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DixieDoodle

10-21-2007, 05:15 PM

Senior Agent Lone Wolf, I beweeve someone missed my name on der list of AITs. I am one of your new AITs. Tank you berry much, Da Lady in Red.:hearts:

"Barking dogs can not fly without umbrellas".

Hallo! Dis is Agent In Training.."Da Lady in Red:hearts:". Diz iz my firzt post. I half ben sent by de captal in my state to dis new plaze to liv wit what is called der famiwee. Dis famiwee haz 2 of doze amiwals wit da knives. Der lady wit knives hatz me. Der man wit knives acz wike he wikes me! Wud one of u pweez help me on dis matter. R deez devils wit der knives danjerus?

Der hoomom and hoodad are berry nice to me. I tink I am in wuv witz diz ting called a famiwee. Iz diz wrong to halv deeze feewings? Dis iz my first mission and I don't vant to vet my feewingz git in dee vay.

My mission here iz to find out y dis famiwee and udder famiwees in dis neighborhood iz collecting our :poop: in deez baggie tings. Dey feed uz diz goot food and den walk us wound and wound till we can't hold dit anymore. Ven ve :poop: dey pic it up in deez tingz calt bagz. It iz only der :poop: dey vant! It iz my mission to find out vy dey vant dis :poop:. I herd my hoomom telling der hoodad to save dee bagz ven dey gotz home fwom diz pwace calld de stor so dey can uze dem to collect da :poop:.
I vill chek in ven I half more on dis matta. My advize to yu at diz time iz to find deez bagz and shred dem wit yo teef so dey can't use dem!!!
Oda and out. Da Lady in Red;AIT

Mark

10-21-2007, 05:35 PM

Check my last communication in the previous ComCenter. I did recognize and welcome you AIT Da Lady in Red. :)

LoneWolf out!

LaurieE

10-21-2007, 06:18 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Dayahs no one else heah but me so dayahs no twaitah in ma cave. Ahz glad we have a new comcentah. Ahz beginning to suspect ma hoomom may be a spy. She's been on da puta a lot lately and she's been extwa nice des last few days. She bought me tweats which she nevah does. Ah will watch haw vewy cayfully and wepawt back.

SC out --

DixieDoodle

10-21-2007, 07:33 PM

Jenn

10-21-2007, 08:10 PM

Agint Metro Bo Portin Faw Dutie.....
Wow a new comm center! No traitors ins my cave! Just me and Hooma and she hab no clue dat I gets up here and pways on da puter. Just dis weekend she moved da puter to da front part of da cave and now I can get up here and mess around while she gone to dat thing called da office, hehe. So now dat it is easier to get ma paws up here I can port in maw mishuns! Like da one I werkin on called "operashun scare da twick or tweaters" Dat is my nite to bark and bark and scare away da gobwins. Hoomom said dat she gibs dem candy to get dem to go away but if I bark at dem dat will make dem go away and she can gib all da candy to me!!
Agint Metro Bo Ober and Out!

juliette

10-21-2007, 08:18 PM

'ello? 'ello? Dis is me..Moe in the down-under. I'd like to be an agent too! I'm learning all abouts da rules of da house and whats I need to do to be a good boy. Humom sayz I'm cute..but a bit of a devil too.

I'll swear da oaths and would likes to be an agents! Can I be agent Dreamer?

gunther's mom

10-21-2007, 08:56 PM

To AIT Lady in Red -welcome- by da way my hoomom has the same ritual. Hoomans need rituals, but yea it is a strange one.
And AIT Wiggly Butt-wanna know how your room of doom bisit went.
Now i am the Adbisor Putty. ... but i sure would not wanna contwadict Lone Wolf. But i too see no signs of twaitors. Surely you don't mean my 18 yr old "rat/fox" terrier brudder Jake....
Being an old Putty I must go get my bifocals so I kin go back to the rules page to decipher de umbrellas code.

kerie0408

10-23-2007, 12:32 AM

DIS IS AGENT SILLY DOG :

HOOMAN PUPPY IS HERE!!!!! HOOMAN PUPPY IS HERE!!! I WEEPEAT---HOOMAN PUPPY IS IN MY HOUSE. AND HOOMOM'S BIG BELLY MUSTA EXPLODED BECAUSE IT IS ALL GONE NOW!!!!!!! DERE ARE SO MANY NEW SMELLS----WHEN HOOMAN PUPPY EATS IT SMELLS DIFFERENT DEN MY FOOD AND DIFFERENT DEN DEE GROWN UP HOOMAN FOOD. HE WEARS PLASTIC COVERS OVER HIS BEHIND AND DEY SMELL FUNNY--HOWEBBER, I AM NOT REALLY ALLOWED TO GET NEAR HIS BEHIND!!!! HE IS TINY. HOOMOM SAYS HE WAS "EARLY" SO HE IS SO TINY. BUT SHE TOLD ME DAT ONE DAY HE WILL BE BIG AND STRONG AND PLAY FETCH WIF ME!!!!!!!!!! :cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:

gunther's mom

10-23-2007, 02:23 AM

:welcome:Adbisor Putty here. I am rendered speechless- I am now sorta an uncle Putty. Though i must say i cannot give adbise on a new hooman puppy. But I can perhaps adbise Silly Dog in relationship to his relationship to the hooman puppy. See I am gettin' tongue tied.... :hearts: to the neww hooman puppy. Now is the hooman mommy gitting any rest?
Oh and a very hearty welcome to AIT Dreamer.

LaurieE

10-23-2007, 08:38 AM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ajint Silly Dog, dat is wondaful news! You haf da chance to twain da hooman puppy. When da hooman puppy gits to sit up and eat hooman food, be shaw to sit unda da tall chayah because da hooman puppies always dwop dayahs food on da flaw.

SC out --

Meekie

10-23-2007, 10:13 AM

AIT Wiggly Butt says I gets to port in this day, cause I was so bravf at the room of doom. Them white coats checked all ober me to try an find secreats but eyes was not gibin any away. They even poked me with a long sharppy thing. But eyes haf to tell yous they gabe me some reallly good fud an eyes didn't mind the sharppy thing at all. But now hoomommy says she is worried bout me cause eyes have softy poos. Eyes not sick eyes don't think eyes sick! Eyes so happy for Ajent Silly Dogs hompuppy!!! Eyes not sure what that is but it must be good. OHH AIT Wiggley Butt says homommy is comin must go now. AIT Chowhound and Wiggly Butt ober and out.

abiose

10-23-2007, 11:13 AM

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I found zee new channel, I weepeat, found zee new channel :happy030:

I have not post in a while as I'm still re-learning to walk but... I'm getting better every day and increased zee power of zee L@@K by 1000 ah!

That and I'm doing a special training for a very very danzerous soon to come mizzion which is... moving from zee French North Pole to where they "First in Flight"... I weepeat, moving where they "First in Flight"

I can't wait that it start as I heard that I won't suffer from zee cold over there which is great for zee nicked little tummy me, thanks to zee sun :Sun2:

Azent Bean La Doon... now watch by my feline brozer... checking out :seeya:

LaurieE

10-23-2007, 12:40 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Congwadyewlayshuns Ajint Bean La Doon on yaw pending mizshun. Yew'll like livin in da Fuhst in Flight. Da weathah dayah doesn't git as cold as da Fwench Nawth Pole. Ahz undahcovah in da Deep South. Heyah Ah can go nekked just about evewy day. If'n yew heyah a phwase dat yew don't undahstand and yew need a twanslashun, send me a message and Ah'll twanslate faw yah. :D

DixieDoodle

10-23-2007, 06:02 PM

Da Lady in Red,AIT...checking in
Regawding my poo assignment. I saw poo in yawd today left by der neighbors devil cat. I try to figue out why der hoomom and hoodads don't walk der cats. Deh neighbors let der wittle devil wun fwee. Deese devils poo in our yawd and it makes my hoomom vewy mad.
Today I twied to taste dat devils poo and my hoomom went bolistic. Der must be some super power in dat devil poo. Part 2 of my mission must be to find out why famiwees don't pick up der devils poo and why don't walk der devils wound and wound to get dem to poo like dey do us.
Der devils dat lib in dis famiwee poo in a special sand box in basement of dis house. My hoomom does pick out der devils poo and puts it one ub dose bag tings. I have to twy to figue dis out....why famiwee sabes dis poo fwum us and dose devils.
My famiwee goes to dis ting called wurk tomorrow, I will snoop awound den if she doesn't lock me in dat ting she calls a crate.
Shhhhhh....I hear her coming......
Oba and out....Da Lady in Red:hearts:.

Da Lady in Red:hearts: here. I need to weeport to all dat dis mizzion I wuz on aboutz de poo is all a okay. No need to worry. I wepeat...no need to worry. I saw a man in big twuck today taking de rest of de tings my famiwee putz in dis big pwastic ting on weelz. Dis man den dumps dis ting on weelz in his twuck. I heard my hoomom talking to dis hoolady in da next cave aboutz it. Dey talked boutz it going to a dump and wecycle stuffs. It all sounded wike a goot ting.
Today I werned a berry impotent wesson. When it wuz waining da poizon dwops my hoomom made me go outside to pee and poo. Well, I showed hur! When she took me on da leesh out dare, I had to go weely, weely bad. BUT, I walked her all ova da yawd taking my time. She wuz weady for wurk but I made her getz her feetz in da new shooz all wet. I could tell she wuz not happy boutz it. So....if you TAKE YOU TIME when it iz poison dwops, it makes famiwee unhappy. Maybe next time we haz poizon dwops dey let us pee and poo in da cave!:happy030::happy030::happy030:
Oba and out!

EdieBird

10-23-2007, 11:19 PM

Dis is AIT Zoom-Zoom porting in!

My momma has weird fings in my hows. I nebber noticed dem before, but Momma sez she's had dem on da shelf and in boxes, but now she's making dem all pretty again. She calls dem "dolls" and I fowt dat meant dey were toys for me. And den Momma sed "Leev it!!!"

Jupiter, my Chi-Pin cuzzin, says dat Dolls are fake hooman puppies. Why wood anybody want fake puppies? Dey don't look berry fake to me. Jupiter won't let me sniff dem, either. He growls and sez "My baybee!" Dem Momma tells him to leev it too.

Sport says dat fake baybees are just Momma toys. Mommas don't need toys. They're supposed to play with da Dachshunds all da time!

Maybe I'll chew one up, even if they don't squeak.

AIT Zoom-Zoom signing out!

Heidismom

10-24-2007, 08:32 AM

Hello, fellow and girlie agents and AITs! Agent Sleepy, 'portin' in! There are no traitors here, 'cause I'm the only furkid here an' my hoomom says so. I am glad I found this new comcenter. The trees have gotten nekkid and I am sorry they look like that. There was a new machine next door, and I think it must be a wind dragon - they use it to blow the trees' clothes all around and then they sweep them up and put them in bags! Hoopeople are weird!
I got to stay and visit with my niece, AIT Dragon, for a few days, but I'm back home with my own computer now, even though Hoomom thinks it's hers. Agent Sleepy, over and out. The wind is chilly. Repeat: the wind is chilly!

Meekie

10-28-2007, 10:28 AM

Eyes been on a berry portant missuhin! Homommy puts me in a nice basket and then into a HUGE blue time machiney thingy. Its not same as a regular time machine Its berry noisey and has really big rubber round things for feet. We woods pull this berry huge green cave on round feetys behind us and then wait for Hodaddy to bringd us another one of the green cave on round feetys, filled up with cut up grass and stuff. Then Homommy would take the one with the grass and brings it back to this Tall round thing she called a sigh-low. she made the green cave on round feetys spit out the grass and then dis huge fan blowed it into the the sigh-low thingy. We dids this ober and ober again ..... Homommy says to feed the cows all winter . Ok anyone can tell me whats a cow and more portant whats a winter?

AIT Chowhound ober and out ....eyes hungry!

maddoxies

10-28-2007, 12:11 PM

Dis is Ajent Barky Boy weportin'
Wow, AIT Chowhound, yous has been busy. Berry important mizzun.

Winter: Hab you noticed dat da twrees are dwroppin' der clothes? dis happens just before it gets berry, berry cold. (seems silly to me to dwrop da clothes just before it gets cold, silly twrees) Den da frozen poision dwrops come from da sky and piles up on da grass. Dis is when da good ajents and AITs refuse to go potty outside. Da hoopeople will puts lots of sweaters and coats and sometimes booties on our feets to get us out in da cold and frozen dwrops. Refuse to go out and just snuggle under da blankies wif da hoopeoples until da twrees puts da clothes back on.

Cows: dey are bery, bery big creatures who just wish dey were doxies like us :D. Be bery careful around dem. If dey steps on you (even by accident) you will be a squished AIT. It is bery good of you to help feeds all da udder critters who lib wif you. Just don't share your toys and blankies wif dem, doxies only.

Eyes hab not had da big mizzuns lately, but eyes did one small good one. When I was out for potty, I barked at a trim and flushed out one of dem agents wif knives for paws !!! Boy, did it runs :cheer::cheer: (and da trim too)

Da hoomom has been away a lot lately, so eyes been bery busy guardin' da cave and Ajent Diaper Doll, too.
Ajent BB weportin' out

Meekie

10-28-2007, 01:45 PM

:thanx: Ajent Barky boy for all the good informayshun. eyes did see the twees dropin the close. Eyes wuz thinkin wy they do that? They gets them all preddy colors and then they drop them ont the grund. Eyes don't think Eyes goin to like the frozen dwrops! It does not sound berry nice at all.:faint:

The big black and white doggies that bark really funny is cows then! Eyes seen them goin in the big white cave all the time.

Good job on the debil with claws for paws and the trim. Wes has lots of them debils her too. AIT Wiggly Butt barks and barks at them but they mostly do not listen to her. Theys come up to our perimator and just sit there like they is dum but AIT Wiggly Butt says they is just tryin to fool us. They is really dandress to us doxies.

Eyes goin on other mishshun! Homommy and hogirl ares goin to someplace called Traktor Sou-pli to get us more fud!!!! Eye gets to go along in the red time machine. Eye like goin in it there is a special seat just for me sos Eye can watch for spis. Will port back after mishshun to gibe any informayshun eye finds out there.

AIT Chowhound ober and out

DixieDoodle

10-28-2007, 03:31 PM

AIT,Agent Sleepy!!!!
I no dis iz posed to be boutz mizzionz..but..I hav to ask you wher did you gitz dat cute bwue jeen outfit?!? You r distwacting me wit dat outfit!! I on a new mizzion now to tawk my hoomommy into getting me dis outfit! I WUB it!!! Wooks berry berry cute on you! Simpwee stunning:happy030:
Ova and out.....
AIT,Da Lady in Red:hearts:

gunther's mom

10-29-2007, 12:54 AM

AIT Chowhound- up here in NY State we have trims that are almost like small cows... Well i am exaggeratin a bit here. But it gits so cold here that the trims have to put on extra pounds when the trees lose their clothes.
Adbisor Putty ober and out...

MicheleS

10-31-2007, 08:32 AM

Meekie

10-31-2007, 10:38 AM

Eyes had to go to the room of doom again! The white coats seemed really friendly, are they trying to fool me? Eyes got poked with the sharp thing again but it wasn't sooo bad and eyes didn't say a thing! Then theys was talking to Homommy and talking bout coming back before the Big Bird Day to do a neuter! Eyes think eyes scared of that! They is also going to do a thing called a micro-chip eyes afraid they will be able to track me then. Will my mishuns be in jeporady then? OH my eyes don't know what to do!? AIT Wiggly Butt says it will be ok that she has one of them chip thingys and she is ok. But eyes still not sure.

Ajent digger eyes don't know bout this thing called winter either cept what Adbisor Putty tells me. But the twrees are throwin their clothes all over the ground here in Wis of Consin, and it is gettin rweally cold. Eyes have to wear a coat sometimes to go potty now. Hoomommy is making a thing called a sweather for me to wear in the cave when it gets rweally cold. Eyes so new to all of this stuff...so much for mes to learn.

AIT Chowhound ober and out

LaurieE

10-31-2007, 02:33 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah have seen some twees change dayah clothes from gween to bwown but Ah haven't seen dem go nekked yet. Ah don't know about fwozen drops eitha.

Sunday my hoomama took me to PetSmat tew buy some toys and an aw-duhve. Den she took me into da gwooming woom. Dey put dis ding around ma nose and den dey twied to chop ma toes off. :irked: Ah stood on da shiny table and gave ma hoomama da l@@k but she ignawed me. :tantrum2: Dat wuzn't wight. When we got back home, she put da aw-duhve in with the otha aw-duhves and feeds dem. :spchless: Maybe she's twying to get dem to gwow bigga befaw she gives dem to me faw a snack. Dey awe pwetty small.

SC out --

DixieDoodle

10-31-2007, 06:38 PM

Cawing all AITs,Cawing all AITs!! Atension! Dis iz Da Lady in Red:hearts:!
U won't beweeve it!!! I wuz outside wit my hoomom tonight and dare were wions,tigerz,and berz OH MY! Deh all wubbed me and wanted to pet me! I ebeb got kisses fwum dem amimalz!
Sum of dem wur ghostiz and skewetonz! Dey all wubbed me! My hoommom kept putting diz weally goot candi in dare bags! Why wuz she gibbing dem all dat candi??? I begged hur for zum but she woodn't gib me any:sorry:. She said it wuld gib me a bad tummy ake. So, iz she gibbing doze wions, and tigerz and berz tummy akes to make dem not cum bak?
I don't no but it wuz sure fun! I wuz so happie to see all dem scary tings. My heart wuz weally pounding when we came in. I want to go bak out and zee some more!
She told me if she turns dee light out dey won't cum bak. Oh well, I just taught I'd share dat wit all you AITs.
Wet me no if u had dem amimalz cum to your cabe tonight 2!

gunther's mom

10-31-2007, 06:44 PM

AIT LAdy in Red. Nope no critters at our door tonight. But many little hoopeople princesses. Now, being an elderly Putty, but not too old to see, i would love to see some girlie AIT's in their halloween costumes.

maddoxies

10-31-2007, 08:16 PM

Ajent Digger here. What is dis ting were da trees drop dey clothes. Dey not turns colors here or drop their clothes. I not sees any of dat here. And what are dese frozen poison dwops? I not see all dis stuff you talks about wif "winter" Am I looking in da wrong place?

Ajent Digger, dis is Ajent Diaper Doll. I wemember da days when da trees kept on der clothes and it was not fwreezing and poisin dwops did not fall. Dat was back in my "civillian" life in da souf. Not as far souf as you, but souf of here. You are bery lucky to be in da warm and sunny souf.

Den I came to da norf and all deese tings started to happen, naked twrees, and poisin dwops and frozen doxies :faint: Bee glad dat you are in da souf. Ajent Bean la Doon is bery lucky to be movin' to da place of da First Flight and escapin' da French North Pole (Eyes been der too, bbrrrrr !!! :faint:) Da cold winds hab blown away all da fallen clothes from da trees. Unless I can weport from under my blankie, you may not hear from me until dat trees puts back on der clothes.

Ajent DD weportin' out

Meekie

11-04-2007, 06:09 PM

DixieDoodle

11-04-2007, 07:46 PM

AIT Wiggly Butt and mes went on a lonnng patrol this day. Hoomommy and the AIT Wiggly Butts Hoomommy took us for a long walk down the thing called a road. Wes sniffed and sniffed stuff and eyes had to go berry fast to keep up wift AIT Wiggly Butt she sure can walk fast! Eyes gots to wear my new Green of Bay Packers coat. It is berry pretty and warm. When wes got back one of them devils with claws for paws was outside are fencey perimator. Wes scareded it away, wift ours loud barkin and runnin at it! Hee Hee it was so much fun..I wants to do it again and again.

AIT Chowhound ober and out.
AIT Chowhound dis is Da Lady in Red:hearts:, Eye haf to tell u dat my Grampa is a HUGE GBP fan!! He lubs dem Packers. Hes alwas sain "Da Pack is Back". I weally wub my grampa, he comes oba in da daytime to wet me out while my hoomom is wurking. He gibs me tweats but don't tell my hoomom dat.:gossiping::facelick:
My hoomom made me a spesial shirt tonite to wer to watch dem Colts she wikes so much. She made me sit and watch da game wit her and hoodad. I pwetend to like dem so eyes don't hert her feelers. Here is a pix of me in my Colts shirt. Eye don't like wearin it too much. But eye tink eyes wook cute in it.
Oba and out, Da Lady in Red:hearts:

http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img20/3461/pict0135nf6.jpg

gunther's mom

11-04-2007, 11:05 PM

AIT Lady in Red, I have a similar shirt but it is for the team called the Giant Dachshunds. We play with the Philadelphia Beagles in case ya did not know. They play twice a year. Now playing with Colts... I dunno... a bit outmatched.

Meekie

11-15-2007, 09:46 PM

AIT Chowhound reportin in ... It has been rweally quite here now that the last big mishunin is ober with. Me and Hoomommy and Hoodaddy was going around in the big blue time machine again. Eyes gets to ride in my basket! Anyways we was puttin these yellow sticks in a big red wagon and then the wagon would spit the yellow sticks out into this rweally rweally big wire crate. Eyes tellin you fellow Ajents and AIT that thems the tallest crates Eye eber did see! Anyways notin much happin now except ... OH! OH! eyes did see some of them frozen poison drops! There was not berry many of them buts they made the grass all wet and berry berry cold on my feeties. Hoomommy keeps telling me to hurried up and go potty but eyes takes my time and she gets all cold and shivery. Only thing is eyes gets cold too even when Hoomommy puts on my warm blankie coat. Whats and AIT training to do? AIT Wiggly Butt is no help at all! She likes the frozen posion drops! She doesnt' gets cold at all.:faint:
AIT Chowhound ober and out.

DixieDoodle

11-15-2007, 11:13 PM

AIT The Lady in Red:hearts: portin in.
AIT Chowhound, I no watz u meen boutz doze fwozen Poizon dwops. Dey came here to todae. My hoomom tookz me out to pee and one dwopped on mi noze. I wooked up and cudent figue it outz. I herd my hoomom tell my hoodad it wuz snowding. Hmmmm..iz dat watz dey caw diz fwozen poizen?
Itz ben swow here to. My hoomom iz changing my food to diz spezial food for us Doxies. I keep beggin fo mo but she toldz me I haf to go swow wit it. It mite hut my tummee if I don't. Dat it could also gib me da hot pencil poops if I don't go swow witz it. I beweve her becuz a cupple of weekz ago, I ate some of my pwastic cwate and I didn't tell her and I wuz berry berry sick. Stuff kep shootin outz my mouth forcefully every hour for one hole nite. It scared me weewy bad. She wuz telling hoodad aboutz diz ting and she called it thow up. I hated diz thow up zing. I dont wuntz to hut my tummee n e moe.
Uh oh, I here her cumin now to takz me to bed. Gotta go. Tawk to u agin soon.
Oba and out.
AIT The Lady in Red:hearts:

gunther's mom

11-16-2007, 12:22 AM

Adbisor Putty here- Phew. I was feeling very very sad in that I thought all our AITs quit the cause. I don't mean to sound mushy but I missed you all.
Now AIT Chowhound- i can see why it took you awhile to come back, wif yer paws bein frozen and all that. I can surely relate as I live near the North Pole in upstate NY.
And AIT Da LAdy in Red- did not hear from you but I fully unnderstand dat you had to wecover from eatin da crate. My brudder Jake-who is 19 years old did stuff like dat...he et aluminum from da Chinese fud store. But he was no worse for wear. One New Year's Eve- he took his little terrier body all the way up on the table and dwank da Bailey's Cream. My hoomom actually counted his respirations to see if he wuz safe enough to stay away from da woom of doom. Again, brudder Jake wuz no worse for wear.

EdieBird

11-16-2007, 01:43 AM

AIT ZoomZoom 'porting in!

Dere havint been many mishuns around my house lately. But, I was doing some sniffing around and fownd out dat my "cuzzin" Jupiter mite RILLY be my cuzzin!

See, him's sposed to be a ChiWaWa dog, but he don't look like no WaWa dog dere ever was. Anty Randa said he looks more like a Min-Pin, and den when she started reeding a book about dem, it sed dey act JUST like Jupiter. Den da book sed dat a long long long time ago, somebuddy mixed some Germie Pinchers and some Italian Greyhounds and some DACHSHUNDS together to make da Min-Pin! (Momma sez dere Pincher dogs but Jupiter never pinched me so I don't beleev her.) So dere you have it. My cuzzin Jupiter is a leeeeettle bit Dachshund wif long long legs and a short back and a short nose and he's allowed to walk on his back legs if he wants to and I'm not.

Oh, and I'm making progress on Operation Eat Da Stuffies! I got five dis week! Three Bobos, a red fire hydrant fingy, and a stuffie ball. I'm working on three squirrellys but Momma hided dem so I have to look for dem more.

AIT ZoomZoom, signing out!

gunther's mom

11-24-2007, 07:10 PM

Adbisor Putty here- Just a pic of my latest modest mishun. Trying to catch the turkey..http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/spaniel_photo/photo_0024.jpg

kerie0408

11-24-2007, 11:10 PM

Adbisor Putty here- Just a pic of my latest modest mishun. Trying to catch the turkey..http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/spaniel_photo/photo_0024.jpg

Adbisor Putty, is dat weally you? You once sed we look alike and you were berry right. I am also berry berry shiny.

SO hello ebberyone!!!!!!

Dis is Ajint Silly Dog--

I hab some good news. Dee hooparents is startin' to twust me to be near dee hooman puppy. Dee hooman puppy smells deelightful, 'specially near his widdle behind!!!!!! He is gettin' bigger awready but he still don't do berry much. I still haben't been on many mishuns lately. My hoomom says dat dee "maternity leave" is a special time when she don't hab to go to work. Can I be on "hoobrudder leave" cause I gots a human brudder now?

gunther's mom

11-25-2007, 12:47 AM

Hewwo Agint Silly Dog from the Island that is Long. If my vote means anything, I would say we could put you on "standby" status. This does not mean you is not a full agint. But having a new hooman brudder is pwably a gweater priority.
And thank you for commenting on my shinyness. Now I must say my hoomom does not wash me much which is fine in that I live in freezin' NY upstate territory (not warm like Island of Long).

maddoxies

11-27-2007, 11:29 AM

Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll weportin'

I was captured and tortured by da enemy yesterday :faint:

da dreaded white coats gots me. Dey puts me in a cage, den dey poked me wif sharpe tings. Dey twried to get da secwrets from me. Dey eben looked in my diaper!! Dey poked me and cut my toesy and pulled 4 teefies out, but I said nuttin' ('cept when I sassed da big dog in der wif me).

Dey puts a "microchwip" in me too. Is dis ok? Are day spyin' on me? Da hoomom says it is a good ting, but hoopeoples do lie to us.

Today I am at da "office" wif da hoomom. She says dat she comes here to earn da kibbles, but I don't see any kibbles here. (to tell da truf, my mouth hurts too much to chew da kibbles. I haf ta go back to da woom of doom to have da "stitches" wemoved :oops: dat don't sound good).

I am makin' da slaves of all da peoples here wif da wreally, wreally pitty "L@@K. I am chargin' da toll :0210: :0210: from eberybody who passed by da door.

Ajint Barky Boy is pwrotectin' da cave today while I am here.

Time for a nap

Ajint DD weportin' out

abiose

11-27-2007, 12:08 PM

Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll weportin'

I was captured and tortured by da enemy yesterday :faint:

Azent Bean La Doon checking in... :wavesmile:

Oh nozzzzzzzzzze :sorry: You have been under zee torture!?!?!?
Pleeze stay strong... you did very good at not giving zee informations :0210: you deserved a medal for all zee courage :cheer:

Do no worry for zee microship device... I got one 3 years ago and it never compromised any of my mizzions :D

:hearts:Now, take care and get well soon:hearts:
Oh and yes... zee power of the booboo L@@K is very powerful to manipulate zee oomans to have every thing you ever dream of :Sun2:

Azent Bean La Doon checking out.

DixieDoodle

11-28-2007, 04:32 PM

Oh no AIT Diaper Doll diz iz The Lady in Red:hearts:,
I feel soooo bad fur yu. I cantz eemagine how much dat hert.
I'm boutz to pee myself now becuz I herd my hoomom making "arrangmentz" for me to go to da doom room on Dec.9th to hab my obaries out. What do dey do wit da obaries when dey are out? She told me itz so I cant haz puppieez. She told me dey wud putz me to sweep and I won't feel anyting.
She told me boutz da birdz and beez and dat she don't wunt me having puppiez. Y do day do deese tings to us? I pwomised her I wuldnt be wit any man dogs but she saiz de man dogs hab ways to sweet talkz me into doing tings dat would make me hav de puppiez. I told her no matta what da man dog saiz no way wud I do dat. She smiled and said oh yes you wuld.
I weally, weally, weally don't wantz to hab dis done. I'm berry, berry scared.
How wong did you hab to stay in da room ub doom? Will dey twy to make me talkz when I'm asweep? I will be berry berry stwong and twy not to talkz no matta what happenz. I pwomise.
Oba and outz, The Lady in Red:hearts:

maddoxies

11-28-2007, 04:50 PM

Dear AIT Lady in Red

Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll agin

I won't lie to you, da woom of doom is no fun, but it will be ok.

I had my oberies out years ago. I dunno where dey went, but I is just fine now. I was only at da woom of doom fur da day dis time. No sleeps there; you may have to spend one sleep at da woom of doom. You will feel sleepies and a bit sore afterwards, dis willl pass. Da twrick is not to let da hoomans know it has passed. Use da "L@@K" for da pitty as lwong as you can. :0210::0210:

Your hoomom is wright, dem boy dogs is sneaky. Ajint Barky Boy has twried his ways wif me a couple of times, and I wear a diaper !! :faint: (boys is silly and sneaky). I hab stwraightened him out.

Hide all your secwrets under da bed while you are at da woom of doom, dey neber find dem dere.

:hug2: from your fellow ajint

Short weport

I used da "l@@k" and gots to go to da "work" again today. Peoples pat me :0210: and I slept in da Diapermobile wif no one to bug me all day. More hooslaves, er hoopeoples (hehehe) came in 2day and all say ":faint:she is soooo pretty" (da '"l@@k" gets em ebery time)

U will be fine AIT Lady in Red, tink of dis as your biggest mizzun so far :hug2:

Ajint Diaper Doll goin' fur more of dat soft fud wif gravy

Meekie

11-28-2007, 08:50 PM

Dis is AIT Chowhound and I have soooooo much awful news..... First eyes been on a BIG Misuns with my hoomommy. Her hoomommy crossed ober the rainbow bridge on the Day of Sun and hoomommy habe been berry sad. Eyes been doing lots of the snuggles and try to make her laf. It been berry hard but it is my mishun. Then tomorrow I too have to go to the ROOM OF DOOM! They is going to take my "nadds" that is what hoodaddy says. He says we could run away together but I have to stay and do my mishun for hoomommy! What are my "nadds"? Will I miss them? I am scared fellow ajints. OOOOOhhhhhhh AIT Diaper Doll theys going to put one of those micro things in me too.! Hoomommy says they going to give me a shot for rabbies. She said eyes will be alseep and when eyes wakes up it will be all done. Eyes promise to be strong like the other AIT and not gibe up any screats.

AIT Chowhound ober and out (eyes hope not for the last time!)

UnderdogsMom

11-28-2007, 10:01 PM

Agent Auggie chekin' in.... I was a readin the last post and dats what dy said to me too. Somthin bout "naads" and it was time? and how theys was going away. I hopes I don't needs them nad thingies, They are mines ? I donts know. Then the mama thingy took mes and eyes was the only ones who got a bath tonight... somethings up with dees people. eyes hope they donts take me to that place with the shotie lady.. Dey act srange and took out the cratie box travel thing... Someones going for a ride in It.... I hopes it wasn't cause I chewed a lizard and poo on floor or somethings.. Will keep yas posted- very intrestng

gunther's mom

11-29-2007, 01:41 AM

Adbisor Putty here being astonished at all da news. First of all AIT Chowhound, I is so berry sorry about your grandhoomom. Yes, i peeked over my mudder's should and saw the news on the DBB.
And to Da Lady In Red- lookit..Mebbe i kin borrow my hoomom's stephoscope and come and be yer day nurse. Howebber I don't think my ears will fit in de nursey cap... but I can try. Take scissors and cut holes in de old nursey cap. Yes, dats what i will do.

DixieDoodle

11-29-2007, 07:19 AM

Attn: Chowhound and Augie...The Lady in Red portin in:hearts:
Eyes berry sorry boutz yur hoomoms mom...dats berry sad. Yu must gib herz lub,hugs and curage at all costs. Dat is yur biggest mizzion so fars. Good wuck.
Now, boutz doze nads....I hatez saing diz but my hoomom told me boutz da birdz and beez. You boiz are nuttin but sveet tawking horn dogz and dats y yu nadz must come off. Doze nads r vhat cauzez u to go cwazy ober us girlz. Youz cant take no fo an answer witz doze nads on. Doze nads are kept back der between you bakz legz. You knoz...doze tings you boiz wike to wick all da timez. Datz whatz dey takin off. And becuz of doze tings....I hab to hab my oberies out. So, Im sowwy if I dont soundz to simpetetic becuz nowz I hab to go to woom of doom too to hab oberies outz for doze boiz whoze nadz r still dare.
Hopz you 2 boiz hab good wuck witz da woom of doom. Keep uz posted ub da weezultz.

Abizor Putty,
I wud wub fo youz to be my nurz. I noze u wud takz berry good carez ub me. I wike dat u wud takez big wiskz by cuttin holz in dat cap. Berry berry brave. How can we getz u here?

Oba and ouz fo now, The Lady in Red:hearts:

gunther's mom

12-03-2007, 12:54 AM

Yes- Putty here- I am willing to be da nurse. I must first get them scissors to cut holes in the nursey cap... for my wonderful ears.Don't mean to be braggin, but they are unusually long even for a doxie.
But i have a big problem. Lets see- i should refer to my terminology guide- But I would bet dat da big Silver birds in the sky are grounded. My hoomom just came back from the time machine and lucky she did not fall on her b..t from da sheet of ice. Although, she has plenty of paddin...Good thing she is not watching me type...

Meekie

12-03-2007, 12:23 PM

Well, I's berry glad to report that the nadz removal is no big thing. Only made me mad cause Hoomommy didn't gives me my first fud that day. Very mad at her. They was berry nice to me at the room of doom place. Eberone held me and cuddleds me all day after I wakes up from a long nap. I do have this pink string thingy in my skin down there. Hoomommy says she will take it out in a few days. Don't know why it is there, Berry strange. Anyways eben though they was berry nice to me there I did not bive away any screats. I kept my mouf shut except to bive kisses. I don't miss the nadz I wonder if I really had any of they to begin with? Anyways I'm ready for new mishuns now. Hoomommy says she feels safer with the chip thingy in me... What chip thingy ...I don't feel anything! Hoomans are so confusing and silly.

AIT Chowhound ober and out.

gunther's mom

12-04-2007, 02:55 AM

AIT Chowhound- Adbisor Putty here. Am so proud of you that you kept your secrets. After all, I've heard that "Aunty Thesia" is berry good at deriving secrets from the best of agints.

Meekie

12-12-2007, 10:56 PM

First tankyou Adbisor Putty iz was very proud that iz keept all da scerats. My hoomommy taked da stitchy thing out of my skin and it sure feels better now. Its all heeled up now. Hoomommy says you can not eben see a scar. What is a scar? Anyways somethin is up round here? Da Hoomans keep going away in da time machine and weavin me and AIT Wiggly Butt home. They keep talkin bout crissmuss. This is a big thingy coming! Seems to be berry important to the hoomans. Do you know what it is fellow ajints? Is this somethin we should be worried bout? Da Hoomommy brings home lots of bags and hides them all ober da house. Iz tries to see what is inside them but she is too quick! Will keep my eyes and ears and sniffer going to try to find out something bout this crissmuss thingy.

AIT Chowhound ober and out.

LaurieE

12-13-2007, 07:10 AM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

AIT Chowhound -- No one's told yew about Chwismus? My, my, my. It's a vewy speshul time of yeah. Santa Paws is coming. Santa Paws weally likes dachsies. He leaves us lots of pwesents and tweats under da :tree2: So it's vewy impawtent dat yew don't bawk at him when he comes. If'n you do bawk at him, he may not leave you any pwesents. He'll come sometime on the night of Decemba 24.

Ah must've been espeshuly good last yeah caws Ah got 8 new toys tew play with.

SC out --

DixieDoodle

12-13-2007, 08:55 AM

:sorry:AIT The Lady in Red:hearts: portin in.
Wow,wow,wow....I had da oberie "sword"gery da dae befoe yesteday. My gwandhooparents toox me cause hoomom and hoodad wuz at wok. I had it dun at da shelter becuz it wuz cheep der. Hoomom feltz so bad becuz she said she wuz doing a bargin swordgery on me.
It madez me so sad to see aww of my cuzzins,aunts,uncles,fwends,etc in dat pwizun! Dey were all in cages wocked up and wen dey saw me day all stawted bawking and cwying so loud yu wudnt bewieve it. It wuz terrible. Day all wantd me to wetz dem out of dat pwizon. I twied so hawd to wook fo da keys to dem cagez butz I cudent find any. I twied despwetwe. I weely did. I pwomised dem I wud twy to getz dem out sum day. Day all had same stowy. Day did nutting wong....dare famiwees just cudn't takez care of dem anymoe so day weft dem dare. Day all just kept cwying at me to get dem out. It wuz a nightmare.:sob:
At first I taught hoomom had sent me to pwison too until I saw da man inz da white coat wit da needles. O mie doodness, I taught he wuz going to twy to get me to tawk by torturing me witz all of hiz insturments. Da next ting I new, I wuz bak in my cage and berry berry sweepy. Hoomom picked me up a few hous waiter. She kept kissin me and gabes me berrry special tweetment all nite wong. I just kept sweeping. Whateber day gave me made me sweep da whole ebening and night.
I woke up da next morning and wuz berry hungry. When I walk now, I stop ebery few steps and wick my belly. DAT BAD MAN in da white coat shaved my belwee and he did a horrible job!!! He shabed me all da whay on my sides it wooks so stupid. Will my harez gwo back??? I am so pwoud of my buutiful wed harez and he weelwy messed dem up!
I am feewing much betta todaze butz am still so sad aboutz weeving all of my famiwee and fwends bak at dat pwizon. Even doe day all were so sad day toldz me not to cwy aboutz da pane and day hopez I feel betta soon. I toldz dem I wud twy to cum backz fo dem sumdae.:sad3: I tink my hoomom is going to takez sum suppwies der to helpz dem. She sez she can't takez dem all home wit uz. I guess datz better dan doing nutting.
Anywaze, I just wunted u to no I am ok now and my swordgery went fine.
Oba and outz, The Lady in Red:hearts:

PS. Aignt Chowhound....I'm berry gwad u r ok and didn't gib up u secwets. I hopez I didn't gib up any when day had me sweeping.:sorry:

Meekie

12-15-2007, 10:21 PM

Wow tankyou Ajint Southawn Comfawt for tellin mes about chrismus and santa paws! Izs berry excited now! I'll be on the lookout for this santa paws and izs will not bark at him. I like prezents and speically treats!

AIT The Lady in Red izs so glad you are ok from usz swordery. If izs eber sees that mean hooman that sabed usz hairs Izs will bite him for usz. It must hab been awful wif all them cousins cryin for help and not bein able to helps them. izx so sorry for uzs and them.

AIT Chowhound ober and out

DixieDoodle

12-16-2007, 09:13 AM

AIT Chowhound, Dis iz The Lady in Red:hearts:,

Howz iz u feeeeing todaze warez u nadz were? I'm feewing goodz againz setp for mize attitudze boutz my harez.
Here is pwoof of whatz dat bad hooman didz too meez. Can u beweeb howz he didn't eben taper my hairzcut? He just weft it chop chop. I appweciate uz bitingz him ip uz eber seez him. Uz can see by my face dat I'm berry upsetz bout diz. Itz bad enup dat he tookz my oberies....but y didz he chop chop my beatifulz harez? Dey arez my pwide and joyz, I don'tz meen to sound conceeeted butz dey were so wong and pwetty. All I can sayz iz dey better gwow backz oh elze I will huntz him down and pullz all hiz harez outz witz my bare teefs! Seez howz he wikes it:pullhair:.
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Meekie

12-16-2007, 02:42 PM

The Lady in Red iz feel fine where my nadz was. That bad hooman rweally did chop up uzs hairs! But Izs tink uz still berry purdy. AIT Wiggly Butt says that the hairz will grow back. Her hairz did when they taked her oberies out. The Lady In Red habe uz noticed wez the only ajints reportin in? Doz uz tink somethin wrong? Where is eberbody? Wez will habe to make a new mischun to find the other ajints! AIT Wiggly Butt is patrolin the perimiter outside, she likes the white frozen poison drops, so she doz the patrolin and iz doz the reportin. Will keep uz up to date on what wez find out.

AIT Chowhound ober and out

gunther's mom

12-17-2007, 12:57 AM

To AIT Chowhound. Adbisor Putty here. Nope I am still here not to worry. Dere is nowhere I can go. And I mean nowhere. Even da hooman time machines are not going anywhere. They call it a Noreaster'.
Now, I must admit dat AIT LAdy in Red has a bone to pick. But please, Lady in Red- you are still Bootiful. Meebee yer hooparents kin sew you a dwess to wear until yer very pretty red fur comes back where yer oberries were.
And hint hint- I will be 14 on Dec 29th. I do not look my age and am berry nimble.

Meekie

12-17-2007, 02:14 PM

phew Adbsior Putty iz sure glad to hear uz still there. Sorry bout the Noreaster thingy. We habe nutin to report cept that AIT Wiggly Butt scared away one of those TRIMS. It was trying to come through our perimeter! Wiggly Butt is a good patroler! Iz agree wif uz Adbsior Putty that The Lady In Red is berry purdy eben wif the hairz chopped. If she is too cold wez could cuddle her to keeps her warm. I could loan her one of mez blankies,too. We must look out for our fellow ajints!

AIT Chowhound ober and out

gunther's mom

12-25-2007, 01:30 AM

Adbisor Putty here... jest wishing all my girlie and fellow agints a great holiday. For the record, I used to be one fine singer. My hoomom sings these things called "oratorios". Funny thing is these oratorios make my hoodaddy's face turn green. Here and dere, mudder makes him attend them.
I, for one, have always been a pup singer...myself... get it? not that classical stuff.

maddoxies

12-25-2007, 09:55 AM

We want to wish all our fellow ajints and AITs a bery good howlidays too.

We hab just compweted a bery dangerous mizzun. Big tings fell out of da sky and almost crushed da time machine; but we surbibed and hab wescued a fellow doxie from da pwrison. We now will start her twaining for da DWD. Da first ting we will do is decide on da code name for da new AIT and will notify Little Bird for keepin' da wrecords stwraight. Da new AIT is young and bery small, but we tink she will be a very good ajint for da DWD.

Happy Howlidays to all da DWD and wemember to work da L@@K really hard today for all dem tweats.

Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll weportin' out.

gunther's mom

12-29-2007, 02:56 AM

DixieDoodle

12-29-2007, 08:52 AM

Time to pack my little bags again. Hrmph... i am 14 today and i took a peek at hoomom's groceries and what do I get... DENTAL BONZ. Oh i give her 14 good years of my life.....DENTAL BONZ. I do not think I am loved.
I heard her talk to hoodaddy and she was gonna get me a Giants jersey. Well thank you, but no thanks, I want a special dinner... like rost bif.
AIT Lady in Red:hearts: portin in,
I nose how u feelz. Y doo dey getz to eetz all of dat good stuf and den gib us stoopid dental bonz. My hoomom duz dis 2. Dey all sitz down wight in fwont of me and eetz like king and qeens. Itz berry upsetting. I eben gibz dem da sad eyes wook and dey just ignor meez. Dey alwayz tell me too watez till dey r dun eating and den dey will feed me. Yeah, dey feed me all wight. Dey gib me dat hard dwy foodz. I do eat it cuz datz all I getz. But I sure wud likez to taste dat beef dey eatz. Not fare!! You shud not pak u bagz and weeb doh becuz itz weely no better udder pwaces. I tink itz duh samez eberywarez. Besides, I noze dey wud mizz u zo much!
I tink my hoomom is coming zo I must go. But wike I said....it'z no betta aneee warez elze. So u betta stay puutz.
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

Meekie

12-29-2007, 10:35 AM

Wow ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll what a scawy mishuns uz had!! Iz so glad uz surbibed for sure! Adbisor Putty uz can come libe wif mez if uz want too. But Iz habe to tell uz all Iz gets for fud z that dry hard stuff but itz purdy good fud. Itz great uz been here for 14 years uz very important to all of usz so uz habe to stay anober 14 years. Maybe if uz gibes you Hoomudder the l@@k long nuf she will gibes uz the rost bif! It sure has been berry busy here. Santa Paws bringed us some new toys! AIT Wiggly Butt stealed my new monkey and breaked the squicky thingy in it, but Iz still likes to play wif it. She gots new nylony bones she just lobes those things. Retired Ajint SWT gots a bouncy ball but she lets me play wif it. Now the Hoomans iz talkin bout a NEW YEAR, and its pose to be Happy! Is this a new mishun we needs to invzagate? Iz will keep lisnin for more bout thiz NEW YEAR thingy.

AIT Chowhound ober and out!

LaurieE

12-29-2007, 11:34 AM

DixieDoodle

12-29-2007, 11:35 AM

AIT Chowhound,
I herd dat boutz dis ting called Happee Nu Yeer. Itz every yeer at midnite aboutz 1 week after dat Chwismus day dat all ub da hoomans getz togeber and dwinks sumting called shampane and pway der muzik. Dey all putz deez cute pawty hatz on and blow on horns wen dat cwock stwikes 12. I noze dis cuz my hoomom iz pwanning a pawty and I herd her tawking to my hoodad aboutz hoo dey inbiting.
She told me eyes has to be berry berry good and dat I will haf to stay up witz dem becuz dey will be loud and she wuntz to kiss me at 12. If u get kissed at 12 youz haz good wuck fo da west ub da yeer.
I wub dare parteez cuz I alwayz find tweets on da floor dat dee hoomans dwop. I'm soo gwad my nose is so cwose to dee gwound fo dat weason. Make sure u arz a good boise so u can staize up and eet da tweets dey dwop.
I'm awmost az escited boutz Happee nu Yeer as I wuz Chwismus. I can't waitz fo da tweetz I will find.
Wemember....be good boy so u can stayz up. Wet me nose how it goze.
Wub u! Lady in Red:hearts:

DixieDoodle

12-29-2007, 11:40 AM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Advisa Putty, fuhst let me say :happybdaystring:. Why, yaw just comin' in tew da pwime of yaw life.

Dat's not wight dat dey give yew dental bonz. Yew can come live with me. Not only is it vewy wawm heah most of da dime (it does git cold evewy now and agin but it doesn't last long), but ma hoomom gives me hoopeople food faw bweakfast and dinna and tweats when Ah come in fwom suhveying ma estate. Last night Ah had fwesh steak faw dinna. Dayahs plenty of woom heah too. Dayahs 4 beds plus da big bed and da couch. Yew jus say da wood and Ah'll find hoomama's magic money cahd.
OH MY DOODNESS!! UZ GETZ DAT PWIME BEEF DEY CALL STAKE????? I cantz beweebe it! My hoomom wont wet me hab dat!! I wantz to wib wit yuu 2!! I can find my hoomoms money majic cawd but how doo I getz to da airpowt? She wud neber take me dare. I tink I wud mizz diz snow dough and den stawt mizzing my hooparentz. Den, I wud stawtz a cwying jag and den wudn't be much fun n e moe. Howz can I hab itz boatz waze? Pwweeezzzeee adbize.
Lady in Red:hearts:

DixieDoodle

12-29-2007, 11:47 AM

AIT Putty,
I fogowt it wuz ur birfday on da 29f!!!! I'm so sorry!! I hopez uz getz meny pwesents!!! Here iz a bigg kizz :BlowKiss92:and hugz :hugs:to u fwom me. Sorry datz all I cud getz u. I hope it iz enuf. Aww my wub:muchlove:!!! Lady in Red:hearts:

LaurieE

12-29-2007, 01:12 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

AIT Lady in Wed, to have it both ways, yew could stay dayah until the fuhst snow and den come down until the twees put dayah clothes back on.

SC out --

DixieDoodle

12-29-2007, 06:14 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt

R's u a boy???
I ben tinking bouz diz aww day. U r too ansious fo me to getz dare, temptin me witz dat pwime beef. My hoomomma wawned me boutz u boise. Datz y she made me hab my oberies out! Use been sweet tawkin and befo u nose it u be wisperin in my eerz. Den I wood be unda u spell.
I tink I betta just staze here wit my hooparents. I nose u wudent hurtz me but u wood makez me fall in wub witz u cuz u sooooo handzom! I boutz unda dat spell now.
So, I betta go befo itz too wate. I be tinkin boutz u dough in my dweams.
Wub, Lady in Red:hearts:

LaurieE

12-29-2007, 07:47 PM

DixieDoodle

12-29-2007, 07:57 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Yes, darlin', Ah's most certainly a male. Ma deah, yew misundastand ma intenshuns. Ah's a twue stately Southawn gentleman. Ah wood neva take advantage of a sweet young thin' like yew. Why, dat wood be uncivilized.

SC out --
Oh SC:hearts:,
I nose u r a gentle"man". Da key wood here is "man". Az u pwolly nose, it wood not be berry wady wike fo me to come visit and lib wit u, being u r a man.
I twuwee appreciate duh offer dough. It wuz berry berry nice of u. I just tink it wood not be berry proper.
p.s. Eyes will still dweam aboutz wut mite hab been........
Lady in Red:hearts:

gunther's mom

01-01-2008, 02:18 AM

Agint Southern Comfort- Adbisor Putty here. Yes, our agint Lady in Red, what a ketch she would b, indeed, but as pwofessional agints we have a dooty to keep our boundaries appwopriate. And you are indeed the perfect southern gentleman.
There was a discussion here about da New Year. What happens here is dat they put up fireworks in Saratoga Springs and hence, the calander gets moved-Iguess by the sound of the fireworks. NOW my big concern here- I think all the fireworks have blown away that yellow thing that used to be in the sky. I have not seen it for weeks. So hint hint: mishun --- all you agints, tell me if YOU have seen that yellow thing in the sky cuz it has disappeared...

DixieDoodle

01-01-2008, 08:20 AM

AIT Lady in Red:hearts: portin in.
Awww u boise, u show nose how to make a wady feel good boutz herzelf. Now, boutz da yeayow ting in da sky. I habn't seen it watewee here eeder. It haz ben gwae skies fo a while here. In fact today dat white stuff iz fawin' fwom da sky. It iz berry berry windy too. Do u tink da wind bwew it awayz??? I dontz nose wut I wood do ip it neva came backz. I hab to hab dat yeayow stuffz, it feelz so warm and I wub to way in da yawd and wet it come down on me. It warmz meez and makez me feel wazy.
I hopez wen diz wind stops bwowing dat it comes back!
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

LaurieE

01-01-2008, 10:32 AM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Advisa Putty, Ah was just outside suwveying ma estate and Ah's happy to wepawt dat da yella thin' in da sky is still heah. Ah was investigating hoomama's emails and she got dis aluht. It says dat weah goin' tew have thwee nights of deep fweeze. Tumawow night it's supposed to go down tew 12 degwees. Since Ah live on a countwy estate, it'll be lowa then dat. :faint: Ah think yaw wind is blowing da cold ayah down heah. Can yew stop da wind fwom blowing south?

Meekie

01-02-2008, 12:07 AM

Adbisor Putty Iz habe not seen the yellwao thingy in the sky for days now! Itz be berry cold here and kinda dark all the time. Hoomommy says itz posse to be warmer in a few dayz. Maybe the yellwao thingy will come out of hiding then? Iz will let uz know!

AIT Chowhound ober and out

gunther's mom

01-07-2008, 01:22 AM

Adbisor Putty here... Well I think Agint Southern Comfot musta sent that yellow thing back by huffin and puffin. At least it was here briefly. So much so that I am now in the DOG HOUSE. (Now i don't mean literally-as my hoomom would say- a figure of speech.) The yellow thing gave me so much energy that I have now begun white mountain climbing at the age of 14. What is pwoblematic, accding to hoomom, is that I have now, with my "yellow thing energy" begun to jump on the couch. I did that when I was a wee baby Putty even though hooparents totally discouraged this.
Anybody here climb those white mountains?? Here's the odd thing, dere are hidden treats in some of the mountain-my mom is so totally disgusted with this phenomenon....

MicheleS

01-14-2008, 02:24 PM

Ajent Digger here!!!!

I habe not reported for da longest time as I is in hiding. Da world's meaniest nasty cat has been watching berry berry closely to trwy to learn da secrewts I posses. But don't worry, no matter how much she tortures me wif her finger knives, I will neber reveal my membership in da DWD!!! I gibes her some fishy food just now so dat she will be distracted long enough for me to send dis message. As you are all aware, da world's meaniest nasty cat is a leading spy for da CWD and I habe to be very carefuls around her.

Oh noooo :oops: here she comes......
........Digger out!

DixieDoodle

01-14-2008, 04:42 PM

AIT Lady in Red:hearts: portin in.

I undastand boutz doze devils wit da nives. We hab 2 of dem dat wib here. I twy to chase dem to show dem I am boss butz day hab no pawt of it. Dat gway one slaps me arownd and den twys to wick my ears afta he swapps my ears!!! I tink he is just twying to see in my ears to see if he can weed my mind and getz dem secwets we keep. Stoopid devil he tinks he can weed my mind. If he could weed my mind he wood wun away fwom here and letz me hab all ub hiz food and all ub da effecshun.

Haz n e 1 herd what r next mizzion is gonna bee?

Oh cwap....hear dat devil comes agen. I gotta go fo now. Oba and out.
Lady in Red:hearts:

Meekie

01-14-2008, 05:46 PM

Hoomommy and AIT Wiggly Butts Hoomommy taked her to da room of doom today! She waz not feelin berry well. She wood not play wif me and she wood hide under Hoomommys nest. She said they poked her wif the long pointy thingys two times and taked her blood! They gibed her some stuff to makes her feel better now. She is sleepin under the Hoomommys nest again and still won't play wif me. I will keeps an eye on her as my new mischun and make sure she gets all better.

AIT Chowhound ober and out

DixieDoodle

01-14-2008, 06:09 PM

AIT Chowhound,
Ooooh no....AIT WigglyButt is unda da wetta??? Diz iz gonna bee da most impotant mizzion you hab ebber had!!!
U gotz to go way wit her and not twy to pway. Pway can come later wen wigbut is feewing betta.
I saw my hoomommee typing sumpin in anotha thread boutz diz. She wuz saying dat her first pup wuz widgid wike dat too and wen day took himz to da woom of doom, his pooper gwand wuz cwogged. And dat da man in da white cote squeezed on his bhole and bwack nazty stuff went fwying eberywhere. Dat she had nebber in her wife smelled n e ting dat bad.
Maybe datz aw it iz wit wigbut. Maybe itz her poophole. I hope so.
U haz to be berry berry quiet fo wigbut till wigbut feels betta. Just go and gib wigbut a big hug and way berry quiet dare beside her. Dat shuud make herz feel betta:hug2:. Tell wigbut ip she wunts me too, I cud be dare too fo her. I cud hab hoomommee fire up da time machine and be dare quick becuz she dwives berry fazt. When I hold my hed out da window ip she is dwiving, I can't eben open my ize and my ears boutz bloe off of my hed!
Wet us no how diz aww turns out and :goodluck: on dee most impotant mizzion of ur wife! All of us AITs r counting on u...do not, eye wepeat...do not wet uz down:cheer:.
Lady in Red:hearts:

LaurieE

01-14-2008, 08:25 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

AIT Chowhound, yew must take vewy good cayah of AIT WigglyButt. Yes, dat is maw impawtent den any otha mizshun.

Ma mizshun lately has been tew get maw tweats. And it's wawking. Ah make a pest of maself with ma hoomama. Ah climb up in haw lap and onto haw chest and then give haw lots of kisses so she can't cwoshay. Dat makes haw mad so she gives me tweats tew leave haw alone. Ah's one smawt cookie.

SC out --

DixieDoodle

01-14-2008, 08:37 PM

Agent SC,
:wavesmile:Datz a berry good idea! My hoomommy doznt cwoshay doh. Tonite I saw her throe awaze my beefhide chew in da twash in da kichen becuz she said it wuz gettin to smaw. So for da berry first time I twied to open da door bewow da sink where da twash iz and getz my beefhide out of dat twashcan. I awwmost made it! I had dat door open witz my noze and den here she comez in da woom.
So, I hurreed up and cwosed it soze she woodn't seeze me. Dat is now my newezt mizzun...to getz my beefhide chew out of dat twash wen she not wooking.
Wish me wuck! I'm obzzezzed wit dat beefhide and she makin me mad dat she threw it awayz:sorry:.
AIT Lady in Red:hearts:

LaurieE

01-14-2008, 08:44 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

AIT Lady in Red, yew betta huwwy and git yaw beef hide out of da twash. De hoomans empty da twash a lot. If yew lose yaw beef hide, don't despayah. Dayah will be lots of leftova food in da twash dat you ken eat.

SC out --

MicheleS

01-15-2008, 09:09 AM

AIT Chowhound, :goodluck: wif your mishun to take care of yer fursissy. Dat is da most important mishun we hab. Gibe her wots of :hug2: to feel bedder.

Da twash is berry good plwace to ge tweats, but ebberytime I goes to w@@k in da twash. Mutter says "dats not fer weiners". Dat makes me mad cuz why shouldnt I habe what is in da twash if de hoomans dont want it?

Digger out.........

gunther's mom

01-16-2008, 01:16 AM

Wowee- there has been a lot of news here. I was feeling a bit lonesome without my agints friends, wif no one to Adbise... It's Adbisor Putty here and I was wondering if one of the hoomoms would adbise my hoomom to take up something like cwoshayin also. Then she would not need to go in da time machine every day. But if i had to wait for her to cwoshay me a bwankie I woud be more freezin than I am.
Now my message to AIT WigglyBut- I snuck a peek on my hoomom' computer page.. Am i to understand that AUNTY BIOTIC has now visited your place. She was at my place not all that long ago!! She did good work...

MicheleS

01-17-2008, 08:30 AM

Ajent Digger here..... Need assistance. help2:

Da world's meaniest nasty cat has attacked da hoomom, repeat, ATTACKED DA HOOMOM. Hoomom was trwying to get da evil kitty off da table and she hit da hoomom wif her paw knives. It made da hoomom bleed and hoomom had to put on da bandage. :sorry:

I berry mad about dis. :angry: NOBODY ATTACKS MY HOOMOM!!!! What should I do? :frypan::punch::gun:

Da cats is out ub da control!!! We need to take action!!!!

Digger out..........

LaurieE

01-17-2008, 08:55 AM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah'z so sowwy tew heah dat yaw hoomom was sliced by the paws with knives. Ah have a solution. If'n dayah was a gun in da cave, yew could always shoot da cat and den claim de cat committed sue aside.

SC out --

Meekie

01-17-2008, 12:55 PM

Hi fellow ajent and AIT iz was feelin poorly for awhile. But as Absior Putty said Aunty Biotic is here and she makes me feel all better now. So sorry to hear bout that mean old claws for paws ajint Digger! Usz will have to make it your mishun to get back at da mean cat. Iz will tink on ways for uzs. It is pourin down frozen poison drops here. It is sooooo much on da ground that da Hoomommy pushed it away for us but it is all covered up again. Iz do not mind the white stuff iz kind of like it. AIT Chowhound gets lost in it though. He dos not know how to plow through likes iz do. He gets to cold cause he dos not habe long hairs like me. Tink Iz go out a play some more.
AIT WigglyButt ober and out

Meekie

01-17-2008, 12:58 PM

Iz did it ! Iz compleated mys mishun. AIT WigglyButt is gettin all betters now. Iz did good work. Hoomommy bringed in Aunty Biotic and she helpeded too.
Iz ready for mys next mishun!!!
AIT Chowhound ober and out!

DixieDoodle

01-17-2008, 03:22 PM

:cheer:AIT Chowhound! Uz did it! You deserv a medll fo comfoting Wigbut. Eyez so pwoud of uz I cud gib u a big ole kizz on da mouf!!! Uz accompwished dat most impotant mizzion wif fwying colors!:cheer:

AIT Digger, So sowwy boutz da hoomom. Iz diz duh fist time dat debbil swiced her? If so, maabee her pushing him awound wuz enuf to scare him to not doo it agane. If he haz dun dat befoe, I wud sneek up on him whyl he is sweeping and wift my weg and pee on him! Den u muzt wun berry berry fast cuz it will makez him berry mad and he will twy to uze doze nibes on u 2! He mite eben twy to spit on u. U cud also pee and poo in his bowl where he eetz. Dem debbils wike to keep dem selves cwean and dat will weally getz him. Just keep hiz bowls dirtee wif u pee and poo.
Aldo, diz mike makez u hoomom weally mad at u fo poo/pee in dah house. U will haf to deside if it iz worf it.

Wet us no wut happenz!

Ober and out, Lady in Red:hearts:

maddoxies

01-17-2008, 03:49 PM

Dear Ajint Digger

maybe you could sneak up on da debil wif da knives, when it is slweepin' and bark real loud in his ear (and den RUN).

Sowrry to hear about da hoomom.

We started to twrain da new foster, but hab discobered da she is a spy :faint:. She is not 100% doxie, der is pwrobably min pin in her (da leggies are too too long fur one ub us, and da ears are too shorts). We did not teach her any ub da big secwrets. and we hab been holding off on da big mizzuns until she is gone.

She did not wespect Ajint DD also, she gave DD a bloody chin in da scwrap for da cow hoof. She wrestles and wrestles wif Ajint Barky Boy too. We is lookin' forward to da quiet naps when she is gone (9 more sleeps in da big bed)

Ajints DD and BB weportin out

gunther's mom

01-18-2008, 02:51 AM

Now Agint DD and BB- Adbisor putty here. Now ya got me wondering. My brudder,jake, also has very odd dimensions. Very unlike a doxhund,like me. Though he is a puny dog (and a 19 year old at that)- he has berry long legs, and berrry short ears. He wuz adopted so we don't have papers like dey so for me, a royal doxie. The white coats labelled him as a Fox Terrier, but hoomom and hoodad have done research and believe he is a Rat Terrier.
But now after you talk about yer spy the Min-Pin... I gotta wonder, if after all these years, my brudder might be a spy too. Please help me wif my mixed emotions. I feel I should be supportive of him, as he cannot see well and can't hear well. Meebe it is just a ruse though... hmmm.

DixieDoodle

01-18-2008, 07:38 AM

Abisor Putty,
How wong haz dat old furman ben wiiving witz da hooparentz? If he haz ben dare a wong time, I wudn't worry boutz it. He iz famiwee wegaudless if he not 100% doxie wike us. Ezpeciwee centz he cant hear or see berry well, I tink uz haz nutting to wooweee boutz. Just wub him witz all u hart sinz hee iz old furman.
NOW....if hee juzt got dare....dat cud be a diffwent stowee! He mite be pweetending to not be abl to hear or see. It cud all be a dizguize. He mite hab gotten into dat makeup stuffz r hoomoms wear to makez him wook old! And eben dyed hiz hairbs to wook old. Dey eben makez deez wittle tings hoopeeps putz on dare eyebalz to makez dare eyez dipperent colors and gibs dem xray vizion! My hoosister wherbz dem. She came home one day and her eyez were gween and den day vent bwue! He cud be a spy if he wuzn't dare befoe u gotz dare.
Ur mizzion shud be to see ip he warez dat makeup or doze tings on hiz eyez!
:goodluck: and be berry kearful! Lady in Red:hearts::hug2:

maddoxies

01-18-2008, 08:33 AM

Adbisor Putty, dis is Ajints DD and BB, we thinks you furbrudder is ok. He has ben wif you long times. Da foster here is new, and she had made two fights wif DD and has kinda hurt her too. We tinks SHE is a spy, but your brudder doesnot sound like one to us. You are wise and would hab known long ago if he was da spy.

Da foster leaves in 8 more big bed sleeps. Da hoomom is doing good to twry to protwect DD and DD gibes da good fight eben wif da bad leggies.

Ajints DD and BB weportin' out

PS We peeked at da 'puter when da hoomom was on and Ajint Bean La Doon has awrived at da new cave and is busy 'splorin' her new perwimiters.

gunther's mom

01-20-2008, 01:30 AM

Adbisor Putty here- Yea I guess yer right. My brudder Jake, the old furman, has been wif us-oh about 14 years. Never never will I ferget the day when this white furman was brought in my cave. I was not eben a year old. He wuz in da pound twice due to bad behavior we wuz told. Fwankly he really wuz not bad just, as dey say euphemistically, "high spirited". I am studying da dictionery and am lerning new words to be a better advisor.
And Agint Bean La Doon- hope we hear about da pewimeter. Now who da heck is gonna be our representative from da French North Pole??? Oh ya gotta hear this- When it was my birfday, my hoomom got a note that said "Bonne fete". (My hoodaddy, not being the scholar dat my hoomom is, said lookie it says "Bonnie feetie".) Oh ya can't make it up....

DixieDoodle

01-20-2008, 09:14 AM

Meekie

01-20-2008, 12:37 PM

OH NO AIT Lady in Red uz has to stay here wif us. Uz a berry good Ajint in Training. Thats why wez AIT an not Ajinets yet , cause wez has so much to learn yet. Abvisor Putty has so many years ob wizdum to pass on to all the AIT's. He is not tryin to makes uz seem dumb hez just soooo smart, an tryin to make usz smarter too. Besides who would gives mez so much incurigment if yz was not here? Please stay wif us!

AIT Chowhound ober and out.

MicheleS

01-20-2008, 01:18 PM

Yes, AIT Lady in Red, U habe to stay wif us. It takes a loooong time to learn ebberting you needs to be a good ajent. I knows dat when I wuz a new AIT, I know berry little. I suggest you read some ub de old mishun repworts to learn about de old mishuns and da lingo we uze sometimes. Maybe one of da udder ajents can come along and post de links to da old mishun repworts.

BTW, da French North Pole is indeed in Canada. Now dat Ajent Bean la Doon is no longer dere, we are afwaid dat da devils wif da knives for paws will take it over again. Ajent Bean la Doon is a very brave ajent, wif da special knowledge about da felines.

LaurieE

01-20-2008, 09:33 PM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

AIT Lady in Wed - It takes a long time tew become a full ajint. Be shaw to weed da DWD Code Book. It has some vewy impawtent woods in it. Ah also had to go on many miszhuns and wepawt back heah on how they went before Ah gwaduated to full ajint. Yew must have payshents and study vewy hawd.

Flaweeduh is having a vewy deep fweeze tonight. Ah think an ajint from the CWD left da AC on high and is twying to tuhn da Flaweeduh ajints into popsicles. Dey won't git me. Ah'll fool them. Ah'z staying unda da covas.

SC out --

gunther's mom

01-21-2008, 02:15 AM

My dearest AIT LAdy in Red- I wrote a long post, but my hoomom came by, and being that she is no tech wiz-well I think she made it go by by.
So Lady in Red- don't you worry yer purdy little head off. (Now, other males agints, let me know if I is being chauvenistic.) Being a pretty little thing, you have far greater attributes, not requiring you to master a hooman dixtionerie like me. Now I is an old man and I need to compensate in ways other than physical pwowess. Dough I must say I am still quite handsome and agile for my 14 years.
An yes, Da French North Pole is north of where my cave is. My cave is in Smallbunny NY. Now when my hooparents visited Montree-all, former home of Agint Bean La Doon, dey marvelled once more at the times machines that live in a tunnel. Ain't dat somethin'
And agin- don't worry yer pretty little red head over any dixtionerie. But da code book-jes dat's pretty much mandetory fer all agints. But never fear we are here to clawify any questions in da code book.

maddoxies

01-21-2008, 11:57 AM

help2:Putty,
Wut iz diz dikshunawee u speek uf? Shud wee aww be studeeing diz ting? I twied to zee wut u speek uf but wut I found wooks wike human woods to meez. Iz dare a doxie dikshunawee...iz dat wut u meen?
Pweeze don't get aww smawtee pantz on us...wee won't nose wutz u sayin!! And diz bonne fete...I had to wook it up 2 on diz computa, y cudn't uze just sae happy birfdae? U makin me feew pwetty stoopid boutz mysef.:kfrown: Wike wight now witz u speekin of diz Fwench noth pole. Wut is dat? U meen Canadada? I'm sooo sadz wight now. I feew berry weft outz. Maabee eyez shud not be hearz at duh DWD. I taught eyez wuz weady to be a AIT but nowz eye habin 2nd toughts.:sad2:
:sosad: Lady in Red:hearts:

Dear AIT Lady In Red

We needs you here. Eyes am formerly from da French North Pole (da hoomans call it Montreal, Canada). Ajint Bean La Doon just move from der to da deep south. Ajint Bean La Doon is bery good at usin' da English, from time to time, we use da bery small French phrases to make her feel more at home (and so dat I don't forgets my "second human language" too.. Ajint BLD and I can spy on da hoomans in all of da frozen north, wif da two languages).

You are da bery good AIT. Wif da code book and some mizzuns, Ajint Diaper Doll and me are sure you will be da full Ajint soon.

We is not doing much mizzuns here. It is much to frozen (too cold for eben da Diapermobile for DD to go out) and we is keepin' our eyes on da "spy". We believe she is leavin' us in 6 more big bed sleeps.

We hab da question for da udder AITs and Ajints. Da udder night da ceiling in da cave screamed and screamed and hurted our ears. What is dis? Da hoomom gots out da Diapermobile, our coats and blankies and diapers, but we did nots leave da cave. She puts dem all away again, when da ceiling stopped screaming. Does dis happen to udder AITs and Ajints?

Ajint Barky Boy goin' back to watch da spy.

DixieDoodle

01-21-2008, 07:01 PM

AIT Lady in Red:hearts: here! I AM BACK AND WEADY FOR MY NEXT MIZZION!

First, wet me sae I'm berry berry sorry fo bein such a cwy babie. I dontz nose wut goz intoo meez dat day. I neeed u aww to nose I'm berry strong but wuz habin one uf dose momentz. U zee I wuz sweeping berry sound in duh debils bed tinking I had wun duh battle wit doze stoopid debils dat wib herez. Dat gway debil bit mize eer and I gotz zo mad at him dat I just cwalled wight up in hiz bed and took a nap. I new he wud be so jealwous. And I wuz wight! He pouted awound aww daze boutz it and wefuzed to come outz fwom unda da hooparewentz bed!
Well....dat onlwee waasted fo dat day. Now he haz tawlked to dat udder stoopid debil dat wibs here and day have a pact dat dey bofe r gonna way in dat zame bed soze I can't get in it no moe! Doze debils r weally getting me mad!
Duz any of u AIT or Agentz hab n e abvice fo me? I gotz to get back in dat bed!! I still cantz beweave day bofe get in dat one tiny bed to keeps me out! I eben hab pwoof dat day bofe r against me....here iz a pickure uf dem debils! Just wook at how dare beedy eyez gwow in da dawk!
Oba and outz...Lady in Red:hearts:
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gunther's mom

01-21-2008, 11:09 PM

OMG- Dear AIT Lady in Red. .. those are indeed debils. I have seen debils in my time, but none quite like the ones in da pikture. So here's some adbice from me, Adbisor Putty: Boot up the compooter, and put it on some kinda web site, like CWD (or Fewine Dominion).... jest google it... maybe something will come up. When dey go to ibestigate the site, take over da place .
And also ifn you wanna be pwomoted to full agint, to help yer self-confidence vis a vis this personal mishun... jest ask. I fwankly don't know ho is in charge of promoshuns, but I don't sink there is a formal test. Surely no dictionarie test..... to be sure.

gunther's mom

01-21-2008, 11:17 PM

Oh- and Agint Barky Boy- Dat is weird about the ceiling in da cave. Now I live in similar circumstanzes as you. Berry berry cold, no sun. Are u sure it was not the carpet dwagon on da floor above? Am worried sick that you mighta had an avalanche... but since your here to tell the tale, I imagine dats not it.
Adbisor Putty- ober and out... too.

EdieBird

01-21-2008, 11:26 PM

AIT Zoom-Zoom porting in!

I know, I not bin portin' berry much. It's bin one mishun after anudder lately! My momma moved lots of stuff and I was berry worried she'd find where I hided my seecrit 'ports and mishun breefs. But she diddent.

I keep getting in trubbles for braking plushies. But of corse I have to brake dem, cuz udderwise da eevil felines mite get da seecrits inside dem! (but not da Tuxedo Max, he's retired from the CWD on a medicull discharge and dey don't take him sereeusly 'cuz he kind stumbles around and forgets what he's doing a lot)

It's hard to do outside mishins now! It's so berry berry cold outside dat even wif a sweater on all I can do is shake and shake. It's COLD! Momma sez my nose will turn blue if I stay outside too long.

AIT Zoom-Zoom signing out!

MicheleS

01-22-2008, 12:47 AM

Ajint Digger here...

AIT Lady in Red, dose are some mean looking debils wif knives you got in your cave. Are dey as mean as de World's Meaniest Nasty Cat? Dat is da one dat libes in my cave and she is da queen of da CWD. I will trwy to spy and see if she gots da contact wif dose two in your house. I do habe some adwize fer you. Remeber dat da debils wif knives for paws is berry easily distracted by dis stuff called "catnip" Keep some handy for da eemergensees.

Ajent Barky Boy, my mutter says dat sometimes da ceiling where she works starts to scream and scream, too. Mutter says it gives her sumpting called a "My-grain" Den mutter has to lays down in da dark and I habe to cuddle up next to her to makes her feel better. I not know what it is.

Digger out...

DixieDoodle

01-22-2008, 04:06 PM

Ajent Barky Boy,
Centz ur hoomom got her cote wen da seeling was screemin', I tink it wuz diz ting called a smoke awarm! Wuz she burnin hur suppa? Dat scweemin ting wetz dem no dat dare mae be a fire in da cabe.

R ceilwing scweems ebery time my hoosista comes home fwom da college and makez herself somtin to eetz. She burns eberyting especiawee diz stuff cawed garwic bwead. If I see herz makin dat I just wun off to da libing woom and cober my eerz. Wen she is done, den I find her witz my powerful noze to get da cwumbs she dwops. If uz hazn't had dat garwic bwead....u missin out on goooooood stuffz!!!

It somtimes sounds wike a bird chirpin 2! Dat is ven da batterwies are dying.

Wet me no if dat iz it!
OMG..hear comez dat debil...I gotz to go....I will weport back on dem soon.

Lady in Red:hearts:

maddoxies

01-22-2008, 08:56 PM

See AIT Lady in Red, you can help us.

Da screaming was da "central alwarm", for all da caves here. We hab bunches and bunches of caves altogether. Da hoomans call it "apartments".

Der was no dinner in our house. Hoomom was havin' a baf in snot water when da screamin' started. Der were trucks and fwashy lights and eberyting.

thank you for da infurmastions. We will hab da secwrets of DWD packed and wready to weave for da next time.

I may lose my ajint status, but I am afwraid of fire, but I not tell anyone why

Ajint Barky Boy, goin' to pack da secwrets.

DixieDoodle

01-22-2008, 09:58 PM

Aigent Barky Boy...use can neber lose ur statis ober being afwaid! Being afwaid is good sumtimes! It makez us causious boutz tings. If u werent afwaid of firez, us cud get burnt! Eyez gwad to help. I gues we can teech each other tings...datz y we arz here! It'z good u hoomom gotz da baluablez weady to get outz in a hurwee....sum tings haf to be sabed...wike our DWD secwets!
I hab mine hidden in dat ting dat holdz da toiwet paper woll dat hangs on da wall in dat batwoom where da hoomans doo dare buziness. Mize paperz fit in dare fine after I wolled dem up in a wittle ball. I stuffed it in dat metal tube. Pweaze don't tell n e won unwess sumtin happenz to mee. If sumtin happenz to me...use haz to getz it out uf dare and destwoy dem!
Use nose use can tell me anyting. Ifs u wantz to tawk boutz da weason u dont wike fire, I will wisten and will not waugh at u. Mize fear iz da stepz in diz cabe. I neber go up or down dem...my hoofamiwee carries me up and down. I so scared of doze steps. I just stand dare and bawk to get up da starez.
I'm gwad weeze can help eech udder.
Wotz of Wub, Lady in Red:hearts:

DixieDoodle

01-22-2008, 10:04 PM

Ajint Digger,
U willz neber beweave wut I found in da hoomoms kichen cabnet!!! I wuz wookin fo sum beef hidez when she was gone and I found diz bag of stuffz dat sade catnip on it! I can't weach it soze my mizzion now iz to getz dat stuff down. Butz den wut do I doo wit it???
Wotz of Wub and weespect, Lady in Red:hearts:
p.z. m eyez da onwee girl AIT? I habn't seen udder girlz watewee on da DWD.

EdieBird

01-23-2008, 01:06 AM

abiose

01-23-2008, 08:47 AM

Azent Bean La Doon checking in from zee South :Sun2:

Allo all!!! :wavesmile:

Long time no see... I was very busy leaning to walk again doing lot of secwet training and exercises... today I'm not only walk but I run az well bweeee :dogwalk:

Az a lot of you know... I'm no more a French North Pole azent. My hoomans moved all of us here to "Caroline North"'s place and don't ask, I never saw this person yet :sorry: which I found strange.

My feline brozers didn't take zee change very well (of course cauz they are just felines) but I did because (of course cauz I'm a super dog) I'm a good little vesatile azent :0210: and I'm now proud to say that I'm an American Dogtizen *yup yup*... privilege that my hoomans can't have *giggle*.

Now I have a huge new territory to watch and I can see a tone of new mizzions in zee future. I will be a pretty buzy little miss Azent Bean La Doon, I tell ya!

Azent Bean La Doon chekcing out :seeya:

MicheleS

01-23-2008, 04:00 PM

Ajent Digger here....:wavesmile:

I am a girl ajent, too. Dere are several of us here.

I had a speshul top secrwet mishun yesterday, I went to da secwet meeting place dat da hoomans call "Petsmart" What a great cover dat is!!! Da hoomans not know dat "Petsmart" is a secrwet meeting place. I saw wots of inferments and exchanged messages. :happy030: Does any of da other ajents or AIT's go to da Petsmart?

Dere was also a wabbit in a cage dere, but hoomom not let me eat it! :sorry:

Lady in Red, you gots to put da catnip near where da debils wif knives for paws sleep and dey will calm down.

Digger out.

DixieDoodle

01-23-2008, 05:05 PM

AIT Zoom-Zoom porting in!

AIT Lady in Red, I am a girl AIT too! (but I don't post many mishuns...dere's lots of CATS here watching me all da time)

What you gotta do wif da catnip, is throw it all over the floor. The cats will be so distracted by it dat dey won't interfere wif yoor mishuns any more! I wood do dat, myself, but da hoomans took away all da catnip after Tuxedo Max got it out and ate a whole bag all by himself!

My new mishun is a fishin mishun! I gotta figure out how to get the fishies...they are in clear boxes wif lites on dem and all full of water. I can see dem moving and swimming and dey get WORMS to eat! I think the worms smell yummy. So, my mishun is to get dose worms, and den get da fishies. Wiffowt slobbering on da glass boxes so nobuddy knows it was me...

Must go fink of a stragety.

AIT Zoom-Zoom signing out!

AIT Zoom-Zoom!
Yay! So gwad I'm not dee onwe girl:hug2:. Gess wut??? We hab dose big gwass boxes herez 2! Dare are 2 of dem in r room under duh main cabe. Dat woom under duh main cabe is ware da hooteenz hang outz. Dare is a 55 gawwon box and a 125 gawwon box witz doze fishes. I saw hoodad feeding dem for duh first time wast week! Doze fishez r boutz az big as me!!!! I'm berry afwaid of dem. Dey eben gwabbed dat food wight out of hiz hand and boutz bit hiz fingwers off!!! Uz must be berry brabe to want to get dem! Alzo datz where da debilz hang out 2....dey wub to watch doze fishez! Day just stare at dem fo hourz! It'z wike day r watching tv.
I weally don't wike dat woom unda da cabe, scary tings go on down dare wit doze fish and debilz. Dee onwee weason I go down dare is hoomom carries me down dare when she puts aww of da cwothes in dat big white machine dat holdz water. Dat is ven I vent snoopin wound and saw aww dose tings! Den dat big machine stawted making noizez and I wan fo the stepz and waited for hoomom to carwee me back up to da main cabe.
I tink bad tingz happen downz dare. Wize do day hab all of dem glass boxes with water and den dat big machine with water???
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

maddoxies

01-23-2008, 10:37 PM

Dear AIT Lady in Red
Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll, I is a girlie too and so is our friend and fellow Ajint Bean La Doon, as well as Ajint Digger. Der is lots of girl ajints and AITs :cheer:

GO DWD Girl Power:cheer:

Meekie

01-23-2008, 10:47 PM

AIT Lady in Red Iz an girlie AIT too. There iz lots of us. Our ajint names sometimes makes it hard to tell ifn wez boys or girls. Iz habe to tell uz that we had some of them boxes wif water and fishies in to. But sometin happened to the water and all the fishies died and hoomom taked down the boxes and puts them away. No more fishies here. Good sing Iz didn't hide any swrecrets in them boxes of water.

AIT Wiggly Butt ober and out

gunther's mom

01-27-2008, 02:16 AM

For those of you who don't know, I was a hero dog... name in paper and all that for wescuing my hoomom. See I barked before da big sound in the ceiling occurred. Fwankly it was berry scary and I can't eben be near da stove when dere is smoke. Dey call it PTSD. I shake all over., really truly, not making it up.
Oh Agint Diaper Doll- Did you not have a pink stowller, if I recall...
And da mishun of the week- protecting my furman brother Jake,the 19 yr old. My stoopid hoomans-dey took him to room of doom and now his towsies are cut off. Any adbise?
Ober and out... Adbisor Putty

EdieBird

01-27-2008, 03:13 AM

AIT Zoom-Zoom here.

Adbiser Putty, I suggest Peanut Butter! It's da most bestest stuff in da world! It maked me all better after my askident yesturday.

I was chasing a toy and I ran into da couch! I hitted my shoulder berry hard and it hurted SO much! I fell over and rolled into a little ball to pertect myself and I screamed and screamed and Momma came running over and gramma and da anties came running over and dey were all berry upsetted. Momma taked me to my room and petted my legs and my back and I coodint help it, I cried when she pressed on my shoulder a little bit. Den Momma telled me to come to her down the hallway and when she saw that I cood walk and not scream den she put some Peanut Butter in my Kong and I licked and licked and licked it.

And today my should not even hurting at all. See how powerful da Peanut Butter is?

DixieDoodle

01-27-2008, 09:32 AM

ZoomZoom, Datz just awwfu!:dizzy2: I'm gwad u feelwing betta. Now uze noze dat uze can getz dat peenutbutta if uze give duh wook n e timez!! Uze must make uze of duh wook to ur abantage!!!! Uze must pwactise it dailwee!

Putty, Wutz doo uze meen boutz u brudders toez??? U meen hiz nailz or weally hiz toez????
Dat iz just so mawvelus boutz u bein a herwo!!!!! Uze aww mize herwo too! I wood wub to meetz u sumdaze. U deezervez a special medul:hearts:.

Eye dontz hab much going on at my cabe 2day. Duh hoomom iz going to make a biiiiiig woast fo dare dinnerz 2night. Eye herd her tellin my hoodaddy datz wut sheez making. So my mishun todae iz to getz sum ub dat beef sumhowz. Eye tink Eye will twy duh wook aggin. Becuz yesterdae she made chiken and Eye sat berry patintwee unda her feetz wile she wuz cooking and she gabez me wittle piecez uf dat chiken, Eye noticed if eyez sat quietwee and gabe her duh wook she gabe me sumz. It wuz da bom!!!
Herez iz a pic of mee pwacticing duh wook! Uze aww must pwactice diz on a dailwee basiz, see how it worked for me! She gabe me sumz beefhidez.
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8355/pict0095editedgf6.jpg

Wherez duh beef?:dog2:, AIT Lady in Red:hearts:

maddoxies

01-27-2008, 03:42 PM

Oh Agint Diaper Doll- Did you not have a pink stowller, if I recall...
Ober and out... Adbisor Putty

Eyes did have da pink diapermobile. We twraded it for da blue diapermobile. It is da bigger twroop carrier if we needs to de-ploy to help da udder agints.

We hab shipped out da spy foster :cheer:. Da new foster is good guy and 100% doxie.

Peanut butter is a good healer, da cheese is good too :Sun2:

gunther's mom

01-28-2008, 12:07 AM

Adbisor Putty here- AIT Zoom Zoom -I is so sorry about your ouchy.But I am glad you is better.
And AIT Lady in Red- I am also gettin extra fud lately. This is really not so good for me as I used to be a plump Putty. My hooparents are kafuddled in the head. They switched their working hours and got my feeding schedule all mixed ups. So mommy feeds me, does not communicate with hoodad, who den feeds me agin a few hours later. Dis has happened quite a lot lately. And i keep my lips sealed, as in, "lets pretend I am indeed starvin."
But ifn I gain more wieght I will have to go to dat darn website called WW. My hoomom bisits that website too.

Meekie

01-29-2008, 12:01 AM

BIG MISHUN today!!! AIT Wiggly Butt had to keeps an intruder at bay!! It waz dis big whitey thingy wif a ratz tail on it. It had berry big teefths. Da Hoomommy and Hoodaddy was gone in da time machine and Wiggly Butts Hoomommy waz leaving to go to da Kurr-otty place. But she seed Wiggly Butt barking at da teefthy rat-tail thingy. She calls it an possim and she grabbeded me and puts me in da cabe and closed da doggie door. I waz Wiggly Butts backup now she waz outs there all alone! But her Hoomommy gots her away from da possim thingy and then it looked like it waz dead. But Wiggly Butt saz it waz just pretendin. Da Hooparents camed home an Hoodaddy scooped it up wif a big shovel and throwed it out into da woods. AIT Wiggly Butt waz soooooooo braveb Iz sooo proud of her! Iz wreally tired now so
AIT Chowhound ober an out

LaurieE

01-29-2008, 08:37 AM

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

AITs Chowhound and Wiggly Butt - Ya'll wah vewy bwave. Ah's vewy pwoud of yew faw a job well done. :happy030:

Dat reminds me of da time ma sista and Ah (dat was befaw we was ajints) got hold of one. It tuhned into a fuzz ball and wasn't any fun anymaw so we left it alone. Ma hoomama got us inside and she went to wawk mumblin somethin about it wood be gone when she got home. Well, when she got home, it wasn't gone. It was still in the fenced awea. It wasn't jus playing dead, it was dead-dead.

SC out --