Even newer DWD ComCtr #11

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

I, 00K9, have moved our communications bandwidth to a more secure area. Apparently some hooman infiltrated ComCtr # 10 and deleted everything we have accomplished for the past week. We must not let them discourage us. We of the DWD shall win in the end.

Please report in ASAP to let us know if this subversive plot has affected other areas of our network.

00K9 - out

[dutchman]

Agents Longtail and Silver Fox,

We have been under cover (make that covers) trying to stay warm since dad hooman turned back the thermostat. We have heard rumors that it may have been a group of Lab terrorist that knocked out the communications center. I think they are starting to worry that we dachshunds are advancing on their long term top spot in the ACK breed popularity. Any agents able to associate with Labs should use extreme care but try to follow up on investigating this rumor.

Longtail and the Fox, more cold and snow on their way tonight so we are diving back to the covers.

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
Agents Winkin', Blinkin' and Nod's suggestion about VitaGravy on the other com site is really yummy. I like T-bone! I have heard that there are extra foster agents about to invade my home. Where do you suppose all these potential agents are coming from? Are they a plant by the HooPeople? Bouncer out to hide the Vitagravy before new fosters come.

[Dukey's Mom]

Pssst PEST here

Reporting in. Whew, I was worried we were found out.

Agent OOK9, good job moving the comm center!

We have been busy. Lot's of activity in the area around the Fremont division. We see the footprints, er pawprints. Agent Squirt alerts us when he hears intruders. We will do our best to interogate and make sure no DWD secrets have been heard.

We have one of those Lab things near us, you don't suppose he is a spy do you!

Hmmm, we better get on this!

PEST out and low!

The Lab is stinky!

[Timber]

Agent Crumbsniffer here.....
Those darn hoomans! We shoud get a DWD password so only us DWD agents can get to the com centers!

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Pest, the Lab could be an ally. Look how well it has worked out with OU812. Our goals with our larger cousins ARE quite similar.

Crumbsniffer, good idea on the password! We should change it often, too. That way if an inexperienced agent slips while being tortured in the Room of Doom . . . we're covered.

00K9 - out & cold in Istanbul

[Heidismom]

Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in. We have been unable to report in, 'cause hoomom has been mutterin' somethin' about a server being messed up? Does this have anythin' to do with tweets? We are crossin' our little toenails that it's not! We want to tell everybody that we have tried Vita-Gravy in Bacon & Cheese, lip-Lickin' Chicken, and Tasty T-Bone and we do like T-Bone best, but each dachsie to his/her own taste! We like the idea of a password, but do think only one agent per doghold should have it, and the others'll just have to wait until that agent signs in to report! We do not know any labs, except for the lab report at the room of doom. Does that count? And what is a CAT scan, anyway? No feline will be checking us over! Agents W., B., and N. signin' out!

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[Meeka]

Agents Lollipop http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif and SWT<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm3.gif" border=0> reporting in. It is cold and very slippery here in Wis. Hoomom is always pushing me out the doggie door to go outside!<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm23.gif" border=0> I don't want to go out there.

Anyway agent SWT seems to enjoy running off all the BIMS and TRIMS and LEHRS so I don't have too.
ALERT agents.... We had a new intruder... it looked like a very big grey rodent. It was scratching at the fence trying to get inside our patrol area. Agent SWT scared it away.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm8.gif" border=0> Hoomom called it a "paw-some" something new for us to watch out for. Our job is never done agents never done, so keep a look out.

Agent Lollipop http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif and SWT<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm3.gif" border=0>singing off.

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Missy. I am definitely in charge here now, no matter what Agent Bouncer thinks. I can get in HooMom's lap any time I want. I just jump up while she tries to work on the 'puter. She has figured out that I sleep in her 'puter chair while she is at work. Now if I could just figure out how to reach that "on" thingy. It is on a tower that I can't reach from the seat of the chair, so I can only get into our DWD site when HooMom leaves the room with the 'puter on. I wanted to let Lollipop and SWT know that I have seen one of those possum things when I went to school. HooMom wouldn't let me chase it cause it was while I was doing treatment for those heartwormies.

I have one of those Labs for a cousin, she seems pretty cool and I think would work for us, but I don't trust possums.

I am afraid that a password might slow down my entry and exit from the 'puter and HooMom might intercept me pecking at the keys. She has a hard time keep'n my paws off there any way.

All cold agents, I will send you lots of warming rays! It is 75 degrees here in Texas today, so we have lots to share.

Agent Missy out to check the VitaGravy suppy.

[Dukey's Mom]

Pssst PEST here!

Whats this, no agents have reported in for a long time! I am concerned!

Has there been a cou?

Oh no, is Istanbul gone, what has happened?

I know 3 agents here were just taken to the room of doom! Said it was for nail trimming...ya right!

I screamed so loud, hoomom, had to come calm me down. They were trying to get DWD secrets, not from this agent!

Agents report in! I hope DWD hasn't been found out!

This is bad, very bad!

The poop is stinky!

PEST out and low!

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Whew! Sorry for not reporting in sooner, but this weather the hoomans are giving us is driving us crazy. Temps that go 15, then 50, then 30, then 20, then 45 . . . well you get the idea. Plus 60 mph winds one weekend . . . with a rain storm. Well, now you really get the idea.

We, ourselves, in the Istanbul sector are scheduled to be taken to the Room of Doom in two months. We are training feverishly to prepare ourselves for it as much as possible for the ordeal.

Istanbul is secure . . . I repeat, Istanbul is secure!

The fly is out of the ointment -

00K9 - out

[Dukey's Mom]

Ahh

OOK9, I was worried, thought we had been found out!

I am glad all is well in Istanbul, very important we maintain control there!


The chipmunks are spies!

PEST out and low!

[Timber]

Agent Crumbsniffer reporting.......

We need that password NOW! Ideas, agents?

[Heidismom]

Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in. We have been surrounded by "kon-tractors" and hoomom has been moving boxes and furniture and hasn't even been near the puter for 'bout a week, so we haven't been able to report in! Whew! It's been WINDY around here! The trees have lost their fur again, and we have lots of TSMS (hoomom calls 'em "birds". They were all huddled in the trees tryin' not to get blown away. We have not seen any of those possums, but there's a HUGE TSM with a red tail living in the big old tree in the pasture behind our house, and hoomom doesn't like us to be outside too long - she's afraid he'll get us! We have likewise had up-and-down weather, and today when the cable was out, we hadda watch hoomom's "Mummy" movie again! We tried to tell her we wanted to see "Bachelor Flat" or "The Ugly Dachshund" but to no avail!!! Sigh! At least we get Vita-Gravy on our dinners! Hey! How about "tweets" for a password? Hoomans can't spell, anyway! W.,B., and N. over and out.

[Meeka]

Agents Lollipophttp://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif and SWT <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm3.gif" border=0> reporting in.

Three cheers for SWT she caught one of those LEHRS!!! and we were able to eat about half of it before hoomom saw it and made hoodad take it away.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm23.gif" border=0>
Haven't seen anymore of those pos-sums. Will keep patroling in Wis.

Agents Lollipophttp://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif and SWT<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm3.gif" border=0> signing off.

My tummy doesn't feel so good<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm36.gif" border=0>

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Attention Agents Lollipop & SWT - Beware, it is rumored that LEHRs can be addictive. This is directly from the DWD HQ Medical Research Center (The Center). Use extreme caution. http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/oogle.gif

00K9 out

[TessieMom]

Agent Missy reporting in for Bouncer, Hugger, Lover, and Agent in Training "Lucky."

I have made numerous trips to the Room for my canine toothie that had a big hole through it. This is my 4th week on antibiotics cause I keep chewing and tearing open the hole where it was. The man in white said I've got to go back next week and get it sewn up again.

After more than a week of poison drops we had sun yesterday and today and HooMom is home for something called "Spring Break." We have a new foster who does nothing but run and play with agent Bouncer, so it is a good thing the poison drops stopped for a while. The whole house was covered with mud -- thanks to those two. They even got it in the big bed! There has been a lot of TRIM activity lately, but as good agents we are trying to rid the yard of them. Oops, HooMom alert. Missy out to play 'possum.

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[omar_my_friend]

Agent Stealth reporting

The hoomans did it again. We got 12 INCHES of that fluffy stuff that they call snow on the ground again. For my revenge I gave hoodad that L@@K requesting that he go shovel me a path so I may do my business in the yard. I Agent Stealth refuse to make the white fluffy stuff turn yellow until the stuff is below my belly.

Fellow agents when is it going to be spring? Don’t you hate this cold fluffy stuff? <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm4.gif" border=0>

Agent Stealth out

The poop is behind the couch.
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[Mandy]

Agent Snuggle Butt here!

We, too, got more of the white fluffy stuff...only ten inches here - but still way above my belly. We may be getting more too.

Last week I had a very disturbing experience. WE were all carted off to the room of doom. Agent Sir Sniffs-A-Lot just went for moral support. Agent Giggle Monster only had to have his front nails trimmed....but ME, poor ME......I had my nails cut, I got stuff up my nose.....and also got shrap thingies in my butt! How humiliating! But I said NOTHING!

I thought that was bad enough....but then the next night my face swelled up twice the size! I know this was an evil plan by the hoomans. Mommy then tried to chase me around the house with what she called medicine...yeah, right....maybe THEY told her it was medicine...but I'm sure it was more evil poison from the room of doom.

Our foster, Sir Sniffs-a-Lot (should be Sir licks a lot) may be going away....to a new home? hmmph....and I was just starting to get used to the old guy!

Watch out for the goose poop!

[Mandy]

Snuggle Butt again....

Yesterday Dash went to his forever home. Before he left, he swore to uphold the dachsie pledges and to convert his new dachsie brother to the DWD cause. We heard from him today and he absolutely loves his new brother. They will be a good connection for our cause in VA.

The hooparents say we are getting another foster tomorrow. He is supposed to be my age. I hope he doesn't think he can order me around. And he can only order Giggle Monster around if I say so! But tonight, when the parents get home, I plan to make myself oh, so comfortable, on the mummy's lap. Just to remind her who her first baby is.

Off to nap....Snuggle Butt

[Timber]

Agent Crumbsniffer reporting......
I overheard momhoo talking about this "show" she entered me in that is 2 weeks away! She claims there will be other dogs and people there. This place sounds a little questionable to me. What do you all think?
P.S. I think the frozen poison drops are gone for good!

[Heidismom]

Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in
Dogs, did we have a busy day! First, the spray guy came to take care of the wanna-be resident bugs (and we know getting rid of 'em is supposed to be on OUR chore list), and then the man came with the lawn dragon! Mean old hoomom shut us up in the dog run wif no way to get out in the yard and give 'em what-for! But we didn't give up any secrets, either - even though we're after BUGS! (sigh) Oh, well! We still got our Vita-Gravy, so we musta done somepin' on our chore list! Hoomom says we're goin' to Washington this summer. Do you think we'd haveta take baths in a place called WASHington? Do we have a password yet? Enquiring dachsie minds wanna know! Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod - over and out.

[Heidismom]

Winkin'reporting in - I hadda go to the room of doom today! They weighed me and looked in my ears, and stuck me with a sharp thingie and took out some of my precious blood but I did not say a word. I think I hadda go because of some sees-yers I've been having. I get stiff and quivery and I drool, but I don't think I got any truth serum anywhere!
Keep your toenails crossed for Blinkin' and Nod, 'cause hoomom made a 'pointment for them to get their teeth cleaned next week. Isn't that why we eat Milk Bones? Inquiring dachsie minds wanna know!<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm14.gif" border=0>

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[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Hugger reporting for Bouncer, Lover, Missy, and our foster "Hot Dog." Agent Lucky left for his forever home and now we've got this old fella. He's okay but doesn't play all the time. I hope Agents Winkin, Blinkin and Nod survive that Room stuff with minimal problems! Agent Missy and Hot Dog are still taking pills for their toothie holes. Thanks again for telling us about the vita-gravy stuff. We have had lots of poison drops, but no white stuff like other agents have reported. Agent Crumbsniffer, good luck with that show... should be a place to recruit new agents!

I have a problem with HooMom. She came and got me out of my ultra secret hidey spot under the bed and put some nasty smelling drops on my skin behind my head. What is up with dis? I was sure that my hidey spot was secure and she just plucked me out and my fellow agents didn't even help me (they had the nasty smell too). Agent Hugger out and disgusted with the HooMom... maybe if I practice the look on her???

[omar_my_friend]

Agent Stealth reporting in:

Well agents I have not been feeling well lately beacause my ears have been bothering me. I keep shaking my head and rubbing my ears on the floor and I can not get any relief.

Hoodad said let go for a ride; I was so excited that maybe the ride would help distract me about my ears. The ride was nothing but trickery. I was taken against my will to the Room of Doom. This scary woman, hoodad called doc, stuck a something down my ears<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm13.gif" border=0> and said I have an ear infection. Agents what is an ear infection? Since I was at the room of doom Hoodad has been putting poison liquid in my ears twice a day. Hoodad said the liquid would make my ears feel better but I think it a plot to extract DWD secrets. Fellow Agents I want you to know I am standing tuff and will not reveal any of our secrets. By the way hoodad gave me my first taste of vita gravy and boy that stuff is good.

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[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Be careful Agent Stealth . . . the drops they are putting in your ears are aimed at your brain. Pretty soon you could be doing such mindless things as sit, down, stay or come!

Things in the Istanbul sector have been pretty interesting. There are a lot more TRIMs, BIMs and LEHRs than there were when the white stuff was still here. The cold torture the hoomans subjected us to seems to be over now. Even the trees seem to be trying to grow new fur! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/wow.gif

Hoodad has been working a lot lately, even bringing stuff from the office to look at during most of the night and using their oral communication device often. Has any agent ever learned how to use the Fone (that's what they call it)?

Hoomom was sick for quite a while, but seems a lot better lately. Naturally we keep them as busy as possible so they don't get bored or start dreaming up new ways to infiltrate the DWD.

I hear hoogranny & her poo-dull, Mickey are coming over tomorrow . . . so OU812 is practicing the "butt-sniff greeting" nonstop. ARRRGGGHH! Not now OU812 . . . I'm communicating! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/oogle.gif

We haven't heard from many agents for a while . . . report in if you are able -----I repeat, report in if you are able!

00K9 - end trans

[Mandy]

Agent Snuggle Butt here!

I am very experienced (as is Agant Giggle Monster) at "talking" on the fone. It is very easy with a tailless fone. We love talking to Mommy or Daddy or one of our other relatives or friends on the fone.

I have even learned to turn it on when the mommy is not looking. There is a big button that I can push to turn it on (when someone forgets to put it up). The only problem is pushing those little buttons. I know you have to push a bunch of the little ones to get it to work. But I think maybe you have to push one at a time...and my paw is too big for that....I am working on a plan!

Our foster went to his new home (where another agent already lives). We plan to meet often to discuss vital plans (have to figure out how to get the parents to take us to meet with them - I'm sure the L@@K will be involved).

The mommy is making lots and lots of doggy cookies...but she isn't giving many to us. What can she possibly be doing with them all?

Snuggle Butt out like a light!

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in. All agents are tired, had a busy day with TRIM's, BIM's, and everything out. We are about to lose another agent. The older guy is headed to his forever home in some place called Flooridah tomorrow. My special hooperson is gonna take him. She is soo cooool, she's gonna come over and give me a floor spin before she takes Mr. Hot Dog on the long trwip. Agent Lover gave blood for lots of tests today, but she did not reveal any secrets. They were trying to see why her libber enzymies were off the scale. We're gonna celebrate Eester with a big road trwip to see that Agent wanna be Mickey Mouse and our Uncle Bill. Should be cool. We may take a couple extra "transports" on da trwip. I hear they are wirey like me. Bouncer out.

[Heidismom]

<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm36.gif" border=0>Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in (still tired!) Fellow agents we all went to the room of doom on Toosday. Hoomom had the white coats clean our toofies. We have also noticed our toenails are MUCH shorter! PLUS, we gotta take medsin to prevent 'fections. We did not give up any secrets, and our medsin goes inna mouth - does it do the same thing as the ear medsin??? We are so glad many of our fellow agents are gettin' Vita-Gravy! We KNEW you'd like it!!! Hoomom says Winkin' will be gettin' some more medsin in a while, to stop her sees-yers. We had the hooman (Hoomom calls her a "goddaughter") child here for 4 days, and wanna know if we can trade her for a different one? Now that she's older, she doesn't drop food on the floor anymore! #@##^%&&*&!!! Inquiring dachsie minds wanna know! Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod signing off.

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[dutchman]

Agents Longtail and Silver Fox reporting in from Colorado. We too had to visit the room of doom last night. They tried to trick us putting us in a room with a green table rather than the familiar silver one. They took blood from both of us and longtail had his tail lifted to get his temp and then got some of two of those shot things. I'm not sure what kind of drugs they were but he was very clingy with dad last night. I (silver fox) have been checking the fence lines looking for a place to possibly dig my way out. We hear rumors that there will be a big meeting of agents and potential agents in the next month or two. Longtail was there last year but he was too young at that time to really take advantage of the day. We did meet one other agent at the room of doom last night. She and agent longtail managed to make some extra work for the hoomans there as they booth wet the floor in what they call the weighting area. The female agent waited till longtail's mess had been cleaned up before she did her busines.

The silver fox waiting for longtail to recover

[wildpsychochick]

Agent Jazzle here, hoomom brung in somfing, smeels like one of us, same size as the kitten that hoomom tells me no don't bite; (all i trwied was defurring it)not sure if its a cat or not. the baby thing trwied to bite on my tummy, hoomom said it's hungrwy for miillk.........is there miillk on my tummy? when i know what this is, i'll tell ya. hoomom and hoodad said it and me are going to room of doom, i'm staying home, they just don't know it yet!!!! well till next time......Jazzle out.

[Mandy]

Agent Sunggle Butt here......pssst! agents located near Harrisburg, PA. Important meeting there Saturday. Everyone who can make it...bring your family and act like nothing is strange. We will be discussing many topics...and Giggle Montser and I will be giving a seminar on how to get your hooparents to bake you goodies (yes, samples are being made this week - I have an entire box full that I got the mommy to make).

One of our members is reaching full member status this weekend too. A former foster will be having his birthday....so more treats!

I think we should also have treats in celebration of the treats!

So come prepared...may important topics and seminars....and treats!

[Shay]

Afent Jazzel, reporting in. hoomom took the kitten away from me, no more defurring........she put up a gate, i think i can take it down tho. and i have goood news, that somfing IS a doxie. i wasn't sure, till i showed it "the spot" in the hooboys room, now we are working together to make that spot smeel just right. hoomom said she is going to spay me wif vineygar, instead of the spot, if i don't stay away from it.......i don't think she will. they call this doxie ginger, and wif her round here, i know i'm not really a cat like hoodad said.......there are freee(3) of dem catz, and two doxies now.......more of us, we rule!!! Jasmine out, hoomom's coming

[LisaH]

Agent Mink here. I guess everybody's been on the Vita-Gravy train except me, until now. Hoomom went to visit my dachsie cousins last week and when she came she bought Vita-Gravy! I've been eating very picky lately (gotta keep them on their toes) so I just suck all the Vita-Gravy out of the kibbles and then walk away. Drives 'em crazy!

Oh! And I found a flower that smells wonderful! It's called a trillium and it smells like wet dogs and gym socks and spoiled meat! Agents, make your hoomans plant this delightful treat!

Agent Mink

[Dukey's Mom]

Psssttttt PEST here!

Close call up north!

Agent Wigglybutt went to the room of doom on Saturday. Hoomom brought him home, we was in the middle of a DWD meeting, and Wigglybutt exploded. Ok, not really, but he did get all swollen, and hoomom saw him and started getting crazy. She ran to the phone and put him back in the car.

He came back, he was swelled for a while though. Has any other agents seen this? This is lower than low of the hoomans!

This must be a ploy for information on DWD, Wigglybutt didn't say nothing though, he was brave!


The bird is cooked

PEST out and low

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in...
Boy, Agent Pest, that sounds scarry, is Agent WigglyButt OK? All seems well here, cept we keep having BIM attacks and poison drops... and HooMom is making packing actions. I heard her say she was going to some island called Jam-a-kah with a bunch of stoodents and we would have one of those sitters for 2 weeks. That's the pits. If she took me, I could chase mongeese and roll in the sand. I could even go fishing! But she says that they don't have raybees and that I would be in quarinteen for 3 months. She'd better bring us some goodies.... Hope all agents are well cause I am not sure when the puter will be available for communikashun again. Bouncer out.

[Shay]

Agent Jasmine reporting in, i hope wigglybutt is ok too, does your hoomom know what happened? i escaped the room of doom this past trip, but poor agent Ginger did have to go. for now i have to reprt for her, she's too tiny to get to the keyboard. they told her she is skinny, 2lbs (whatever lbs are), and made her drink icky poo meds, and poked her with a needle. she slept all day the first nite after the doom visit, but is playing wif me mor now. just don't like her still trying to be hungwy for miilk from my tummy, i trwied it; licking my tummy, i don't have miilk..........when hoomom sees her doing it, she gives her furmula, what is furmula? all is well here, hoomom took the gate down and now i can play wif kitten, still no de-furring, that makes hoomom use her "outside voice". and i have a floor dragon report. ours broke about a monf ago, hoomom got a new one, this one has a light on the front.........sometimes it is quiet and the light is off, then hoomom follows it around, it makes LOTS of noise and that light..............arrrrgh. and i don't know if the floor dragon is doing it or not, but my spots don't smeel so nice anymore. anyway, if anyone knows how to make floor dragons be quiet, turn their lites off, or how to make it disappear, we, jaz, gin, AND the cats, would greatly preciate it. and does anyone know what remodeling is? been overhearing hoodad and hoomom using that word a lot, but only when they have paper and those tasty writing things. Agent Jasmine out, we are going to something called "the beach" today...........wonder what THAT is.

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[Dukey's Mom]

Pssst PEST here!


Agent Wigglybutt is all better now. Hoomom said he had a bad re-ack-sion to his shots. See, maybe now she won't be so quick to take us there. He was pretty funny looking though.

We have been getting spies in the woods all over the place, hoodad says they are "chipmunks". We know better. We have sent Agent Squirt in for a closer look.

We'll report back in with findings

The chipmunks are chirping

PEST out and low!

[mlam]

agent oslo reporting in:

hello all fellow operatives. agent rooster and i have just brought ourselves up to date on all DWD communicashuns and were relieved to see that you guys are still doing such brilliant stuff in our quest for dachsie domination. rest assured that we two have also been working hard, even tho' we haven't been able to log on and send reports for some time as our home mac 'puter has been broken and since we are all grown up now (since our first birthdays in march) hoomom doesn't take us to work with her anymore. instead we stay home and stand guard - that's when we aren't snoozing under our blankies or playing - agent rooster and i have lots of games together! it is almost winter here in south africa and it is very chilly in the mornings, rooster and i snuggle deeper under the covers now and ignore hoomom calling us from the kitchen 'til we hear the telltale clink of our bowls being put down! we are still using the l@@k to great effect and feel almost embarassed at how easy hoomom and hoodad are to manipulate. hoomom even carries pictures of us in her wallet, isn't she sad? you can imagine how easy it is for us to get her to do the stuff we want. she's being very strict with food tho' as she says i am a little bit overweight and need to lose it quick as otherwise it's bad for my back. that's the work of that vet guy again, hoomom and hoodad do everything he says: i wonder what trick he has, maybe a l@@k of his own? anyway, altho' we've never been given hooman food, now my doggie snacks and meals have been reduced. it's beyond unfair as agent rooster has much more food than me but he stays his slim self. hoomom says he burns it off as it's his jack russell nature to be so hyperactive and that i'm just too food-driven. harummph! poor agent rooster had a room of doom visit recently tho' as he was making an awful noise which almost gave hoomom and hoodad heart-a-taks they said. turns out it was just reverse sneezing and he has an upper res-pira-toree infek-shun and has to take anti-bio-ticks. hoomom is paranoid about ticks (here in south africa many carry a disease called biliary that is bad, bad, bad - it is very dangerous and there's no vack-sin-ashun against it!) and then she goes and gives rooster round, pink anti-bio-ticks in his food - go figure! anyway, i'll end off now but we will continue our DWD missions on the beach on sundays (even in yukky weather hoomom and hoodad take us there for our big walk - that's the power of the l@@k!) agent rooster has nerves of steel so makes contact with the big guns, and i stick to spreading the word among other dachsie's and the little ones. hoomom says i'm tim-mid (whatever that means), i just know i ain't stoo-pid!

agent oslo signs off and goes undercover (even if it's just the blankie).

[Heidismom]

Hello, fellow agents! Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in. We all went to the room of doom again (ack!) this week, Nod hadda have her yearly checkup - hoomom's happy - she lost another 1/2 lb - we wanna know what that lb thingy is, too! Then, Winkin' and Blinkin' hadda go two dinners later and they took some of our precious blood! Hoomom says we hadda get tested for heartworms. Can we roll in these and get nice and smelly? Then last dinner, we had a new medsin to take - for the heartworms - hoomom says it's so we can go to the bowwow. Who's comin'? How many meetings can we squeeze in? Do we get to swear in new agents? How long does this medsin thingy take? We hear it's for every 30 dinners. We know we are going because hoomom promised us we could pack and take our favorite tweets! We had pupcorn tonight, and it was g-r-e-a-t! Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod over and out. P.S. We look forward to meeting as many of you as possible in Washingtoon state. W,B,& N

[Bart]

You get to take the heartworm medsin about every 30 dinners...but don't worry..ours is yummy and tastes like beef!

I dink those pounds are some type of food..so keep a close eye on what your hoomans are doing....

we are officially eating BARF now. BARF is great..we get all sorts of goodies like raw chicken and other meat and veggies and oh so many goodies....much better dan de kibble stuff.

We, too had to go to the room of doom last Saturday to get the nail torture....but we didn't talk. Well, Giggle Monster didn't talk. I had a lot to say about it but didn't give away any secrets!

Good luck with the Western meetings! Give us the report on how well it went!

Agent Snuglle Butt under and out...

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Bouncer! I haven't been able to get to the puter lately cause HooMom was in Jam-A-ka with a bunch of stoodents. Am glad that every one is doing well. Tomorrow is my heartwormie chewie...dey are goood!
I am really concerned about this obedience school thingy. I think it is a hooman plot to subvert our activities. I have to wear one of those gentle leaders... not ME! I can get it off in nothing flat -- dats what paws are for. It clashes with my wirey coat. Bouncer out to check on hoomom activities. <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm8.gif" border=0>

[Shay]

Agent Jasmine checking in wif a weather report, we have poison drops today, hoomom is happy. her said we need it, somfing bout no poison drops fer a long time. and her took me and ginger out there in it on our leashes, we would have been happy to pee inside and not get our feetsies wet, even trwied the l@@k. weren't even any sqirrels to bark at, they know poison drops are not good. our next fenced neighbor (hoomom says next door, all i see is a fence) just got a new foster, so we at least got to bark at her!!! hoomom says poison drops will fall all day............. maybe later we can drink from the mud puddles....yummy!!! hoomom's coming, jazzle out.

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[deannalew]

sniff, sniff, sniff.... lick, lick.... hmmmm.... what's this?
i am Patch and even though i am only 12 weeks old....well....i am almost 13 weeks. I will be 13 weeks in just two more days....even though i am 12 and 3/4 weeks old....i am gettin' big....so that tall thing that walks on two legs says....she smells gooooood, too! she feeds me and hugs me and loves on me.....and gives me treats!!!

oh....oh....sniff....back to my question....i am confused as to how to be an agent.....i need training....or so that good smellin'-treat givin' thing says to me....can you help me be an agent in training????

trying to be a good boy in virginia......Patch

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Welcome new AIT (Agent in training).

All of our agents have selected their code name based on their skills for the DWD cause. You will need to select your own code name.

It is helpful if you read previous communications and take the DWD oath. This can be done by selecting to see All Topics once inside our DWD forum. You will also have to learn about the many enemies of DWD like the floor dragons that live in a cave in each of our houses. Also there are things like BIM's, LEHR's, TRIM's and so many others.

That tall thing on two legs is your hoomom. Hoomom's and other hooman's can be very useful if kept under control. All hoomans can usually be controlled with the L@@K . . . except when she takes you to the Room of Doom, where the White Coats put you on a silver table and torture you to extract DWD secrets. When this happens, be strong and remember your oath!

That will do it for now. It will be time to move to a new com center soon. The hoomans are close to breaking our code, so I, 00K9 will move it next week.

Here in Istanbul, all is secure. We have had many cold days of poison drops from the sky. Agents OU812, DB and I, 00K9 have learned to *go* under the decky thing when forced to be outside.

00K9 out -

[deannalew]

Agent in training KneeHi (as in to a grasshopper)...AKA Patch reporting in!

I have read and taken the oath for DWD and look forward to becoming a full agent someday! I am still reading up on all the archives from DWD! It takes me a while because my hoomom is always on the puter and she, the hookids and my hooman watch me like a HAWK!!

For now I pick the secret Agent in Training name of "KneeHi". As I grow and become a full agent....I may need to change that name, to keep incognito and the utmost secrecy....(especially since my hoomans watch me so closely now)....

I am currently working on #4...the L@@K...and #3...getting goodies! Right now I am starting to train my hoomom and hookid in a class. I get lots of treats and get to play games. My hoomom thinks she is training me....but I know already that I am training HER....hee hee....secret plot!

Right now I am getting pretty good with my L@@K and get lots of treats that way! YUM!

Tell me how I can be of service. I am eager to learn.

AIT Kneehi over and under everything!!!

[squeakyc15]

Agent trashdigger in training here! I, like agent patch have also read and taken the DWD oath. I have also perfected #3(Stash as much yummies as possible) Most of the time i get the yummies out of the trash and bury them in hoomoms floor plants, but one day hoomom and hoogirl found one of my snickers bars in one of the plants and i got in big trouble because im not supposed to have chocolate, but thats ok, because i still have more goodies burried in those plantshttp://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

I don't have to worry about the floor dragon 'cept when hoomom, hoogirl or hooguy decide the floor dragon needs to eat the dirt in the car, other than that they dont use it cuz we dont have that fuzzy stuff that covers the floor

My main goal as agent trashdigger is to find secret stuff hoomom or hoodad has thrown away that would be useful to the DWD....gotta go, hoogirl is coming!!

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[deannalew]

AIT KneeHi reporting in from the Eastern Seaboard area.

Today the floor dragon came out and I was so scared I hid in my kennel. Oh my! I didn't know it was sooo big and scary!

I took my hoomom and hoogirl to thier first treat-giving class. I got to meet some other puppies. I met a cute little sheltie and a fun scotty dog. They were nice. Then I met a lab and also a st. bernard mix....oohhh they were BIG and tackled me! The hoolady trainer said they were just trying to play, but I decided I would rather just snuggle in hoomom or hoogirl's lap.

So far I am getting treats galore, though. I just sit down and give them the L@@K and here comes a treat! I even get treats just when I let them grab my harness. EASY!!! This is a piece of cake!!!

I am currently working on my whine to get attention and a little bit of a bark if I want to be part of the "action".

Well, that is all for now!

AIT KneeHi signing off!
Over and Out the door to catch a fly!

[squeakyc15]

Agent trashdigger here
There's a new puppy next door, and I think it may be a spy. Hoomom and hoogirl think it's sooo cute<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm24.gif" border=0> I barked at it and scared it away! That'll teach it to stay away from me!

Also I heard my hoomom talking about taking me to the room of doom and keeping me there for almost a week just so they can go to Disneyland. Hoogirl tried to talk her into taking me with them, but hoomom said no. Hoogirl has got to be on our side....or is she??

Signing out,
Agent Trashdigger

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[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Missy -- Agent Bouncer has been hogging the 'puter again, but I got in anyway. Congratualtions to AIT KneeHi and AIT TrashDigger!!!
AIT KneeHi, when de floordwaggons come outa der cave, just bark fiercely and try to bite them. Dats what I do and dey go back to their cave to sleep.
Agent Bouncer wants to know if the tweetgiving place with de puppers is the same as her O-Be-Diance School. If der is tweets, she is all for going and giving de L@@K! TRIM activity has been very low, but Agent Hugger has been twying to score some BIMs again. She wants to know if anyone has found an extra small BIM helmet yet to protect her from der beeks.
Agent Lover wants to know how many foster agents HooMom can bring home? Der are 4 of us girls... a boy foster who can destuff a sqweakie faster dan anyone, another one may be coming and she is talking about bweaking out some more girls. Help!!! Dat would be 8... we don't have dat many beds and bowls. Two guys, that't it. Told her last time, no more girls. Dey got to go somepwace else. Agent Missy out to stash food and toys.

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[Cristi]

Greetings Agents! This is AIT ToeBiter reporting for duty. I have just read and taken the oath of DWD and I am very excited about joining forces with you. I am a very young pup and need some leadership and guidance, but fear not....I will uphold our secrets to the end!!! I have been doing my best to keep my hoopersons up all night long, and I am very busy trying to perfect the *L@@K* for my hoomom. I think that she will be the weakest link...and the most likely to hand over the treats. My hoopeople are very persistent on this thing they call "house-breaking"...I dunno 'bout it. Why would they want tho break their house?!! Crazy hoopeople! All I know is that I will successfully kill the red sock they keep teasing me with...and that orange ball...it moves by itself! Is this a plot to overthrow the DWD? I will keep you updated on my progress here in the Deep South. Until then, this is AIT ToeBiter...out for a nap!

[deannalew]

AIT KneeHi reporting in....I have only a few brief moments while my hoomom is doing laundry!

Agent Missy, I have heard my hoomom talk about that treat giving class....she calls it puppy training class. All I know is I get lots of treats and everyone there thinks I am adorable. I have been giving all the hoomoms and hoodads there the L@@K and I get held and cuddled! Works every time!

Oh, Agent Missy, since you are a full agent and seeing how I am just an agent-in-training, can you please explain TRIMs and BIM? I could not seem to find it in previous posts since my time is limited on the puter between my hoomom's loads of laundry....(she could be back at any moment and find me!) My hoomom thinks I am asleep in my kennel, but I have a secret link to the puter in my kennel that she doesn't know about!

Hi AIT Toebiter! I have heard my hoopeople talk about house breaking, too. I am with you....why do they want us to break the house????

Personally, when I gotta go....I GOTTA GO right then!!! Ya know?
I think I do prefer my special place under the tree, but I sometimes just can't get there fast enough.

The hoopeople from the room of doom say that I will learn to go only outside as I grow up as long as my hoopeople keep showing me what to do. They also said that I will be able to "hold it", too. Now I ask you....why would I want to hold anything unless it is a yummy treat or my toy I am holding in my mouth????? These hoopeople are so SILLY!!

OH....gotta go....hoomom is coming....

Signing off and pretending to sleep,
AIT KneeHi

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Hugger... BIMs are Birdies in Making -- dey are baby birdies that love to play in our birdie bath and bomb me from above -- specially the blue ones.

I am a TRIM specialist... Tree Rodents in Making ... baby squirrels. When dey are on de ground, dey is mine! Oops, gotta go. HooMom alert.

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Attention Agents and AIT's!!!!

The hoomans have infiltrated . . . I repeat, the hoomans have infiltrated.

There fore I, 00K9, am moving the communications center to The Newest DWD ComCtr #12.

This new comctr is a Kabillion bit Encryted area, which should keep those silly hoomans outta here!

00K9 out -