A Midsummer Night's ComCenter #30

[willsana]

Swift as a shadow, short as any dream;
Brief as the lightning in the collied night.

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, DWD

Dis bein' a goodly new ComCenter! We will all be able to safely post our mission 'ports 'n' other communiques.

Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere.

We will continue our fight for World Domination where evers we are, where evers we go! We will fight the goodly fight. We will mold dis world to our biddin's. We will control da hoomans 'n' get all da bestest treats 'n' toys!

BA-ROOOO!

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.
O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd!
She was a vixen when she went to school;
And though she be but little, she is fierce.

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.

[EdieBird]

Dis is AIT Zoom-soom portin' in!

I finded a monster yessirday! It libs in a funny-looking kennel made all of green wire and it has a sharp mouth and two pink feets and it makes weird noises! Momma says it's always bin there but I don't beleev her cuz I only saw it for da first time yesserday. (an she calls it "Peanut" and says it's a lovebird) I must do more sniffing round and figure out why dis birdie duzzint fly away and why it can talk like a hoomom!

AIT Zoom-zoom signing off!

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

The hoogwandawtas came tew visit on Sunday. When dey went to da stawe, Ah got down dey's food bag and ate a peanut butta sandwich. Yum, that was good. Ah got lots of belly wubs fwom da hoogwandawtas.

Otha den dat, it's been vewy quiet heah.

SC out --

[Heidismom]

:wahooo: Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in! I was afraid to post in the last comcenter, cause Hoomom was sniffin' around there! I am berry glad to see this new and secure com. My big mission right now is stayin' cool. It has been berry hot, over 100 of those degrees for the last 6 days, and the guy in the talking box says it'll be hot today, too. I had a good barkday 6 dinners ago - a new collar, a new toy, and some new treats. I didn't get to go with Hoomom to see those 'sploshuns in the sky that hoopeople call "fireworks" - but I did get to play with some little hoopeople called "twins". Needless to say, I totally enthralled them by giving them the l@@k! Agent Sleepy, over and out! The eggies are good! Repeat: the eggies are good!

[abiose]

Ohhhh, I'm glad I found this new chanel :happy030:

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

After zee long long vinter spending napping, I can lay under zee sun :Sun2: sleeping in peace :happy030:, zee reason why I'm not around very much :snooze: but I may have a very important mizzion in zee near future as... changing country :wahooo: zee reason why I must rest zee more I can.

Azent Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:
returning to her nap :snoopy:

[Leslie]

AIT McButter Pants checking in

Iz didn'tgets to post before cuz da hoomomma awayz wooking over derchoulder. my bwothers a sis are keepings a wook out as I twpe dis now so I say dis fast Do nots rolls in da bird poops on yo missions my fellow awgents its wesorts in gettings dats funny smellings water pouwed on youz.
gwood lucks

over and out

[kerie0408]

Dis is Ajint Silly Dog---I is so berry berry sorry dat I hab not 'ported in for a berry long time.

I am still taking care of dee hoomom. She still hab tiny hooperson in her belly. Her belly gettin' bigger but do not worry, I kin still git comfirtable on her lap:thumbup2:

I am berry sad to wepawt dat my hoomom has developed a condishin in her great big heart. I weally fink it is because her heart is so big!!! I know her heart is big because she has been going on da 'puter and tellin' some people how to git dawgs wifout supportin' dem puppy mills. She don't feel good and sometimes hard to breathe. When it gits real bad, all she kin do is pet me. One time she got so skered and she was petting me and she cried. I got tears on me but I was so behaved dat I did not do any zoomies even dough I wike to do zoomies if any water gits on me.

Fer her condishin, hoomom had to go to a few different rooms of doom to see different types of white coats dat all spechalize in different tings fer hoomans. She had to find out if she will be okay and if little hooperson in dee belly will be okay. Dee udder day she got real mad because a lady dat werks at one of dee woom of dooms was mean to my hoomom on dee tellie-phone. I don't wike dee woom of doom but I am willing to go dere and :punch: dat lady out. Hoomom has to keep seeing dee white coats but dey believe that dat hoomom and dee tiny person in her belly gonna be okay :hearts: :hearts:. I still would be so berry greatful if some of dee ajints kin :pray::pray: fer my hoomom and dee little hooperson in her belly. Also mebbe you kin help me find a way to say tank you to my hoodad. He goes to ebery woom of doom appointment wif my hoomom and he bwings her tweats and washes all dee clothes (and my blankies, too)!!

So, I hab been berry busy takin' care of dee hoomom and being dere when she needs to pet me :Sun2: :hearts:. But I hab not turned into a wimp er anyfing. I hab already been in big trouble fer eating a toy dat dee hooparents bought fer dee widdle hooperson. I took it when dey weren't looking. I continue to chase dee TWIMS, too.

As fer all yer mishuns--I hab missed a lot. Dere are new ajints dat I do not eben know.

McButters---Good warning about dee bird poop. Howebber, hoomom took me to a speshul place were daey gib dee baf and do dee butt squeezie and trim my toesies. I know it sounds terrible but dee hoopeople dat werk dere lubbed me so much and dey knew all dee spots to pet me. Dere were some great udder ajints dere but I was dee only HOtDOG. I didn't want to go home!!!!!!!

Bean La Doon--what you mean, you is changing country? Are you coming to the Island of Long, where I lib?

Dis is Silly Dog sayin' sorry again dat I hab missed so much!!!!! Thanks fer lttin' me tell you a widdle more about my fam-lee!

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here sitting up wif my hoomom who gots her share of physical ailments. But nothing as concerning as those of hoomom of Silly Dog. If I wuz on the island of Long which I would love to be, I would also give a piece of my very fine mind to any mean white coats. My hoomom used to work in a very intensive white coat place wif dat stephoscope and she used to come home smellin like a goat. Be clear here-don't wanna offend our fellow critters,the goats. We is doing our doggy pwayers for your hoomom.
And Little Bird- What a fabulous poet you is. I actually found the last one to be perticularly inspiring.
And Bean LaDoon- coming to the US maybe- hey-mebbbe you can even pass near "Smallbunny". Hoodad and hoomom might pass through da French north pole this summer if they kin git arrangement to take care of my 18 yr old brudder (he's a geriatric rat terrier).
And Little Bird- keep some of that philosophical poetry coming!

[abiose]

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Azent Bean La Doon checking in :sad3:

While napping, I was aware of what my humans were doing and most of all, saying. It came to my attention that I'm on my way to deal with zee white coats tomorrow morning *CRY* help2:

I heard them talking about my teeth and this person "Anastasia"... that plus they said to Dr C***** that I had girly problems... which is normal as I'm a girl for dog shakes fneh!

I won't let any Ms/Mr anastasia being able to touch me so today will consist at digging a hole in between naps, while I'm in zee yard to run away :happy030:
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Bean La Doon--what you mean, you is changing country? Are you coming to the Island of Long, where I lib?

I'm not sure... zee little informations I got mentioned more :Sun2: so less winter, a triangle and also mentioned a strange lady, Caroline Dunord!?! Dunorth!?! North!?! So nothing about zee long island where you live.



Bean LaDoon- coming to the US maybe- hey-mebbbe you can even pass near "Smallbunny". Hoodad and hoomom might pass through da French north pole this summer if they kin git arrangement to take care of my 18 yr old brudder (he's a geriatric rat terrier).


I'm not sure but it may be the same country as zee small bunny.
Ohhhhh but are you coming for a mizzion in French North Pole? If so, we can share informazions at my secret dog cafe :happy030:

Now I should beg for zee door to start to dig my hole and run away.

Bean La Doon checking out :seeya:

[MicheleS]

Ajent Silly Dog - I hopes dat your hoomommy is doing better. I knows dat you gots a big misshun to take care of de hoomom. I will get my hoomom to :pray: for her. And I sends some :rayz::rayz::rayz::rayz:'s tpp.

I gots some infermashuns from de neighbor che-wa-wa. His hoomom had a tiny hooman in her bewwy, too. And den de hoomom went to the big hooman room of doom and came back with a hooman puppy. :faint: De hooman puppy takes wots of attenshen frwom de hoomom, but she wills still wuv you. You just hab to remind her dat you is de FIRST baby in de cave. I tink it would be fun to habe a hoobrudder or hoosister to pway wif.

Ajent Digger out!

[cunhvn]

:wavesmile:Hew-woo Ajins! PeeWee tis juss foun diz new cetner!

An Ajinz Silly Dog, I pways yur hoomom is doing bwetter, keep up da good work Silly Dog:rayz::pray:

I had a berry bizy week! My hoomom twook miz to da pwace called mexiko, I had wots of fun, and I gwave other hoomons the wook, you know da wook, an de jis cantz kweeps deir hanz off mez, an I gez tweetz dat waze too! I wike da ocean, and I wove to wole in da sand! Berry fun ting da do!

When weze gotz to da cave my hoomom had to go to a pwace called escrow and do a ting cwalled close, Ize don't kno watz it is but da hoomom iz berry berry happy nowz!

My hoomom had her oral surgery in da woom of doom! She saz it went berry well, and she did notz feel a ting, but she hurtz a wittle Ize kno!

I waz on a mizzion wast nite an Ize awmost cot a bunny wabbit, but dey are soo fass for me! Den I gotz into twoble for takin tweets frum a furfwiend visitin, hey he waznt eatin his tweets, wodn't youz take dem tooo?:Sun2:

Ize will be hangin wond da cave dis weeken, den da hoomommy haz to pak for da long twip for us to go on to da key wess...my hoomom wanz to go to too many pwaces! Bud Ize juss sweep moss da time, so iz ok!

Have a berry gud weeken all ajins!

PeeWee over n out!:D

[kerie0408]

PeeWee, yer mom had to go to a hooman woom o' doom, too? And dee cheee-huua-hua's mom dat ajint Digger knows went dere, too. And it sounds like Putty's mom has been dere at least once er twice fer her ailments. Dee hooparents need a lot of care don't dey? Well, tell her to feel better and to wear her faborite jammies. My hoomom wubs her faborite jammies!!!!

I went on a mishun today. Hoomom and hoodad took me to a pwace called a park. We had to stay near dee car an account of hoomom bein' so tired. Dey kept me attached to dee stoopid leash but it was a long leash!! We found a pwace to sit near a lake. A man came dere wif a long stick and dere was a string on dee stick and he put dee string into dee water. I barked at him when he trew dee string into dee water. Someone, please splain what he was doin!!??!! Den I chased some TWIMS and I smelled some udder ajints butts!!!!!! I tink I weecwuited many ajints to our cause and I am gwad to wepawt dat not one of dem was a bad guy.

After we left dee mishun at dee park, dee hooparents went driving to see dee pwetty pwaces dat dey said dey went to when dey was small. We was at dee berry bottom of dee Island of Long, where dere is sand and water and kids runnin' and jumpin'. Much of dat pwace has signs dat say "NO DOGS." But we was just wooking awound. I wish dat dee hooparents would take me to see whoebber made dose signs. I could be cute and den dey would take dose signs down. :Sun2: Hoomom could show dem how she picks up dee doo dee so no one can compwan 'about dat!!! Dat would be a good mishun!!! When we came home, hoomom and I went :zzzz: on dee couch but hoodad had a speshul job to go get supper fwum a pwace called dee "take out joint." Hoodad nebber :zzzz: as much as me and hoomom. Hoomom wishes it could be dat way when little hooperson gits here!!!

Dis is Silly Dog, hopin to git back to doin' more mishuns while it still sunny outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here.

I needs yer help2:. Da world's meanyest nasty cat is on da prowl again. Fer dose dat are new, she is da top ajent fer all de fewines in der evil plot and she libes in my cave!!!! She my hoouncle's cat, she berry berry mean and I not wike her at all.:scared:

Just look at dis evil devil cat::eekdevil: I makes it my misshun to keep an eye on her and da evil plans of da felines. She does not know dat I am a sekret ajent fer da DWD.

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1132/4278980/8992484/266170853.jpg

Pleeeze Adwise!!

Digger out!

[daionara]

dis is AIT (or am I an agint now?) Dozer portin' in. Dunno wut to tel yew abut dat cat cuz I wiked hoomoms cat bery mush! Hoomom says her wint home to God, dunno wut dat means but I tell ya dis...Abicat coms to bisit me lots, evin Hoomom seez her sumtimez.

Uhm, I killed a Bo-Bo, or I tryed to but Hoomom jes sewd it bak up. Cept hee-hee, now Bo-Bo is missun a arm! Still tryin to git used to da new brudder, him is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay bouncier `n me an I dunt wike it!

[abiose]

Ajent Digger here.
Just look at dis evil devil cat::eekdevil:

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

:wahooo: *WARNIN* COD RED COD RED *WARNIN*
Zee planet earth maybe in danzer :sorry: I know those vicious tiger cats so well as we have one right here and they are pure evil I weepeat, PURE EVIL :devil: It seems that they are spreading all around zee world to steal our own world wide dominazion except in their case, it's all claws out instead of fighting our enemies with kisses as we do :puppyluv:

I beg all little azents to be careful...
If you see one of those stripped cat, BARK at it before they meet your humans who can be fooled by their hypnotic stripes and prooo.

WATCH YOUR TOYS AND FOOD... We should not let any of those PJ meowing beast enter our house but if it's too late, bark and growl at it, I weepeat bark and growl at it.

Bean La Doon, checking out :seeya:

[beausmom1]

A Tent Chun fewwow ajents!

Dis is Ajent Anti Tubby portin' for duties. I need hewp! I wepeat, I need hewp!

Hoomom came home de utter day wit one of dos striped cats Ajent Bean La Doon wuz talkin bout! It is a smaw one, so I wuz not scawed at fiwst, but he makes dis tewwible noize. And he haz knives for pawz! I wepeat, knives for pawz! I am scawed for our mishun becauz now in my room we have two knives for pawz and one Ajent Anti Tubby! Dey are takin ova our mishun! What shud I do? Fewwow ajents, I need your hewp!

And to Ajent Silly Dog, I am comin to da island of long to sit on hoomoms lap wit you if der iz anymow room, ok? She sound vewy sad and I tink I am not far from de island. Next time we go in da time machine I wiw bawk until hoomom getz to da island. Den I will hewp you make da hoomom feel betta and kick some whitecoat goat stinkin butt! (Sowwy to goats).

Ajent Anti Tubby singin' off for now.

[beausmom1]

Oh my dawg! Dat knives for claws ting is in my hoomoms sig in ature! I saw it afta I did my last post! DEY ARE TAKIN' OVA DA DBB!

[cunhvn]

Ajint PeeWee checkin in,

WoW, spies with da claws! I have not met any wet, but de sound berry scary! Right now I am havin fun with my hoomom, jumpin on her neck and givin her da kisses, she does not know I burried a tweet under her blankie...yep I burried a pig ear! I wike them awot! She gave me one, and I ate it and now it is my fwavrit ting! I am still chasin da bunnies, have not caught one yet, but berry soon! Mostly I have been tryin to stay cool, is berry hot here write now.

My hoomom said somthin bout a bath tonight, I only eber had one bath eber, so I kind a scared!

Ober n out, PeeWee

[marcindox]

hewo ebry one, dis is ajint yellow jacket portin in.. we don hab a cat. don know what dey iz but I don tink I wod like it if I saw it. I wod jus turn into my whir and it wod be de end of dat cat. You see da hoomans day say I am bi powar and I "whir" when I git mad. all teet and claws. I spin round and I am a yellow blur. dat iz how I got my ajint name yellow jacket. I float like a butterfly and sting like a yellow jacket
my dad, ajint willy worm is mean like me too. da hoomom bwat him a new shirt to da cave today. I got new toys and tweets too. I had to share wit my udder family but it wuz good.

uh oh I tink I hear footsteps. I better sign off fer now. this has been ajint yellow jacket portin in

[gunther's mom]

Agint PeeWee- Dis is Adbisor Putty. My hoomom does not git me pigs Ears anymore becuase i become obsessed with them. I try to hide them and then guard them like Fort Know.
Now I have an issue. My hooparents keep talking about their hoofriends adolescent puppy. I know it is not manly but I am bein' jealous. Dis dog is called a Beachon Freeze. A silly dog wif no purpose or mishuns in life, just to look frilly. Oh i am so sick of it-dey talk of his cute nose, his tummy,etc. Hmpphh. Have any of you met Beachon Freezes? Mebbe I need counselin for my emotions.
By de way- DAT is one evil look'in cat.

[gunther's mom]

Oops- i made another typin mistake wif my paws. I meant to write "I guard my pig ear like Fort Knox".....

[cunhvn]

PeeWee here, Abdisor Putty, I do da same ting wiff my pig ears, guard dem wike fort nox! I wove dem tings! I even tried to hide one under my hoomoms butt today, but she held it up for me to see an I gwabbed it an wan fass to hide it under da bed, she will neber find it now! I made hoomom happy today when I pooped in da road,lol! Well wen ya gotta go ya gotta go! No time for lookin for da write spot in da gwass!lol:D

I hope my hoomom neber eber bwings a spie to da cave!

An a bishon what? Dat tis a long name for a furbabe! Don't be jealous, dat furbabe tis not smart like we doxies are! Dey are fluff an puff an frilly, dey do not no how to hunt an be big an bwave wike us! I bet dey won from da spies too!

PeeWee out, bed time, muss fine my pig ear:Sun2:

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger Portin In!

help2:help2:. Da World's Meanyest Nasty Cat is at it again, makin de trwoubles. Dis morning when I comes inside da cave after my morning bizness, da evil cat hiss at me and strike wif her paws wif knives. I barks at her and yelps and chases her until she has to climb high. Den da hoomom pick me up and says "Be nice to the kitty" and puts me in da jail! CAN YOU BELEEVE DAT!!!!!! She hisses at ME first!

You realize of course dat dis means war!!!!!!!!!!!


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[maddoxies]

Ajint Diaper Doll weportin' in

Dis is becomin' a pandemic. I just heard da hoomom on da talky ting and she was talkin' 'bout a critter wif knives needin' da new home by tomorrow (da hooman is goin' to lib wif da white coats). Now, I feels for any critter losin' its hooman, but no ways, no how is one of dem tings cummin' here, even as a foster.

It is easier to apologize :evilbanana: (wif kitty fur in da mouf) den to ask permission (if ya gets my meaning :evilgrin:)

Udder den dat, me, Ajint BB and AIT WW are patwrollin' da perwimeter and wepellin' all stwrangers.

Ajint DD out.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah's so sowwy to heah dat some of da caves of ma fellow ajints awe being invaded by the CWD. In addition to the paws wif knives, ya'll also have to watch out faw dayah's teeths too! Day awe vewy shop. Ah have tew scahs in one of ma eeyahs fwom doze teeths.

SC out --

[EdieBird]

Dis be AIT Zoom-Zoom porting in!

I got not problems wif kittys. Dey have dere mishins, I have mine. But dere's one kitty dat livs here dat is MEEN and when I want to play with Sporty da kitty hits me wif his knives!!! I don't like dat so I yell at him in my loud growly voice and try to bite him and den momma tells me to "LEEVE IT!" Dat's not fare. I can't even eat up all his food to get revenges for him hitting me. Momma put it up on da shelf where I can't reach! But da udder kittys are spys, dey help me out and knock da food on da floor so I can eat it all up and not let da mean kitty have any. Dere dubble agints, so I gotta chase dem to make it look good or da Knives For Paws Orginzation will figure dem out.

Now I got a pillow pushin mishin to do! I gotta get my pillow out of my basket and put it on da big bed. And it don't wanna go up da ramp!!!

AIT Zoom-Zoom signing out!

[marcindox]

dis iz ajint willy worm portin in. I seed a kitty kat in my backyawd today. day are definaty mobin in on ar ter'torwie. I tink we need to move into acshun and start liminatin em one by one. I kin send my son. The Whir in and he can liminate a few on his own. Heck one time when da hoomama and da hoopapa were sittin for der friends spy dat has feathers on it, he went into da whir and all you could see was teeth and claws. it was awful to say da least. feathers were flyin ebry where with fur and and teet nashin up a storm. hoomama ast him what happen'd and why was dere feathers on hiz hed and noze and he just said "da pillow blew up?"
we need back up immediatly! send twoops wite away!
Well diz iz ajint willy worm ober an out.

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in after being in deep cubber :wavesmile:

WOW, dere has been lots of akshun goin on while I wuz unner cubber! The meaniest feewines mounting a agwessive attak, De lovely Miss La Doon movin to de US! Big happenins in da DWD.

Fellow ajints, Me an my furneffew Ajint Fleck can tell you all bouts de Fort Knox pwace, we used to lib at Fort Knox, an eben had a failed mishun to steel de shiny yellow stuff dey gots dere. We wuz cot an interrigated, but like gud ajints we kept all de sekrets in our ears and gabe de W@@K and de Army guys let us go home. But we will alwaz be Kintuckey dachsies at heart.
So twoops when de goin get tuff an you need to pertekt somefin, make like Fort Knox an alwaz be on de gard. De piggy ears are delishus an de should be pertektid!:D

I thank Dog ebbry day dat my hoomoma dosent like de feewines, acause I was harrassed by my hoogranpas feewine last sumer. Dey is mean an dose nife paws HURT!

Ajint Tank ober an owt!!

[cunhvn]

Ajint PeeWee, I had to go to da room of doom today, ouch, da shotz hurt, and dey twimmed my nails, Iz cwied a little! Den my hoomom took me to 2 pet stores and got me a new bed, more toys, a water (twavel dish) an a life guard shirt so I can wear at da beach! I saw she got some chiken jerky an som more PIG Ears, ohohoh! I saw her hides dem:) wile at da store a wady was a hoadin one of those feewines, a baby one, I twied to sniff it an it hissed at meees, den all da hoomans around gave me all da attention. All I had to do was bark once and act swilly an I defeated da feewine! Wen Ize get da bit bigger Ize will be able to eat one:) My hoomom says I weigh 12 lbs an 4 oz..but Ize not fat, me is lean mean machine! An I had to get anuder collar an a new harness...I wove my hoomom bery much...

PeeWee off to da sweepy time!

[gunther's mom]

Alright agints and AITs... Adbisor Putty here. I finally had another long walkie around the White House. And i met da PURTIEST girlie dog.She kissed me. Now fellow agints (boy agints dat is) I need yer adbise. She is only 2 and I am goin on 14. She is also about 10 times bigger dan me. But she is very purty and dos not play hard to git. I think she is a cross between a Dollmation and Labb. She is also not as cwazy as my hoomom's friends Beachon Frizzy. Any datin' adbise welcome.

[Lovemydachsies]

Dis be agent Longnose portin in. I habn't been here for a wong wong time. First I want to wish Siwwy dog's hoomom all da best and we are sendin pwayers and hugs for da hoomom and da hoobaby. Keep up da good work siwwy dog - youse doin good.

I had to go to da room a doom cuz I wadn't feelin dood. I had a wot of pain. De white coat sed I needed to be checked out and let hoomom and hoodad do home. I didn't wike dat at all! Den dey kept me. Dey cut open my bewwy and tooked out a piece of bone. Dey sed dat was wat was hurtin me. Well, I hurted after dat and I had to stay in a cage and I didn't get to see my hoomom or hoodad or anybudy and I was not happy!!! Dey made me stay for tree nites. I tot I wud nebber get to come home. I nose dey was twying to get my secwets, but I nebber told dem nuttin. Dey wud twy to talk to me and I wud just gwoul at dem. Den, I got to come home. Yeah!!!! I was weally scawed dat I would be weft dere forever cuz Ise nebber been weft anywhere before.

Den de udder day hoomom tooked me back to da room of doom. I dint tink it wud be bad cuz she was wif me, but den da lady commed out and wanted to take me back into da back woom. NOOOOO! I not be doin dere!!! I gwouled, and finawy I snapped at da lady cuz she wudnt wet me be wif hoomom. Den hoomom picked me up and tooked me to da back woom. I wuz weally scawed - tot she was gonna weave me dere again. But, dey just cwipped out my stitches and gave me a shot. Den da lady tooked me back to hoomom. I was soooo reweived!!!! I feel wots better now. I nebber told one secwet - no matter wat dey did to me.

[cunhvn]

Oh ajint Longnose! Dis is ajint PeeWee, I am soo gwad you are home now. Must of been berry scwary pwace to be! I will swave a pig ear juss for you!

I just finished my walkie an wan into a little chiwawa, he was a furbaby an he sniff my, you know what...I donts wike dat! Den I wan afer da bunnies, stwill cant catch dem tings, too fass! I welly wike my harness hoomom got me, wunin is easier! And I did my mizun on da road agains, but made hoomom happy.

PeeWee out, must twake a bath, hoomom says I don't smwell too good:)

[marcindox]

HEWO ebrybody, dis is ajint willy worm portin' in. O my dawd! did you all no that dere is a woom dat moobs????????? My hoomom and my aunt slim jim took me to dis place, hoomoms and hoodads calz it da shows but I neber see anyting showed to me but udder dwd members. we went to a big big woom dat had cabes in it where you can take a nap, poop, pee, chew on cords, and watch the telabishun. to get to da cabe we got you had to go in da woom dat moobs. it weawy weawy does go up and down, up and down, all day if you can weach da buttons!
most importint doe wuz I, ajint willy worm, discobered the key to dachshund world domination! it is called....

Da Majik Window!!!! You wood not beweave dis pwace unless you seed it. if you see da window on da time machine go down, jump up in hoomom's lap emediatly! she will talk to da box den da time machine will stawt to move agin and you awive at dis hole in da wall dat opens up and day gib you, to my utter supwise,,,, FOOD!!!!

My pwan iz dis, if we dachshunds can contwol da majik window we can contwol da wold. all ajints, new and owd shood twy dis and you will see wat I am tawking abowt. if day don seem to be gibbing in to you den you hab to gib dem da l@@k and it will wok. I pwomise!

good luck to my fewwoe ajints on yur mishuns. dis is ait willy worm portin' out.

[MicheleS]

Hewwo, dis is Ajent Digger.

I knows about de majik window. Mutter calls it "Burger King". De time masheen stops at a talky box and den de time mashine goes to a majik window. De hoopeoples at de majik window sees me and says "Awwwww how cuuuuute! Would you wike a hamburger!" I gibes dem de l@@k and dey gibes me dis deeeelishus hamburger. :essen_15: Yum Yum Yum!!!:happy030:

Fellow ajents, I agrees wif Willy Worm, get de hooparents to take you to da majik window right away.
:goodluck:
-Digger out.

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint Barky Boy weportin' in.

Wees got da magik window too. Butts ours gibs different tings. We neber nose if we gets da 'burgers or da coffee (being Frwench, I wikes da Fwrench Banilla Coffees). We haf to be long times in da time machine before our magik window works.

Me and AIT Wobbly Walker habe a joint weport. We was taken pwrisoners tonight :faint:We bofth were taken into da wroom of doom. Da white coats looked in AIT WW's eyes and moufth for da secwrets but she did not tell. Dey puts me tru da second, turd and fourth degrees, but I did not tell. Da white coat looked in my ears, down my froat and eben twried to stick tings up my nose :tantrum2: but she did not find da secwrets and da cwredit card numbers dat we hids. Eben when she sticks me in da bum (twice !) I did not tell.

Der may be nooz about AIT WW. She may be takin' on a bery big mizzun fur da cawze. She may be adopted by hoopeople who ride around in da bery, bery big time machine called a twruck. AIT WW could be our true international ajint goin' around to all our bwrave ajints in da DWD. We will lets you all knowz if to expect AIT WW to be comin' round to you.

Ajint DD is fine, she stayed behind tonight to guards da secwrets dat we hids in da cave.

Der is good nooz too. Da evil kitty wif da knives fur paws is not comin' to inbade our cave.

Ajint BB weportin's out

[MicheleS]

At-ten-shun! Fellow ajents and AIT's.

I habe prwoof dat de world's meanyest nasty cat is a spy fer da CWD! I wepeat! I habe prwoof! De serbeillence camera caught dis image of her on da puter at de hoouncle's desk. She wuz sending de secwet messages. I habe to uze serbeillence camera cuz when I go in dere, she hit me wif her paws wif knives.

Here is de serbeillence:

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1132/4278980/8992484/268445955.jpg

Pweease advise, I repeat, pwease advise.

Ajent Digger out................

[gunther's mom]

Dearest Agint Digger- Adbisor Putty here. I just inspected da picture. Indeed this does seem to be a trubblesome fewine. What worries me is dat dis meanyiest cat has a gween sheriff's badge. What to do?

[abiose]

Pweease advise, I repeat, pwease advise.

Ajent Digger out................

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I deal with such monster in my house as well... those vicious and mean tiger felines may have took over zee world I weepeat... took over zee world help2:

Check for zee meowing smelly strippy beast and then, to unstabilized it, jump and attack zee paws :punch: avoiding zee finger knifes I weepeat, avoid zee finger knifes!!!

http://www.abiose.net/ann/B-L1.jpg

Azent Bean La Doon checking out... :seeya:

[gunther's mom]

Agint Bean La Doon- Adbisor Putty here. I must tell you how berry impressed I am by yer martial arts.
Alrighty now- my hoomom is finishin a course on animal care. (She works wif hoomans all day- for years and years and i think she is gittin tired of hooman care.) Anyway, she is learning more and more about dose fewines. SO- I wll sneak a look at her "restraint technique" chapter and git back to you. Dere is something in this chapter about "cat in bag" technique-I'm serious... So mebbe you should go to super maket and buy some bags.To be humane though, the fewine's head is to be kept out of da bag....Oh dear, mebbe I am bein outa line here snoopin in her books.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in again :wavesmile:

May Day... I weepeat May Day help2:help2:help2:

Last evening I saw one of those strippy beast hanging in our tree... this time it wear a mask... I WEEPEAT, IT WEAR A MASK.

http://www.abiose.net/ann/racoon.jpg

They are coming to attack my house as Ninjas, it's a worldwide invasion and I'm scared :afraid: as I can take care of zee one in my houze but zee masked one, I'm not sure.

Azent Beab La Doon... checking out :seeya:
running to hide in her nest-bed for a while.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

A bandit!!! Oh my goodness. My hoomom watches a lot of Cawt TV so Ah've hood about dem. Dey come to wob yew. Dis one must have been checkin dings out tew wepawt back tew de othas. Make shaw yew hide yaw toys and tweats in a weally good hiding place.

SC out --

[EdieBird]

AIT Zoom-Zoom porting in!

Dere's a new carpet dragon at my house! As if one wasn't enough, and dis one spits out watter! It puts dose poison drops on MY floors dat I walk on! I bark and bark and I'm shamed to say I hides from it. But it's very big and noisy.

Zoom-Zoom out.

[UnderdogsMom]

Agent Underdog ,portin in to all my friends , OMy ,Theaase twicky hoomans askee my if Me want to go for ride in the machine. I said YES SIR REE, Is was soo happy, Next thik they take me to this place full of people and barkin big bros and theys take mees away from my hooparents and did the sticky thing all over me and then theys cut my nails off:faint: Why oh Why do they does that ???. And that wasn ot bad enought, Theys made me ride in the machine with that DSAmnn cat thingy and all it did was cry all the ways there and back..... I don't get it, I could stay home , every time I gets in the machine and is happy The make mes sad. Watch out for your hoomans and the tricks theys Play..

Underdog checkin outsy..


(Note from hoomom) Glad I got Underdog away from the PC before he sent this spy note. Took Underdog and theo to the low cost shot clinic today, could not go inside with them but saved $100.00 :hug2:)

[MicheleS]

What worries me is dat dis meanyiest cat has a gween sheriff's badge.

Yes, dis is part of her dis guys. She is berry berry clever and I habe to be on guard at all times. I iz worry dat she finds out dat I iz ajent for DWD.


Ajent Bean La Doon, I knows about dese creatures, we habe dem here. They are a relative of our old enemy, da badger! Dey are mean, sneaky, ninja thieves! Guard your food and tweats and toys, for dey will steal dem. Bark and growl as loud as you can. Be brave, Ajent, and fight the good fight. We dachsies are brave and true, we WILL win this one!


AIT Zoom-Zoom, dere is a carpet dragon like dat at my cave. I hates it cuz it takes all de nice smells out of de carpet. I habe to put all de smells back when it is done. Bothersome!

Ajent Digger out!

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Oh no, the ComCenter has been infiltwated by a hoomom. :faint: All AITs and Ajints, swamble yaw mesages.

SC out --

[MicheleS]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Oh no, the ComCenter has been infiltwated by a hoomom. :faint: All AITs and Ajints, swamble yaw mesages.

SC out --


I tink dat wuz jest a ploy to fool da enemies. But jest in case, I tink all ajents and AIT's should reread da code book for a refreshure on security.

[kerie0408]

Hi Ebberyone--Dis is Silly Dog---I jes want to tell you dat I still come here to see all dee weepawts and I am glad dat ebberyone is checkin in so much. I tank you all fer dee good wishes fer my hoomom. She got some meddy-sin from dee farmie see fer her heart. She feels much bedder but dee doctor said not good enuf so sometimes dey have to change dee meddy-sin and den she has to go back to dee farmie see. She will hab to go to white coats berry often to make sure dat the meddy-sin does not harm dee little hooperson in belly. So far,dey tell hoomom dat dee little hooperson is berry happy in dee belly and he is gettin' nice an' big and he don't seem to mind dee meddy-sin. Dose white coats must hab some speshul powers if dey can check on a hooperson dat is in dee belly of anudder hooperson!!!!! Dat just means dat we must be berry careful of dose white coats.

I pwomise dat as soon as hoomom stops needin' so much frum me, I will give a full weepawt and I will comment on all yer great activities. I know I am supposed to be berry tough as an ajint of dee DWD, but all yer good wishes make me feel so good, like I just ate a big bone! I jus want to cwy because everyone has been so nice to me and so concerned 'bout dee hoomom!!!!! :hug2:

Yer pal,

SIlly DOG!!!!!

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- jes- we must be on de awert for da hoopersons.. spyin on our page. In fact i think the agint from Pepsicola,Fla. needs to watch da hoomom-she signed her name to postat the bottom of the page.Makes a dawg wonder....
Oh and Silly Dog-don't be too silly. Of COURSE your biggest mishun is to take care of yer hoomom's emotions at dis point. Pweeze keep us posted on yer hoomom and her activities wif the hooman whitecoats.

[cunhvn]

:wavesmile:Hi, ajin PeeWee portin in, I foun da magic win do! An I stood on da top of my hoomoms hed an amost jumpied into da majic window! Da hooman taut I wez soooo kute da gwave meez exxtwas chicky stwips! And der is a fewine with da big cwas on da boat nex door to da mi cabe boat! An on our twip I saw one ub dos masked tings goin tru da garbage, he was bery scwary wooking. Gotts ta go, hoomom comin now!

An it tiz tweet time!

Nite all-PeeWee out!:hearts:

[cunhvn]

Ajin PeeWee portin in...I weecuited some fellow ajins todaz, 4 ub dem! De are fiesty ajins an will help with our missun! I awso got to go to anutter westwant with da hoomom, de gabe me a bowl of water an some smoked meat stuff, waz berry good an eberyone is soo nize to mez here. Da hoomans wuve doxies here! One hooman eben bwot mez a bag ub some goodies, I hid dem from hoomom!
Been bery hot here, I found a new ting to hunt, de cwall dem wizards! Fass, buts I can cwatch dem! Gotz to go to bedz now!

PeeWee out!

[cunhvn]

Ajin PeeWee portin in, Iz met da fewine wid da nives for cwaws, he is bery big, some hoomons says 50 ponds, he is bwig an scwary! He swapped my nose an den I sniffed his twail an he hissied awt mez! Den Ize wetz him knowz Iz was notz awafaids ub him an he den wan fwom mez!

I hab foun my ways awond da boat cabe an da air tis myz faborites ting, an my toyz...I herd hoomom twalking ub dophins sum super fwishy tingy, not tooo sure wat dat tiz yetz, but der ar wotz ub shikens runnin alll ober da town, maybez datz wy dem cwats ar herez???

Oppz, pwass my bedz twime!

PeeWee out!

[gunther's mom]

Agint PeeWee- Dis is Adbisor Putty. I needs some adbise. I see that you are in da Key West. Now, when it becomes winter here (and it is almost always winter here)-my hoomom gets cwazy. Wot are da retirement oppertunities like in Da Key West. I kin deal wif da big paws.... not sure about dolfins... but my hoomom would like em.

[Doxiemom]

Hewow fewow agints:wavesmile:, dis are ait super flea porting. yeserday wuz my furst burfday:cake: an I had a wot of fun. da hoomama gibed me a specal tweat, my own roast beep sanwich an a toy. :happy046: I be likn dis burfday stuff and wan anoder one soon. my big brover ait b-nado has his burfday in a kuple ob weeks, so we be getn more good roast beep den. my brover ait fat pads geeted my toy an puld da stufn out and broked da squeker, but dats ok, da hoomamma restupped it an I kan still pway wif it. well I betr sign off fer now. dis are ait super flea ober an out.

[gunther's mom]

AIT super flea- glad you had roat bif for da birthday. Me, my hooparents are so uptight they would nebber give me anything like that. Mainly dats becuz I had a bit of a weight problem.....
Get a load of dis. My hooparents are letting a pet sitter come and feed me for three days. My hooparent NEBBER go away because they worry about my older 18 yr old brudder. But since he is a bit better dey is going for a twip to da French North Pole. AS IF it is not cold enough in "Smallbunny" NY.

[EdieBird]

Dis be AIT Zoom-Zoom porting in!

Dere be a strange hooman in my hows! He says he's my nuncle and dat he's bisiting from Iwak where he bees stationed. Does dat meen he's some kinda agint too? I rilly like him and give him billions of kisses every time I see him. Momma says dat trying to dodge kisses from me is like playing Twister with a crazy ferret. Anybody know what dat's sposed to mean?

Momma says she's going to get me a Howloweenie costume. I'm berry excited about dat! Den I can go on missions under da covers!

AIT Zoom-Soom signing out!

[Doxiemom]

Hewow fewow ajints. Dis are ait angel gal portin in for da first time. Wow, wow, da hoomamma getted out da karpt dragon :carpetdragon:last nite and it skret the fur off ob me. :yikes2:I neber hab liked da karpt dragon and I neber will. Da hoomamma telled me dat it won urt me, but I don belieb her. Someton dat makes dat much noice gotta hurt u somehows. I runed and runed all ober da house and ent up in da bebroom on da beb. Da hoomama ent up in da bebroom with da karpt dragon and I wuz so skert I pee on da beb. :faint: Da hoomama feeled sorry for me and didn get mad, but I still skert. I shake and I shake and da hoomamma putted me in my krate for sape keepn. I didn feel no saper. Fewow ajints we got ta do sompton bout da karpt draguns. day gest too scary an we gota get rid of dem.

O I better sign off, kuz I be hearin da hoomamma koming down da hall. Dis be ait angel gal ober an out.

[cunhvn]

He-woo adbisor putty, your hoomom an yu wud wike Key West in da winter, der is much to do der! Much to keep hoomom busy! Many tour-ist jobs too! We weft Key West cause we was goin to a pwace cwaed tortugas, an dey put a ting cwalled a huricane warning out, so was tuesday we weft....an da air conditioning wen out on da boat too, so we pwacked up and went back wess,,,it was a bery bery long twip,,,we dwove tru wots of wain in texas! Got in both storms, hoomom was skeered, but she was bwave an we are in wos begas again,,,hoomom is going back to work at maybe ceasars palace an we are to get a new cave! Long as it has good air conditioning I am ok wit it! I will weport more on my adventure wlater, so twired wright nows....

PeeWee out under da cubers:wavesmile:

[Doxiemom]

hewow, dis are ait super flea portin in. I are happe to weport dat my siser ait angel gal has regrowed her fur abter da run in wif da karpt dragun. we ast da hoomamma if c wud pwease not get da karpt dragun out no more, but she say she kant do dat, so we supper along. I happy to weport we is gonna be moobin to sum land perty soon. :happy030:our aunt barb an da hoomama finded som lan da gonna buy and da hoomama gonna mobe our mobile house out dare. dare already is a house for da aunt barb dare. we not habin a fenc in yrd now, but dat gonna chang soon. :cheer: we are xcited an can no wait til do mobe. i kep u postd on da ebents of da mobe. i gest hop we not runnin in to da spies with nibes for claws. da hoomans who lib nex dor got dem an i gest hopes da stay away. ait super flea ober an out.

[gunther's mom]

AIT super flea... dis is Adbisor Putty. We don't have a problem with da carpet dragon here. It rarely comes out of the closet. In fact, my hoomom is almost in a mental state tonight. She spent three hours trying to post a picture of me on this thing called photobucket. Three hours... no luck. Please send rays for my hoomom -she is about ready to destroy my communication device, the computer...

[gunther's mom]

her i am checking for intruders...fewines,etc.http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/spaniel_photo/photo021.jpg

[xena777xena]

U guys are TOO funny !!!:yahoo:

[Doxiemom]

Hi adbisor putty, ait super flea portin in. U are lucky to not hab problems wit da karpet dragun. I wish ours neber comed out ob da closet, but it does all to often. I neber heared of photobucket, but it sound like a skery ting. I be sending lots of :rayz::rayz::rayz::rayz:for your hoomom, but it look like she got it figured out. Nice poto, u look like my brover ait fat pads crime dogun around da grandparents yawd. He tinks he works for da FBI. :rofl:Toda is my brover ait BNado's burfday and we gonna get a nice supr tonite. Da hoomamma already told us we getn more rostbeep!! :cheer::cheer: I really like dis burfday ting!:happy030:

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah want a new home becuz ma hoomom is so-o-o-o mean. Last week wuz ma birfday and Ah didn't get a pawty awe pwesents awe anyding. She didn't even say Happy Birfday. Not once. :sob: Just because we don't know de actual day in da week is no weason to fawgit completely. We could've celebwated all week. Dat would've been ok.

A sad and bwoken-hawted SC out --

[maddoxies]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt, dis is Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll. If yous want to change da name to Northawn Comfawt, you can come and lib wif us. We are losin' Ajint Bean La Doon to da soufth, so we tinks dis is a good exchange.

We do not have big birfday tings here, but da hoomom does do special tings for birfdays AND gottcha days, so we gets twice da tweets and are happy to include you.

AIT Wobbly Walker is waitin' to go to her fureber home. so we will have place for you soon.

Ajints BB and DD weportin' out

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah fawgot about gottcha day. Do yew dink ma hoomom is waiting until den since she don't know ma weal birfday? If she fawgit gottcha day, Ah will take yew up on yaw kind offa.

SC out --

[kerie0408]

Hi ebberybuddy dis is yer pal Silly Dog. Hoomom doin a widdle bit better. Hoomom still has baby in belly. Nowadays, hoomom has trubble carrying me on dee steps. I is a bwave ajint but I am a widdle skered of going down dee steps. Wemember when I said dat hoomom has a berry big heart? Well, it is true. She still twies to carry me on dee steps an' if she can't carry me, I sit on her lap and we go bumpity bump down one step at a time. Hoomom smiles and lafs dee entire time!!!! I jus want to get to where dee food is!!!!!!!!!

Dats all fer now, Keep up on dee good ajint werk.

Silly Dog!!!!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Silly Dog- Meebe yer hoomom will post a pic of the hooman puppy after it comes to the Island of Long. Dat wud be wunnerful.
And Agint Southern Comfort- keeping track here- Did you get any recognition for gotcha day??? Otherwise i agwee, you should become a Northern Comfort.
Have we indeed lost Been la Doon to da South. By the way Agint Bean-my hooparents just went to the French North Pole--Montreal in fact. Where in Montreal did you live Bean?

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ma gotcha day is Oct 2nd. Ah was only 6 weeks old when me and ma sista went to live with ma hoomom. We'll know in a few weeks if she wemembas.

SC out --

[Doxiemom]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt; ait Super Flea here. I agwee, not known da actual day ob da week no reason to not habbn a burfday an day shuld hab celebrate all week. dat makes me sad for u. also make me bery glad I hab my hoomamma, she so good to us.:hearts: we goin on a twip dis weekend to see our aunt Sherry. She lib in a place kald Kentucky, I neber heared ob it but my dad ait willey worm wus borned dare, so it must b a nice place. Da aunt Sherry gonna help da hoomamma and da aunt cindy learn more bout showing us. not sure what da gonna show us, but I hope it's mor rostbeep.

better sign off four now, ait super flea ober an out.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon cheking in :sad3:
I'm taking all my azent power to write in here secretly as I'm down... I have no pawz :sorry: but it's OK as my next mizzion is to walk again :happy030: I already move my tail, my toes and look for crumbs :eating:


-Have we indeed lost Been la Doon to da South. By the way Agint Bean-my hooparents just went to the French North Pole--Montreal in fact. Where in Montreal did you live Bean?

I'm not in zee US yet... I was but for my emergency surgery while visiting my godmozer. I should be an Southern girl in less than 2 months though, moving with Carolina in the North.

Right now we're back home... which is on zee Plateau Mont-Royal near by zee Sane-loraine and Share-a-book streets :D

Must return in zee crate now...
Azent Bean La Doon checking out :faint:

[gunther's mom]

Agint Bean- Glad you could be outa da crate for a little but glad your paws will be on mend.. AND it was Adbisor Putty (here) who asked about yer moving. Yep my hooparents were in yer section of da French North Pole can you believe it?? Berry pretty but now you won't be passing through "smallbaunny" that often as you will be a southern folk...

[Lovemydachsies]

Dis be agent Devil Dog portin in. Habn't been here for a wong time - I been habin to take care of my bwudders. First, I been sick, had to hab an opration on my back - I dint like dose hoopeeple, but I gots to admit deys made me feel wike a new doggy. I can run, jump and do zoomies just wike I used to do. WooHoo. Den, first my bwudder agent Long Nose ate sumpin he wasn't spose to and it got stuck in his intestin (whateber dat is) so dey cut his tummy open. He be doin pwetty good now, all betta I tink. Den agent Big Poop dot sick. Frows up all da time. Dey cut his tummy open too, but he still frows up in da mornings. He has to take wots of medicin and won't pway wif me. Hoomom and hoodad hab been feedin him speshul stuff wike baby food (yum!), but dey won't gib me any. Big Poop duzn't care, so why won't dey gib it to me? Agent Long Nose tinks da same ting.
Also, da nebors next dore mobed away, so dat yard is all mine too. Cept hoomom and hoodad wont wet me do dere. Dey been puttin my tollar on ebry day - dey says I not sposed to be outta my yard! Dere's nobody dere, so why can't I do dere? I'se just twying to protect evrybuddy.
To AIt silly dog - gib yur hoomom wots and wots ob kisses fwom us - wenz da hoobaby due? We hopes she duz gud :pray::pray::pray:and duzn't hab any big pwobems habing her wittle one.
Agent Devil Dog wooking for a tweat now.

[gunther's mom]

Dear Agint Devil dog and Agint Long Nose- Dis is Adbisor Putty. Very good to hear from you. It seems as if you are keeping da woom of doom in business.It is perfectly okay to take a bweak from mishuns to ennable a full recovery.I also eat eberything in sight despite the efforts of my hoopersons. My hoomom, who is forebber on a diet, eats these things called Wasabi Peas. She drops them on the floor. Those things I do not eat....make me breathe like a dachshund dragon....

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah'm ok today but Ah almost met ma death yestaday. Ah decided dat Ah would take a nap on da hoogwandson's bed while ma hoomama was on da puta. Ah'd neva slept dayah befaw and it looked so comfy. So Ah jumped up and stahted looking faw a soft spot when all of a sudden da bed stahted to swallow me up. :yikes2: Ah twied to git out of da hole but culdn't. Ah only sank maw. :wow2: Ah'd hood of sinkholes befaw. Day swallow caves and time machines and even hoomans.

Ma hoomama stahted to laff and den she gwabbed da flashy ding. :irked: Oh de embaawassment of it all. She even posted pitchas (http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=41815) faw da whole wuld to see.:faint:

Finally she got da bed dragon and da sinkhole went away. Let me tell ya'll, dat was a vewy close call.

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Hi fellow and girlie agints- Adbisor Putty here. Looks like we have a new AIT-take a look at the thread "Super duper". Dis wunnerful doxie is in a sheriff's outfit. So Misty (don't know for sure what here AIT naming is) looks like-has already had training in mishun like-work,being a sheriff and all dat...
Oh and Southern Comfawt- kin you believe you were almost swallowed by the bed dwagon!!! OMG. Now twy not to be too embarrassed by da pics-we've all been seen in compromizing pics. For example, I was once swallowed up by my hoomom's bathrobe sleeve. Just my little head stickin out-I was very very stuck. Fortunately my mudder is a dunce with posting pics from dat flashy thing.

[catfish]

this is misty aka luv pup

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah would like to welcome AIT luvpup. We awe anxious to heah about yaw miszhuns.

Advisor Putty -- now dat yew mention it, Ah wememba seeing dat pitcha. Dat was a sad day indeed. Ma hoomama is vewy good wif posting pitchas and such. She mastas da web faw wook. Whenevah Ah heah the flashy ding tuwn on, Ah wun and hide but dis time Ah was twapped and she got da pitcha.

SC out --

[panzer]

Ajint Tank here :wavesmile:

I wud like to sey a beeg :welcome: to all de new wecruits! Im Berry glad you joined de cawse!:cheer:

Adbisor Putty frum de pikshurs you postid I think you look purty fit an twim, how dare your hoomans westrict your fud!!!

De news frum Awaska.....It iz getting cold owtside here, de trees clothes are changing colurs. AN I seen sum Moosis de udder day! My Hoomomma got a job at de hospital farma-cie an she is gone awot of de time now, sumtimes until way aftur bedtime. My hoomomma knows all bout de medysins and talks sumtimes about goin to farma-cie skool, so she kin bee a farm-a-cist. Rite now she is a farma-cie tek. I wish I had my hoomomma at home wike she used to be! An da hoosister is goin to kin-dr-garden too so I haft to stay at home by myself all day! Eben worser is da puter hasn't been wurkin so I cud not make my weports and communikate wif de DWD:sorry:

Awl is well in de land of awaska....
Dis is Ajint Tank ober an owt!!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Tank- dis is Adbisor Putty. Thank you for the compliment. I agree that I am handsome and robust, not fat- for a feller my age. And oh, like you in Alaska-it is becoming cool in upstate NY. The trees also seemed to have started to change their clothes. I cannot for the life of me figur how they do that.
As for your hoomom-going to farmacy school would bring in lots more of the green stuff, so your hoomom could send some gween stuff down here.Either dat, or else I will have to find dat cwedit card to git my own fud. But It is a lost cause discussin this with hoomom-she is also on a diet. She says she wants to keep wieght down so she can avoid the farmacy for BP meds,etc....maybe your hoomom knows about the rationale behind dis thinkin'.

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah wish it was getting cool down heah. It's still vewy hot.

Advisor Putty, ma hoomama says she did a lifestyle change. She leaves me to go to a meeting where dey watch de weight. Ah don't mind too much becaws she shayahs haw yogut with me. Dat is so good. :facelick:

Ajint Tank -- Ahz glad yaw puta is wawking agin.

SC out --

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in

Adbisor Putty
Yer welcom fur de compliment, I jus don't see dat you needs to be on de diet. My hoomomma is berry happy bouts da green stuff she iz gettin rite now, she keeps sayin she don know how she eber payed da billz wif just da hooaddys army green stuff, and let me tells you hes gotz alots of green army stuffs, shurts an pants an soks. I don know how shurts and soks pay da billz dhough.
Da hoomomma seys alot dat the hoopoeples need to eats better fud and exsirsize more so dey don get de blud pwesshure medycins, she seyz dat de hooman white coats use de scriptshun pad too much, insteed of trying to get de hooman patience to exsirsize and udder stuff.

Miss purdy Southawn Comfawt
Thanks, I wuz thinking dat no buddy mist me at the DWD!!



Dis bein Ajint Tank Ober an OWT!!!

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll weportin'

Panzer, of course we missed you. We wead da weports and note da missin' agints (we hab not had da mizzuns lately). We are always concerned for da missin' agints.

We are busy now equipping AIT Wobbly Walker. She leaves today to go to her furever family. Dis is a big mizzun; we gots da rations for her and lots of diapers and onseys to send her under da cubbers. She is goin' so far under da cubbers dat she may nots be able to weports diwrectly. We will pass on any missun weports dat she sends.

AIT WW will be living in da biggest time machine we eber saw :faint: and traveling all ober. So da agints from Awaska to Californie to Florida to da New-found-lands (we dindn't know da was lost) needs to watch for her; da doxie in da monster time machine wif da onsey on ( and diaper). So sniff dat butts and :wavesmile:if you see our bwrave AIT.

Ajint DD gave AIT WW one last paw-to-paw combat twaining lesson dis morning, so AIT WW will be able to pwrotect herself out der.

Ajints BB and DD (and AIT WW) weportin' out fur now

[Meekie]

Ajent SWT says I would make a good ajent and tankyou Abbasitor Putty for sending me here. Ajent SWT will abvise me on my misuns but she is not berry well, she just seeps most of the time. I had my first Big Misun last night. My Hoogrammy had a hugmongus spidey thing clawing up on her. My hoomomma is berry berry scated of them thinks. She held me up in front of her to tect her from the hairy,leggs and stuff. I didn't falter in my misun and stayed there to tect her until hoogrammy kilt it. That was really scarey though. I will keep a close watch for any more ob them spidey things.

Hopefull AIT Wiggly Butt ober and out.

[gunther's mom]

Whew- Adbisor Putty reportin in. I was really scared. I thought I had lost all my agint friends. I nade it my priority mishun and checked to see if they crawled inside the computer but nope, nobody was there. I heard hoomom muble somthin' about the "web" but i checked... no doxies hidden in spider webs either.
Thank good ness I am able to talk to you guys and girlies again.

[Meekie]

Hopeful AIT Wiggly Butt reportin in: There must be summin up 'cause first could not port in and then there is all kinds of talk about a new puppy comin here. Retires Ajent SWT says it will be aright. Just like when I comes here, but I dos not know. What you think Ajents could he be a spy? With all dis udder stuff happen what do youse be thinkin? Please abvise!

Hopeful AIT Wiggly Butt ober and out

[gunther's mom]

Dear AIT Wiggly Butt- Putty here. Now what we must do is simply to git a pitcher of da new pupper. It is berry berry rare that a new pupper doxie is a spy-fact is I nebber heard it happen. Only baby fewines are spies....eben though they do not yet have major claws like knives.

[kerie0408]

Hi eberyone---Dis is Ajint Silly Dog---

Tank you to all dee ajints dat hab been askin 'about me and hoomom. Dis is my update:

1. Sumfin happened to my ears and dey was not feeling well. I was wubbin' dem all dee time and dey did not feel good. Had to go to woom-o-doom. White coat man wooked into my weft ear and declared I had a 'fection. Oh, I should nebber let him near my ears!! He poked me wif a needle because he said I needed med'sin frum dee needle. Den, he had dee nerb to show the dee hooparents some udder medsine dat dey hab to put in my ears. I am BERRY SUSPISHUS but my ears not hurt so much now. I hope I didn't compwomise dee cause by habbin a white coat see dee stuff in my ears.

2. Hoomom still has baby in belly. Belly is big and round and hoomom says she looks like someone named Humpty Dumpty but I nebber met anyone named Humpty Dumpty. Hoomom takes her heart med'sine ebery day and still goes to dee hooman woom o' doom so dey can wook at her and tell her tings like how big dee hoobaby is gettin.'

Sometimes hoomom sit on dee floor to pet me and den she can't get back up. She hab to wait fer hoodad to hep her, so she plays wif me MORE while she waits.

Hoomom must be goin' on a trip soon because dee suitcase is gettin' filled up wif pajamas and a few tiny clothes dat would nebber fit hoomom:confused:

3. I found a way to avoid dee carpet dwagon. I pick up all dee cwumbs in the entire house so dat no one needs dee carpet dwagon and I get to taste ebberting!!! :bliss:

Dat is all fwum Silly Dog. Keep up dee good werk!!!!!!! I'll tell u when hoobaby gits here!!!!

[Meekie]

Adbisor Putty I will gets a pixure of the new one from HooGrammy's file. She has a file on him!!! Wonder if she has one on me too. Will have to vestagate that too.
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd10/MeekaMom/Harleystongue-1.jpg

He looks like a doxie so he should be ok. Will send more pix when he gets heres. Ajint Silly Dog I thinks that plan to avoid the carpet dragon is wonderful will imploment it right away.


AIT Wiggly Butt ober and out

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll makin' da quick weport.

AIT Wobbly Walker has been in communikashion wif us. She has her new hoodad completely under her spell. AIT WW is bery good at da L@@K. She is twrainin' da chi-wa-wa to be da spy 'coz AIT WW doesn't walk so good; she is usin' da chi-wa-wa's wegs instead.

We have some good news. We is back in da big bed again :cheer::cheer: We got kicked out of da big bed coz Ajint DD was givin' da combat wessons to AIT WW in da big bed.

We did some wee-con-is-ants da udder day. Der was a big meetin' of all kinds of fur-cousins so we twraded da infurmashions wif dem at da Pet Palooza. Da new Diapermobile was da big sucess. We got lots a tweats der too :cheer::cheer::cheer:

We were concerned dat da fewines wif da knives for paws had cut our communikasions wif da DWD. It is bery good to wreceive da weports again.

Ajints BB and DD weportin' out.

[gunther's mom]

As agints, I think we kin nebber get enough pictures of the diapermobile. Pleeze more.
Anyway my hooparents are in need of help to clean our gutters. I wunder if we were to have an agint party- Would you girlie and guy agints come and help my hooparents by blowing the leaves out??? Any body else have this problem? We might even be able to discover any hidden spies.
Over and Out... Yer Adbisor Putty... And pleeze wanna see pics of the diapermobile with the crew.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ma hoomama went tew a watchas of de wait meetin' wifout givin' me ma suppah. Ah was mad. :angry: Well, Ah fixed haw faw not feedin' me. Ah jumped weally, weally high and Ah knocked down da flowah containah and den Ah took da lid off. Ah left little white paw pwints all ovah da kitchen and livin' woom. When she got home, she wasn't too happy to see what Ah'd done.

Afta we had suppah, she says :gotcha2: and gives me da biggest BoBo Ah'd evah seen. Ah immediately chewed off de left eeah. It's ma new favohwist toy. Ah cawwy it evewe wayah wif me. Now Ah feel bad about makin' da mess and not doing someding nice for haw buffday. :oops: Oh well, Ah figah, she'll get ova it.

SC out --

[maddoxies]

Dear Ajint Southawn Comfort:

Dis is Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll. Just wanted to say da we is happy dat da hoomom wemembered da Gotcha Day. We wemembered dat you was not happy da week of your birfday. Celebwratin' da Gotcha Day is good too.

So :GGotcha: frum us

Ajints BB and DD out

PS we will send more pitures of da Diapermobile when da fwashy thing wakes up from da nap

[Meekie]

:GGotcha: to youse Ajent Southawn Comfort. That was bery nice of you HooMom to member it. Eyes been bery busy goin on patrols. My hoomom has been atakin me on atwo mile patrol ebber nite.:faint: I have seen lots and lots of good smelly things to roll in but she nebber lets me. Eyes do gets the natch some up to eat as wes go by. Hoomom doesn't like that bery much. But pleased to says that the perimetor is safe for now.

AIT Wiggly Butt ober and out

[gunther's mom]

Agint SC- you must git in more mischief for Gotacha Day. Oh my mudder does the waching of wait on line... I thin she hopes that fud comes outa da puter.

[kerie0408]

Silly Dog here again-- jus wanted to say dat I hab been readin yer updates but I is berry sorry I hab not weesponded to show concern fer my fellow ajints and AITs and dee mighty adbisor Putty! In a matter of days my hoomom's belly is going to explode and out will come a tiny hooperson. I am berry concerned fer me future because hoomom says she wants to cuddle wif the new widdle hooperson. What about me?????????

I learned somfing berry useful. If hoomom does not let me sleep on dee big bed, den I wake her up berry early and ask for me breakfast. If she lets me sleep on dee big bed, I sleep late and I do not bother her. Well, she been so tired and does not want me to wake her. Sooooooo, she has learned dat she must let me sleep on dee big bed. She says it is not good fer me because den I tink I am dee leader. Well, I should be dee leader!!!!!!

[gunther's mom]

Silly dog- Adbisor Putty here. Just adbising you - Now when the hooman puppy comes, be ever vigilant about practicing da look. You might also wanna pwactice wif da camera. I know it is not easy being that yer paws are possibly clumsy like mine. But I know you kin do it.
You also kin render much emotional support when hoomom starts gittin those things called laber pains. Mebbe dey will even let you in da hooman room of doom. Ya never know. You kin be one of the first doxie Lamaze coaches. Now dat would make da news.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

It is vewy impawtent dat yew pwotect and watch ovah da hooman puppy. And be shaw tew get yaw hoomama if someding doesn't seem wight wif da hooman puppy. Yew have a vewy impawtant mizshun now.

West asshoed dat yew aw da leadah! Faw peace of mind, da hoomans have tew dink dat dey aw da leadahs. But we know diffwently.

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Dis adbisor Putty reportin in. No major mishuns. My hoomom says I need 'therapy to deal wif my jealous feelins. My very old brudder Jake (he is about 18) is getting more fud. Hoomom says it gives him more energie. I think I will pwactice faintin' to up my portion. "Energy-schmenergy pfft".

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Advisah Putty -- Ah dink instead of faintin', maybe yew should jes slow down tew a snail's pace. Move in slow motion. Hoomom wood den dink yew need maw food so yew have maw energie tew.

Saduhday Ah went with my hoomom tew da twash dwop off. Den we took da time machine tew a place wheyah dey dwained out all it's blood. :wow2: Ah wuz vewy wowwied dat we wood have tew stay dayah. Dankfully day put blood back in and we got tew leave. Da best pawt wuz Ah got tew eat a sawsage paddy and some hash bwons. Hoomom bought dem just faw me. :happy030: Ah :hearts: ma hoomom.

While we wah waiting, dayah was anuddah hoomom dayah. She was vewy nice. She said how handsome Ah wuz in ma harness. So Ah did da gentlemanly ding and kissed haw hand.

Ma hoomom is so nice. She stopped and gave da time machine a dwink. Hoomom bwought home extwa dinks faw da lawn dwagon so it woodn't feel jealous.

SC out --

[Meekie]

Eyes been berry busy with the new doxie puppy! Yes hes is a doxie so not a spy after all! Wes plays and plays and wes bof get really tired. He has to goes to the room of doom this afternoon! The white coats there have to check him over for stuff. And hoogrammy says he has to get a shot! Eyes told him to be strong and then maybes he can be an AIT too. Eyes think will have to call him Chowhound cause he eats ebberthing in sight! Hes even trys to eat mys fud. Hoogrammy, she is his Hoomommy, tells him no and makes hims leave my fud lone. That makes me bery happy.
AIT Wiggly Butt ober and out.

[DixieDoodle]

Hallo! Dis is Agent In Training.."Da Lady in Red". Diz iz my firzt post. I half ben sent by de captal in my state to dis new plaze to liv wit what is called da famiwee. Dis famiwee haz 2 of doze amiwals wit da knives. Da lady wit knives hatz me. Da man wit knives acz wike he wikes me! Wud one of u pweez help me on dis matter. R deez devils wit da knives danjerus?

Da hoomom and hoodad are berry nice to me. I tink I am in wuv witz diz ting called a famiwee. Iz diz wrong to halv deeze feewings? Dis iz my first mission and I don't vant to vet my feewingz git in dee vay.

My mission here iz to find out y dis famiwee and udder famiwees in dis neighborhood iz collecting our :poop: in deez baggie tings. Dey feed uz diz goot food and den walk us wound and wound till we can't hold dit anymore. Ven ve :poop: dey pic it up in deez tingz calt bagz. It iz only da :poop: dey vant! It iz my mission to find out vy dey vant dis :poop:. I herd my hoomom telling da hoodad to save de bagz ven dey gotz home fwom diz pwace calld de stor so dey can uze dem to collect da :poop:.
I vill chek in ven I half more on dis matta. My advize to yu at diz time iz to find deez bagz and shred dem wit yo teef so dey can't use dem!!!
Oda and out. Da Lady in Red;AIT

[Mark]

Wolf here . . . Senior Agent Lone Wolf . . .

Welcome to "Da Lady in Red" and all other AITs . . .

It has come to my attention that this ComCenter has been compromized . . . there is a traitor in our ranks. We are starting a new ComCenter (WinterSpringSummerFall) in the hope of finding out who the traitor is.

In the meantime . . . "barking dogs can't fly with out umbrellas" . . . I repeat . . . "barking dogs can't fly without umbrellas". Check your code books for the translation.