Wienergal
11-13-2000, 10:04 PM
With apologies to the ancient scribes and to the creator of the original of this, who wrote only about "The Dog."
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On the first day, God created the dachshund.
On the second day,God created man and woman to serve the dachshund. God made sure the man and woman had large laps.
On the third day,God created The L@@K, enabling the dachshund to obtain whatever he needed.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man and woman could labor for the good of the dachshund, for the purchase of rawhide and cookies and squeakies and sweaters and fluffy beds and Kongs and super-expensive kibble and raw chicken parts and cheese and Garnetto's snack mix. And all manner of things beloved by the dachshund.
On the fifth day, God created the wee-wee pads, the Nature's Miracle, and the crate, so that man and woman could endeavor to housebreak the dachshund. (God had a good laugh on the fifth day!)
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dachshund healthy and to ensure that the man and woman were always broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest. But He had to walk the dachshund.
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On the first day, God created the dachshund.
On the second day,God created man and woman to serve the dachshund. God made sure the man and woman had large laps.
On the third day,God created The L@@K, enabling the dachshund to obtain whatever he needed.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man and woman could labor for the good of the dachshund, for the purchase of rawhide and cookies and squeakies and sweaters and fluffy beds and Kongs and super-expensive kibble and raw chicken parts and cheese and Garnetto's snack mix. And all manner of things beloved by the dachshund.
On the fifth day, God created the wee-wee pads, the Nature's Miracle, and the crate, so that man and woman could endeavor to housebreak the dachshund. (God had a good laugh on the fifth day!)
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dachshund healthy and to ensure that the man and woman were always broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest. But He had to walk the dachshund.