DWD Secret ComCtr #9

[Mark]

Agent 00K9 here,

Welcome to our new Communications Center!

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in at last! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
HooMom has been away and left sitters with us ... and left Agent Missy at the doctor's office. Agent Missy did not sleep or eat, so she is really catching up now. Then HooMom brought home another one of those foster agents to spend the night last night. She talked trash to me and I got in trouble when I told her off. HooMom said I should stay out of her face because she has a tooth 'fection... but I say, trash is trash. Sides she got my spot in bed last night and I didn't like it one bit.

It is cold and we have had poison drops falling, but the fur is still in the trees and something HooMom calls "Thanksgiving" is coming up. She says we will have 6 extra hoopeople and Agent Mickey - the Mouse and his step brother here. We've been stashing bones, treats, and squeeky toys just in case. Bouncer out, to sleep again... http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif

[Timber]

Agent Crumbsniffer repoting.......<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm17.gif" border=0>
Frozen poision drops fell yesterday. Momhoo took me for a walk in that! My coat is too small and the drops got all over me. Luckily, today the poision drops were not falling while were on our walk. The days are getting closer and close until I get nooturd.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm31.gif" border=0>

[weenie]

Agent Flytrap Reporting In For Duty!

Well, hoomom is getting ready for some kind of activity here. She keeps talking 'bout the "bafroom" getting "fixed"<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm6.gif" border=0>

All I can say is I feel very sorry for the toilet......do to my deductions, that is the only thing that could possibly get "fixed". The last time I heard that word I was the one that had parts missing http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/disgust.gif

Other than that, not much more here to report. I've been chasing and picking on kitties and giving hoomom "da l@@k" for tweets.

-over but definetly not out

Agent Flytrap

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[Timber]

Agent Crumbsniffer reporting......<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm17.gif" border=0>
Thanksgiving was great! I went to Grammas house and saw this really big Lab. She was no fun to play with because she's 12! I got lotsa tweets, including a really big one that took me 5 minutes to eet! I can't wait till next year!<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm12.gif" border=0>

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[Dolly's Mom]

Agent Fwytwap, Squeek here. Careful of any FIXING going on. Lay low agent! Lay low. Cwumbsniffter, gwad you got wots of tweets. We scarfed lots of thingies from mommy today.I think they were called Cheezits snax mix. No Gobble Gobble in site though. We did snag some of our favorite snackies last night.....shrimpies. Mommy made shrimp poppers and popped a shrimp in each of our muoufs. Papa wasn't feeling none too well today, so we performed dachsie healing tekniikes on him by licking his headache away....or trying to. Be sure Agente to give plenty of L@@KS all weekend to score more tweets.


Squeek out to give papa more medicine.


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[Meeka]

Agents Lollipop http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif & SWT <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm3.gif" border=0> reporting in to the new comm. center. Hoomom put us in jail for that Thanksgiving thing. She has me.....ME.. gulp .. on a diet. She said she didn't want me to get anything extra. I have to admit I am getting a youthful look again. Anyway green beanies are not so bad. (Don't tell hoomom but I kind a like them)!
Agent SWT got to mix it up with a cat today. I was upstairs with the hoosister and missed it. The dumb cat came into the house and hoomom didn't see it in time and agent SWT cornered it by the door. From what agent SWT told me the cat was a pretty good scrapper. Hoomom let the cat ourside before agent SWT could teach it a GOOD lesson though<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm10.gif" border=0> .
Thats all for now from Wisconsin.
agents Lollipop http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif & SWT <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm3.gif" border=0> signing out.

The cats are scratching!

[Heidismom]

Whew! Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in. We almost missed the news on the new command center, 'cause our hoomom hasn't been on the puter much, and when she was on, she didn't leave the puter room. But finally, today, she left for a bit so we could catch up and report in. We would like to vote to keep this "Thanksgiving" thing when the DWD takes over - this turkey meat with the green beans (and we even got a bit of gravee) is worthy of much future inspection. Now we are getting ready for something called Christmas, and we want every one to know - if it's a mess of some kind, we did not do it! We have had to battle with the floor dragon a lot lately - our hoomom keeps muttering about "company" and dirty carpets! Today Agent Nod got to go with out hooaunt to her house to visit, but Agent Blinkin' put up such a fuss, so hoomom took us to the hooaunt's house to visit and then we all came home. (We have some canine cousins (non-dachsies) that want us to talk about DWD - 'cause the found this place on their hoomom's 'puter, but we are not talking! Our trees are now starting to lose their fur, and we are not getting the clear slippery stuff, but we do have the crunchy grass. Do we have DWD scientists working to eliminate these problems? Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod signing off.

[Timber]

Agent Crumbsniffer<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm17.gif" border=0>reporting..........

Something totally weird happened yesterday! Momhoo came home and she had these really scary things on her face. They are clear and have these little wires that go on her ears. The fam keeps callin' 'em glasses. Whatever that is......

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in, finally!!! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
We had extra HooPeople for Thanksgiving, so the 'puter has been off limits. Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod, I too think that this Thanksgiving thing could be good for DWD if we worked it right. No doggies in jail(specially agents), no with-holding turkey or other goodies, no going shopping without bringing back lots of doggie treats and toys. Our HooUncle and HooAunt tried to bring home goodies for our cousins, so we opened the bag to make sure they were DWD approved. The best one came from something called "Sam's." It was a big bucket filled with Beggin' strips. HooMom got us some too, so we left them alone.

The tree fur is turning colors and falling. OOK9, did you find out how Hoomons do that??? Agent Squeek...send shrimpees. Repeat, send shrimpees. I want to try some, pulease???

Oops, time to chase TRIMs. Bouncer outside, fast like a shot!

Agent Crumbsniffer, hoopeople use those "glasses" to look like 'telligent. Don't worry though, I don't think it helps them understand DWD communications.

[Shelbie]

Hello chaps, Agent Bowler reporting from London. My hoomum has found another way of trying to get me to tell DWD secrets. Yesterday evening she said we were going for a ride which I always enjoy sitting nice and snug on her knee. Imagine the horror when I was bundled into the back of the car in some sort of prison cell thing. Then, she got in the front and had the cheek to say to Hoodad "Just ignore her love, she'll stop in a minute" when I was half way through my protest song. Once again, the indignity was almost too much to bear. However, we went to Auntie 'stralian's who kept asking me "Whire's yer ligs ya dingo?" and laughing but she did give me a tiny bit of chicken and would have given me some of her birthday cake but Hoomum said no. She is so mean I very nearly didn't give her a big snuggle when we got home. have to wait til Christmas here in Blighty before we get turkey - anyway, I hope you all had a lovely day on your Thanksgiving which over here we call "normal Thursday" sigh<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm22.gif" border=0>

[Heidismom]

Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in again today from foggy CA. We watched hoomom click on a spot on the puter to track down all previus messages, so finally we were able to go back and read the glorious past deeds of the DWD. Now that we are up to speed, we need to know: 1 - do we need recruits from France? 2-do we need recruits from Japan,Korea, and China? Hoomom has friends there who used to stay with us to practice Eenglish, and we can use the email thingy to talk with potential DWD agents over there. We know we cannot swim far enuf to recruit them. We are proud to say that, unknowingly, we have furthered the cause of the DWD, because we have practiced the L@@K with the tongue for years. Agents Squeak and Grub may have seen Nod's photo, because our hoomom emailed their hoomom a piccy of Nod with the L@@K. We would like to see our hoomom in charge of tweets when the plan is fully carried out! She said we were having popcorn later, and she always shares. Also, hoomom always tells us when she will use the floor dragon so we can gird our loins for battle! We have a new monster at our house, and we think other agents must have one, also, by the description - we call ours the "Typhoon monster", 'cause it spits out water and sucks it back up, taking all our odors off the carpet. Ummm, hoomom is heading to the cabinet where the popcorn is.....agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod signing off.

The popcorn is white and the taste is yummy! <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm2.gif" border=0>

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[Mark]

00K9 here, reporting from Istanbul . . .

Yes Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod . . . we do need Agents to infiltrate the areas that you have mentioned. We have solid strongholds throughout the US, Canada and England, but our worldwide domination efforts have been hampered because of the lack DWD Agents in those areas.

It's been a crazy several weeks here. Hoomom was gone to Tecks-siss for 2 1/2 weeks . . . we kept hoodad busy so he wouldn't be lonely. And for most of that time he was sick . . . so we had to take care of him, too. Hoomom only got back on Thanx-givving, so there was no big fancy meal for us to scarf. In fact, they had the nerve to go out for dinner after the Lye-unns won some silly game on the Sound & Picture Box.

Oops . . . here comes hoodad,

00K9 - out of time

[isobelsmom]

Agent Ghost reporting . . .Went to Dee-troyt with the Hoomom for Thanksgiving to see HooGrampa. I had sooooo much yummy stuff that Hoomom has put me on a very restricted diet. <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm10.gif" border=0> It's not my fault that I am so cute and people fed me ham and turkey and shrimpees with homemade cocktail sauce and pie and stuffing and oh my the list do go on and on . . .When Hoomom found out all my many fans was sneaking me stuff you woulda thought that the end was near she was so mad. I just smiled and gave the L@@K and scored more sneaky snacky items. Wow! Those hoopeoples up there sure are open to dachsie control and to Da L@@K. I think we should start our world domination campaign there since they are sooooo weak.

00K9- I watched that Ly-ons game with the hoomom and hoogrampa and thought it was silly. But it opened up many opportunities to score more shrimpees and stuffed celery. I can't wait for Christmas---the spread is even bigger, I hear http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/wow.gif

Hoomom started a new job so she can make more money to spend on me and the others. We are also moving to a new house here in London. Hoomom is so stressed that all of us here are acting silly to cheer her up. But, she doesn't seem to see the humor in all that we do . . . like eating entire rolls of tp; or tipping the trash can to help her sort through the stuff we are going to take with us; or even how we are helping her to rearrange the stuff she's packed to make sure it's all in the boxes. We're just tryin' to help and she isn't appreciating our efforts at all <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm21.gif" border=0>

It's time to tuck the hoomom into bed as she has a long day tomorrow and it's way past her bedtime!

Agent Ghost out and in the mood for some sweet dreams <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm33.gif" border=0>

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[Heidismom]

<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm1.gif" border=0> Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod here: Our hoomom has not taken away the fur dropped by the trees. This is fun stuff to play in, but she is telling us that the floor dragon has to come out, 'cause we are bringing in too many of the featherz on our feeties. We heard hoomom chuckling over an email thingy that she got about "the queen" taking us back since we don't have a president yet. If this is true, maybe we'd better quick take over! It may be the perfect time to have our DWD takeover! Off to search for a little something, snackwise. Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod signing off

[Dukey's Mom]

Pssst....Agent PEST here!

I have a new DWD oath. All Agenbts should raise their right paw and say the following

Paw in air, the oath is " We Pee" I know, short , but effective!

Hoomans are bringing the woods into the house. It must be a plot, why would you put those trees that kept their fur in the house? It gets worse fellow agents, they put all these things on it, and then stare at it with a really silly look on their face!

I am not sure how we agents should handle this. Agent PEST, open for any suggestions. Agent Squirt is a very concerned, next they will bring in the goforaride monster.

PEST out and low

The Squirrel has landed

We tried to reason with them, we

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in. http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
My HooMom brought home a strange tree this weekend. I have observed it for very long periods of time and it has not tree smell. It turns different colors ... something called "fiber optic." I think it is magical because when HooMom goes and touches it, it starts sparkling and changing. Agent Hugger is very confused by it and tried to scare it by barking. Agent Lover said she cannot see things clearly any more, but it does not seem threatening to her since it does not smell or move toward her. Have other agents seen such trees? The outside trees still have lots of fur, but it does not look like the magic tree.

Agent Pest, we have all taken the new oath, but where should we do this? Agent Hugger did it on the new bedspread and we all got in trouble. Agent Bouncer back to observing the magic tree for suspicious activity.

[Shelbie]

Agent Bowler here, hello chaps! Yes Agent Bouncer, my Hoomum has the same sort of tree - I saw it last year and I think she's planning to put it in the living room again very soon. I think it is some sort of dachsie hypnosis device that the Hoomums have invented. Has your Hoomum put losts of little parcels with bows and stuff on them underneath it yet? My Hoomum did last year which was just asking for trouble if you ask me! She says this year all the presents are going in the cupboard until the "last minute".
That is fine by me as long as they don't scratch my new Bond-style DWD agent transport which I use now. Well, I was getting far too sophisticated for travelling on Hoomum's knee - I pretended to make a fuss first of all but it really is rather spiffy as we say over here<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm11.gif" border=0>

[Mark]

00K9 here,

What is up with these hoomans and these strange trees that don't smell like trees? Hoodad and hoomom put one together then the put all kinds of different stuff on it to make it light up and glitter. But that's not all!!! Then they put tree fur with lights all around the windows. Is this a signal to other hoomans about DWD plans. It happens every year when it's cold outside . . . yet I detect no purpose for warming or otherwise in these things. We must get to the bottom of things and find out if this will stand in the way of completing our mission for world domination.

00K9 - confused and out

[Timber]

Oh no!!!!!! Momhoo says I'm getting nooturd TOMORROW!!! The worst part of it all is I won't be able to eat breakfast OR lunch! Momhoo's giving me a lot of cookies today, though, so that's always good. I 'm so scared,please wish me luck!<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm31.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm31.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm31.gif" border=0>

[Shelbie]

Come along Agent Crumbsniffer, stiff upper lip and all that. Just remember all the fuss that will be made over you afterwards for days!! Sending special big brave dachsie rayz over the pond, Agent Bowler

[Timber]

Agent Crumbsniffer reporting........... Well, it's over. I got nooturd yesterday. I stayed there for a really long time and got a needle pocked into me and then I brerathed in this funny stuff and fell asleep. I dreamed of chasing squirrels and badgers and sleeping my momhoo. Next thing I know, I was really tired and was put in a small, metal cage. I was so hungry and missed momhoo. When I got home, momhoo gave me a special tweet of soft, meaty food. It came from a can. But momhoo only gave me a some. I was still soooo hungry after I finished. Then an hour later and I got somw more. Now THAT'S more like it! It's weird, though. I feel like I'm missing something, but I don't know what.

[Heidismom]

Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in - Hey, our hoomom was reading on the puter about a dachsie who was burying treats in the blankie roots these new inside trees have! This sounds like a good idea to us. Mom has blankie roots for ours, and Nod thinks there are lots of ways to do it! (She would, too!) We think there are dachsie prezzys under that tree, but we can only be in there when hoomom is, so we have to be extra careful sneaky! We had popcorn this afternoon - our hoomom is really good at sharing. Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod signing off.
The popcorn was white and it was gooooood.

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
HooMom has been busy making candy with pecans in it (pray-leenz) and we agents have been helping. She has also been wrapping big boxes with colored paper. I, Agent Bouncer, have been a BIG HELP! I hold the boxes down so they cannot be moved. The strange tree is still changing colors, but the real trees outside have been losing all of their fur. And something else ... it has gotten really cold. I have discovered that even wire-hairs should burrow under covers. But there is something that is really strange happening this afternoon, it is very cold and this white stuff is falling. Have other agents been observing this white stuff? It is very strange. I have never seen it before in my 2 years. HooMom called it snow and said we might have freezing rain tonight. Have any other agents seen the freezing stuff? What should I do? Agent Lover says she has seen it many times in her 13 years and to watch out when I run out the doggy door tonight or I will be in serious trouble. How much touble can rain be? I can handle poison drops... Agent Crumbsniffer, glad to hear that you have survived your visit to the Room -- even if you are missing something. Our doctors gave us a first aid kit for Christmas (cause we shared some of our pray-leenz with everyone at the clinic). Now we can do all sorts of things if we can get in the box. Agent Bouncer out to figure out what "Hydrogen Peroxide" is and what you do with tweezers.... http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif

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[Timber]

What is this white, cold stuff? When you step in it, you sink! It is fun, though. I love to jump through it. It tastes good too!

Agent Crumbsniffer<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm30.gif" border=0>

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting back. http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
Our cold stuff is clear and it coats everything. It makes the grass and tree fur crunchy and there are lots of tree limbs on the ground (some of them as large as trees). HooMom has been dragging them around the house and cutting them up. We also have the moving/talking picture box line down. I have never seen anything like this. When you go out the doggie door you slide on what looks like wet stuff. Think I may stay in, except Hugger stole my bone. Bouncer out to figure out something to do with the foul-mouthed Hugger. Oops, HooMom showed up and confiscated the bone... sorry Hugger, you should watch your language.

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

HEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!

There is 14" of this cold, white stuff with 4 more inches coming by tonight. OU812 has no trouble with it and even enjoys romping through it, but Agent DB and I get swallowed up and I'm afraid if we get lost in it . . . no one will be able to find us! These hoomans are very hard to understand, why would they wanna drop all this "sno" (that's what they call it, right?) on everything? And it's way too cold for my little Dachsie feeties. Another thing I noticed is that IT IS MAGICAL. We can have the white stuff (sno) all over us, come in the house and IT TURNS IN TO WATER!!!!!!!! Yikes! What's up with that?

If anyone knows the hooman's purpose behind this . . . please report in.

Oops . . . here comes hoodad -

00K9 - out (in the cold)

[Dukey's Mom]

Pssssst...PEST here!

Agent 00k9, we may be able to help, I heard hoomom saying we were getting "snow" tonite.

The Fremont Agents will investigate this stuff, turns to water huh? This sounds like a plot against DWD, we will report back in...um, will Agent Squeek need extra protection? He is the littlest Agent. I don't want him to get swallawed up by this stuff, he is the best at conning the hoomans for food.

The ants are marching

PEST out and low!

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Pest, my old friend . . . how have you been? Please do investigate this hooman plot . . . now the hoomans on the picture & sound box are saying SIX MORE INCHES!!!

00K9 - out and going to bed for the duration http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in on the frozen stuff. http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
The frozen clear stuff is gone! I repeat, it is gone. It must be magic! The ground is wet, but there is no crunchy stuff and the TRIM's are running wild -- almost caught one this morning!

Agents 00K9 and Pest, what do you think the HooPeople do with this stuff. If they control the weather, is there a way to take over the control for our own purposes. Agent Bouncer out to get lost in some serious zzzz's.

[Heidismom]

Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod reporting in: Are you guys having trouble with the frozen poison? Agent Winkin' says she has played in it since she was a pup ( 14 years ago) and it's no big deal - if it was a hooman plot it woulda done somepin'by now!
We are greatly enjoying the house tree - there are prezzys under it and Agent Blinkin' says our fur kitty cousins in Iowa helped wrap 'em! Agent Nod was the onliest wanting popcorn today, but that may be cause Agent Winkin' was sleeping in hoomom's jim? bag again, and hoomom thinks it is SO funny! We think something is up because the hooman godchild called this morning to check on the Krismus party - goodies! yum, yum, yum! Agents Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod signing off.
The popcorn was good and it was white.

[Mandy]

Agent Giggle Monster here. I figured out how to watch the mommy wrap all of our lovely gifts the other day. This is a must do.....you must make certain that they do not slip you anything yucky...we are getting really good stuff....can't wait to open presents. I love that wrapping paper stuff!

Agent Snuggle Butt is sick. Mommy and Daddy are very worried about him. Mommy took us to the doctor today to get him checked out and I heard them say they will take again first thing in the morning. He hasn't moved much this evening and doesn't want to play. Mommy and Daddy are taking turns laying by him and we are all spending the night on the living room floor instead of the "big bed." Send lots of dachsie rays this way!

Giggle Monster not so giggly right now

[Meeka]

Agent Lollipop http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif checking in.

Agent SWT and I send healing dosie rays to agent Snuggle Butt. Keep guard over him agent Giggle Monster. Do you have any of this SNO stuff there? Could it have made agent snuggle butt sick?<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm19.gif" border=0> I have seen 10 years of the sno come and go and everything seems okay but you never know about those evil Hoomans<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm21.gif" border=0>
Agent SWT makes trails for me to get off the deck but then I'm on my own as she runs off to play and chase the BIMS. My frito feeties get so cold.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm31.gif" border=0>
Agent Lollipop http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif signing off.

Feeties freeze in the SNO

[TessieMom]

Agent Snuggle Butt, this is Agent Missy (Kibby) and I am sending a whole truckload of healing dachsie rays from me and Bouncer, Lover and Hugger. Get well soon!!! Christmas is coming up and you need to be in top Agent shape to score lots of goodies! Missy out to sleep some more.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm34.gif" border=0>

[Timber]

The 1st step into DWDing the world is to have a plan. I snuck to the puter while momhoo wasn't home and created a town on simcity 3000 unlimited. I named the town DWD Headquarters. Agent 00k9, I named you mayor. There is no oceans for people to cross, so they can't get there. No airports will be built. Write me for more info or tips.

Agent Crumbsniffer<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm5.gif" border=0>

[Mandy]

Agent Snuggle Butt here....feeling much better thanks to all of you who sent dachsie rays to me....and yes, it was most undoubtedly the evil SNO that made me have my bad owie! It is EVIL...beware the SNO! The SNO tripped me and made by back hurt.....EVIL, I tell you! But, I did use the L@@K and have gotten all sorts of things out of it...I have had the mommy and daddy doing my every wish....he, he, he.....http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif

About these presents....has everyone found out what they are getting? Agent Giggle Monster has been on constant surveillance....we get lots of presents because Daddy celebrates Christmas and Mommy celebrates Yule......so that means extra dachsie presents for ME...us, us I mean Agent Giggle Monster...sure I plan to share....ahem....anyway.....we know some of the presents, but the Mommy has more hidden that we haven't seen...also can't wait from packages from Aunts and Uncles who always send us presents because the Mommy just dosen't buy enough for us.....http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/huh.gif

I saw some of that stuff they call money...and I'm pretty certain that it is paper with green stuff on it...and I saw on tv that paper is made out of trees.....Daddy told me something about money not growing on trees, but that just doesn't make sense if paper is tree stuff (I think maybe tree poop). Anyway, there are lots of trees outside (I know because Giggle Monster and I make the mommy and daddy take us to every single one when we go on walks). http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/walking.gif

I will keep you informed on anything new....we must plot to get rid of the SNO....evil stuff I tell you.....and then...when we go inside, they make us stand while they wipe us off...oh, the indignity!

Snuggle Butt over and out......ZZZZZZZZZ...

[Mark]

00K9 here . . .

Well done Agent Crumbsniffer! A DWD HQ to call our own and no traveling to get there. Cool!

Can it be designed with plenty of things to chase . . . like LEHRs, woodrats, etc.? Can we also have sloogs to do battle with? And please say you made it with no SNO! If not for the rest of us . . . do it for Agent Snuggle Butt.

Mayor Agent 00K9 - end trans

[Dolly's Mom]

Agents Grub and Squeek here. Whew!! We are again having a terrible time sneeking on to the puter to check out DWD doings. Agent Snuggle Butt, are you well now? Sno??? Wuzzat? We've never seen the stuff, thank goodness. Now those big wet drops that fall from the sky, that's another matter. We don't like those things at all! <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm4.gif" border=0> A city to call our own. That's BRILLIANT!! Hope there are plenty of dachsie buffets we can eat at....WELL, THEY DON'T CALL ME GRUB FOR NOTHING YOU KNOW! The Squeek is still trying the hoomommy and hoopapa's patience by piddling in the house. She gets in trubbo about every night. I say she needs diapers. GRUB, THAT'S NOT NICE TO TALK ABOUT MY TADDISHON. U R'nt BN NICE.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm33.gif" border=0>
Off to help papa clean up the kitchen. (slurp)<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm35.gif" border=0>
The Grub and Squeek out and underfoot.

[Timber]

I have outlawed sno and the only ground is fresh green grass with plenty of places to swim. Somehow, though these simhoos moved in! I think I'll send a disaster of some sort and without warning to get those simhoos out! If that doesn't work, I'll raise tackses real high and they will move out or fire you. Let's just hope they move out.

Agent Crumbsniffer<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm5.gif" border=0>

[Mandy]

Dis is Agent Giggle Monster. Agent Snuggle Butt is playing with his baby and the mum and dad are at work. So, I have the 'puter to myself. Lots of dings going on here....

We got more of the evil SNO last night.....oooohhhh.....Dis morning the mummy fell in it and I jumped on her and laffed. I tissed her to make her feel better. Dats my job...well, I also eat and kill bad toys...

Anyhow.....we are all going on a trip. We are going to go back to Kansas for a few days. Agent Snuggle Butt used to live der with do mummy and daddy, but I have never been der. And we get to stay in hotels! What are these? Are they like big blankees?

'Nother thing....I heard talk of maybe getting another big bruder. Is Agent Snuggle Butt my big bruder 'cause he is bigger den me or cause he is older den me or what? Anyone else gots more den one big bruder? Is it bad? Das dat mean we would get more toys??? I like dat.

I have to go practice the look while laying on my back....

Watch out for the SNO....make sure to cover up all yellow SNO!

Giggle Monster.....on his back, laughing his tail off

[TessieMom]

Agent Bouncer reporting in. http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif
I like the idea of a SimPlace to control by DWD!!! HooMom told us we are going to New Mexico to visit all of our cousins tomorrow! It will be great: 8 dogs and one cat!!! Gizzie won't be there long though...he always hides out when we come to visit. We are going to transport a rescue dog to New Mexico too. Think there could be snow while we are there, so send some rays to get rid of the cold stuff!!!

Bouncer, Lover, Hugger, and Missy sending good wishes to all agents for lots of Christmas goodies under the trees with toys and snackies for all DWD agents -- after all, we have all been very good this year! Bouncer out to score some treats.

[Mandy]

Snuggle Butt here...important message for all....in two days...on Thursday, 21 December....it will be Yule....this is also calle dthe Winter Solstice. This is a very important night as it is the loooongest night of the year...very important for us 'cause we can sneak around and get all sorts of snacks in the dark. We need plans for this night...it could be very beneficial in our plan to take over the world.

For now, put on your invisible cloaks (also known as blankets) and find out what you can. Evryone report back here tommorow and we will formulate our plan for Thursday. Good luck to you all.

Snuggle Butt magically disappears.....

[Bart]

Agent Snuggle Butt here again. I made a very important discovery last night. our current mode of invisible shields (blankets) can be very bulky. Last night, i discovered that if you wrap yourself inside of a scarf (those thingys the hoomans wear on their necks when they take us out)then it is much easier to get around and sneak treats. Everyone be sure to use this to find out what special treats you are getting for the holidays. Scarves are much better invisible shields because they do not drag all over the place. Not to mention....they are just as warm http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/cool.gif

This is Agent Snuggle Butt off to sneak more treats.http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/facelick.gif

[Bart]

Agent Giggle Monster here. Agent Snuggle Butt is laying down...his tummy hurts from all of the tweats he stole last night while he was wearing the ivisible scarf. I gots to steal dat scarf tonight! http://dachsie.org/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif Anyways, I have the 'puter all to myself now.

They twied to take us for a walk in dat horible SNO dis morning. I don't mind jumping in de SNO or eating it, its just dat it is sooooo cold. I have since fwigured out dat if I grab de toilet paper and pull it thwough de entire house, dat it wooks just like dat SNO stuff. It is just as fwun to play in....But it so much warmer. maybe de mummy and daddy will let us go pottie in our fake SNO...do you dink dey will notice it's not weal?

Everyone steawl scarves tonite....if yous can't get a scawf, den get a blankee....den tomawo nite wen it gets dark.....sneak into de kitchen and steal tweats!

Agent Giggle Monster leaving to make my 'fake' SNO fort in de wiving room...

p.s. I know I can use dos glove dings for something!

[wireweiners]

Agent D'Whoppa reporting in. I had my first birthday on December 8 so I am no longer a Junior Agent but a full fledged DWD agent.
It has been very cold here in LA (Lower Arkansas). We have not had any of that snow stuff but we did have nasty frozen drops that our mom hooman called sleet. The alpha hooman of our state closed the state offices so our hoomom got to stay home from work. Everything was great, we were all snuggling on the sofa watching the sound and picture box when everything went dark. Mom said the sleet made the 'lectricity go off. Mom built a fire in the hole for fire but it was still pretty cold. We all had to snuggle together to keep warm. Mom was really glad when the lights came back.

We have been invaded by meeses. We have meece hunts in the kitchen every night. Agent Backhoe lies in wait in the dining room waiting for a meese to show itself. Mom sets traps every night and it is our job to alert her when a meese is caught. The other night a meese ran under the living room chair. Agent Backhoe and Agent Mata Hari tried to remove the meese from the chair and made some big holes in it. Mom was NOT HAPPY <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm4.gif" border=0> . She said all we were going to get in our Christmas stocking was ashes and switches! <IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm19.gif" border=0> We have one of the treeswithlights in our house. Agent Fuzzylips keeps barking at it. Mom says no every time we even try to sniff it.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm36.gif" border=0>

Agent D'Whoppa and the Rivendell agents say Stay Warm to all our fellow DWD agents, Merry Christmas to the agents celebrating Christmas, Merry Yule to those celebrating the Solstice and Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish agents.<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm38.gif" border=0>

[Heidismom]

Agents Winkin',Blinkin', and Nod reporting in - something really fishy is goin' on - we posted a message last night and how come it's not on? Must be another hooman plot! We wish to report a terrible Chrismus gift - all dachsies beware!!! There are toys for the hookids out there called "Poochis" and "Teknos", and they are causing hoomans to ignore us! Our hoomom and hooaunt gave the godchildren some and spent the evening watchin' 'em wag tails, sing and other dumb stuff! Calling all agents - destroy all Poochis and Teknos - or at least hide the batteries! We did manage to snag some goodies from the godchildren, though, having strategically placed ourselves between their chairs!<IMG SRC="http://dachsie.org/ubb/cwmsmilies/cwm1.gif" border=0>We are hoping our hoomom makes pupcorn - our new name for delectable tweets- 'cause she got some more thingies to put in the popper for the microwave. Uh... what's that? Umm, hoomom is heading to the kitchen...Nod says she's openin' the cabinet where the pupcorn is... we are over and out. The pupcorn is white and it will be good!