A doxies standpoint on gore and bush

[Augie Dog]

The Presidential Debates: From Augie’s standpoint

Augie: Hurray, popcorn! Dad, who are those guys?
David: That is Vice President Gore on the left and George W. Bush on the right.
Augie: Are they owned by Doxies?
David: No.
Augie: They aren’t very nice, are they?
David: I guess not, they are politicians.
Augie: Like the guy in ” the room” that gave me the needle!
David: Close, they lie that it isn’t going to hurt and stick it to you, but that is a veterinarian too.
(Augie growls)
Augie: Why is the guy on the right keep saying the same thing over and over?
David: That is because his foot in not in his mouth yet and he can keep talking.
Augie: Does his feet smell like fritos too? (barks for more popcorn)
David: That I don’t know.
Augie: Wait, the guy on the left is doing the same thing! What about his feet?
David: Eat your popcorn Aug.
Augie: The guy on the left sure must be smart.
David: Why?
Augie: He invented the internet so you can buy me stuff from petopia.com!
David: Was that a hint?
Augie: And the guy on the right said the guy on the left invented the calculator too, so you can count my treats!
David: So, you are running low again.
Augie: Yeah, quit hogging the popcorn Dad!
David: Sorry.
Augie: Why is the guy on the right only gonna give the richest 1% most of the treats?
David: He’s not, the guy who invented the calculator don’t know how to use it.
Augie: Where is Alaska?
David: Far away?
Augie: Are there Doxies there to play with?
David: Should be……..
Augie: How about treats? Are there treats and fields and green grass to run through?
David: Lots
Augie: JACKPOT! But, why is the guy on the left upset that the guy on the right wants to go there?
David: The guy on the right wants to drill for oil there.
Augie: What’s oil?
David: Remember I was working on the car and that black stuff got all over the place?
Augie: Yeah! Was Mommy mad at you!
David: What did it do to the grass?
Augie: No more green!
David: And the bug that it got on?
Augie: It didn’t move anymore and you would not let me eat it!
David: That is what oil does if it is spilled.
Augie: So if the guy on the right goes for the oil and spills it, no grass, bugs, doxies or treats!
David: Sort of, but you get the idea.
Augie: That is not good. Dad, popcorn!
David: Sorry.
Augie: Dad, they are still saying the same thing over and over again.
David: Sad but, true.
Augie: Doesn’t anyone watch what they say and do? They are like that President guy!
David: Yes, you are correct. They can do anything and not be held accountable, that’s politics.
Augie: If I do something wrong, I don’t get a treat! NO FAIR!
(Augie barks for popcorn)
Augie: Dad, what is abortion?
David: It’s what should have happened to all puppy mill owners.
Augie: Dear old Dad, what’s a puppy mill?
David: Son of mine, you’ll never know……….. eat your popcorn.
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[Mark]

That is too funny, David!!! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/lol.gif http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/lol.gif http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/lol.gif http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/lol.gif http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

[Roxane]

David please tell Augie that if more dachsies would make their voices heard it would change politics, for the better, forever.
Unfortunately, Greta and Baylea were sleeping off their special dinner and missed the whole thing. But they have told me, that if Augie wants to run for office, he has their vote!
http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/wavey.gif
Roxane

[WOTANSMUTTI]

http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/spotting.gif Augie For President!

No more lying, lots of treats, Bad people re-absorbed to make good people and lots of popcorn to go around! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/popcorn.gif

[Wienergal]

David, what a clever dog that Augie is! My two snored through the entire excruciating 90 minutes... http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/sleep.gif Their mom snored through some of it too. No offense to Top Spin, Mark, but I really wish that all spin doctors would drop off the face of the earth so that we might be able to hear candidates say what they actually think, in their own words instead of these pathetic scripted lines.

Does either of these guys own a dog? Does anyone know? Hasn't it become sort of a requirement that all presidents must have photogenic dogs?

[pluto'slanie]

David, Augie has a better take on the candidates that anyone I've talked to. I hope he doesn't become jaded when he reaches adulthood. Lanie

[wireweiners]

I think Augie is smarter than most of the people who vote and he is way smarter than most of the politicians.

Katie the Cowdog, the dachsies and I decided not to try to become intelligent, informed voters. We watched the Professional Bull Riding on TNN instead!<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm16.gif" border=0>

[Penny's Aunt]

I heard of a dog south of here that lifted his leg on one of the city commissioner incumbents.

NOW THAT'S A DOG THAT UNDERSTANDS POLITICS!

[Dolly's Mom]

Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy,

I nearly laffed myself silly(er) reading Augie's sentiments. Didn't see any of the debate but Augie sure filled me in. Augie for Prez! Pass the popcorn to Dolly the Grub! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/popcorn.gif

Still giggling....
Sandi

[weenie]

Willi wants to know if he can run for VP with Augie. They could run under the DWD ticket!

If Willi can't be VP can he at least be a secret-service agent. Augie will need help being protected from all of the bad ol' sloogs out there. <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm11.gif" border=0>
-Kris

[loving two dachsie's]

Bailey & Ginger want to help with the Campaign!!!!!!

LOVE IT!!!! Keep it cominghttp://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

Linda

[Roxane]

David would you please submit this to Augie and see what he thinks of it as a campaign slogan?

Augie, The UNDERDOGS' Choice

Greta & Baylea (volunteer workers)

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[Augie Dog]

Hmmm...... with all the attention I feel like Jessie Ventura! We have the same hair cut after all.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm2.gif" border=0>

Next debate is wednesday night, too bad we are going to miss it because of chat nite!

Speaking of chat night, aug munched my headset. You should see it, still works though!

Let's see Augie's platform..... Let me think about that, he has a lot to say you know!<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm30.gif" border=0>