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Jennifer
10-26-2000, 10:49 AM
Thought this was cute. Not sure where this is from or who wrote it. Forwarded through email.


I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are as numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot-no greater bliss-well,
Maybe catching rats

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls.

Dig under the fence-why?
Because it is there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

dox_no3
10-26-2000, 02:37 PM
Great little poems
Someone sure knows our doggies
Is Kabuki next?

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Julie & Bugsy
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Roxane
10-26-2000, 03:41 PM
Now that is absolutely priceless. It needs to be quoted on every dog lovers' webpage. Are you giving permission to crosspost?
Thanks for taking the time to share,
Roxane, Greta & Baylea

Little Freddie
10-27-2000, 01:33 AM
<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm26.gif" border=0>That is a CUTE poem! So true! Thanks for sharing.http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

Susan

Jennifer
10-27-2000, 07:21 AM
Glad you enjoyed it. Feel free to cross post. I just wish that I knew the source...

Jennifer

Mark
10-27-2000, 09:02 AM
Whatever/whoever the source it is wonderful, Jennifer!!!!!

Thanks for sharing it with us!

Mark

Marci
10-27-2000, 12:09 PM
I LOVE IT!!! THANKS!!

MARCI

WOTANSMUTTI
10-27-2000, 06:19 PM
<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm2.gif" border=0> It's happening as I type! Dog Haiku is the very essence of dogness!

I laughed til I got a tear in the old eyeball. Thanks for the lift<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm12.gif" border=0>