DWD most secret ComCenter #27

[Mark]

Wolf here . . .

OK . . . this one is safe . . . post away. :D

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I found you... I weepeat, I found you *wagging tail* and I kept preciously where this new secwet channel is :D

Azent Bean La Doon, who survived zee evil acid drops :raining:
checking out :seeya:

[willsana]

'Portin' in to da new Com Center #27.

Whew! Dat was close! Fast thinking, Agent Lone Wolf! We can always count on you to to pull our tushies out of it. :thumbup2:

Here is hopin' dat da rest of da ranks find da new CC #27 safely....Dog's Speed, Troops.....Dog's Speed. :pray:

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint Barky Boy. Excellent move Wolf, we was thinkin' it was bout time for da move.

I am afwraid dat I must weport only moderate sucess wif Operation Congregation. Da tree of us (me, Ajint Diaper Doll and da foster) charmed da pants off everyone wif da l@@k, but no burgers and tweats :sosad:

We will be givin' da foster his final briefing dis vweek, as he goes to da "lake wif da boy's name" in da north of Ontario dis vweekend. Ve hopes he vill be able to contact us by 'puter.

Ajint Barky Boy headin' out for one last bark before bedtimes :zzzz:

[MicheleS]

Dis is Ajent Digger. I founds da new com center. Good work, Lone Wolf.

help2: !! Hoomom is taken me to da hoouncle's house wif da mean old nasty cat! Any adwise?

Digger out.

[Stanley's Mum]

AIT Chocolate Drop Portin in :wave:

fank you for your quick finking Lone Wolf! I ab found da new comcenter and moved bery swiftly.

Ajent digger da nasty cats can be bery twicky perhaps use da cat as a means for getting more tweats. if da cat bes nasty too you give da hoouncle da l@@k and he will feel bery sorry dat you hav to put up wit da nasty cat and he may gib you tweats:D ! My hoomum is allergics to da cats so we dont hab one i fink i be jealous if she did anyways :D good luck wit da cat at hoouncles!

ober n out rubber ducky

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajent Digger. I founds da new com center. Good work, Lone Wolf.

help2: !! Hoomom is taken me to da hoouncle's house wif da mean old nasty cat! Any adwise?

Digger out.
Ajint Bean La Doon is da cat ex-purrt. Calling Ajint Bean La Doon, Calling Ajint Bean La Doon, ou est-tu?

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah's found da new com center. :D Thank you Lone Wolf faw yaw quick thinkin'.

Here's ma repawt faw dis past week -- Ah got down da bwead, opened da bag fwom da side, and den Ah taw some of da bwead apawt. Ah twied not ta make too big ofa mess. Ah also emptied da containers of da paypa and spwead dem awound da floor so Ah could study dem faw infawmashun. So faw so good. Ma hooma doesn't sahspeck a thing.

SC out--

[Jenn]

Ajint Metro Bo here:

Tanks to Lone Wolf for findin da new com center. I fewlt a change wuz a comin!

Nuttin much goin on here. I tried misshun "to kill a mockin' bird" on sunday again at da hoogranparents wif no success. I will hab to come up wif new stratagee cuz I tink dey are on to me!! I am twyin to wecrut da hooaunt's kitty, we'll call him "big fat gray 1", to be da distwactshun so I can swoop in and take dem out!! Dey twy to swoop in on me to pwuck da secwets frum my ears!! Must not tolerate da mockin brids for dat! Don't worry dey will be takin care ob swifly!!

Ajint Digger.....when you get to da hoouncle's house, hold yer nose and climb into da sandbox for da kitty and kick out all ob da "tootsie rolls" onto da flaw!! You must do dis under cober as to make da kitty look like he did it!! Den you will be da sweet one wif da L@@K da could not hab possablie hab done it!! Dat equals tweats fer bein so sweet lookin!! Jus a suggestshun.

Metro Bo ober and out!

[abiose]

Ajint Bean La Doon is da cat ex-purrt. Calling Ajint Bean La Doon, Calling Ajint Bean La Doon, ou est-tu?

Azent Bean La Doune checking in :wavesmile: coming to the rescue :karate:

I'm zee cat ex-purrrr and I can confirm that not all zee felines are good :nono: Those beats are very hypocrite and mean and has sharp nails, I weepeat HAS SHARP NAILS.

On zee 3 we have here, only one is trainable for doing zee dirty job at my commend... let's call him "Black Plague" to keep our secwet izentity :blue02:

As for zee 2 others, I'm still figuring out how to eliminate both :gun:, specially zee strippey one who lately, likes to slap me and "Black Plague" in zee face PLUS, he puts in danzer our perillous mizzions by calling zee oomans with some "maw maw maw" right when "Black Plague" is in zee north-pole-box ready to throw me food from it :hissyfit:

Azent Bean La Doon, ready to go sleep :zzzz: through zee entire acid-rain-drops day :raining:figuring how to be done with zee strippey cat :chin:, checking out :seeya:

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting for duty! I iz also reporting for the newly promoted Agent Golden Mist, Agents Hugger, Missy, Whiskers, and AIT Cactus. I has a chance to get something called a title this weekend, so I am training hard for da agility. I is working the beauty sleep right now and the figs are falling from the tree. I likes figs... they are so sweet... I needs to spend more time outside today... Bouncer out for a fig break!

[Suzanne R]

Agent Bouncer reporting for duty! I iz also reporting for the newly promoted Agent Golden Mist, Agents Hugger, Missy, Whiskers, and AIT Cactus. I has a chance to get something called a title this weekend, so I am training hard for da agility. I is working the beauty sleep right now and the figs are falling from the tree. I likes figs... they are so sweet... I needs to spend more time outside today... Bouncer out for a fig break!
Bouncer, I'm SO jealous! Please save me some of dem figgies - I loves figgies and my figgie trees just refuse to grow!!!

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy, 'portin in! Hewwo, all fellow and girlie Agents and AITs! I thought da hoomom was gettin' perilously close to findin de udder messages... - whew! AIT Dragon and I are plotting fewoshusly to get dose burgers (we listened closer to da hoomoms!) and dat strawberry shortest cake! Dat Day of Sploshuns is gettin' closer! Some of you know dis as Da Big Bang! Da hooparents call it 4th of July, though. Congratulashuns to Agent Wolf on gettin da new comm center up and running! Agent Sleepy off to patrol the perimeter... The TRIMS are pesky! Repeat: the TRIMS are pesky!

[Dolly&Maddie]

Ajint Grub 'portin' in. Squeek is still under the weather and under the blankie. She is off to the room of doom tomorrow to check out suspicious bumpy bumpity bumps behind her right front leg. Excellent Secret place we have here. NO ONE will learn of our clandestine activities.....EVER. A hearty 'gradulashons to all new Ajints and AIT's. I was successful in Mishun Kitchen tonight. Hoomom made baked french fries and when she took 'em outta da obben, some of the oyl spilt on da rug. No worries. Squeek and I were most helpful and cleaned the oyl up so that the rug was spic and span. It was very good oyl.

Ajint Grub off to find the marrow bones behind the eye lids.

Doggies have big dreams. REPEAT Doggies have big dreams.

[Daxie Mom]

AIT'S Whiney Butt and Short Bus here!!!! We ben gone for a wong time but we found you all here at de new channel. I been berry, berry sick last few months and not had many good mishuns. Mama said today they found hooks in my tummy .somfin called hook worms for me and my sister, not to minchun somfin called IBD. I hab to go to work wif my mama a lot and it no fun cause she work in de woom of doom. We did get to a new house wif a duck pond and we walk der ebery day. We manage to rub in de duck poo before mom can see us, but den she wanna gib us a bath and wash all de smelly good away so we hab to do it again de next day. eben doh I dont feel so good I still chase de cats and here we have des little tings called mols, neber seen dos before. Well it's good to be back and have a new channel to post on. AIT Short Buss been going to de school to learn not to be a ankle biter, but me tink she will fail cause she lubes to bite the ankles and bark real loud at eberybody.Its funny it makes mama yell. We will keep you updated on any new mishuns here.
AIT'S Whiney Butt and Short Buss ober and out.

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger Porting in.

I is now at de hoograndparents cave wif de hoouncle and de world's meaniest nasty cat. I hab to sneeeek onto da puter here when hoouncle goes to werk. I wikes it here cuz dey gots de big yard wif a fence so hoomom can let me run and run wifout de leash.

De world's meaniest nasty cat is hissing and hissing at me. She try to scratch if I gets too close. I not wike her at all. :scared:

De hoograndma gabe me some new toys and a new blankie wif my name on it, so dis is a good place for misshuns.

Dere are wots and wots of baby dinosaurs outside, I chases dem all ober and eben catch a few. Mutter says dat dey eat skeeters, so I should lebe dem alone, but dey so much fun. AIT Chocolate Drop, I here dat you habe baby dinosaurs at yer cave, too. Does you chase dem?

Now I berry berry tired from chasing de dinosaurs, so its time for :zzzz:

Digger out!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Digger- We do not have da baby dinosaurs here. However, we do have raccoons which scare the daylights out of my hoomom.
This is Adbisor Putty-oops I forgot to introduce myself again when I started to type. My hoomom never takes me to da woom of doom to cut off my toes so I am grateful, but it makes typing harder.
Anyway I had an interesting mishun last week. Hooparents had hoofriends over. I felt it was my mishun to protect them so I howled all night. The hoofriends eventually took me into the bed and i slept between them to protect them. Get this, DEY ARE CAT PEOPLE. Did I do the right thing?

[primergray]

Dis is Agwent Offwoader port in!

I am in vewy deep unner covwer! I wil be weportin mor vewy soon!!

[maddoxies]

Hooparents had hoofriends over. I felt it was my mishun to protect them so I howled all night. The hoofriends eventually took me into the bed and i slept between them to protect them. Get this, DEY ARE CAT PEOPLE. Did I do the right thing?

Dis is Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll: We tinks you did da right ting. Weez gots to dominwate da world and dat includes da cat peoples too.

May we compliments you Adbisor Putty on your excellent tactics (howlin'), we are in awe of your wisdom wif dis move.

Ve hab a bery distwurbing weport today. Da cave is haunted, wepeats, da cave is haunted. help2:

Ve vwas all snuggled up in da big bed de udder night, when da ceiling started to scream da nasty high pitch noises!!! And a voice came from da ceiling too. :yikes: Da hoomom put da leashes on me and da foster and put DD in da stroller and left da cave! In da middle of da nights; and da udders in da building did da same ting. Der were big time machines in front of da building wif fwashy lights and hoomans wrunnin' awround. :dunno1: After what seemed like forever, ve gots to come back to da cave and da big bed. Da voices were gone. Did da hoomans wif da fwashy time machines scare da voices away???:scratch:

Hab any ub de udder ajints hab dis happen too???

Ajints BB and DD still invwestigatin'

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck portin' in wit gweat news. My hoomama is dwing awot better after her twip to da woom of doom. She had a......wat my hoodaddy said was a sergerwy. Iz got dat guy waaped awound my wittle paw. I'm on ze bed, couch, getting tweets all de tyme.:loveshower:
Iz twyin' to easpe to snag one of doos big blow dem up tings, yep a tank. If we tant use it.....we could sell it on ebay:blush:
Iz will retwrn wit updats soon.

[kerie0408]

Dis is Silly Dog portin' in. I been berry busy wif my new bwankie so I haben't ported in. My latest mishun has been berry easy, I hafta admit. I had to get da new smell off ub da new bwankie. I go outside and do wike I am doing in dis picshure and den I come back in and I woll awound on dee bwankie. http://www.liweddings.com/mywedding/album/i/58867.jpg

Ebeerone should hab such a fun mishun sometimes.

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy, portin' in. Hewwo all fellow and girlie-girl Agents and AITs! I been chasin dose baby dragons, too, but dey are fast - I cannot catch dem, and my hoomom also says dey eat bad bugs, like skeeters, so dis is prolly true, cause I have only found my hoomom to make up stories about medsin - she says it tastes good! I keep hopin' some of de burds called "ducks" would leave some poo in my yard - I never get de good stuff to roll in like some of you! Guess what? I got some steak last night - from de hoomom! She says it is better dan burgers, and I loved it. I even got a spoon of mashed taters and some green beanies - now dat's the way to treat an agent! I will be goin to the mountains on de Day of Sploshuns and go for de burgers, tater salad and strawberry shortest cake, and compare these, so I know what tastes better! Agent Sleepy, over and out! De steak was Swiss. Repeat: de steak was Swiss!

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger portin in!

Mishun has gone horribly wrong, repeat, mishun has gone horribly wrong! help2:

I was in de middle of Operashun Hoograndpa. De hoomons was making de fud fer anober Barbeekew, so I was gibben de Hoograndpa de l@@k, so I could habe some of what he wuz making. He said "no, it will make you cry" but I nots beleib him. When he not looking I stole one ub de fings off de trey. I took one bite and .........................
.............:wow4:... :tired:..... :wow2:..... :eek:..... :uh-oh:... :jawdrop:..... :sick012: ....:tongue02: .......:yikes2: ......

Hoograndpa wuz tellin' de troof about dem fings! Dey make me cry and cry till de hoomom come and wash my mouth.

Hoograndpa said "See, I told you so". He said dat dey wuz called Ha-low-peen-yo peppers. I not try dat again!!

[gunther's mom]

Dearest Agint Digger- Putty adbisor here. Like you,dere is not much I don't like to experiement with, but dose HOLWOPPENO peppers must go. I think even my 18 year old brother tolerate them but he has been know to try to eat aluminum. .. especially if dere is chinese fud involved. He must indeed be a berry involved specieis of dogg, being a rat terrier.
Next time you go to a BarBIE QUE insist ona water disch just incase the hooparents come up with more creative ideas.
Fourth of July coming up- oh brudder-dey will tease me for the millionth time about putting mustard down my back. Gets old after a while.

[Heidismom]

Agent Sleepy 'portin' in! Hewwo all fellow and girlie-girl Agents and AITs! I didn get a burger on the Day of Sploshuns, but AIT Dragon and I got some chicken from de Barbie-Q- yum-yum! We hadda goferide in Hoomom's time machine and we were in a house widdout walls - Hoomom says it's got to "pass inspekshun" before the walls can go in! We also got some baby carrots and a few widdle bites of tater chips - Hoomom sed de tater salad "had onions", so we cudn't have that! After we ated my dinner - Hoomom packed it for me, we hadda watch 8 teenagers! Dey had a tram-po-lean to play on, plus they be settin' off lots of dose sploshuns! AIT Dragon and I were bery brave, dough! We didn't eben flinch! When it was dark, dere was a "Fireworks Display" frum de airport, where dey keep dose flyin' time machines! We watched alla dose, too, and sum were noisy! We had a bery good time and enjoyed ourselves lots! We founded sum hoopeople dere dat have a dachsie named "Boomer". I wanted to slip a note in his hoomom's pocket to tell him of our exploits and invite him to check us out, but I didn have any paper! I will plan dis better, nex time. Agent Sleepy, ober and out! De time machine was comfy! Repeat: de time machine was comfy!

[Dolly&Maddie]

Hewwo esteemed Agints and AIT's. Dis is Agint Squeek 'portin' in. I am 'portin' to say that I am feelin' all better now, but I still give da hoopapa da L@@K when I want up da steps fwom da backyard. When hoomommy is there, I don't gives her da L@@KS but jes runs on up myself. Agint Gwub is spending lots of sweepin' time under da bwankie. Siddy dogger. She wikes to cover up even when it's hot hot hot. Oh! I have news. Weez will be on speshul mishun HOODWINK DA HOOPAPA bedinning on Thursday. Hoomommy is going to Minnie Soda wiff out us and hoopapa is staying home. It is our mishun to be weeel cutes and to get wots and wots of tweets. We will 'port the outcome in a few days. Well, dat is all for now. Agint Squeek off to make da gwass fwy. Da dirt squishes between da toes. WEPEAT! Da dirt squishes between da toes.

[Stanley's Mum]

:wavesmile: AIT Chocolate Drop Portin in,

I haf been bery busy sorry for da delay...


Dere are wots and wots of baby dinosaurs outside, I chases dem all ober and eben catch a few. Mutter says dat dey eat skeeters, so I should lebe dem alone, but dey so much fun. AIT Chocolate Drop, I here dat you habe baby dinosaurs at yer cave, too. Does you chase dem?
We haf da baby dinosaurs i try to chase dem and eat dem but hoodad gets mad at me and i haf to gib him da l@@k hoomum tells hoodad dat it is just my hunting skills and da i just wanna play wif dem, i will be bery gentle. :D

I haf been busy wif my latest mishun - da relocashun of da teddies. i haf found a box in da deep dark cupboard were all da blankies and inside i haf found teddie bears wif lots of da fluffy stuff on der insides :cheer: and i fink dat der is many more. i is trying bery hard to relocate da teddy bears to da outside for da destuffing but hoomum is getting bery suspishus. tonight hoomum says she will be at da yoga :chin:i is not sure who or what da yoga but i will make my move...

wish me luck ober and out

[Sara]

AIT Kitty Nibbler portin in.

Thus is de furst time I hav portin in. I found youz guyz a while ago and finaly git me hooman to sign up. I am on ze missun to distroy those baggies that hold that wonderful stinking stuff.....I hear the hoomans call garbage. Note to other agints: wen you complet this missin, hid under de bed---hoomans don't lik finding your comleted missin.

[Jenn]

AIT Kitty Nibbler portin in.

Thus is de furst time I hav portin in. I found youz guyz a while ago and finaly git me hooman to sign up. I am on ze missun to distroy those baggies that hold that wonderful stinking stuff.....I hear the hoomans call garbage. Note to other agints: wen you complet this missin, hid under de bed---hoomans don't lik finding your comleted missin.

Agint Metro Bo portin in:

Welcum AIT Kitty Nibbler!! We needs all da helps we can gets from new AIT's!!! A note on da mishun "distroy da baggies" It will helps if u can employ a kitty to help wid di mishun!! Dey can jumps up on high tings and dive to knock ober da twash cans!! I do not hab dat luxurie, so I carry out "baf twash" mishuns all de time. I find all sorts of tings in der!! Not anyting to snack on but lots to tear up!! Like tissues and twoilet paper wolls!! I sneak dem under da big bed and tear up da tissues cuz hooma uses dem to cwean out my ears where I keep da dwd secwets!!! I hab to destroy dem before dey make it out da hoocave!!! Oh yes I almost fergot, u hab to sneek a ting called "tupperware" frum da kichen and hide it under da big bed. It is most usefull in storin tings fer da cauze!! Da bewies r 4 rubbin....I wepeat Da bewies r 4 rubbin!!

Agint Metro Bo ober and out!!!

[dapple_dad]

Agent Tank has awibed in de land of Oz, :sad3: :tissues: his homomma called it Kansas. They be on dar way to the land of de big snow flak on de 20th and dat is hes aweady workin' on mishuns. I will relay mishun reports for him until den, I have set up a super secert decoding debise on my homommas phone so dat I's can cumminitate wit Agent Tank.
Mys mishun was a compete sucess!!!!!!! We hab de tanks!!!!!! I wepeat....WE HAB DE TANKS!!!!:banana02: :cheer: I will deswamble pictures and will sent in de morning along wit full report. UH OH homomma gots frito chips, gots to go wook cute. I'm starvin'!!!! (will hide some under couch:angeldevil:

[Deb Brown]

AIT Bellsferry portin n. Der b twee ub uz here......

Mez da #1 big boz, den der is da Dingbat, che b a wittle dingy, den der b Pink Belly.

Iz been dwibing my Hoomama crazy, which dont take much, che cooked da big bird n sum wittle birds and a pice ub da piggy on da smoker on satuday. Iz could smell it, u know specially wif our noses. Iz make her getz up from her spot on da sofa and letz me outz ebery few minutes, jus so Iz could sniff da meats out der.....ummm good!

da Dingbat not real smarts, che cummed from a puppy mill and nots b allowed 2 pway as a puppy, so che nots nos how to hab fun. Wez twing 2 teach her.

Pink Belly is a wittle girlz n che b small enough to getz into the big cave where da dirty cwoths are n che gets Hoomamas undies n runs like da dickens with Hoomama chasing her. It be so funny. Hoomama not smart enough to cwoths the door.

Later Gaters

Bellsferry ober n out

[gunther's mom]

Hi AIT Bellsferry- dis is Agint Adbisor Putty. I am an adbisor since I am a bit too old to be full agint. Though frankly I am in darn good shape for being almost 13. My hooparents think i am a bit dingy too. In fact I came from a pet store- very expensive pet store- but possibly still from a puppy mill. Now my hooparents know better. But frankly iI am no dingy. It's jest that I know what is important in life-da rest I ignore. Like tricks. No one is gonna make a silly fool over me. So da only tricks i learned are:1) roll over and 2) give da LOOK. I saved my hoomom's life by barking my head off in a fire- I eben made da newspaper story. But learning commands- nope not interested. Do you think i am too stubborn...?

[Deb Brown]

Oh, Agint Adbisor Putty! It b such an honor to b in da presence ub a hero for sabing u Hoomama. Che musts b so proud ub u. As far as twicks, Iz 2 tinks dat Wez sufistacated gentlemen wud wook silly, so it's ok not 2 do 2 many, eben tho wez no how, wez must remain hansum and debonar.

Ripley ober n outs

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint Barky Boy weportin' :wavesmile:

Vwe hab ze new AIT wif us, AIT Tinkerbell (we call her Tink for short, but don't wants confuwsion wif Ajint Tank). AIT Tink is ze itty bitty girlie ajint. She gots partly blowed away last night wif ze big winds when we was doing walkies. It's a gud ting dat ze "diet" did not works for me, I did not blows away :cheer: Ve founds ze good stuff to wroll in, but ze hoomom made us bof take ze bafs in snot water after - just vwhen ve starts to smell goods too.

AIT Tinkerbell will be ze gud ajint some day, she is learnin' to bark and to go potty on ze papers or outside. She is already expert at ze l@@k. AIT Tink can stop hoopeople in der tracks at 40 doxie lengths wif ze look and her itty, bitty size. She is frum ze same place as AIT Dingbat, so AIT Tinkerbell does not know how to pway eider. I twry to teach her, but Ajint Diaper Doll is being nasty about sharin' her toys (zey are ALL DD's toys). I twried to tells her to share for ze good ub ze cawse, but she said NO!

Ze cave is haunted again :yikes2: Ze voices in ze ceiling are back. It is not ze good week for ajints here, if ze voices from ze ceiling do not getz me, ze hoomom is taking me to ze wroom of doom dis vweek too :eek:

Ve vwants to :welcome2: ze new AITs also.

If I do not lives tru ze voices and ze wroom of doom, I twrust dat Adbsior Putty (and ze udder Ajints and AITs) will look after Ajint DD and AIT Tinks.

Ajint Barky Boy makin' ze "strategic wreatwreat" (under ze bed) :afraid:

[kerie0408]

I am still weedin' about all yer mishuns eben dough I hab not been on berry many meeself. I did go on many twips to dee woom o doom. Hoomom said I hab to go dere iffn I varmit too much. Well one morning I varmited a huge moun-tin in dee middle ub dee bed-woom. I did dee same ting dee next day and dee next. My arse landed in dee woom o doom! Dere was so many pontenshul ajints dere. Dere was one called dee Gweat Dane. She was beautiful. I lub her. I lub all dee supersize ajint females. Only ajint dat I lub more dan dee big ones is Diaper Doll. Member when I asked Diaper Doll to go on a date? Her brudder ajint awmost beated me up but den I splained dat I is weally nice and dat I bwing toys fer dee family! Den he said I could go on a date.

Dee most wecent twip to dee woom o doom was fer sumfin berry sad. Hoomom said I was actin' funny and den after I was actin' funny I was in dee middle ub dee kitchen floor and she tawt I went to hebben because I was so quiet. Hoomom was berry skared. Dee vet man said dat I prolly had a sea-shore. I might hab a disease called Eppie-Lepsie and because of dat I had a sea-shore. I been to dee sea-shore and I lub it. Does dis mean dat dee sea-shore comes to me now? I hab to go back to dee woom ub doom in 2 more weeks, because dey said dis is sear-ey-yus and dey need to follow up. I learned dat follow up means come back and we poke you wif needles again:pullhair: :pullhair: :pullhair: :pullhair: Dis stinks. I didn't mean to hab a sea-shore!!!!

[maddoxies]

Only ajint dat I lub more dan dee big ones is Diaper Doll. Member when I asked Diaper Doll to go on a date? Her brudder ajint awmost beated me up but den I splained dat I is weally nice and dat I bwing toys fer dee family! Den he said I could go on a date.

Dee vet man said dat I prolly had a sea-shore. I might hab a disease called Eppie-Lepsie and because of dat I had a sea-shore. I didn't mean to hab a sea-shore!!!!

Dear Ajint Silly Dog

Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll. I am bery sowrry to hear dat you are not well and may have had a sea-shore. I hopes dis is not twrue. If'n it is, u must be sure to take da med-cine dat da hoomoms hide in da cheese. Dis will pwrevent da sea-shores. It is better to give in on da little battles (like takin' med-cine) so da we can win da wars for da cawse!! U must be a quiet ajint and not gets excited for now, but we could hab a quiet date - maybe take da Diapermobile to da dwrive-in movies (aka watch da trims in da trees).

I hopes dat u hab da good weport from da white coats and da wroom of doom
Ajint DD :wavesmile: :rayz: :rayz:

[gunther's mom]

Adbsisor Putty here for Ajint Silly Dog- OOOHHH I'm glad you did not go to hebben.. dough I guess we will all meet there sooner or later. But I hope much later. Ah See-shores can come from different things, not necessarily Eppe- leepsy. Pwweee let us know more how you are dowen.

[Stanley's Mum]

AIT CHocolate Drop portin in :wavesmile:

Ajent Silly Dog - I too am bery sorry dat you are having trouble wif da sea-shores, Hoomum lubs you bery much and will look afta you wif da medicine and lots of lub and kisses i am bery glad you did not go to da hebben. My Brudder Max went to da Hebben and that makes my hoomum haf da water in da eyes. I am finking of you and hoping youget bedder

Today mudder took me to da woom of doom i fought i would find some informashun for da DWD but it was jut me and da white coats i had to get my nails clipped i squirmed and wiggled and made wots of noise Mudder got bery frusterated but den i gave my mudder da l@@k and i got wots of cuddles and da tweats so advice to all - use da clipping of da nails for da advantage no informashun for us so far but wots of da treats.

ober n out

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ajint Silly Dawg - Ah's sahwee tu heah dat yews got da sea-shaws. Look on da bwite side, yew will get lots of tweats now.

Ah've had thwee weally gweat mizshuns dat Ah need tu wepawt. Hooma thought dat she put da twash bags back fur enuf where Ah couldn't get dem. Ah fooled haw. Ah got da twash bag down on both dursday and fwiday. On monday hooma put two big wolls on the kitchen ahland. When she took da hoogwandson home, Ah got dem too. Dey wah weally good. Nice and soft. Ah left da napkins lined up neatly on the kitchen flaw.

SC out.

[MicheleS]

Ajint Digger here :wavesmile:

Silly dog, here are lots of :rayz: :rayz: :rayz: :rayz: dat you not habe any more sea-shores. You be sure to take de med-cine like Ajint DD said to do. We not wants you to go to da Bridge yet. Be sure to use da trwips to da wroom of doom to get lots of infermashuns. (Dey got wots of credit card numbers dere).

Did you get anywhere wif de great dane at de room of doom? I made a frweind de udder day wif a great dane. Dey are berry berry nice. Hoomom calls dem de "gentle giants".

Ajints BB and DD, how is de prwogress wif AIT Tinkerbell? She be berry useful to da cauze when she gets trwained if she is expert at de l@@k. Can she gets into de tiny widdle spaces to spy on de hoomans? Dat would be great mishun! You still hearing de voices from de ceiling of de cave? Makes sure dat you barks really loud and really long time next time it happens.

AIT Chocolate Drop, you should makes de hoomom takes you to da hooman manicurists to get your toesies cut. Here is how it is done wif style:

(I fink hoomom already posted dat, but I puts it here again)

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1132/4278980/8992484/146041553.jpg

Good news! Hoomom said dat my new baby hoocousin is coming to visit. She said if I be berry nice I can see de baby hoocousin, too. But I not allowed to gets too close cuz hoomom say he too little yet. One day I can play and play wif him. BB and DD, you habes de experience wif de hoocousins. Any abwise?

AIT Digger out.

[Dolly&Maddie]

Agints Grub and Squeek 'portin' in. We is vewwy conserned wiff da Silly Dog Agint. Sometimes it's not eazy to 'bey da hoomans but in dis case, it's best to take da med'cine when they gib it to you. Please keep us posted of yer pwogwess.

To all da udder Agints and AIT's on mishuns, we send high tail wags for your continued success.

We has been laying low here in Centwal Californy cuz it is HOT! Weeze hopes our Agint fwends in Bakersfield (they calls it dat cuz ya BAKE) is keepin's cool.

Our mommy just got home fwom bacashun. She went to Minnie Soda for some kind of "gathering". Seems that udder hoomans besides our Mommy is addicted to some old show dey used to show on da telibishun box a long time ago called Da Big Valley. Mommy wites stories too. We tink it's called fan fikshun. Anyway, Papa tooked care of us while Mommy was away dwooling ober her favowite cowboys. Papa didn't miss a meal for us and we got wots of tweets. We're bewwy gwad our mommy is home agin. We have assumed our wightful posishun as Double Dachsie Chastity Belt......whatebber dat means.

For all you Agints twyin' to beat the heat, twy snuggling under a quilt. Dat's what Agint Grub does. Squeek isn't sure if dat's da answer to beat the heat.

Us Agints are off to find da shade. Da Bwokli is in da Kong. Wepeat! Da Bwokli is in da Kong.

[Deb Brown]

Bellsferry portin here.

Dear Ajint Silly Dog, Ize be bwery, bwery sorry to hers dat you hads dat sea-shores. Ize agrees dat u need 2 taks da medcine, especially ifn u hoomama putz it in cheese....ummm, ummm good.

Wez just gots back from a big mishun. Our hooparents went campin in dat houze on wheels. Wez went 2 da lake on friday and camded home yesterday. Sum hoofriends of da hooparents wentz wif us, day brought tree doxies and a poodle, so der was six of us doxies, a poodle and a big lab horse. Wez all gotz n da lake and swimmed and chased da fishes, but couldn't catched any. Da hoofriends stayed n a tent and it started wainin on saturday nitz, weally, weally bad. Da hoofriends putz der doggies n da tent and my hoomama grabbed uz four and threw us in the houze on wheels. Hoodaddy said dat it was as strong as hurricane winds n it was a good ting dat da hoofriends were sittin n der tent or it wood hab bwon awab. Wez turned on da fan in the houze on wheels sos it wood b cool and Ize stood guard on da bed by hoodaddy's weg, wooking out da window. Da udder puppies were sweeping on da udder bed wif hoomama. Che was worried, but I tolded her Ize was keeping watch and notz to worry. Che was afraid of the houze on wheels was gonna bwow ober, butz Ize was holdin it down wif my big self, all 10 pounds ub me. It was a success and wez was still sittin in da same pwace when da storm stopped. Ize b so pwod of meself for savin da day.

Bellsferry ober n outz

[kerie0408]

To all dee ajints--Tanks fer dee good wishes! I hab to take med-cine fer 2 weeks because when dey poked me and dey analyzed dee blood dat dey STOLE fwum me, dee blood said dat sumfin' was not good. But if I take medcine for 2 weeks, it might be all better. I do not hab to take medcine fer sea-shores yet because I may nebber hab a sea-shore again. Dee white coats are not berry smart. Dey don't know if I weally had a sea-shore or if sumfin' else was wrong.

Dee white coats not so smart. I wee-peat--dee white coats not so smart.

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Bellsfewwy, Ah's vewy pwoud of yew. Yew should get a speschul kama-day-shun faw bwavewy above and beyond da call of duty.

[maddoxies]

AIT Bellsferry, dis is AIT Tinkerbell weportin' for da first time.

U R berry bwrave AIT. I am a teenie, tiny AIT and I almost bwowed away today. It is a good ting dat da hooman puts da leash on me or I would have been "Gone Wif Da Wind".

I had my first mizzun yesterday and I tinks I did good. I was on da porch of da cave wif da hoomom and de udder hoopeoples were walking by. Dey did da "oooh" "awwww" when dey seed me. One hoopeople said dat she was going back to her 'puter to look at da doxies (like me) who are waiting for der fur-ebber hoopeoples. I tink dis is a good mizzun, gettin' udder AITs place in da field.

Der is big excitment here at da cave. Ajint DiaperDoll tried to scwratch her ear wif her back leggie :cheer: Ajint DD tells me dat she has been pwractising in secwret so dat she can walks again and do "real" mizzuns like Ajint Barky Boy and all de udder Ajints and AITs. She wants to be more den just da dis-twrack-shun for da big mizzuns.

Ajint BB wants me to tells U dat da white coats here are sneaky - dey were BLUE coats (he survived da twrip to da wroom of doom - der were no udder ajints der, but da white/blue coats did not get da secwrets frum him e-der.)

AIT Tinkerbell goin' back to wread da manual again (I hear dat I may be "shipping out" soon to my own fur-ebber hoopeoples)

Da wind is blowin fru da fur, wepeats, da wind is blowin fru da fur.

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog portin' in! I is gwad dat DD twied to scwatchie her ear! Dat is pwogwess!! Howebber I woulda scwatched her ear fer her. She purdy.

I is takin dee medcine dat dey hide in dee cheese! Mmmmm. I had no more sea-shores so far.

Hoomom is berry upset becaws she tinks she fat. She says she has to get rid of some extra kal-reez, and if we go on long walkie, she can get rid of some kal-reez. I go wif her. Dis is gweat opportunity to be in da world and do mishuns. I musta been too busy sniffing dee gwass because I did not see any kal-reez coming off of hoomom! Dee udder day when we was on walkie, she stopped and twied to make me hab water. I said no, dat's not cheese, so I kept walking. Will hoomom learn to bwing cheese on walkies?

DD is purdy. I wee-peat, DD is purdy!!

Yer pal, Silly Dog

[gunther's mom]

Agint Silly Dog- Dat is so good dat you are getting long walkies. Yes my hoomom and hoodad for dat matter are also always talkin about being too fat.I figure it should be my mishun to take food from dem. I wonder if dey would buy that rationale?

[Stanley's Mum]

AIT Chocolate drop Portin in,
Ajent silly Do it is bery good news dat you haf had no more see -shores just wemember dat der more medicines you hab da more cheese dat you get. Ajent Daiper Doll i is bery pwoud of you for da scratching ob da ears i am sure you will walk again soon and you hoomum be bery bery pwoud ob you!


I did not see any kal-reez coming off of hoomom!
Hoomum has been trying to lose da kal reez to but i cannot see dem dropping off eifer and i cannot find dem i have been on mishuns looking for da kalreez but Hoomum must hide dem in da up top cupboard wif all da tweats!

Hoomum hab to take me to da woom of doom, hoomum said my marbles are bery sore so da white coats hab to look at dem. I was bery embarwessed :blush: but da white coats told hoomum dat i need da medicines too cuz i hab da infecshun so we no wat dat means , INFECTSHUN= MEDICINES = CHEESE. So da logical fing is do go on da mishun for some more infecshuns so i can get da medicines and hab da cheese.:D wish me luck!
Ober n out

[Deb Brown]

AIT Chocolate Drop, dis is AIT Bellsferry here

Don't goes wookin 4 infectuns, dat cud b dangerus 4 u. Takin medsin n da cheese is good win u bez sick, but notz need to wook for sickness. Day sumtimes b bwery, bwerry bad and makes sum puppers go 2 da rainbow bridge and b 2 soon 4 u 2 b visitin da bridge. Wez wike uze 2 much and needs 2 getz to no u betterz.

But, da cheese b bwery, bwery good. My hoomama gibded me cheese yesterday for no reason, che must lub me bunches and bunches.

Agint Silly Dog, Ize b so gwad dat you getin da walkies, my hoomama said dat che needed to get rid ub da kalreese 2, but che keeps eatin and eatin. che b sittin on the sofa with da hoograndsons, eatin marshmallows wif dem. Maybe day be special marshmallows dat makes da kalreese jumps from da body. Day be watchin da tb, so Ize cud gets on da puter and talks 2 u.

Tomorrow b my hoomamas burfday, she b only 48, but che say che b gettin old. Day goin out to eats tonite wif friends, so tomorrow Ize get to pamper her all days wong. Ize gonna cookded her sum breakfast and takes it 2 her in da big bed. See wez just went campin and da cook stove still be on da floor, so Ize can reach it just fine. Che gonna be surprised.

[Bailey'sMom]

Dis B Da Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In: OMG - It sounds wike ALL ub da AITs 'n Ajints gittin' tunz 'n tunz ub Miszhunz kum-pweeted! Weze bewy, bewy pwoud 2 B weedin' da followin' smessujes by ebery-1.

AIT Digger:OMG - Da pikchur ub U :D in da Boo-T say-lon weellee impwest da girleez in da Krew! Now day all tink day cain'tz B habin' der nailz dun unless day gitz 2 go 2 a say-lon. Don't know how dis gonna B wif da HooMudder.
AIT Bellsferry: We lub :hearts: ur Code Name; dat's a bewy kwee-8-ib name! Now, we wundrin' wutz kind-o-name we kin hab 4 our noo pro-spek-tib AITs. Wuntz day C sumpin' like dat, day is neber satis-fied wif a "plain" name! We wuz speshlee impwest wif da fakt dat Uze guarded da cave-on-wheels:cheer: on da campin' twip; sowwy 4 ur fwendz habin' 2 sit in da wain wif der Doxies in da tent. Ize shur it wood hab blown aweigh ifn' day had not sitted in it!
Ajint Barky Boy: It B wunnerful dat Ur Hoomudder help2: 'in da leetl 1 known as AIT Tink, til she goes wif da noo HooParentz. Dat B wunnerful. Also, we wantz 2 send a messuj fru Urself :hug2: fwum us 2 Ajint Diaper Doll! OMG - we izz so pwoud 2 tink dat she mightz ak-chlee do da "walkiez" agin. Dat gibz our AITs dat B in da wheelleez a challenj 2 work on. :thanx:
Ajint Silly: We wuz so sowwy :sorry: 2 heer boutz da sea-shorez; it don'tz sound like da sea-shorez we hab heer in Kaliforneeay. Dat 1 amz onlee 1/2 mile fwum our door, akwoss da "dunes". Day B bewy skawwee :eekdevil: Hope dat U takin' da med-sin; it wiw keepz U fwum fawin' down 'n goin' :faint: It also helpz 2 git 2 eat da cheezes.
AIT Choclut Dwop: On da naileez, we knowz how U feel! :pullhair: Wun ub our AITs (Wuffle Tiger) hates habin' himz naileez dun soooo bad, Mudder notz shur how we gonna git him dun dis time! He fightz like him name; "like a tiger"!

NEW WEEKROOTZ: We would wike to adbize all AITs 'n Ajintz dat weez gotz noo weekrootz now, butz we wiw do anudder post on dat later. Gotz 2 hab da nameez "appwobed" by Adbizor Putty. She B da "oh-so-wize" wun; we awe ank-shuz 2 gitz her helpz on dis wun. ALL ub da noo weekrootz R in da wheelleez. HooMudder sez NO-1 [hardly] eber wontz 2 dopt dem, so ifn' NO-1 "steps up" 'n day say day gonna send dem 2 C Jesus, HooMudder all-da-time feelin' like she gotz 2 do it! We gitz bak 2 U on dis wun.

We gotz lotsa Miszhunz 2 weeport also, butz we do dat nex' time. Der wuz so many wunnerful messujez dis time, we feelin' dat we hab 2 ansur dem 1st!
Kaliforneeay Krew:-Ober 'n Out- Da tent is 4 rent; I weepeat: Da tent is 4-rent!

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here! :wavesmile:

I wikes it when da hoomom tries to loose da kal-rees cuz dat means we goes on looooooong walkies.

Da hoomom finished all of de packing and cleaning and da cave is ready for new hoomoms to buy it now. It not eben look like my cave anymore, and it smells like dis stuff dat hoomom put on de walls and floor to makes it shiny.

I had a mishun to take care of da hoomom yesterday. Hoomom berry berry tired. We wents to da hoofriends cave and hoomom went to :zzzz: and she :sleep011: for so long I though she went to hebben. I jumps on her head but she no wakes up. Da hoofrweinds play wif me and feed me and take me for walkies. I so happy when da hoomom finally wake up. Hoomom said dat we moving to some place called "Pepsi-cola"

Ajent Digger ready for de loooooooong ride in da time mashine!

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Oh Agint Digger. My hoomom is berry jealous of your hoomom. My hoomom wants to move to a warmer climate. My hoommom is berry berry tired of da long winters up here. As for me, I don't like da winters either as I be a boy dog. Da snow gits berry high even though we have a lot of snow dwagons. So let us know how you like "Pepsi-Cola"...
And to the Kalifornia Crew- if it were up to me i wud approve of all AITS-even some fewines. But technically I have no votin' privileges. Even my brudder Jake who is now about 18 can you believe it. He jest de opposite of a dachshund. He has berry long legs. Berry short ears. Berry short tail. My hooparents say he is a rat terrier . Maybe my brudder Jake can be an honorary agint- do you think so? He is deaf and a little blind, but i kin tell you he is a berry berry smart canine.

[Sara]

Adbisor Putty, this b AIT Kitty Nibbler port'n in. My hooman is going yer way on Fryday. She tells me tat my grandpa hooman is having his burfday next weekend. He's gonna be 60! I heer that 60 b old but I don't tink so. He acts like a kid and has 3 loud machnes tat only have 2 weels! I hear my hooman call tem Harley's??? Any way, she b going to Syracuse. Is that far from u? She tells me I cant go :sad2: But my daddy hooman is staying wifh me so tat will b fun. He givs me treats my mom says I can't hav :D

My week has not ben good. My hooman found my stash of torn tissuz under de bed. She took tem all away! And shez says I am gonna have a bafh this week! I hav to figure how to get out of tis mess! I dont lik de water.

[Mark]

Senior Agent LoneWolf in charge of all DWD that I see, here (whew . . . my title is long and it really sucks trying to type it without thumbs). :D

We are very disturbed by your latest repot Agent Kitty Nibbler. :yikes:

We have great experience with and defeating the 4 wheeled lawn and carpet dragons . . . and even the wet/suck carpet dragons. But TWO WHEELED Dragons!!!!! Where do they live? We know that the other dragons have their own caves and only come out to terrorize us . . . the Carpet and Sucky Dragons usually live in a cave within the house unless they are out looking for victims. And the Lawn Dragon lives in the little house/cave that is not in the house. And you say they are called Haarrrllleeees by the hoomans? Please do keep us informed. In the meantime we have redoubled security, in light of this new hooman threat.

Stay strong DWDers and just know that we are the only thing preventing the hoomans from ending . . . everything!!!!! help2:

Umbrellas can't bark either . . . I repeat, Umbrellas can't bark either. You know what that means and who you are.

Wolf out

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint DiaperDoll

I hab let down da cawse bery badly. :emb: I knowed about da 2 wheel dragons and did not warn de udders.

I HATES dem bery, bery much. When eber I sees dem, I twries to kill dem. :smash::gun: I eben twried to bust tru da glass of da time machine when I sees dem. Der is one now dat lives right next to our cave. Da hoomom has wre-enforced da barriers so dats I cannot get to it to kill it :tantrum2: :cussing: (I twried, I wreally, wreally twried, I almost fitted tru da bars of da porch, den she put up da "chicken wire" I am not a chicken and I don't sees any chickens :scratch:) Da hoomom tinks dat de two wheel dragons were after me when I was abandonned in da wild (I cannot eider confirm or deny dat story)

I am bery, bery sorrwy :oops:and will understand if Lone Wolf, Adbisor Putty and Officer Little Bird take aways my Ajint status for dis lapse of duty.

[Mark]

This is not a lapse of duty . . . . but we did not know about this 2wheeled threat until now. Agents and AITs regroup and unite before this new threat ends us all . . . and the DWD cause.

Wolf . . . over but never out!!!!!!

[MicheleS]

AIT Digger here!!!

Not to worry, I habe captured and killed de two-wheeled dragon! I wepeat, I HABE CAPTURED AND KILLED DE TWO-WHEELED DRAGON!!!!

Here is de proof:

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1132/4278980/8992484/124206424.jpg

As you can see, I is de mighty hunter/tracker, and I always gets my victim. Unfortunately, I not habe de black bars to disguise my secret identity, but hopefully dis channel is secure.

Let me knows if der is any more weports of two-wheeled dragons.

[Mark]

Great work . . . . AGENT Digger!!!!!!!!! :)

DWD will certainly prevail!!

[Bailey'sMom]

Kaliforneeay Krew Portin' In:

:hello: Hab anee ub U eber C'n da udder 2-wheel'd dwagunz dat notz hab da enjinz on dem dat make da big noizeez? Me tinkx day R called bi-cyclez 'n day make us :pullhair: so angwy wen day pass da time masheen, it makez us :banana02: a leetl cwazee. Da HooMudder almost hab 2 pull us bak in-2 da car wen 1 goez by - - I wundr ifn' da Wolf hab C'n anee ub doze!

AIT Yeliab hab a wunnderful Miszhun yes-tiddy! HooFodder wuzz puttin' up noo "kon-sur-teena" wire on our pen - - [dats wut we kaw it] - 'n den we wuz L@@Kin' ober 'n we saw da cheekenz wight next 2 our leetl yard! We say :wavesmile: hi 2 dem 'n tell dem we gonna bizit dem later! In da meantime, we awe R plottin' 2 make a bwake! Finlee find a way outz,:eekdevil: butz da HooFodder hot on our trail!:sorry: He ketchded us 'n frow us bak in da pen; purdy shur we faw down 'n go :faint: kuz we so soo-prized @ how fast da HooFodder kin still mobe! Da udder AIT izz wight - - 60 not so old; needer izz 62!! :D Gotz 2 wun! Kaliforneeay Krew Outz

Da Wain Fall Onlee On Da Twain: :crsfnger: I Wepeat: Da Wain Fall Onlee On Da Twain:blush:

[Deb Brown]

Hey Kaliforneeeay Krew! AIT Bellsferry here. Ize wish we hads dem chickens in awr yards. Awls we gots iz da big bwack pit pull next doors. He did try to gets my hoomama and che callded da animal control to dem. Day no keeps him on a leash and himz can cwimb da fence. Ize be da big boy tho and show mez teefs to him and he runs from the fence. My hoomama say day b movin soon and che b gwad. Che not letz us outside by ourselb till day movb away and take dat big dog wif dem. We hab a bid dog n our cave, but che b bwery, bwey gentle and tinks she b protecting us, che just don't no dat we b da bwavest dogs on our own.

We hab seen dem dragons wif out motorz when ridin wif da hoomama too. Wez likes you and twys to gets dem.

Hope it notz 2 hotz out der where u are. It bez rainin and rainin, so we must be on da twain, repeat, wez must be on da twain.

Bellsferry, ober n outz.........its tweat time!

[willsana]

...Wolf here with a field promotion . . .Great work . . . . AGENT Digger!!!!!!!!!...

With all due respect, Agent Lone Wolf, sir....ahm.....cough....Agent Digger was promoted on 06-21-2006, at 17:27 Bones. Perhaps the use of the old rank of AIT was a ploy to fool da enemies.

[Mark]

(laughing a little too loudly) HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . erm . . . of course I, Lonewolf, knew that (cough, cough) . . . just testing to see if YOU were paying attention. (Yeah, that's it) heh :D

[MicheleS]

HEHE! :blush: Sowwy about dat. Sometimes I forgets and uses de old "AIT":blush:

[willsana]

. . . just testing to see if YOU were paying attention. (Yeah, that's it) ...

YES SIR! Thank you sir! The test is appreciated! Stay sharp, Troops! Da Wolf is always watchin'.

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck port in.....

I's havings some isswes. My hoomommy thowts it would be nice to bring home a new fur baby. I's did not like this new fur baby thys call CAYA at the breeders. Now I's home with her and sometimes we pway together but a lot of ztime she mean.:blush: :eekdevil: :pullhair: This my home before her and she comes in and just takes over:rayz: ....what is that all about....Now theres my furbwother Fafner (they say is a Penbrwoke Corgis) and Caya is tooo. I's think if I's just keep sweeping with me Hoomommy Caya go away. :cheer: Any thoughts? Hows I get my hoomommy back to me self?help2:

AIT Fleck ober and out

[MicheleS]

Agent Digger here!!

In da noo Cave now in Pepsi-cola. Da hoouncle's world's meaniest nasty cat is here, as usual. :pullhair:

I will go walkies wif de hoomom and reports back on my new surroundings. There is lots of hoomans here, so wots of chances for trweats!

Fleck, you gots to fights for your rightful place. Push da new furbaby aside when hoomom gets near. Dat will work.

I reports back soon!

[Bailey'sMom]

Kalifornia Krew Portin' In:

We been busy eber sintz summer gotz here. HooMudder 'n HooFodder putted in a hot tub da udder day 'n HooMudder gotted in wif onlee da birfday suit :eekdevil: 'n almos' skeerd da nayborz outta da nayborhood. Weez lub da hot tub -- we wont 2 git in wif dem 'n sher da hot water. We knowed dat it L@@Ks like fun. :banana02:

Almost made da HooParents crazy da udder day.:thanx: vewy much. We wuz twyin' to help2: da HooFodder wif da cheekenz, butz he notz appwesh-y-8 da helpz. We tink we R innocentay, but we had pawz :crsfnger: crossed B-hind our backz. HooFodder had 2 chase us away fwum da cheeken-house [like last week] 'n he sed we no :angel:

AIT Fleck: Ifn' U twy 2 co-opt da noo pupper, U wiw git further; make frendz wif da leetl 1. :wavesmile: it wiw wurk much better 4 U den IF U show dem Uze upset. Twy 2 :welcome: da noo 1 in-2 da house 'n ur HooMudder wiw ap-reesh-y-8 ur over-churz in dat arena.

AIT Bellsferry: Weez wontz U 2 know dat we kin feel ur pain :sorry: wif da Pit Bull next door! Wer we lib, der amz a nice Shepherd X and a Boxer named Cami dat pal awound 2-gedder :hug2: . Day seem weellee nice, but HooMudder sez "2 dogs makes a pack," 'n she notz twust dem. She wantin' 2 bild a "solid" fentz B-tween us 'n dem kuz day jist movd der, soze not much chantz day gonna mobe like da Pit Bull. Lucky Uze dat ur HooMudder wotchez U wen ur out in da yard.

Kaliforneeay Krew Ober 'n Outz - - 23, 10 X 14 Shepherdz Pie Squared & Dbld.

[Heidismom]

Hello, all fellow and girlie Agents and AITs! This is Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in. I have not been so very busy - just relaxin' here and enjoyin' da cooler weather! It was so hot 15 to 31 dinners ago, that all the little BIMS and TRIMS were sittin around wif their tongues a-hangin' out - just wike me.
I cudn't even find a lizard to chase - and that's my speshulty! I have been mad at the hoomom - she cutted my toenails an made one bleed! I have milked that for all I am worth.
ATTN Kaliforneeyah Krew: Do not go in de hot tub widdout your hoomom or hoodad! We lost Agent Nod to the hot tub in September 2004, and da hoomom still cwies when she 'members dat! I did my Agent best to get her to realize why I was giving her the dachsie 911 call, but she didn't realize in time. All other Agents and AITs, please 'member this, too!
Agent Sleepy, over and out! Scrambled eggies are delish! Repeat: Scrambled eggies are delish!

[kerie0408]

Hep me! Hep me! I is wocked away in dee kitchen. Dee big walls dat hoomom calls dee "baby gates" is keeping me in here. I hab no toys, jus a bwankie an some water. Hep me! Hep me.

I was doing a 'portant mishun and dee hoomom catched me. Dee mishun was opewashun TRIDENT! When dee hoo-parents watch dee screen dat talks in dee libbing woom, dee scween says, "Four out of 5 dentists recommend dee TRIDENT." Now, I know what a dentist is because my hoomom's cousin is one. A dentist is a nice big hooperson wif a big belly and some hair on his chinny chin chin. Cousin Dentist is berry berry nice. He rubs belly and he lafs all dee time. If he recomends someting, I want it! An I tawt dat it was good fer dee caws to know what TRIDENT is.

I tink dat hoomom and hoodad went to see Cousin Dentist dee udder day becaws hoodad came home wif a bag dat smelled vewey fwesh. I watched hoodad put dee bag on dee nighty-night table!! Today I was home wif hoomom. When she was on da 'puter, I went and open dee bag an I find a package dat said TRIDENT. Oh boy!!!! I was wunning awound and laffing to meeself and wagging me tail. I found me some TRIDENT.

I took dee TRIDENT an went unner dee bed. Dee TRIDENT is widdle peices of smelly stuff in a package. Getting dee TRIDENT out of dee package was berry difficult. Dats becasue TRIDENT so waluable. But I hab spechul skills and I took all dee TRIDENT out ub dee package. I wasn't sure what to do wif if, so I eated it. Dee pwoblem was dat I was chewing and chewing and dee TRIDENT was a big wad in my mouf. My mouf was getting foamy. It tasted wike toofpaste, but wifout dee hoomom and dee dumb toofbwush! I musta chewed berry loud becaws I heard footsteps an hoomom was wooking fer me.

Here is where opewashun TRIDENT was not total success. I made mistake and weft dee bag on dee floor. Hoomom knowed dat hoodad didn't weave dat bag on floor. SO, she was wooking fer me and calling my name. I was chewing and chewing but dee TRIDENT nebber get any smaller. Hoomom wooked unner dee bed an I was dere, still chewing. She twied to take away dee package dat was on dee floor in fwont of me. Well, I weren't allowing dat to happen. So I gwowled at her and she got skered!!! I kept gwowling to make her go away. But I knew dat I was caught doing somfin' wong. I musta getted nerbus because dee TRIDENT disappeared. I musta swallowed it!!! I twied to stay hidin' unner dee bed but hoomom twicked-ed me by bringing some kibble into da woom. I stepped out to gwab dee kibble and den hoomom made me go outside. When I came in, I had to go to dee dumb kitchen wif dee dumb baby gates. I in dee kitchen wif no toys and dee TRIDENT gone.

Hoomom says dat TRIDENT in dee belly is no fun. Is sumfin gonna happen to me? Is it a good mishun to eat dee TRIDENT?

Hep me, from yer pal, Silly Dog!!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Silly Dog- If i could get past my hoomom i would come and rescue you. But here's da thing- maybe you kin chew through the fence. I DID. Now grant it dat's when i was a much younger Putty and my toofins were sharper.
Bein an adbisor i would suggest you abandon da TRIDENT. Unless of course it tastes berry good. I figger it musta tasted good or it wud not have disappeared. As i was reading what your paws typed i thought perhaps you got into a bag of dentures. Dat would make your hooparents berry crazy. Not weally worth it....I once got into a bag of very used diapers where my hoomom worked. Dey were not impwessed as to my future capabilities as a "Therapy Dog". I tore the paper diapers apart and made quite a piece of art.

[Dolly&Maddie]

Agints Grub and Squeek here.

Oh dear, Ajint Silly Dog. How's your tummy now? We heeard that there's sometimes gas in doggy's tummies so we are 'cerned. We is afwaid dat da Trident you ate will blow up in your tummy. We hope you are alright.

Not many mishuns are happening here. It is bewwy hot today, so we is snoozing a lot. Grub here. I like to snooze under da quilt eben when it's hot.

Da udder night, we saw us a BIG possum. He was sitting in a twee LAFFING at us. We told him where to get off and tried to jump in da twee. After awhile, we guested he got off.....like we told him.....and we didn't see him no more. Dat was the first possum we'd seen since we brungded the baby possum into the libbing woom last year.

Well, it's time for us to catch some Zzzz's.

Two possums sittin' in da twee. K I S S I N G.......and den dere were wittle possums.

[panzer]

Dis is Ajint Tank portin in frum deep cubber!

Iz been on a wong twip in da time masheen, furst da hooparents stopped in a pwace cawed Kan-sass. I wuz berry hot dere, we stayed fur weeks at da hoograndpa's cave. I wikes da hoograndpa wots we just wike my hoodaddy :luvlove: but hez got a fewine an she wuz berry meen 2 me! She swapped me and stawked me, I don't wike dat fewine:cussing: she not wike da kitty at AIT Flecks cave at awl. So to git wet-we-bu-shun I ate her wet fud, it wuz deelishus.:lick:

Den we spend wots of time in da time masheen we eben were in da pwace da hooparents cawed Can-a-duh, den when we make it to Awaska da hooparents takes me to da woom of doom dey gib me too shotz :eek: and dey put me in PWISON!!! :hissyfit: :pull_hair: :tantrum2:
I twied to gathur sum inteligents but dey kept me in a sell next to a bunch of fewines! :thmbdown:

De last time da hoomomma came to bisit me I sneeked in 2 da time masheen and went to my new cave, it is berry nice an has carpit insted of da swippery wud floorz dat my old cave had.:happy046:
But da hoomomma dus not unnerstand why I had to go to da bafroom on da carpit, I am just puttin my smell here to make shur dat eberyun no dat dis is my cave. Da homomma bot dis thing she caws da spot-bot to cwean up my smell marks, it is wike a bitty floor dragon but it duzint moov around.

I will make anuther weport on da perwimiter situashun berry soon.

Ajint Tank Glad to be back an weady to serve da cawse!:D
Ober an owt!

[willsana]

Attention: Dis bein’ a very very important ‘port!

With clever manipulation techniques I was able to git my Hoomom to be takin’ me to da Game Fair at Armstrong Ranch. Da Game Fair bein’ a HUGE Gather of da Retriever, Pointer ‘n’ Spaniel Tribes. Dey gather every year to exchange huntin’ intel ‘n’ to compete in war games. (Dat bein’ why it is called a Game Fair I be guessin’.)

The focus of my mishun was ta learn new huntin’ protocols. I be figurin’ dat would be valuable info fer our glorious Cause of Dachshund World Domination! So here be da ‘port:

My mishun started in da Hoomom’s time machine. We hid da machine in a Park of Lions! Dey looked like regular old hoomans to me. But da signs said “Lions Parking Lot, support local charities.” Da machine was well hidden in a herd of time machines! Very very clever. ;)

The next leg of da mishun was to ride to da Gather in a big Troop Transport. Hoomom laughed ‘n’ said “I have not ben on a skool bus in YEARS!” I sat on Hoomom’s lap ‘n’ a hooman with a little tiny person on his lap sat by us. I like little tiny persons! I climbed onto Hoomom’s shoulder to do recon of da rest of da transport…..Der were dozens of hoomans ‘n’ big ole dogs! All da hoomans were looking at ME! ‘N’ dey all were very smart Hoomans, ‘cause dey all smiled ‘n’ said how cute I was bein’. I know dey came just to see me. Dat is how it should be. When da transport started to move Hoomom held me up so I could look out da window. My ears went flappity in da breezes ‘n’ da hoomans all giggled with delight. As it should be.

Upon arrival at the Gather I could hear big boomies ‘n’ pow-pa-pows! Hoomom called it gunfire. I wonder what a gun is ‘n’ how dey start on fire. But I like boomies ‘n’ such. So it was bein’ cool. I began subtelly gathering intel from da attending members of da Huntin’ Dog Tribes. Most were very cooperative ‘n’ gave me kisses in greeting. Da war games were very interestin’. Dey would jump in da water ‘n’ bring back chew toys. At one point I came upon a flock of big birdies! But upon inspection I found out dat dey was toy birdies! It was very funny to see all da stiff birdies! :D

The highlight of da day was lunch! I love da lunchtime! Hoomom got us a hambugler ‘n’ French type fries. Shortly thereafter I met a fellow Dachsie! She was very pretty ‘n’ only one little year old. I could see she was destined to Divadom, such as I have achieved. I gave her some Diva type tips. She was very grateful. As she should be. After more visitin’ ….er…. investigatin’ we headed back to meet da Troops Transport. Da time machine was safe ‘n’ sound where we had hid it. I climbed in my travel din ‘n’ fell asleep. Bein’ pretty tuckered. When I woked da Hoomom was sayin’ “Home again, home again.” ‘N’ Hoodaddy was der, ‘n’ Uncle Bubba, ‘n’ Uncle Scandal! I was so happy to be Home Again, Home Again!

As for da mishun. I regret to be informin’ y’all dat I did not learn too much from da “Huntin’ Dogs”  Dey don’t know much. Dey run ‘n’ jump in da water and carry toys around. Ifin’ dey do catch a birdie, dey give it to a hooman! What kinda huntin’ is dat???? Dey proudly told me how dey go huntin’ once or twice a week through part of da year. Prrrrrrffffffllllll! I go huntin’ everyday! A catch my prey ‘n’ I EAT IT! Dat is da way it should be! Silly Huntin’ Dogs. So I gave ‘em all crickie ‘n’ grasshoppy catchin’ tips. Dey were astounded when I told ‘em about goin’ down fox holes! Now dat be huntin’! Dey were duly impressed ‘n’ grateful…as dey should be.

Hoomom has given me my suppers. Da bed is fluffed ‘n’ ready for snugglin’. All is as it should be.

Agent Little Bird, ober ‘n’ out.

Da hoomans gather in flocks ‘n’ QUACK!.....repeat……QUACK!

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in....

Im finkin dat de craftee hoomans are suksessful at keepin us frum gathuring da inteligints, furst dey stick me in a sell next to da fewines and den Agent Little Bird duzent learn anyfing on her mishun. :banghead: :cussing: :angry013:

Now I gotta weport on the perwimeter situashun, my new cave has a yard wif a big mettle fense so da hoomomma leaves me outside to do my bizness. :coolcool: I been tryin to find da TRIMs but fur sum reesun dere seems to be no TRIMs in Awaska.:( My newest mishun is to win ober da nayburs an git dem unner my cuntrol, so I can git tweets frum dem. I had a berry hard time smuggling :cool: da tubberware wif my stash of tweets, da cwedit cards and da stampy fings on da long twip to Awaska, I had to hide it in my kennull unner my bwankie and den sweep on it fur a hole week so de hooparents didn't find it. Now I got it stashed in da bays-mint, de hooman will nebber find it where I put it.:coolthmb:

I want to ask Ajint Bean la Doon a queshun, how do you go owtside to da bafroom when da frozen poison drops are on da groun? I no you live in Cana-duh, do you git wots of sno? I fink dey are trying to fweeze me to deaf!

Ajint Tank ober an owt:seeya:

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah must wepawt dat ma miszhun was a complete failya. :( Ah called it Op-pah-way-shun Onion Wings. Fwiday night when ma hooma came home, she bwought da hoo-gwandson with haw and dey bwought food with dem. :yahoo: Hmmm, did it smell good. Ah hood haw tell hoo-gwandson dat dey didn't have much time. She wood take a bite of haw chilly dawg and den wace off doin' somethin' else leavin da food on da table. At one point, she went outside and left da bag of onion wings on da table. :essen_15: Just as Ah stawted ta get on da chaya, she caught me and Ah had to abandon ma miszhun. :sad2:

SC out.

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here! :wavesmile:

I am settling in at de new cave. Dat hoouncle's mean old nasty cat is still here, though. Hoomom still unpacking de boxes here and I helps alot. Dat is de good mishun cuz when I helps mutter I get wots of treats. My job is to curl up in de stuff in de boxes and go to :zzzz: and sometimes I habe to guard be boxes. I fink dat ajents Barky Boy and Daiper Doll is goin to helps me.

Little bird, I knows about dem silly retriever dogs dat hunt for tings and den gibe dem to da hoomans, Dey are somefing called "o-beed-ee-ent" Dats when you does what de hooman say to do. (Dashies know nofing about dat) Day also play dis dumb game called "fetch" where de hooman throws tings and you go bring it back. If dey wanted de fing, why dey throw it away? :scratch: Hoomom tried to get me to fetch and I said :no:

Dere is wots of noo doggies here in Pepsi-cola. After a long sleep and a breakfast and din-din, hoomom said she take me to a "dog walking club" :banana02: I will report back wif full details.

Digger out.......

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck port in

I's wanna tank all for info on helping with the new fur sister I's got. I decided to play wif her and make friends to see if my hoomomma would be happier with me. That did work, but my fursister, they call he Caya can get mean when she doesnt want to play.
I had been workin on a new mushin. I have to say at first it was going gweat. I's been stealing these things my hoomomma calls bwas.....theys are really tasty and with have a fursister a few months younger than me and a furbother a few months older at first the hooparents did not know who was doing it. HEHEHEHE until wast night. I's decided I's goin to take one under da couch and got caught in the middle of the mishin......busted. Boy was my hoodaddy mad at me.....:blush:
Now hoomomma is really watching me. I's just trying to make up for my hoobother and hoosisters going back to school. :pullhair:
My hoomomma decided now thats when she leaves I's have to go back in the mini jail at home....help2:
I's hear my hooparents talking and we are moving in 1moth and 10 days theys talking about a trip to my hoograndpas cave on the way to this new place called Teaxas. All I's no about this new place is that it is hot. When they put me in da time machine I will find a way to connect to Ajent Tank on my mishins and reports for me.
Finally, the hoomommy and hoodaddy took me to da room of doom with my furbother, Fafner, and my fursister, Caya. Theys give us all swots and theys cut my nails. I cwied and cwied and wiggles but its was no good there was too many hoomans in there. 2 white coats and hoomomma and hoodadda. Hoomomma says I's have to go back to da room of doom next week for my last shot. I's goin to have to help her lose her car keys again that day.:crsfnger:
I's still working on gettin thes photos of me and thes tanks, but my hoomomma is having trouble getting them off of the flashy thingy. I's hoping she figures it out soon so I's can sneak back on to post my proof. Ut oh sounds like hoodaddy is up for work so I's gotta go.....
AIT Fleck Ober and Out.......

[TessieMom]

AIT Fleck, good job on the mushuns! Dis is Agent Bouncer. I has to tell you that Texas is HOT -- specially in da HOT (Heart of Texas) where you is movin. I lives in Waco -- just north of where you are going. It has been 104to 106 with lows in the 80s. Dat iz too HOT. Lets me know when you gets here! Bouncer out to pwactice weaves!

[Jenn]

Ajint Metro Bo portin in:

It'z been a while I's know. Been weal buzy about da cave twyin to prepare for de arrival of my Aunt Pudge. She is what da hooma calls an old cocker mut. She is really old and but still a bit spunkie. She is coming to stay dis weekend while da hoograndparents go to de beech. Uncle BooBoo id stayin wif my Aunt Elaine cuz he do not know how to act when he is my hoocave. Hooma saids he acts to snootie and does not like to share in my hoocave. I's goin to try and use Aunt Pudge as a diversunary so dat I can sneekie sum tweats and twalet paper rollies under da big bed.

AIT Fleck: U must sneekie da bwas under da big bed. I sneekied one out of da basket in da bafroom and hab it faw dayz befaw da hooma discobered it! She was mad to but she get ober it soo enuff!! Jus throw her da L@@K! Good Luck!

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog saying bwas are fun! You kin steal dem and eat dem and twy to stick yer toes into dem. Hoomom says dat when I take her bwas I ruin dem becaws dee material so deck-a-lite! Bwas have widdle hookies dat you kin chew! My hoomom came home today wif a bag and dere is bwas wif paper tags on dem. She berry tired tonight and she might ferget to put new bwas away! I get dem, eat dee paper tags and hab a bwa dinner.

Yer pal, Silly Dog!

[MicheleS]

Digger here! :wavesmile:


Silly Dog saying bwas are fun! You kin steal dem and eat dem and twy to stick yer toes into dem. Hoomom says dat when I take her bwas I ruin dem becaws dee material so deck-a-lite! Bwas have widdle hookies dat you kin chew! My hoomom came home today wif a bag and dere is bwas wif paper tags on dem. She berry tired tonight and she might ferget to put new bwas away! I get dem, eat dee paper tags and hab a bwa dinner.

Yer pal, Silly Dog!

Yes, bwas are berry berry fun! Dere is also dis ting called "unnerwear" and all hoomans habe dem. Da bestest mishun is to grab de unnerwear and run around wif it whenever de hooparents habe thier hoofriends over to visit. Hoomom gets :blush: when I does dat.

Digger out!

[dapple_dad]

AIT Fleck portin in:

Hiz all :wavesmile: Iz wanted to tell everyone that the Hoomommy finally gotz some pics off of the flashy thingy. I's able to get some of the pics from the operation get tanks for da cause onto z gallery. Also I's came up wif new mishin today when my hoodaddy and hoobwother took me to z park. I's w@@king at z prety flowers and then w@@k up and WOW therez thz flying thingy....Hoodaddy says it is a Hel-a-cop-er. All I's knew as thz would be gweat for helping z cause and so I's got my hoobwother to help me getz us some.....hehehe......:banana02: I's gotz zose pics on z gallery too. I's didnt know how to get zome right here. So I's hopes its ok on z gallery. Wells I gots to figure outz what to do next. Whif the new fursister now I's can get away wif more cuz she keeps the hoomomma busy......:angel: :cheer:
AIT Fleck ober and out......

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. I sees that a bunch of my fellow agints are from Texas. And also Florida. I haf to tell you , my hoomommy every years threatens to takes us all in the time machine to a warmer climate. Yet it nebber happens. She always says she's gotta keep her "day job". i wunner if i kin help her. Are dere jobs for doxhunds in Texa aor Florida. Lemme know because she is already moaning that da nights are getting cool in the United States North Pole.

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint Barky Boy

We haf been busy at da cave. Der is a new hooman sleepin' in da 'puter room so it is tough to post weports. Da hoomom calls him "da boarder". I barks lots at him and protects da hoomom and Ajint Diaper Doll.

We see how busy da udder ajints and AITs have been.

We wants to weport dat AIT Tinkerbell has been deployed into da field wif her new hoopeoples. When dey are all settled in, we will try to make contact wif AIT Tink for weports. Da word so far is dat she is winnin' ober da hoopeoples. Da hoodad is not a "dog person", but if anyone can change dat it will be AIT Tinkerbell.

It is getting cooler in da "banana belt" of da Canadian North Pole. Da hoomom is moanin' about havin' to buy me new pjs and snowsuit as I hab put on da "pounds" whateber dey are (da boarder feeds me steak and udder goodies when da hoomom is not looking - I barks at him and he is fallin' for da plan for tweats to make me like him, hehehehe). Maybe we could all move to da "south" and bisit Ajint DD's foster-hoomom for da "winter".

Ajint BB weportin' outs

[Dolly&Maddie]

Dis is agints Grub and Squeek. We are portin' distoobing news. We has been put in jail during the daytime sun hours. We hasn't been B.A.D or anyting. Nope, we're perfect ladies ALL da time. Da ting is, hoopapa was staying home wiff us ebbery day. Now dat has changed. Sumptin called a J.O.B.....whatever dat is. Hoomommy sez it's only tempitary for a few weeks but den hoopapa might find out dat he got dis big State job. Again, weeze has not idea what dat is. Alls we knows now is dat in the twinkly hours of da mornin' when us doggers should be snuggled up in da big bed, hoomommy is dumping us in da waundwy woom and puttin' da bars to da jail up. We want to waunch a pwotest. Do we hear some BA-Rooos fwom our supporters? Dis is a cwiminal ting. Can anyone send us bail money or come ober and bweak us out? BaWoo Woo Wooo!

[gunther's mom]

Dear Agints Grub and Sweek- Dis is Adbisor Putty.Jes I know zackly what you mean by this J.O.B.stuff. If you refer to my above post my mudder is always saying her J.O.B. keeps her from doing important stuff. It pwevents my hooparents from moving to a place where dere are fewer snowdwagons. If I had one wish for my hoomom it would be that someone would eat her J.O.B. Just a thought-meebe that would work. Maybe we should all vote here and decide that getting rid of J.O.B. as our most important mishun.

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ma hoomama sezs she must go tu haw J.O.B. caws it puts da meat on ma plate. Only ding is, Ah never see da J.O.B put da meat on ma plate and Ah watch vewy closely as Ah sit on haw feet while she's fixin' ma dinnah. :scratch:

SC out

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here. :wavesmile:

My mutter goes to da J.O.B., too. She says it is like rabbit hunting, she has to go to da J.O.B. to get de din-din. I know dat when she get back to da cave, I get my din-din, so it must be true. She also gets de trweats and toys and blankies for me, too. I still hab a :tantrum2: when she leaves, thou.

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in,

I am tinkin dat dere is sum kinda 'spiracy goin on cuz my hoomomma an hoodaddy tawks wots bout da hoomomma gettin a J.O.B ting too! I not so shur dat dis is a gud ting,:dunno: whut ar dey gonna do wif me if she goes away awl day? I hope I don't go back to pwison wif da meen fewines! I hope dat dey juss leeve me in da cave so I can do my mishuns and per-tekt my teritorry, meybe if shez gone at da J.O.B I can git sum of her bwas and have sum fun wif dem, :coolcool: I nebber git any cuz she is alwayz watchin me to make shur I don't any fun:pullhair: . But she did git me a new tweat tuday, I got a bull-we stik it is DELISHUS :thumbup2: but da hoomomma says dat itz stinkee an I can only hab it rite afore I get a baff, da hoomomma has no a-pree-sh-ashun fur such delacasees an spects me to smell purty all da time. Nex time I get da bull-we stik I gonna hide it in da tubberware so's I can hab it when I wants it! :cloud9: Dat be da new mishun "steel da stik". I must weport dat da mishun to git da nay-burs unner my mind control is going berry berry well, dey pays me wots of 'tentions and dey gave me what I thot wuz a tweat but it wuz sum kinda doggy breaf pill,:yuck: now I just gots to twain dem on da propper tweats and I can decware mishun sukcess!

Dis is Ajint Tank ober an owt!

[kerie0408]

Dis is Silly Dog!!! Hoomom and hoodad didn't go to dere J.O.B.S. for 5 whole days! Instead, dey took me to da seashore. Da seashore is a gweat pwace and it is not like a eppie lepsie sea-shore at all. I went on a mishun called "Opewashun Holes in Dee Sand." You can see here dat dis mishun was a success!!!
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[gunther's mom]

Agint Silly Dog . Dis is Adbisor Putty here with some adbise. Now, mind you my hooparents were gonna bisit Long Beach this summer. But it wuz next to impossible to find a place to put ME- yes-ME. (Who would not want me???)
So if your hooparents were smart, they would leave their J.O.B.s and just do a "Bwead and Bweakfast" and allow DOGS,they could make a berry good living.

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint Barky Boy

Summin' bery sus-pish-us is happenin'. I made a weport and it isn't here!!! Do you tink dat da hoomom is on to us????

We congratulated.Ajint Silly Dog on da gwreat diggin'

And I weported Mizzun Border a compwete sucess. He is under my spell now - me and Ajint Diaper Doll gets da sammwich meats ebery mornin'. 'ceptin' dat da hoomom tol him about da "diet" so now me and DD haf to share one slice only. :tantrum2::tantrum2:

AIT Tinkerbell is gettin' her new hoomans under her spell wif da "l@@K". We is hopin' she will weport herself here sometime soon

Da hoomom has da new "anti-barkin" device. But we are smarter den her, we knows where to sit just outside da reach of dis evil device :eekdevil:

Ajint Barky Boy weportin' out

[Bailey'sMom]

Dis B Da Kaliforneeay Krew Portin In: :wavesmile: Been a wong, wong time:

Deah Adbisor Putty: Weez noze jis wut EBERY-1 meanz bout da barky collerz :pullhair: - day caint'z kontwol us wif doze tingz. HooMudder ben puttin' off byin' 1 eben doe ebery-1 sez dat she shood twy dat 2 keep us in. She say dat Dachsies R 2 smart 4 doze alwedee. She sayin' she notz gonna spend her moneez on sumpin' dat da doggeez R gonna figger out in 2 dayz. Wutz Uze gotz 2 adbize about dat?

Deah Ajint Silly Dog: Gotz 2 say we ben studyin' :hearts: ur pikchurz 'n we gotz 2 say dat Uze 1 hunky dude. :D Awe da girleez R bewy, bewy impwest 'n twyin' 2 copy-paste ur pikz on-2 da page so day kin copy off 'n hang dem on da wall. :cheer: Heaven Forbid. Noze wutz Uze mean bout da pwaces dat sept doggeez. HooMudder 'n HooFodder caintz hardlee go NE-wer NE-mor kuz NO-1 septs da doggeez, speshlee wen day got lotz.

Deah Ajint Barky Boy: We tink Uze kood kum bizit us in Kaliforneeay 4 da winter munfs. :banana02: We wood lub 2 hab Uze 'n Ajint Diaper Doll - uze wood @ weast unnerstand boutz out wheeliez :blush: You knowz dat uze is allus :welcome: at our house. Hab Ur HooMudder write 2 our HooMudder. We also nottissin' dat messujes ben dispeerin' off da Brd. - Tinkin' dat eeder der amz a spy on brd or may-B da Wolf izz "monitorin" da smessujes bewy kloselee.

Dear Grub 'n Squeek: Wish we could help2: U wif da jail ting. Ize hatez it wen day putz us in da jail,:sorry: 'n latelee, we benz in der more dan outz. It seemz dat HooMudder hab too menee Doxieez 'n sum ub us duz da fighteez wen she twiez 2 leeb da house, so we kin totlee weelate 2 ur
pwoblumz.

Deah Ajints Southern Comfort 'n Digger: Weez hopin' datz uze weelize dat wifout da tingz kaw'd J.O.B.s, uze wood notz git all da tweetiez, toyz, bankeez, - dat kinda ting. Soze it pwobabwee a good ting day got jobs.

Kaliforneeay Krew: Gotz 2 wun - Tok 2 Uze Guyz later. Ober 'n Outz

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog sayin' tank you to dee Kaliforneeay crew and to all dose who wuz happy faw me when I did dee diggin' mishun. Tanks faw dee com-pler-ments and fer saying dat I bee hunky. Next time mee hoodad be singing dat song out loud, me sing too. He sumtimes sings a song dat goes, "I wish day all culd be Kaliforneeay girls." I be singin' and tinking ub dee Kaliforneeay crew.

Ub course I also hab to make sum time to tink 'bout diaper doll. She my first lub!

Yer pal, Silly Dog

[gunther's mom]

Eeee- Dis is Adbisor Putty. I have a new mishun. It's "stay alive" mishun. My mudder -I cannot believe it. She took my brudder out for a walk (remember? dat's my 18 yr. old brudder...) She did not take me so i snuck out da door. Well it seems my mudder did not even MISS me. I made some pathetic noises outside the door but my mudder musta mistook these for being "whiney" upstairs. Finally my mudder took out da trash about a half hour later. Can you bleive she DID NOT MISS ME? My hoodaddy says my hoomommy is getting Al-Zy-mers. Any advice for "mishun stay alive?". Dis better not happen again because it kin git berry berry cold and dangerous out here.

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in.....

Adbisor Putty: You must be berry kairfull on dis mishun, you iz too portant to da cawse to put yourself in such a dangerus situashun!!! :bowing2: Since I am still a puppee I can not offur any abise on your mishun, but I hope you will practise the utmost cawshun. :crsfnger:

I am berry happee to weport mishun steel da stik iz a cumpweet sukcess!:banana02: Da hoomomma gabe me da stik tuday an let me tel you it was so delishus,:thumbup2: but after a little bit I hid it in my tubberware in da baysmint so I can hab it later after she goes to da big bed an sweeps. Da bad news iz I had to get a baff,:( but da poisoned watur tortur was worth da chance to cumpweet my mishun!!

Sitll wurkin on da nayburs, dey came ober fur dinner da udder day an I got to cwean up da fud dat da little hoogirl dropt, but so far no tweets. I gabe dem wots of kisses and da L@@K but so far no dice on da gud tweets. I keep wurkin on dem tho.

It iz getting pretty cold owtside here in Awaska, all da trees are gettin nekkid. Da hoomomma says dat soon da sno iz gonna fall, Duz anybudy know what SNO iz? :scratch:

Ajint Tank ober an owt!

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah's in da middle of a weally gweat mizshun. Two weeks ago the hoodawta, haw husband, and da gwandson moved in until deys apawtment is weady. Ah've been wawkin' on da husband. Ah don't just give him da l@@k. Ah stand deyah and wag ma tail and hold up one paw and look all purrkey and innocent. :puppy: It works just as good as da l@@k so y'all may want to give it a twy. De otha day, when hoomama and hoodawta went to da stow and da husband was cooking dinna, Ah used "da stance" and da husband gave me some pieces of fwied chicken. :essen_15: Mudda and hoodawta wahint vewy happy when dey found out.

Advisor Putty -- Yew be careful. If'n yew need to, pack yo bag and come move in wif me. If yew come quick, you can pwactice "da stance". Ah hood dem say dey wuz movin out dis weekend.

SC out

[Paul Coover]

Dis is agent-hopefuwl Kebo, AKA da big viener, wequestin to achieve sooper-agent status!

I hope to estabwish a secwet agent base-thingy up here in Pwesque Isle. No hooman would suspect a thing, as der are more mooses than hooman peoples up here. Maybe we coud use dem for help in dis thingy!

OH, NO! HERE COMES DA CARPET DRAGON!!!!! I MUST HIDE!!!

[MicheleS]

:welcome: to da new ajent-hopefull, but be verrry carefuls. Da hoomans sometimes spies on us here. You habe to habe a secret identity. Read da thread on how to joins up wif us. You habe to let officer Lil Bird know of your secret identity.

We looks forward to many nu misshuns frwom you, AIT.

[gunther's mom]

Hi agint hopeful Kebo-Dis is Adbisor Putty. I will try to figur out how mooses could help our cause. I live pwetty far up north too but i have not recently (or ever) seen a moose. My hoomom gets a catalog from moose country: da catalog often sells stuffed baby mooses dat are not real. I sink the company is LL Bean.
Anyway- I am berry sorry that the Carpet Dwagon was coming near you. As for me, I generally do not have to worry about the two carpet dwagons in my house. Dey seem always to be sleeepin in their closet. Rarely and I mean rarely do they see the light of day.
I am sure you will be very useful to da cause specially when snow dwagons come out. You must be a real expert in dis area.

[Jenn]

Ajint Metro Bo portin in:

Sawy, it's been a whyle. Tings been kinda slow round da hoocave. I can repawt dat hooma hab 2 cawpet dwagons. Der is a wittle bay one and a big one! She tinks its funny to chase me wid da wittle baby one round da cave. I tinks it's not so funny. I twies to hide uder da nig bed till I hears dat she hab put it back in da cwadle.
I hab bery impawtant mishun comin up called "pushober hooaunt Elaine". Da hooma saids dat end of munf is a comin and dat she be werkin late to collect on da delequints so dat she can buy my tweats and chikin for my bewy. Dis means dat hooaunt Elaine will be comin ober to take me on walkies in de afternoon. See, when she somes ober she gibs me more tweats dan da hooma will allow me to haf. Da L@@K werks wunders on her. After da walkie, I go in da door and roll on my back for da "bewy rub pleaze, hooaunt Elaine!" She den saids "you are such a precious thing, come get an extra treat." We habe an agweement dat we don't tell hooma. But hooma hab noticed dat da tweats are gettin kinda low kinda fast and she be askin qwestuns. I just go hide under my bwankie and ignaw her for a few minutes den she fawgets bout it.

Ajint Metro Bo ober n out!
Da covers frum da tall ones are startin to fall!! I wepeat Da covers frum da tall ones are startin to fall!!

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ma mizshun is now ovah. :sad2: Da hoodahta and haw family have moved to daya own hoocave. Dey came ovah on Sataday to pick up some dings dey left behind. When day came in, Ah immediately went to da hoo-in-law and sat up weal stwait on ma back legs. Becaws ma hooma and da hoo-dahta was standing daya, he ignawed me and Ah didn't get any tweats. :tantrum2: Ah must admit dat Ah's glad days gone. Now Ah don't have to shaya ma hooma any maw and now Ah gets all haw attenshun. :banana02:

[maddoxies]

Ajint Tank portin in.....

Adbisor Putty: You must be berry kairfull on dis mishun, you iz too portant to da cawse to put yourself in such a dangerus situashun!!! :bowing2: Since I am still a puppee I can not offur any abise on your mishun, but I hope you will practise the utmost cawshun. :crsfnger:

I am berry happee to weport mishun steel da stik iz a cumpweet sukcess!:banana02: Da hoomomma gabe me da stik tuday an let me tel you it was so delishus,:thumbup2: but after a little bit I hid it in my tubberware in da baysmint so I can hab it later after she goes to da big bed an sweeps. Da bad news iz I had to get a baff,:( but da poisoned watur tortur was worth da chance to cumpweet my mishun!!

Sitll wurkin on da nayburs, dey came ober fur dinner da udder day an I got to cwean up da fud dat da little hoogirl dropt, but so far no tweets. I gabe dem wots of kisses and da L@@K but so far no dice on da gud tweets. I keep wurkin on dem tho.

It iz getting pretty cold owtside here in Awaska, all da trees are gettin nekkid. Da hoomomma says dat soon da sno iz gonna fall, Duz anybudy know what SNO iz? :scratch:

Ajint Tank ober an owt!

Bein' from da French North Pole, we knows all abouts da snow. Dey is FROZEN Poissin Drops!!! Deys makes you wet AND freezes da paws at da same times. AND you gots to watch for SNOWDRAGONS too. Dey is worse den carpet dragons, da snowdragons EAT little doxies if we is not careful. Ajint Bean La Doon had da good tip - walks wif da tail up if der be snowdragons around so you can be seen and not eaten.

Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll weportin' out

[panzer]

:thanx:
Bein' from da French North Pole, we knows all abouts da snow. Dey is FROZEN Poissin Drops!!! Deys makes you wet AND freezes da paws at da same times. AND you gots to watch for SNOWDRAGONS too. Dey is worse den carpet dragons, da snowdragons EAT little doxies if we is not careful. Ajint Bean La Doon had da good tip - walks wif da tail up if der be snowdragons around so you can be seen and not eaten.

Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll weportin' out



Ajint Tank here....


Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll
:thanx: Fur de adbise on da snowdragons I will be berry berry cawshus if I eber see one! What da hoomomma an hoodaddy dont know iz I am pwannin on not goin owtside when da frozen poison faws, dey gunna halfta force me to go! :gun: I neber seen any of dis stuf, I wuz born in da Kintuckey an I wuz too little to go to da owtside when it wuz wintur dere.

I wishd I new dat you lived in Canada when I wuz comin up hear.I would hab gone on a mishun to see you and da purty miss Diaper Doll,:puppyluv: I fink she is beyootiful!:angel5: But if she has a hunky guy like you she woodint be berry interestid in little ol me. All da girleez say you is a hunk, nobuddy but my homomma sez I am hunky an she dont cownt acause she is unner my mind cuntrol.

Gotz to go qwick here cums da homomma!
Ajint Tank ober an owt.

[Deb Brown]

Dis is AIT Bellsferry Ripley portin in...... Ize gotz bewy, bewy mad at da Hooparents 2nite. So Ize puts da "it's snowin in da hoocave" in pwace. Day got up fwom da nap and went to Jackson, GA to da Fresh Air BBQ resurant. It wus an houw and a 1/2 dwibe to get der. Now how dum is dat? U dwibe 1 1/2 houw, eated da bbq and dwibe 1 1/2 houw back home. But day didn't takes us puppers and only bwought back 2 pieces ub da bwead and sum cwackers fow da big white biwd. Nuffin fow da puppers. But cause day didn't take us, wez took da nu toys apawt and left pieces of da stuffin all ober da floow and sofa.....lol. It looked like it done snowed in da hoocave. Boy wuz da Hoomudder upset when she came in da hoocave. I runned and hided in big bed when day came in da doow.

An den my wittle sister, Dottie, has been pwacticin fow da HowlOWeenie Dachshund Picnic kissing contest. She been kissing ebewy1, ober and ober and ober. Da Hoomudder lubs it, but it's gettin old wif me. Ebewy time Ize turn awound, der be hew tongue, wicking hewe and wicking der, shhez. Ize actually tink she might win dat der contest. Da Hoomudder has cwothes fow us 2 wear 2. Me is gonna b da cowboy sheriff, da Dingbat is gonna b a faiwy pwincess and Dottie is gonna b a cwown. Dottie not eben haf 2 b in a costume fow dat to wowk. She b a cwown all da time.

Well Ize gots to go take a nap in some ub dat snow on da sofa befow da Hoomudder cweans it all up.

Ober n Outs and dreamin ob da white christmas

Bellsferry Ripley

[gunther's mom]

Hello AIT Bellsferry Ripley (dat is one fine name). I am Adbisor Putty-not weally in charge of anything at all, just I am an older doxie so somehow I got put in dat category of "adbisor" somehow.
Well- totally agree with you. My hooparents did exactly what yer hooparents did last night. And also I got nuffin either-absolutely nuffin.
Pweeze do not wish for so much reall snow though....I live near where Santa Claus lives,I think.
If your hooparents are technically savvy (unlike my hoomom)-mebe you can post a picture of yerself as a cowboy....

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here. I AM IN GREAT DANGER!!!

SENDING DISTRESS SIGNAL. help2:

When mutter took me out for my walkies, we stopped to talk to da hoo-neighbor. Da neighbor said dat dis weekend dey gonna habe a WEINER ROAST!!! :yikes2: Dat must mean dat dey are looking to roast wieners like me.

What am I gonna do? Dey might try to roast me. :faint: . Can some of my DWD comrads comes and helps me fight dis evil :eekdevil: weiner roast? :gun: And if you can'ts helps me, can I come and hides wif one of my DWD frwiends?

Please, please helps!!!

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ajint Digger - Ah's bout 4 hours away fwom yew. Ma hoomama has a vewy big time machine. Ah can come save yew and any otha weiners dey have in hiding. Yew get de othas togethah. Ah will need die wections. Ah've neva bean to Pensa cola. Just Tally Has See.

SC out

[MicheleS]

Hurry, I thinks de weiner roast is starting soon! :eekdevil: Mutter says dat you drive and drive and drive on the looooooong boring road and den when you is almost in Ally bama, turn right, and you will be in Pepsi-cola. Dere is other wieners here, too. One is a wire and de just habe surgery to help his back, so we habes to be berry carefuls.

Hurry, Hurry, I can smell de fire obber dere, and I fink dey are looking for a weiner to roast! help2:

[kerie0408]

Wiener dogs, I tink you may be confused. My mom lubs to watch roasts on dee telle-bision. I think dat a roast is when people go on a stage and day make jokes about dee hooperson dat day is roasting. Dee hooperson gits made fun ub, but ebberone jus lafs. If it was a wienie roast, mebbe all dee people just go on stage and make jokes 'bout weiner dogs. Not berry nice, but not fisically danger-is.

Now, life can be berry confusing and I hab to warn you. If dey are serving pigs in blankies, den you are in danger. Pigs in blankies is not what it seems. It is food and it is made from wiener dogs:shock:

But iffn you need help, I kin come to Pepsi-cola. I lib near Putty, but he libs closer to Santa Claus.

[maddoxies]

Dear Ajint Digger

Dis is Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll here. We are distwressed dat u r in dangers and we cants get der in time. Ifn you hab da emergency cwredit card, maybes you could order one ub dem costumes, if u r disguised, den no one would tinks u r a wiener dogs????

We send you lots and lots of emergency :rayz: :rayz: :rayz: .

Maybes we could send u a disguise if you not hab de emergency cwredit card in da tupperwear under da big beds.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Digger, ah yew ok? Saturday mawning Ah thought we wuz on owah way ta git ya. :banana02: But da time machine took us tew da place where dey dwop off da twash. :faint: Ah twied to get hoomama tew go onto da big woad but she wouldn't. She kept delling me ta stay in ma seat or else. Ah was afwaid she'd dwop me with da twash so Ah stayed in ma place. :yikes2: Afta we got home, Ah twied ta git da keys tew da time machine but my hoomama put dem up weally high and Ah couldn't get em. :(

Please wepawt in. Did ya git woasted?

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in,:wavesmile:

I discobered what da SNO iz dis weekind, it wooks wike da stuffins frum da inside of da toys but it iz berry berry cold!:yikes: I wuz suspishus an wookin fur da SNODRAGONS but I dint see any, I just runned owtside did my bizness and runned back in da cave really really fast. Since I cant be goin owtside an doing any mishuns I am going to half to find sum new mishuns to do inside da cave.:chin: Today I will attempt mishun "Diggin in da twash" I kin smell sum gud fud in dere, I gunna get me da delishus hooman fud. I wepeet mishun "Diggin in da twash" iz ON!!:coolthmb:

Dis is Ajint Tank ober an owt!

[kerie0408]

I hab a confeshun to make 'bout SNO. My mudder and her bestest fwend laf at me becaws dee SNO at my house gits so deep and my PP drag trew dee SNO and I makes a line in dee SNO wif dee PP. Dat not nice. It berry cold when yer PP is dwaggin in dee SNO. Den, in dee summer at dee beach, mudder said, "Oh look, his PP makes a line in dee sand, too." I was so berrissed!!

When dere is SNO, mudder makes me wear dee coat. But truth is, I like dee coat. And when dere is SNO, mudder gets to work at home, but she hogs dee 'puter.

Tank, diggin' in dee trash is a fine mishun fer a ajint on a snowy day. It's a fine mishun on any day. Finding food is dee best, but sumtimes I kin get me a smelly old paper towel and I kin shred it. Shreddin' stuff is good fer dee cause. I wepeat, shreddin' stuff is good fer dee cause!!!

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in for me an AIT Fleck......

My mishun "diggin in de twash" wuz a minur sukcess, lil did I no da hoomomma m-teed de twash, so I did not get any of de delishus hooman fud, but I did take de adbise an shred da one paper towel I cud find, but da hoomomma cot me a fore I cud really spread it all ober da cave!:annoyed: But my bigist sukcess wuz I got da hoosister bweakfust ofa da big table, I ate all her scwamble aigs and let me tell you dey were berry berry DELISHUS :thumbup2: it wuz worth gittin in big trubble wif da hoomomma! I gabe her da L@@K :angel6: an gabe ger wots an wots of kissiz :kiss: an she stopt bein mad at me.

I iz weportin fur AIT Fleck acause he iz moovin to Texsis so he lost hiz puter to make ports to da DWD. I gotz a seecure line of communicashun, and will keep ebry buddie informed of his mishuns. AIT Fleck told me dat de udder day he gotz up on da big table an gotz him sum faheeta chikin:essen_15: . We iz awot awike acause he iz my neffew, hiz furdaddy iz my hafbrudder. I wuz berry proud of him. He iz tryin to win hiz new fursister Caya ober but she be de queen of de cave, an he knows da only a weener dog can rule de cave, so dey fight all de time.:boxing:

Time to go check da perwimiter, da hoodaddy iz out doing hiz Army stuff an itz up to me to keep da cave seecure.:karate: :nunu:

Ajint Tank ober an owt!:seeya:

[Dolly&Maddie]

Hewwo! Dis is ajint Squeek 'portin' in. We has been on many mishuns. Some successful, others not so good. Here's da latest. It's a successful mishun and dat means dat us doggers SKORED today! It pays to be in the wight pwace at da wight time. Mommy was pulling sumptin outta da fwidgelator and accidently pulled out an opened can of punkin dat she used to make punky bwead for wots of people last weekend. Mommy's loss, dogger's gain. We were Gwub and Squeek on the spot, there to help out. We cleanded dat punkin weel good offa da fwoor. Da fwoor was so clean afterwards, that you could eat off of it...and we did. So 'member fellow ajints, it's punkin season and if you watch, punkins might fall fwom hebben for you too. Also, Ajint Gwub has been most successful in the twash tipping department. She has nailed the baffwoom twash THWEE times this week! Bad news dough. Wumor has it that we are being walked to the woom of doom for toe chops and butt squeezes. Can sumbuddy wescue us pweeze? Agints Gwub and Squeek, off to hide.

Punky poopies are orange. WEPEAT! Punky pooies are orange.

[kerie0408]

Hewwo! Dis is ajint Squeek 'portin' in. We has been on many mishuns. Some successful, others not so good. Here's da latest. It's a successful mishun and dat means dat us doggers SKORED today! It pays to be in the wight pwace at da wight time. Mommy was pulling sumptin outta da fwidgelator and accidently pulled out an opened can of punkin dat she used to make punky bwead for wots of people last weekend. Mommy's loss, dogger's gain. We were Gwub and Squeek on the spot, there to help out. We cleanded dat punkin weel good offa da fwoor. Da fwoor was so clean afterwards, that you could eat off of it...and we did. So 'member fellow ajints, it's punkin season and if you watch, punkins might fall fwom hebben for you too. Also, Ajint Gwub has been most successful in the twash tipping department. She has nailed the baffwoom twash THWEE times this week! Bad news dough. Wumor has it that we are being walked to the woom of doom for toe chops and butt squeezes. Can sumbuddy wescue us pweeze? Agints Gwub and Squeek, off to hide.

Punky poopies are orange. WEPEAT! Punky pooies are orange.


I be on dee lookout for Punkins from hebbin! I haben't found dem yet.

When dey put you on dee table at dee woom ub doom, twy weally hard to do some orange punky poopy on dee spot.

[gunther's mom]

Hey you guys- Adbisor Putty here. Wait til you hear dis'. I jest got two doxie neighbors. Fwankly their hoomans seem very uptight and overprotective, but i will see if i can get them interested in a mishun. Anyway i discovered a new way to get fud. Next time your hooparents take you for a walk in a field, see if there is a place where the soccar hoomoms sit. Sometimes you will find some extra fud on the ground.
I am very patiently waiting for Halloweiner. Dats the day when all the hoochildren come to the door especially to see ME.
Anyone from the Buffalo area dat needs help-some serious need for snowdragons I hear.

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here! :wavesmile:

I went on de bestest mishun last week. Da hoouncle was taking out de trwash and he left open de door and de gate and I sneeked out and into de wild! I ran and ran around de neighborhood to see all of my frweinds and infurments! I lefted de pee-mail on ebberbodies lawn. Hoomom called me into de cave, but I having none of dat! Silly hoomom ebben stand at de door wif a treat! I am NOT falling for dat one! I played "HA HA, you cant catch me! wif de hoomom!

I finally came back when I wuz ready! Mutter was berry berry mad :tantrum2: wif me and hoouncle! She said dat de time mashines might run ober me or de allygabbers or wildcats or bears or big meany dogs might eats me! Mutter worries too much.

Doxies is not skered of nothing!

[gunther's mom]

My dear friend Agint Digger- Dis is Adbizor Putty. Now, being an older Putty,may I be so bold as to say I don't want to see you go to hebben on a mishun like this. Now i don't want to sound like yer hoomom. But she probably loves you berry much and was skeered to death. When I was a baby Putty I once disappeared-and in fact ATE myself through the dog gate.My brudder Jake (the 18 yr. old rat terrior) disappeared and had the local police on a mishun. Well he ended up at the WARDEN's house and hopped in the WARDEN's bed,jest like he wuz home. My brudder Jake even skeered all the WARDEN's kats (fewines) onto da mantle. But he wuz lucky.
So- I hope I don't sound like yer big brudder>>>
Hey I have got a mishun-trying to talk my mudder into making a cake that looks like a doxie-then trying to git a few pieces. What do ya think?

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah just haf ta repawt on the miszhun Ah had de otha nite. Ah was makin' ma rounds of da kitchen like Ah always do when Ah heahs a noyz comin' from unda the stove. :scratch: So Ah went to investigate. Furst Ah sniffed and den Ah sniffed some maw. Ah looked unda da stove and it was one of doze pesky mice. Day was invadin' da cave agin. :pullhair: Ah tried diggin' ma way threw but Ah cudn't git tew it. :( So Ah waited in front of da stove fur it ta come out so Ah could intearagate it. It mustuf sneaked past me when Ah blinked ma eyes because afta a while Ah didn't heah it any maw. Ah will continue tew patrol da area. If dey send maw troops, Ah may need some help tew stop de invazhun.

SC out

[panzer]

Ajint Tank here,:wavesmile:

Furst I will weport dat AIT Fleck iz in da time masheen on hiz way to Texsis, hiz hoomom an hoodad have been gibbin him da medasin to make him sleep all da way to Texsis, but da medasin iz int makin him sleep jus keepin him more calm den usual. AIT Fleck did great tings fur da cawse at de woom of doom de udder day, he let dem evil white coats know dat us doxies arint to be messed wif! He wacked one of the white coat hoolady persons in da mouf wif his hed!! An let dem know dat he wuzint gunna let dem cut his toe nails or wook at his ears where he keeps all his intelligints an da DWD seekrets. If I cud be so bold as to nominate him fur full Ajint status fur his bravery in fightin da evil white coats. Just acause he iz my neffew I wuz not sure if I wuz ok to da nominashun ur not.

As fur my mishuns, I been havin a bad time diggin in da twash da hoomomma iz on to me an gots a new big twash can wif a lid dat I cant figger out. De best mishun I cud do was get sum tweets and wefill my tubberware in da baysmint, I been getting low on weserve tweets. My next mishun iz to tear up all da silly sweaters dat da hooparents keep puttin on me.

Ajint Southern Comfort
Maybe you could use sum fud or tweets to lure owt da invaderz so you can intearagate dem and den put dem in da jail??:D


Dis is Ajint Tank
ober an owt

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger Portin In. :wavey:

DAt is excellent werk, Southawn Comfawt, we must always be on da lookout fer da mousies.

I needs de adwise of de cat expurrt. I is stil habben problem wif de world's meanyest nasty cat. Here is some surveilance dat hoomom posted:

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=33885

Dont worry, we can link to it wifout being detected. I knows dat Ajent Bean La Doon is de cat expurrt. Does any other ajent habe abwise, too?

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah--

Ajint Digger, Ah've hood dat dare's somethin called cat nip. (Ah's not shaw why someone wood want to nip a cat in da fust place :dunno:, cept out of sheah pleazah.:evilgrin: ) Dis stuff is supposed to make dem real mellow and dopey. Maybe you ken git some of it and scatta it around da cave. :think:

[gunther's mom]

Soythern Comfaw- Dis is Adbisor Putty. Now I tell you, da only thing I know is dat my former, and I say former cat neighbors nipped me in da butt. I twy and twy to be a good hearted Putty, but I will need some mental therapy so dat I get over my fillings about fewines. Just hadda vent.... Sorry. Dat's all I know about "cat nip".

[kerie0408]

I tell you, dem dere cats pwobly gots dere own club and dey tinkin' of ways to take ober dee world. We all hab to make extra eff-urts to scare dem off, show dem we da boss. Da neighbor cat sits high on dee fence an' just stare at me. I can't gits him becaws I can't climb dee fence. He don't run away. he just sits dere and lets me twoy to git him. He should be more skered of me. I is berry bwave and gots a TWIM once. Hoomoom was yellin' but I was king of dee backyward dat day! I go outside and mark dee tewwitory and dee cat better know dat means don't be cweepin' on my back stair!!!!!!!!

yer pal,

silly doggie!

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here!

Tonight is de big nite! Operashun Hall-lo-ween is on. Mutter says dat dere is wots of little humans coming to our cave tonite. I habe a dis-gize. Mutter is dressing me up as a giesha-girl. I'm not sure what dat is, but it gets me wots of attenshun and trweats, so it cant be all bad. I will plway dis for all it is werth, and weport back.

Digger out!

[gunther's mom]

A geisha girl--- now you must get another doxie to take a pic and send a link. Oftimes hoomoms have da directions for this on top of da computer. Now here, they all come to see me... Dat I know. I have not told one of the little hoomans dat my name is Adbisor Putty.

[beausmom1]

Hewwo! I got up to dis machine to see dis page my hoomom is always lookin at. What you gotta do to be ajent? I fink I wanna be called Ajent AntiTubby. (Hoomom is always stickin me in dat tubby fing and I hate it!) I am interested in takin over da world wit you guys and do da mishuns. I go in da time machine lots of times and I fink I can get off dat leash fing sometime when mom takes me outside. I might be able to help ya.
PS: I also have a MASH tshirt.

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . Agent LoneWolf . . .

This Com Center has gotten really long and our DWDI has advised that hoomans are now able to read it :yikes: For the protection of all agents and the DWD cause we are moving it with a new encrytion to protect all.. So all agents and AITs are to report only thru the new ComCenter . . . #28!!