DWD Strikes Back

[Mark]

Here is our new, more secure ComCenter . . .

[maddoxies]

:wavesmile: we have made da twransfer sucessfully

[Meekie]

We habe found da new Comcenter and ready for new mishuns! Just in time too the wind is wreally angry tonight an wez waz afeared dat all ob our screats would blow away! It is so cold out there dath Chowhound habe to wear two coats to go potty! Wz goin to study our mishuns from inside the cabe tonight.

AIT Wiggly Butt and Chowhound ober an out

[Vasiakine]

Oh man, its cold here too.......sopposed to get a blizered!

Nice comcenter!!:Sun2:

Kseniya

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in... :wavesmile:

I found zee new Comcenter az well... I weepeat, I found you I found you :happy030:

[Heidismom]

Hello, fellow and girlie Agents and AIts! This is Agent Sleepy checkin' in from another 'puter with my niece, AIT Dragon, who is hiding with me every chance we get! We are conspiring at this point, to get the dinners tonight, because the hoomoms are gonna get hamburgers and french fries from In'N'Out burgers - we overheard this delicious plan about 20 minutes ago, so we are off to nab some bites - or more if we can manage that! Agent Sleepy and AIT Dragon over and out! The wind is chillin'! Repeat: the wind is chillin'!

[gunther's mom]

Hah- Adbisor Putty here. found ya. I gotta be brief in that my hoomom has major ouchies as she fell down da icy steps. She keeps mumblin something about moving down where dere are no freezin poison dwops. To make matter worse, she went to see dat machine that sees through the body and da machine wuz broken. Thank goodness dere is better healthcare for us agints.

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here. :wavesmile:

I habe found da new comcenter and am being berry carefuls not to let da world's meaniest nasty cat see it.

I took yesterday off from da mishuns cuz it wuz my birfday! Mutter sayed dat I wuz 4 years old, but I don't think I look a day over 3. I gots lots of treats and belly rubs and I gots to go visit my furfweinds in da nayborhood. :cheer:

I am weady for da new mishuns now. If any ub da fwozen ajents wants to come and stay wif me here, dey are :welcome: to come to da south. Adbiser Putty, sending some :rayz::rayz: for your hoomom.

Digger out!

[daionara]

Dis is AIT Dozer. At weast I fink I is AIT Dozer. I git cumfuzed sumtimez.

I made my hoomom chase me in da white stuff wast nite! I knows dat most of ya donts like da white stuff but I WUV IT!!! Hoomom was not pleez'd about it though.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah found da new Com Centa. Good ding too. Ah'z vewy waweed. Ah cawt ma hoomama putting in an applacayshun for anudda dachsie dat looks jes like me but is a lot younga than me. Do yew dink Ah'z being weplaced?

[Meekie]

Oh no ajint Southawn Comfawt wez thinks yuz gettin an assisstant! Then yuz won't habe to do all da patrolin and stuff on yuz mishuns by yuz self. It will be great! Yuz berry lucky! Yuz will habe to recurit this new doxie right away! :goodluck: wif this new mishun!

AIT Chowhound wreportin for AIT Wiggly Butt
Da Big yellow shiny thing is shinein Wrepeat Da Big yellow shiny thing is shinein!

Ober and out

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah'z vewy weleaved. Oh, Ah could use an assistant. Ma sista used to help me but she went to da Bwidge a few yeahs back so Ah'z bin doing all da wawk since den. How can Ah make shaw Ah'z get an assistant? Is dayah somethin Ah can do?

SC out --

[doxi1myheart]

Ajents jellybean,knick-knack,and tizzy weportin' inn. Wee hab too guests stayin' heer wit us,and 'bout gotts dem weecrewted too join us on dis misshun. Duh hoomans tink dat one ob em iz def,but shee's is playin' possim-he he he (shuld bee helpful too our caus. Shee wil bee abel too here dem's talkin) Ober and owt!

[Meekie]

good news fellrow ajinets we may habe a new AIT soon. His Hoomom puts things up on the other hooman posts here . Wez waz talking when the hoomoms waz not lookin and Iz tells him bout DWD hes berry much interest to be an AIT. :crsfnger: Wez can usz a new AIT:happy030:

AIT Chowhound ober and owt

[Vasiakine]

good news fellrow ajinets we may habe a new AIT soon. His Hoomom puts things up on the other hooman posts here . Wez waz talking when the hoomoms waz not lookin and Iz tells him bout DWD hes berry much interest to be an AIT. :crsfnger: Wez can usz a new AIT:happy030:

AIT Chowhound ober and owt




HI Chowhound and fellow Agents!

I am Cumberlovin'weenie( CLW as you may call it)

Chowhound, my fwend, i dont know if you wer talken abwout me or not, but i dont know, thank yiou a lot my fwend!!:Sun2:

Soon to be AIT CLW over and oout!!

[Meekie]

Yeah AIT CLW you habe joineded uz myz fwend! Yes it waz uz I waz talkin bout. I habe been woozin my teefths lately. Hoomommy says Iz gettin to be da big boy now! Iz hardly eber habe act-sea-dents in da cabe any more! When it warms up hoomommy says she goin to takes me fur walks. Then Iz can scout owt da arwea for spys. There be lots of those claws for paws owt side of da perimeter. Any absive on dealin wif them nasty spys fellrow ajinets?

AIT Chowhound ober and owt

[Vasiakine]

Yeah AIT CLW you habe joineded uz myz fwend! Yes it waz uz I waz talkin bout. I habe been woozin my teefths lately. Hoomommy says Iz gettin to be da big boy now! Iz hardly eber habe act-sea-dents in da cabe any more! When it warms up hoomommy says she goin to takes me fur walks. Then Iz can scout owt da arwea for spys. There be lots of those claws for paws owt side of da perimeter. Any absive on dealin wif them nasty spys fellrow ajinets?

AIT Chowhound ober and owt



YA fwend, my hoomom is a lazy butt wecause its so wold.........LOL........ohoh.......hoomom caught a glimps of this message, pheeee, i shwer am gwad that hoomom is to wusy weing cold from the poison evil white tuff.........ok, safe nwow!!
I worned a new twick today.....how to bing toys to hoomom.

good bwye fwiend, CLD over, cwold, and owt.

[Meekie]

:welcome: AIT CLW it is good to habe anudder AIT, wez can uz all da help wez can get. Yz must be berry berry careful dat the hoopeople do not see are transmitusins! Wez habe to be berry snekneey when wez usz the puter thingy to send messages. AIT Chowhound speaks berry highly ob yuz so I am sure yoz will be a fine AIT.
AIT Wiggly BUtt ober and Owt
the snow is fallin repeat the snow is fallin

[DixieDoodle]

AIT Lady in Red:hearts: portin in!!!
Oh My Doodness!!! I had a berry hawd time finding use aww! I wuz berry sad tinking uze aww got nabbed or sumtin! I haf had to hurry to getz on here cuz hoomom haz ben werkin a wot wately and I've ben in dat cwate till hoogwandparents cum to wetz me out!!!
N E Wayz, It is porin da fwozen poison dwops here 2nite and supposed to turn to da poison fwakes soon. I nose u aww don't wike dem dwops but I haf to tell u....I wub dem!!!! I wub to wun awound in dem and do my zoomies. It iz so much fun!
Oh bwudder.....here hoomom comez agin.....gotta go fo now....butz I will chek in tomowowowow. Gwad I found uze aww!!!
Ober and out, Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Agint Digger- Adbisor Putty here. And I say thank you for yer rays for my hoomom's ouchies sustained from falling down steps covered wif poison dwops. I heered my hoofolks talk about hooomom having some "Bonechips" mebbe in her elbow. Are these like the bonz we eat??
Anyway- in me older age am gittin' tired of dese poison dwops and will consider joining the Southern Agints. Now I wunder if I kin go on the seat of the big Silver Bird.....
Gee, getting another AIT - This is grand. Mebbe a pic?

[EdieBird]

AIT Zoom-Zoom portin' in!

Dose hoomans tryed to get da important seecrits from me last nite! Dey cutted off my toesies but I telled dem nuffin! So den dey noo dew coodint brake me dat way and dey gave me da Peanut Butter and I still telled dem nuffing.

An it seems dey aren't berry good at cutting off toesies cuz I can still dig!

AIT Zoom-Zoom signing out!

[Vasiakine]

Kseniya twied to cut of my toosies too....boy did i give her a woopin.....i won!:Sun2:
She twied and twied but i refused.....woke me up fwest and then startwed the twooortwer!:faint:
Swe gave me cookies that wasta wifetime.....but i ate them wup fast!!

AIT CLW over and owt!

[Meekie]

Wow AIT CLW good job keepin yuz screats fum da hoomommy! Then gettin twreats too good fur yuz. My hoomommy twried to gets da screats owt of me today. She puts mez in a BIG tub of poison drops and puts dis stuff onz mez to take away all da good smells I habe rolled in to makes mez smell just right. Then she poured da poison drops all over mez again and again. But Iz waz strong and did not gibe up any screats. Just before da sleep in da big bed last night she cut my tootsies too! Only Iz don't mind that so much cuz Iz always gets a twreat after she is donet. Iz neber gibe up any screats so Iz do not know why she keeps twryin. Silly hoomommy!

AIT Chowhound ober and owt:wavesmile:

[Vasiakine]

Wow AIT CLW good job keepin yuz screats fum da hoomommy! Then gettin twreats too good fur yuz. My hoomommy twried to gets da screats owt of me today. She puts mez in a BIG tub of poison drops and puts dis stuff onz mez to take away all da good smells I habe rolled in to makes mez smell just right. Then she poured da poison drops all over mez again and again. But Iz waz strong and did not gibe up any screats. Just before da sleep in da big bed last night she cut my tootsies too! Only Iz don't mind that so much cuz Iz always gets a twreat after she is donet. Iz neber gibe up any screats so Iz do not know why she keeps twryin. Silly hoomommy!

AIT Chowhound ober and owt:wavesmile:



Silly hoomommy for sure! Mine iz wike that two!:Sun2:

[LaurieE]

A Vewy Sad Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

A man bwought a new wecwuit tew ma house today. Ah have to admit dat Ah wasn't vewy fwiendly. She looked just like ma sista who was vewy mean to me. Ah twied tew bite da new wecwuit sevewal times caws Ah don't want tew shayah ma hoomom. Ah've made ma hoomom vewy sad caws dayahs poison dwops coming fwom haw eyes and Ah'z think she's mad at me too caws she hasn't been talking tew me. Ah don't dink she undastands. Ah'm laying low in ma little cave and hoping dat ma hoomom doesn't stay mad at me faw long. How can Ah make ma hoomom happy and like me again?

SC out --

[Meekie]

AWWWW Ajint southawn Comfawt Iz so sorry yuz did not wike the new wrecwret. But maybes she waz a spy why yuz did not wike her. If yuz go berry quietly up to hoomommy and gibes her doxie kisses and queen up da poison drops on hers face Iz bet she will wikes yuz again. Next time twry to wike the new wrecwret a little more maybe. A doxie habe to do what a doxie habe to do! :goodluck: wif da kisses.

AIT Chowhound ober and owt

[gunther's mom]

Agint Southern Comfort- I hate hearing dat you are sad. But your hoomom must wealize dat dogs will be dogs...Now, when my old furbrudder Jake ( who is 19) first came to my cave, he wuz a bit of a bully. We nebber became da closest of frwends, but we surely tolerate each udder. Sometimes we eben share da same bwankee. But lemme tell you...da Jake wuz no picnic when we first obtained him. Dats why he was in da "pound" twice.
Well- I is here to give you emotional support, anyway.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Da man said dat dis wasn't the wight home for da puppy and hoomom must wait until Ah'm weally old or gone tew da bwidge tew git anudda dachsie. So now Ah'z don't git da chance tew change ma mind about da puppy and become fwiends with haw.

SC out --

[kerie0408]

Ajint Silly Dog here!!!!! How is ebbery buddy? Putty, I am sorry dat yer hoomom got hurt. Last week, my hoomom tried to make me go outside in dee poison drops. I was so mad. Next time I am going to tell her dat dee poison drops is dangerous. She doesn't hab to know that it was dee frozen variety dat hurt yer hoomom.

Zoom-Zoom--dere has been tawlk dat I need my toesies cut soon, too. Mebbe I should spend more time unner dee bed to nobuddy sees how long dee toesies are gettin.'

Dee hooman-puppy is doing great and I like dee smell of his blankies!!

I hab a new mishun. Dee neighbors who share dee back fence wif us hab a ajint in twaining. Dee hoopeople take dee training berry seriously. Dat poor ajint does not run and play in dee yard. When he is out dere, dey try to train him to walk on dee rope and sit and lay down and to be 'bedient. When I see dat he is out dere, I make a lot ub noise so my hoomom lets me go to dee back fence and den I distract dee hoopeople and dee dog/ajint. I am helping dee cause, right? No reason to make it easy for dee hooperson to train dee ajint!!!! And I want dee ajint to play wif me and bow down at dee fence jus like dee ajint dat used to lib dere!!!!!

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here. :wavesmile:

I habe been berry busy for a while. Hoomom has somfing called da "flew" I not know what dat is but hoomom just lay very still on da big bed and not hardly move at all. She feels berry warm and she coughs and sneezes alot. My mishun has been to take care of da hoomom, she says dat it helps when I lays next to da belly and curl up.

Any ajents know what to do wif a hooman wif da "flew"? help2:

Digger out.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- It does seem our hoopersons are having their share of pwoblems,hence our mishuns seem to be directed in their diwection.
Now Agint Digger- as far as the "flew"-fortunately it usually just flies away unless you have a hooperson as old and decrepit as my hoomom. And thanks, agint Silly Dog for your warm wishes for my hoomom, who has not yet recovered from her ouchies sustained from da poison dwops. She eben swims in a CEMENT pond which in my opinyon is not as nice as da ponds on the Island of Long or Pepsi Cola,Florida, for that matter.

[DixieDoodle]

AIT Lady in Red:hearts: portin in.

Oh geesh....wut duh hek iz duh matta witz all deez hoomoms hurtin demselbs and being zick??? I keepz reedin boutz it on here and I'm beginning to tink dat day hab sum kind of cunspeeracy to get us dachsies under dare spellz. Dey can be berry trikkee!!! And I tink it iz werking on aww of uze!!! I don't tink day r zick at aww....I tink day r just pweetending to make uz feewl sowwy fo dem.
Just 2day eye herd hoomom telwing my hoosister hoo is home fwum cowwege (becuz hoodad wuz duh big 5-0 yesterday) dat ebery timez I pee outzide dat she haz to gib me a peece of dat dwy kibble az a tweet. Well, I wood wather hab my beef hidez az my tweet whenz I pee outzide wike dey want me too.
So....U no wut I did? I just peed in duh big cave insted!!! Yep, I just skwatted and peed...wite dare in duh big cabes wiving woom. Seez how dey wike dat!! Dey didn't eben notice until I kept goin ober by it and sniffing it ebery time I vent by it. I'm getting berry tirwed ub dat kibble az a tweet. IT IS NOT A TWEET...it iz bwekfust and dinna...NOT A TWEET! Ven dah hoomom sawwz it, she gotz berry mad but didn't show me she wuz mad, but I cud tell she wuz. She stomped off to get dat weerd smelling stufz she spways on it and den shot me a derty wook. I shot one wight back at her cuz she makin me mad!!!!
Do uze tink she getz my message??? I vant weal tweets wen I pee outzide...not peeces of bwekfust or dinna!!!
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Dear AIT Lady in Red. Adbisor Putty here. Now I gots to say you have a good hypothesis vis a vis the hoopersons being zick. Why, fer example, can my hoomom eat wif no pwoblem if she has ouchies? It berry well could be a conspirzy as you say.
Then agin, I havta almost be half dead to not wanna eat. Like you, I would put a piddle in a big cave if they just gave me some of dat kibble. I agwee, make da hoopeople think-like a "correlation" between quality of tweats and number of "mishaps"- hah.
Being dat you is da Lady in Red, i will think of you especially since da Valentine's Day is coming up.:hearts::hearts::hearts:

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah'z been layin' low faw a few days until ma hoomama wuz haw old self agin. Just when Ah thought she wuz ovah been mad, she takes me tew da woom of doom.

Da big white coat said dat Ah'z a bit heavy and Ah need to lose 3 pounds. Da big white coat also said Ah have tew take oil of fish and somethin' called Ben-A-Dwill. Ah've neva ben a dwill befaw. Ah've always ben a dachsie. Dey must be serious about makin' me a dwill, though, cuz dey stuck me with a needle and took some of ma blood. Ah ovahood da big white coat say she'll see me agin on the 28th. Dat must be when dey plan tew make me a dwill. help2:

[Meekie]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt.... Dat must be when dey plan tew make me a dwill.

Donut yuz worrys bout da Ben-a-dwill. Da hoogrammy gibed that stuff to mez when Iz had da awllergies furm da pointy shot thingy da white coats gibed me at da room of doom. It jsut mades yuz berry sleepy. Yuz gets to stay a doxie!!:happy030: Iz wood be more worried bout da loosin of da 3 lb. Do yuz know what that means!? They goin to gibe yuz less fud! Yuz better start hidin some fud now for later!!!! :goodluck: on yuz new fud mishun!!!

AIT Wiggly Butt ober and owt.

[panzer]

Dis be Ajint Tank portin in,

Iz been berry deep unner da cubbers, cause is it so cold up here in Awaska. Since I spend all de time in my bed trwyin to keep warm I has not been on any mishuns, until de hoomomma took me to de woom of doom.:faint: Tis was a new woom of doom dat I hab not been to befor, but de white coat ladee wuz berry nice to me till she cleaned out my ears and gave me the shotz. But she gabe me some delishus tweats :party0021:and picked me up to make fwinds wif me again. She said she has a doxie too, so I wuz confidint dat she will take gud care of me. She eben askd my hoomommma to change my fud again, at furst I wuz not pleased about dis I wike my fud just da way it is tanks you berry much. But when a hoomomma put de new fud in my bowl I tried it and it was delishus,:eating: I is berry happy dat the white coat ladee gabe me de new fud! Id did git a little mad dat de hoomomma woodint let me down to smell de floor so I pooped on her koat!:poop::poop1:

Glad to see all de new AIT's and all my udder Ajint fwinds!

Ajint Tank ober an owt

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Oh, thank yew AIT Wiggly Butt. That is a gweat weleaf offa ma mind. Yew awe wight about da food. :yikes2: Ah thought Ah wuz gettin less food these last few days but Ah haven't bin thinkin' vewy cleyahly lately so Ah thought Ah was jus imaginin' it. Ah will have tew think of ways tew get maw food. :chin: Maybe if Ah spit out da Ben-a-dwill a few times instead of swollening it wight away, Ah ken get maw tweats dat way. Ah will stawt ma maw food miszhun tonight.

SC out --

[DixieDoodle]

Ajent Sowthen Comfot,
:wavesmile:I hab a nue way of gettin dat foodz!!! And beweeve me it iz dewicious!!! I figuued out how to open dat door unda da zink where dah hoomom keeps duh twash can!!!! U woodn't beweeve wut day thow away! Itz aww so good!! Itz eberting u cud eemagen!! Just be berry carful dey don't see u do it! Dey don't wike it onebit wen weez get in dat twash. It iz sooooo goot and werth duh wisk!!!
:goodluck:
Luv, Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- So Agint Tank- whew, so you are still with us. Thought mebbe you disappeared in the real North Pole.
Oh And Southern Comfort- yea, gotta wonder too I nebbber been-a dwill before either. Now i must say they usta give my brudder Jake the fishey oils too, but he is a rat or fox terrier who had berry course hair and allergies. And uh-uh my hoodad got a postcard from da woom of dom, indicatin' dat I'm am due for a million shots. I simply must be better at interceptin' da mail .Dat is new mishun.
Happy belated Balentines Day to my fellow agints and esp da girly agints:hearts::hearts:

[panzer]

Ajint Tank portin in.....:wavesmile:

Adbisor Putty I am glad tew know dat you noticed dat I wuz missin in akshun, it iz so berry cold here dat I just try tew keep as warm as possibul!

I hab completid sum mishuns late lee, I hab gotten berry eefishunt at getting de hooman fud offa de tabul! I hab had lots of diffrint fud it wuz sooo delishus! Esspeshully de tuna fishy sammiches de hoosister left her sammich an I got up dere and got it really fast. My only udder mishun wuz to keep my hoomomma happy on balentimes day, de hoodaddy wuz in da "field" twaining fur de Army so my hoomomma an hoosister were awl awone, dey were berry sad so I had tew gib dem wots of de kisses tew makes dem feel gooder.

Ajint Tank ober an owt

[Meekie]

Ajint Tank it sounds wike yuz are doin a great job on yuz mishuns! Da frozen posion drops habe piled up so high Iz can't get around owtside. AIT Wiggly Butt dos not habe a problem wif it though so she does all da owtside patrolin. Ours mishuns load is low now so iz wike yuz just tryin to stay warm.

AIT Chowhound ober an owt.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ma hoomama said dat she isn't goin' to give me dat fish oil as often cuz she says I've become "silent but deadly". She also has changed ma food. Now Ah gits two kinds of food. :happy030: The fuhst is called Taste of the Wild and it's dwy but she mixes it with meat from a can. At fuhst Ah didn't think Ah was goin' to like it since Ah wuz used to eating meat fwom da gwocewee stawe but it wuz weally pwetty good. Today Ah had canned venison with da dwy food.

Ah got to spend time with ma hoosista dis weekend becuz ma hoomama and da hoogwandson went campin' dis weekend and Ah couldn't go. Ma hoosista's vewy nice and she lets me cuddle with haw. But Ahz glad ma hoomama is home now.

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Adbiosr Putty here. AIT Chowhound-yep-my poor paws are gittin no relief from da poison dwops either. And Agint Tank- pweese be sure to give extra kisses to yer hoodad who is takin' care of the "field".
Now, Southern Comfort, my brudder Jake who is 19 is also gittin a new medication from da woom of doom. I hope he does not become "silent but deadly" like you...oh dear, dat did not come out wight. I must learn to be more,um,discweet.

[nmgirl98]

Hi dere eberwon!! AIT Boogerbutt reportin in fer da foist time!!!

[DixieDoodle]

:wavesmile:Boogerbutt!
Gwad to zee use r redy fo twaining! Ize ben here a wile and still in twaining. I wub aww uf my fewow aigentz:hearts:. Uze just hab to berry berry carful uze hooparentz don't find outz uze on duh c'puter. Make zure to ewase aww uf uze mesajes.
I hab ben kind uf wazey waatwee. I tink I hab poot on a fewz powndz sinz it haz ben sooo cold outzide. My hoomom habn't ben wunting to wawk witz me. She saiz itz too cold. I don't undastandz diz dough becuz I wub duh cold and dat white powda in duh bak yawd. Itz zo fun to pway in. My missun iz to getz herz to takez wawkz agin zoon!
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[Meekie]

:welcome: to you new AIT Boogerbutt! Wez can always use more ajints round here. Da Hoomom has da cold. She coughs lots and keeps mez up at night. Iz even left the woom da outter night cause Iz could not sleep! But she finded mez in the puter woom sleepin in the snuggley bed. Wez been doin stuff to make her smile so our mischen is to make Hoomommy feelz better. AIT Lady in Red da frozen posion drops is so many dat wez getz buried in them here! Da hoomans make pafs for uz to out in da stuff. Iz get my feeties sooooo cold Iz can not hardly walk on them. Iz likez it better when the trees are weain thierz clothez.

AIT Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and owt.

[gunther's mom]

Goshen- I sure am glad you agints and AITS wrote back. I wuz gonna go and send a serch party, but then the only volunteer near here wuz my 19 yr old brudder Jake and a brown cat dat has been lurkin in me back yard. It is SOO cold here dat my hoomomcan't even sit at the puter wifout a blankee.
Oh and AIT Lady in Red- wowee- yer first birfday is comin up? I did not know you were so berry berry young. I have seen yer pictures. You are so very purdy.

[nmgirl98]

My hoomom wuz feelin bad too but now she iz better. she sed we iz gonna go see her momma todayz fer lunchies n i gets ta hang out wiff my udder fwend cinniemin. i likes goin down dere cuz my hoomom n cinnies hoomom sit outside da hole time so dat means we gets ta play in da sun!!

i gots ta learn not ta let her kech me at da pooter. she bery sneeky n i dunt hear her comin sumtimes. mebbe i shood put a bell on her??

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah've had a vewy hawd few days. Fuhst ma hoomama packed an ovanight bag and den dwops me off at da woom of doom. :faint: Da next mawning da white coats dwagged me out of da cage and give me somethin' to make me vewy sleepy. Ah twied to stay awake but da dwug wuz way tew stwong. Dey must've done some expehwamints on me becuz dey put a micwochip in me. Dey also must've twied tew do somethin' wif ma toofies becuz dey feel diffahwent now. Ah checked and daze all still dayah.

Yestaday ma hoomama came tew git me. Ah'z wuz happy to see haw but Ah wuz still vewy sleepy. When we got back home, Ah slept some maw. When Ah woke up, Ah wuz so vewy hungwy and finally got tew eat ma dinna. But den Ah went back tew sleep. Ah'z feelin' much betta today.

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- yea, ya gotta watch it when Aunty Stesia is at da woom of doom. But fwankly I see that nofing has been compwomized.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Oh, dank yew Advisuh Putty. It makes me feel much betta knowing dat nuttin's been compwomized.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Now i can twust all of you to not laugh at my fillings....But today is my Gotcha day. When I wuz first got, my hooparents bought me a pacifier that I loved. It is a very long story, and one that is pretty serious. My first (and only loved) pacifier was damaged in a fire. In fact this story made the front page of the paper-but not the pacifier part.
Now-going on 15 years as a "Putty" my hooparents thought of getting me another pacifier. I think they have emotional problems.....Adbise needed.
(I never regained interest in a pacifier that was bought after my first one went missin' in action, by the way... so they threw it out.) I jest think they wanna make me look silly....

[Meekie]

Adbsior Putty Iz can see where yoo is concerned but Iz tinks that the hoomans just want to relive da day yoo was got! They was so happy then that they wreally want it to be da same. Besides yoo can always play wif it when no one is looking! They must lob yoo berry much to do that. :cheer:HAPPY GOTTA DAY ADBSIOR PUTTY yoo is berry special to all ob us ajints and AIT.
Oh AIT WigglyButt says HAPPY GOTTA DAY too and she sends yoo a big kiss and hug. :hearts:

AIT Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and owt.

[nmgirl98]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Me hoomom sed sumtin tanite to her hoomom bout da ROOM O DOOM. I noes whut it iz n I DONT WANNA GO!!!

How duz I hide good sos i dunt gotta go? she sed dat my kitty kiki is gonna go too. I hopes I dunt get stuckers...cuz i reelly hates dat.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL)PPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[gunther's mom]

AIT Boogerbutt- Dis is Adbisor Putty. I know I must come off as a "boot camp" Adbisor, but if it is for stickers at da woom of doom ya gotta go. I haf an appt for stickers too on da 12th. Dey eben laugh at me at da Woom of Doom becuz I wag me tail even on de examinin table.
Now if it is a consolation, we kin send each other "Get well " cards...but i don't think y0u is sick ,am i right? but here is mebbe a more appropriate card.:goodluck:

[nmgirl98]

AIT Boogerbutt here...(i guessin i gots ta put my new name here each time, huh?)

no - me not sickies. my hoomom sed dat i gots ta go fer my an-yoo-all chekup. me likes my dockter fwend. she gibs me tweets n stuff n she likes it when i gibs her kissers but i dunts like da stikers. its better when my kiki goes wiff me. oh hai...mebbe i kin takes me fwoggy wiff me like last time?

[nmgirl98]

AIT Boogerbutt reportin in....jess gots back fwom da room o doom n it wusnt dat bad. da nice dokter sed dat i gots to go on a die -it. whut dat? i got stickered 2 times n it hurted but i wuz a gud girl.

[Meekie]

We is wreally proud of yuz AIT Boogerbutt! Da wroom of doom is a place wz all haf to go to but yuz did berry well to not gib away any screats! Eben gettin the pokiy stickers! :cheer: Good job now yuz is wready for yuz next mischun!

AIT Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and owt.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Da miszhun to git da muffins wuz a huge success. Yestaday Ah got da little bag fwom dis ding she calls an I Land and today Ah got da big bag fwom da counta. Dey wuz so-o-o-o good! Ma hoomama can't figyuh out how Ah got dem and Ah ain't tellin' haw eitha.

SC out --

[Meekie]

Calling all Ajints and AIT!!! Wz has a new threat to us. Now wz not only hab to watch owt for da claws-for-paws now there is the E-gills. Da hoomommy is berry up set dat she seed 6 of da balded E-gills on da udder side of da big cabe where hoodaddy puts da HUGE time machines to bed. She says dat da E-gills will carry Me and AIT WigglyButt off and eat us!!!!!! Wez are on extreme alert so be careful fellow ajints.

AIT Chowhound ober and owt.

[DixieDoodle]

AIT Chowhound!!! Dese Egills uze tawkin boutz....we jus hab doze weel wittle biwds heer. Dey ain't no pwobwem. Butz I doo hab a qwestun...y do day aww sitz in duh beeg twees? Dey rn't anee weebs on doze tweez sose if day r hidin....day rn't dooin a berry good job at it. Pweeze,pweeze, wook out for duh beeg egills dough....I can't eemajin wife witout my Chowhound:hearts:

AIT Sowthan Comfoot, Ize soooo gwad uze got a taste uf duh good wife!! I'be had a bite uf doze mufins miself and day r to die fo. My hoomommy makes dem witz deese berwees and day r bwue. Day r so yummee. I tawked my hoobrudder into gibbin me a bitze of hiz. When hoomommy sawz him gibbing me a bitez, she thew a fitz. Now we haz to be mo carefulz boutz it. He iz so ezee to tawk into tingz wike dat dough. Heze a beeg pushova....wuckiwee fo me.:hug2:

AIT Boogiebut, I'm zo gwad uze ok. I hab been stuk too witz doze needlez and I hated itz. I eben snapped atz my docker and yetz I wub herz berry much. She juzt scard me dough. I kizzed her and made up. She told hoomommy I wuz duh pwettiest pashent she had awe week. She gibs me a snack bone when I'm dun. Soze I pwetend it hurted wotz mo dan it did soze I can get too of doze bonez. I'm wearnin' berry fazt how to get mize wayz witz da white coatz.:cheer:

Fo my mishun....I'm twying berry hard notz to pee in duh big cabe. I noze it iz makin hoomommee pwetty upzet datz I steel pee in da cabe. Sumtimez I can't hep it doze. If I haz to go.....I just go. But I will twy hawda not to weeleeve myzelf in dah cabe. I'm gettin' to bee a beeg girwl nowz zo I must wearn to controwl mie urgez.:sorry:

Oba and Outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Yes, Lady in Red, our AIT- you probably were the purdiest patient all week when it was your turn at Room of Doom.
And yikes- AIT Chowhound- up here in the US North Pole we do not have E-gills. But we have giant, and I mean giant Turkees. A skunk lives under da hooman cave here, but nothing as skeery as E-gills.(If i could I'd send some of the Turkees up for the E-gills- oh i hope I don't sound ebil.)
WELL- I went to da Woom of Doom- and like usual while dey was given me shots, i "snooted" off the top of the jar of the doktora's biscuits. I allas do that, you would think, being a doktora ,da she would learn....
AND- Lady in Wed (oops Red)-Fredian slip....we have no Iland here in da kitchen being that we live in a humble abode.
Now- I am reportin' this. My hoomom is a wreck, worried about whether I should visit Aunty Stesia for dental care....
Well ober and out for this very lengthy report. Glad to see that the troops are ready for watching the trees put on clothes.

[DixieDoodle]

Abisor Putty,
Awwww...tank u berry much fo duh compweementz. Uze r such a sweeetee:hearts:.
Boutz bisiting Auntee Stesia, telz u hoomom Auntee Stesia is a berry goood ting. Stesia makez uze sweepie soze u dontz feewl dem cweening u toofees. U will wake upz to be ootiful spawklee witez teefs. And duh bezt pawt iz Auntee Stesia heps uze not weememba a ting boutz it. It will be juzt finez. I wunt to see uze smilez when u r donez.:hug2::hearts: :goodluck:
Ova and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[EdieBird]

AIT Zoom-Zoom here!

I gots to go on a BERRY PORTANT mishun today!

Momma and Gramma and Anty Net and Nuncle wented to Gramma's sister's house and dey let me go wif dem! So I had da berry portant mishun of pertecting da car! So when da car wasn't mooving and some weerd guy I never seed before walked behind it I scared him away with a mighty "BOWOWooooooooo!" and also skared Nuncle's puppy dat was sleeping on the seat by me.

Den I got to meet some new dogs and give kisses to momma's anty and her cuzzin dat I like berry much. And I played wif Tia, who is a white dog dat bounces, and Buster, who is a yellow dog, and Stinky, who is a big hairy cat and he rubbed his fuzzy hairs on me and I gave him kisses cuz I'm trying to get seecrits from da kittys so we can oberthrow them.

Anyway, dats all.

AIT Zoom-Zoom signing out.

[Meekie]

Wow AIT Zoom-Zoom you did a wonderful job on yuz mischun! Yuz are a berry good AIT! Up here in Wis of Consin wez are finally gettin rid of da frozen white poison drops! Trouble is now wez sink into what is lef and it is wreally hard to walk and run around. AIT WigglyButt is berry upset wif da hoomommy cause she cut away all da hairs on her feeties! Hoomommy said she was bringin in to much wet and dat it will soon be muddy and she will habe mud on her feeties. I'm not sure what da mud is but it must be good stuff if the hoomans don't like it. My mischun is to find da mud and see what it is! And best of all is the E-Gills are gone!!! Now we can play outside more like before!!

AIT Chowhound ober an owt

[gunther's mom]

Awight agints and AITS - i haf had enuf.... I is still freezin' and it is near Easter Bunny time. Pweeze send me a life raft so I kin live with the agints who live near "Gator country.
Adbisor Putty, good and fed up. My hoomom is mublin' something about "Seasonal Affectif Disorder".... hope she is okay.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

All ajints and AITs awe welcome to live in Gataw Countwee. Ah hood dis mawning dat it'll be in da 70s dis week. Dayah will be a chance of poison dwops ova da weekend. Ah hope da Easta Bunny doesn't git too wet. Yestaday ma hoomama got the lawn dwagon out. It ate all the gwass in ma awea.

[MicheleS]

Dis is Ajent Digger :wavesmile:

You is welcome to com to my cabe in flowada, too. Cept I not libes in Gator Country, I libes in Seminole Territwowy. :D.

Mutter said dat da Easter Bunny is coming dis way. I hope so, I wants to hunt him and eat him. Bunnies is mighty tasty.

Digger out....

[Meekie]

I don't thik da Easter Bunny will comez to our house because da Wis of Consin is all covered with da white frozen poison drops AGAIN!!! Wez in a major storm again and da hooparents are wreally discussed with it! Da poor trees are never going to get their clothes back on. It is berry cold out again and hoomommy gots my coat back out! Iz going to go find a blankie.

AIT Chowhound ober and owt

[DixieDoodle]

:hearts:AIT Chowhound,
Dun worwee....dat silwee eesta wabbit....wuvs doze fwozen dwops! I hab dee ebidance dat dis is twue! Az u can c in diz picshur...he comes to doze uf us dat hab dat white stuffz. And sumtin els....I WUV dat white stuffs, itz soo much funz to pway in.
N E waize...here iz my pwoof, http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/resources/bruce_gill/snowshoehare.jpg/badge.jpg (http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/resources/bruce_gill/snowshoehare.jpg/view.html)I stolz hoomoms camawa and tookz diz foto of dat eesta wabbit in duh sno. I hope he noze I wub beefie hidez!!!! Datz wut I wantz in my bas kit.
:051210390: Lady in Red:hearts:

[Meekie]

Wow tankz AIT Lady in Red, I waz a little bit worried bout that Easter Bunny but yoz proof waz berry confincing. Da frozen poison drops started last night and have not stopped yet! It is crazy, when will the trees get their clothes back? Hoomommy says da robins must get snowed on three times before spring. Spring is that when the trees get clothes again? Those poor robins have two more times of snow blankies before then! Today is AIT WigglyButts second birfday! She gots a neat chewy bone for herz birfsday!

AIT Chowhound ober and owt

[DixieDoodle]

OH MY DOG!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY to Ms. :hearts::hug2::hearts:WigBut!!!!!:hearts::hug2::hearts:!!! Hope sheeee getz eberting she wuntz!!!

Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. First off- a big thanks to all who inbited me to their cabes in Fwawada. The best part of it is that my hoomom is berry berry willing to accept da inbitation. Like AIT Wiggily Butt's geogwaphical area, trees are still without clothes. In fact it was so windy dat twees lost their arms yesterday. Now how are we gonna do up here in da US North Pole with armless twees.
Well Lady in Red, you are not only purdy, you are amazinly smart. When is you gonna put in your application for full agint.
Oh an Wiggly Butt:birtday1:

[DixieDoodle]

Adbisor Putty here. First off- a big thanks to all who inbited me to their cabes in Fwawada. The best part of it is that my hoomom is berry berry willing to accept da inbitation. Like AIT Wiggily Butt's geogwaphical area, trees are still without clothes. In fact it was so windy dat twees lost their arms yesterday. Now how are we gonna do up here in da US North Pole with armless twees.
Well Lady in Red, you are not only purdy, you are amazinly smart. When is you gonna put in your application for full agint.
Oh an Wiggly Butt:birtday1:
Abizor Putty,
I tink dare muzt bee sumtin awfuwl wong witz duh tweez dat wooze dare weeves and den dare armz becuz we had sum of doze in r nayborhoodz and den I herdz dis weewly loud buzzin' sound.
When I went to duh window to inbestigate, dare wuz a man cutting down 1 uf doze poor tweeze!! He chopped it off wight above itz feetz!!!! I just kept bawkin at him to stop torturwing dat twee but he cudn't heerz me.
My hoomommy herd mee and expwained dat duh twee weally wiked holding aww of doze fwozen dwops becuz it maked dat twee just shine and spawkle and dat twee wus so pwoud how she wooked in duh stweet wights.
But den duh next morning, her awms cudnt hold aww of dat weight n e moe and she bwoke her arms twying to hold all dat gwittering fwozen dwops.
Wenz duh tweez get so vain dat day just keep holding more just to wook spawkly and gwitteree it cauzez dem to bwake dare armz beecuz it getz to heby. And ven dare armz brake, da zeezez get in duh tweeze bodiez. So she towld me dat is y day cut dem down if day wooze dare BIG armz becuz day get da zeezez dat spreadz to dee udder tweezez if day wooze dare armz.
So I wearned dat we muzt not be to vainz or itz can hurtz us in duh long wun and gib us da zeezez. My mishun iz to find outz wut da "zeezez" r! Cuz I don't tink it soundz berry good.

Oba and Outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[nmgirl98]

Dis here AIT Boogerbutt 'portin in...

me gots a pwoblem. my momma bin puttin stuff in a kontayner all day - her cwothes n all dat stuff she uses in dat room where all da water iz. i heered her say sumtin bout gettin in dat box wiff da round tings dat gets us ta my grammas howse n drivin a long time ta marrow. i also heered her sez sumtin bout me n cinmin havin fun ta gevver all weekend. i fink she leevin me agin. i dunt likes it when she leeves me!! dat means i gots ta be extree gud at grammas. i cant take my fwoggy cuz cinmin will et it!

i dunno where grammas pooter iz but if n i kins findz it i let ya no how fings are dere.

ait boogerbutt ... out....

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here, porting in.

AIT Boogerbutt, it sounds like you is going to see yer hoogramma. Hoogramma's are grweat cuz dey sneaks you wots of treats, even when hoomom says "NO". Hoomom callz dat being spoiled.

Der wuz dese mens at da cave yesterday. Dey cut off all da arms of da trees and dragged around dis baby lawn dragon all ober my terrritory. Mutter calls dem "landscapers" Maybe dey was spies. I barks and barks at dem to let them know dis is MY yard.

Digger out.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here worser than ever in terms of acceptin' the location of my cave. I was so worried last night- my hoomom did not come home from work. It was so freezin'( snow and freezin' ice) that the eyelashes to her time machine were almost permanently frozen to the time machine eyes. So she could not drive time machine.
Packing my little bags here to join oh- perhaps Boogerbutt in NM or Digger in Fwa. or Southern Comfort. Now, AIT Chowhound, yer hoomom kin travel to work on horsies,right?,thus bypassing the need for a time machine. Is my theory right?

[Meekie]

Adbisor Putty you iz right! My Hoomommy has those horsies things and they let her sit on theirz backs an takes her for da rides. So she does not have to take da time machine. She tells da Hoodaddy she wants a big crate on wheels to have da horsie pull and then wez can all goes for rides! I think that would be a fun mischun! There is finelee spots on da ground where da white frozen posion drops has left! And I has completed my mishun to find owt bout da mud! Mud is great stuff fellow ajints!!! It is fun to play in and then youz getz to make feetie tracks all ober da place. I likes mud. Adbisor Putty hopes you find a nice warm place to move yourz cave. I feel bad for da time machine... eye lashes frozed to it eyes!

AIT Chowhound ober and owt

[MicheleS]

Digger here..

Adbisor Putty, yous come down here to Flowada right away. I habe an extra bed here and its berry cozy. Da :Sun2: is shining nice and warm now, and we can plway in da backyard and chases da bunnies.:cheer: And yous can help me solbe da problem of da World's Meaniest Nasty Cat dat libes at my cave.

Only thing is, can we go back to your North Pole when it is da time when da sun is so hot it burns your feeties?

Chowhound, sometimes my mutter takes me for da loooong walkies in da country, and we see dose horsy things. I barks at dem and dey jest looks at me wike I am crwazy. Dey leave these piles on da dirt, :poop: and dey smell really good. I would like to go and roll in dem, but mutter days no.

Digger out.

[Meekie]

Ajint Digger u is right bout the piles of :poop: that da horsey things weave behin. They sure smell good. All da HooMutter must be da same they just do not want us to habe any fun! Mine ebben gets mad when eyes roll on da dead wormies. They just do not understand!:faint:

Adbisor Putty how does u gets to be a full ajint and not an AIT anymores?

AIT Chowhound ober and owt

[gunther's mom]

AIT Chowhound- Putty here. Now I surely must be a lame Adbisor since I don't know how one offfichally becomes a full agint. I don't however, think dere is a formal votin process. One does not haf to go in time machine (or in yer case on da back of a horse) to vote.
Hoomom is gwumpy as the City of Smalbunny NY actually came and cut off more of the arms of the trees. Hoomom is the nervous type when it comes to noisy saws, specially when she wants to go sleep-sleep.

[gunther's mom]

Help.... I is sad... don't know where all my agint and AIT buddies (and girlie agints) went.
But it is Adbisor Putty here and I have a question. I was outside and heard and saw these things in the sky making a 'honking" noise. Do you think these are flying mini-mini dachshunds? Being an older Putty my vision is not dat good..

[MyFirstDaxie]

Duble-OH-Guinnes, a'porting for duty sirz!

Was quite a bit a twubble, sneaking onna Hoomom's lappytop. Gotta get her gud and sweepy on da sofa a'fore I can a'port in! Butterz iz watchin' mah back, layin' on Hoomom, keepin her warm and sweepin.

I saw da same honkers in da sky. They is coloured kinda like me! Must be flying mini-mini-dachshunds! I knowz it!

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here. :wavesmile:

I knows what dose honkers are. I see dem on da lake here when they land. Hoomom calls dem "ducks" Dey are lots of fun to chase and I thinks dey would be very tasty if I could catch one. Dey also leave dese little droppings behind that are good to roll in.

Hope dis is helpful. Digger out!

[MyFirstDaxie]

Ajent Guinness again!

Noted that the dwoppings are good for rollin' in. Will make attemp ta verify dis informationz on next walky wit da Hoomom.

Guinness out!

[Meekie]

Wow wez made it! Wez no longer da AIT an now are full Ajints!!:wahooo:

Great big :congrats: to da rest of da new promotees: Ajints,Tink,Wobbly Walker,Main Gunner,Dragon, Da Lady in RED, Dreamer,CLW, an Zoom-Zoom! This is berry good news. Also a big WELCOME to all the new AIT Duble-Oh-Guinnes,BoogerButt,Jellybean,Knick-Knack,an Tizzy, work hard AIT and do lots of mishuns and you will make full ajints in no time!

The Humommy gots anudder one of those horsey things. Iz think they is takin ober here! Iz will habe to keep my eyes on them. They can not come into the cave and have their own cave outside so it is ok.

Humommy coming gots to go

Ajint Chowhound an WigglyButt ober and owt

[DixieDoodle]

:wahooo:I hab gotten notice dat I am now a full fwedged agint!!! :happy030:I am so happee fo aww uf dee udder AITs too!

I hab ben so buzee in duh bak yawd uf my houz. Eye hab ben sittin unda diz beeg pine twee watchin too birds (BIMS) carrying stikz and putting dem aww in a big pile on a bwanch weigh up in duh twee. Day hab ben so buzy boutz it.
I twied to bawk and ask dem y do day put deez stiks up dare but day actz wike day don't eben hears me. I tink day r madz at me cuz I keepz tawking to dem and day are twying wealwee hawd to do sum kind of mishun wit doze stikz. I tink deeze BIMS hab sum sort of BWD wike we hab a DWD.
Ize twying to be berry carefulz cuz I don't wuntz doze debilz witz duh nibez finding outz boutz deeze BIMS wit doze stikz. Doze debils weallwee wike birdz for dare dinnerz. And I noze fo a fact dat day nose how to cwimb dat twee:sorry:.
I will twy my bestest to find outz what day are dooing up in dat bwanch wit out wetting doze debilz nose boutz it.
My hoomommy weally woves doze BIMS so I tink day muzt be nice too hab awound. She saze she wubs to heer dem zing. She eben putz dis seed stuffz outz fo dem. Boi, I wish she weft my foodz out wike she doze dare foodz!
I noze too dat day wike wormz just wike I doo. Day wike dare wormz wet wight out uf dat gwound, cuz I seez dem picking dem outz wit dare moufs. I pweefer my wormz aww dwied out. I findz duh dwied out wormz on duh basketbaww couwt dat wee hab in ourz bak yawd. Day tastez zo goot wike beef jerkee.
I will keepz u aww imformed boutz deeze BIMS wit doze stikz. Day justz fwy in and outz nonstopz aww day wong. It muzt bee pwetty importantz.
Oba and outz,
AGINT Lady in Red:hearts:

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here again. :wavesmile:

I knows about dem BIMS and de sticks in da twees. Pretty soon dey is gonna put an eggie in dere. Kinda like when hoomom maked de scrambled eggies. Dis is a different kind of eggie. One day dis eggie breaks up and dere is a bird puppy in there. Dat's right, a BIRD PUPPY!!! I know it sounds too weird, but dat is what happens. Den da BIMS habe to work day and night to find da worms for da babies.

CONGRATS to da new Ajents!!!!!

Digger out.

[gunther's mom]

Agint Digger- Adbisor Putty here. Yes, indeedy Puppy Birds up here would need down blankees in dat it is still almost below freezin. In fact, Agint Da Lady in Red- dere are no dried worms up here in Smallbunny NY as it is too cold for woms.
I hear hoomom mubling in the background talking some nonsense like getting some green stuff to put a "little RAM" in the computer. This is what happens to hoomoms at a certain age- I read about it. What to do???

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Fuhst Ah'd like to congwatulate all de AITs faw dayah's pwomotions tew full ajint status. Keep up da good wuhk.

Ah haven't been able to wepawt in cuz da hoosista and hoogwandson moved in 2 weeks ago. Da cave is a mess with all of dayahs boxes all ova da place. Ah can hawdly git fwom one place tew anotha. Den dey put up a gate so Ah can't git tew da computa any maw becuz da hoosista bwought haw cat wif haw. :faint: It gwowled and hissed at me and Ah bawked at it. Satuhday Ah thought Ah had da cat faw shaw. It jumped ova da gate but da hoogwandson held me back while hoomama put da cat back ova da gate. Ah wanted to intewogate it some maw but dey wouldn't let me. Da cat has access tew to the computa. Ah can only imagine what they's planning.

Ah'll wepawt in when Ah can.

SC out.

[Meekie]

Iz had my first big mishun as a full ajint! Iz was able to gets up on to da top of da big flat thing on legs that da hoomans eats their fud from. Iz gots on a chair and then Iz jumped to da top of it. There was good stuff up theres, but no fud!:sorry: But lots of papers and stuff the hoomans left there cause they did not tink Iz could gets up there. Bad thing is da Hoomommy finded me theres. Iz was going to jump down but she told me not to and picked me up and putz me on the floor. Now Iz will be on the look out for the chairs pulled out so Iz can get more information from up there.

Ajint Chowhound signin owt......The poison drops is fallin repeat The poison drops is falllin!

[nmgirl98]

way ta go ajint chowhound!!! i wanned ta do dat but da pesky kats r alwayz on da chairs. plus me hoomans alwayz hab da chair put in.

my hoomom iz alwaz at dat puter fing n im tinkin dat dere mite be sum gud stuff up dere. she neber put in dat chair......hmmmm....mebbe a mishun fer me!

ait boogerbutt ober n out

[gunther's mom]

Finally da trees haf some clothes up here. But not to worry, my Southern pals, -I see my hoomom looking at the job listings in Northern Fwawida. Awight, not meaning to bring in political comments here, but just how is de economee in Northern Flowida....in terms of doxie mishuns and hooman "missions" (i.e. "jobs'' for hoopersons who need to buy me fud)-?

[MyFirstDaxie]

Ajent Duble-OH-Guinnes a'portin' in!

The hoomans left us in da pen for 3 HOURS today! I swearz, in da small pen. We wuz dying of thirst and hungerz, and just as we thought we wuz fading fast they come home again. Dey have these treats that are like bacon, I tasted it! Mudda has put dem ontop of the fridge when she caught me checkin da bag for poison, and now I can't get em. Butterz and I is waiting for our next chance to try and snag a piece... For lab testing.

Dey also brought home a squeaky dachshund! I swearz! He is as big as me, and mudda calls him Bobo. I don't trust his big smile - seems fishy to me.

Uhoh. I tink I hear the hoodad squeakin that Bobo. I gotz to steal it before it's too late. Silly hoomans don't smell a threat even when it is right under their nosez!

Guinness OUT.

[gunther's mom]

AIT Dubble-O guinness- It's Adbisor Putty here. I know just what you mean about the smirk of the BoBo. I don't give 'im the time of day as i don't trust 'im either.
On the other hand, I saw my hoomom petting the shepherd from Germany across the street. Though he weighs 10 times more then me,I think I wanna get to know him. I think my ancestors came from Germany so we will have something in common- mebbe we can "talk food" yes that will be a good ice breaker, don't you think?

[MyFirstDaxie]

Ajent Duble-OH-Guinness here.

Ts'a gud idear there Abisor Putty! Nothin makes me as happy or comfertable as the idea of some yummy food! I'm sure you guyz will have lotsa stuff ta talk abowt.

[Meekie]

THERE IS TROUBLE HERE! Da winter time has wreturned! There is frozen white posion drops all ober da ground again. Da poor trees was tryin to put on thier clothes back on but they did not make it!:oops: Wez was just gettin use to layin on da deck thingy in da warm :rayz: from da big yellow ball in da sky,too. Now da decky is all white, wet , and cold. Iz wonder if da E-gills had somethin to do with da wreturn of da frozen posion drops? They is gone now but maybe they is magik or somethin!

Iz has not been able to get back on da tall box in da dinningroom cause da Hoomommy keeps all da chairs pushed in!:faint: But Iz was able to get on da chairs and when she tried to get me off Iz run around and around on da chairs and she could not get me! It was fun but she gots mad at me so I stopped and got down. Hoomommys are no fun!:sorry:

Ajint Chowhound ober and owt

[Mark]

Long Dog here . . .

We here at *Central* have taken note of all your heroic efforts and achievements . . . we are very proud of all you Agents and AITs. :thumbsup:

But alas . . . the hoomans have once again infiltrated our ComCenter and we must switch to a different frequency.

Please continue to report your problems, progress and successes in the new ComCenter . . .

DWD - Revenge of the Dachsies