ComCenter Two-Bits + one

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . Sr. Agent in charge of WorldWide DWD ops here (I need a shorter name :D) . . .

This will be our new ComCenter . . . it IS secure and the hoomans can not penetrate the code. :)

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer 'portn in. I was wondering if it was time to move... glad to be here. Bouncer out to secure the agility field.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I found zee new channel... I weepeat, I found zee new channel.

Summary weeport about my latest mizzion:
Mizzion "sugar pie" still on... black plague being lazy :angry013: , I have no choice than working it all by my self... all alone :dunno: *fneh*

Azent Bean La Doon (needing a sugar rush) checking out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

:pullhair: Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Wolf -ver R U Wolf -vee vontz U 2 No we
R here! Jis founded dis spot :eekdevil: & wontz U 2 NO we notz out in da dezert on a horse wif no name - :thanx: - hopin' all gitz here & findz it jis da same! Diss site lookz :party6: reel C-kure! Vee NO vee goin' 2 B reel happee:D here and every-1 goin' 2 get Big tingz dun. :cheer: Tankx 4 da noo Quarters! Lookin' vewy, vewy good.

Hopez evewy-1 findz diss pwace wif NO Xtra help2: butz ifn' U haf anee problemz, jis send out da S.O.S. - - Kaliforneeay Krew Outz

[Bailey'sMom]

Dear Little Bean La Doon: Vee R here, Little Bean - U R NOT alone! :party6: Ven da end ub da month comes along, vee vill twy &:hug2: coordin-8 wif U 4 a noo miszhun, okay? :D Vee felt so sowwy wen went bak & read ur messuj.:sorry: Pweez hang on - - tingz R lookin' up & ve hurd fwum Barky Boy and Diaper Doll last nite. :cheer: Hang in der - - vee all gonna B okay! Luf U mucheez.:blush: K.Krew

[Daxie Mom]

AIT Whiney Butt and my wittle sister AIT Short Bus here. We foun it too,we was wunderin if we was gonna move!! All is well here in de rainy city de sun has been here lots dis week! Hoomom says we mobin dis weekend and lebbin Daisy behind(not a AIT) we are scared to go to our new house. Hoomom has been fhreatin us if we put our sent anywhere its to da crate foreber,no big bed. But she said dey hab lots ob trails for us to go on walkies.:party6: eberyone seems to hab big mishuns goin on we will twy to get somfin goin up here. Ajint Bean ifin you need som help we be here for you if only it can be for de morale. Well dis is AIT's Whiney Butt and Short Buss signin out.
De new house is ready,I wepeat,de new house is ready.

[primergray]

Ajint offwoader portin in!

Da hoodaddy is gettin weady fo his twip on da silver bird. He weev Monda. That weevs me wif da hoomommy!! Time to hone my doxie skwills!

I almost make BIG mistak toda. I weft DWD secwets on da Kweenex! Befor da hoomans could find it, I tear it up!!! WHEEEWWW!! I pwayed the L@@K and den da hoodaddy put me in "Time out". I was gud ajint, still didn't wet the secwets out.

I almos end up AIT agin!

Ajint offwoader wookin for a new time machine out!

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah -

Ah's found da new sight. It looks vewy secuwe. Ah's vewy sad :sob: becaws Ah's haven't been on any new mizshuns lately. In fact, Ah's wuz asleep at de wheel, so to speak. Yestaday, my hoomommy saw a bunny wabbit in the backyawd and Ah didn't cuz Ah's was looking in de opssit dywection. :oops: Ma only conselation is Ah coudn't have gotten tu da wabbit anyway cuz Ah was in dafense area. But Ah wooda bawked at it if'n Ah'd seen it.

Seena Agent in Chahge of WaldWide DWD Ops :bowing2:, yu was lamenting dat yuh name was too long. May Ah be so bold as to suggest yu shawten yuh name to SAICW2DO.

Ah's got tu go. Hoomommy's comin tu tuwn off da puta.

SC out.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I have a sad announcement :sad2:

Mizzion "sugar pie part II" failed I weepeat...
Mizzion "sugar pie part II" failed :crying:

I received zee informazion that zee pie was a long time gone right after I succeed with mizzion "sugar pie I". In fact, my oomparents ate zee entire thing.

Now I must find a new mizzion... az convaince my feline helper, let's call him Black Plague, to drop me one of zee pear from zee kitchen counter :facelick:
Yup, I officialy declare Mizzion Pear to be ON :cheer:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Vee B lookin' 4 da Ajints dat lib in da weel cold on da Fwench North Pole. :party6: Thoughtz Ajint Bean La Doon couldz help2: kontakt dem. Pweez, wutz U hearin' fwum AIT Diaper Doll and AIT Barky Boy (wun ob dem's an Ajint - cain't wemember which 1). :blush: We wuss wundrin' ifn' U hab heerd fwum dem lately, AIT Bean La Doon?

Vee nose dat day gittin' weddee 2 move in-2 noo digz. Thought may-B AIT Digger could helpz dem wif dat wurk. :D Vee hurd datz da noo digz gotz little yard 'n everthing longside :cheer: da famblee cave - it dis troo? Vee habent hurd fwum dem lately & thought may-B Barky Boy mad cuz evwy-1 wantin' 2 date his sister. Vee wood tink dat komplement ifn' day wanted 2 date AIT Ybba. She so MEAN, :eekdevil: day steer purdee clear. :pullhair: and day still pullin' hair ven day down da woad a mile or 2. Nuffin' like AIT Ybba 2 put da boyz on da runQ So, ifn' any-1 has heerd ub dem or ifn' day in Cell Phone range, pweez haf dem gif AIT Bradley a ring, okey dokey? :thanx: very much fwum da Kaliforneeay Krew.

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll weportin'

Vwe are still here and hears you loud and clear. Da hoomom has been vworking ze ober time and HOGGIN' da 'puter.

AIT Digger is always vwelcome (as are all ajints and AITs of da cawse), but ve unnerstand da da private patio at da new cave is all concrete (but der is a gate to escape to da grass)

Da hoomom is back at da vworks today eben tho it is Saturday. She is vworking so much (she says to earn da tweets for us) but vwe no gets da extra tweets.:sob:

I tink she is takin' me wif her to vworks today (in ze new "Diapermobile") so I vwill get ze chance to practice ze "l@@k" on more hoomans. AIT Barky Boy vwill stay and guard ze cave as ze hooaunt is avway.

AIT Diaper Doll gettin' wready to wroll, and weportin' outs

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . LoneWolf . . . stirred, but not shaken. :D

With the advent of Spring (whatever that is . . . our sources tell us the hoomans call it that) . . . there is a new phenomenon happening with puzzles our DWD science department. The trees are putting their clothes back on! :yikes: What could this mean?

Clearly it could be a hooman trick to confound us. Also, the BIMs and TRIMs seem to have increased their activities.

Any Agent or AIT with more info on these suspicious activities, please report in. :D

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy, (girly-girl) 'portin' in. I have been drivin' my hoomom and hoodad nuts by barkin' - er, I mean interrogatin all the BIMS and TRIMS I see - and there are lotsa them! I know our tree in da front perimeter has been putting on new clothes, and dis seems to be a signal to da BIMS that it is time for them to build little round observation posts. Da biggest tree in da front has at least 8 of these posts already! The backyard biggest tree only has 3 so far, but I have been doin' my best to keep 'em outta there, 'cause it's my patrol area! I have been interrogatin da BIMS dis morning since about 6:30, and even if I was not 'terrogating them, (ATTN: all AITS! - it's a good way to get goodies from da hooparents) my hoomom thinks if she gives me goodies, dat I'll stop barkin'! Agent Sleepy, over an' out! Are the trees gettin' unnekkid? Repeat: are the trees gettin unnekkid?

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger Here.

I am still on impowtat mishun in taking care of de hoomom. De hoomom still berry berry sad right now, so I gibe lots lots of kisses. ( I habe my toofies cleaned so I not gibe stinky kisses) Dis take all ob my doxie skills to make de hoomom happy again. Do any ajents hab any ideas?? :hugs1:

Da trees take dey clothes on and off? :jawdrop: Dey not do dat here in Flowada, but de trees gets wots of purty colors to dem. All de ducks is habben baby ducks, too. Dere be ducks all ober de place now. I wonder if de allygabbers are still dere. :dunno1:

Gots to go check on de hoomom again

Digger out.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

Here in French North Pole, zee trees didn't change. What I see in our trees aren't leaves but look like popcorn puff.

I know something did change though... I can walk again outside :cheer: and I go down the deck in the back yard to do my jobs instead of doing it right in front of the porch door :D which for no reason, pleased my oomans a lot.

Now, if the city can clean out zee pebbles on zee side walks, I will be a happy Azent as those pebbles hurt between my toez :thmbdown:

Now, I heard that we may go for a long long walk... I will do my best to pick as many informazion as I can and interrogate zee trims on our way. Which me luck to find back my boy friend... let's call him
:hearts:"Awesome Park Boy" :hearts:
as I had no chance to see him since last Falls :sorry:

Buzy Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah -
Ah went on a good mizshun tonight and it was even in ma own fenced backyawd. Ah caught maself one of dohs gween hippity hops. :party6: Fuwst Ah chewed on it some. Then Ah wolled awl ova it. :happy030: Ma hoomommy yelled out da backdaw wantin' ta know what in tawnation Ah was doing but Ah pwetended like Ah didn't heah. :lala: A little bit layta she came out again. Dis time with haw shoes on. :uh-oh: She came ova to see what Ah had but Ah quick picked it up and wan off with it. Evwe time she came close to me, Ah ran off. Ah showed haw who was boss :thumbup2: and she went back into da house and left me in peace ta eat da hippity hop. :essen_15:

Afta a while, Ah went back in da house and wanted to give haw kisses but she said Ah stink and wouldn't pick me up. :sad2: She was even tawkin' bout givin' me a bath :yuck: Good thin she was side twacked tawkin on da wing-a-ding. Ah think Ah'll lay lo faw ayewhile. Maybe she'll fawget. :pray:

SC out

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin In 'n Kallin All Ajints & AITs: Otay - vee settin' up a meetin' wif all ub U Ajints 'n AITs 2 :welcome: in da spwing-time! Vee tink tingz is lookin' up :cheer: up 4 all DWD Memberz! Da tweez R onlee goin' 2 make U sneeze! :blush: Ifn' U kin figger dat outz, vee goin' 2 send U a pwize; anudder ajjint sent dat 1 2 us 'n we still twyin' to figger outz wutz it mean! Vee needin' help2: to D-sifr da messuj. 2-Day, vee C da sun peekin' :eekdevil: outz fwum behind da cloudz! Duz dat mean :D summerz jis roun' da korner? Vee vont 2 :thanx: 4 sendin' da sun our way. Dis da time ven all da Ajints & Aits findin' noo fwendz :hug2: - AIT Ybba B lookin' hard - - vee mightz haf 2 help her. Vee hopin' 1 ub U female ajints kin gib her sum pointerz on actin' more fem-nin! She B prettee ruf round da edjes 4 da boyz. Vee vont 2 con-gwadj-late Southern Comfort, Digger, Bean la Doon and Sleepy. :party6: Day weelly gittin it done. Vee twyin' 2 findz noo miszhunz 2 attak also. Plz. kall us on da Sell Fone ifn' U gotz anee ideez 4 us outz here. Vee tinkin' it timez 2 chase da liddl tingz dat dig da big holez in da yahd :pullhair: dat make da Hoodad so angry. OMG - Gotz 2 Go! Here cumz da Hoomom & wantin' da Poorter. Ober 'n Outz.

[kerie0408]

I am in dee woom o doom NOW!!! See my hoomom's post!! Dey gabe me medicine to go to sleep. I waked up an' I feel kinda weird and I tink dat da widdle marbles unner my tail is MISSING! :scratch: Dee weird ting is dat dee hoopeeple dat works here is being nice an' petting me. Me wants go home an I know dat dey poked my belly an' cut my toesies an' eben took my widdle marbles, dat I liked to lick. But, dey keep petting me an' it not so bad!!! Hope I didn't compwomise dee DWD by lettin' deese tings happen!

Yer pal, Silly Dog

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Silly Dawg, Ah's sowwy to heah dat yew lost yaw mawbles. Well son, look at it dis way -- it coulda been a lot wuwse. Now when yew go home, yew be shaw to give yaw hoomama da LOOK. It'll make haw feel guilty and she'll give yew lots of tweats. And don't fawget ta wimpa a little. Dat gits 'em evewy time.

SC out.

[maddoxies]

Dear AIT Silly Dog

Ve are both sorrwy to hear dat you are at de wroom of doom now. (Ve vwents 2nites 2, but only to hab de tozies twrimmed).

I (AIT Barky Boy) wost my widdle marbles under ze tail a couple of years ago. It is no big ting. U no compwromise da DWD by dis. U vwill feel bedder in no times; but don't let da hoomans know dis, work it for all da tweets u can :cheer: :cheer: Now u can dates ze girlie ajints and AITs; eben maybe my sister.

Dis is da new "Diapermobile". Vwe can't do da neat ting wif da black box ober de eyes like Ajint Bean La Doon, butz vwe tinks dat da mesh cubber is enuf disguise for AIT Diaper Doll.

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Silly Dog, maybe your mizzun is to get da secwrets of da wroom of doom vwhile you are staying der??? :dunno:

Vwe hopes u getz vwell soon :balloons903:

AIT Barky Boy and Diaper Doll weportin' out

[kerie0408]

Is dat dee Diaperdoll in dee diaper mobile? I must be feeling better becuz she looks beee-yooo-tee-ful to me an' I still wants a date, eben dough I hab no more marbles unner me tail!

Gots lot o' secwets of dee woom-o-doom and I tell all when I feels bettah! 'member how we said we needed cwedit cards? Well, lots of hoopeoples be givin' dee cwedit cawds at woom o doom. Dat can be a new place to git dem. And all dee ajints secwet inffurrrmayshin goes in 2 places at dee woom o doom. Dey put it in da 'puter and dey also write tings down in a folder. Dey hab one folder dat is jus' dee infurrrrmayshin 'bout me. It says OSCAR on dee outside. Dey nebber learned dat my name is Silly Dog and I ain't tellin.' In dee folder dey write down how many times dey hab poked my belly an' why dey poked me. Dey eben wrote down all dee times I had tummy ache. Dey lookin' fer our weaknesses!!!!

And dee woom o doom has felines! I guess dey twy to gits dere secwets also!!!

Yer pal,
Silly Dog wifout marbles!

[gunther's mom]

Oh poor poor Silly Dog- I know jest how you are feeling. Those days were very traumatic for me. I had moved to a new location, den I had my marbles taken away too, and den of all things my hoomomans house went on fire. Dey had to pwactically throw me out of da house. Actually i made the local newspaper cause I wuz da one who barked so much that it woke my hoomom up and saved her life. So- to cut to the chase... the woom of doom has me listed as a hero dog. The heck with dat-I would rather have my marbles back.
And Diaper Doll- that is some fine coach you have. You wook like Cinderalla.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here again. I fergot to sign my name on my last post. Awright-here's a mishun dat I am trying to work on. I saw some little pink wabbits in my hoomom frig. Dey look tasty. A little spongy looking though. I heard her talking-something about the wabbit being "mellow". Do any of you have mash "mellow" wabbits? I bet you do if you look carefully enough.
By da way my brudder Jake who is 17 is much better. Still an old brudder, and fwankly I have to commend da woom of doom plus my hoodaddy who told da vet to give him muslce relaxers. He need' ed them earlier in his life being a terrier and all dat. Not cool headed like us doxies.

[MicheleS]

:xyxwave: AIT Digger here

I see de mellow wabbits here, too. Hoomom said I no can hab dem cuz if I eats dem I will get de runny poopies. :blush: Hoomom also hab a chokawate wabbit, but hoomom say dat if I eats de chokawate, I will hab to go to de room of doom. :pullhair: All dese wabbits and I not can eat dem!!!!

Putty, I dindnt know you wuz a hero doggie. :coolcool: Did de hoomans gibe you lots of luv and treats??

[Mark]

chokawate is P-O-I-S-O-N! :yikes:

Wolf here . . . LoneWolf

The mellow rabbits in quantities can be bad things too . . . BUT

There is a new danger facing the faithful DWDers everywhere. Well, maybe not new . . . but they're BACK!!!! help2:

There are Sloogs everywhere!!! :oogle: :faint: :shootme:

If you are unfamiliar with Sloogs . . . Please check the archives of DWD . . .

BTW DWDers . . . wanna have some *real* fun. Ask me about the Neverending Story. :D

[maddoxies]

AIT Diaper Doll weportin'

No waskaly wabbits here, mellow, chocolate or uberwise :sosad: And AIT Barky Boy has been put on da diet :jawdrop: dey are puttin' fwrozen gwreen beans in his bowl with only a part wration of kibbles. He is too weak from hunger to weport in tonight :gloomy: He may have to wresort to eatin' da sloogs on da patio :eating:

AIT DD twryin' to sneak food to AIT BB, weportin' out

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah went on a weally gweat miszhun today. :thumbup2: On Satuwday while wee wah at PetCo, Hoomama bought a whole bag of tweats fwom the tweat baw. She must have fawgotten dat she left them on the kitchen table caws she didn't put them in the tweat jah. Today while she was at wowk, I jumped weally high and Ah got the bag down and ate :essen_15: all the tweats. :cloud9: They wah weally good too. Ah even hid some. Only hoomama caught me eating a tweat and she got weally mad :grrr: at me. She said Ah can't have any maw tweats :pullhair: and Ah have to go on a diet now. :sob:

[willsana]

. . . wanna have some *real* fun. Ask me about the Neverending Story. :D

Yes, Uncle Lone Wolf, sir. Please do tell us about the Neverending Story! :happy030:

[Jenn]

AIT Metro Bo portin in:

Sowwy I habn't been awound in a while. I had to go to da woom of doom for what seemed wike an eternatie. I kept my hooma up all nite wid da pukies and runnies. She tooke me dere but I won't giben up wif out a fight! I shimmied loose fwum my collar and headed for da road to hitch a wide but my hooma fweaked out and it scared me so I stopped. She picked me up and hawled me in dere. They had to pry me frum her arms but dey got me. Dey poked my bewy and my butt. I nicley laid my toofies on da man's arm but it was ober so fast. Dey did not get da secwets fwum me dough. I hab alweady puked dem up cuz Hooma said "you are going to the vet first thing in the morning." So i went ahead and took care of dat. Bo did she hab a mess to cwean up. So far so good. I'm back in commishun and weady for my next misshun. As far as pink wabits we hab none, we hab yewow chikies. Hooma said chickies or back to woom of doom. I gave her the look of "you can hab yur stinkin chickies." I had a mudder hubberd instead. We hab eggies dough!! Hooma scramled me one up dis mornin wid herz. It was yum yum.

AIT Metro BO ober n out.

[Mark]

Thanks for asking, LB . . . Wolf here . . . LoneWolf!

NES has been a seperate forum at DBB twice. The first time went for a looong way (and ended up with only 2 contributors in the end) and the second . . . not quite as long (but more contributors). If we restart this forum it will be a Members only forum, as it has been in the past.

Here is the premise of it:

"This page is an interactive story, written by our members.

As you read the story, each page tells part of the story. Each page ends with two choices for what to do next. Select one of the two links to read what happens next in the story.

When you reach the end of the part that the readers before you have written, you can enter the next page of the story. These are neverending stories... no chapters are permitted that end the story.

Please keep all material relevant to the chapter you are continuing the story in. Do not ignore what was just written in the previous chapter! There is also no allowance for bad language within this section. Please keep all material PG-13 in nature.

All material submitted by users within this section becomes the sole property of dachsie.org, to be used in any way we see fit.

Get yourself a beverage and a snack. Sit back, relax, and let your imagination soar! Let the journey begin, Adventurer!

...and remember, it's only a story.

...Or is it?!"

So the story can end up in going dozens of different ways.

So . . . is this something you want to hear more about . . . start again . . . or is it too much?????

We can open the forum for you to see the last NES (about Octupussy Cat) . . . or for those of you that wanna see the first (about the Sloog invasion) . . . we'll find a way to share it with you.

In any case . . . we are willing to start over (even welcome it) if someone wants to write the first chapter, which has 2 options of where the story goes, which has 4 options of where the story goes . . . and so on. A neverending story..

So . . . any interest . . . let us know. :)

[Heidismom]

Hewwo, all fellow and girlie Agents and AITs. Agent Sleepy (girlie-girl!), 'portin' in. We did not have pink wabbits or yellow chickies, but my hoomom has a chocklit bunny wif peanut butter inside. I do not know dis for a fact, because I trust Agent Lone Wolf when he says it's P-O-I-S-O-N, but I did hear Hoomom tell Hoodad what it is. I know where it is but I cannot reach it - :pullhair: sigh! I have been scoring some wunnerful tweats, because my hoomom was on bacation from da skool. She went back to werk today, so now I have to gib my L@@K to Hoodad again. I was found out, cause da Hoodad be giving me so many tweats dat I was not eatin' alla my din-din! Agent Sleepy, over and off to read up on da Sloogs! Da eggies are good! Repeat: da eggies are good!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger portin in.

Do any-1 know what a "not for wieners" is? Ebberytime I find sumthing interesting or good, hoomom takes it away and says "dats not for wieners". :pullhair: Dat is berry frustrating.

Do any ajents or AITs hab any information on de definition of "not for wieners"? :dunno:

AIT Digger out for ebening walkies.

[maddoxies]

Dear AIT Digger

It sounds as if you have found the perfect balance of love and distwraction for your hoomom. We are not sure about dis "not for weiners" edder; but it sounds like a typical hooman, keepin' all da good fun fur demselves.

Ve are goin' in da time machine tomorrow and will be wifout a 'puter for days and days. Ve are gon' back to ze French North Pole, but may not be able to wrendezvous wif Ajint Bean La Doon :tantrum2:

Vwhen ve are back, ve vwould likes to be part of da neber ending story wif da Lone Wolf

AIT Barky Boy and AIT Diaper Doll headin' into ze great unknowns

[Lambygyrl]

Hewwo, hewwo... TS UCA Scooter Magruder, jes on parole outta da pen. Checkin in for mah 'signment. Les do it all on the QT.

Needs a new code name too. Da big bad boss of da hoomans caught me wif da goods, comin' down da big mountain, and dey knows my name. 'rested me & put me in da place wif metal bars for 'bout 7 weeks.

I'm out. I'm out.

Made contact wif the 3 Weiner Bros. down the street yisterday. They says Check in wif da boss, Magruder boy. Give me good 'signment. I gits it right dis time.

Out. I'm out.

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In:
Barky Boy 'n Diaper Doll: Why U headed up 2 da Fwench Nort Pole agin? Vee needz U here bery much. Tingz needz 2 git koordinated soze all ub
us:hug2: kin pull off a big 1 agin. Why U notz B abl 2 com-yun-kate? Vee sad :sorry: to hear dis nooz. AIT Ybba sez she congrad-yates DD on her noo weelz.:cheer: Vewy smaht, they R. Wundrin' wer U git doze!:eekdevil:
Scooter Magruder: Know dat not Ur noo name, butz until U pik 1, vee gonna haf 2 use it. Wen U pik 1, U no U gotta rejistr it wif Little Bird; she gotz all da wekorz 'n she okayz it or sumtimez she gibz it da thumbz down.:eekdevil: She bery, bery portunt 2 da cawz, so U gotz 2 pik sumpin' she likeez. It purtee easy, kuz she likez da agintz 'n da AITs. Ifn' U cain't think ub anysin, possibwee, she help2: U.
AIT Digger: Not shur, butz ben L@@Kin' da dik-chun-air-ee 'n in der, it sez: "Not For Weiners" - - sez 2 use da Musturd on da Hamburgerz instead! Hope dat helpz. Dat wuss onlee :pullhair: skrip-chun day had for dat phraze!
AIT Southern Comfoht: Soundz like U didz vewy well in da tweatz Dept. U mus haf ur Hoomom wapt wound da litl finger. Datz a saying
day haf; wen U hear dem sayin' dat, akt ALL innocent 'n eberting cuz day boutz 2 cut U off!

AIT Metro Boy: Sorry U gotz da pukies 'n da runneez; dat no fun. Sum ub us ben dere B-4. Tink it vuss Bradlee!. He B better now. :D
AIT Silly Dog: Vee so sowwy U losted da marbles, butz turnz out day is unnecessaree 2 carry out miszhunz so don'tz worry. Hopez U gotz pwentee ub tweatz 'n bewwy wubz 4 da pain; :thanx: vewwy much. Ven I went in, da tweatz 'n da spoilin' after ward made it almos wurf it.
To Da Wolf: Tanx so much 4 warnin' us AIT's 'n Agintz bout Choc-O-lot! We no now dat itz piazen. Gawd, vee almost 8 da wabbit in da fwij; we wuss thinkin' it B gw-8 miszhun, butz da enmee (notz Hoopeople) twyin' 2 twik us.
Adbizor Putty: So nice hearin' fwum U. We miss U ven u not awound 2 gib advice. Vee B goin' on miszhun soon 'n we like 2 dubl-chek 2 make shur it B frootful - :party6: vee vontz 2 raid da fwij @ nite kuz Hoodadz gotz icee kweemz in der! We goin' 2 bwing it bak & sher wif ebery-1. Wut U tink? KALIFORNEEAY KREW OBER 'N OUTZ

[kerie0408]

To dee Kaliforneeeay Krew--It is so berry berry nice dat you send indibidual messages to so many ajints! I do feel bedder. I gots bewwy rub jus' dis ebening!!! An If you steel dee ice cweam, save some fer me an' I take silber bird an come git me some!!!

To ebberyone---- Dee udder day I discobbered a new material and maybe dee DWD can use it like a secwet substance or sumfin. I heard dat dee astro-nots hab all kinds of speshal materials. We should, too. Dee new material is called Tupperware. I found a big blue cup on dee kawfee table and I ate me a piece. Dee cup was chewy and it did not gib in right away to my teef. When I finally got a piece, it sure was tasty. My hoomom said, "No wunder he ate my Tupperware cup. He ate a Rubbermaid bowl when he was a puppy." Now I 'member dee bowl I ate when I was puppy. Hoomom hab many more jus like it!!!!

So Rubbermaid and Tupperware are highly recommended on dee list of tings to steal from dee hoopeople. I know we kin use dem I just don't know how. Dat fer anudder ajint to figger out. I's still tired from losing my marbles unner dee tail!!!

Yer pal,
Silly Dog

[Jenn]

Oh Silly Dog, my hooma has da ting called tupperware! She keeps my chiken in dem, she says dat it keeps dem fwesh for my :essen_15: din din!! If we can comfenscate sum of dem and hide dem under da bed, we can keep our stamps and cwedit cards fwesh for our misshuns!! Hey dey can keep our tweets fwesh too!! U may be on to somefun dere!:happy030: My misshun tonite will be to snatch on under de cober of darkness and hide it under da bed, my hooma says dat is my space and will not boder it. We went out for my walkie yeterday and hab a good time rollin in da stinky stuff!! Hooma got ubset and said that tonite was baf :bath: time in da snot water but u know what, she fell asleeep and forgot all bout it:D . So I still under da cober of a stinkie scent so dat i will not be detected tonite when i got to comfinscate da tupperware stuff!! Will repot bak in on monday wif results of my misshun!! Tanks Silly Dog for da heads up!!

AIT Metro Bo ober and out!!

[maddoxies]

So Rubbermaid and Tupperware are highly recommended on dee list of tings to steal from dee hoopeople. I know we kin use dem I just don't know how. Dat fer anudder ajint to figger out. I's still tired from losing my marbles unner dee tail!!!

Yer pal,
Silly Dog


:yikes2: AIT Barky Boy weportin' in

Our hoomom just gibed away all our Tupperwares :shootme:
Dis was part of da "move". I tink ve lets down da cawse. :oops:

Da hoomom vwas too busy "packing" to take us in ze time machine to bisit Ajint Bean La Doon :sosad:

Ve hab finished da "packing" at ze old cave in ze French North Pole and comes back in ze time machine last night; der vwas lots and lots of poizzin drops falling during za trip too :raining:

I hab been berry busy today; no one vwas patrollin' ze perwimeter vwhile ve vwas gone and de TRIMS hab been habin' da parties :party4: :party2: in ze yard. I hab been inbestigating vwhats ze vwere doings. It is bery tiring vwork after da "packing" and all ze time ve (me and AIT Diaper Doll) spents in ze time machine.

AIT Barky Boy weportin' outs zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :sleep011:

[kerie0408]

Well, Barky Boy, one ting I hab lerned. Old Tupperware gits repwaced by new tupperware. After you move be on dee lookout. Yer hoomom is wikely to come home wif brand new Tupperware sometime soon. Dee idear is to git enuf Tupperware dat you can chew on some and keep some fer tings like cwedit card numbers and stamps and all dee tings dat a DWD member should hab in dee 'mergency kit.

My hoomom be scweamin' mad. I was at dee Room O Doom last week for marbles unner dee tail removal. Dee white coat people cleaned my ears. Well, hoomom says dat I musta gotten a fection becaws today she was pettin' me an' she saw yuck in my ears. She said she tinks maybe I got somefin' bad at dee Room O doom. Well, did you know dat my hoomom hab a hidin' pwace fer medcines fer me? She poured down my ear a special ear juice dat I will call PURE CRAP. It was burnin' an she was wipin in my ears and gittin' stuff out. I was squirmin' an tellin' her dat dis was my speshul ear wax. I made extra to make up fer dee missing marbles! She not happy. I did zoomies after, so she knows dat I can run an' hide. She told hoodad dat she gonna wook in my ears agin tomorrie and she may even call dee room O doom!

Hoomom says she spoils me. Dat not twue. She takes me to Room O doom an she hides yucky dog medcines.

Yer pal,

SILLY DOG :pullhair:

[gunther's mom]

Adbizor Putty here- I have a new mishun. I'm going to go look fer spring because it is not here yet. My towsies are cold . duz anyone seesings of spring... here not eben any little flowers...

[abiose]

Adbizor Putty here- I have a new mishun. I'm going to go look fer spring because it is not here yet. My towsies are cold . duz anyone seesings of spring... here not eben any little flowers...

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

Here too, in French North Pole, we haven't see zee flowers and any sign of zee more warm temperature... I'm still freezing :sorry:

Good thing is... I'm on my way to investiguate on zee Spring subject :cheer: I should call my new mizzion "Warm & Flowers come back" :flowerysmile:
See, my oomans taking me to zee Doxie Spring Fiesta far far away, where zee houses touch zee sky :D

I will then bring back samplers of Spring to distribute every where Spring doesn't work :party6:

I should go now, packing my treats...
Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here

I hab de spring here, we is almost finish wid it and it now like summer. It berry berry hot outside. I not likes de hot cuz de sidewalk hurt my feeties when it berry hot. I can only go walkies in early morning before de sunshine gets out of bed or late ebening when de sunshine is going to :sleep011:

Since we are finish wid spring, I can send you some in de Tupperware wid de stamps I been saving in my belly. I make sure dat de hoomom wash de Tupperware in snot water before I sends it.

I hopes dat will help.

Digger out!

[kerie0408]

Bean La Doon, Oh Bean La Doon--Me going to Spring Fiesta too! In da New Yawk City! Me scared of midtown tunnel dat we take to city but me goona go anyway.

Silly DOG




Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

Here too, in French North Pole, we haven't see zee flowers and any sign of zee more warm temperature... I'm still freezing :sorry:

Good thing is... I'm on my way to investiguate on zee Spring subject :cheer: I should call my new mizzion "Warm & Flowers come back" :flowerysmile:
See, my oomans taking me to zee Doxie Spring Fiesta far far away, where zee houses touch zee sky :D

I will then bring back samplers of Spring to distribute every where Spring doesn't work :party6:

I should go now, packing my treats...
Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[abiose]

Bean La Doon, Oh Bean La Doon--Me going to Spring Fiesta too! In da New Yawk City! Me scared of midtown tunnel dat we take to city but me goona go anyway.

Silly DOG

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

Oh noooooooooo!!! I guess we missed you :tears: I was already on zee road when you wrote thiz, away from zee coputer so I didn't know.

Perhaps we passed by eachozer without knowing it :D and then keep all zee secrecy of our izendity. Hope you had fun :cheer: and just like me, you did recrute tones of new azents in the big crowd of doxies!
(I will work on some pictural proof of evidence later)

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[panzer]

Dis is AIT Tank portin in, Ise red da code book, taken da oaf, and got permishun from Agent Little Bird to use da name Tank. Ise alweady gotten da cwedit card numbers from da hoomom and hoodaddy, dey'se not figgered out dat I am working for da cawse. Ise planning a big'o mishun that could make it so's we no has to worry bout tha green stuff to buy da toys and tweets, will make a full weport of da pwan when I can get hoomom off tha puter. But furst Ise gonna decware mishun "tweet stash" on dey no gib me nuff tweets, so I gotsta tak materz in my own pawz!

AIT Tank ober and out!

[MicheleS]

:welcome: to AIT Tank. We are berry :D to have a new AIT. Are you a baby AIT? Dat is good, cuz de hoomans no can resist de l@@k fwrom de babies.

We look forward to many good mizshions. I hope you :reading: de codebook.

:thank-you3: for joining de cauz.

AIT Digger out............

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Hay-looooo Ajints 'n AITs - 'n NOO AIT also.Been a while sintz we ported in 'n vee gotz nooz boutz da miszhunz 4 all ub U guyz. But 1st, vee vontz 2 :welcome: AIT Tank to da Cawz; vee feelin' he goin' 2 B a gwate addi-shun 2 Da Membership;:thanx: very much. He on top ub his game! Vee didn't hab dat much kom-plisht in 2 weeks 'n Tank jis cum in here 'n gittin' it dun! :party6: We kin use all da help2: we kin git - - we hopin' 2 B able 2 gitz our Krew more togedder :hug2: now dat summerz on da horizon - all ub us has ben fightin' an awful lot - Mudder sez we gotz spring feber! Da udder day, AIT Ybba wuss so mad @ AIT Yeliab dat she wuss going 2 :pullhair: AIT Bradley von Baron had 2 step in between dem and brake it up - darn - jis wen tingz were really startin' 2 look like da fireworks -
Bean la Doon: We miss U Litl Bean la Doon - allus miss da Bean! So glad U had da gud time at da Doxy Fiesta wer da buildings meet da sky!
AIT Silly Dog: Soundz like U jis misst Bean la Doon, or did U? Mey-B it wuz jis ur D-skies 'n U guyz so smaht U notz let any-1 else NO U fwum Da Cawz.
AIT Digger: Sounds like youz ben vewy, vewy busy. Gonna B gud summer!
AITs Barky Boy & Diaper Doll: How Mishunz goin' - last we heerd, U wuz goin' bak to da Fwench North Pole agin 2 da old Cave 2 pak 'n now U is back. R U still tired fwum widin' in da Time Macheen?

So, anyway, vee ben seein' da alley katz kumin' 'n goin' fwum house all wintr & tinkin' we kud use dem 4 a miszhun:D - so we wait in da alley 'n sure nuf, big ole Tom Cat kum chuggin by lickin' his lips 'n der was 4 ub us waitin':eekdevil: U cain'tz beweev how fast dat Tom Cat wus, butz we catched him 'n we had him in da korner sweamin' 4 his Mudder 'n jis about 2 make him in-2 an :angel: wen around da korner kum'd our Mudder - - we pwayed all in-sunt :blush: 'n Old Tom, he headin' 4 da hilz, but we felt it was pwetty gud mishunz 'n helped 2 sharpen skillz 4 later. We also gotz Mudder's Sell Fone; she tinkx she losted it, butz vee gotz it hidden in da bottum dressr drawer for later 4 da Cawz. Savin' it 4 wen an AIT needz it.
Gotz 2 run. Mudderz ben on rampage lately. Kaliforneeay Krew Ober 'n Outz

[kerie0408]

Hi eberbody--My hoomom an I went to dat Datzie Fiesta. I was sniffin' all dee butts but I don't tink I sniffed da Bean La Doon.

Eberbody lookin' at me an' sayin', "oh, dat Datzie mus be a standard." And I looked back at dem an' said, "No, I'm just big boned." I is a standard but what dat gots to do wif anyting?

I pulled my hoomom all awound dee New Yawk city!

I glad dat dee ajints are doin' so many mishuns an dat we hab new ajint.

Yer pal, Silly Dog.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

First of all... Welcome to zee new AIT Tank :hugs1:

Second... here some proof from my latest mizzion in zee city where zee houses touch zee sky...

This waz my point of view from zee event:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/apr-06/16.jpg

I got there all sneaky, hiding in shadows as a good azent should do:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/apr-06/04a.jpg

I started zee "Butt Sniffing", getting lots of good informazion:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/apr-06/20a.jpg

I wasn't alone, there was a lot of infos passing by:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/apr-06/19a.jpg

This pal told me where to find a secure source for treats:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/apr-06/21a.jpg

Which I found no problem... hmmmm cookies!
http://www.abiose.net/ann/apr-06/11a.jpg

So my mizzion was a success... I got tones of treats and secwet infos :cheer:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out... :seeya:

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' AGAIN: :

Deah Ajint Silly Dog: Soundz like U had a weelly good time:party6: in da City; hoped U gotz sum gud in-4-ma-shun wen U were der. Notz 2 worree boutz dem sayin' U mus B a Standurd - day is jealous :blush: kuz

notz many ub us around. U jis read da ads; day is all 4 da minis. Da Standurds R vewy rare; I know cuz

I'm 1 2! It's kinda diph-kult dough kuz Mudder sez I'm a "down" dog & day haf 2 lift me all da time. Fodder sez I'm da heaviest 23# :D he's eber lifted in his life. So don't worree - it B u & Me :hug2: forever. We Standurds gotz 2 stick togedder. Ifn' U eber needz back-up on a Miszhun, U kin call on me!

I B der 4 U; eben wifout back leggeez, Mudder sez I'm still a 4s (hope U gets dat) 2 contend wif. She
sed no wun wud wantz 2 meet me in a dark alley :eekdevil:.

Deah Bean la Doon: Me studeed da piks U sent in fwum Ur Speshl Ajint camwa - Wantz 2 :thanx: for sharing wif us & da udders. Looks like Uz gotz lotsa good butt sniffin' in - :blush: nex time U go in da Time Masheen, vee wud like 2 go 2, in case U need help2: Seemz like U allus go on da bestes miszhunz - we bewy, bewy kon-strained by sheer numbers - no-1 wants :pullhair: 2 take dis manee doxies aneewer, notz eben Mudder and Fodder. We ben tinkin' ub hitchhikin' up 2 C U. Hopez we make it & nun ub us end up B-ing Doxie- :angel: s. Is it a long way?

[maddoxies]

Dis is AIT Barky Boy weportin'

We hab recobered from ze twrip in ze time machine. Now we are packin' up all our tweets and toys from ze hooaunt's cave so ve can move into our cave. It is not easy to wremember vwhere all ve hab hids zem. And I am weak from ze "diet" dat da hoomom is enforcing on me (although I did find ze tweets in ze closet vwhile she vwas out :thumbup2:

As a parting gift to ze hooaunt, I hab made ze yard a "cat free" zone. Der vwas dis big grey cat stalking one of ze trims de uber day. I puts ze cat ober ze fence, I tink it is STILL runnin' :party6:

Ve wish to :welcome: ze new AIT Tank as vwell and tank Ajint Bean La Doon for ze photo wreport of her mizzun.

AIT Barky Boy weportin' for me and AIT Diaper Doll

[panzer]

AIT Tank heer.....
Ise wanting to sey :thanx: to all da udder agents an AIT's 4 da big Welcums, mak me feel gud to be part of da cawse! Now 4 da weport on mishun "tweet stash", I sad to sey tha mishun was onlee kine uf sucezful. I gots sum tweets stashed under da couch but not berry many, my hoomom is alwayz at hom an she watchz me wots.

Ise a 4 monf uld weenie, and da hoomans cant wesist da baby l@@k. Da hoomomma is weally ez to get wif da l@@K den I put da fritos on her face an she iz putty in my pawz. I gettin a new baby weenie fwind he gonna join up an help me on da big mishun, wif 2 baby weenies no hooman can wesist an we can sucseed on our mishun.

Fur now I decware new mishun...mishun "get hoomom's new stamps" I shur I gonna suceed on dis one!
AIT Tank ober and out!!

[gunther's mom]

AIT Tank- Welcum . My name is Adbizor Putty. I am an Adbizor since am am a senior dox. Howeber i am in berry good shape so tehnikally i could do agint work too. Wot holds me back is that it is so cold here. But hey my one mishun was partially accompished in dat I recently found some signs of spring. I wuz getting worried.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here :wavey:

Wow, two baby weinies!! :party6: We will surely rule the hoomans now. Be sure to look like a little :angel: at all times, that will help wif yur sukcess.

De Plumber is back. help2: I not wikes him at all. It makes me :tantrum2: when he comes around. Hoomom say dat he gots to put new pipes in so we can get more snot water. What can I do to makes him go away?? It my job to guards de cave. :boxing: Hoomom say dat I her "little rottweiler".

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck portin’ in fwom dep dep cober.:anon: I am now still with my furmommy, furbwoadas and fursistas. Will be busting outta here very soon. :boxing: I have already sent encypted codes to AIT Tank to inform him of my escape. :gossiping: AIT Tank is sending word back to my wocation with his hoomom and my soon ta be hoomom on Fryda. Untwil den, tis AIT Fleck ober und owt.

[Jenn]

AIT Metro Bo portin in

Welcum der AIT Tank! we need all da help we can get for da cawse!! Pleeze start yur secwet stash of stamps and tweets soon. Under da bed in da tubberware is most ideal. U can always hide stuff under yer ears if da hooma keep close eye on ya. I find dat dis werks wonders. Make sur dat you get da 2 weenies in line when dey arribe. Dey will be most hefpful!

To Azent Bean La Doon, good job on da recint misshun to da place where da houses touch da sky!! I could not almost see ya in yer camoflage gitup!! I am so jealous ob you. Da hooma sebs dat I do too much snifferin of da butts in places like dat. I'm tryin wid da L@@K cuz I need to sniffer da butts for mo infomashun for da cawse.

Foe now i am layin low, da hooma got ubset wif me dis mornin cuz she cought me wif her new strappy foot ting. She put me n da time out wif no treats. I wuz tryin to hide it under da bed wif my tweets and stambs, who nos I might need a strappy foot ting for later but I decided to give it a good chew to show it dat I wuz in control. She seb dat she did not want to look at me da west of da mornin, I did not want to look at her neither cuz she took it away. I will give her da L@@K later and eberyting will be wight as wain.

AIT Metro Bo ober and out.

[kerie0408]

At dee ebent in da pwace where dee houses touch dee sky, I wecwuited dis guy to be a ajint. Dis is a photo of me an' him. I did not tell him any secwets yet, in case yous don't wike him! He looks jus like one ub us! Should I per-sue getting him to be a member?


http://www.liweddings.com/mywedding/album/i/45283.jpg

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In AGAIN! OMG what a busy pwace diz is stahtin' 2 B - we luf it wen eberybuddee is bizzee 'n leavin' da noo messujes 4 eber-1. Dis is wunnerful 4 da cawz. So - here goes:

AIT Metro Boy: Don'tz wurree boutz da strapee foot ting - jis gib da L@@K; she'll cum awound soon enuff. :cheer: Dat wus wunnerful dat U found dat ting; pwoud ub U.
AIT (2-B) Fleck: :welcome: 2 da Cawz. How old R U? We lub'd Ur undercober D-skies; made us all laugh - cai'ntz wait 4 U 2 git here. U gonna B gwate :eekdevil:
Ajint Silly Dog: We iss vewy impwest:D wif da krootin' skilz dat was B-g displayed @ da Fiesta wer da houses meet da sky.:thanx: 4 ur effortz; pweez pursue dat dog as possible AIT - - looks jis like Kaiya @ our house 'n may-B she not belong 2 da Cawz like we do, butz she weellee kumz in handee,:hug2: espeshlee wen we gitz in ober our headz - - [duz happen sumtime, beleev it or not] - she be feers wen it cumz 2 chasin' da catz - 'n she faster den thender 'n :rayz: also.
AIT Digger: Don'tz worree boutz da plummer - no U hab 2 pwotekt da pwace, but ifn' tingz get ruf, don'tz B afwaid 2 kall 4 help2:
AITs Barky Boy & Diaper Doll: Glad 2 hear da Big Move is ober; now U kin kick back 'n enjoy ur yard - spend da summer figgerin' out noo mishunz :party6:
Adbizor Putty: Pweez notz tell da AITs dat U is Senior; day notz beleev it wen day C how cute U R - :blush: last time U helped on a Miszhun, if we member krektlee, U outran haf da younuns. It was vewy embarassin' 4 dem.

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah agwee dat we should recwuit dat big dawg faw one good weason -- he has vewy long legs and can twavel vewy fast. Wee's can ride on his back and use him faw twanspawtayshun. Wee can be like the Lone Wanga and Tonto -- Hi-ho silvaw!

[panzer]

AIT Tank portin in,

I agwee wif AIT Southawn Comfawt dat big dog be gud 2 use faw twanspawtayshun an he wook purty tuff if we gitz in ober our hedz he cud ruff up da bad guyz fur us! I fink itz a gud idea 2 enwist hiz help.:D

I need to 'port da mishun "git homomma's stamps" wuz a sukcess! :cheer:
I gots a hole bunch of da stamps wate wast nite when da hoomom and hoodaddy wuz aseepin. Now I jus need to git mor tweets to add to da stash unner da couch. Need 2 sey big FANKS to AIT Metro Bo I furgot bout da tubberware, I git sum 2nite! Now I got 2 mishuns "Git da tubberware" and "Mor tweets". I gunna put da tubberware unner da couch cuz da homomma neber eber wook unner dere, an I smaw enuf to git unner dere. She alwaz wookin unner da big bed. An shez alwaz checkin my earz acause I got a fectshun when I wuz wittler, so shez fraid I git anuber 1. Silly homooma!

O no da homomma is comin! Dis is AIT Tank ober and owt.

[MicheleS]

http://www.abiose.net/ann/apr-06/04a.jpg


Ajent Bean la Doon, dat wooks wike a berry berry tasty-yummy shoe. Did you eat it?

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checkin in :wavesmile:


Ajent Bean la Doon, dat wooks wike a berry berry tasty-yummy shoe. Did you eat it?

Of course not!!! :rofl:
It was my oom-maman boot so if I would have done that, it would have compromized my freedom and would have been punish :blush:

We should be careful on what we're doing... eating a boot isn't good specially when there is a ooman in it and most of all, when this ooman know you.

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[dapple_dad]

AIT (2-B) Fleck: :welcome: 2 da Cawz. How old R U? We lub'd Ur undercober D-skies; made us all laugh - cai'ntz wait 4 U 2 git here. U gonna B gwate :eekdevil:

I jusb gotz de noot... I b 5 1/2 weaks old. Tis cumunicasion iz bury bwoke..... ib....ccccssshhshhshhshsh ib bury dont lik t......cccccshhhhshhhh...
rideoz. oooo nooooo....
AIT Fleck ober und........ccccssshhhhsshhhhcchhhh

[gunther's mom]

To Kalifornia Krew- Adbisor Putty here. First off I want to sank you for not type casting me as an old fuddy dud senior. Indeed I run weally weally good and am in gweat shape. Fwantkly dats cause my hooparents really love me a lot. ( I know this to be true, though I pretend not to know it sometimes.) They are very careful to not overfeed me like dey did many many years ago.
By the way- Kalifornia Krew- you should also be agint reporters. you are so good at reporting the news. You git the jernalism prize.
And I I agwee- dat big dog- hmm,yea invite himas an adjunct agint. In a snowstorm he could go out and do stuff we can't do as becuz of our short legs. Since I succeeded on my mishun (i.e. found spring) not so worried about snow-but we can alsways give him an interim job.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

First of all, I don't want to compromized zee channel so dear dear Azent Wolf, pweeze let me know if showing pictures here is too dangerous :blush:

Zee "city" Cheese Steak, also known as zee Hoagies town was quite dangerous. I didn't know that this city is in zee wild, almost a jungle so I had to fight for my life zee entire time against zee wild beasts. :nunu:

This is me, all quiet, walking in zee jungle... all alone.
It is then I perceived this strange bad breath :sick012: :
http://www.abiose.net/ann/lol/philly2a.jpg

It was a lion trying to eat me!!! :irked:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/lol/philly1a.jpg
No worry, at zee minute I realized my situation, I killed the guy :smash:

At zee moment I though I was all safe again,
a giant spaghetti was on its way to bite me:
http://www.abiose.net/ann/lol/philly3a.jpg

Niah... I cutted the beast in half and continued my journey.
So to all AIT and Azent... be careful!!! Hoagies town isn't safe I weepeat, Hoagies town isn't safe.

Azent Bean La Doon checking out:seeya:

[Mark]

Congratulations Agent Bean La Doon! Your jungle exploits are the stuff DWD is made of . . . great job!

Your image communications were encrypted correctly and there is no danger of hooman detection . . . again, great job!

Here in the North Central sector, things are confusing. Our hoomans are talking about a permanent visitor coming soon . . . this hooman is called both a Muthah and a Muthah 'n Laww. :yikes: We await this event with anticipation of more dropped treats and other edibles. :D

The Cherry Pie is out of breath . . . I repeat . . . the Cherry Pie is out of breath.

Wolf out!

[panzer]

AIT Tank makin speshul weport.....
AIT Fleck is bustin owt of da pwace dey been keepin him wif his furbroders, fursistahs and furmomma. I weepeat AIT Fleck is bustin owt!!! :party5:
I fink he gonna be at hiz new stayshun weady to start hiz mishuns 2nite. He is a much yunger dan me but he gots gud skilz an can gib da l@@k wealwy gud, we gunna teem up on a big mishun afore I moov to da pwace wif all da frozen poizun drowps. DA hoomomma an hoodaddy caws it Awaska, duz annyun know about dis Awaska pwace?? I don't like da cold berry much, ise not so sure bouts dis pwace we gunna move to.:scratch:

Ise still wurkin on my mishuns for da tubberware an da tweets, will weport back wayter wif da nuz of my sukcess.

AIT Tank ober and owt
:cool0037:

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck 'porting in:party6:
Mishun 'pleted. My hoodaddy and hoomommy came to da pwace where mi furmommy, furbrotheas, and fursistas were and when they were not w@@king Iss cwimbed bery carfurwy into my hoodaddy's pocket and off I went. Widin in da tim machin... wow. Now 'porting in from my hoofamiy's cave. Iss soo tired. Iss had to find a gode hiding pot when we gots home. Iss tinks tiz a suctess!:zzzz::sleep011:

AIT Fleck ober und owt

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck portin in:
Issa whatin' to let yas know tats I has me second mishun planned. Afwers tiring night Iss gots an ideas on seond mishun to takes overs tis hoodaddies and hoomommies bedz and to kixs mes new furbrawdas, Fafner, offz dheir bed as well. :eekdevil: Iss dikz that iss gotz da l@@k perfleckd.
Iss still xcitd about zee wast mishun bing a suckes.:spotting: Workd wit AIT Tank und started pwaning "da big one" toda. Wez had to fite off my new furbrawda to keeps da channels cwear. Hooomans still cweless, butz what else is new. Butz mes hoomama & hoodaddy keepin a sharp eye on mez, Iss guess cause iss so wittle.
Ohhh NO!!!!!!! HOOSLAVEZ COMIN'!!!!

AIT Fleck ober und out

[panzer]

AIT Tank portin in

Jus want in to sey dat da mishuns "get tubberware" and "Tweets" wuz big sukcess!:yahoo: I gotz dem stashed unner da couch. Rondeyvooed wif AIT Fleck 2day and startid da pwan fur da big mishun, we need 2 name da mishun and make all pwans still. AIT Fleck may be wittle but he is a 4-s to deel wif, he alweady beetin up da big bad furbroder, I just purtend to sniff his butt, wittle did da hoomans no we wuz xchangin da secwets.:gossiping: We gona be weally gud fwinds:hug2: Ise empwessed dat he alweady fineshed 2 mishuns.

I not pwanning any mishuns wite now, I herd da homomma sayin I gotz 2 go 2 da room of doom on mundey and get more shotz. Don't wurry I won't gib up any of da secwets no mater how much dey toortur me, I will be wike a wrock.

AIT Tank ober an owt:seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Oh agint Bean La Doon- I must compliment you on yer professionalism. You look like you took your job so very seriously,specially as seen in da first picture.
Oh and the HOAGIES- my hoomom was born near the hoagie town and she loves hoagies. We won't say where that town is bucuz it wud compromise secuity, but I unnerstand it has a big bell dere with a crack.

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger portin in.

WOW :party011: Dere is much goings on at de DBB. Many good miszions. Ajent Bean La Doon, I is berry impwesed wif your repert on de Hoagies Town. It haz berry valuable infurmasun. We needs to be on our guwards all de time in case of such danjurs. :nunu: :karate: :boxing:

I does twraining exsersizies wif my german shepard and boxer frweinds, so I bee in good shapes in case of danger.

AIT's Fleck and Tank, I am berry impwessed wif yur werk, too. We can alwayz use de baby AIT's on our side. De hoomans will be powerless againzt us now. :happy030: While they are all :loveshower: aboot de babies, we can sneek in and compweet all our mizzions.

AIT Tank, I not knows aboot de cold in awaska, as I a Flowada AIT, but we gots de ajents frum de French North Pole and plwaces like Small Bunny and Messhegan. Dey can provide good infurmashuns aboot de cold webber.

AIT Digger outta here!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah went on a weally gweat miszhun today. Afta lunch, my hoomama took some lamb chops outa da fweeza ta defwost and put dem on da counta. Lata she had ta go too da con-veen-ance staw. While she was gone, Ah :bounce: and :bounce: and finally knocked dem too da flaw. Ah only had time enuf ta eat one befaw she got home. :sob: Ah was so busy eating dat chop, Ah didn't heah haw come in da dawr. :duh: She caught me with the other two chops in ma mouth and took dem away fwom me. :tantrum2: She was vewy angwee. :angry: Ah twied ta look wemawsful but it didn't wawk. Ah think it wood be wise if'n Ah lay lo faw a while. She twied ta wash da chops off but Ah made shaw she woodn't want dem and it wawked too. :thumbup2: Now Ah'll have lamb chops faw bweakfast and supa tomarra night. :cloud9:

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck portin' in:

Iss whata port on mes second mishun of taken ober da hoomamas and hoodadas bed.... it was a plete suckess.....:thumbsup: Iss gots me furbrawda soooo xcited thats he had an acident on ta bed and ended up hind barz for z nite.....lol:smash:

AIT Tank and I met up too dayz :hug2: Wez came up witz the name of z "big one" wez callin itz "Mishun berry tweasure" :gossiping: Iz tink Iz gots da l@@k down now, triz it wif AIT Tanks hooslave and iz tinks its worked...hehe:party6:

Needs some help ons z next mishun since iz so wittle. AIT Tank is trainzng mes gud.

Southawn Comfawt big pawz for ya, Iz have to member tata one when iz gets bigger.

AIT Fleck ober und out.......

[MicheleS]

AIt Digger here!!!

Hoomom said I hab to go to da room of doom tommorrow for "checkup". :yikes2: I actually wike de room of doom. Dey gibes lots of hugs and pets and trweets dere. De white coats iz berry nice. I trwies to gabber all de informashuns I can.


Sothern Cumfert, dat was a berry good mishun. I did a mishzun like dat once and hoomom said dat from now on, I habe to stay in my jail cell when she goes out, even for a minute. :tantrum2: Dat put de crimp on de mishzions for me.

AIT Digger out. I will gabber all de infurmashuns about de room of doom.

[panzer]

AIT Tank portin in,

I not feewin 2 gud, I had 2 go 2 da room of doom 2day, dey gabe me de last ob my puppy shotz and somfin called a wabies shot. Dat wabies shot hurtz!!:yuck: But da white coats sey dat Ise almost 8 pownds and I gettin cwose 2 b-in full gwon, but Ise onlee 4 ana haf monfs uld. Da gud nooz iz dat I gotz all da white coats unner my mind contwol,:dizzy: dey gib me wots of tweets and sey to da hoomomma dat I such a kutie. Da seely hoomans can't wesist our powerz. I twied 2 eschange sum intellagents wif da udder dachsie dere, but he not part ov da cawse, so's I dinnt gib up da guds. Finkin he cud be a dubble ajint wurkin 4 da hoomans. :scratch: I not wannin 2 compamize da cawse so I beein berry berry careful.
Gunna stawt noo mishun soon az I feewin betur.

AIT Tank ober an owt

[kerie0408]

AIT Tank--Gweat job on dee woom o doom mishun.

Digger--we need yer wee-port on dee woom o doom visit.

I am werking on "Opewashun POLLEN." Dere are Dandy Lions outside! Now, dat sounds scary, Dandy Lions, but dey is jus some widdle flowers. If we go on walkies an' I step all ober dee Dandy Lions, dee dust fwum dem flies all ober dee place. Den, hoomomma don't feel good an' she sneezes an' wubs her eyes. Den, by dee time we go home, she not feeling well an' she not well enuff to do da 'bedience stuff dat dee dumb trainer said to do wif me eberday after walkies. See, after dee morning walkie, she sposed to make me sit an' do tings to earn my bwekfast. But today she was sneezin' an' wubbin her eyes an' she jus put dee food in dee bowl an went to look fer her med'cine! So much easier wifout all dat 'bedience stuff. So, ebberday, I plan to make sure dat dee dust fwum dee Dandy Lions gits in dee hoomom nose! Den when we get home, I gits what I want an' she too weak to fight.

Only problem is dat hoomom won't kiss me an' pet me becaws she says I gots dee pollen on mee body. I tink I smell nice an' I look good wif dee dust on me!

Yer buddy, Silly Dog

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

Great news!! :yahoo: :happy030: :jacks:

I Hab conkered de room of doom!! I repeat, I hab conkered de room of doom. De hoomom took me dere and dey trwied to interegate me and learn all de seekrets. I turned on de charm and de l@@k and dey was berry berry nice to me. Dey gibe me wots of trweets and hugs and pets, and I gets to plway wif de white coats. Dey twicked me, tho. Dey was plwaying and den one of de white coats puts something unner my tail. He not supposed to mess wif my butt!! I think he may have found some of de secrets, cuz he put dis widdle spoon ting in a bag and took it to da lab.

Dere is till one prwoblem tho. When I wuz dere, I heard a bunch of screaming and crying from de doggies and felines in de back room. I think dat is de TORTURE CHAMBER :whip: :yikes2:

I needs to go back and preform a reskew at de Torture Chamber. Do any AITs or Ajents know de secrets of de Torture Chamber? I needs help2: wif de reskew. Anyone can help2: me?

AIT Digger Out

BTW, dey store lots of crwedit cards at de room of doom. Whens we perform de reskew, we can get wots of crwedit cards to use for de cauz. :party6:

[abiose]

AIT Digger here.

Great news!! :yahoo: :happy030: :jacks:

I Hab conkered de room of doom!! I repeat, I hab conkered de room of doom.

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :sad3: <-(not feeling well)

Congrats for your mizzion :cheer:
*BUT*... with all zee recent messages here, now I'm more than certain... there is a "room of zee doom" conspiration going on I weepeat... it may has a "room of zee doom" conspiration going on!!! :blush:

No one else noticed??? There has been too many AIT and Azent unzer torture by zee white coats lately.

I'm just back from there too... I have been forced to walk far far away to zee room of zee doom to have my blood sucked and zee worst... having been put on zee scale to be informed that I'm on diet :crying:

The proof... look at my poor hurting little Azent paw *sigh*
http://www.abiose.net/ann/booboo2.jpg
*note my masking matching my scarf *giggle*

Why are we all going in zee same time... did they read my microchip? Did they know about this channel???

Azent Bean La Doom checking out... on my way to open an investigation:seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Awright- Adbisor Putty here. Yes, enough is enough with dis Room of doom stuf.. You look absolutely pitiful even though your mask matches your scarf.
Now this is my plan. i will steal my hoomom's stephoskope and see if I kin lift up my ear to put it in. Den i will listen to da wall. Except now how am i gonna git to da room of doom to do dis? Well i will figur something out. Don't really wanna be a martyr ... but I will... hmmm go in to have toesies worked on, or some other lame excuse. Den i will put the stephoskope in my ears. Maybe dey won't even see this cuz my ears are SO big. Hang in there.

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy (girly-girl), 'portin' in! I have been doin' lotsa restin, cause it turned into summer practically overnight! I only had a very small mishun lately - wakin' up the hoomom to tell her all about the wittle dinosaur that invaded my territory. It happened dis mornin' at 3:21 a.m., and I had that ting surrounded. I was gonna dispatch it with gusto, but den Hoomom came out to see what I was interrogatin', and she had da noive to pick me up and look herself and it ran away! :pullhair: Agent Sleepy, ober an' out! Da breeze was wild! Repeat: da breeze was wild!

[panzer]

AIT Tank portin in

I iz feewin betur now and bin scowtin da pwace dat dey keeps da gowld.:devil3: Da hoomans caw it Fourt Knox. Me an AIT Fleck are gunna dig a tunnl and git us sum gowld fur da cawse, da hoomans sey dat da stuf is berry spensif so I finkin dat we can get wots of toyz and tweets fur all the AIT's and Ajints an stil hab wots of weftober gowld. We will wule da wurld! :party4:

Me and AIT Fleck are ofishully startin mishun "Berried Tweasure" I weepeat we are startin mishun "Berried Tweasure"

Dis is AIT Tank ober and owt
:seeya:

[kerie0408]

Dis is Silly Dog here, my Opewayshun' Pollen is tempowawily suspended. Dere are poison dwops coming fwum dee sky. I wepeat, poison dwops coming fwum da sky!

Opewayshun Beach Rental is coming soon. Dis is where hoomom and hoodad take me to dee place where dey go on dee summer weekends wif dere fwends. Dis is a berry easy opewayshun but still berry 'portant. I win ober all dee fwends dat rent dee beach house. Den, when dey make Barbie-Q, dey gib me some extwa food. An' sometimes dey come home late at night after going to a party, and dey eat and eat and eat. Dey is so tired dat dey spill food. One time last Beach Rental season, I snatched a sammich fwum hoodad's fwend's mouf. It musta been tree in da mornin' and dis guy made a big sammich. He sat right down on dee couch and reached for dat sammich and I grabbed de whole ting as he started eatin.' He was laffin' but he told ebberbody dat he was attacked by a killer wiener dog. I gots me a bad reputayshun fwum dat!!!

Dis is Silly Dog sayin' to get ready fer dem hot summer nights!!!!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here. :evilgrin:

First of all, best of luck to AIT Tank and Fleck on Operashun Buried Treashure. We can buy all de treats and toys wif all dat golwd.

Now that de wroom of doom is torturing all our AIT's and Ajents, I think it's time fer acshun. I tink the time is right to perform a rescew at the TORTURE CHAMBER :whip: . My cave is berry close to de Wroom of doom, so if ebberybody can come here, we can :walking: over dere and rescew de doggies and feelines dat are trapped dere. You see whut dey did to our valued ajent Bean la Doon, and dey will do that to more if we dont act right away.

We need ebberyones help. Tank and Fleck, can you gets de military ekwipments fwrom Fort Knox? We alzo needs U to be decoys cuz hoomans are always :loveshower: over de babies. Ajent Bean la Doon, we need all yer secrwet infos from around de world. Silly dog, we need dat big dawg to help2: us, and dose crwedit cards, too. We needs Diaper Doll's Diaper Mobile for de rescew. Kaliforney Krew, we needs yer numbers to help us oberrun de plwace. Barky Boy, Southern Comfert, Metro Bo, Sleepy, yous can helps us, too. I may habe forgot some udder ajents, if so, plweeze port in.

We need to de Wolf and Adbizer Puddy to gibe advise too.

We needs: :nunu: :boxing: :karate: :gun:

R you wif me on dis????? We must do sumthing rwight away befur its too late!!

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah -

Ah's weady, willing, and able ta help. Ah can jump weally, weally high fwom a standstill so Ah can gwab da wists of da white coats and pull dem down. When dey land on da flaw, we kin den keeps dem busy by lickin dem and :jacks: all ova dem.

SC out.

[abiose]

Ajent Bean la Doon, we need all yer secrwet infos from around de world.

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :sad3: <--again not feeling good.

Alert alter... I have been kidnap, I weepeat, I have been kidnap :afraid:

I am now where I think is... zee other side of zee city where zee houses touch zee sky, at my god-oomans place.

See, after breakfast Wednesday... when I was in my nap AM, my oomans viciously forced me in zee house on wheels, against my will and here I am :no: in zee town with zee name of a bridge.

So... while I'm trapped here... in zee city with zee name of a bridge... is there any thing specific I should look for??? Right now, I'm doing my best to look as pitiful I can, munching my turkey tendon oomaman just bought so I'm free for any mizzion.

Azent Bean La Doon, having a slice of pizza (doggie cookie treat shapes as that) calling my name... checking out :seeya:

PS, yeah talk about torture, being forced to eat those funny shape cookies.

[maddoxies]

AIT Barky Boy weportin' in

Yous can count on me and AIT Diaper Doll. Ve hab ze credit cawrd out, booking ze flight nows. I can certainly provwide ze :boxing: :karate: :frypan:. AIT Diaper Doll can vwork vwith/supervise ze babies as ze distrwaction. Wif her l@@K and ze diaper, she will help distwract ze hoomans vwhile vwe are using her Diapermobile for ze evacuation. She can pwrovide back up/protection for ze babies so no hoomans dognap them too.

:rayz: :hug2: to Ajint Bean La Doon. Too badz vwe did notz know in advance, you can always stay wif us.

Vwe are wready for mizzun "TORTURE CHAMBRE EVAC"

[panzer]

AIT Tank portin in,

I iz weady to ansser da call for da reskew mishun :thumbup2: , what kineda Army ekuipmint do we need? My hoodaddy iz de cummander ov a Tank, I cud sneek in da time masheen an go to wurk wif him an steel da Tank, itz how got my seekret name. An I iz weally good at da W@@K I gotz da seely hoomans unner my mind cuntrol:dizzy:. Me an AIT's Fleck an Diaper Doll gunna be de berry best divershun.

I gotz da cwedit cards an gunna steel da Tank, where shud me and AIT Fleck rondeyvoo wif the udder AIT's an Ajints?

I must weport I saw da udder doxie frum da woom of doom on da stweet, an he was berry berry meen to me:angry013: I am fur shur now dat he is a dubble ajint workin fur da hoomans! Bewear not all da udder weenies are gud guyz, :anon: we must enshur dat da seekrets R not stolen by da dubble ajints.

Dis is AIT Tank ober an owt
:seeya:

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog 'portin fer duty. Weady and able to help zee mishun!!! Gots ta go and find dee big dog!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

I'm glad we gots meeny volunteers togebber for MISSION TORTURE CHAMBER EVAC.

AIT's Tank and Fleck, you can gets us a Tank to use!!:yahoo: Dat would be grweat, de white coats will nebber stop us now. We also needs lots of MRE's to eat.

Still waiting to hear frwom Kalifornie Krew, Advisor Puddy and our grweat leader de Lone Wolf.

We will start as soon as ebberybody iz in plwace. BTW, should we reskew de felines, too, or just de doggies?

-Digger

P.S. Ajent Bean la Doon, do you need enny assistance to eskape your kidnappers?

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah have a whole case of MRE's. Ah hid da packages unda sum ol' clothes in da yew till it tee woom. :happy030:

Ah dont dink we should wescue da felines. Dey have claws and hiss a lot. :thmbdown: Ah dont dink dey can be twusted. :nono: Dew we want to wescue all dawgs or just otha dachsies? :dunno: If we wescue all dawgs, den we couldn't take ova de wuwld. :sad2:

SC out.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Mebe i can help . I did steal my mudder's stpephoccopen -er stethoscopen - er- the thing hooperoples put in their ears to hear secrets. What do you think- should I try to mascarade as puppy doctor at da woom of doom? Oh if you wan't my opinion-we should wesuce da felines. No we won't convert dem to our cause. But still, de older I git the more i seem to like them. Please assure me I am not getting senile.

[abiose]

Ah dont dink we should wescue da felines. Dey have claws and hiss a lot. :thmbdown: Ah dont dink dey can be twusted. :nono:

SC out.

Azent Bean La Doon Checking in :wavesmile:

It depend of zee cat... I own a cat, let's name him "Black Plague" who does all zee dirty job for me :coolcool: He is very trustable, never scratch my noze or hiss at me... he'z a good kitty :0210:

I found him in our yard and brought him home... since then he'z always looking after me and help to push things down from zee counter. He opens door when I can't, he'z help me when things are no good az when my Oomparents tried to drawn me with zee shampoo help2: he saved my life :thanx:

I can unzerstand your thaughts az I live with 2 other felines, I would not mind they fall in zee toilet but my "Black Plague" is my best friend and accomplish in zee hole world :loveshower: and if it was possible, I would want to see him as an official DWD AIT... he is so sneaky doing stuff for me that he would be a great addition to zee cauz :thumbup2:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[abiose]

Ohhhhh... Azent Bean La Doon checking in again :wave:

I found my way home from being kidnapped and forced in zee city with zee name of a bridge near by zee city with zee tall houses touching zee sky.

My main mizzion there was to escape and come back home which az you see, is a success :cheer: But while being in such pozition, to spend my time, I did practice zee art of "gas bombing" :D

The more it goes, the better I am at it as I make zee ooman make funny face at every bomb I expulse :party6: and you know what!!!
After they suffocate, they will look at me and say "but she's sooo cute" AH!

On an other note, my oomparents had to take out my "lookout" from zee house on wheels because we had passengers which means... I spent zee entire round trip on my oomaman laps :cheer: where I practice some more zee art of gas bombing :D

Azent Bean La Doon checking out for real now... :seeya: doing a nap :zzzz:

[kerie0408]

Bean La Doon, you weally awe so cute!!! Me love making gas bombs! Me still wants a date wif you. Now we even have same hobby, dee gas bombs!!!!!

I went to dee beach house wif hooparents. Dey are so mad at me. I twied a new food dat I found on dee kawfee table. It called Doritos and Dip!!! Dee-lish-ous!!! And hoomom not so careful wif see luggage. I find my tweats and eat whole bag. Same day as I had Doritos and Dip. I wecommend dis combeenashun iff'n you wants to try a new flavor for dee gas bomb!

Yer pal, Silly DOG!!!!




Ohhhhh... Azent Bean La Doon checking in again :wave:

I found my way home from being kidnapped and forced in zee city with zee name of a bridge near by zee city with zee tall houses touching zee sky.

My main mizzion there was to escape and come back home which az you see, is a success :cheer: But while being in such pozition, to spend my time, I did practice zee art of "gas bombing" :D

The more it goes, the better I am at it as I make zee ooman make funny face at every bomb I expulse :party6: and you know what!!!
After they suffocate, they will look at me and say "but she's sooo cute" AH!

On an other note, my oomparents had to take out my "lookout" from zee house on wheels because we had passengers which means... I spent zee entire round trip on my oomaman laps :cheer: where I practice some more zee art of gas bombing :D

Azent Bean La Doon checking out for real now... :seeya: doing a nap :zzzz:

[maddoxies]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah have a whole case of MRE's.

SC out.

AIT Southawn Comfawt - dis is AIT Barky Boy. Maybe could you save some of ze MRE's for me ??? I am getting bery weak from ze "diet" dat de hoomom is enforcing on me (aka starving me and feeding me frozen green beans instead of my full ration of kibble)

I do not weports too much dees days, as I am too weak to turn on da puter some days

AIT Barky Boy fadin' fast

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: Ben readin' all da posteez - zoundz like lotsa woom ub doom storeez 2 us. :eekdevil: How did all ub U scape fwum der? :D We all ben outz lookin' 4 da miszhunz - notz manee out der, butz we finded sum Nutrollerz da udder day. Chased dem up da twee - told dem - - "U notz kum down here agin eeder!" :cheer: We kud C dat day wuz shakin' in da boots. As you all know, we gotz new AIT - - her name B Molly -:party6: - goin' 2 submit AIT name to da Wekordin' Sekwetary for da otay! She B part ub da Rollin' Wheelz Club - she goin' 2 B gittin' along weally well wif AIT Ybba 'n Bwadlee von Baron, III. Nun ub dem hab bak legeez dat wurk eeder,:sorry: day is all in da same club togedder. We lookin' 2 find a Pink:blush: Pushmobile. Ifn' we cain't find 1, we gonna be askin' 4 da help2; may-B udderz noze wer 2 L@@K! Glad we all in da same Club togedder. :hug2:

Dear AIT Barky Boy: We R goin' 2 B sendin' U sum help2: soze U kin twy 'n escape da big "diet" - - we izz vewy, vewy wowwieed boutz U - - hopin' U feelin' bettah! Wut ifn' U jis dwy up 'n diappear? Not shur how much vee kin do 2 assist aneemor - - sum ub us hab ben forst 2 go on da dietz also - - not @ all good! Vee tinkin' da Hoomudder in on da pwan 'n twyin' 2 stahv us out - - do U tink she noze dat we fightin' 4 da Kawz?

[gunther's mom]

Poor agint BarkyBoy- Dis is adbisor Putty. i am berry worried about you being weak from da diet. Now let me adbize you on something. I was a very very chubby Putty. My hooparents put me on a diet too. Same fud jest lots less of it. First couple weeks i was aghast. But i sink they did something right cuz i am over 12 years old, am sleek and shiny, and i can outrun dogsz half my age.
Nontheles, please don't think you don't have my sympathy.

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Bouncer... I too wuz a very chubby agent at 35 pounds cuz da sitter lady let me have all da food I wanted. I is happy to report dat I now am at 24 pounds becuz of the green beanies in my food. I has lots of agility ribbons to show for it too. Being thinner makes me go faster and feel better. I likes da green beanies. Bouncer, over and over da A-frame!

[LaurieE]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah vewy sawee ta heah dat yew awe on a diet. Yew have ma deepest sympathies. My hoomama put me on won of doze a yeah ago. Cut da rations in half. Da diet didn't wawk. Ah didn't lose any weight. Den in Januawy of dis yeah, she changed ma diet completely. Ah don't get kibble awe canned any maw. Ah lost 5 pounds in no time on dis new food. Ah must admit dat Ah look pwetty good now. Ah's not a wolly poley, what eva dat is. :dunno:

Da hoogwandson was heah dis weekend. He kept taking ma ball :pullhair: and thwowing it so Ah had to won and get it. :hissyfit: Eben when Ah wood won to anuda woom with it, he'd come and gwab it fwom me. :irked: Well, Ah got tiewd of dat and Ah showed him who was da boss. Ah jumped at him. Dat put a stop ta dat. He didn't take ma ball anymaw. Ah don't think Ah like him anymaw. Ah hope he doesn't come back. :no: Maybe we kin send him ta da woom of doom. :D

[kerie0408]

AIT Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah vewy sawee ta heah dat yew awe on a diet. Yew have ma deepest sympathies. My hoomama put me on won of doze a yeah ago. Cut da rations in half. Da diet didn't wawk. Ah didn't lose any weight. Den in Januawy of dis yeah, she changed ma diet completely. Ah don't get kibble awe canned any maw. Ah lost 5 pounds in no time on dis new food. Ah must admit dat Ah look pwetty good now. Ah's not a wolly poley, what eva dat is. :dunno:

Da hoogwandson was heah dis weekend. He kept taking ma ball :pullhair: and thwowing it so Ah had to won and get it. :hissyfit: Eben when Ah wood won to anuda woom with it, he'd come and gwab it fwom me. :irked: Well, Ah got tiewd of dat and Ah showed him who was da boss. Ah jumped at him. Dat put a stop ta dat. He didn't take ma ball anymaw. Ah don't think Ah like him anymaw. Ah hope he doesn't come back. :no: Maybe we kin send him ta da woom of doom. :D

To Souther Comfawt--Yew did gweat in showing you dee boss ub yer toys! I is berry pwoud! My hoomomma and eben dee twainer man says dat I am a wee-source guarder. I pro-tect dee toys all dee time and don't gib dem up! Dey twy to teach me to gib my toy back to dem. And in teaching me, dey twade me dee toy fer a good tweat. Ebentually, I get dee toy back anyway. And now I nebber gib up dee toy unless I smell bacon!!! Dey say I'm hard to twain. But I tink I am berry suksessful at all me twicks!

Yer pal,
Silly Dog!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here.

I'se on a top secwet mishun wight now. Hoomom took me in da time machine for looooong time and now we at de hoogramparents house. I wikes it here cuz dey got a big yard wif a fence and I'se can run and run. Dere is wabbits and trims here and wots of trweats. I not wike my hoouncle's feline, tho. She da world's maniest nasty cat, I not wikes her at all.:scared:

Dey is habben dis ting called a "Bar Bee Kew". I hear dat dere is wots and wots of food and I werking on de l@@k. So mishun Bar Bee Kew is on!! All de hoorelatives are coming to see us at de Bar Bee Kew. :party6:

Lots of hoomans = lots of treats.

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Congwatulations on yah's miszhun. If'n dare bee chillin' awound, stay by dare feet. Chillin' always dwop dare food especially when dare fingas awe slippawy fwom da bar bee kew sauce.

SC out.

[panzer]

AIT Tank portin in,

I furst wunt to tell AIT Barky Boy I iz berry berry sorree dat de hoomans are starbin you :sad3: I will twy to get sum MRE's frum my hoodaddy's wurk to send to yew, so yew dont distapeer!

Next I haft to weport of my watest mishun, My hoomomma tuk me to AIT Flecks howse and when I gotz dere dere wuz fud in da bowlz frum AIT Fleck an his furbroder and fursista. So bee in da gud dachsie dat I iz I startid cweaning owt da bowls for dem.:happy046: My hoomomma got mad at me an picked up da bowlz an put dem up where she thot I cud not get dem. She put one ov da bowlz on da puter desk and I new da I cud get to it. :evilgrin: So I wated an wated an den I cwimbed up on tha puter chair den up on de desk and finished off da bowl of AIT Flecks fud!!! Mishun Sukcess!!:party3: :boogie: :weee:

Me an AIT Fleck iz still wurkin on de berried tweasure mishun, we ben do in wots ov wecon wurk. Weepeat wots ov wecon!

Dis is AIT Tank ober an owt!

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: OMG- OMG - We cain'tz beweev itz summertime! It be time 2 gitz in lotsa twubl :eekdevil: 'n git sum miszunz kumpweated. We knows dat udder AITs ben bizzee; been weadin' der pwogwess 'n kin C we gotz 2 git da "rear-in-gear" :blush: - [hurd dat sumwer] - weelee liked it alot! Hearin' how hahd da AITs ben wurkin' twyin' 2 kumpweat da miszhunz, speshlee da wunz twyin' 2 wurk 2-gedder :hug2: as a team! Meanz a lot 'n help2:s wif da D-skies! Da Hooparents notz wee-cog-nize U ifn' U in a gwoup - Latey, Mudder 'n Fodder B on our twail - :pullhair:thinkx they suspekt sumthin' is up! We notz ben able 2 git nuffin dun - :thanx: very much - - HooFodder ben followin' us eberywer also - :party6: yestidday, we lead him on "wild goose chase" - he not "gitz it" until it wuz ober - firstus, we go out 'n wound up da 5 Gooses: Gertrude, Gladys, Gisselle, Gloria 'n Gail. Day is honkin' 'n flappin' der wings; Fodder kum out 'n chase dem bak outta da yahd.:cheer: We know he gonna figger it out - sure nuf - boutz 1/2 hr. later, U kud C da L@@K - as da troof "dawned" on him! He had jis partis-pated, (against his will), in a Wild Goose Chase! We tink dat should be wurf @ least ONE promotion!:party6: Dat THREE hole pointz, wen U kin git da Hoodad inbolbed like dat! Mudder wuz fur-yus kuz da Gooses is bewy loud.:D Hopin' 2 C sum ub U @ da Midwest Dachsie-Fest in Sept.
NOTE: Da Fox Ben In Da Chicken-house; Wepeat: Da Fox Ben In Da Chicken-house! Kaliforneeay Kroo Ober 'n Outz -

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. My poor mudder. She took me for a long wlkie and has been scratching ever since. So my new mishun is to get those moskeetoes. I am berry fast at gitting any kind of food but not as fast as the moskeetoes. Do you think my age is slowing me up? Any suggestions helpful as my mudder is in serious condition.

[maddoxies]

Dear Adbisor Putty

I do not think your age is slowing you up, dis is AIT Diaper Doll. I can catch lots of flies, but dose mos-keetoes are too fast. And dey can make us bery sick too.

My hoomom posted a natural, homemade solution to mos-keetoes dat can be used for hoomans and us too. Do a search on mos-keetoes and you should find it. Leab it on da 'puter screen for your hoomom to find. We donts want you to get sick or your hoomom not to be able to take you for walkies

[gunther's mom]

Dearest little AIT Diaper Dog- Sank you berry much for the homemmade recipe. Oh my poor poor mudder. She typed in mos-keetoes and could not find anything. Being an older mudder she is not as good on the puter... and she takes things a bit literally. We gots lots and lots of rain in upstate NY and I'm very afraid my walkies will be shortened.

[maddoxies]

Dear Adbisor Putty

Here is da link for da hoomom.

http://dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=30209&highlight=bug+spray

Happy bug free walkies

AIT Diaper Doll

[maddoxies]

Dis is AIT Barky Boy weportin'

first, I am not disappearing. Dey weighed me at ze wroom of doom (AIT Diaper Doll was getting her toesies clipped) and I have gained 2 ozs (whateber dey are) on ze diet :cheer: On ze udder paw, dis might not be so good if it slows me down chasing ze trims.

Operation Woofstock vwas a major sucess!!! Ve made ze contact with more doxies den ve eber see befores!!! AIT DD had dem all under her spell at ze fashion show.

Ve have ze "foster" here for ze week. Ve are calling him "Potential AIT Eskimo" as ve tink he is being adopted to ze northern Ontario. If he is adopted, ve vill enourage him to access de hoomans 'puter and join us. Den he can adbise Littlebird and make an official application.

He is a nice wirehaired boy, but AIT DD has been mean to him. I am enjoying habin' company on ze vwalks. Maybe dis vwill help ze pwroblems wif my vweight, but he may be adopted soon and leaving. I feels sorry for him. He is only 4 and has had 3 abusive hoomans alvready. He does not let it bodder him; he is bery friendly and has ze l@@k already mastered. Ve vwill gib him ze "crash" DWD twraining in case he goes to his new cave and hooparents dis vweekend

AIT Barky Boy weportin' out

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah was eves dwopping (as usual) last nite when ma hoomama was on the wingy ding and Ah hood haw talkin bout some sewious poison dwops comin' owah way today. :yikes2: Ah made up ma mind white den and daya that day's no :nono: way Ah was goin' ta go outside ta get poisoned. Well she twicked me in to goin' outside. :duh: She put me in ma harness and took me out da fwont daw. :spchless: She even took me ta da time masheen's westing place. Ah thought we wah goin' for a wide. :cheer: When Ah twied ta get inta da time masheen, dat's when she tells me we awen't goin' faw a wide. :irked: But Ah got back at haw :evilgrin: -- Ah stawted twackin' and walked haw all ova da yawd and when she twied to get me ta walk back ta da house, Ah dug in ma paws :stubborn: and made haw cow wee me.

[Dolly&Maddie]

Hewwo! Dis is agents Grub and Squeek 'portin' in. We has been out of communikashun for ever so long. Weeze wants to know if weeeze needs speshul bweefing or anyting or can we bounce in like before? Since our last mission, we've gotten a wittle gwayer and a wittle older but weeze is still on da mark. Nuthin' gets past us middle-aged agents. Not even kitty cats, which we had one on our porch last night. We woofed it away dough. Mommy wishes dat we liked kitties, but we have made a pact. NO KITTIES ALLOWED in our hoose! Let us know if we need speshul 'structions to join up in the DWD again, otay?

Grub is still grubbin' and Squeek is still squeekin'.

[TessieMom]

Welcome Back Agents Grub and Squeek!!!!
Dis is Agent Bouncer... I is so glad to have you back. No needs for a special briefing unless you has a floor dragon mishun to perform, after all you guys helped start DWD. We are honored by your return. Bouncer out... did you say kitty? Where? Where?

[Mark]

Sr. Agent, in charge of everything Lonewolf here. (wow, what a pretentious title, eh?)

A huge WB to Squeak and Grub . . . we thought you were lost to us. Happily, not! :)

DBB agents can't crawl without crawlers, but they can fly without umbrellas , , , I repeat . . . DBB agents can't crawl without crawlers, but they can fly without umbrellas. :D

[gunther's mom]

Agints Sqweek and Grub- Its Adbisor Putty here saying hello. I have come to a conclusion. You must have been here at some point at my hooparents house and done away with all the floor dwagons. Yesiree...rarely see any floor dwagons here.

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in! Hewwo all fewwo and girlie agents ane AITs! Agents Squeak & Grub, I hab not seen you in a bery long time! My hoomom was dust tellin' hoodad about your hooparents de udder day! It is good to hear frum you again! I am on stand-by right now. AIT Dragon (my niece) and I are pwannin somefin really big, on dat annual Day of 'Sploshuns comin' up real soon. My hoomom makes some great hamboogers. and AIT Dragon's mom makes some good tater salad. De strawberries shortest cake is for dezert, and we are planning to get some for our vewy own! Agent Sleepy, signing off. De razberries are good 2. Repeat: de razberries are good 2.

[Jenn]

AIT Metro Bo here:

Sobby it's been a wong time, but I been buzy. I hab lots gooin on. First of all welcome bak Grubs and Squeeks!! Gwad wto hab u bak fur da cawz!!
First of all, a couple of weeks ago, da hooma sent me to to da woom of doom to stay da weekend. I was not a happy AIT by no means but figured I could use da time to do sum recognazance werk. Der was not much to repawt!! Der was no whining comin frum da wooms of dooms!! I thawt dat to be strange but all da kittys and da oder dawgies were bery quiet and happy where I wuz. Da hooladies fell in love wif me!! Dey take me out on walkies and play times. No pokin or proddin here to repawt of so all da secwets in my ears are safe!! Dey made a fuss ober me when da hooma came to get me. I did not care I was wid my hooma and bery happy to be back home!! Dis sunday we were at da hoogranparent's cave and I was so happy. I get to run awound da yard wif no leashie!! I took out a bery aggravatin mawkin bird!! I was so proud. I made sure to roll in da left ober feaders and feet!! Hooma was proud ob me but not happy to see me waller in my kill!! Ob course it meant baf in da snot water when we got bak to da home cave!! No worries, I'll hab anuder chance next sunday to do it again!!
Da mawkin bird is restin in my bewy!! I repeet Da mawkin bird is restin in my bewy!!

Metro Bo ober and out!

[Dolly&Maddie]

Oooh, AIT Metro Bo, Grub and Squeek here. You da DAWG! We is vewwy pwoud of you! Dat ol' mocky bird won't do no more mockin', will he?

Agent Sleepy and AIT Dragon, tall tail wags to you. We hope that you are keeping order in da best DWD way over da mountain fwom us.

What's this about fwoor dragons? You mean some of you agents don't have 'em? We have one NOISY one here. Squeek bit its tail off once but papa tooked it to the dwagon hostipital and had it we-attached.

To all da udder agents dat welcomed us, we give you all sloppy wet kisses. We might get to 'port in often cuz when mommy is at werk, we pway! Grub and Squeek off to see what's happenin' in da kitchen.

Da bwokli tastes good! REPEAT! Da bwokli tastes good.

[maddoxies]

Hello ajints Grub and Squeek. Ve are AITs Barky Boy and Diaper Doll. It is good for all us new AITs to hab more experienced ajints to adbise and assist us.

Ve are prweparin' for da church picnik on Sunday. Der will be lots of hoomans and a BBQ. Ve are pwractising da l@@k and makin' sure da foster boy know da game plan too (to hab de entire congregation under our spell).

Da hoomom has alwready started packin' da Diapermobile for da big event. Only 4 more big sleeps until Operation Congregation.

AIT BB and DD weportin' outs

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, 'portin' in.

There are new announcements posted on the Super Duper Top Secret DWD Network. Be sure ta read these announcements, then eat them! ;)

Personal 'port, by Agent Little Bird:

Dis has been a bery busy springtime here in da North Compound. Da Crickies n Croakies are back! They must have escaped from the felines. I am convinced the felines stole them all when the outside turned cold. I met a Croakie the other night at pee-pee time. Hoomommy said "Be nice to da toad, they eat skeeters." Well DUH! I been knowin' dat since I was a wee AIT! I gave da Croakie a kiss on da nose 'n' thanked him for eatin' skeeters.

I have new transportation fer carryin' out my mishuns! It is called a "Boat" by da hooman. I do not know the DWD code for such a thing. Maybe some older agents know dis intel? I am thinkin' Agent Offroader can help me learn more about usin' dis new conveyance. Agent O-R, please get back to me on that.

I have been havin' great success in the Acquisition of Toys! I already have a terrific Teddy dat I got fer Christmas. Lately I have been able to also aquire a blue Elly-font and a little baby Dachshund toy! Da little baby came to me this suppertime. It is very squishy and crinkly and makes a squeak when I squeeze it. It is also a great pillow for my chin! SCORE!!!!!:cheer:

Time to lay in front of the wind machine....

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

I have my ship and all her flags are a-flyin'....repeat....I have my ship and all her flags are a-flyin'.

[gunther's mom]

Hello- Adbisor Putty here. One of the agints wondered if there was an agint who did not have a floor dwagon. Where I live there is an upstairs floor dwagon and a downstairs floor dwagon. But they are very lazy dwagons. They just seem to sleep in da closet. Dat's alright with me.

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin' in! Hewwo, all fellow and girlie Agents and AITs. Say Agent Little Bird - is "a boat" a time machine on poison drops? Or, maybe it's a floating time machine? Dus wondering! Any other Agents know a name for dis thing? Agent Sleepy, over and out! The flutterbys are flying! Repeat: the flutterbys are flying!

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:


Agent Sleepy 'portin' in!
is "a boat" a time machine on poison drops? Or, maybe it's a floating time machine? Dus wondering! Any other Agents know a name for dis thing?

Depending in zee part of zee world you're living... I guess.
Here, what you call zee time machine, is zee evil house on wheels :sorry: so that other thing you talked about would be... zee evil house on zee poizon drops :blush: (which sound vewy vewy spooky ewww)

Zee time machine for me here, is more a wardrobe you got in, to get out in a completely different world (this I love :loveshower:) which are found in very tall houses like in zee city where zee houses touch zee sky.

I don't want to change any names of zee strange things surrounding zee DWD 's members... non non non, what I did is to learn and unzerstand zee DWD definition of those :cheer:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[MicheleS]

Newly Promoted Ajent Digger portin in. :wave:

My mishun wuz cancelled today. :irked: Mutter wuz takin me to da "Doxie Meetup" but she say dat dere is too many poizion drops outside to go dere. I not minds de poizion drops at all, but hoomom not wikes to go out in dem. So, I can not gabber infurmashuns from de otter doxies. :sorry:

We not use de floor dragon here at all. We nots habe carpet, just tile floors. Mutter uses dis thing dat looks like a big Pomeranian on de tile floor.

Oops, dere is a baby dinosaur on de floor and I gots to go catch it.

Digger out!

[Bailey'sMom]

KALIFORNEEAY KROO PORTIN' IN AS NOO AJINTS:

We wontz 2 tell U boutz our noo Miszhun wen we wuz twyin' 2 assist da dogs next door 2 our house. Der is a big boxer named Camille & a Shepherd named Bo! Day is wunnerful 2 pway wif, butz day can't kum in our yard, kuz Mudder sez day B 2 ruf. She B mad :pullhair: if day look ober here.

We wuz totlee embarassed :blush: wen we telled dem day not :welcome: in our yard. We wonted dem 2 kum 'n pway :party6: wiff us. We wuz bewy happee wen day sigjisted we tunnel under da fentz! :cheer: Ajint Oob Oob B'n our bestes tunneler :thanx: bewy much, and B'n no :angel: on da best day she eber had, jumpt 2 it med-yut-lee! We wuz amazed :eekdevil: @ da speed 'n dexteriT ub her skills.

Wen Mudder saw da hole dat Ajint Oob Oob had dug, she wuz bewy sad:sorry: 'n say she gonna hab 2 gib us Time Out! We notz B able 2 kumpweat da Miszhun, butz we wuz pwoud ub it aneeway. 2-morrow,
we gonna git help2: 'n start all ober agin.

Kaliforneeay Kroo - Ober 'n Outz - - 23, 10 'n Eben - -

[MicheleS]

AIT, uh, I mean Ajent Digger here.

I wanted to say :welcome: to our new AIT Chocolate Drop. I contacted him for da DWD cuz I knowed dat we need help2: all ober da world, and we needs to habe an AIT Down Under right now. I knows dat AIT Chocalate Drop gonna be real good fer da Cauz.

Da poizion drops still falling outside. Mutter say dat dere is a Tropical Deepreshun coming dis way. She prwomise to takes me to da doggie park when it ober.

Digger Out.

[Stanley's Mum]

AIT Chocolate Drop portin in,

Wow fank you for da big :welcome: Ajebt Digger i is bery happy to be serbing from da deep down under for da cause. I pwomise i wont let you down. Hoomum took me to da "free park" yesterday, i was tryin to get lots of informashun for da DWD but hoomum wuined da mishun. i tried to get da informashun but hoomum said i was being too much of da "ladies man" and dat i can't go back to da "free park" :annoyed: till i gets "da chop" does dis mean i cannot go back till i eat my dinner :dunno:- i wuv my chops but what does dat haf ta do wit da "free park" and getting to know da "ladies". :um: Hope dat somebody can helps me understand da hoomum! Anyways because i is banned from da free park i will start my new mishun tomorrow "da tweat retreat". da poisen drops are fallin hard in da down under too Ajent Digger i muz be off. Ober n out

[Dolly&Maddie]

Welcome new Ajints. You do DWD PROUD!

Ajint Grub 'portin' in. I have been on medical mishun this weekend. I have been caring and watching over our ailing ajint Squeek. She has been under da wedder. She's much better today and even snuck out of the mommy's sight and RAN down da hallway. Mommy 'bout had a kinipchon. And THEN, Squeek JUMPED on da couch. Mommy was very 'cerned. Squeek was none the worse for wear and is milking it for all it's worth. I'm glad she's feelin' better 'cause, though I'll do it for dachsie solidarity, sleepin' in the crate with her is not my idea of a fun weekend.

Ajint Grub out to search for the smallest frootloop that might be hiding under the couch.

Moth wings tickle the nose. REPEAT! Moth wings tickle the nose.

[Mark]

Wolf here . . .


Moth wings tickle the nose

OMG!!!!!!!! :yikes:

It is definitely time to move the ComCenter . . . this channel is ***compromized***!!!

Please do NOT use this comcenter . . . See the new one, which IS secure.