Boy obber and outz

[Bailey'sMom]

AITs Fwum Kaliforneeay Portin' In::dizzy: And vee vont 2 say :welcome: 2 our spy contact fwum Puerto Rico; he iss deep, deep under da cubberz! Vee vuss hopin' AIT Digger kood make da contact wif him @ da dog park, cuz he lives da closest. He B portin' in next week. Hopz no vun gib avay his D-skies! Now vee has 2 pwactiss his langwuj 2 hep unnerstan him! :pullhair: Hoy hablamos espanol pero en Lunes, hablamaos Zee French. :rofl: Translation: Today, we speak Spanish but on Mon., we speak French. Anyvay, vee iss goin' 2 pwactis da Spanish - vee vil haf 2 borrow da Code Book fwum AIT BB. Right now, vee needz 2 check in wif da AITs notz hear fwum in daze 'n daze,:cheer: Agent Michelin Man, Agent Sleepy and AIT Dragon, Agent Peas a Dot and Agent Silly Dog. Vee need guy-duntz fwum Agents Fuzzy Face, Baa Baa, Wiggle Butz {Is Ur Hoomom still Quackin' Up?} & Adbizor Putty. [Vee iss afwaid she iss still wurking on da Cwissmus Pwesent fwum da Bee-shon Frenzy. Vee iss worreed bout Ajint Silly Dog; iss U still eatin' all da tweatz U got 4 Cwismus? Ifn' U notz keerful, it vil B difkult 2 skweez fru da tunnelz 2 eskape ven iss necessary! Vee vonted 2 say vee vuss vewy hapee: 2 C Agents Oslo & Peeky portin' in. No day ben bizy wit da TWIMS. Now 4 da Port:
[B]Umberella Caper[B]:
HINT: On 12'24 @ 6:28 p.m., Lone Wolf, portin' in from Siberia, sayz:
Flying Dogs Cannot Bark Without Umbrella - He say dat twice. Dat was code; vee has bwoken da code.On 12-30 at 7:48 p.m. vee rekwested Umbwella & AIT BB Fed Ex'd a Golf Umbrella 2 us by using his Hoomom's Credit Card. On 1-4, vee sent Umbrella to AIT Digger so she kin bark ifn' udder dogs start up a twiwight bark,:party6: cuz now she has da Umbrella. Dat was a big mizhun and rekwired a lot of D-ciphrun ub da Code. Dis vee called da Umbwella Caper. Vee vontz 2 tank all da AITs helpt wit dis Caper.:thanx:
Vee iss hopin' Adbisor Putty vil C dat as positif steps 2 eventually gettin' a pwomoshun for AIT Bradley von Baron, cuz he vus da vun dat decipher it.

Dat mizhun tooks a lot outta us. Now vee gots 2 rest & vee letz Bean La Doon 'n Digger 'n da udders carry on. Vee B back day after tomorrow wif (hopefully) new mizhun kumpweated. [If dis Code still 2 komplicated, pweez adbise us; notz vont game 2 B more work :pullhair: den fun! :party6: Okay.
AITS Fwum Kaliforneeay Ober 'N Outz

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in help2:

Thiz follow may conztitute my lazt mizzion. I heard that tomorrow, I will be thrown in zee cold French Norht Pole forest to follow my oomans who came with thiz stupid idea of walking on the white stuff with their new white stuff shoes for crazy enzertainment purpoze only :no:

While there, my goal is to look for wild beasts az evil trims, birdz or any danzerous species to chaze and stocking on my bones supplies :party0021:
Even if zee mizzion is noble, being zee little nicked tummy Azent I am, I'm not sure if I will come back from thiz mizzion alive or frozen az a wiener popzikle :afraid:

I did a back up all zee secwet files I own, ready to sent to zee DWD quarter if I dizapear... since then, I may nap the mozt I can :sleep011: and catch as many treats possible :eating: and if I'm not coming back here, tomorrow before midnight...

I SALUTE THE CAUZ :happy030:and all of you dear dear AIT and Azent, keep zee good work :thumbup2: I will mizz you all guyz :love0059:

Adieu... Azent Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll weportin in. (AIT Barky Boy is 2 busy playing with the boy goldens to weports, so I haf to dooz it).

I tried eberything to getz ze catz. Ze hoomom putz me on ze dinning wroom chair coz ze floorz are cold here while she was eating her dinner and I madez it up on ze table (a major paw(feat) considering my back leggies dont work good). I vwas almost acwross ze table to one of ze catz when ze hoomom caughtz me :-(

Azent Bean La Doon, I am confident zat u will returnz from ze expedition tomorrow. You are ze expert at ze l@@k. I am sure zat u will rides in ze hoodad's coat and stay warm.

Ve vill be lonely wif u gone and ze Kaliforneey Kwrew on ze mizzun 2. Ve are having ze last meeting with our golden infurments, but it is really an excuse for AIT Barky Boy to play in the big yard with them. I am stuck inside with ze hoomom, boorrinng !!! :sleep011: I hope that Silly Dog, Fuzzy Face, Digger, Oslo and ze udders vil weportz in.

AIT Diaper Doll going to putz ze new golden rescue boy in his place (he is SO fat, does anyone need a coffe table wif fur???)

Ober and outz

[abiose]

AIT Diaper Doll weportin in. (AIT Barky Boy is 2 busy playing with the boy goldens to weports, so I haf to dooz it).
*SNIP*
I madez it up on ze table (a major paw(feat) considering my back leggies dont work good). I vwas almost acwross ze table to one of ze catz when ze hoomom caughtz me :-(
*SNIP*
AIT Diaper Doll going to putz ze new golden rescue boy in his place (he is SO fat, does anyone need a coffe table wif fur???)

Ober and outz

Azent Bean La Doon copie that :D

I'm impress by you azility... you jumped on zee table :cheer: even with my good pawz, I waz never able to attempted that so BRAVO :happy030:

Az for the gold dog... I have zee good idea :sun_smile... with a bit of makeup, we can make him looking like me then I will stay inside tomorrow throwing zee other dog with my oomans which if zee makeup'z good, will not see zee difference and by the same time, will give you a break from him :D

Every body will be happy then minus :bounce3: the gold dog :fierce:

Azent Bean La Doon out for an ozher extra nap :sleep011:

[kerie0408]

Ajint silly Dog 'portin' in----Need to know if diaper doll was serious in offering up dat Golden Ajint. See tinks dat a coffe table wif fur iz a gweat idear. My mom no let me on her coffee table an she would be jealous if I got a gold one wif fur!

My mom was gittin' weady to feel my dat dry food dat taste just wike a cardboard box. I know cuz I hab eaten many a cardboard box. I gabe "da look" and den she weached into da cabinet and pulled out a can ub my faborite stuff an fed me dat wif jus a widdle bit of da cardboard mixed in!!! Yummy!

Dat is Silly Dog's wee port!

[maddoxies]

Ajint silly Dog 'portin' in----Need to know if diaper doll was serious in offering up dat Golden Ajint. See tinks dat a coffe table wif fur iz a gweat idear. My mom no let me on her coffee table an she would be jealous if I got a gold one wif fur!

Dis guy SO big he is almost dining table size according to my hoomom. 115 pounds of golden infurment.

Wez feelz sorrwy for him. 8 years wif de family and zey sendz him to the SPCA coz ze not gotz time for him wif de kidz and bla bla bla. But notz too sorrwy for him, zat ve keepz him. Ve find him udder good home. Maybe Ajint silly Dog could get hiz hoomom to take in ze newest golden infurment? If ze infurment makes like ze coffee table, he could getz good infurmation !!!:cheer: :cheer:

AIT Diaper Doll going back for ze napz

[Bailey'sMom]

Oh My God? Oh My Golly! Dat wud B da perfekt D-skies - a coffee table wif da camwa in da leggeez, but wen U go 2 snap de pikchur, da coffee table moovs. Dat's purfekt. Vee gotta haf wun.Vee iss goin' avay 2 da konvenshun 2 C ifn' vee kin find a fancy noo wadio/camewa/microfone/time masheen. Vee heerd day gotz sings like dat der. Vee iss all excited! Vee vil buyz g@@d zings 2 support da cawz. Psst!! Digger pweez port in. Needz 2 tok 2 U bout Puerto Rico kontakt & did U gitz da Umbwella vee send U? KAait

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here!!

I no finds allygabbers, so misshun to hunt fo dem not a sukkcess. I had to avoid do Animal Cops so I not goes to doggy jail. Maybe I finds allygabbers when I goes out again. Hoomom still skared of dem.

AIT DD, I so sorry you were in de doggie jail. :kfrown: De big doggie down the street been to doggie jail, he said it no fun at all. I happy dat you out of there.

I gots de umbrella :thanx: . It very good for the misshuns. I sees if da new Kontact from Puerto Rico is at doggie park in da morning. Dere is a cheewawa dat can translate the Spanish. Can de Cheewawa be trusted? I not wants to compromise de caus or gibes away our secrets.

Air from de north pole come to here to Florida. It verrrrrry cold outside. Hooparents not has a heater upstairs so everbodies sleeps in de Living Room cave with de only heater. I gots my sleeping bag and I snugglz wid de hoomans like Agent Bean La Doon sayed to do. By da way, I hopes Agent Bean La Doon OK wif walkies in da white stuff toomarroo. Hooparents get de craziest ideas sometimes.

When I wuz on survalence misshum (Hoomom calls it "walkies") today, I checks all of the tree and telephone pole and fire hydrant for secret messages. I found dis message: "Racoon meeting ground nearby. Be alert!" I hab to check dat out. Hoomom not walkies fast enuff today!

Good job, Ajt Silly dog. De l@@k always gets de good stuff instead of de cardboard.

I gots to go gets readdy for sleeps now.

AIT Digger out.

[maddoxies]

AIT DD, I so sorry you were in de doggie jail. :kfrown: De big doggie down the street been to doggie jail, he said it no fun at all. I happy dat you out of there.

Thank you AIT Digger. Maybe I vaz not clear about my time in ze doggie jail. Dis was before I comez to my hoomom. She is bery good about tagz and collarz. Vwhen we cross ze border (still no salsa**sigh**) ze hoomom sayz ve getz ze microchipz too. Does dis mean we can hearz ze radio in our headz? Kewl!! No need batteries, like the Kaliforneey Krew.

I talkz wif ze new golden infurment. He is willing to be ze spy for us, but no camera in ze leggiez. He sayz we could put camera in ze tag on ze collar though. (pretty smart for a non doxie).

AIT Digger, I no getz ze "pee mail" coz I cant go walkies. AIT Barky Boy has to tellz me about ze pee mails after ze mizzuns. May when ze vwhite poizzin snow is gone, I can go for mizzunz in my new vwheelz and getz ze pee mail "first paw" so to speak.

AIT Diaper Doll going back to supervise ze golden infurments, weportin out

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :jacks:

Az you can see, I'm alive so perillous mizzion "thrown in zee great French North Pole forest" accomplished with suczezz :cheer:

It wazn't eazy... I almost lost my life freezing to death :afraid: but instead, I'm back with very uzeful informations

*TRIMS aren't sleeping in zee winter, they're quite active plus, I saw a new kind of trim of some sort... with no tails and long long ears jumping away from me and my crew. Oomans can slide gracefuly on frozen water and can alzo walk eazily on white stuff with their huge white stuff shoes and I saw other ooman walking with long long branches at their feet* :scratch: Oomans are very stange creatures :rofl:

Here some visuals from my mizzion... I did put leaves on my face to keep secret my izendity :D (just click zee link)

Thiz waz my no cold coztume... very not comfortable but kept me warm :D
http://www.abiose.net/ann/snow/snow-6a.jpg

Me far from any civilization trying to zurvive zee cold:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/snow/snow-3a.jpg

Me, for my zurvival, doing zee "doxie CUTE pity face(tm)" to my oomaman:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/snow/snow-1a.jpg

It vorks az my oompapa took me on hiz back for zee rest of zee ride :cheer:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/snow/snow-5a.jpg

I waz quite comfy in zee backpack with my fleece outfit, fleece blanket plus a sheep skin carpet :thumbup2:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/snow/snow-4a.jpg

Azent Bean La Doon... tired but happy to be alive... checking out :seeya:

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here

I so happy :sun_smile dat Ajent Bean La Doon is ok after dat peerolus misshun. She very very brave!! Exceelent vizuels! I not knows about de white stuff.

De new kontact from Peurto Rico not at de ron day voo point today. I hope he not captured by de enemy felines or de ducks. I looks for him on servaylence misshun (walkies) toomaroo. The cheewawa still on standby.

Hoomom takes me to the "doxie meet up" today. I sees many many doxies to gabber informashuns and sniff butts. I makes many noo contacts. I wuz suksessful in my misshun to protect the green frisbee. I also gotz a bone from de boy doxie by using my feminine charm!

Good news! Construkshun of the new Florida HQ is unnerway! I have a servaylence visuel for you of da construkshun:

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1132/4278980/8992484/124872558.jpg

Dis project being done in deepest secrecy. All de ajents and AITs can come to da HQ when it is done.

It time now for nightime servaylence misshun and potty break.
AIT Digger out!!

[gunther's mom]

This is agint adbisor Putty. The French North Pole looks so much like up here.I am so glad you survived yer mishun. My hoodaddy has been berry busy. He keeps the Silver Birds safe for hooman mishuns. Dis is no small task in SmallBunny where dere is lots of the slippery stuff.
Now I have a problem with my hoomom. She is working at cross-purposes with our mishuns. she has taken to buying fewine food for fwozen outdoor fewines. I see the can-dey is called" Fancy Feast." I am berry mad becuz I don't eben git Fancy Feast, just the carboard stuff day you guys always talk about too. Please adbise the adbisor. My feelings are offended.

[Bailey'sMom]

Dear Ajint Adbisor Putty: All-dough vee iss @ da kon-ven-shun, vee heerd U on da wadio. Vee kan no beleef U Hoomom! Dat iss consorting wif da enemy & vee tinks vee need 2 pull all da stopz 2 regain contwol of da Hoomom. HINT: Vee gotz da pwoblem dough cuz our Hoomom doin' da same ting. Vee lif on da farm & now she putz da big sax of da food out in da big huge tubs, a hole sack at once. She sez its vinter & day don't haf food 4 der babees. Now vee kantz afford da weely gud beef ribs dat she buyz 4 us evwy week. Vee goin' 2 studee diz mizshun seriyuslee. Gotz 2 stop dis! NOW! Emergencee. Gotz 2 call 4 back-up fwum da udder Agentz. Vil git bak 2 U Adbisor Putty. KA Krew checkin' out - - Music - A Little Bitty Tear Let Me Down - Music Spoilt My Akt As a Clown - - Music - Video kilt da wadio star!!

[Mark]

Good job done by breaking the code to our group in the California sector. :thumbsup: This was one of our most difficult codes . . . the encryption was intense. You are definitely of the DWD elite. :)

Take the banana and do unto others, then split . . . I repeat . . . Take the banana and do unto others then split!

end trans

[Bailey'sMom]

KA Krew Portin' In: Vee barely hear U Lone Wolf, sumpin' bout banana! Vee vil git da banana & makee da splitz? R we spost to share dem vit udder AITs? Wadio iss no vurking vewy g@@d! No-no-dat not it! Take da banana & spit @ da udders! Okay, vee gotz it. Do un 2 da udders vit nanna; spit ven day git close! Iss difkult 2 hear wadio kuz vee still @ kon-ven-shun; AIT Ybba ben outta contwol here; spenz lottsa $$ on tings like Majellun. Justifies
by sayin' vee neber B lost agin. Hopez vee hrd. mesuj krektly! KA Krew Outz

[LuckysMom]

Dis is a mergency. Da Hoomom has wearned to empwoy de l@@k on de hoodad. She did it dis mornin and gots what she wanted fwom him. He tooks her to buy her bweakfast.

I must of made mistake and weaked important information about de l@@k. Ifn you needs my resignation den I will turn it in. Pwease advise. AIT Peas a Dot out.

[Bailey'sMom]

Emergensee messajes allus cum fru loud 'n clear eben if da wadio isn't vurking very vell. Hear U loud 'n clear AIT Peas a Dot & ifn' vee kin hear U, I tink Ajint Fuzzy Face or Ajint Sleepy kin 2. Vee dontz sink U leak'd da secwet. Sumtimez da Hoomom alweddy knows & she dontz let on 'til she weely needz da speshl bwefust one day. Notz Ur fault. U vil C. Da Ajints in charj of dis kind of comm-yun-kashun vil B unnerstandin' of U & ur pwedikament.Good Luck KA

[kpm_tex]

Agent Fuzzy face portin in. AIT Peas a dot do not worry. The female hoomans has been using da L@@k for ages to gets what they wants from da male hoomans. They also employee other means of persuasion to get their way that some times even results in them gitten new shiney things to wear.
So fear not you have not compromised the cause... the hoomoms are just smarter then we thinks.

AIT Digger. Great work on the Flowida head quarters!

Agent Fuzzy Face portin out.

[maddoxies]

she has taken to buying fewine food for fwozen outdoor fewines. I see the can-dey is called" Fancy Feast." I am berry mad becuz I don't eben git Fancy Feast, just the carboard stuff day you guys always talk about too. Please adbise the adbisor. My feelings are offended.

Zey are ze fwozen outdoor fewines. Wemember zat when you are snuggied up warm inside. If youz feed ze fwozen fewines dis vinter, den dey can helpz wif ze TRIMS in ze spring. Ve know is tough, but tinks of zem as infurments. And ze cardboard stuff builds charactar (and muscles) for chazin ze TRIMS vwhen tings are not fwozen.


AIT Peas A Dot, ve no tinks dat you haf gived avway ze l@@k. Did ze hoomom roll over on her back and show her belly for ze rubs? If she did not, zen she no knowz our secwrets.

AIT Digger, ve too are impwressed wif ze new Florida HQ and ze swveater too.

Ve can weport dat de new golden infurment wrecruit is completely under our control. He obeys ebbery ting dat AIT Diaper Doll sayz :cheer: Ve haf perfected de coffee table D-skies too.

Ve must be usin wrong decoder ring, coz ve translated ze message from Lone Wolf and it was wrude. Can ve have ze right decoder ring pwease.

AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll tired and glad to be back to ze home cave.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger portin in

AIt Peas A Dot, not to worries. De l@@k of da hoomom is not de sames as de l@@k of da doxie. Two compwetely differunt l@@ks.

I no can do servaylence today and check de pee-mail on de trees and busshes. Hoomom is sick :ill: :fever: :sick012: today and no go walkies. I does extra zoomies instead.

I haves the very very good infurmashuns, valuable to all doxies: (listen close)

Dere is this thing call da "DVD's". Day make de DVD's with all the TV show on it. If you gets da DVD's, it makes da Hoodad sits in de recliney-chair for long long times. You getz lots of snuggles and cuddles, and mosts of de time, you getz to share de snacks, too. I repeats: All Ajents and AITs must get de DVD's for da hoomans!! :popcorn:

I hab to go help de hoomom get betters!

AIT Digger out

[kerie0408]

AJint Silly Dog impressed wif all the we-ports.

Da fofo-graff of da Florida HQ Kin-Struck-Shin looks beryy pwomising!!! We should all dig a HQ in our yards and inbite dee udder ajints ober!

Putty--My mom no feed da fewines. She 'lergic and she sed dat she no want to do nuffin' to make dem come around da house. I hep her so much becaws I chase dem away. Da nay-bor lady feed dem. One time, nay-bor lady asked my hoo-dad if we wanted to keep one of da fewines. He sed no becaws hoomom 'lergic. Real reason is dat I would have eaten da fewine!

Gib your mom da look when she gib you cardboard food. Wee-peat--gib your mom da look when she gib you cardboard food. Dere's canned food in dem cabinets!!!! Twust me!!!

[Bailey'sMom]

help2: Request To Select Names for Ze Secret Identities:
:rofl: Dis Is Da Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In Wif Da Names: Ifn' okay, Pweez PM Us.
1) AIT XXX XXX
2) AIT XXX XXX
3) AIT XXX XXX
4) AIT XXX XXX
5) AIT XXX XXX
6) AIT XXX XXX
7) AIT XXX XXX
8) AIT XXX XXX
9) AIT XXX XXX
10) AIT XXX XXX
11) AIT XXX XXX
12) AIT XXX XXX
13) AIT XXX XXX
14) AIT XXX XXX
Vee respectfully request to haf deez names as our AIT identities. Vee haf pre-
pared a paper wif da invisible ink dat vil go poof wifin 11 secs. uf U readin' dis.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy portin in.

Ze "Coffee Table" infurmant has developed ze bad cough. Dis is code to tell us he has infurmation. De udder foster cave is bringing him to us tonight. Ve vwill weport back wif de infurmation.

Just wanted to give ze alert now, infurmationz is coming. But wif ze moving boxes, I dont know where ve putz ze extra "coffee table":rofl:

AIT BB out

[Bailey'sMom]

:party6: Yes, vee gotz no bananas, vee gotz no bananas today:party6:
Hello: Vee sink vee gotz 2 tell U our sekwet code cuz Agent Lone Wolf has ben tokin' 2 us:pullhair: so vee haf kumpweated a gwate & wunnerful mizsun 4 all 2 enjoy. Vee vuss tinkin' dough boutz da drekshunz da Wolf B gibben. Vee is worreed bout dem bein' wrude.Vee called up da Digger & he is bwingin da Umbwella jis in case da Wolf iss a dubl-ajint! So, diss is vut he sed 2 do: Vee is sposed 2 git a big bunch of dem nannas. Vee iss 2 choo dem all up;
. .. Music - U leeb dem in da waduh & U choo dem all up! - den, da Wolf say 2 run past da udders 'n spitz da nannas on dem. Vee did dat, but den vee C da Wolf :rofl: lafin' his patootees off & vee tink we've ben had! :pullhair: So, now vee R weelly mad. Vee tinkin' ub gittin' even. Vut kin vee do help2: 2 git eben wif dat wolf??:blush: Vee goin' 2 meet da infurment 2-nite wif AIT BB - C ifn' he kin git Agent DD 2 hep. Vee needz da Boo-pwintz on da strukshin job so vee kin hav da noo [:pullhair: 1/4's ]2 Okay: In da bwaketz vus da noo code-(vut da wurd?) - Contakt fwum Pu.Rico must B able 2 tel us; uddervise, he ees da covert! Digger: Cum in - skreeech - da statik on da wadio ees terribl. Vont 2 tank evwy1 4 da helpz. :thanx: AITs [KA Krew] Signin' Outz - Music - Singin' Day-O - Da - Day -) Ooh - Ooh - Pikin' de bananas & vee hidin fwum da Wolf - Daylight Kum & vee goin' 2 go Ho o o om ! Day - OH! Daylight Kum & vee Gotz 2 Go Home-

[Mark]

Wolf here . . .

Double Agent?? Rude? How could any of you think that of the agent (me) who has taken the baton from 00K9 and OU812! And if any of you think so . . . then you have another :party6: banana :party6: comin. ;) Besides, how dya know this wasn't a test for you AITs? Heh! :D

Hmmm . . . it seems to be getting colder here in Siberia. :rofl:

Tin roof . . . rusted, I repeat, Tin roof . . . rusted!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

I tries to thinks of de meaning of de code. I try to make Banana Split, but hoomom sayed I no can have ice cream caus ice cream bad for doggies! So, I not knows. :dunno1:

Hoomom feeling a little betters now. I gabe her lots and lots of kisses caus doggie kisses kill germies that make hoomom sick!

I still not see the kontact from Peurto Rico at de dog park. I thinks de felines done captured him, or maybe de ducks, if so dis is very distressing, please advise.

DVD's still make de hoodad sits in the recliney chair and snuggles. I tell you, you habs to gets de DVD's!!

Hab to go see what dat barking outside abouts!
AIT Digger Out

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll weportin.

De new infurmant bwroke ze code :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Is rendezvous at de ice cwream store here in ze French North Pole. Dey have ze special ice cwream just for doggies!!!:party6: :party6: :party6: :party6:

De "Coffee Table" seyz de mezzage is to meet at de ice cwream store, snif de butts to be sure is ajints, pass de mezzages and den leave.

AIT Diaper Doll weportin out

[willsana]

AIT Digger: Great job on the Florida HQ! Dis is goodly news. This is one indication of the might of the DWD!

CA Crew: Thank y'all for the update info for da records. On a side-note: Do not be questionin' the operations 'n' instruction given by esteemed Senior Agents such as Agent Lone Wolf! Ifin' y'll have been doin' your readin' of da Archives you would realize the import role such agents have played in da developement of the DWD. I be knowin' dat Agent Lone Wolf needs no defendin' by dis humble Agent.

Agent Little Bird over 'n' out.

Glitter on the front porch....REPEAT....Glitter on the front porch. :party005:

[Bailey'sMom]

:thanx: To: Agent Little Bird 4 Recordin' Da Noo Nameez In Da Record Book
Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In Finally Wif Da New Info 4 All 2 Read.
Dis hass taken us many moons 2 figger outz all da new codez. Ben busy decipherin' & 1 time, blamed da Gweat Lone Wolf :blush: 4 our problemz. Da enmy iss vewy sneekee :eekdevil: but now vee bak cookin' wif da fire! Da Lone Wolf iss our hero :blush: 'n vee tink vee unnerstand da codez now.
Da tin roof is rusted = day lifs in Ferndale wif da fog - Dat us!
Glitter on da front porch = It's time 2 party - :party6: Dat ALL!
Ice Cream iss on da front porch wif da glitter & it's rustin
Ven vee gotz all da clues 2-gedder, vee vent & kumpweated da mizsun

Vee twikd da fewinez in 2 cuming in 2 da yard 2 eat da goodies Hoomom put out zer. Ven day showed up, vee chased dem all da vay 2 da ocean. :thanx: to every-1 4 all da help2:

Now, vee leave da code 4 udders:
Da hay iss in da barn wif :angel: Repeat: Da hay iss in da barn wif :angel:

Vee gif clues later ifn' U :pullhair: Ober 'n Outz - Kaliforneeay Krew

[Mark]

The Kaliforneeay group is proving to be real DWD Agent material . . . so far!

These have been preliminary exercises . . . now for the *real* codes and **assignment**.

The Siberia group built the barn, the horse ate the hay . . . and there is no sign of :angel:

The banana did split because of the rusted ice cream on the tin roof . . . BUT . . .

East is east - and - West is west,
but icecream has no bones. :dizzy:

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wave:

*slant head on the right... slant head on the left* and repeat...

Should I ask for my rezignazion from zee Azent status to return AIT? I feel I'm not competant enough to unzerstand zee code :sorry: (I did my homework looking at zee training exercize reading material but still :dunno:)

Being French North Polian speaking doggie, it is hard to follow you (and I know it's hard for you to follow me too) and I won't be an anchor for zee cauz. For a week now, I'm craving zee banana :party6: and I think it wasn't zee goal of zee mizzion :banghead: (and still... I'm zoing zee look to have a banana but oomaman does't understand it even if I'm pretty good at zee look :D )

Even if I don't unzerstand zee latest mizzions... I keep productive!!!
I made a team with my cat (oui oui, I own a cat) which should be named "Black Plague" here. Black Plague did master zee opening of all zee doors and zee refrigerator's door is no secwet for him :coolcool: which was open thiz morning and Black Plague brought down a big piece of cheeze which I took from his claws , letting him none :bad-boy:

Zee cheeze dizapeared vwithout a trace I weepeat, zee cheeze dizapeared vwithout a trace *BURP* :eating:

Azent (or AIT) Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Putty here- I is also berry baffled. Maybe i is more of a right brained than a left brained dog, -maybe dat is why I am not good at dis kind of code.I am in a somewhat perilous situation here up North. Simply cannot go out. We are in need of some serious snow dwagons here. But as far as Ice Cweam on da porch wit glitter.. rusting. Couldn't be or I woulda et it by now.
Oh and thank you all for helping me through me turmoil re my hoomom feeding da fewines. I wuz jest caught up in a moment of jealousy as dey was getting Fancy Feast, and I, cardboard.
I hope I am not beeing rude to da "cause"- I wespect da code-just beyond my capabilities. I am twelve now-I hope it is not cognitive decline. I don't sink it is because I am generally a pwetty crafty senior.

[maddoxies]

I is also berry baffled. Maybe i is more of a right brained than a left brained dog, -maybe dat is why I am not good at dis kind of code. I am twelve now-I hope it is not cognitive decline. I don't sink it is because I am generally a pwetty crafty senior.

AIT Barky Boy weportin' We understand Ajint Putty. Our hoomom is da same - right brained in a left brain profession (accounting). And ve too had ze probwlems wif de code. It was ze coffee table who thought he understood the mezzage. Ve were baffled too, but ve are not to worrwied about it. Each ajint and AIT have der own talents. Ve cannot all be experts in everything. Ajint Bean la Doon is ze Silver Bird expert and bery, bery good at ze l@@k. You seem to be ze expert in perwimiter security. And as AITS, ve benefit from your experience and wisdom.

Ve had no idea u r 12. You are bery active. Ve could never tell your age from your weports. Ve can only guess at age of AIT Diaper Doll. Ze vwhite coats cannot agree. Ve have guesses from 6 to 9 years old. So ve no tink ze "number" is important.

Our hoomom is bery busy making a big mess in ze cave. She is putting all our tings in boxes and muddering about easier wif matches ??????? Der are boxes eberywhere. Anyways, she is distracted so I (AIT Barky Boy) may have ze opportunity to get out and chase ze snow dragons. If I do get ze chance, I vill chase them your way.

Ze coffee table spy has been sent to ze capital of Canada. Ve hopes he does better as spy there then he did at bwreaking ze codes. AIT Diaper Doll checked out de family bery carewfully before ve lets him go.

Is bery cold here today -10F. I tink I will join AIT DD under ze electric blankie for anudder nap

AIT Barky Boy weportin' out from ze French North Pole

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, all girlie and guy Agents and AITs! Dis is Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in. We do not get dat glittering stuff here dat several Agents hab been weporting, but we do get dose poison dwops - and we got some yestiddy! My hoomom was mutterin' about da spots on de time machine.

I am bizzy countin' de breakfus bizkits in my box, and it's lookin' a little empty! I must be sure and give Hoomom da L@@K when she feeds me - soon? - because nodog wants to be starvin' at brekfust!

AIT Dragon came over wif her hoomom de other night just after dinner, and de hoomoms trade tapes of dere soap operas. I fink it is a show called "De Young and de Westless". AIT Dragon and I must inbestigate dis, because it may be some hoomom secret code. Dis is de only misshun we are workin' on right now, because eben dough southern CA is not dat cold, dere is snugglin' to be done!

Agent Sleepy ober and out! De blankie is warm. Repeat: da blankie is warm. P.S. My hoomom sez I am left- and right-brained, so I tink I am unnerstandin' most of de codes... AS

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wave:

Zee brain side theory's making sense :bouncy: ... I'm a right brain too as in my civil life, I'm well known for singing :spotting:

Temperature is going crazy in zee French Noth Pole... yezterday waz 36.5F and today it'z -4F :shootme: How can I do my mizzion porperly in such conditions :no: Thiz Wednesday should be better with a great 46.4F to go investigate in zee park :happy046:

Words of zee day... Beware zee side walks I weepeat, Beware zee side walks... Black ice can be very mean and make your oomans slip and fall right on to you *ouch* :nono:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger 'portin in.

I continues to checks de pee mail for clues to da code. Maybe I solves one someday.

To all frwozen northern ajents and AIT's: de Florida headquarters is complete. Now yous can come and stay here till all de snow dragons is gone.

I must go investigate: de hoodad has nu snacks and he not sharing! :mutter: What dat about? Even de l@@k not working.

AIT Digger out............

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in... :wave:


AIT Digger 'portin in.
I continues to checks de pee mail for clues to da code. Maybe I solves one someday.

Dear AIT Digger... I had to give up on trying to find zee code pee-clues az right now, we're facing a bad BAD -14.8 F outzide and I'm sure zee DWD don't want to see any of us to dye, freezing on a white stuff banc :sorry:

I came to zee concluzion that I should give zee code a break and focus on new mizzions as this evening, I managed to meet secwetly with AIT Barky Boy and Diaper Doll :party6: to exchange files before they move out of zee French North Pole and all that, in the comfort of my cave... unzer zee oomans eyez and they will see nothing of what we will doing :D


To all frwozen northern ajents and AIT's: de Florida headquarters is complete. Now yous can come and stay here till all de snow dragons is gone.

Oh :thanx: for the invitation but since AIT BB & DD are going away, I must stay here to watch over zee cold toritory all by myself.


I must go investigate: de hoodad has nu snacks and he not sharing! :mutter: What dat about? Even de l@@k not working.

Attenzon!!! Attenzion!!!
When zee L@@K don't works... you must "put your doritos paws on zee ooman's face" keeping doing zee L@@K... I weepeat, add zee "doritos paws on zee ooman's face" keeping doing zee L@@K. A tail wag or two may also help in your task :cheer: Good luck!!!

"too cold today... even snow dragons hybernate"

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog here---Dee temerature be goin' cwazy here, too. Two suppers ago 'twas about 50 degress an' now is jus' ober 20. Da white stuff be on da gwound. Da gwound be swippery. Me no like to step on cold gwound. Hoomom twied to put bootie tings ober my dorito paws. I pulled dem off. I will pull dem off eber time. I needs to see my dorito paws at all tymes!!!

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon chekcing in... :wave:

Operazion "Exchange of Informations" with AIT Barky Boy and Diaper Doll was a succezz :thumbup2:

We done it all unzer the oomans noze and none did zuspect a thing. AIT Barky Boy was very good at barking none stop to my oompapa to turn zee attention on him while me and AIT Diaper Doll did trade a good bunch of snif secwet files :gossiping: I even gave her a very important document hidden in a fleece sweather I fake I was affraid of to make sure she would get it (and did looks stunning on her) :D

To puts more confuzion, AIT Diaper Doll (who only use her front paws) started a race after me around zee dinning set while AIT Barky Boy was letting smell all around zee room to confuzed zee felines of my household which works as when they left, zee 3 cats came back to sniff what did happen. It lasted more than an hour which let me planty of time to put some order in all zee new files I got :reading:

While all zee infos were flying by... I then started my acting, pretending to be jealous and pouting just looking at zee fire place, all sad ignoring zee AITs which brought me all of zee oomans attention for zee others to give and take some more infos... all zee files are shared so I'm all ready to be zee only active Azent in the French North Pole. AIT BB & DD can move away in peace and continue their good work in the city of zee big tower, doing perillous mizzion

I salute you my friends!!! :party014:
It is not a "Adieu" but a See You :xyxwave:

Azent Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

AIT Bean La Doon: I am zooo happee 4 U zat U hav zee treek U pull on zee Hoomans ver U pwetend 2 B jealous so udders kin do da infrmashun exzchanj! Vee R sooo bizzy right now cuz evdentlee evwywun has 2 figger out ifn' day R right-bwained or left-bwained 'n wif Vun Duzen ov us AITs, vee vil B here 4-ever. Vut iff sum ub us do notz figger it outz; vil vee B push'd out ob da DWD?
Vee iss willing 2 make da sacwifice ifn' haf 2 but wud B vewy lonely wifout da Bean La Doon. Vee also say Adieu - - ahem, I mean See You
....................[Dirty Dozen] I mean - Kaliforneeay Krew........................

[maddoxies]

evwywun has 2 figger out ifn' day R right-bwained or left-bwained 'n wif Vun Duzen ov us AITs, vee vil B here 4-ever.

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

Kalifornee Krew - Iz evident dat some of youz is left brained as you figured out ze codes and gotz ze umbwrella sent to you. Iz doz of us who no gets ze code who haz ze brain directions issues.

U should hab seen AJINT Bean la Doon - she vwas purfect in ze act!!!! She is true professional. AIT Diaper Doll did good too - wifout ze vwheelz, she chased and played wif Ajint Bean la Doon, so I could plant ze files and interrogates ze fewines. And makez ze scent all ober de place to confuse ze fewines too.

AIT DD has wread ze files in ze swveater and she eats ze files too. Swveater is bery nice too. She be toasty warm and pretty. Vwas good act of Ajint Bean La Doon - she act so afwraid and stand like statue so ze hoomom gives ze swveater to AIT DD (who shibvered so pitiously too).

Ve are confident zat ve leaves ze French North Pole in ze excellent paws of Ajint Bean la Doon (and she vill start ze new rewcwruitment dis vweekend too).

Ve also makes ze planz to meetz in ze city of ze tower or ze French North Pole to pass ze mezzages of our commwrades in ze cawze.

AIT BB, under ze electric blankie, ze frozen poinsin dwrops have started, wepeats ve are under attacks from ze frozen poisin dwrops :pullhair:
ober and outz

[Bailey'sMom]

Mornin' AITs/Ajintz: Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Vee hass Admission 2 Make: Here vee are - vee needin' 2 tok 2 da udder AITs cuz vee jis found da udder smilies & tings ven wee hit da "More" button; however, vee don't know how to act-i-vate dem. Vee iss feelin' vewy, vewy stupid and vee hass :pullhair: cuz vee needz 2 pwactiss wif all da tings on da Board. Vee iss :blush: cuz now evwytime vee touch vun ob da little guyz, da whole batch openz! Obv-yus-lee deez AITs needs mor twainin' - vee tinkin' ub contaktin' da Wolf himself - - he has da Big Rule Book.
Evwy-time vee tink aboutz diss, itz embarassin' :blush: Da udder ting vee haf pwoblemz wif iss vee needz 2 keep count as vee go, cuz :thick:vee allus has 2 many icons! Vee B tellin' da BB & DD butz ven U C us hidin' behind twee, don't :shootme: Ifn' vee getz caught wif da roolz, vee vil run in-2 da bafroom & :flush:dem down da toilet! Vee vil NOT B caught :reading: dem - NO SIREE - Don'tz know boutz your wedder, butz itz hard 2 follow da scentz here cuz it's :raining: 4 daze now. Vee vil catch U later. Vee hopez U gitz our Mail shortly. Vee vil send out da :welcome: Wagon ven vee C U kumin' up our Lane. Bye 4 Now. :wave:
Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' Outz - Vee vil studee da Iconz Dis Veek!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here :D

SENDING DISTRESS SIGNAL

Help, dere is a nu enemy here!!!! help2:

Da hoodad calls dis enemy a "plumber". He come to ourz cave, and I didnt invites him. He carries dese little tiny baby dragons things dat makes too much noise. He steals eberything out of da cave where hoomom and hoodad goes potty. I barks and barks and he not goes away. I think he has hoodad unner hiz control cuz hoodad make me go to my crate until he left. I thinks he makes da hoodad and hoomom mad bout somthing called "money".

Does anybody knows anything bout dis "plumber" Has any AITs or ajents delt wid dis enemy before? Please advise as I tinks he is commin back. :yikes2:

[gunther's mom]

Dis is agint adbisor Putty. We have had dis type of hooman before too, but truly-he is not de enemy. We had a similar hooman who put in da new furnnice. Dey is a strange crew-almost scared of little dogs. But again dey is not the enemy. Must say though-dey is berry demanding of da green stuff. Hoomans in general are uptight about da green stuff to da point dat is makes dem cwazy,so my sympathies are with you when yer humans git crazy and worry bout da green stuff. Gees- I sink I am gitting repetitive.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in... :wave:

Dear AIT Digger and Azent Adbisor Putty... I do not know how I can help
Every time a stranzer's coming in our cave, I'm forced to go and ztay in my bed right next to zee entrance :tantrum2: which is a stupid idea, thanks to my oompapa :no:

At least, most of zee time, zee stranzer bring chicken out of no where :happy030: and evertime, zee stranzer are falling for zee L@@K and make me come to them :D

As long as they bring chicken... I'm cool with letting zee stranzer coming in my cave :welcome:

Ohhhh :eek: Is that corruption??? Am I corrupted??? :dunno:

*ice iz hidden unzer white stuff... zidewalks are danzerous I weepeat, zidewalks are danzerous... make sure your oomans are wearing appropriate footware at the rizk to be fall over and crushed :dizzy2: *

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[Mark]

We have had experience with these "plummers" lately. They went to a secret place in the bay-sment where the hooparents keep the fur-niss and the snot water eater. Hmmmm . . . wonder what those are? They were happy after it was over cuz they said they now had snot water . . . wuzzat?

And, oh yeah, the munee thingy . . . always distressing to hoomans for some reason . . .why don't they just get hoomans to take care of their needs like so many of us do?

Hang in there AITs and Agents . . . DWD will prevail. :thumbsup:

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly dog portin' in....Hmmm, it seems dat all of our hoo-peeplle be letting stwange hoo-peeple into da caves and gibbin' dem da gween stuff. Just dis week, we hab 2 stwange hoo-peeple in da house. Wun of dem, my mom weally nice to an' after dis lady leaves, da house smells nice an ebberting shiny. Dis lady, she wipes off all da pick-shers, eben da ones of me. Den she uses da carpet dwagon and she eben wipes off da terlet! Mom says she happy she no hab to do deese tings no more. She gibs da lady da gween stuff. Mom tells hoo-dad dat she feels wike a wich person because dat lady cleans da house. Mom says dat da lady come to da house so long as mom still busy at her job. Me like da lady, cept for da carpet dwagon part.

And jus' wike some of you, we had somewun come in and do tings to da fur-niss in da bays-ment. Don't know if he worked on da snot water eater but I hope he did because if I do have to hab a baff, it better be in snot water!!!!! Mom and dad be mad at dat furniss fixer man. he was going in and out of da house so many times, gettin' tings fwum his twuck. He made da walls and da floor berry dirty wif all his suppwies. He weren't careful.

Da DWD needs to determine if all da stwangers coming to visit is a Kin-Spear-acy!

In unnder news, in my tewwitoey, we had wain and snow and den wain again. Me refused to go out. Dat means I dwopped doody bomb in da house. :rofl:

Hoomom says I'm getting thick in da middle. I tink I'm sexy!!!!

[Bailey'sMom]

I just wed where sumwun tokin' bout da gween stuph dat da Hoomans use & dat day izz weelly up-tite boutz it. Now I wanna make it vewy clear 2 all ub U
dat Hoodad & Hoomom don'tz use da Gween Stuph, but dis County where we lif is No-tor-yus 4 itz. Vun time, my Hooparentz vuz in Havaii & people over der eben know dat da "Emerald Triangle" (Humboldt County) is famous for da Gween Stuph here!:cheer: Vee gotz all excited, but den AIT Ybba gotz mad @ all ub us :pullhair: & chasded us awound wif da bwoom & callded us "stupid oafs" not worthy of bein' twained for AIT po-zishunz! :rofl: She sed der iss TWO diff-runt types of da Gween Stuph & one makes da Hooparents vewy "up-tite" :eekdevil: and da udder one make dem zakt-lee da op-sit - - vewy, vewy wee-laxed! :hug2:& fwend-lee wif evwy-1. She kinda giggled ober dat & twied to ex-plane dat one time, da Hooparents had to ee-vikt ten-untz fwum da big house cuz day gwowin' da gween stuph in da house. She gotz help2: from da D.A. Day bwing 20-man Swat Team in & "bust-em" -:party6: - so, - - moral of da story izz: NO ONE gitz da bes of da Hoomom! :thanx: You Very Much!! AIT Ybba say Hoomom & oopapa of Agent Bean La Doon & Agent Silly Dog & Da Lone Wolf would NEVER use da Gween Stuff vee got mixed up boutz. Vee vewy :sorry: if misunderstand.

Vee vusz on da Sell - Phone dis afternoon & vee hurd new Code:

If East is East & West is West - vut vay isz da vind blowin' 2-Nite? Disz is simple - - vee gotz 2 go! Hoomom iss vewy, vewy upset

cuz she say she can'tz bleev sumun' hirin' da housekeeper like day all wich & stuff She callin' da housekeeper right now on da Sell Phone! Now, she L@@Kin' under da matt-russ & countin' da udder Gween Stuff! :rofl:

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin' in. Hewwo all fello and girlie Agents and AITs! Dear AIT Digger - we have a plummer here, too, but you must have one dat is notso DWD frendly! Da one we gots, an' even da furnis man, all have dachsies who are potenshul AITs, if I could only figger out a way to get dem a message! My hooparents doan make me go in da cave when dese guys are here, cuz dey love pettin' me, and I get lotsa attention! It's sposed to be very cold here tonight, and my most 'portant mission right now, is to stick my hiney out de doggie door and keep my face in de warm house...
Agent Sleepy over and out. Da trees are nekkid! Repeat: da trees are nekkid!

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

Hello to all ze fellow AITs and Ajints

Big doins in our cave. It is all upside down. Dere be boxes eberywhere!!! AIT Diaper Doll has gweat difficulty findin plwace to move.

Anudder hooman came yesterday to help our hoomom "pack" (aka make da big mess) She brought a tiny puppy with her. AIT DD did NOT vwant to share de toys and she made da puppy cwry (no harm, just da good scare) Da lady vas surpwrised how fast AIT DD can move eben wifout da vwheelz.

Ve missed ALL our naps yesterday :yikes2:, so today ve sleeps :cheer: :cheer: . Hoomom has to go and hunt for more boxes to fill. Da filled all ve had yesterday.

Is bery cold here today 6F. I no even stick my hiny out ze door like Ajint Sleepy. Ze pee padz for me, all de day today. Is not just de cold, but bery slippery too wif de ice and snow on de steps. Hoomom got hurtz der last year, she bery, bery carefuwl now and not vantz me to slip eider (coz before I vas rescwued, dey kicked me and hurt my back leg - is all better now, my hoomom did da therwapy wif me).

Our hoomom is mudderin about de mon-ee also. It costs lotz of mon-ee to move ze cave. I hope ve no have to go on de short rationz. Maybe ve vill need ze MRE's if de Kalifornie Krew have any left ober.

AIT BB going to check ze pee mail de puppy left on ze pee pads

Weportin' out from de bery frozen French North Pole

[gunther's mom]

Putty here. Awert.. awert... to all ajints up North. Dere is dis talking box with pictures near my soffa where i pretend to rest. We will be needing many snow dragons here. So you agints with nekked tress who have no white stuff-pweeze lend a hand. Fotunately my hoomon took my on two berry long walks so dat i don't git cabbin fever....
And jes- it does take a lot of green stuff to move the cave. Dat's why we rent the same old cave for many many years. My hoomom sayis its like flushing the gween stuf down da toilet. Wot do you sink she means by dis?
Oh by da way-I git berry few baths in the snot water because the snot water heater is not so weliable lately.

[Bailey'sMom]

:welcome: Hello, Hello, Hello: Vee iss twyin' to Welcome In Da Spring to Our House. Vee iss so tired ub dis damned rain:pullhair: - Hoomom don'tz eben keer dat vee sed da cuss word! :sorry: She more sick ub da rain den vee R! :rofl: She sed ifn' rain wood jis stop 4 one week, she wood trow a party.:party6: So, we iss pwanin' a party & vee vont 2 know who kin come! We would like all da Agents & AITs to come to da Midwest Dachsiefest; we can use some help2: IF lots ub Agents & AITs showed up, we could have our own booth, advertise wut we do & tell interested AITs bout Dachsie.org/vbb and how much fun we have. Maybe we could git noo recwoots:D I tink it would be a good

idea & we could see wut da Wolf tink We know all you AITs in da North is gittin' weelly tired ub da snow & ice, butz vee is tired to nebber C da :rayz: from da SUN. Eben da :angel: in Heaven are wet; dat wut our Hoomom say. Vee ben lafin' tinkin' bout da :angel: runnin' roun' wif dem booteeful long robes dwaggin' behind dem all wet!
NEW CODE NEED D-Cipherin' - Da sink has peas & carrots stuck in disposal.
We wepeat for all to ciper: - Da sink has peas & carrots stuck in disposal.

[abiose]

So, we iss pwanin' a party & vee vont 2 know who kin come! We would like all da Agents & AITs to come to da Midwest Dachsiefest;

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wave:

I can't see how it would be possible for me to join you vwithout my oompapa and oomaman :sad2: You are too far avway... even if I pack my stuff and hit the road now, I may arrive only in a year :faint: and that I can't afford az in not too long, I will be zee only azent in North Pole and can't leave zee territory that long :sorry:

A break from zee white stuff would have been nice though... we're far from zee spring in here and zee worst is still to come with zee deatful Feburary -22F :uh-oh:

Zee streets are clear of white stuff but still wet and zee wet on zee tummy is a pain, I weepeat... zee wet on zee tummy is a pain.

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[Jenn]

Nu agint here reportin fer dootie!

Agint Cuntry Bo Here...sorry can't help u fur buddies up der in da north cwandrant...hoomama say da chillie weader will makes me sick. Meanwhile, i sit here by da winder in search of birdies. I stawked one de udder day and took him out, and den i wallered all in it. It made hoomama berry upset, she told me I smelled like somethin dead. So den she gave me a baff, oh yea we have dat snot water too, it's feels nice to my hiney. anywayzs, it's off to the big bed, hoomama sayzs i'm a hawg wid da coverzs. i'll be back on pawtrol tomorra, i dink we hava mole intrudin on our land, must sniff n digg.

Agint Cuntry Bo Out...
da sun went out...i repeet da sun went out!

[maddoxies]

You are too far avway... even if I pack my stuff and hit the road now, I may arrive only in a year :faint:

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

Ajint Bean la Doon, ve still haf de number of ze cwredit card of our hoomom. If you and AIT Diaper Doll vwears ze drezzez and I vwears ze tie, maybe ve could getz ze ticketz for de Silver Bird. Iz much better dan :walking:

If not, der is de meeting in October in VA. Ve can pass de word of DWD der too. (I know iz long vways off, much vwhite stuff to comez first) Maybe you can wrecruit de new meeting members to de cawze, to help you vwatch ze French North Pole.

Our hoomom is talking about de bafs and snot water, time to go hide under ze bed :seeya:

AIT Barky Boy weportin' out (music. deez bootz are made for walkin'....)

[Bailey'sMom]

OMG, OMG, Oh My Golly: Vee cain't eben hold AIT Bradley von Baron, III on da floor, eben doe his back leggeez notz wurk like AIT Ybba's & AIT DD's. He tinks dat :welcome: AIT Cuntry Boy izz possiblee long-lost cussin fwum da cuntry & tinkx vee should be twuckin' down da woad to check on dis vewy portunt messuj. He vontin' AIT Booster da Brewster 2 lo-kate Cuntry Boy & haf :party6: kuz ifn' it's him, he no how 2 dans very well!

AIT Bradley von Baron, III is a Standard B&T Male dat vus involved in bewy ser-yus ats-dent 1 time ven himz back vent out:sorry: whilst he vus meetin' ajintz in da Fwench North Pole. Ajent Bean La Doon vil wemember dis miszun cuz he savded AIT Bradley's life; :thanx: he poot-ted him on da travois (French-Indian word) made ub da bwanchez & we had 2 bwing him in 2 da Dr. Vuss 2 late 4 da sur-jree, butz AIT Bradley gitz along otay now. Eben wifout legeez, he kin :cheer: "go like H_ _ _" kordin' 2 da Hoomom. Wight now, he out pakin' da sled wif da pro-bizhunz, gittin' weddy to hed outz 2 find AIT Cuntry Boy. He's so ex-sited, he cantz hold self down on phlor.

Do any ub U agintz haf a Majellun - U NO, da "map" U hold:eekdevil: in ur pawz dat iz hooked in-2 da Sat-llite in da sky? Pweez set ALL Majellunz for Quadrunt 42, X 16 - 31, overrun by 472 squared! Ifn' U kin read da skreen, pweez call us. Dat messuj shuld be layin' by da ded bird - U kin find da bird by da stink :pullhair: - Hope AIT Cuntry Boy didn't make bird 2 flat:angel: rollin' on him!.

Vee iss vewy serned bout Ajint Putty; she say needz help2: wif da snow dwagonz - headin' tord da vest & hedin' tord da east - snow dwagunz headin' 2 Ajint Putty. Vee no haf da white poison dwopz white now OR da water
dat fall outta da air. Vee so sik ub da water, but vee haf to git 2 Ajint Putty right now,:D so vee is pakin' da sleds down wif da dwagonz.

[Bailey'sMom]

EEK! EEK! EEK! - AGENTS 'n AITs: Vee needz to send PM 2 Agent Putty wight avay; vee thotz vee hrd. da Hoomanz on da line ven vee wuz sendin' vewy secwet messuj. Hass any-1 else been hearin' anysin' like dis at all? Vee R vewy worried dat da Com Ctr. has been compwomized; don'tz know how many messujes usually allowed B-4 Hoomans kin suspekt, butz itz possibility dat vee R bout 2 B invaded. Shud vee B Kontaktin' Da Wolf? Plz.Advise!K Krew

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

To all of our Azents and ATM... I want to share with you why we should put some time and efford to train one cat. I live with 3 of thoze things :yuck: but I did put lots of efford to one to help me in my perillous inside zee house mizzon :D

It worth all zee inconveniant az last night, while oomaman waz on zee second floor of zee cave, my trained cat did open zee cold big cabinet to bring me back zee cheeze :party0021: it waz soooo good :happy030:

Sad thing iz, oomaman found out about what we were doing :sorry: so to save my life, I used plan B which was to fake a tummy pain :sob: which work more than I expected as my oomaman, all worried about me, brought me in zee master bed with her :yahoo: to make sure I would be fine.

In resume... you can train one cat to do usefull mizzion and if you have more than one around, keep zee other to entertainment purpoze as hunting, wrestling, jogging, biting :coolcool:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[Jenn]

Agint Cuntry Bo Reportin in...
Me on misshun outside today...them varmit dings with no eyesz are invaden my terrtory, pleez send backup,help2: i don't think i can hold em off for long!! I have to keep stoppin and runnin n hide under da buildin cuz grandhooma keeps comin out here fussin at me. I need sum cuver! She saidz that i better stop digging sum holes before she gets my hiney!! so i hide my hiney under da buildin so she can't get it. I have to carry on wid da misshun, dis yard aint big enuff for me and dem varmits. Can't surrender to grandhooma yet, wait, she saidz that we go ride! Der is my transporter, i must go get in to go ride:party6: !!! Aw shucks, she twicked me. She has throen me in da big jail house, no i must go get da ones wid no eyes before they do a hositle takover!!!!! Der tracks are all over!! May day, may day!! Ok, I'll have to wait for hooma to get back to base. I'll just flash her dem der sad eyes, she'll let me back outa here. De misshun is on hold fur now fellers, I will rest for now and commence to "operashun diggin up da onesz wid no eyesz" later.
Cuntry Bo Out....

[Mark]

Wolf here.

We welcome you to DWD with open arms . . . lordy knows, we need the help. :party6:

Have you been an AIT and what are your exploits? Did we miss the memo where officer, Agent Little Bird, promoted you to from an AIT to an Agent? Have you taken the "oath" of DWD?

Not to be picky, but we do have standards, ya know. :rofl:

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Khecking In: Vee hass ben on a noo miszhun :walking: in-2 da woods and da :devil2:cum up behind us & he be :snoopy:(IN) around - - we wuz afwaid dat da Hoomom wuz goin' 2 figger it out, so we pwetended like vee vuz :snooze: - - naturally, da Hoomom cuz she tinkx vee might B twickin' her, so she sez now vee gotz 2 go home and no tweatz. Vee gotz up later and vee were vewy, vewy good, but da Hoomom tinkx we vuss :ill: - vee vuss afwaid she takin' us to da Dr. so vee played & rolled aroun' & pwetty soon, she:rofl: at us. She thot vee so cute, she give us each 2 :kiss2:. Ven vee vent outside, she notz eben mad ven vee diggin' in da dirt cuz vee haf to help2: AIT Cuntry Bo dig up da wunz wif NO eyes. AIT Ybba turn around & give us big :thumbup2:. Den Fatty Arfbuckle twied 2 help also, & cors it was a dee-zaz-ter. :thick:

Today vee goin' 2 call Bean La Doon; da cat is pwobablee twained by now. Bean La Doon is most bestest twainer. Right now, vee is wurkin' on da Bed Cat, name is Charmin' - Da outside cat named Norbert; 2 catz hang out in da kitchen; day is Fruit Stand & Dumpster; Hoomom names dem for wherever she finds dem cuz day iss all stways! Digger & Cuntry Bo needz help diggin' up yard cuz doze varmintz gotz da big sekwets & Cuntry Bo needz 2 chex in wif Ajint Little Bird or Da Wolf B-4 he gitz kicked outta da DWD. He notz an Ajint; sum-1 needz to tell him da dif-runtz; - he jist made a leetl mis-take! Vee needz 2 ask him 'n Digger ifn' day gotz catz @ der houses cuz Bean La Doon gotz good idea here! Mizsunz 2 dif-kult 2 do alone; mights well twain da katz to 2 da hard wurk!

Also: We want to compliment da leetl Bean La Doon 4 use of icons in da Post; vee is twoolee impwest wif cute & correct use of dem!

Code: Please decipher: And U shimmy 2 da left & U shimmy 2 da right- -Comrades, - - Pick up da roast beef and fight, fight, fight!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here

Cuntry Bo, :welcome8: to da DWD. I'm sure dey will strayten out yer name. I gots lots of de ones wid no eyes here. Hoomom say dey makes big messes of de grass. Everyday, she take me to hunt dem, and de people in de complex say :thanx: cuz I always find dem. Dey say it no matter I digs up de grass cuz de varmits wid no eyes done mess it up anyway.

Hoomom say I should gets a job doing dat and make de green stuff. :D

Dere is also de big possem out der. I tries to chases it, but hoomom say I no can have it cuz she say it "nasty" I thinks it would be tasty. :facelick:

I not have feelines in the cave. Hoouncle has de world's meaniest nasty cat, she snarl and hiss all de time. I not likes her. :scared: But some of de feelines helps to control de ducks and de ones wid no eyes, so I guess most of dem are OK. :thumbsup:

Now it time for night-night servaylence missun!

Digger out!.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

No mizzuns to weport on. The biggest challenge facing me and AIT Diaper Doll is to make sure da hoomom does not pack uz in one of de boxes :yikes2: It is twruly K-os here at de moment. AIT DD cannot use ze vwheelz - iz no place fur her to goez.

Der is a plot to take uz to ze wroom of doom tomorrow to cut off our toes, before ve leavez for goodz. Dey vill not take me alive:boxing::karate: I vill do my best to pwrotect AIT DD from de vwhite coats 2.

Wolf - ve did notz see de memo about de Country Boy eidder. Ve thought de hoomom packed it wif de diapers for AIT DD. Ve are glad 2 see de new wrecruits for de cauze.

If kontrol movez ze com centre, pwease leave de scent 4 uz. Ve no vantz to be lost like ze Kalifornie Krew. Ve lose ze contact after tomorrow. Vill be maybe Monday before ve vill have ze computer installed at ze cave of ze hooaunt.

AIT Barky Boy weportin' out music ..... on the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again ..........

[gunther's mom]

Putty here agin. Thank you for yer vigilance Kalifornia crew. But the thing that the hoomans were watching was the "TV" with da weather news-not the computer, so our mishuns are safe.
Up here,der is no diggin in da ground for things without eyes. Please do not think I am a creepy doxie, but dey do not eben do hooman birials up here in da winter. Winter is berry serious stuf-dose from da French North pole know this as well.
and Welcome Country Bo...

[abiose]

Winter is berry serious stuf-dose from da French North pole know this as well.

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

Tell me about it *sigh* I hate vwinter :cussing:
Every thing's cold, even zee floor of zee cave :sorry: I have treats in zee yard under 3 feet of white stuff :sad2:

Since two weeks now that I'm confines in zee cave as I refuse to put a toe out :talkhand: zee reason why I spend my time training "Black Plague" zee cat :D and hunt and fight with zee 2 other one :boxing: at least I keep in shape for this spring... ohhhhhh spring :weee:

Not much to weeport :dunno:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out:seeya:

[Jenn]

Cutnry Bo reportin in:
Sorry guyz, i'm a tranzfur ajint from The South Of The Border Brigade! Do I need to start as a AIT in dis here establishmunt? And i will gladley take my oath to protect da "species of dachsies" aka (to take ober da world). I had to go ahead and take out da bird before he left wid da plans of da secwet misshun! And da ones wid no eyes are movun in, couldunt wait, had to move!
OH NO, here comes da carpet dwagon, gotta go from dat darn thang!!

?Cuntry Bo Out...

[Bailey'sMom]

Cuntry Bo: Senora Roxy La Foxy Doxy & Senor Chu Chan here! We are also from El Sout Ub Da Border Brigade. We were "discovered" by da Hoomans & had to get out moo-ee ra-pee-do! Que Es Unit U were in, heh? Yo really miss los tacos from there. Last night we had los Puerco y Arroz (Pork with Rice) and my tummy is still full. We haf 2 run now, but we R ankshuz 2 meet El Cuntry Bo & reminisce bout old times sout ub de border. Haf U checked in wif da wolf? U must register da noo name wif Agent Little Bird. Adios! KA Krew

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin' survival of de wroom of doom. (Must confess is easier to write wif de nails clippied). AIT Diaper Doll put up bigger fight den me. She put ze tooth on ze vwhite coat (no bitez, just laid de tooth on ze hand as vwarning).

Ve are bits vworried dat ve no hearz from sum of de udder ajints and AITs for de vwhile - Peas a Dot, Silly Dog, Fuzzy Face, Sleepy and sum of de udders. Doez anywone else hab de newz of dem?

Ve go now to demand more tweats for de bisit to de wroom of doom.

AIT BB ober and outz

[Bailey'sMom]

E-MUR-JIN-C: Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Vee R also vewy worried boutz da comradz mentioned by AIT BB; vee needz guy-dunce & vee R callin' 4 a "meet-up via Cell Phone" - - can we hear a check-in from da 4 mentioned above & Da Wolf & Ajint Little Bird & Bizor Putty? Ifn' day could jist check in & adbize us, vee can go on, but iff haf ub da comradz R lost, do vee needz 2 ini-shee-yate a surch party? Plz. Advize! Dis NO fun wifout dem! Kalif. Krew Ober & Outz

[Jenn]

Cuntry Bo reportin in..
I hab no katz to speek ob here. I onlee hab uncle BooBoo and he has no part in de DWD cauze. He too prissy to do any undercuber work for me. For de most part i ignore him. I am doin mishuns all be me self. No katz to train or hypnotize to get me cheeze:D . To da Kalifornea Krew, I can not indulge to much of my past misshuns for fear of retaliashuns of former South of Da Border Brigade. I do mizz da chalupas wid refryed beenzs, hooma dozn't dough, she said da silent ones were depleating her oxygen supply and making her gag.:blush: To me dey smell like roses:rofl: Da ones wid no eyes are not moving much today. I think dey are regrouping for anoder attack! Da byrds are dancing in da fields, What does dat mean? I think they are conspiring wid then ones wid no eyes. I will stay by winder and report any changes.

Cuntry Bo out!

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog portin' in. Long time ago, I wee ported that I hab conquered da big bed. Well, dis is terrible! I was pwaying wif da bwankies, trying to arrange dem to my liking. I den went ober da cliff!!!!!!!!!!!! Meaning, I fell over da edge of da big bed and go thump. On my rump! I hab ramp to go on da bed, but dere was no ramp in da spot dat I fell from. Ajints, be berry careful and enlist da hoomans to hep you wif da cobbers!!!!!

Hoomans talkin 'bout gettin' a fence for my tewwitowy. Dat okay because it means dey send me out dere wifout my leash! I gonna stawrt digging!

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin' in...Hewwo, all fellow and girlie Agents and AITs! It has been cold here at night, an' I mean cold! I would be freezin' my wittle tail off!
My hoodad makes me go outside durin the day at times - cause he dudn't think I get enough exercise! Humphhhf! I got misshuns to plan, and stuff to ponder! I need to convince Hoodad dat I am allus workin' - eben if I am workin' him! :D I do manage to stick my hiney out de doggie door so's as to stay inside and avoid the frozen air out dere as much as possible. Hoomom was readin' some magazine article today about girly-girls usin bof sides of de brain, but guys only use one side at a time! See! I thought so!
I am about to give Hoomom the L@@K so I can get my Saturday night special - tweets! Agent Sleepy, ober an out! The bwankie is soft! Wepeat: da bwankie is soft!

[gunther's mom]

Oh my dear SillyDog agint- Adbizor Putty here. Dat is terrible news bout falling off the cliff. I hope so berry much you are not hurt. But yer right, it duz sound like you might have larger territowy in da back yard,right? Andjes, you can jest dig under da fence. Dese hoopersons forget what our genes tell us to do.

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog portin' in agayn! Hoomom makin' me wear da stupid clothes again.

Guess what I founded in da nayborhood! Wabbits!

Sill doing da usual. My favorite ting to do is still to chase' da big yellow tank dat bwings da kiddies home fwum skool.

If you gots new assignments fer me, I accept dem!

Fallin' ober dat cliff was terrible!

[MicheleS]

Good job, Silly Dog! Wabbits are lots of funs to chase. If you catch one, make sure dat you kills it and rolls and rolls in it and get all de slimey stuff in yer fur. Hoomom will be very pwroud of you if you does this. Dey likes it even better if you drags it to da back door. Maybe yer hoomom will cook it for din-din.

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog saying help me I'm in big twubble!!!! Hoomom not my fwend anymore! She was leavin for woik and she wanted me to go in da kitchen, where I'm sposed to stay when she is gone. She was callin' my name ober and ober. She was callin' da real name, not Silly Dog, so don't worry 'bout da DWD! So I wanted to play wif hoomom and I played, "Can't catch me." I ran round and round da house. She took out some tweats and got me into da kitchen. Den she filled da Kong wif some good stuff. I stole de Kong fwum her hands and wan out of da kitchen. She chased me and twied to reach for Kong. I told her dat I'm da boss and I never let her get da Kong or me. I was mean and I snapped and growled. Now eberone mad at me. Not allowed on big bed because hoomom says she gots to stablish her aw-tority. Not getting Kong. Not eben getting kisses. Eben gwampa called to say he won't share his sammiches.

I told hoomom I'm sorry and know what she said. She said, "that's what all boys say when they just want to get into bed wif a girl." :rofl:

[Bailey'sMom]

Kalifornia Krew Portin' - Adbisin' Da Silly Dog: Oh, My Dear Agent Silly Dog: Feelin' so sowwy 4 U- nothin' worse den havin' da Hoomom mad @ U! Vee twy 2 neber haf dat happen cuz our Hoomom kin B vewy mean :sorry: @ timez like dat! She putz up wif almost anyseeng @ all,:blush: but lowers da boom on any ub us ifn' we haf da temerity 2 gwowl @ her & Heaven forbid if we haf da audacity 2
ak-chew-alee bark & she no haf da sens ub humor ifn' she kint catch us. Den, twubble cums @ us in pairs! Sometimez she goes & gitz da Hoodad 4 backup:pullhair: Wen dis hapenz, U nose U is in weel twubble.help2: Now, vee goin' 2 twy 2 gib U sum clues 2 gitz bak in-2 da good gwaces ub da Hoomom. :rofl:
1) Twy: Da L@@K - use it vewy coyly :D - - kinda look up weel shy like!
2) If dat not wurk, twy B-in vewy compliant boutz ever-seeng - ven she
vontz 2 leave, runz reel fast in-2 da kitchen & lay down in da korner!
3) Gaver ALL da toyz U havz & putz dem in wun korner, in crate ifn' U gotz 1
4) Twy notz 2 act intwested ifn' she cookin' sumpin dat smell good. Jist sit'
quietlee in da korner much as possible, act vewy depwesst & sad!

Altho these hintz R only dat - - vee haf had dem wurk in da past, almost wifout fail! Jis hang in der & wemember, we is behind :hug2: U & tinkin' ub U all da time! Vee kin only hope dis wurx :party6: soon! KA Krew Ober 'n Outz

[kerie0408]

Now you wait jes a minut you Kalleforneeay Ajints. You hab nebber lead me astray. I no dat becaws I take yer adbise and I nebber became a stray. But dis time mebbee you lost yer minds! Are you tellin' me dat I should boluntarily go into da kitchen? It can't be. No can do! Da look, I can do. Puttin' da toys in da corner, I can do. Acting depwessed, I can do. But go into da kitchen before hoomom askses me to. Mebbe you do dat in Kaleeforneeaay but I nebber herd of such a ting and it sounds per-post-er-iss!!! All yer udder adbice be good an I don't want to diskurage you frum gibbin' adbice but, "go in da kitchen on yer own." Oh my!! I tink I be fightin' wof hoomom for long time before I do dat! Are you sure I haffta do dat? Pwease weespond!

Your pal,
Silly Dog!!!



Kalifornia Krew Portin' - Adbisin' Da Silly Dog: Oh, My Dear Agent Silly Dog: Feelin' so sowwy 4 U- nothin' worse den havin' da Hoomom mad @ U! Vee twy 2 neber haf dat happen cuz our Hoomom kin B vewy mean :sorry: @ timez like dat! She putz up wif almost anyseeng @ all,:blush: but lowers da boom on any ub us ifn' we haf da temerity 2 gwowl @ her & Heaven forbid if we haf da audacity 2
ak-chew-alee bark & she no haf da sens ub humor ifn' she kint catch us. Den, twubble cums @ us in pairs! Sometimez she goes & gitz da Hoodad 4 backup:pullhair: Wen dis hapenz, U nose U is in weel twubble.help2: Now, vee goin' 2 twy 2 gib U sum clues 2 gitz bak in-2 da good gwaces ub da Hoomom. :rofl:
1) Twy: Da L@@K - use it vewy coyly :D - - kinda look up weel shy like!
2) If dat not wurk, twy B-in vewy compliant boutz ever-seeng - ven she
vontz 2 leave, runz reel fast in-2 da kitchen & lay down in da korner!
3) Gaver ALL da toyz U havz & putz dem in wun korner, in crate ifn' U gotz 1
4) Twy notz 2 act intwested ifn' she cookin' sumpin dat smell good. Jist sit'
quietlee in da korner much as possible, act vewy depwesst & sad!

Altho these hintz R only dat - - vee haf had dem wurk in da past, almost wifout fail! Jis hang in der & wemember, we is behind :hug2: U & tinkin' ub U all da time! Vee kin only hope dis wurx :party6: soon! KA Krew Ober 'n Outz

[MicheleS]

Silly dog, I tinks I know what de Kalyfornia crew is twrying to say. We all know dat de doxies is in charge and de doxies is de boss. But sometimes, in order to gets de cooperation from de hoomans, you gots to let dem THINK dey in charge every now and then. :rofl: Dats why ebery now and den, we gots to cooperate and do what dey say. Ifs yous cooperates wif de hoomom and goes in de kitchen, den you gets spoiled lots and lots (cuz den de hoomom feel guilty). I know dat sometime dey wants you to does silly things and you want to :pullhair: . But in de end it worth it to give in on de little tings. Cuz den yu kan twruly control de hoomans cuz dey gets one little thing out of you. If you don gibe in on de little tings or if you growls at de hoomom, dey tinks dey need to "assert de awtority" on you.

An if dat dont werk, you needs to goes out and kills a wabbit and drags it to de back door. Hoomoms likes that. Extra points if yous eats it and den vomits de pieces on de carpet. Hoomom with say :thanx:

[kerie0408]

Silly dog, I tinks I know what de Kalyfornia crew is twrying to say. We all know dat de doxies is in charge and de doxies is de boss. But sometimes, in order to gets de cooperation from de hoomans, you gots to let dem THINK dey in charge every now and then. :rofl: Dats why ebery now and den, we gots to cooperate and do what dey say. Ifs yous cooperates wif de hoomom and goes in de kitchen, den you gets spoiled lots and lots (cuz den de hoomom feel guilty). I know dat sometime dey wants you to does silly things and you want to :pullhair: . But in de end it worth it to give in on de little tings. Cuz den yu kan twruly control de hoomans cuz dey gets one little thing out of you. If you don gibe in on de little tings or if you growls at de hoomom, dey tinks dey need to "assert de awtority" on you.

An if dat dont werk, you needs to goes out and kills a wabbit and drags it to de back door. Hoomoms likes that. Extra points if yous eats it and den vomits de pieces on de carpet. Hoomom with say :thanx:

If I go in da kitchen and da hoomom stays mad at me, are you ajints gonna come bwing me tweats? Cause I weally perfer to jes hide unner da kawfee table in da wiving woom!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here. Dont worry, Silly Dog. The key is to make de hoomom feel compwetely guilty. Den I guarantee she gibe you de twreats.

Hoomom says we habbin guests ober in a little while fer de Supperbowl. Lots of hoopeople comes ober to look at de talky picture box and they yells alot. I always love to habe guests cuz guests are suckers fer de l@@k. Hoomom always tell guests not to share de snacks wif me, (hoomom no fun) but I know exactwy how to use the l@@k so dat dey sneaks me de food when hoomom not looking. :party6: I had to habe a bath in snot water and all my beds and bwankies had to go into de washy mashine so eberyting smell nice to de hoomans.

I will report back on de misshun I call "operashun supperbowl".

[kerie0408]

AIT Digger here. Dont worry, Silly Dog. The key is to make de hoomom feel compwetely guilty. Den I guarantee she gibe you de twreats.

Hoomom says we habbin guests ober in a little while fer de Supperbowl. Lots of hoopeople comes ober to look at de talky picture box and they yells alot. I always love to habe guests cuz guests are suckers fer de l@@k. Hoomom always tell guests not to share de snacks wif me, (hoomom no fun) but I know exactwy how to use the l@@k so dat dey sneaks me de food when hoomom not looking. :party6: I had to habe a bath in snot water and all my beds and bwankies had to go into de washy mashine so eberyting smell nice to de hoomans.

I will report back on de misshun I call "operashun supperbowl".

Digger, you berry lucky. I was by self in da dreaded kitchen while hoopeople went to dere friend's house for dee supper-bowl. My own supper bowl was empty da whole time!

Da look work berry well wif hooparents friends. I used da look at da New Years ebe pawrty an I got so many tweats! Pwese gib full wee-port on da supper-bowl!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Silly Dog,dis is adbisor Putty. I actully have no good adbise-I jest feel berry sorry for you. But to answer yer previous question, I think the agints would be happy to form some kind of mishun especially if your hoomom lives near da beach on L.I. My hoomom used to love Long Beach. We could,as agints, do an inbasion-like the invasion on Normandy,distract the hoopersons and wescue you. No-dats not right. I think yer hoomom really does love you. Just practice da look to perfection.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

:party6: :party6: Operashun supper-bowl was a secsess :party6: :party6:

De hooparents friends came ober and ate and ate and ate. Hoodad yelled alot at de mans in de black and white shirts wif de yellow flag.

Hoomom sayed for dem not to gibe me anything, but de l@@k was much stronger than de hoomom's advice. Dey sneeks me all kind of tings - chips, pizza, french fries. :eating: De best part is dat dere was two little hoopeople there. Dey play and I steals their pizza. I ate a whole piece. Hoomom had a :tantrum2: , but I said :nanana:: .

Now - I gots de tummy ache and I feels so :yuck: :vomit: Hoomom says it serves me right!!! She makes me some plain rice for dinner.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin' in

We have arrived in the Motor City and are settling into the home of our hooaunt. (Ve bof had to have baths in snot water before we left ze French North Pole, so ve vwould smell goods - ve tink ve smell betters vwhen ve roll in ze good stuff - silly hoomans) We (me and AIT Diaper Doll) have to sleep in the ex-pen at night. We are not allowed in the big bed here coz udders who use de guest room are allergic to us. Dis is not fun, but...

Ve are enjoying ze doxie big screen TV (aka patio doors to watch de TRIMS in de ravine). And ze hooaunt is a pushober for de L@@K. Ve getz lotz and lotz of cheese frum her :cheer:

Ve can sympatize wif you Silly Dog. Ve haf to go into ze pen vwhen ze hoomom is at vwork and ze hooaunt goes out. She may be re-tired, but she makes use tired vwatchin hers coming and goings. Ve are keeping ze number of ze cwredit card for emerguncies, but if de tweat situation gets serious, ve hab de stamps and can mail some tweats to you. Ve hafve lots. Vwehn ve moved, ze hoomom sayed dat ve hab more luggage den she doz!!!! Blankies, toys, tweats (and de dwreaded snowsuits too).

AIT Digger: Our little people may visit dis weekend. Ve learned dat if ve sitz under de tall chair of da littlest peoples, lots of tweats dwrops.

Ve vill weports more vwhen ve does ze reconnisance of ze neighbours.

AIT BB and DD startin de engines in de Motor City, ober and out

[kerie0408]

AIT Barky Boy, Dis is ajint Silly Dog. Dere was a portant messidge in yer weport and me wants to make sure dat noboddy misses it. Here is da message: All ajints need to hab a 'mergency kit. Barky Boy hab stamps and he knows a cwedit card number. We need to keep tings so dat if times are bad, we kin send stuff to da udder ajints dat may be in need!!! I'm gonna go and eats some stamps tonight so dat dey will be in my belly an if I need dem, I just pull dem out. I jes may need you to send me some tweats. Don't ferget dat is costs extra if'n da mail has to cwoss da border. Don't worry, I pay you back. Soon as I catch my first wabbit, I send you a big piece!

Yer pal,
Silly Dog


AIT Barky Boy weportin' in

We have arrived in the Motor City and are settling into the home of our hooaunt. (Ve bof had to have baths in snot water before we left ze French North Pole, so ve vwould smell goods - ve tink ve smell betters vwhen ve roll in ze good stuff - silly hoomans) We (me and AIT Diaper Doll) have to sleep in the ex-pen at night. We are not allowed in the big bed here coz udders who use de guest room are allergic to us. Dis is not fun, but...

Ve are enjoying ze doxie big screen TV (aka patio doors to watch de TRIMS in de ravine). And ze hooaunt is a pushober for de L@@K. Ve getz lotz and lotz of cheese frum her :cheer:

Ve can sympatize wif you Silly Dog. Ve haf to go into ze pen vwhen ze hoomom is at vwork and ze hooaunt goes out. She may be re-tired, but she makes use tired vwatchin hers coming and goings. Ve are keeping ze number of ze cwredit card for emerguncies, but if de tweat situation gets serious, ve hab de stamps and can mail some tweats to you. Ve hafve lots. Vwehn ve moved, ze hoomom sayed dat ve hab more luggage den she doz!!!! Blankies, toys, tweats (and de dwreaded snowsuits too).

AIT Digger: Our little people may visit dis weekend. Ve learned dat if ve sitz under de tall chair of da littlest peoples, lots of tweats dwrops.

Ve vill weports more vwhen ve does ze reconnisance of ze neighbours.

AIT BB and DD startin de engines in de Motor City, ober and out

[gunther's mom]

Silly Dog, Adbisor Putty here agin. Yes- emergency kit should also contain the number of the Motor Club-not necessarily the AAA . Now for dis to work we need agint traffik cops.
Oh you should see my poor BRUDDER. Now he is not a dachsie, but is a berry old (17 year) toy rat terrier or fox terrier (Da vet says Fox terrier). Anyway,lately he had been verry pesty keeping hoomom up all night. So he is also a bit confined. Hoomom has him in a big down coat- it is GREEN. He wooks like a giant insect. I hope he dussn't read dis and git offended. He wooks very very silly.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here :wavey:

Dats a good idea, Silly Dog. I goes and eats some stamps, too. I lick them off de package dat de hoomom left in the hall.

I gots good news - da Hoograndma is coming to visit. :happy030: I likes when da hoograndma comes ober to see me. I gets in her lap and I make de pittiful face and I tells her dat de hoomom never feeds me and never pets me and never gibes me kisses and never takes me for walkies and never does anyting for me and dat hoomom just not loves me!! :rofl:

Hoograndma always believes me and gives me extra treats and she feel so sorry for me and spoils me. :D Hoograndma a pushober for de l@@k. Does any udder ajents or AITs has de hoograndma or hoograndpa? Does anyone habe advwise for Operashun Hoograndma?

I has to help de hoomom, she sick again. :yuck: AIT Digger out.

[Jenn]

Cuntry Bo here:
I hab adwise on operashun hoograndma. My hooma and me lib wid da hoograndma so i hab dis one down paw! If for sum reazun de l@@k do not wear down da hoograndma, den roll ober on your back wid your bell up at her feet. Den turn your head to da side and do da "belly rub pleeze" l@@k. Dat works on my hoograndma, sometimes she even gets me da cheeze wid dat get up.:D I so sneeky! At supper time, :essen_15: sit beside her and l@@k up at her wid da pitty eyes and she is bound to gib you a snack or two.:D I do dat to my hoomgrandpa and he gibs me some meat when hooma turns her head.:nanana:: But swallow quick to get rid ob de ebidance cuz da hooma catches on quick! Oh and check da hoograndma's big bag cuz she might some tweats in dere too!!

Cuntry Bo ober and out. Lickies on da face wear down da hoograndma too!!

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

Sowwy I'm not around that much lately... I'm working hard, pretending to be sick which I'm not :rofl:

Let's say it was real last week just for a day (I think I got poisoned :sick: ) but since, I'm still using zee L@@K tm as result... I slept twice in my ommaman's bed :yahoo: , receive tones of attention PLUS, I got a pwetty awesome girly necklace :party6:

I took good note of stocking on stamps, food and mony... in fact, I have a good collection of plastic card as I'm kind of good at looking in oomfemale purse :D I even found makup, in case I need to be unrecognised :bagonhead: Oh... and I figured out that zee too much cat we have here, can be useful if we lack of ather food :fierce: :essen_15:

Azent Bean La Doon Checking out :seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- mek sure da lipstik and toecolor matches,otherwise you be a bit suspect.

[Bailey'sMom]

KALIFORNEEAY KREW PORTIN' IN: Vee R so sowwy :sorry: vee habent ben able 2 port in lately; vee twied last nite, butz vee vus twyin' 2 use
help2: a waptop pooter 'n Ajint Ybba kud notz keep da darned mouse :pullhair: in da wight pwace; it kept gittin' way fwum her & erasin' all ub our info.:rofl: Vee finalee givd up. Now vee bak & gotz noo in-4-mashun! :hug2: We iss feelin' vewy fwustwated; last weekend, da Hooparents dwove all da way to Nevada 2 dopt anudder doxy! pullhair: Vee cantz help2: but wonder ifn' Hoomom iss twyin' 2 sink our ship,:eekdevil: but ven vee all pouted, Hoodad weminded us dat 2 share is da onlee weel test of twoo kindness.:blush:

Hoomom sez noo dog (name is Fritz) needed home weel bad, lotsa Hooparents call; NO 1 commit, cuz Fritz gots back leggeez dat notz wurk AND one front leggee notz wurk AND he no kin hold da pee pee! How kin he help wif da miszhunz? He eben has to hab speshl cart built - reel spensiv 2! Now, Bailey & Bradley gotz 2 save all pennies vee ben sabin' 4 speshl mishun 2 pay 4 cart! Hee weel pitiful, and himz past owner putz him in pound & say PTS on da form. Any-1 NO wut dat mean? Vee R fwaid notz B nuf foodz round here 4 evwy-1! Vee no dat's notz nice 2 B dat way, but little Green :D Monster sumtimez gitz hold ub us. Kin vee plz. hab sum feedbak on dis vewy importunt ishoo? Vee will wait 4 answers from AITs and Ajints. Vee R desperut & feelin' out-of-control! help2:

[LaurieE]

AIT Spice ansewing yew distwess call. You no need ta wowwy bout havin enuf food. Ther will be enuf fo all. :eating: And pwenty of luv. :muchlove: Hoomans have weally big hawts. Wememba, ajints hav big hawts to.

Yer new mishun, if yu chews to aksept it, is ta hep Fwitz becum happy agin.

:thinker: Git Fwitz to join the caws if he not alweady a membew. He gweat asset to the caws. Since he not able to move yet, he can listen and pass on messages. :gossiping: The hoomans will not :nono: suspect he is won of us.

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll weportin'

AIT Spice is correct. De new AIT can pass on mezzages and be ze decoy for all u udders. And the biggest mizzun is to help him feel happy and useful.

PTS is bery, bery bad. Datz means you go to sleep and neber wakes up. You goes to de Wainbow Bwidge. Is a good zing vwhen you are bery old and sick, but notz vwhen you can still be good and happy. Dey vwanted to do da same ting to me before my foster hoomom wrescued me. Dey said no one vwould vwant me because my back leggies no work and I cannot control ze peepee eider.

Der vwill always be enuf food. Ve vwill all send MREs again if tings get tough. I am sure de hooparents have it all figured outz for youz.

Ve are still settling in and getting to know de neighbourhoods before we start ze mizzuns in ze motor city. Ve hab de TRIMS under close surveillance.

AIT DD weportin' out

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here

Dat is right, kallyforny krew, Yous needs to makes Fwitz feel like he useful. He be good for de caus. He can be de decoy and keep de attenshun of de hoomans so dat yous can do yer misshuns. Make sure dat he :reading: de codebook.

I still has de stamps from hoomoms package so we can mails you de food if'n yous get despurate. But I thinks dat de hooparents gets plenty of food :eating: and lots of tweats.

Today v-tines day. :BlowKiss92: De hoomans tinks dat dis is fun day but it no fun at all. :annoyed: I cant eat de flowers and hoomom says dat chawcalate not for doggies. Why I can not hab any chawcalate? :mischvs:

[kerie0408]

To all ajints:

Wee-member dat yer job is to deestract that hoomans on dis V-tines day. Make sure you get all da love and dat the hoomans hab no time to love each udder! Give da look. Be cute. If dat no work, steal dere sockies!

Yer pla, Silly Dog