The Com Center of Two-Bits (tell me if you get this) :)

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . LoneWolf . . . ;)

The hoomans may be on to our last ComCenter . . . so we have once again . . . moved it to this new safe-house.

In addition . . . we are in deep, deep, DEEP undercover, covert activities and can not talk long.

Fur for fir . . . I repeat . . . Fur for fir

[TessieMom]

Dis is Bouncer here... gots tha communicashun. HooMom has been bizzy makin me do the agility stuff cuz we gots a competition coming up. I will reports back soon. Bouncer up an out with da fir... for fur.

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin' in! Hewwo, all girlie and fellow agents and AITs. I am portin in cause, bein' Balentinz Day, an all, I gotta remind alla you - do NOT eat da chocolate! My hoomom says dat chocolate is bery bad for you, me, and alla us. One ob my before-my-time aunts ated a whole chocolate candy bar, and my hoomom tells me dat Lucy-Angel was bery lucky, but da white coats told her NO chocolate for us longdogs! My newest misshun? I got to eat some of de chicken dat my hoomom had for dindin, and then my hoodad gave me some of his yogurt! Agent Sleepy, off to patrol the perimeter! Fur for fir, yup, and ate at eight. I wepeat: ate at eight.

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog, sayin' dat I found dis new com center. Hoomom made dinner fer hoodad. Jus' a weeminder dat not only are we sposed to stay away frum da choclate but hoomom says it could be berry painful iff'n I get too close to da obben when she cookin'.

Dere is a wishbone on dee gwound at da nay-bor's house. I tink it fell out of dee garbage. I took my hoodad fer a drag ober to da wishbone, eben got it in me mouth, but he taked it away. I know where he throwed it and I try again tomorrow. WIsh me luck on Opewashin Wishbone!

[LuckysMom]

Dis is AIT Peas a dot weporting in. I is rekoverin from de attack by de enemy to de weft of us. He twied to poison me and my furbruder Shadow wif de Ole Roy not fit for doggie chow. Eben my skin bruder Shawn says he would not eat it. Repeat I has been poisoned wif Ole Roy.

Ait Peas a dot ober and out....Fir for fur and ate at eight.

[LaurieE]

AIT Spice 'portin' in. I glad you move Com Center. My hooman has ben bizzy on da computa. I think she ben lookin' fore it. She aktin' vewy stwange lately too. I ketch her watchin' me when I go out in the yawd. Don't you wowwy, I be vewy kareful when I go outside. I no let on that I'm on mizshun.

[Jenn]

Cuntry Bo repotin in:
Da hoosister gab me a new toy to destroy for Balentine's Day!! it is a big rope wid a cows head dat squeeks and an heart at da bottom dat squeeks too! It sqweeked to darn, i wuz afwaid dat it was sending out secwet codes. So i desqweeked it in 2 minutes fwat. den next wuz da stuffin. Stuffin, stuffin everywhere, it look like snow in my woom!!! Da hooma fussed at me but it had to be destrowed before it took off wid da plans for my next secwet mishun! Operashun get da mouse! Da hooma has twaps set eberywhere using my cheese and i can't get to dem cuz she says dat it will get my snout! Must get da mouses before da traps so that i can waller in my kill and smell good for da hooma and I get tweats for da kill!!! I must go and stay bery qwiet so dat I can pounce on da mouse. repeat pounce on da mouse!

Cuntry Bo ober and out.

[LaurieE]

AIT Spice anserin' -- I can tell you fwom xpewience that ketching mouses is not easy. It's vewy hawd to do becuz they is vewy, vewy fast. When it's vewy cold outside, those pesky mouses come in the kitchen and the closets unda de counta. My hooman uses a tway with a lot of sticky stuff on it. I twied to sniff it to see what it was and it got stuck to my ear. My hooman laught and thawt it was funny. :sofunny: I :no: think it was funny. Maybe if you and me fight dem together, we can ketch dem pesky mouses.

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll weportin' in.

I did a really good mizzun today. The hoomom was at work and when the hooaunt was in the baf room washing her hair with snot water, I wiggled out of my onsey AND my diaper. :rofl: :rofl: I gotz to runz around nicked. :cheer: :cheer: When the hooaunt finished in the baf room she tried to putz my diaper back on. She has neber had to do dis before. I rolled over on my tummy for belly rubs so she could not get my diaper back on.

But then my hoomom called to say she was coming home from work and just to put me in the ex-pen :sosad:. Dat vwas de end of de fun, but it vwas fun while it lasted

AIT DD weportin' out

[gunther's mom]

Putty here...Sank God I am still alert or I wud be wonderin were my friends were.
Oh about dem mousies. I got KATS near me. Now dis freaks my hoomom out. Da KATS put da mousies by da door of my next door nayboor. Sometimes den I git to pull one of dem by da tail . Makes my hoomom almost faint. Dis is not really a good thing becuz she is not so young any more and can't recover like young hoomoms.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger Here :wavesmile:

Does annyone out dere unnerstand hoomans? I mad at hoomom right now and I not talking to her.

We was on our walkies/survaylence misshun and I spots a TRIM on de ground. It was a little one. I pulled de leash out of de hoomoms hand and I runs to it. I gots it in my mouth ready to de-stuff it like my toys. I so looking forward to a tasty treat, and I thinks dat de hoomom will be so proud of me.

Do you know what de hoomom did? She stopped me!! :pullhair: She say "don't hurt de squirrl" and picked me up and makes me drop it before I could de-stuff dat TRIM. It ran away, hoomom let it exkape!! I barked and had a :hissyfit: and a :tantrum2: . I not calm down for one whole hour. Now I sit with my back to hoomom cuz I mad!!

What is up wid hoomans? Are dey trying to spoil de misshuns? Please adwise.

AIT Digger out.

[Joyce]

Agent Xter here, rough day, I waz on special detail at grams house cheking out da kichen, yu no ooking for crum evident. Grams tis awiz tryin to help me, and da Mutter gits on to it, and cuts Grams off wit da treats, witch help me wit me work. Now cause me to full, I hab to take da nap, so will gits back to u's soon. Agent Xter signin off.

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog here--Finally got to da naybors wishbone and da chicken dat dey trowed out. Hoodad pulled it from my mouf. But I gots to eat some chicken bones and chicken garbage. It was not a good victory, dough. About an our later, my belly was bouncing up an down and all kids of stuff was comin' out my mouf. I trowed up. Mom said it was becaws da chicken was sittin' in da stweet for a few days, after da garbage man dwopped it. Well, if it is not good to eat garbage dat was sittin for a few days, why don't hoo-people let me eat in on da first day. I had to fight for it for a few days, and da dee-lay got me sick!

Hoo-people's fault, not mine!

[gunther's mom]

Phew-Silly Dog-good thing you didn't haf to go to da woom of doom.
I also berry much like to git chikens ebenif dey is old chikens. But it so cold here that I take only a second to take a wizzz. Not like that wiener island where you live.

[TDR11114]

So , you have de KATS too? dis mus mean twouble for de canine wace!
Mom says dat de Kats are bery bwave, and dat dey will come wight up to de porch an wook in de window at us, and it makes us cwazy! Now for de mice, well Wady Bug has been bewy good bout makin dem keep dere distance! We tink dat de kats are after de mice as well, but mom has been worried cause de neighbor next door has dose noisy tings cawed "roosters" again, and her dosent wike dem cause dey have been gettin out of de neighbors yard and onto de porch and side of de house, and mom says dat she is just waiting for Connie to get a holt of one of dem again tru de fence wike before! But dats awight wif us, cause we den would have fwesh chicken!
Dats all for now! Its two for 2 day ! I wepeat its two for 2 day!

[LaurieE]

I hear my hooman say confeshun is good faw da soul. I am in big twouble and I must confess. I only found da code book today. I not know I not supposed to use my weal name. :blush: I vewy, vewy sowwy. :sorry: I hope I not put evewyone in dangew. I dink up weally good code name -- Southewn Comfawt. I pawmis to use it foam now on.

[Daxie Mom]

Hi dis is AIT Whiney butt an my sissy AIT Short bus we are new here.Our hoomom be on here all de time but will not share wif us. We sneak in here tonight so will haf to be qwick. Our hoomom not like de TRIM eder I ben here 4 months and got 2 alweady, eben brought one in de libing room for her, but she jus start yellin for unkle robbie to come and take it away. AIT short bus neber caught one before ,she dont like it outside, but I chase dem eberyday. My oddur sister Daizee(not a AIT) but she twy to help ctch dem but she not so fast we twy to corner dem togeder. My mishun for now to dribe my unkle and hoomom crazy by barking all de time. Me and AIT Short bus will be chekin in for future mishuns when hoomom is away.we hab to wook out for each oddur cause I heard hoomom say she got a new job today working with de white coats and came home today smellwin like oddur doggies and i hab to jump all ober her and her new outfits she broght home. Wish us wuck she dont take us to work wif her and the white coats. AIT Whiney Butt and AIT Short Bus signin out.

[Jenn]

Cuntry Bo Portin in:
How bout my hooma took me to work yesterday wid her!!! I did not know what to. I wuz not instwucted on dis new mishun! Der wuz all deez differwant smelzs and I did no tknow where to start. She let me wun around for a while but I had to stay in my cwate most of da day becuz of the strange hoomans that would come in. I could not do much reconisanze work in dis awea. I did notlike it much dough, I was glad to be back home in my own teweetory!! I'm still on da hunt for da mouses. Hooma says dat dey know bout da traps and won't go near them. I know what it is dey fear me!! hooma gab me a baff in da snot water and i smell to foo foo. I need a kill to waller in to get rid of da foo foo smell!! I smell like a girl, yuk!! Can any oder AIT's or Agent's send me a kill? I have 3 tweats and a new toy wid a starter hole for eazy destuffin for trade! Dis is an SOS for a waller, I repeat an SOS for a waller!

[quavec]

Agent Fwogman 'portin' in. I's bin so berry busy waitly. Da new pwace we lib in has wots of gwound to cover. so far nutting has bin able to get by me. I do tinks dat da pawpaw is twying to get da secwets frum me dough. He talks to me at da dark time and waits for me to answer. I hab bin stwong an only do da barky ting to him. he must be twying to decipher da bark code to find out da secwets.

sum big tings wit da wheels come to da house yesterday. dey hab buckets in da back and da humans are choppin down da twees. I tink dey are twying to help me with da squirrels. but it mite be a twick.

I will be vigilant and keep all da DWD secwets safe.

Agent Fwogman over and out....

Da fog is leabing...I wepeat...da fog is leabing......

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I was a bit confuze on where you were all hiding :blush: but az a good azent, I found my way back to zee DWD pack.

While looking for you, I waz productive... I visited the capital of zee French North Pole, staying in a Castle, nothing less for a doxie, which waz great :yahoo:

From our room, I waz able to obzerve zee French North Pole Parliament . I have plans of zee place so we can invade it anytime if we need too :cheer: I of course also rolled over zee spot to pick zee smell on me and let mine there.

Here some evidence of my passage in the French North Pole capital...

Where my room waz in zee roof:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/Chateau1.jpg

Me, doing my job:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/chateau7a.jpghttp://www.abiose.net/ann/chateau7b.jpg

Me, observing vicioulsy and anonymously zee Parliament:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/chateau4a.jpg

Now, I should go rest for a couple of day az it waz a tremendous mizzion :zzz:

Azent Bean La Doon out :seeya:

[kerie0408]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I was a bit confuze on where you were all hiding :blush: but az a good azent, I found my way back to zee DWD pack.

While looking for you, I waz productive... I visited the capital of zee French North Pole, staying in a Castle, nothing less for a doxie, which waz great :yahoo:

From our room, I waz able to obzerve zee French North Pole Parliament . I have plans of zee place so we can invade it anytime if we need too :cheer: I of course also rolled over zee spot to pick zee smell on me and let mine there.

Here some evidence of my passage in the French North Pole capital...

Where my room waz in zee roof:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/Chateau1.jpg

Me, doing my job:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/chateau7a.jpghttp://www.abiose.net/ann/chateau7b.jpg

Me, observing vicioulsy and anonymously zee Parliament:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/chateau4a.jpg

Now, I should go rest for a couple of day az it waz a tremendous mizzion :zzz:

Azent Bean La Doon out :seeya:


Zee French North Pole Parliament wooks berry nice!!! I bet you went in an elebator to git to yer room!

[abiose]

Zee French North Pole Parliament wooks berry nice!!! I bet you went in an elebator to git to yer room!

Azent Bean La Doon re-checking in :wavesmile:

Indeed I took zee elebator also known as zee magical wardrobe... you get in and don't know where you will ended, finding a totally new dimension full of new smells. I love zee elebator :loveshower:

Oh that wazn't zee parliament... it waz in a castle hotel with our view giving on zee parliament to spy over it better :D

Bean La Doon re-checking out :seeya:

[quavec]

Agent Bean La Doon dis is Agent Fwogman - you had such a good mishun! I tink it will help da DWD twemendusly. But, next time you go dere, gib me a call - I want do goes too!

[Daxie Mom]

I tink I spoke too soon!! Good evening all dis is AIT whiney Butt portin' in. Hoomom adbised me tonight that I and I awone will be escortin her to work tomorrow, a sad, sad day. somfin bout the rocks that used to be in my bwadder a long time ago and yestaday and today I cant peepee to good and tonight i been trying not to cry but I'm a bit sore and scaward too. She pwomise to take care ob me but i hate to be der all day with de white coats and dey gonna poke my bewwy and stuff. hopefuwwy I will come home ok maybe eben wif some inside info about the woom ob doom. I tell my sissy AIT Short bus to pway for me and I wub her and not to be jelus.AIT Whiney Butt signin off. To de woom ob doom I go...I wepeat to de woom ob doom I go...

[quavec]

Yikes AIT whiney Butt! Da woom ub doom!? Mudder sez deez works so here dey are, jus for u!

:rayz: :rayz: :rayz: :rayz:

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In & Must Say Vee R Frilled Wif All Da Noo Re-krootz: First, vee vont 2 :welcome8: all da noo AITs: Whiney Butt, Short Bus & Southern Comfort. Der ees no way U kin no how happee we R 2 haf U join da cawz. Vee haf ben des-prut 4 more help2: . It ees vewy dif-kult 2 cawy out miszhunz :pullhair: unless vee haf su-fish-ent comradz 2 assist us in doin' da escape if'n it be-cumz necessary! U kantz guarantee da miszhunz vil go smoothly 'n sum ub our best ajints R up in da French North Pole & kin onlee respond in e-merge-in-C by sendin' da stampz & da cwedit cawd #'s. Plweaz don't git us wrong - - doze vewy same AITs hab gotten us out ub sum vewy tuf scrapes - - wun time, we vus in a flood & day sent us cwedit cards, MREs (Meals-Ready-2-Eat) :cheer: and a golf umbrella. Ven U R stuk bee-hind enmee linez, nuthin' ees more :welcome2: than sup-lize showin' up unexpektedlee frwum our comradz out in da feeld!

Second: Vee needz 2 send sekwet adbice 2 Whiney Butt, Short Bus & Southern Comfort: If'n you read da Rule Book [mandatory] all da way fru, you will see dat Code Names cannot be used :sorry: until cleared thru Agent Little Bird - she da official recorder - you must ask permishun, or da boom will cum down -

Third: Vee vont 2 :thanx: all who answered us bout da noo dog. Vee vus vewy :blush: embarassed ven ideas vus forwarded by comradz & vewy :pullhair: mad @ our :D greed. ALL ideas are wunderful & vee R makin' da game plan for Fritz - after much kon-tem-plashun, vee realize der are tonz ub tingz he kin do. Also, Hoomom has "temporarily" taken in (4 a rescue dat not haf room), an old, old [ancient] doxy who wuz found wanderin' da streetz. He ees goin' 2 B our dee-koy. Hopez da enmee notz ask him aneesing - he kantz see (cataractz) or hear, but somehow allus nose ven da food arrives!

LAST but not least: AIT (hopefully) Whiney Butt: Do NOT worry bout da woom of doom; AIT Fritz jist gotz bak yestidday fwum der. Altho he vus fine, ven day handed Hoomom da vet bill, it taked 2 people 2 revive her. She almos had 2 go 2 mer-jen-C room! $529.60 for clean da teef, Metacam, & cupl X-rays. Hoomom in bed dis mornin' - Hoodad twyin' 2 keep her sedated. Vee vus tinkin' ub gibben her sum ub Fritz' Metacam & C if dat help!

Vee wurkin' on noo miszhun. Still haf 2 wurk out intri-ku-Ceez of miszhun. Gitz bak 2 U ven vee haf tings figgered. Dis B miszhun 4 everywun; U must ALL turn walkie-talkie's to Channel 29 on March 1st. More di-rek-shunz @ dat time.

***Speshl Messuj Onlee To Bean La Doon: Vee C da boo-tee-full miszhun U vent on - vee R vewy impwest! Iz der sum reason itz B submitted 2 X? Is dat Sekwet Code 4 Sumpin? Vee jis afwaid vee R missin' da message? Vee ben twyin' 2 de-sypher ALL night - putz ALL 14 headz togedder - cum up wif 0! In dis case, 2 [14] headz definitlee Notz better dan 1! Kal.Krew- Ober 'N Out

[abiose]

***Speshl Messuj Onlee To Bean La Doon: Vee C da boo-tee-full miszhun U vent on - vee R vewy impwest! Iz der sum reason itz B submitted 2 X? Is dat Sekwet Code 4 Sumpin? Vee jis afwaid vee R missin' da message? Vee ben twyin' 2 de-sypher ALL night - putz ALL 14 headz togedder - cum up wif 0! In dis case, 2 [14] headz definitlee Notz better dan 1! Kal.Krew- Ober 'N Out

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

My mizzion wazn't post twice but put in quote... which looks like I posted twice ... not my fault but it iz funny to see my anonymous pictures again :sofunny:

Oh! Did you notice my necklace on zee pictures? We're on our way for a very important mizzion which involve my oomaman. We're going to zee post office to sent a bunch of necklaces like mine for a Wienerfest in March in your part of zee world to raize mony for zee poor homeless AIT and Azents :cheer:
www.riversidedachshundrescue.com

I'm sure they will make zillion of mony with thoze :party6:

Buzy like a bee Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[kerie0408]

Azent Bean La Doon re-checking in :wavesmile:

Indeed I took zee elebator also known as zee magical wardrobe... you get in and don't know where you will ended, finding a totally new dimension full of new smells. I love zee elebator :loveshower:

Oh that wazn't zee parliament... it waz in a castle hotel with our view giving on zee parliament to spy over it better :D

Bean La Doon re-checking out :seeya:


Silly me! Silly Silly dog. You don't sleep in da Parliament!!!

I lub elebators, too.

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In Agin:

Dear Bean La Doon: Vee C our mistake :blush: - vee gotz 2 C your bee-oo-tee-ful pics twice & of course, vee all vont 2 go wif U next time.:hug2: AIT Fwogman has da right idea! :D Ifn' we could jis accompany Bean La Doon on half ub his mishunz, half our transportashun :eekdevil: ishooz would be cured! Vee allus luf piks ub da Leetl Bean La Doon- but ver is your hoodie - vee like to allus git one pik of da hoodie, Bean! Makes us no it wus reel mishun - you allus go incog-neat-oh - - if'n U need help2: on next twip, jis call us on da walkie-talkie!
Vee liked ur noo necklaces - dat is sooo vewy, vewy nice of U & ur Hoomom :cheer: 2 send doez wunnerful tingz 4 dat Doxie Picnic. Dat lady (Badgerdogjan) vil B vewy, vewy gwateful. :party6: She ees nice person, kording 2 my Hoomom. We tink ur Hoomama ees :angel: 4 making all ub doez, kuz our Hoomom no ur Hoomama make dem herself. :thanx:
Gotz 2 go & wurk on Noo miszhunz - twyin' 2 cum up wif weally, weally big 1 dat evwy-1 could wurk on 2-gedder. Remember 2 keep wadios on Channel 29 on March 1st - portunt messujes cumin' 2 U. KA Krew Ober 'n Out

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt 'portin' in --
I wead da manual all de way thwu and it only say new AIT's must choose a secwet Agint name. It not say anythin' 'bout askin' pemishun to use secwet name. Is dare anudder manual I not see? How do I git in touch wif Agint Little Bird?

[LaurieE]

Aftew I wepawted, I stawted weading old posts and found mesage. I sent wequest to Agint Little Biwd.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

I vwent on ze best missun today.

I hears de tiny hoomans talk about ze lions and tigers in de wravine behind ze cave of ze hooaunt. I likes ze little hoomans, dey dwropz lotz of cwrumbs vwhen zey eats, so I goes down to da wravine today to find ze vwild animalz for dem.

I sneaks under de gate of de fence and am sniffing and sniffing, vwhen ze hoomom misses me :pullhair: She comes after me and sayz dat I am lucky de ky-oaties no eatz me. :yikes2:I no vwants to be ze dinner :essen_15: for no ky-oaties. But now ze hoomom is confused :confused:she is not sure if I have been escaping ze yard before, and I am not telling :nanana::

I tinks I may have shot myself in ze paw, coz ze hoomom is talking about white coats and a microchip ??????

I tinks if I find ze lions and tigers, den dey vwill scare away ze ky-oaties. Vwhatz you all tinks???

De hooman is coming in ze morning to fix ze snot water, must go and get rest so ve can barks lots at him

AIT Barky Boy signing outz

[Daxie Mom]

Dis is AIT Whiney Butt portin' in for duty. Well hoomom took me wif her today and we had a fun wide and I got to tee the big city. but den they poke my bewwy and hoomom said I hab no crystal in my peepee but could have infektun and have to take a pill wich means xtra treat for me ebery night and ebrey mornin'. the mishun was a success! anytime xtra treat inbolbed is a good mishun right?? I learn if hoomom work der not too bad to stay all day cause she take me for walk and buy me some chuckun and I cry weal lowd and ebery one come to pet me and say you mom work here it ok!!

AIT Sothawn comfawt i so gwad you found de book dont forget the oath me and Ait Short Bus took it togeder, she in wif hoomom right now,she dont leave her side when I be on the box portin' in. she de wook out!!

AIT Bean La Doon I almost not rekogniz you wif de bwind fold on just like on TV. And AIT Barky Boy dont twust dem lions and tigers they just big kitty katz and they will fight the ky-oaties to eat you too. And PWEASE stway in de fence cause de time matine ca run you ober it not always safe to go out der awone.

I hab one question eberybody tawkin bout de credit cawds my hoomom dont hab one ob dos, she say only debit cawd can I use it?? pwease wet me know so I can help wit de mishun. I'll send anyting I can.Well hoomom gona come in soon better fwee de scene, I wepeat better fwee de scene. dont want to bwow de mishun, ober and out.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:


the mishun was a success! anytime xtra treat inbolbed is a good mishun right??

Congratz on you mizzion :congratulations:
Indeed, a xtra treats = a very successful mizzion!!!

What I underztood here iz that your oomaman works in a white coat office right? You are well placed to try to accumulate az many informazions az possible from her and coworkers to bring the DWD then one day, all AIT and Azent will be able to avoid those ewil white coat places :thumbup2:


AIT Bean La Doon I almost not rekogniz you wif de bwind fold on just like on TV

Oh, that iz a compliment :thanx: I become very good at zee art of being incognito :bagonhead:


I hab one question eberybody tawkin bout de credit cawds my hoomom dont hab one ob dos, she say only debit cawd can I use it??

Zee problem with debit cawd iz you need a NIP (number izentificazion pin) to make it works I WEEPEAT... you need a NIP to make it works!!!
To have such informazion from your oomaman, you will need to use your TORTURE skills :blush: Start to work on that as soon as possible because it may take a long time before getting zee infos... Best torture to use are *lick lick lick* zee human face until they divulgate zee infos or bite zee toes.

Good luck on this trementous mizzion!

Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:



I goes down to da wravine today to find ze vwild animalz for dem.


Ohhh you are quite brave to want to face zee ky-oaties :yikes2:
Be vewy careful AIT Barky Boy... I heard that such beast can eat us as simple as a hot dog without muztard :sorry: and I won't you to finish this way *CRY* :tears:

About zee lions and tigers... those aren't dangerouz... trust me I know what I'm talking about living with 2 black panthers and a tiger. You can even train them to work for you, doing zee dirty jobs ah and indeed can scare away zee ky-oaties without you have to raise a paw at zee risk they will be eaten, not you :D


I tinks I may have shot myself in ze paw, coz ze hoomom is talking about white coats and a microchip ??????

That is bad bad bad but keep in mind that the microchip will only divulgate your civilian izentity.

On an other note... me and my oomaman went to zee post office yesterday to accomplish an other perillous mizzion :party6:

Zee package is in zee mail I weepeat, zee package is in zee mail.

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

Are you sure dat de microchip not compwamize yer identity? I gots one from de white coats when I wuz jest a baby. Dat wuz be-4 I joined de cause! I hope I not giving out seecwet informashun. Please Advise.

[Daxie Mom]

AIT Whiney Butt portin' in here,

Well I gots my xtra tweats today very happy!! Agent Bean La Doon dont worry I will compweat my mishun, I know exactly how to get my hoomom to give up de info. all I have to do is give kisses in de nose and as soon as I touch de brain she always gibes in, if by chance dat dont work I bite and hold on to her fuzzy feet while she twy to walk, if she dont tell I will make her fall down. Fear not de mishun will be compwete... I wepeat, de mishun will be compwete. This is AIT Whiney Butt ober and out.

[kerie0408]

Da cwedit card is in case ub mergency. If anudder ajint needs help, we kin use cwedit card to send him tings frum internet. Jes dee udder day I was tinking of buying' meeself new futbol frum da ee-bay. But found out dat I needs hoomom's paypal seecwet code! If yer hoomom has no cwedit card, you kin use her debit, iff'n you wern da secwet code.

See, we all needs to hab 'mergency kit but some of us might hab different tings in dere. How 'bout I make list of sigjested items:

1. stamps, important, to send tings do dee udder ajints. eat dem and store dem in yer belly.
2. cwedit card, iffn you can git yer hands on one, hide it unner da hoopeople's mattwess.
3. checks. eat da hoopeople's checkbook!
4. cash-ola. hoopeople be berry sneaky and twy to hide but you should twy to find.
5. somefing smelly. always know where to find somefing vewwy smelly. if you needs to repel a hooman or a kitty kat, you kin wollawound in somfing smelly.
6. a good book, case you git bored!!

Yer friend,
SILLY DOG~!!

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeeay Krew Portin' In:

First: Mudder (Hoomom) is really mad :pullhair: @ da noo dog, Fritz. Yep, der B nuff food here, but he allus vontz "scraps" & da Hoomom is furious wif him, cuz he turnz nose up at wunnerful foodz she cookz 4 us ebery day fresh & refuses 2 eatz - den whines cuz he's hungry. Tink Hoomom bout ready 2 send him bak 2 shelter; if it weren't 800 miles round-trip away, she would! Vee told him 2 go out & roll in sumpin' real stinky - dat way da Hoomom really lub him, right?

2nd: Old ancient one Hoomom took in iss all right; gonna make a weel good decoy! Vee tryin' 2 get him 2 wear cat cosstume, - - den he could weelly B in-cog-neat-0! Vee twyin' 2 help2: him 2 read da code book :D Ifn' U kin figger outz a good name 4 him, vee vil use it! Vee has used up da bwain sellz 4 dis month! :thanx:

3rd: Vee R twyin' 2 finish wurkin' on da miszhun. Gotz lotsa pwanz 4 evwy-1; hopez U likes dem. Ifn' we gonna rule da world, vee gotta get busy.
Vee R sooo vewy, vewy happee ober da noo we-krootz! :party6: Now vee kin git sumpin' dun. Bean La Doon: U gotz 2 keep twak ub da Hoodie; vee countin' heavily on U wearin' da Hoodie 4 upcoming miszhunz.

TO: AITs (Hopin 2 B) - Whiney Butt, Short Bus & Southern Comfort:
Might be vewy, vewy smart 4 U 2 send PM to Ajint Little Bird - I tink her name B Willsana! Ask her bout da secwet code names; she be recorder. Tink she might hab posted recently, but if'n U go bak fru da posts, U will find her. She B really nice 2 work wif, butz IF'n U not ask, she kin frow U out ub da DWD! Not kiddin' - :eekdevil: she can be a real :pullhair: terror, ifn' U no wutz we mean!

Anyway, gotz 2 go! We goin' 2 B :welcome8:'in da :angel: 2 our home ifn' vee don't make shur da ancient 1 eats. Vee twyin' 2 keep him goin'.

The fox twyin' 2 get in-2 da chicken house: wepeat:
The fox twyin' 2 get in-2 da chicken house.
If east is east & west is west, how did North get to be in da middle?
Kaliforneeay Krew Portin Out. :D

[kerie0408]

Attention all AITs and Ajints: Pwease sigjest names fer da new ancient AIT dat has come to da Kalifornee-ayy crew. Fer dee Kalifonee-ayy crew, tell us more bout da new AIT so we kin help.

Hoodad took me to a new pwace today and a man cut my toes-ies. Toes-ies was gettin' real long because I wasn't lettin' hoomom twim dem. It's tewwible now. When I went outside to make doodie bomb I had no more long toes-ies to kick da dirt ober da doodie bomb!!! An' when I walk on da wood floor da click click not so loud now. An' when hoomom close da door to her bedwoom, I don't hab dee long toes-ies to scwatch up da door.

ANd, dat man did sumfin' else to me. He put pwobe in my ear an' he wiped in my ear. All dee good stuff dat was in my ears is gone. Dat can't be good fer da DWD cause. DWD members sposed to fight to keep dee dirty ears!

I was twicked!!!! Dee man dat cut my toes-ies didn't hab a white coat and was not in a woom of doom. He was in a store dat had so many toys and bones and food. Dee gwoomer is jes as bad as dee white coats. Don't let da toys in da store fool you!!!!! I lost my toes-ies by twusting dat man. I will wait long time fer toes to gwow back!

Silly Dog sayin' don't twust dee gwoomer. He not yer fwend!!! Pwotect yer toes and ears at all times!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here!!

I hab been on a mishun and have the berry good intellijense! :D Some of de AIT and Ajents hab been twrying to get de hoomans secweet password and PIN for the crwedit cards and paypals. Torture werks sometimes, but be carefuls, cuz it could land you in de crate, and it is hard to go on mishuns from de crate. :pullhair:

Dere is better way to get seekret codes. When de hoomom is at de puter, ask to sits in de lap when hoomom types. Make sure to gibe lots of kisses so she not be suspishus. Den watch beeeeery closely, cuz dey use de code on de puter! If you watches long eenuff, you see many seekret codes. I got hoomom's ebay, paypal, and bank codes dis way!! Now I all ready for eeny emergencee.

Hope dis helps!!

Silly dog, my hoomom cuts my toes-ies. But I not mind cuz I gets some chicken breast when she do dat. But it do makes it hard to dig de holes.

AIT Digger out.

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Vee kinnot beweev da miszhunz you guyz ben on - - and de info dat AIT Digger gotz on dis last miszhun. E-bay, Pay Pal and Cwedit Cardz codez 2? :thanx:Tingz jis gittin' better 'n better every day!

And Silly Dog, next time U C da groomer, vee siggest U run - yell loud as possibl - help2: - bark, run fast as U kin! Sumtime, groomerz is more danj-rus den da room ub doom! Spesh-lee ifn' day stealin' da ear wax!:eekdevil: Vee can't let dat happen; vee keep haf our info-mashun in da ear wax! Ifn' any-1 eber tries 2 steal it, :pullhair: vee sendin' in da Ancient One cuz day getz so confused ven day C him cuz day can't figger out whutz he is! He gotz Ven U R as old as Da Ancient One, life goes day by day, butz B-4 U feel :sorry: 4 him, let us tell U little secwet! Turnz out himz alpha dog; lady lied 2 da Hoomom! :blush: He gotz here & steal best spot in frunt ub da heater, :pullhair: best spot in Big Bed, and he inhalez da dinner & starts lookin' @ ours! He is vewy stwong & notz fwaid ub any-1!

Da Ancient One iss red SH doxy - approx. 19# - needin' dental & toe-sies twim - vee might send him 2 da gwoomer! [He boutz 13 yrs. old, gotz calcium pozit on da shoulder, big wart in midl ub bak, lumpz 'n bumpz evwy-wer; he vus found wanderin' da stweetz - vewy bwave though - :cheer: so vee tinkin' vee mightz use him 4 securitee - vut U guyz tink? He needz name 4 da DWD! Vee need sigjus-chunz fwum da udder AITs & Ajints. Vee goin' 2 haf da contest - evwy-1 needz 2 submit der choice - vee vil B submittin winnin' name to da DWD 4 permishun 2 use! Dis vewy gud idea by Silly Dog.

We still feelin' bad 4 old Fritz - he needz all da help2: he kin git! We would likez U to :welcome8: our 2 nooest we-krootz in-2 da DWD. Vee lookin' 4 da help wif da namez. Fritz jis gotz in twubl wif Hooperson dat lif here also - - he gwowl & bawk @ himz cuz he shootin' da paintball gun [wifout da paint balls} 'n Fwitz wuz goin' 2 take him outz. Gotz 2 tell U guyz, vee gotz da see-kur-itee ting down. Vee tinkin' boutz rentin' da 2 noo dogz outz 2 help earn $$$ 4 da DWD! Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' Outz

[gunther's mom]

OOOO- I am so mad at my mutter. she and hoodaddy saw the movie "Eight Below". Dats the movie with the big huskies and some scientist going on a hooman kind of mishun. Well dey loved dis movie. But when dey came back dey made fun of me and my brudder,saying, wouldn't it be cute if dey got little "sleds' for us so that we could do errands. Not talking to hoomom for awhile....

[Jenn]

OOOO- I am so mad at my mutter. she and hoodaddy saw the movie "Eight Below". Dats the movie with the big huskies and some scientist going on a hooman kind of mishun. Well dey loved dis movie. But when dey came back dey made fun of me and my brudder,saying, wouldn't it be cute if dey got little "sleds' for us so that we could do errands. Not talking to hoomom for awhile....

Hey dere Putty!
Could you not use de "sleds" to help wif secwet mishuns? You can hawl tweats, blankies and da cwedit cawds wif eaze!! You know dat our backs can't take to much weight. If you can pull your hoomans on da leash to be sure you could pull da "sleds" please don't be upset wid da hooma you can use dis to de DWD adbantagwe. You could load dem up and hide dem and dey will be ready to go!!

[maddoxies]

On an other note... me and my oomaman went to zee post office yesterday to accomplish an other perillous mizzion :party6:

Zee package is in zee mail I weepeat, zee package is in zee mail.

AIT Barky Boy weportin' in

Package received, many thanks. Files in ze package have be read and destwroyed. Necklace will be good disguise for AIT Diaper Doll. We are worrwied dat her wreal ID is now known after de fashion show last weekend. Eben her former foster hoomon in da US heard aboutz AIT DD and de fashion show from de uder sources.

I cannot go on mizzuns for now. Der is more poizzin white stuff on de gwround and ze escape is blocked. So me and AIT DD will stay vwarm inside and tinks of names for de new AITs wif de Kalifornie Krew. Maybe old Fritz could be AIT4x4, coz he needs 4 vwheels to go??? Now ve hab 4 AITs for ze "Motor Pool":cheer:

AIT BB weportin' out

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:



Package received, many thanks. Files in ze package have be read and destwroyed. Necklace will be good disguise for AIT Diaper Doll. We are worrwied dat her wreal ID is now known after de fashion show last weekend.

I'm glad that our secwet postal service got to you with all zee secwet files intact :cheer: You can have good use of zee blankets which were hiding zee files (I hope you didn't destroy them too in zee procedure :blush:)

Do not worry for AIT DD, as you know, I'm too a model in my civilian life and I'm also microshiped. Both factors can't compromized our secwet identity... both are very useful covers to perform our mizzions.

I would love more details about AIT DD latest modeling show as it can be of great help to all other DWD AIT and Azents in here :thanx:

Zee outside iz cold as ice I weepeat, zee outside iz cold as ice :afraid:
Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[Daxie Mom]

Dis Ait whiney Butt and lil sis AIT Short Bus portin' in. me and AIT Short bus been tinkin that maybe kaliforneeay crew should name de ancient one AIT Junk Yard Dog cause he sound like a bad @$$, like he dont take nufin from nobody. Me would be scared to live wif him but at least hes on our side right!!! Great news about my mishun AIT Digger tanks for the adbise. hoomom was byin sumfin at DRNA and she use de code just like you said she would. I got the card info, I wepeat i got the card info. ober and out

[Bailey'sMom]

help2: VEE GITTIN' FLOODED HERE IN KALIFORNEEAY! VEE HAS JIS BOUTZ HAD IT WIF DIS VAWTER - It evwywer - - vee habin' 2 wade in-2 da farm 'n Hoodad holdin' da pwace down!:blush: So - - here da kwes-chun 4 U!

Vee vus weelly hopin' U guyz was an :angel: & saved sum ub dem MREs from last time. Also, duz Barky Boy & Diaper Doll still haf da Golf umbrella? Member last time, it vus da majik:eekdevil: umbwella, kinda! We :thanx: vewy much, kuz vee hate bein' stuk here behin' enmee linez! Vee :welcome8: any help2: vee kin gitz. Ven vee kin git outz - I mean all ub us, vee goin' 2 call meetin' wif all da AITs. Butz ifn' vee kant ALL gitz out, vee vil B here stickin' it outz wif Da Ancient 1 - :party6: All 4 - 1 & 1 - 4 All! :cheer: Duz any AITs haf da cwedit card #'s for use? Vee needz 2 order lanterns and matches and firewood 4 da stove! Kud U send da bwankies frum da pakin' box dat da files wuz in? Vee ben fweezin' :pullhair: here lately!

Vee vontz evwy-1 2 No we submittin' followin' namez 2 Ajint Little Bird: Vee weelly like da sig-jus-chinz: For Fritz: AIT 4 X 4 & For Da Ancient 1: JYD, which ub kors stands 4: Junk Yard Dog. It B so fittin' - ifn' U only knew da Ancient 1, U would tink it B perfekt.

Vee vus vundrin' ifn' vee kud gitz AIT Diaper Doll 2 B in K-muni-K-shun wif da AIT Ybba - day bof haf da kartz & Hoomom iss orderin' da kartz 4 da 1-legged 1 - Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' Outz. Messuj 2 Whiney Butt & Short Bus: Keerful meetin' ajints in da field. Day sumtimez da enmee; repeat: Day sumtimez da enmee. - - - Ifn' B = 14 = T - 6, vut iss X?
So, ifn' east is east and south B south, why iss east on opposit end ub north?

[maddoxies]

help2:[B] Also, duz Barky Boy & Diaper Doll still haf da Golf umbrella? Member last time, it vus da majik:eekdevil: umbwella, kinda! Vee vus vundrin' ifn' vee kud gitz AIT Diaper Doll 2 B in K-muni-K-shun wif da AIT Ybba - day bof haf da kartz & Hoomom iss orderin' da kartz 4 da 1-legged 1 - Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' Outz.

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

Ve do not haf de golf umbrella. You sent it to AIT Digger so she could bark at de udder dogs, wemember?? Ve could use de cwredit card to send you de inflatable floating time machine. It might take two twips to get yous all out.

AIT Diaper Doll vwill send mezzage on private channel to AIT Ybba about da kartz for AIT 4x4. AIT DD LOVES her new vwheelz. She wruns ober de toesies of de hoomans all da time now. :sofunny: Dey say she needs da horn for da kart. Ve hopes da poisin dwrops stops soon :raining:
AIT BB sneakin' off to order de inflatable floating time machine for de Kalifornie Krew

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here!!

I hab de golf umbrella. I used de hoomom's paypal account to sends it to Kaliforney. Does you all tinks I should post hoomoms credit card numbers and passwords on de internet so dat eberyone can uses it in emergencee?

Hoomom on Spring Break right now. :party6: :party6: Dat means lots of play time cuz mom no hab to work. She also not hab to go next week to teach dem kiddies de Algebra. What is de Algebra? :scratch:

Daiper Doll, did you gets de crayons I sents to you? I tinks dey are berry good for sending de messages.

Mutter say we go to da doggie park now. :boogie: Digger out.

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . Senior Agent LoneWolf . . .

The endeavors and missions taken on by all AITs and Agents are something to be proud of . . . good job by all.

So did anyone *get* why I named this ComCenter, Two-Bits?

Well the last ComCenter was #24 . . . so . . . 25 is *two-bits*! :party6:

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll to AIT Digger: Ooops. I thought da crayons were de new MREs (dey were tasty):oops: Dey do make colourful diapers though. Today's colour is Yellow.

AIT Diaper Doll weportin' out for a diaper change

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here to say Awert Awert!!! I heard my mutter and fadder talking. Mainly it was my fadder (my hoddaddy). He talked about getting a "Little Cheap RAM" for the 'puter'. Well da CHEAP RAM came yesterday and he is in now da puter. I am berry concerned that this could make our mishuns problematic. I mean "Is da little ram something to be concerned about?." Well I did a goggle search and a saw a picture of a "ram". He not look to friendly but so far he seems awfully quiet. Personally I sink it must not be a good existence,having to live in the puter. I sink I will be an angel agint and give him some bonz.
Oh and to answer da qustion about ALGEBRA. Well Algaebra occurs when da laundry is not done offen enough. Like us doxies, this piece of 'quipment must be washed in snotwater.

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin in. Hewwo all fellow and girlie Agents and AITs. I know all about dose "two bits". My hoomom says ebery day dat she goes to her werk, dat she is workin' for dose "two bits" to keep me in da dachsies manner to which I have become accustomed. I wike my bed, blankies, toys, kibble, and tweats, so I am all over da two bits thing! By de way, I already know where da cash, checkbooks and credit cards are, plus all de passwords - AngelAgents Winkin', Blinkin', Nod, and Bluebonnet told me alla dat when I made my promotion to Agent. Hey, dere's a cat next door I'll sell ya for 6 bits - I have my eye on a tweat at Petco, an dats all the more I need to buy it!
AIT Dogger - do not, I repeat, do not post your info about your hoomom's stuff on the 'puter - my hoomom had some trubbo wif someone twyin' to use her number in a state where we've nebber been, so she hadda straighten dat all out. So just keep it in a safe pwace and let udder agents know where alla stuff is, in case of 'mergencies!
Agent Sleepy, over and out. I ate at eight, and chewed a choo. Repeat: I ate at eight and chewed a choo.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here :wavey:

Abisor Putty, I knows about de RAMS cuz I seen on Animal Planet about de RAMS. Dey gots curly horns and is real big and mean and dey wikes to run around head-butt all de time. :banghead: I dont know how dey got one in de 'puter, must be a widdle baby one. :scratch: You bees carefulls cuz dey might twry to head-butt you when you goes to da 'puter. Dat would be a big headache for you. :sick:

Why did yer hoodad put a RAM in de 'puter? Is it a new pet? I agree, it must be awful life to libe in de 'puter. Gibe him lots of tweets, and maybe he be nice to you.

Hoomom took me on loooooong walkies dis morning so now it time for :zzzz:

AIT Digger out!

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt repowtin' in with an awert! Evewyone come quick! My hoomommy cawed gwandson in to wook out da window. I wooked out the window too. Dat's when I saw dem. Dare was a new kind of k-9 in de backyawd dis afternoon. And dare were two of dem. Dey had pointy noses and pointy ears. Dey were gwey and wed and had vewy fwuffy tales. Dey were awso vewy skinny. I tried my best to scwatch through the gwass but the gwass was too hawd and I stawted to cwy cuz I coudn't get thwough it. My hoomommy gwabbed the fwashy ding to take some pitchas. I twied to run in fwont of haw but she cwosed me in de office with gwandson. She said she didn't want me to bawk at dem and make dem go away befaw she took a pitcha. I saw which way dey went. We can twack dem. Awl I have to do now is figuwe out what dey awe.

[kerie0408]

'dis is Ajint Silly Dog. Wow, A ram in da 'puter!!! How does he fit? Dere are so many tings wif a puter! My mom oppewates da puter by using a dead mouse! It's right next to da keyboard but all dee hair is gone and da mouse don't taste like anyfing good. Must be dead for a long time!! I can't use dee mouse dee way mom does. See, I no hab dee "bilateral manual dexterity" dat dee hoomans hab!! So, ajints, check your 'puters. Do you hab a mouse? Does it taste like a mouse?

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty back here still trying to sniff out the ram in the 'puter. Must be sleepin or dead from starvation. And jes- to answer yer question. Dere is a dead mouse next to my computer also. Now here's da funny thing. My brudder Jake is so good dat he ends up turning on things like alarms. He has typed things I SWEAR-for a 17 year old terrier=he still terrorizes my hoomom.
Hey my hooparents were all mushy tonight talking bout how dey have had me for twelve years. I really sink dey love me. You see, they always remember St. Patrick's day because it is then dat I disapeared right AFTER dey just bought me. I ate myself through the gate and they boo-hooed,thinking I was stuck behind the frig. Well dey couldn't understand how a 3 pound dog could eat through a fence. Ha.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here!!! :D

Yes, we hab a dead mouse at de puter also. Dis one not taste good, either. Any news on de RAM? Is it awake yet? I wonder if it some kind of double ajent dat de hoomans put dere to spy on us. :chin:



Oh and to answer da qustion about ALGEBRA. Well Algaebra occurs when da laundry is not done offen enough. Like us doxies, this piece of 'quipment must be washed in snotwater.

Thanks for de informashun about Algebra. I knows she uses lots of notebooks and books and calculators and mechanical pencils. I will goes and puts all de papers and notebooks and and calculators and stuff in de washy machine and wash dem in snotwater. Hoomom will be very proud dat I help her wif dis and she can relax for spring break.

Digger out!

[maddoxies]

We can twack dem. Awl I have to do now is figuwe out what dey awe.
Hab you figured out what dey are yet?

Ve haf de dead mouse wif de 'puter too. De hoomom beats de mousie some times too when she says it has "polio" and gets "paralized". Should ve get it de vwheelz like AIT Diaper Doll???:dunno:

AIT DD is not feeling to good. :sick: She had to go do da wroom of doom. She screamed when de hoomom picked her up, and she is not eating too good. She has not tried to steal my fud for 3 days now. I don't tink I should do da mizzuns until she is better. I hab been taking care of her :hug2: vwhile da hoomom goes to da "vwork". I no likes vwhen da hoomom leaves and I throw myself in da corner :tantrum2: and pout; but da hoomom leaves anyvways. She says she has to earn da tweats, but she no bwring da tweats home wif her. Does any ub you hab da same pwroblem??

AIT (Nurse) Barky Boy weportin' out

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin in! Hewwo, all you fellow and girlie Agents and AITs.
Dear AIT Barky Boy - I hab found dat even dough da hoomons go to work for da tweats, dat dey do not go to de store to buy dem ebery day. I hab my own theory about da time machine, but it would take too long to splain right now, because I hear de dinner bell, and it rings for me! I do hope AIT Diaper DOll starts to feelin' bedder, so you don't have to be de nurse! I guess I am lucky, 'cause my hoodad is mostly here (he werks at home) when my hoomom is at werk, so I doan hab to pout! :hug2: to you and AIT DD! Agent Sleepy, ober and out! De blues are blew. Repeat: da blues are blew.

[kerie0408]

Diaper Doll :rayz: :rayz: :rayz: :rayz:

You lucky to haba nurse wif you. I want a brudder or sister!

Love, Silly Dog

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Vee gettin' all kindz mezzujes on wadio! Vee hrd. dat AIT DD mightz B sickeez - ifn' dat B troo, vee all needz to gabber roun' & send her :rayz: & smileez . Ven U sicklee, it makes me so mad :pullhair: kuz vee cain't hab no AITs under da wedder. We vont 2 :welcome8: da spring in wif a bang & cain't do dat wifout AIT DD.

AIT BB - vee R countin' on U 2 keep us apprised on AIT DDs health; if 4 any reason, she look wurs, :blush: U kum gitz us @ once. Vee vil help2: her 2 git better. Right now, AIT Ybba packin' da coff syrup dat tastes like turkey 2 send 2 DD. Sumtimes it makes U turn green, butz it vil help. U vil C.

Vee goin' 2 call Ajint Sleepy tomorrow 'n ask him theory on da time machine! Possiblee ifn' we could all cum up wif noo type, vee kud makes nuf $$ to buy our own tweatz - - nuff 4 evwy-1 2 haf nuf 2 eat & nuff 2 hide 4 later. Now, on 3 portunt tings: Da Mouse in da House & da RAM in da Dam & da Algebra. Vee is vewy impwest dat U washed da calculator; dats goin' 2 make ur Hoomom vewy :D. Dat wuz a gweat miszhunz - espeshlee 2 do by self -:thanx: 4 doin' dat 1. Our Hoomom also gotz da dead mouse - didn't NO any-1 else's Hoomom beat on da mouse - - Hoodad finlee gotz Hoomom a noo wire-less model - NOW bout da RAM - in Kaliforneeay, RAM livin' in da barn - don't NO how U gotz it in pooter. :eekdevil:


AITs 4 X 4 and JYD [Junkyard Dog] kumin' long weel good. On May 1st, vee mights gotz surprise :cheer: 4 U boutz AIT 4 X 4. Gotz 2 wait til den 4 da surprise. Ifn' it kum twoo, gonna haf a :party6:

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon chekcing in :wavesmile:


Hab you figured out what dey are yet?

AIT DD is not feeling to good. :sick: She had to go do da wroom of doom.

AIT (Nurse) Barky Boy weportin' out

Sorry, I waz away from zee computer for a while.
I want to start this secwet message with a big "GET WELL SOON AIT DD" :BlowKiss92: I don't like when my co-workers are sick :sorry:

Now... I'm not sure about the "two bits" ... it's that a way to receive a second treat?

About zee mouse... there is one as well right here. I ask my slave-cat zee "Black Plague" if he knew about it. He's mastering zee meaning of such beast and told me that it wasn't the real thing. So I come up thinking it's a spy robot mouse which may compromised the DWD' security help2:

Talking about compromising our security. The reason why I was away from here is... I have been put under zee torture by zee evil white-coats :0211:
They poked me with at least 3 needles and manipulated my body so bad... but I didn't talk, I didn't give them any information about the DWD :thumbup2: As pay back for what they done to my poor little body, I got 3 veggy-cookies and a dental-chew chew thing :party6: plus at home, my oomaman also gave me an other chew thing... a dried nerds hmmmm.

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[LaurieE]

I know what dey aw. I hood my hoomama tell dawter #1 dat dey aw foxes. My hoomama was vewy happy bout dat. I don't like it. I dink dey are spies for nudder owganization. Have you hood bout dis type of spy befaw?

I undestand yaw fwustwation about tweats. I don't get tweats. :sorry: My hoomama say dey not good faw me and dey make me fat. How can I get haw to give me tweats?

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here!

I sends some more :rayz: :rayz: :rayz: for AIT DD. I hopes she feels better soons. It compwamize de miszions if an AIT is sick. Barky Boy, I glad you is nurse and take care of DD. She berry lucky to habe you dere.

I is also gwlad dat Ajent Bean La Doon servibed de wroom of doom. What were dey trying to gets out of you? Did dey suspeck sumfin?

I sees de Fox round here. Yes, he is a double ajent and spy and dont trust him none. He always stealing tings round here. Ifs he cumes agin, you barks as lowd as U can to alert de odder Ajents and AITs.

[maddoxies]

Nurse, I mean, AIT Barky Boy weportin'

You hab asked for de pwrogress weports of AIT Diaper Doll. She asked me to say :thanx: for all de :rayz:

vwas makin de wrecovery. Last night she ates all her supper and da kibbles dat mysteriously "jumped" out of my bowl. She vwas not 100%, but bedder den before. Dis morning she vwas not good again. She did not eats at all. She did not eatz de kibble or da can fud. She ebin turned down da cooked chicken :yikes2: She vwas makin' de 'piggy grunts', (da moans wif de pain) so she vwent back to da wroom of doom tonight. She had to pass de blood tests (I dinnot know she had to pass de tests, I did not help her study, am I a bad nurse??)

I cud have a mizzun tomorrow. De little hoomans are coming tomorrow, and dey alvways dwrops da good snackz. Do I get de snackz or do I stays wif DD??? Vwhat does you all tink?

AIT BB being da nurse :fever:

[Heidismom]

Attention, Kaliforneeay Krew - dis is Agent Sleepy - I am a girlie-girl! I am waitin for your call about da time machine, but let me say dis about dat: I fink we need some mathematical agents to do some programming research, because I believe there may be a way to program da time machines so dey will only take us to da doggie stores, da doggie parks, and other pwaces we like, an' not da Room of Doom! Pwease let me know if there are any Agents or AITs able to help wif dis investigation! More rays on da way for AIT DD! Agent Sleepy (da girlie-girl Agent) over an' out! Da two is too much! Repeat: da two is too much!

[Daxie Mom]

Hewwo eberybody!! AIT's Whiney Butt and Short Bus checkin in. We ben gone for a while looks like we missed awot! Boy AIT DD we are sendin you lots of these rayz tings:rayz: :rayz: :rayz: cause you cant be sick we need you. AIT or Nurse Barky Boy we tink you should stay wif your sister AIT DD she needs you now more den eber to take care ob her and maybe you do a good job nursin her back to health you can get extra tweets ifin you want we can send you some of ours!! WE dont want nobody goin wifout de tweets. and AIT southawn comfawt I dont know what to tell you maybe you should hint to hoomom about diet tweets or eben carrots we lub dem and mom says de are good for us!! Spekin ob tweets I got a good one tonight hoomom came home and put her purse on de bed and it had a samich in it and I was de wucky one who found it but den my unkle setben came and yelled real loud and made me drop it. Good job Ajent Bean la doon for holding out to de white coats I know dey can be rough you hab our full support. Now sometimes I hab to fro a fit when hoomom goes to work she always say I hab to make money to buy de kibble but its de same ol kibble ebery day I cry but I hab my sisters to play wif me. And now my hoomom says we are mobin but just me and AIT Short Bus not my sister Daisy not a AIT but she still my sister what will she do all by herself and she will hab no one to play wif I will miss her awot. Well AIT Whiney Butt signin out. NO mouse in DIS house, I wepeat, NO mouse in DIS house.

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Dis goin' 2 B lotsa short messujes 2 AITs 'n Agents.

Agent Sleepy: Vee cantz beweev we make dat mistake;:blush: kors vee kno U iss Girlie-Girl cuz AIT Ybba wuss goin' 2 send U sum jool-ree sumday.

AIT BB (aka: Nurse Barky Boy) Hopin' U carin' 4 AIT DD - Vee vewy worried bout Diaper Doll. AIT Ybba tinkin' maybe she needz 2 send majic medsin! Did U we-seev da turkey flavored cof syrup? Sounds like dis is tummy :eekdevil: pwobwemz; doze is da :sorry: wurst! Vee can't funk-shun wifout da DD. Is der sumpin' else vee kin do 2 help2: Ifn' dis not gitz better soon, vee gonna :pullhair: cuz vee needz evwy single ajint.

AIT Southern Comfort: Do U hab sumpin' 2 weport? Vee hrd. ober da wadio dat U mightz ub had a wun-in wif da enmee? Vee wuss on da enmee linez wif out lissenin device & day vuss talkin' boutz littl doxie sounded jis like U! Said day gotz beat up pweteee bad! Ifn' dat iss so, wee :welcome8: da weeport!

AITs Short Bus and Whiney Butt: Vee weelly ben missin' U - wundered where U vent 2 - :thanx: 4 checkin' in. Vuss bout 2 send Secwet Ajints after U in case U vuss way-laid by da enmee! :D Vee so sowwy U movin' & haf 2 leev sister Daisy.:hug2: Dat iss so hard 'n vee feelin' sowwy:sorry: 4 Daisy cuz she B alone. Wuz pwoud ub U boutz da sammich in da purse; datz wun ub our favwit mobes. Mudder iss allus puttin' purse on da phlor wif da tweets she B sabin' - ven she weeturn, it allus emptee - ven she look at us, vee twy vewy hard not 2 Burp! AIT Fatty Afrbuckle allus gib us avay; cain't hold his burps!

AIT Digger: B Keerful Ub Da Fox; U R right boutz him. Vun time, my Big Hoobrudder catched a fox. Next time vee post, vee twy & post pikcher ub him wif da fox! Vee checked weel close & shur nuf, him vuz dbl. ajint.

Kaliforneeay Krew Signin' Outz. Da Wain Iss Onlee On Da Plane! Wepeet: Da Wain Iss Onlee On Da Plane! PS: Also lotsa peanutz 2!

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt 'pawtin' in.

AIT 4x 4 -- Ah got yer messuj. Here is ma wepawt fwom today's twip to da woom of doom:

Ma hoomommy took me dare to git ma nails twimmed. Ah should've known dat's where's we was goin' when she put the hawness on me.

Well, we’s sittin’ dare waiting awe tuwn. Ma hoomommy was holdin’ me. Dare was dis wotweila next ta us. Ah wanted to go ova dare. Ah even twied to jump down but hoomommy wouldn’t put me down. She jus tell me ta stop. Then Ahs sees a tiny chihuahua. Somethin bad musta happened ta haw cuz she was shakin. Ah wanted to meet haw too but hoomommy held me tight. Den it was aw tuwn. Hoomommy put me on dat cold table. Dis vewy tawll man lean over me. He wasn’t weawing a white coat but Ah didn’t twust him. Den he gwabs ma paw and stawts to cut ma toes. Ah twied to pull ma paw back but he held on tight. Ah looked up at hoomommy and ya know what she says ta me? She tells me to behave. She betwade me plus she was helping ta hold me down when Ah twied to git up.

Aftew a few minutes da man walks away and hoomommy picks me up. We go ova ta da counta and de wotweila was dare. Hoomommy sidetwacked me with tweats. While we’s at da counta, Ah seess Fat Cat layin on the office chare. But hoomommy won’t put me down. Afta a wile, hoomommy’s awms musta gotten tared becuz she puts me on da flaw. Dis big white dawg twies ta go past us. Well, Ah go afta dis dog. He jus tuwn and looked at me like he wanted ta eat me for lunch. Meanwhile, hoomommy is pulling me back. But Ah fixed him. Ah gwabbed his tail and pulled out some hare. Hoomommy was mad at me. She took the white hare fwom my mouth. De man not wawing da white coat came ova ta me and took da hare from hoomommy. He thought it was funny. Hoomommy not think it was funny. She posted a
messuj on DBB about what Ah did.

I may have ta go to skool ta leawn how to behave awond udda dawgs. I don’t want ta go ta skool. What do Ah do now?

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew 2 Southern Comfort: Vee goin' 2 take dis pwoblem under adbizement4 now! Vee also mightz B facin' skool cuz 1/2 da time, mudder cain't catch sum ub :blush: us 'n she say dat's danj-rus. :pullhair: Vee gonna take in-2 accountz ur terribl pwoblemz 'n gitz bak 2 U soon. Pweez adbize ifn' U gitz in-2 anee more twubl. KK Ober 'n Outz Run in the Sun; Run in the Sun

[Daxie Mom]

Hewwo, AIT"S Whiney Butt and short Bus weportin for duty. Boy AIT Short Buss habin a hard time tonight hoomom ben cweenin out de ears and she hate dat and den she keep gettin off de bed and cant get back on hoomom has to keep pickin her up. It's funy to watch. No big mishuns today we didnt do nufin hoomom had to work today and couldnt take us nowhere but de back yard:tears: .

Sotuthwan Comfawt, you bery bery brave to go for the big dog and good wuck wif skool, let me know how it goes my hoomom said i have to go to see a special doctor in her office for the behavior issue I have (thats where the AIT name comes from) she call me whiney butt since i ben born and now says de doctor maybe can help me and her too.

For de nurse, we wuz wunderin how AIT DD was doing we ben tinking bout her if you wead dis pwease wet us no!!!

Well hab to go to nite nite early tonight hoomom says big day tomorrow if de sun come to see us we goin to da park need my sweep to chase de critters I will weprot back with any good news. AIT Whiney Butt and Short Bus ( cwean ears hehe) singin out. De pizza was on de floor, I wepeat, De pizza was on de floor.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

Dont worry, Southern Comfwert, going to da doggie skool at de pet store is lotsa fun. I went when I wuz a baby. You gets to meet odder doggies so you can eckschange informashuns and you gets lots and lots of treats. Ebberytime I did anyfing de teacher would say "gibe her a treat". Ve had to do wots of silly tings like "sit" and "down" all de time. I didnt mind, though, cuz of de trweets and it makes hooparents berry berry happy. Den you get "play time" when it ober.

I den went to dis udder skool called "Confirmation Class". It not as fun cuz dey not let you play at all. :sorry:

Hab you seen de foxes again? Like de Kaliforney Krew says, dey is de double ajent and spy. Be berry carefuls.

How is AIT DD? I berry angshus to hear about her. Please, AIT BB nurse, port in so we knows.

Digger out.

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt pawtin in

Ma hoomommy still checkin on skools and twainahs. PetSmawt say dare classes only for puppies. Hoomommy find individual twaina in da phone book. She may call haw. Ah've bean twyin to be good so Ah's don't havta go to skool. Ah didn't wun when hoomommy step ova me when Ah was eating a nice chunk of beef.

Ah'm vewy pwoud of maself cuz dat giant dawg did not no what hit em. Ah was dat fast. Hoomommy say she named me wong. She say she shoulda named me Twouble with a Capital T.

Ah look ova hoomommy's shoulda when she on da puta and discovurd she checkin out some AKC events dat Ah may be able ta do but she ayn't made up haw mind yet. De won whare Ah gits ta twack something sounds vewy intawesting. Ah loves ta twack. :party6: Ah guess dat means maw skool faw me. Hoomommy dinking ov goin bak to de local dawg club faw meetins but dey only hav big dawgs and da meetins whaw vewy bawing.

Ah am concurned dat ma age may be agaynst me if'n Ah do those twackin events. Whatcha think? Should Ah encurage ma hoomommy ta look inta dis?

Dose foxes not come back. Ah've been watchin faw dem, dough, and Ah's weady faw dem. Hoomommy a widdle sad :sorry: becuz she likes ta see da wildlife but doesn't git ta see dem often.

Homommy is comin ta tawn off da puta so she can go ta chuwch. Signin' off faw now.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin'

AIT Diaper Doll is feelin' bedder today. She tried to eats sum of my kibbles too :thanx: for all da :rayz: :rayz:

Da vwhite bloods cells did not pass de test. Apparently dey can not counts high enough :sad2: She has to wrest and not use da vwheels for a bit longer. Da vwhite coats also gib her da medcine to help wif da stiff shoulders and elbows. Da hoomom is talkin' bout addin' da little vwheels to da cart to take da vweight offin her shoulders.

I do a small mizzun today, chasin' da strippy trims. Da hoomom calls dem "chipmonks". Is dey religious monks? Should I not chase dem on Sundays?

Kalifonie Krew: Tanks for da medcine for DD. Ve keeps it for more emgergencies.

Vwhatz is vwif de hoomoms???? Our hoomom is talkin' bout da vwhite coats and da skools to make me less Barky Boy too.

Southern Comfort: ve tinks da twakin is a great idea. Da age means nuffin'.

AIT BB weportin' out.

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

My hoomommy loves dose stwippy twims. She misses seeing dem. Dey don't live in Flowida. Dey awe not weligious monks so it's ok to chase dem on Sundays. Ah heah dey won vewy, vewy fast so yule need to figa out ware de goin' to won to if'n you wants to ketch em.

Ah've been dinkin all day bout skool. AIT Whiney Butt will be goin' ta skool too. Ah's beginnin' ta dink the hoomoms awe conspyawing against us. Ya dink dey talk to each udder while dey's on da puta?

Ah's glad AIT Diaper Doll feeling bedder. Ma hoomommy gets stiff in haw legs sometimes too. Should Ah git haw some wheels too?

AIT SC signin' off.

[gunther's mom]

Barkey Boy-it's Agint adbisor Putty. It is too cold here for da chipmonks. You guys are right though, they not be religiious twimsmonks becuz they do not have the monk cowls on- that how you kin tell. Now if you see any wif a hoodie on, then I would guess dey are religious twims. Then dey should not be chased on a holy day. Would not be right.
I am very very concerned bout my older brudder. He has always been de alpha dog, but he is not doing well. I fear I am not a good nurse, but I am not picking on him either. He has been at da woom of doom this week. He is 17 and da whole family loves him berry much, cluding me.

[kerie0408]

Dear all dee udder ajints--Dis is Silly Dog sayin' be berry cawful 'bout gettin' stuck going to skool.

I went to bedience class in da park last year. Dat was fun. I gots lots of tweats and I eben stole some treats dat were sposed to be for dee udder ajints.

Well, now I hab special skool dat comes to my house. It no fun. Day pay dis man a lot of money to come to our house because I no let dee hoopeople near my food an' my toys. Dey MY FOOD AN' MY TOYS, so I don't get it. :boxing: So dis man comes to da house and tells me to pway nice and twade my faborite toy for jus a widdle piece of stale Beggin' Stwips. :tongue02: And dis man gib my hoomans all kinds of 'structions. He tells dem to teach me dat I don't own da house. He tells dem dat I hab to be good before dey put my food bowl down for me to eat. :tantrum2: :hissyfit:

[Daxie Mom]

Hewwo boys and girls its AIT's whiney Butt and Short Bus portin in for duty.
Adbisor Putty we are berry upset to hear about your older brudder AIT Short Bus and me was talkin and seems like lots ob our senior Ajints is gettin sick :fever: and we pray for dem eberynight when hoomom says her prayers we are also sendin rayz for eberybody:rayz: :rayz: :rayz: pwease pwease keep uss posted on de health ob de seniors.

Silly Dog, dey told you dat you didnt own de house de nerve of dem I would hab to bite him and tell him to get packin :whip: :angry013: . All us AIT'S and Ajints know dat we de only ones who own de house and we hab to keep tellin the hoopeople dat we in charge dats the point ob de mishuns. We will be tinkin ob you in hopes you can gain contwol back,if you need us to send you sumfin pwease wet us know!!!


SC I gots to say you may be on to sumfin here awful lot of us habin to start going to skool sumfin seems fishy!! We hab to keep each oder posted on this matter dont let your guard down.


Well hoomom took us to de park today and we met so many oder weenies like 20 ob dem were der. I only hab to snap at a couple ob odder dawgs who wouldnt stop niffin my butt,dat dont make me bad does it? I hab a right to say dont niff my butt, its my butt!! and hoomom says I'm bad!! AIT short Bus just wanted hoomom to hold her de whole time she didnt eben want to pway none. BUt i found som good tinky spots on the grass and den eberyone wanted to rub in it,den we had to get a baf so dat was no fun.


Eberyone ben talkin bot de foxes we aint got none on dos here just de TRIMS but you hab to be careful ob de wild life dey pway rough I hear. Well heres hopin eberyone hab a goodnite and to our sick seniors we b tinkin ob you tonite, keep us posted. AIT'S Whiney Butt ans Short Bus ober 'n' out.

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Dat's not wight withholdin' yer food like dat. :pullhair: Dat is cwuel and unusual punishment!! Dat could be considewed abuse. We must hav food ta live. Isn't dat covewed by da Bill of Wights and da Constitution? And den to say we's don't own da house. What nurve!!! Ah's think we had bedder investigate des twainews maw closely.

[kerie0408]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Dat's not wight withholdin' yer food like dat. :pullhair: Dat is cwuel and unusual punishment!! Dat could be considewed abuse. We must hav food ta live. Isn't dat covewed by da Bill of Wights and da Constitution? And den to say we's don't own da house. What nurve!!! Ah's think we had bedder investigate des twainews maw closely.

Dee teecher told hoomom to feed me wight fwum her hands so dat I wern where dee food comes fwum. Well, now I haf to laf when stooopid hoomom has to git down on her knees an' sit dere feeding me. She has to wait 'til I'm sittin' all nice. Takes forever just to hab dinner now. She takin' my time away frum my mishuns!! help2:

Tanks ebberone fer twying to hep me! Kin you send me some extra kibble an' leave it by dee back door, Den I kin eat when hoomom not lookin' and den she has to figger out were dee food comes frum!!! An' send bacon, too. :thanx:

[Jenn]

Need help2: Pleaze!!! I need new identity!! Can agent Little Bird help me wid dis. I was Cuntry Bo but hooma moved us to da city and can't truly be dat anymore. I tink dat she suspects somefun is up cuz I wuz eyein her cwedit card paper dat she wuz readin. She said "I bet u would like to get your paws on this to buy u some toys from Petsmart!" Oh no i thought she is on to me. I hab many mishuns in my new space and need adbise. I read de code book again and ready to take de oaf again. ASAP Pleaze, der is a black kat dat hangs in da back yard dat i can employ for my dirty werk.

[kerie0408]

Need help2: Pleaze!!! I need new identity!! Can agent Little Bird help me wid dis. I was Cuntry Bo but hooma moved us to da city and can't truly be dat anymore. I tink dat she suspects somefun is up cuz I wuz eyein her cwedit card paper dat she wuz readin. She said "I bet u would like to get your paws on this to buy u some toys from Petsmart!" Oh no i thought she is on to me. I hab many mishuns in my new space and need adbise. I read de code book again and ready to take de oaf again. ASAP Pleaze, der is a black kat dat hangs in da back yard dat i can employ for my dirty werk.


If you was Country Bo and now you move to da city, well you hab benn all ober dee place. We kin call you Everywhere Bo. Or how 'bout Metro Bo?

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here!

I seem eberybody hab de hooparents trying to control de doxies, when it should be de udder way round. I makes my hooparents THINK dat dey in charge, den I does whateber I wants. :D

When I not behabbin right de Hoodad say dat he gonna buy a giant hot dog bun and put me on de grill and hab a Weiner Roast. :yikes2: I tinks dat not be good so I trwies to behabe.

I tink we needs de help of Ajent Bean la Doon on dis problem. She always know how to manipulate de hoomans. Are you dere, Bean La Doon? Plweese help us be4 we all gots to go to skool.

Digger out!

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:


AIT Digger here!

I tink we needs de help of Ajent Bean la Doon on dis problem. She always know how to manipulate de hoomans. Are you dere, Bean La Doon? Plweese help us be4 we all gots to go to skool.

Eazy... you must use zee "L@@K" :sad2: which consist to put your ears down and raised both your eyebrows. Do a bit of shaking while using zee "L@@K" will do zee trick. None humans can't resist zee "L@@K"


I was Cuntry Bo but hooma moved us to da city and can't truly be dat anymore.
*SNIP*
ASAP Pleaze, der is a black kat dat hangs in da back yard dat i can employ for my dirty werk.


Dear AIT Cuntry Bo... Metro Bo is a pretty good nickname but may I suggest City Bo?

About zee cat, indeed those beasts can be very helpful to do zee dirty werk if trained properly. I have one my self (let's call him "black plague") who does all I ask him to do :cheer: (he can open zee refrigerator and all zee food cabinet doors :happy030:)

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in again :wavesmile:

It was brought to my attention from a very trusty source that I'm going on a dangerous mizzion in zee country right beside my country via zee mean nasty silver bird :blush:... destination city of zee Cheese Steaks, Hoagies and Soft Pretzels (which sounds pretty good in my book hmmmm :essen_15: )

I hate zee mean nasty silver bird though... I hate to be eaten alive to be pooped out in an unknown territory :0211: but az a good Azent, I promise to the DWD that I will succeed this dangerous mizzion :thumbsup: even if I don't know yet what my mizzion is :scratch: (I'm waiting for further informazion)

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Any place dat has yummy tweats like soft pwetzels is de place fer me. :jacks:

You be vewy kafful Ajent Bean La Doon!! Ah heah dey have vewy big time maschines deah. Do ya know how long yur miszhun will take?

Southawn Comfawt out.

[abiose]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Any place dat has yummy tweats like soft pwetzels is de place fer me. :jacks:

You be vewy kafful Ajent Bean La Doon!! Ah heah dey have vewy big time maschines deah. Do ya know how long yur miszhun will take?

Southawn Comfawt out.

Azent Bean La Doon re-checking in... :wavesmile:

I know, zee tweats worth all zee danger I may encounter :thumbup2: ... but still, the giant scweaming metalic bird... I hate it *grrr* :thmbdown:

I will be very careful I promise :D

From what I heard from my source, the mizzion will only last 3 breakfasts :eating: and 2 serious sleeps :zzzz:

Azent Bean La Doon re-checking out :seeya:

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy here:

:bighug: to Ajint Bean La Doon from me and AIT Diaper Doll. Vwe knows you vwill do za good mizzun in da city wif da pretzils and hoggies. Don't forget to pack your ninja hoodie for da mizzuns. You are an "old paw" wif da big Silver Bird; vwe knowz you vwill be ok, and vwe looks forward to your mizzun weport.

AIT DD is feelin' much bedder now. :thanx: for da :rayz: and :angel7:. Vwe are addin' ours for da brudder of Adbisor Putty and all de udders.

AIT BB ober and out fur now

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Vee caintz beweev how manee ub U posted since vee ben off here! Vee got da followin' messujes 4 evwy-1 so here goes:

Southern Comfort: Ven U startin' da classes in skul? Vee not start 'til spring.
Adbizor Putty: Vee feelin' weel bad boutz da brudder. No-1 should lose
da brudder cuz Hoomons luf all ub us & den day B sadeez. Not like C dat.
Kuntry Bo: Vee like da noo name (maybe) of Metro Bo - dat soundz
weellee sharp; girleez gonna flock all ober da place! :D Let's pawtee :party6:
All Ajints & AITs: Did U guyz NO Dehlia vent 2 Heaven 2-Day? Now she B
an :angel: - she B-long 2 Hoomon named Yolanda; she fitzes lotsa doxies.
To Noo Hoomon: Vee tink noo Hoomon joined 3 days ago & she gotz little weenie dog dat gotz hurt neck right now; vee twyin' 2 invite him 2 join da DWD. Hooomom twyin' 2 help2: also. - Not shur ifn' dat a good sign or notz.
AIT Bean la Doon: Vont 2 con-gwaj-late U on da big mizshun. :eekdevil: Vee know you vewy bwave ven U go up in da Big Silber Bird. Vee impwest!
Plz. port in ASAP ven U kum bak. Make shur U ver da Hoodie-best D-skies!
AIT Digger: Vee neber in our liphe heerd nuffin' so crool as vut da Hoodad:pullhair: say 2 U boutz puttin' U on da gwill 'n hab da Weenie Roast. Duz ur Hoomom no he say dat boutz U? I tink it may B bout time vee rise up & haf a "strike" againzz da Hoodad - vee may-B putz him on da gwill - C how he feel bout dat! Dis not funnee:D NO! - AITs vee haf 2 haf speshl meetin' bout dis. Deez kinda weemarx cannot B tol-rated by da DWD! Vee may need sum help2: fwum udderz ub R ilk Day kin gib us clues 'n hintz dat vil point da vay 2 suk-sess. Ifn' vee allow dis kinda B-hab-yor 2 con-tin-U, vee mightz vel frow in da towel! :sorry: So, on da 1st day ub Abril, vee needz ALL Ajints & AITs 2 hab ur wadios tuned 2 da DWD stay-shun 4 in-stwuk-chunz! Dis B bewy por-tunt call & NO-1 dat miss dis kin twavel :eekdevil: wif us ifn' day hab NO-1 2 bail dem outz. B bewy keerful ven U gitz on da line - day vil B vewy sneakee in der temptz 2 gain ax-ess 2 pooters. Da "tip-off" vuss da Hoodad dat say, "Gonna putcha on da gwill!" Dat's code 4 say: Vee No vut youz is up 2 - - now, vee gotz 2wotch him kuz vee notz da en-mee in R midst - vewy much! Seems day tink all vee do iss but dats not da troof - sumtimes vee kin laf & butz not dat offen. l

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly dog here an' I am in big twubble.........ate me a nice piece of couch. Hoomom an' hoodad berry mad. Hoomom is lawyer an' she says she kin hab me charged wif a Miss Dee Meen Er. Is dat a bad ting? Hoodad says it bad an' he won't dee fend me. help2:

Hoodad an' hooparents still tinks dat they own dis house. Is my house an' ripped couch is dee best kind of couch to hab! I need to mark dis house as dachsie tewwitowy. So, I am inbiting all dee ajints here to help mark dee house. Dat means dat you come ober here, but don't pee until you get into da house. Den we kin show dem and hab a victory party!!! :cheer:

[gunther's mom]

My dear Agint Silly Dog- Adbisor Putty here. I have a gorgeous picture of me when I was a baby adbisor- I wuz about 4 months old. I also ate da bootm ledge of da couch. My hoomom took a picture of dis. I wuz standing so poudly with my tongue hanging out. Dey laught at dis now becuz at dat time my head was so much bigger than my body.
No you don't need a lawyer. Just a good "de fence." I sink you can jest take da credit care and buy one and pretend you will use it. We will indeed come up here and chew away at "de fence".".
Oh and thankk you all agints for yer wishes about my sick brudder. Yes, is sad-he is 17 and I worry bout him. Frankly I am kindof in a tizzy becuz he has always been de alpha dog, and can't be dat way now it seems.

[Jenn]

AIT Metro Bo portin n:

I hab decided dat Metro Bo is a fine fit 4 me. Da hooma calls me metro-sexall sometimes cuz she said for me to be a boy I sure like to primp. I cant help it iwf I like to see my handsome self in da mirror fwum time 2 time. Don't worry Kaliforneeay Krew, I already hab one lady here dat I hab my eyes on!! When da hooma takes me for my walk in da neahborhood we go toda next stweet ober and dere she is!!!!:luv: She is a purty wittle red gurl, she sitz at her door pretendin dat she don't see me but I know she does. My hooma says dat she is playin hard to get. I do da 4leg plant infwont of her cave and kick off my back legs to show her my muscles. It won't be long be4 I have her under my mojo spell!! As for da bwack cat, he been layin low for awhile. I tink dat he suspects dat somfun is up. I hab decided to dub him "crackhead". Dat is what da hooma calls him cuz he jumps around like he on sumfun. I will werk on him later.
AIT Metro Bo ober and out. Da cat is on crack! I repeat da cat is on crack!

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:



Oh and thankk you all agints for yer wishes about my sick brudder. Yes, is sad-he is 17 and I worry bout him. Frankly I am kindof in a tizzy becuz he has always been de alpha dog, and can't be dat way now it seems.

Dear dear Adbisor Putty,
I'm on my way to be eaten alive by zee mean mean silver bird :crying: but it'z OK as I will dedicate this dangerous mizzion to your poor brudder. While I will be up in zee sky, because I will be clozer to his kingdom, I will talk to zee ooman god :angel7: and ask him that he does his best for your brudder :cheer:

Wish me luck!:crsfnger:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out to fly high in zee sky :seeya:

[primergray]

dis is agwent offwoader portin in

ben wong time since i weport.

da hoodaddy swold my agwent machin so I hav to fwind a new won. hoomommy tawked him into a mustang. I taught we gettin a hoss! So much fun stuff to woll in. No hoss, he gwet a new time machin. Den the hoomans wont wet me wide in the time machine wiff out me bein in the cage! No fun!!

I gets even tho, de hoodaddy was a cweening the hoss in the gwage toda and weft the dwor opens. He went upstairs to potty and weft me all a wone in da gwage.

HEHE!!!

I sneeked inside and weft my marks on de carpet so da nose spwitters wood kno to sta cleer!!

De hoodaddy wsnt impswed wif me! Hoodaddy says words dat mak me hold me ears as he keen the marks. I nevr hwerd such words fwom a hooman! Do da hoomans always tawk lik dat wen dey mad? I runs and hid wile da hoomommy tell hoodaddy to shush and hid me fwom the evil hoodaddy!!

I gav da hooddaddy the "wook" wile he was mad and it worked! Da hoodaddy meltd in my paws. Hoomans ar such sukers to the "wook"! Hoodaddy still wont wet me in da gwage tho. I stil woking on dat one.

Uh oh! Da hoomommy is wake fwom nap so I needs to won and hide my dachsie skwills!

Da sun is fun to way in, I repweet, da sun is fun to way in!

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Boy it sounds wike lotsa stuf ben happenin' all ober. Vee is still worreed bout da brudder of Adbisor Putty. Fwaid he gonna bekum :angel: 1 ub deez daze, butz gotz total faith in AIT Bean La Doon. :thanx: Ben so long sins vee C da Litl AIT :party6: - vee miss him so mucheez. :hug2: Vee nose how skeerd he iss ub da big silber bird & ebery-time, he goes anyvay; now dats bwavery. :blush: Sumtimes, we wanna :pullhair: ven vee tink bout how bwave sum ub da AITs R & how hard day twy 2 komplish da mishzunz 4 da DWD. :cheer:

Vee vud like 2 :welcome8: Ajint Offroader back on board. :eekdevil: He musta ben avay on bery portunt miszhun - vee neber heerd ub him B-4, butz vee so gwad 2 hab U here wif us. Vut iss weelly a
coinzdentz is dat vee vus writin' U a long messuj on anudder thread boutz da donayshunz & vee vus goin'
2 invite U 2 join us in da DWD. It twoolee iss a small, small world. Vee so happee Uar here - - vee kin shur use da help2: Iss so twoo - da L@@K wurkz on almost ebery-1, speshlee da Hoodadz. Day iss speshlee vulnerubl.

If da wind wisk da snow off da woad, who is watchin' da big air- - plane?

[willsana]

It is a goodly thing to hear from you, Agent Off Roader! We understand how difficult it can be to be operatin' deep undercover!

Bad news 'bout da Agent Machine. Too bad da Mustang is not a hoss. My auntie has hosses. Many smelly lovelies come from hosses.

I be understandin' 'bout peein' in places da hoomans don't like. sigh. Mommy can say some bad things to her Princess sometimes. Whats the big dealee-o? That jug of Nature's Miracle fixes things right up!

All Agents 'n' AIT's, please be checkin' out da new Super Duper Secret DWD Network: http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=28547
It has extra security so it is safe to post the most sensitive of information. Such as as new code names. This is a good time for you all to review da Secret Code Book as well. If any of your names are missin' from the roster, please post to the new Network or pm me, Agent Little Bird, Records Officer.

Thanks muchly,

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

Da snow turns to mush in da Sringytime....repeat....da snow turns to mush in the Springytime!

[Daxie Mom]

Hewwo eberybody, AIT'S Whiney Butt and Short Bus portin in.

Boy I tell ya we go away for just a few days and we miss eberyting! Hope we're not to late to tell Ajint Bean La Doon good luck on de big silber bird we had to go on one one time it was horrible mommy hab to gibe us drugs and we was sweepy de whole time and berry loud and scarry. And AIT silly Dog I tell ya you cant catch a break lately wats wrong wif your hooparents I would be proud to hab a couch wif som missin off it, and if we eber go on de big silber bird we will come to your house and help you mark it up we mark ours up and hoomommy say "now I was gonna try to stop sayin bad words" but she dont stop we help her keep goin. Me and AIT short buss went to work wif mom de other day and hab to go back again on tuesday somfin bout Short Bus's ears but de silly white coats still scare me just cant get used to dem. Welcome back AIT Offwoader me and Short Bus are new here so we neber met bfor but glad to see you here helpin wif de mishuns. Adbisor Putty just wunderin if we can hab a update on your brudder pwease. Well we gonna sign out hoomom is gettin good at takin us to de park on sundays gota get good nite sweep. AIT Whiney Butt and Short Bus checkin out!!!

[kerie0408]

Da hooparents been talking. Dey made an appointment wif da white coats to poke my belly wif needles. Dey say it's time for da shots. I been hidin' unner da bed all day since I heard dat. Hoomom also told hoodad dat dey should check my ears. I tink dey are going to steal dee wax again. Wee all know dat dere is secret info in dee ears. I can't hab dem peeking. Here is dee worst part--dey are going to try to take some stuff out ub dee rear end. Hoomom says dat dee vet can help wif dee glands in my butt. So, dey tink I am going to da room of doom, letting dem poke me, letting dem do stuff to my ears and letting dem do stuff to my butt! Dis is more den I kin take. I'm going unnder dee bed right now and nebber coming out.

your pal,
Ajint Silly Dog!

***This 'port has been moved to da Com Center by Records Officer, Little Bird. ober n out

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin In: Dear Ajint Silly Dog: Now vee ams confused; vee thought this pwace was jist to post xtra speshl tings like award ub valor and tings like dat. :eekdevil: Vee thought anudder com cntr. goin' 2 B opened pwetty soon for regular commentz like da vunz U post boutz da butt 'n da earz! :cheer:

So, vile vee R here, vee must talkz 2 U boutz da tings dat vil happen agin in da room ub doom. :blush: Pweez keep tail tuckt tight. Vee vil twy 2 git der in time 2 help2: out, butz ifn' we don'tz weach U in time, be bwave! Don'tz let dem C U sweat! Day iss goin' 2 twy 2 take samples :pullhair: fwum da butt; notz let dem do dat. :sorry: Dats wer day goin' 2 find out all da info. Pweez B keerful.

AIT 4 X 4 also hidez under da bed. :party6: Mudder calls him Da Little Dog Dat Lifs Under Da Bed. :D He under der all da time. He sleeps under der; Mudder cain't git him 2 cum outs. :thanx: She say itz his hidey hole & makes him feel C-kure. He lays under der & he gwowls at Mudder & Fodder & U NO wut - - he gets away wif it. Vee tinkin' ub doin' da same ting. Kalif. Krew Ober 'n Outz. .

***This 'port has been moved to da Com Center by Records Officer, Little Bird. ober n out

[gunther's mom]

Agint Bean La Doon- Da Pwayers musta worked. I kinnot believe it. My brudder weally is better. Not perfect, being a 17 year old. By da way I wuz lookin up in da sky for da silver bird since I know sometimes you fly near Smallbunny where I live. Did I ever mention that my hoodaddy works at theSmallbunny birdport with lots of Silver birds?
Oh and Silly Dog. Both me (adbisor Putty) and my brudder went for BIG visit to room of ddomm TOO. AND ALSO-I sink dey wuz trying to steal my ears... not just the wax but both my big black ears. Dey lifted dem up and looked inside. Maybe dey just wanted to see my bwain,cause I am a pretty smart Putty. Oh and I used my brain to open up da vets jag of bonz and stuck my entire head in the jar. So yes, Silly Dog, be berry careful in da woom of doom-dey might tryto take yer ears too.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:
(back from mizzion Hoggies town)


Agint Bean La Doon- Da Pwayers musta worked. I kinnot believe it. My brudder weally is better. Not perfect, being a 17 year old. By da way I wuz lookin up in da sky for da silver bird since I know sometimes you fly near Smallbunny where I live. Did I ever mention that my hoodaddy works at theSmallbunny birdport with lots of Silver birds?

I talk to zee god-guy... I was affraid that he may not hear me from unzer zee seat in zee noisy silver bird but I'm glad his hearing was good and that he listen to my request to make your brudder better ah! :happy036:

Mizzion Hoggies town was a suczess I weepeat, a suczess :cheer:
Again, I made zee people at zee silver birds nest customs azents and security guys squeaking AWWW and Ohhhh and I'm not talking about the autochtone of zee city tee hee. I had a Queen bed almost all to my self :zzzz: I peed on zee Federal Reserve Bank of Hoggies town land :D I got some famous Hoggies town cheeze steak bits and also french fries :eating: I said HI to a horze and my oomaman bought me tones of chewchew things because I was a good dog :party6:

Here a picture of evidence of me, my god-mozer and god-fazer, Ninja style, hiding in zee Queen bed... you can barely see us *giggle*
http://www.abiose.net/ann/dwd-philly.jpg

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Azent Bean La Doon -- Ahz glad you made it home safely. :thumbup2: Ahz was fwaid de silva bawd would eat yew. While yew wah at da silva bawd's nest, did yew get ta feed da silva bawd's so dey wood be good and stwong ta fly yew home? Ah bet de bank was vewy honawd ta have yew pee on dare building.

SC out.

[kerie0408]

Bean La Doon and eberone ---Kin you git back in da silber bird and come here to da LawnGuyland, New Yawk? I need to be rescued fwum a woom of doom appointment tomorra. Pwease pick up dee udder ajints along dee way. Go to Kaleeforneeay den to da Norf Pole, den make some udder stops. Den go git Putty. Once you pick up Putty, you will be here in no time. Dee plane ride from Small Bunny to dee Lawnguyland is not dat bad. When you land here, get on dee Turnpike an' find dee Amm-in-al Hostabilly. I be doing dee 4 legged plant in waiting room 'til you git dere for me. Den we kin all run off to da beach!

Yer pal,
Ajint Silly Dog!

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in... :sad3:


Bean La Doon and eberone ---Kin you git back in da silber bird and come here to da LawnGuyland, New Yawk? I need to be rescued fwum a woom of doom appointment tomorra

I'm so so sorry dear Azent Silly Dog as I can't help you as I have been poisoned :sob:

I woke up with draztic tummy pain this morning :sick: after I was catch by zee enemies yesterday, right after I was done with my new mizzion "SUGAR PIE" plus I have been punished and had to go in jail for zee rest of zee night.
It is certainly there that I got poisoned :blush:

But I'm kind of happy because I know I did a good job training my pet-cat, let's call him Black Plague as I ordered him to jump on zee table to give me zee pie :cheer: which was good :facelick:

Now... my next mizzion is to get better... I hope soon :vomit:

So sorry again...
Azent Bean La Doon checking out to rest some more :snoopy:

[kerie0408]

To Ajints--- Bean La Doon is Hero fer gettin dee Sugar Pie an fer conbincing dee feline to help! But he was poisoned and now I think he resting.

Unless someone else can commission a silber bird so dat yew kin all git here to save me frum room o doom, I will hab no choyce but to twy to persebere on dee journey to dee enmee tewwitowy by my lonesome. If yew all pwomise to help me on my next mishun, whatebber dat be, den I promise nebber to gib any DWD secwets to dee white coats.

I hab to go now, as I perfer to hide unner dee bed until dee pointment tommorra. Tonight I hab to be berry quiet and maybe da hoomom and hoodad forget 'bout me and forget about da 'pointment at da woom o doom/ Aminal Hostabilly!

Going unnder cobber now. I am,
Silly Dog

[abiose]

To Ajints--- Bean La Doon
*snip*
But he was poisoned and now I think he resting.



Bean La Doon re-checking in :wavesmile:

I'm so worry again :sorry:
But I came back to pointed out that I'm a SHE... a little girl azent :party011:
Just to make it clear as I know how our secwet names can be confuzing :D

Bring cookiez unzer zee bed I weepeat... bring cookiez unzer zee bed and stay hidden.

Azent "she" Bean La doun out to rest a bit more :zzzz:

[maddoxies]

Ajint Silly Dog: Normally ve vwould use da hoomom's cwredit card for da silver bird, or use one of da Canada gooses at da hoomom's vwork, but vwe have a portant mizzun tomorrow (not dat you are not portant); butz vwe goes in ze time machine 2 do a wrescue mizzun 2 save 2 non ajints. Dey vwere scheduled for "da big sleep". Not da good sleep under da cubers, but da stick-in-da-paw-never-vwakes-up-again sleep. Vwe (AIT Diaper Doll and I) tinks you vwill agree dat as bad as da wroom of doom is, our fellow friends in fur are facing a worse fate.

Vwe hab da full confidence dat u vwill keep da DWD secwreats safe.

Ajint Bean La Doon: Vwe are vworried about u, get vwell soon. Vwe miss da "cabin de sucre" also.

Vwe hab da noos 2. AIT Diaper Doll is vweally da "Motor Pool" now. Now she can do vwreally gwreat mizzuns. Da hoomom boughts her a stroller tonight :cheer: :cheer: Wif da storm cuber for da "under cuber mizzons". It can hold da 2 of us in a pinch 2 :party6: :party6: AIT DD and I are planning da good mizzuns for da new cave vwe moves to next month. Ve are moving to da "high rise multiple cave building" so der vwill be lots of hoomons to dominate :party6: :party6:

AIT BB outz

[kerie0408]

Dear udder ajints--Hoomom and hoodad be watching dee Seinfeld, so I sneak frum unnder da cobbers to come here an' talk to you. Ajint Bean La Doon, I should hab known dat you are female because I 'member when you told someone else dat. But being so nerbus for dee room o doom visit, I forgot. So, I make up to you by promisin' dat if we get togedder fer mishuns I take you on a date! We can go watch sunset! :flowerysmile:

I berry glad dat diaper doll gots dee stroller. Does she let udder ajints in dere if dey wants to take a nap wif her?

Eberbody has berry portan mishuns for dis weekend! Be careful and don't forget to gib full wee-ports!

Back unner dee bed! :anon:
Silly Dog!

[maddoxies]

I berry glad dat diaper doll gots dee stroller. Does she let udder ajints in dere if dey wants to take a nap wif her?
Silly Dog!

Da pink "Diapermobile" is bery comfy for da naps. I twried it out last night :coolcool: AIT DD is still not as sure about it. If I am ok (as a boy ajint) being in da pink "DM", I tink she should be too, don't you.

But da answer is: Yes. Ve do shares all vwe hab wif our fellow ajints and AITs. It is a bit cozy for 2, but is enough space for 2 (and vweight up to 33 pounds togebber)

AIT BBweportin' out to start da mizzun "Wrescue Rottie and ACD" (Hopes dey don't tink vwe are da doggie cookies, dey are bery big dogs - and young too)

[kerie0408]

Dear Ajints--When I am done taking Bean La Doon on a date, I want to take Diaper Doll on a date. I am dee DWD playboy--dee Casanova of dee DWD!

Love,
Silly Dog

[maddoxies]

GRRRRRI am her protector and no one gets past me :boxing::thick: I may be da younger one in da family, but I am da healthy one, so you had better watch where you put your paws on my sister, mister.

DA twransport vwent well too. Ve hab 2 infurments now for da cawse. Da rottweiler had da nerve to sit on da hoomom's lap, so AIT DD has been on da lap of da hoomom all evening, getting rid of the rotti smell and wreplacing it wif da good doxie smells again.

AIT Barky Boy out, and wremember, dat is my sister you are talkin' abouts

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger Here! :wavey:

I not repworted in fer long long times cuz I been deep unner cobber fer de cause! I repworts more when I nots fraid of blowing de cobber.

Silly dog, I wikes to goes on dates, too. I berry much a girly-girl an I wikes to flirts. Hoomom says dat I gets my way wif my feminine charm.:kiss:

Oh nooooo, gotta go be4 da hoomom might see me on de puter!!

AIT digger out!

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Sorry dis has 2 B so short, but Hoomom gotz 2 hab da pooter back & we tink vee hear her cumin' down day hall. :eekdevil: She B fixin' our bwekfust :cheer: & den we weelly haf 2 leab 4 parts unknown.

Vee hearin' lotsa talk boutz dates - - Silly Dog and Digger and Diaper Doll; jist wontz 2 B shur all da AITs 'n Ajints displayin' pwopr eti-cut ven U outz on da datez, eben if it wif anudder Ajint or AIT. We hab a Code ub Conduct dat must B adhered 2 @ all timez -:party6: - pweez keep us posted ifn' anee datez are vewy successful - - vee like 2 keepz up on da gossip :D - U all NO dat Ajint Roxy da Foxy Doxy wights a column 4 da Hoodog Expwess and if'n der iss noos, she needz 2 B advised.

Pssst! Barky Boy - - I wouldn't worree boutz Diaper Doll - if'n she aneeting like da AIT Ybba, U no hab to defend her honor! :pullhair: Ybba makes dem shake in der bottz, :thanx: very much. Vee usually follow along like vee da bodeegardz, but weellee, we pickin' up da snax day allus leave on da dates, kuz AIT Ybba neber needz no help2: . Wuntz, Ybba went on date & vee C her lookin' like dis :hug2: - vee vuss weellee worreed, :blush: butz she came bak, poo poo'd us - - and dug outz a big T-bone dat we all shared. AIT Ybba no fool! Bye 4 Now - Kalif. Krew Ober 'n Outz

[kerie0408]

Barky Boy--I be weally nice to yer sister. I nice to all dee Ajint ladies. You an' me, we kin go out fer a marrow bone and we become buds and den you kin decide if I gits to date yer sister.

I hab to make sur dat I gib dee ladies a chance to git to know me an' if dey wike me we kin sniff each udder. So, I want to meet Bean La Doon, Diaper Doll and Digger. And who is Roxy da Foxy Doxie? --sounds interestin.' An' what udder ladies should I twy to meet? I don't want to git a reputay-shun an' dee only game I play is "fetch." I jus want to git to know da ladies and eben dee udder boys!

Yer pal,
Silly Dog

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Now I am an older little man dachshund (12 years old). I have a neighbor who is a 2 year old GIRL type dachshund. But honestly she is too much for me. So I wuz thinking. Maybe I can add another role here: I can be da Chaperone. Specially if I git to have extra tweats.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin' in

I am happy to weport a sucessful mizzun "Operation Cookies".

Da hoomom was going out and was going to put me and AIT Diaper Doll in "doggie jail" (aka da ex-pen). I gave her da l@@K and she decided dat vwe could be trusted in da house (hehehe). Da hoomom tought she had secured da tweats in da zippered bag in da upstairs bedwroom, buts I gots dem out of da bag eben wif da zipper closed; and brought dem downstairs and shared wif AIT DD.

Dey vwere da wreally good egg and cheese Charlie Bear tweats too :cheer: All dat vwas left vwhen da hoomom gots home vwas da empty bag :party6: :party6:

Ve did not eats dem all, vwe hab sent da "doxie bags" to our comwrades in DWD.

AIT Barky Boy weportin' out....... music pink cadillac, plush velvet seats.....

[maddoxies]

AITs Barky Boy and Diaper Doll to AIT Digger

:bighug::bighug:from both of us. Vwe unnerstand dat you hab da most important mizzun of your life right now; to be wif your hoomom and lub and support her during dis difficult time.

Vwe know dat you are up to dis mizzun and will give your hoomom da :hug2: :luv:she needs in da days ahead.

Know dat all ub your fellow ajints and AITs are tinking of yous as dis time

DACHSHOUNDS RULE !!!!:party6: :party6:

AITs BB and DD out

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

To all male AIT and Azent... I'm a pretty open minded little azent girl (think Bond ... James Bond girls) so I don't mind having more than one AIT or Azent boy friend :loveshower: (even a civilian would be OK) as sadly, I have none right now :sorry: (thanks to our never ending winter in French North Pole as I can't meet with zee boyz when it's too cold to go out)

As for a new mizzion... I'm looking to grab an other part of sugar pie but sadly my cat helper, let's call him Black Plague, isn't able to open zee microwave where zee pie is hidden.

Do any of you have a blue print on how to open zee microwave?

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[EDIT TO ADD]... for those of you who heard about zee stupid April Fool my oomaman made, using me... I am spayed and zee boy was only a short vacation love affair... nothing serious thank you very much.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

I pwomise to be a good AIT and take on dis mizzion of helping de hoomom. I needs wots and wots of de rayz tings so I can gibes dem to her. I be de bestest guard dog ever and I guards de cave so none of de bad peoples come here. :karate: :gun: :boxing: :nunu: I not lets dem get to de hoomom.

Hoomom berry berry sad so I gibes wots of kisses. I gots to cleans de toofies, thou, cuz i gots stinky breath. Can anyone help2: wif dis?

Ajent Bean la Doon, good luck wif mizzion Sugar Pie, Part II. I not knows how to gets to de micrywave, but I tinks you gots to get de big button and push it down. If de micrywave up high, you hab to make yer feline slaves do it for you.

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . Sr. Agent in charge of WorldWide ops LoneWolf here.

This Com Center is compromized by hoomans . . . I will be encrypting and starting a new ComCenter . . . one even more fortified than this one. You all have the *code* and will know how to find it. :D