DWD . . . Dachsie Reloaded

[Mark]

This is our new secret ComCenter and our technology far surpasses that of the hoomans (once again) :D

Things our well with our Istanbul troupe of DWDers and our missions have been quite successful.

Now only if those trapped in the DBB Neverending Story could be helped. :(

LoneWolf out!

[DixieDoodle]

This is our new secret ComCenter and our technology far surpasses that of the hoomans (once again) :D

Things our well with our Istanbul troupe of DWDers and our missions have been quite successful.

Now only if those trapped in the DBB Neverending Story could be helped. :(

Lady in Red:hearts: portin in!!! I KNEW it!!! Doze hoomanz watch us too cwoswee sometimez!!! I now know not to pee/poo in duh house n e more becuz when I do....dat iz when day start watching me berry berry CWOSEWEE!!!
So my adbice is not to pee/poo in duh house n e more dat way day won't watch uz as much. I know it iz so much eazier to pee/poo in duh house dan to go out when it iz waining/snowing but we need to getz a hold uf ourselbs and contwol our natural urgez so we can be more fwee!!!
Lady in Red:hearts: ober and outz:kisses:

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Thanks faw sending da code Ah found da new ComCenta.

SC out --

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :yessmiley:

Just coming in to confirm I found zee new secret ComCenter ...
I weepeat... I found zee new secret ComCenter :bouncy1:

Beside that... not much beside I still don't understand why it was so cold in North Pole and it is soooo hot at Carolina North's place where I am now :chin:

I must inverstigate :Sun2:

Azent Bean La Doon... checking out :wavesmile:

[maddoxies]

Beside that... not much beside I still don't understand why it was so cold in North Pole and it is soooo hot at Carolina North's place where I am now :chin:

I must inverstigate :Sun2:

Azent Bean La Doon... checking out :wavesmile:

Dis is Azents Barky Boy, Diaper Doll, AITs Leapin' Lizzard and Wobbly Walker confirming dat we hab found da new site too.

Azent BLD, we understands your confusion and to let you know dat right now it is hot here too :what: Is you sendin' da heat up to us?? DD and WW like it bein' from da south originally. AIT LL is happy too with his bald chest.

Not much to weport, da usual defendin' ub da cave. Der is a new obstical course wif boxes in da cave, not sure what dat is about, we is inbestigating.

AIT LL is still missing :hearts:Olive:hearts: and not his usual :bouncy1: self. Me (BB) and DD are tryin' to think of a mizzun for him to distwract him.

Dis is da Canadian Club (CC) weportin' out.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah'z gots some weally gweat news and some not so gweat news. Fuhst da not so gweat news - Da Man was heah today and he hood me. Ah twied tew bite him but missed. Den Ah felt sahwe :sorry: and gave him kissees :puppykisses:. He still likes me and says how handsome and muskcuelah Ah am. Now faw da weally gweat news - Ah'z allowed out of pwison faw limited supavised activity evewee day :cheer:. Now Ah've got to find some miszhuns to go on. :chin:

SC out --

[MicheleS]

Digger here, I found da new com center. I habe to be berry carefuls dat da World's Meanyest Nasty Cat do not find it.

I gots da good noos. I saved up ma wabbit hunting money and bought myself a nu sets of wheels. It will beberry oosful for running mishuns. Let me know if yous can think of a good use for it for da benefit of da DWD.

(other than me being a hot chick in a red convertable)

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[DixieDoodle]

Oh Digga!!! I just wub dat caw!!! Eye m so gelus!!! U do wook berry sexcee! Use need to come to N D ana to pik me upz so I can go fo a wide witz u!!! No speshul mishun needed. It wood be so much fun!!!
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[nmgirl98]

AIT Booger Butt 'portin in...mah hoomom had a hard time tryin ta get ta da bords ober da lass munt but somehow it started werkin agin...sos we be backs!

no mishuns ta report cuz itz way too hawt outside n mah hoomom dunt let me out ferr berry long dese dayz

[LaurieE]

Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ajint Digga - dat's a vewy fancy time maschine. Wabbit hunting most be vewy profitable.

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Now Agint Digger- dis is Adbisor Putty. I tell you, this is weally a mighty fine time machine as S.C. points out. But my inbestigative abilities tell me that you is dwiving in England becuz of where you is sitting. Were you perhaps bisiting James Herriot country in Yorkshire England? He is the old vet who ran a room of doom and wrote books about his experiences in the l930's and l940's. While he is no longer alive, my hoomom like to read his books.

[gunther's mom]

Hey it's Adbisor Putty here. Where did everyone go- have y'all abandonned yer mishuns to take a ride in Digger's car? I am nebber a stern Putty but i have ta question yer work ethic....Here I am almost a 15 year old dog and I am am work by myself... biggest mishun of the day is getting scunci's out out hoomom's hair.

[maddoxies]

Hey it's Adbisor Putty here. Where did everyone go- have y'all abandonned yer mishuns to take a ride in Digger's car? I am nebber a stern Putty but i have ta question yer work ethic....Here I am almost a 15 year old dog and I am am work by myself... biggest mishun of the day is getting scunci's out out hoomom's hair.

Dis is AIT LL, I is :icon8::POOP: I ate da diaper cwream for Ajint Diaper Doll and AIT Wobbly Walker. No mizzuns here. Da udder ajints is takin' care of me. :0210:

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah'z still heah. Ah'z twyin' to figga out ma hoomama. Ah dink she's becoming a Mad Scientist. Faw da last few days, she puts on a mask and puhple gloves and stawts mixing all dees chemicals. And she keeps mumblin' somedin' about minawals in da wahta and da chemicals not mixing wight becuz of it. Dayahs wed, blue, yella, gween, bwown, and a few othas.

Den she takes dis yawn and puts da chemicals on it. Den she cooks da yawn. When it's all done cookin', she's hangs da yawn in da showa until da yawn is dwy agin. Now da flaw of da showa is a stwange shade of blue.

Den if'n dat wasn't enuf. She's been washin' da coats of sheep and puttin' it evewy wayah to dwy. Now da house smells like wet sheep and she won't let me play with any of da sheep's coat. :(

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Agint Southern Comfort- Adbisor Putty here. The way i look at it, is that at least the sheeps down there don't really need their coats. So as weird as the hobby is, it harms no-one . Now if she was to do this up here ,it would not be good. We have llamas, and dey git shaved in da summer, which lasts about a month. Yer hoomom would be hysterical here. Can you believe it, they actually put coats on sheeps up here after their fur is taken off? I is not kidding.
My hoomom, unlike yer hoomom, is not berry creative in making things on a loom or on anything else for that matter. However, she does have a major hobby, zinging mostly classical stuff. She is berry serious about it and to my hoodad's dismay, hoomom makes him go to things called konserts. Beweve it or not dey often zing in German especially when dey sing to this man called Bach.
Does anyone know if Mr. Bach had Dachshunds???? -bein' he gets sung at in German.
Oh and agint LL- haf you gotten over Olive???I worry about you.:wavesmile:

[DixieDoodle]

Hey All! Eyez sorrwee fo not portin in moe wegularwee! Not too much goin on awound heer in my pawt uf duh state uf N D ANA.
Eyez ben berry sad cuz I had to go to duh woom uf doom. Hoomommy and hoodaddee tookz me dare and eye wuz zo excited to go becuz datz where eyez did my twaining and gotz doze good tweetz just fo sitting and walkwing nicewee on a weash!
BUT!!! Day twicked me diz time:temper:. I wuz zo hapee wen eye got in duh time machine to go. Butz wen we went inzide and den into dat wittle torcher woom.....eye new it wuz not wooking good fo mee.
Dat wadee in duh wite coat came in wif a BEEEEEEG WOOOOONG NEEEEEDLE:reaction:! Den diz udder wadeee held meeee titewee while day stuck it in my wist!!!!! Day eben pulled bwood out and took it away!!! Hoomommy eben had duh nerve to put a tweet in fwont uf my face while day did dat!! Wike I wuz weallwee going to eet at dat moment:tongue02:.
Eye wunted to bitez bofe uf doze wadees but insted eye acted wike a berry bwave agint. Eye didn't eben twy to get away....Eye just wet dem torture me while eye gabe hoomommy duh sad eyez. Eye weepeat...eye dint cwy,bite,bawk, or twy to get away. Eye wuz being a berry prwoud and bwave ajint and juzt kept weepeating to meyeself....DWD,DWD,DWD. Eye just kept gibbing hoomom duh zad eyez. Eye new dat wood make her regwet taking me in dare.
Hoomommy expwained to me dat day were testing me for hartwooms. Becuz she fogot to gib me my pillz for a few monfs. Eyez will haf to weemind her becuz eye don't eber wunt to go froo dat agin!!!
Eyez don't haf hartwooms so now eye take a pill eberee monf soze eye wont git wooms in my hart.
She also bought sumfing fo mize teefies and a brush to put diz stuff on my teefies. Eyez a wittle worried boutz dat. Eye still see it sitting on duh counta but she hasn't dun anyting boutz it yet.
Uh...oh....here she comez.....gotta go fo now.
Wuv to awe! Lady in Red:hearts:

[maddoxies]

Oh and agint LL- haf you gotten over Olive???I worry about you.:wavesmile:

Da bootiful :hearts:Miss Olive:hearts: will always hab a piece of my heart, but it does not hurt so bad now.

We have a group mizzun here. Hoomom is takin' all our things and hers and putting them in boxes. We is not sure what is going on and where all our tings are goin' to.

Hoomom is sayin' sumfin' about us boys going to "camp" and den to a new cave.

I tried to hide in da box to see where our tings were going, but hoomom caught me and shooed me out of da box. We will try again wif Ajint DD and AIT WW as distwractions.

AIT LL (Leapin' Lizzard, not da newest AIT Lickin' Lips - AIT Li Li maybe?) weportin' out

[gunther's mom]

My hoopersons went to the local fair in upstate NY... and came home. They are ooing an awing about all the critters. But I have deep concern. Apparently dere was a wabbit with the name " Lady in Red". Indeed it was supposedly a wed wabbit. Still and all, I suggest a new mishun. We need to get the message to other critters to keep their record books straight as we have the real Lady in Red.
I will be home alone for a few dayz- boo hoo-Pweese write and keep me company.
Signing out- Adbisor Putty.

[DixieDoodle]

Bisor Putty,
Don't de spare!!! Wee awe nose dat eye m duh weel Lady in Red:hearts:. Awe uf dee udder Ladys in Red r juzt m postas. I weepeet....I am duh weel Lady in Red:hearts:.
Y iz u home awone??? Don't be sceered...uze need to haf a pawtee and if u gib uz di recshuns we cud awe be dare in a fwash if we cud tawk Digger into coming to pik uz up in dat wed con bert able....Digger....r u dare? Cawing Digger....pweeze weespond befoe it iz too wate..... Weeze vant to pawtee:bouncy1:.
Lady in Red:hearts: ober and out

[MicheleS]

Digger here....

Jest send me de die-recshuns and I will picks ebberbody up and go habe a partee at Putty's cave. I habe to leave here as de hoomom is twying to cut off my toesies again.

Digger (hot chick in red convertible) out.

[gunther's mom]

This is a most excellent time for a Party as hooparents are at George's Lake in upstate NY. I think the safest time is in da middle of the night when the dogsitter is surely not to be here.
Directions to Adbisor Putty's house:
1. Down da street from the hospital run by St Peter. (Wif a name like dat you better be in good behavior at the hospital, but that another topic altogether).
2. Remember I live in the White House. This is in the Capitol . However, I is not President as I forgot to run to the Pole, so it does not say Prs. Putty on my mailbox.
3. Agint Digger-Park yer wed combertible across da street from the Sheperd from Germany. He will be coming to the party too.
4. And bwing fud- i am stuck wif healthy fud and dental treats. Bring yer whine too.:bouncy1:

[maddoxies]

Dear Putty

We are bery sorry not to be comin' to da party, but we must stay at da cave and look after hoomom who is :sick2: All 4 of us are comitted to this mizzun of keepin' da hoomom warm on da sofa while she is :sick2: and :zzzz: It is a tough job, but we is tough Ajints and AIT.

Ajints BB, DD, and AITS LL, WW wishin' we could party too

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Dis is a good time tew leave Flaw-wee-Duh! Dayah's a lot of poison dwops coming dis week. Ah's all faw a pawty. Ah ken bwing da Coke and Diet Coke.

Ah had a weally big mizshun Satuhday mawning. One of da hoosista's cats jumped ova da gate and came into ma pawt of da house. She twied to wun away but Ah caught huh and da :punch: was on. Da cat dug huh knives for paws into ma head. Thankfully she missed ma eye but Ah have scwatches all ova ma head. Hoomama twied to bweak us up but Ah hung on tew da cat's neck. Dat nasty cat bit and scwatched ma hoomama sevewall times on both hands. When Ah saw dat, Ah let go of da cat and she jumped back ova da gate. Hoomama stawted tew cwy and she was shivawing becuz huh hands hood so much. Dey got all swollen but dayah's not swollen any maw. Now dey just hood a little. Ah's been twyin' to give huh xtwa :hearts:

SC out --

[DixieDoodle]

SC, Fiwst wet me sae wut a bwave soul jer u r!!! To defend u space and hoomomma wike dat!!! I wub menz in uni forms and eben dough u not wearing a uni form, u act wike u r!:sillylove:
Now dat pawt about bwinging DietCoke...wutz up wif dat!!! To haf a pawty, I wike a wittle :party014:wine, with food:party0021: and then dancing:party3:! I can bwing my hoosistas eye pod. I just no dat sweet muzik comez out of it but I don't know wy dat call it eye pod cuz u can't see anyting wif it....just hear it. Oh well...
N E way....wetz git diz pawty stawted!!!
Lady in Red:hearts:

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ah got some weally gweat news today. Da Man with da needles came today and he's released me back to active duty. He told da hoosista dat he won't be coming back unless ma back goes out on me agin. :yahoo: Well, Ah knew Ah was fit faw duty when Ah fought da hoosista's cat. :D

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Oh the irony of it all-here comes hoomans and dey is talking about a bath. Party is off. Agint Southern Comfort-i is weally worried about yer hoomom's paws. I can come down, my Putty saliva has healing powers i am told. Seriously...oh I know I sound gross but my hoomom swears by it.
And yes, Lady in Red, the Diet Coke is lame. Being a Red Lady do you pwefer Merlot?-jest let me know for da next party.

[Dogmother]

AIT's Big Mama, Dern D Dern, Pippinator and Chocolate Pie wepowting in. We have much to say. Our hoomom was bewwy bizy making a doxie celebwashun fow us to do to and wun waces. So we haben been abow to dit on du puter much, she has had it bizy doin udder tings. n e how, we went to a gweat doxie celebwashun and der was hunnerds ub udder doxies dere. Hoomom says it was only 35 but we tink it was hunnerds. We aww wan waces wif duh udder doxies. We waced two at a time and had a gwand owd time. Duh t bee guys wuz eben dere and AIT Chocolate Pie and AIT Big Mama were on duh big t bee ting. Hoomom is going to buy a bideooo ub it so she can seez dem on it wots and wots ub timez. Dere wuz nooz paper guys dere too and Hoodad and AIT Pippinator got in duh front sexshun ub duh noozpaper.

We wuz aww bewwy pwowd ub AIT Chocolate Pie cuz he had sum ishews cuz ub sum bad stuff dat happened to him befow he wuz our brudder, but he wuz a shining star. We know dat we can't bote him to be a full ajint but we tinks he deserbs to be one for maken suts a beeg chanj. He wuzn't scawed oncet. He meeted new peeplz an made fwends wif ebwyone. Duh newz guy tot he was bewwy speshul and took wots ub pichers ub him. Pwus he wun almos all ub his waces. Duh wun he wost due letgo persun dint letgo fast enuf and duh udder doxie got a big head start on him.

Dat is aww we wiw wepowt at dis time but we hab many more ventures to share wif you all about our dominashun efforts.

AIT's Big Mama, Dern D. Dern, Pippinator, and Chocolate Pie sine ing owt.

[Weeweeniekennel]

This new ajent AIT Lickie Lips me caled that cause I rile to lick evry1. Mom is taking me and brovers to anoter dog show. Im going to see me sister Libby maybe I can spring her and thewest of the dogs and we can run wild at the dog show weally make things exciting. Mom will weally be appy if brover Skyler becomes a champion what ever that is but Im spose do the same thing. Will rport in when we get back home or maybe before we leave if no ones wooking
AIT Lickie Lips

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Gee life seems to be exciting in other parts of the OOnited States... AIT Chocolate Pie in races, AIT Licky Lips brudder in a show.An yes, I do believe that Skyler should run hog wild (jest an expression) in da dog show. There are lots of horse shows here being dat I is close to Sorrytoga Springs- but no dog shows. I wuz once told I could nebber be in a dog show since I had a faulty tail... hrmph. So instead I became a hero dog and indeed made the front pages of the big newspaper for savin hoomom's life. As dey say, "When one door closes.... another opens with fud."

[Dogmother]

AIT Chocolate Pie wepowting in. I habs muts to repowt so I iz doin it a widdew at a tym. Befow duh waces AIT Dern D. Dern dot tutored. He wint to da doctur and dey tookt away his bewwies, dey wet him keep hims twig doh. He wuz a big star at duh docturs offise, dey aww weewy wikted him. Wen hoomom and hoodad went to dit him duh docturs helpur wuz holding and cuddling him. Dey tot he wuz way tute. Duh helpur wuz new and had not met Dern befow so she weewy tot he wuz sumptin speshul. We tink it iz becuz he iz so wittew. He onwy is 8 pownds. But he iz all dachsie.

Wyow he wuz ditting tutored (dat iz wut hoomom called it) duh west of us dachsies went to da wake and fwoated awound in da waft wif hoomom and hoodad. We aww wored wife jakitz in case we feww in da big wet but we didn. We met sum udder dogs and let dem know dat dachsies iz duh bestest aftur day looked at us wike we wuz pip skweeks. Den dey wur scawed ub us cuz wen we saw dat we yewwed at dem dat dachsies wule da wurld. Dey wespected us after dat.

We awso went to a park wif dux and geeze at if and AIT Big Mama got pecked on da hed by a dumb old duk. Hoomom wuz frowing peeses of bwed on da gwond for da dux and Big Mama trid to dit a peese and da duk dat was twying to dit it dot mad and peckted her wite on do top ub da hed. Wew wet me teww youse dat Big told dat duk a ting or too after dat. Hoomom and hoodad just waffed and waffed. Hoomom told Big dat is wut happenz wen she twys to be a piggie.

I habs muts mow to repowt butz I wiww dive you a bwak fur now.

AIT Chocolate Pie signing owt.

[maddoxies]

:welcomewagon: to da new AITS.

Da weports are bery interesting. It is exciting to weport and sometimes da paws get goin' bery quickly on da 'puter - and da weports can be difficult fur some of us udders to read. We nose dat we Ajints and AITs have to sneak on da 'puter when da hoomans are not looking, but pwease, slow down a bit so we can read and learn from all dose exciting mizzuns.

Ajints Barky Boy, Diaper Doll, AITS Leapin' Lizzard and Wobbly Walker packin' da tweats to move.

[abiose]

Little azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

:sos: May Day May Day May Day :sos:

Lately, on MY territory... there's one giant bird hanging right in MY yard.
At first I thought "bha, one less or one more FNEH" but... MY humans said that because of THAT particular bird...
(which name sounds like awc, hak, woak)
I can't go run in zee yard free anymore :temper:

How come??? Why suddently taking away my freedom for a stupid chicken...
WHY??? :panic:

I guess I should go on zee mission to catch that thing asap :karate: if I want my freedom's back
Little agent Bean La Doon checking out... WISH MY LUCK!!!

[maddoxies]

OH our dear Ajint Bean La Doon, be careful !!! 'awks gobble down little Ajints like cocktail weenies :faint: Da hoomom told us about 'awks last year, when one thought dat Ajint Barky Boy would be a tasty snack.

Be sure to take your hoomom or hoodad outside with you. We cannot lose such a valuable and international ajint for da cawse.

We are all happy :bouncy1: dat you have recovered from da back sur-ger-ee and are almost 100%, but PLEASE do not take chances wif 'awks. Dy are like ki-oat-ees wif wings.

[Meekie]

Wez habe been on many mischuns and been berry busy these hot days. Wez also gots some berry sad news to wreport. Long time Ajint SWT crossed ober to da rainbow bridge today.:candle: She had been 'tired and not going on any mischuns for a long time. Wez all berry sad and miss her. But Our mischun is to help hoomommy get ober her saddness. She has da wet face alot and wez has to keep licking off da tears. Its a berry important mischun.

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and out

[gunther's mom]

Oh my dogness- Dis is Putty. I am berry sorry that one of our agints SWT went to hebben to do hebben mishuns. Indeed agints Chowhound and Wiggley Butt, you must perform this most important mishuns of all mishuns. Even though you will nebber weplace Agint SWT-your support and unnerstanding of the hooman -agint/dachund bond will be of much help to hoomom. You might miss yer fellow agint too in different ways, to.
Now I am gonna take my paws and try to find that Angle;:angel9:

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger portin in.

I is sowwy dat SWT went to da Bridge. You keep up da important mishun of licking off da tears. Dat is a sacred doxie duty, and we cans not fall down in dat mishun.

Yes, Ajent Bean la Doon, my mutter says dat 'awks eat us like cocktail weenies. I not unnerstand how a giant chicken can do that, but I habe to listen to hoomom.

Mutter had to go back to workies. I wikes it when she is home wif me all summer, now she gone all day. She said dat she has to ed-u-kate da teenagers dat act like :crazy: all de time. Now I is all by myself wif da world's meanyest nasty cat.

Digger out.....

[DixieDoodle]

Ajint Lady in Red:hearts: here. Eyez so sowee bouts Ajint SWT. Butz eye heer dare are wots of mishuns in Hebun and dat u akshullee getz to sit on a cwoud called number 9 :angel10:. Eye dunno wut duh cwoudz r ahed uf 9 r for but day must be pwettee nice too. Maybe Ajint SWT cuud port back to uz here and tell uz what doze udder cwouds r for.

Uze doing a berry goot ting by wicking hoomommas face. Doze tings dat dwop off r cawed teerz. I haf also wicked doze tears fwum my hoomommas face when she tinks about a furkid day had befo me. I tink wicking doze teers off dare face makes dem smile and feel betta because doze teerz must burn dare faces....cuz day taste saltee. Eye not sure why doze teers come out uf dare eyez butz itz good to keep hoomommas face cwean...so keep up duh good work.

SWT....if uze can heer me....tell uz what doze udder cwouds are for.
Tanks bunches and gib my furbrudder Champ a beeeeeeg hug from awe uf us here in diz cabe.
Ober and out...Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- I wish I could get a singal to my late great brudder Jake to hop over to the other Clouds. Being he is a terrier and that his jumping legs are back to baseline,I figure he could do this for us.
Now , ALLRIGHT. I have a problem . My hooparents forgot, yes, forgot to get the anti-flea stuff from the vet for me this year. Four of them buggers were found on me. Now here is the hoomiliating part of it. Hoodad bought this "natural" anti-flea stuff, and they is laughing AT me. I wepeat "at" me not "wif" me and calling me "Peppermint Patty" because I smell like all this herbal stuff. I am not, I wepeat, not a girlie type dog- to be smelling like a "Perppermint Patty". :angry013:
Did any of you other agints every have this "natural' anti-flea stuff? All info and emotshunal support appreciated.

[DixieDoodle]

Abizor Putty, Oh geez! Datz awefuwl....dem waffing at u wikd dat. Don't deespare dough cuz my hooparentz hav waffed AT me befo too and dey did it olnwee fo dare amuuzemint! Day put diz stoopid footbaw helmut on me and waffed dare stoopit hedz off!
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Soze, I know how u feel boutz dat becuz I am what uze caw a girlie girl.....and NOT a tomboy girl!!! Eye wuz zo mad at dem I peed wite on dare fwoor for it! Uze need to doo sumptin to teech hem a wesson! Day haben't put dat stoopit hat on me sense den.

My hooparents buy sumtin smelwee at duh bets to put on me....day onlwee doo it 1 time ebery free monse or so. I don't wike it eever but it doze keep doze nasttee fweas off me.

Good wuck and don't forget....I feel fo you...teech dem a wesson now befoe day twy sumtin else!

Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[Meekie]

Wez happy to wreport that ourz mischun to lick da tears from da hoomoms face seems to be workin. She does not habe very many of them tears anymore. We has been successful in ourz mishun and now ready for da next one.:bouncy1:

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and out

[MicheleS]

Ajent Digger here....

I habe to weport dat I is ready to go walkies but Mutter says dat someone named "Gustav" says I can't go outside. Who is dis "Gustav" and why do he say I can'ts go outside? Mutter says dat I will blow away. hmmmm

Mutter also says dat we habe to help out de puppers and de hoomans in dis place called "Loo-ese-e-ana" Dey habe to come here to Pepsi-cola cuz dis guy Gustav is beating up ebberybody dere. Wow, dis Gustav must be very mean indeed. I will consider dis a very important mishun if dere are doggies dat are being beat up by Gustav.

Does ennybody know who dis "Gustav" is and shall we makes dis a DWD mishun to help out?

Digger out.

[DixieDoodle]

Oh yes, I hab herd uf Gustov...he iz berry windie. I saw him on duh nuuz todae. Tankfulwee we wib berry faw away fwum him. But hoomommy sayz eberyone shud help outz by donating munee to sumting cawed duh wed cwoss. I wood butz I dont haf anee munnee. I wud haf too getz a job firzt and I tink eye iz to wittle to do a job. I cudn't weach duh counta to wun a cash wegista. Aldo...dat wuud be fun.
I will say pwayaz fo doze hoo iz infected by dat nasty man cawed Gustov. Bwess awe doze dachzeez and dare hoofamiweez fwum getting hawmed by him.:pray:

[gunther's mom]

Agint Digga- Adbisor Putty here- Gees my pwoblems pale with comparison to those in your neck of the woods. I really is a bit worried about where you live too.I know Pepsicola can be bisited by dat nasty man.
And Lady in Red- I was absolutely aghast when I saw the picture of you in a football helmet. You are the purdiest girl around and if it were me, I would have left a little more "damage" on the rugs, if ya know what I mean...

[Weeweeniekennel]

Agent Licky Lips here afer mom got to that dog show thing weus were gud dogs But she took brothr Bandito to potty and skyler btoke out of hiss pen an some peoples catched him Mom came back and said he badd dog put him in he crate thingy Him could gets out. Then brover bandito breacks out :cheer:but mommy catched him another bad dog and he put in hims crate. But borver Bruiser was losse and he really gets away :party011: but he finds mommy and brings her back but that was ok because it was getting dark and we was scared at this campgrondy place We so glad to get back home and not sweepy in the van that no fun :faint:

[maddoxies]

Oh yes, I hab herd uf Gustov...he iz berry windie. I saw him on duh nuuz todae. Tankfulwee we wib berry faw away fwum him. But hoomommy sayz eberyone shud help outz by donating munee to sumting cawed duh wed cwoss. I wood butz I dont haf anee munnee. I wud haf too getz a job firzt and I tink eye iz to wittle to do a job. I cudn't weach duh counta to wun a cash wegista. Aldo...dat wuud be fun.
I will say pwayaz fo doze hoo iz infected by dat nasty man cawed Gustov. Bwess awe doze dachzeez and dare hoofamiweez fwum getting hawmed by him.:pray:

Dis is Ajints Barky Boy, Diaper Doll wif AITs Leapin' Lizzard and Wobbly Walker. We do not wike dis Gustov guy I-der. Our hoomom is talkin' bout us havin' to go to da kennels :temper:, so she can bisit Gustav and his relatives Hanna and Ike. She had to go and take classes to learn how to bisit dees windy peoples. Butts, we will be good Ajints and AITs fur da cauze. Hoomom 'splained dat she is goin' to help udder furkids who would be "in harm's way".

Lady in Red, we don't have munnee I-der, so we donate our hoomom instead to sumfin' called EARS.

At our cave, it looks like Gustav has bisited us too. We should say, at our new cave. Der are boxes all over da place. No place for good Ajints and AITs to practice zoomies. The 'puter did not live movin' cave I-der, so we may not be able to weport on da new recruits we will meet at da new cave.

We :crsfnger: all our fellow ajints and AITs will be safe with deese nasty peoples Hanna and Ike comin' to bisit. :crsfnger: dey will be like Gustov, more bark den bite.

[nmgirl98]

Dis hewe AIT Booger Butt. eye aint ported in cuz dere wuznt nuttin goin on.

BUT NOW - git dis

da big guy come home on sundee wif a bundle of sumtin grey. i dinnit no whut it wuz n momma wundnt let me nere it. but den on mundee she sez i kin seez it.

gess whut. itz anudder wun o dem fuzzy kat tings like my kiki baby. now dere are 3 o dem in here!! hep!! i needz back-up!!! dis wun iz bout az big az me hed. it spitz at me n kiki neber did dat to me eber. i dunno whut iz posed ta do. momma tellz me dat it aint stayin...we jess watchin it til it getz bigger n gets anudder famlee.

it stayz upstars in dat room wiff dat woom where da momma gets all kleen n stuff. i gots ta see it up klose ta-nite n it dinnt spit dat time. but it sos small i wuz fraid dat i wud hurt it if we played.

i dunno if i likez it. shud i make frends?

[gunther's mom]

AIT Booger Butt dis is Adbisor Putty. You say this critter is da size of yer head...It is grey. I am researching my google thing here. A mousey???If so, jes would make friends with dis species . I tell ya why, when it comes to going into hoomom's pocket book to get da cwedit card, he/she could come in handy for da cause.
We are expectin hooman company this week - all I hear about is the potential for the Capet Dragon to come out of hiding again. I thought it had disappeared. Has anyone else had a disappearing Carpet Dragon?

[DixieDoodle]

AIT Booger Butt dis is Adbisor Putty. You say this critter is da size of yer head...It is grey. I am researching my google thing here. A mousey???If so, jes would make friends with dis species . I tell ya why, when it comes to going into hoomom's pocket book to get da cwedit card, he/she could come in handy for da cause.
We are expectin hooman company this week - all I hear about is the potential for the Capet Dragon to come out of hiding again. I thought it had disappeared. Has anyone else had a disappearing Carpet Dragon?
Adbisor Putty....I sink if u weweed BoogerButts mesage, diz cwitta iz acshullay a debil wif nivez. I m berree sure uf diz centz it spitz! Eye hab nebba knone mice to spit. BB...if diz iz a debil it wood still beehoov u to make fwendz....eye haf made fwendz wif duh debilz heer and day haf duh bestest smelling butz in duh woorld...and day weeve wittle bwown jewelz in a speshul box in r basement. I caw it a tweasure box....hoomommy cawz it a witter box.....AND she HATES:angry: it when I sneek off down dare to find duh jewelz.
About duh cawpet dwagon....r's wibs in r cwozet and comes out about onse a week. I don't mind it but duh debilz heer HATE it and day wun off wike beeg babeez when day see the dwagon coming out uf duh cwozet. Our dwagon eatz duh hairball bunnies dat wiv on our fwoorz. Wut doze urz eet?
Oba and Out,
Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

What does our Carpet Dwagon eat??? You ask a good question. He/she/it is starvin' to death, that's the thing. Perhaps the Carpet Dwagon goes in hibernation like bears. But Agint Lady in Red, as you have keenly observed, I is not good with identification of species- figuring a mouse for debilz wif knives, oh brudder.:oops:
Oh minor news here-our Time Machine got an ouchy and has to go to da Woom of doom for Time Machines. Another Time Machine was going along wif its eyes closed . But all is well .

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll weportin' in on Mizzun "Pwrison Bwreak"

Da hoomom has me twrapped in da Diaper Mobile, but I's escaped :party011:

She weft me alone yesterday in da Diaper Mobile, so I used my nose to open da window and jumped out :bouncy1:. I's got to pwlay wif Ajint Barky Boy and AIT Leapin' Lizzard until da hoomom came back and caughts me. I am back in da Diaper Mobile again and hoomom says I have to stay here for 49 more sleeps :faint::temper: Ok, so my legs are not working so good right now, but 49 more sleeps PLUS the 7 sleeps I already had in that Diaper Mobile :temper::punch:

I hab been coming to dis "work" ting wif hoomom, (boring). It is nice to be wif hoomom, but she says dat I have to stay in pwrizon at home after tomorrow. :karate:

Ajint DD weportin' out for :zzzz: :zzzz:

[Dogmother]

AIT's Big Mama, Dern D. Dern, Pippinator and Chocolate Pie wepowting in: We habs muts to wepowt. Our hoobrudder Randy is getting mawwied on Saturday, we have another hoobrudder dat mom cawz Spud dat is coming from a pwace cawwed Utah. He haz a wife and baby cawwed Zoey dat is coming wif him. Hoomommy is bewwy sited bout is cuz she haz nebber seed Zoey befoe. Hoomommy and hoodaddy got out our carpet dragon dis weekend and it ate all da stuff on our fwoors. We ain't skeerd of it doh, we tries to bite it as it goze back and forf on da carpet. We yell at it da hole time it iz on. Den dey got out dis udder carpet dragon dat spraze water on da carpet and sux it owt. Dey tookted it aw ober da howse, eben in da hot tub woom. Hoomommy sez it is cuz hoobrudder Spud's wife has azma and dey want ebwyting good and kween fur her.

We are intrusted in dese debils with nives. Wut r dey? We don have inny here. R dey good to eet? Big Mama wanted to no dat. She wiw eet innyting.

We wiww wepowt back in next week aftur da weddin and update ebwywun on how it went.

AIT's Big Mama, Dern D. Dern, Pippinator and Chocolate Pie wepowting owt.

[gunther's mom]

AIT Big MAma et al. I must inform you dat, inasmuch as the debilz wif knives may be perilous,they are not to be eaten. Believe it or not there are hoopersons who love dem. I cannot figure out the bond between hoopersons and dese debilz but it can be quite strong. So nope-dey is strictly off limits for fud.
We have a debil here- i think- please adbise. It goes up our driveway and sits by ourdoor. Somebody musta messed up when they were painting their fence cause it has the oddest white stripe. It wears special perfume too, but I kin tell you it is not Chanel #5 like my hoomom wears.
Do any of you lady agints wear perfume? I swear, Ihave my entrepreneurial
thinking cap (and ears) on-I think I might be onto something.
Ober and out- yer Adbisor Putty

[Dogmother]

Adbisor Putty, we may not know muts bowt dem debils wif claws but we do no bowt dem stripety stinky tings, dey is called skonks. Dey habs a powerful stink to dem. We gits dem round here lots. We also stay far far away fwum dem. Dey spray dat powerful stink right out ub dere butz. It burnz da eyz and noze bad. Our fursis Sarah da coonhownd got skonked once long timez ago and she towd us bout it. Be berry karefull of dem skonks.

Da Montana Doxies
AIT's Big Mama, Dern D. Dern, Pippinator, and Chocolate Pie

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. Now first off I must tell you I am still alive. You all know how much I love "fud". Problem is i still have not mastered readin'. There was a big bag on the back porch filled wif stuff dat wesembled my kibbles and bits. My hoodad put much of these particles in a green machine and was moving it up and down the lawn This made no sense to me. Why would a lawn need "fud"? Well so as to avoid this unnecessary waste i ett out of the bag . After all it said "Organic".
So heed ye all ajints:Though it may smell good, do not eat FURDY LIZER. :sick2:Poor hoomom was up in middle of night wif da poison control folks.Phew i did not haf to go to woom of doom.

[Dogmother]

Holy Moly Adbisor Putty, you could hab got ded. Dat stuff is bewwy bad. We habs herd bout if fwum hoomom talkin to hoodad bout a fwend on anodder site dat had wun ob her furkidz eet sum ob dat stuff. He dot bewwy sik and awmost got ded. You sound wike you is wike our Big Mama who wiww eet anyting. Be cawful ub wut you eet.

AIT's Big Mama, Dern D. Dern, Pippinator and Chocolate Pie

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Advisa Putty, Ah am so glad that yaw ok. It wasn't yaw fault. Ah'z seen da pwint on doze bags and it's vewy, vewy small. Ma hoomama can't weed those bags eitha even with haw weeding glasses on.

SC out --

[Meekie]

Adbisor Putty so glad yz ok. Hoomommy gets wreally upset when Iz dig out of da perimeter fence. She says there is to much bad stuffs around da farm for us to gets into. Tings habe been pretty quite up here in Wis of Consin. Hoomans have been drivin da BIG Time machines all ober da place and spittin chopped up corn into da skiny tall caves they call si-lows. Will wreport any new michshuns when wes find them.

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and out

[maddoxies]

Adbisor Putty, we are bery grateful dat you are OK. Dat stuff is dangerous :faint: In your D-fence, dat pwrint is bery small.

We hab been bery, bery busy defendin' da cave. We hab invadors DAILY. Hoomom puts Ajint BB and AIT LL in da base-ment, butts day bwreak out :happy030:. I am behind da gates in da "fud centre" but I am watching dem bery carefully. One of dem measured my head, I am not sure what dat is all about. I will weport more when I hab dat answer.

It is hard work to tap out all our names ebery time we weports, so we is thinkin' up a name for our "unit" of da DWD, C-C (Canadian Contingent) is one we are thinkin' of (what if we gets more Canadian ajints??), Da Brat Pack (DBP) is annuder one. What do all da udder Ajints and AITs think? Any more suggestions? (We were rememberin' da Kalifornie Krew, and gots dis idea fur ourselves)

Ajint Diaper Doll weportin' out for all (Ajint Barky Boy, AIT Leapin' Lizzard and AIT Wobbly Walker).

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ajint Diaper Doll, Ah think yaw suggestion is a vewy good idea. How about the Arctic Wonders?

SC out --

[maddoxies]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Ajint Diaper Doll, Ah think yaw suggestion is a vewy good idea. How about the Arctic Wonders?

SC out --

Dat is good, but we in da south part of da "Great White North".

We tinks we got it :happy030: We was talkin' dat we are all rescues and sometimes we have foster-rescue AITs wif us, so we will each keep our Ajint and AIT names, but as a group, we like da "Rescue Rangers" (RR). We are all rescues and each ub us hab different gifts. I (Ajint Diaper Doll) hab da Diapermobile, Ajint Barky Boy is da "escape artist" and AIT Leapin' Lizzard can jump really high and get things from high places for us. AIT Wobbly Walker is our sneak attack expert coz she is so quiet hoopeoples don't notice her.

So ..... da Rescue Rangers ????

[Dogmother]

We vote fur the Rescue Rangers we really like dat. We here in Montana wur twying to tink of a name for us all to gedder too. Sence der is 4 ub us we kind ob need to shorten are name too. It is awot of work for chubby pawz to type all dem namez wen mom aint lookin. Hewp us come up wit a name for us Montana doxies as a gwoup.

AIT's Big Mama, Dern D. Dern, Pippinator, and Chocolate Pie (see wut we meen about lotsa letter to type)

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- Rescue Rangers is good. Arctic Wonders not so good as it would be too similar to where I live-i.e. Smallbunny NY.
And for the info for our agent from Wis of Consin- we have dose skinny tall tubes that git filled up with corn up here too. Now, given my recent experience wif FURDY LIZER, I will hold off on inbestigating the "fud" in da silos, though. And thank you for your concern. Boy my poor belly hurt, and my hoomom sure had a mess on her hand. One way to git de old Carpet dwagon awake.

[gunther's mom]

My fellow agints. I must tell you about the wonderful time I had today. My hooparents took my to a thing called "Church". The reason that I went was to git spritzed with some water. It was called the Blessing of the Animals. Now the part I don't git it this. There was a very timid debil with knives for paws. This was blessed as well. I guess there must be a special dispensation for these debilz then, what d'all think?
And guess what, Laady in Red, you would esp be interested. I took a little piddle there too. Dey were extremely forgiving.....
Rescue rangers... any mishuns lately.
Signing out, Adbisor Putty:innocent:

[Meekie]

Iz was on a berry importdant mishun da other day. Iz gotz out of da perimetor fence an explored da area. Da best part was that Ajint WigglyButt's hoomom was post to be watchin us and she didn't eben know Iz gotz out! Anyways I really had to go pee and da only place I knowz to go is in da perimetor fence! I could not getz back in so Iz had to scratch at da door to da cave. Ajint WigglyButt barked and barked until her hoomommy finally came and letted me back in and boy I ran real fast to da doggie door and da perimetor to goz potty! I needz to plan better for next mishun!

Ajint Chowhound ober and out

[DixieDoodle]

My fellow agints. I must tell you about the wonderful time I had today. My hooparents took my to a thing called "Church". The reason that I went was to git spritzed with some water. It was called the Blessing of the Animals. Now the part I don't git it this. There was a very timid debil with knives for paws. This was blessed as well. I guess there must be a special dispensation for these debilz then, what d'all think?
And guess what, Laady in Red, you would esp be interested. I took a little piddle there too. Dey were extremely forgiving.....
Rescue rangers... any mishuns lately.
Signing out, Adbisor Putty:innocent:
Abisor Putty,
:laughitup:I wub it!!! U peed in church?!? Wer uze nervus??? I tink I wood haf ben. I don't bwame u:D. Now boutz diz spwitzing....eyez tink day shood spwitz doze devils wif nives!!! Maybe dat will make dem more angelic wike uz:innocent:!!! Did dat debil go awe cwazy ven dat holee wata hit him??? U no....wike getting duh demonz:devil1: out uf him?
My hoooparentz are Cafo wick and day told me boutz a saint cawed Fwancis, he iz our pwotecta and wee shood pway to him if weez eber scared. He is wike one uf God's wight hand mans for petz and aminals....eye twy not to ask God for my wittle tings...I just go to Fwancis and haf him ask God ven God isn't so buzy. I sumtimez pway hoobrudder weaves food in hiz woom and not cwean it up. And guess what???? Sometimes my pwayaz r ansered. Wike diz wast weekend....he weft McDonawdz fwench fwiez waying awound in hiz woom and I ate dat entire box full!!!! Hoomommy wuz not happee wif my hoobrudda or me:crazy:. But....it wuz so wurf it!!! So, jus weememba....ask St.Fwansis fo duh smawe stuff and den he weelays duh messuge to God ven God duzn't seem so buzy.
Hooway for St. Fwansis:angel09:!!!!
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here again- I is berry afriad that my hoomom is gonna throw the computer out the window as it is getting too old. It is making noises like a jack-hammer.
Well back on topic- Agint Lady in Red. You will not believe it, but St Fwacis lives in our back yard. Indeed it is twue. So now you haf every reason to come up here for a bisit. And nope I wuz not nervous in Church- I know I wuz loved. And to report back on yer question re the little debil wif Knives at the service. Indeed as she was unusually timid for a fewine. Pwbably cause she wuz outnumbered by canines. The weaker part of me felt sorry for this little debil. I am losing my touch as an Agint I guess.:help2:
And agint Chowhound- as you wonderd about did you git to see da horsies?I am always game for a horsie pic fix bein'I live in the city of Smallbunny.

[maddoxies]

We vote fur the Rescue Rangers we really like dat. We here in Montana wur twying to tink of a name for us all to gedder too. Sence der is 4 ub us we kind ob need to shorten are name too. It is awot of work for chubby pawz to type all dem namez wen mom aint lookin. Hewp us come up wit a name for us Montana doxies as a gwoup.

AIT's Big Mama, Dern D. Dern, Pippinator, and Chocolate Pie (see wut we meen about lotsa letter to type)

Da Montana Marauders? Da Montana Mob??

[maddoxies]

Dis is da Rescue Rangers and we need help from da DWD, adbise from Adbisor Putty or somefin'

Der are two big white MONSTERS in our cave:eek2:.

Dey live down under da stairs. Hoomom feeds dem clothes :yikes2: Most of da time, dey sit der bery quiet, but one (its mouth is in the top of its head) gets very angry sometimes. It yells and bangs and jumps around and we are afraid it will attack our hoomom. Ajint Barky Boy runds down da stairs ahead of hoomom and barks at it and tries to defend her (da rest of us can't go down da stairs). Hoomom reaches into its mouth :faint: and then it is quiet.

Does anyone know what is happening and how we gets rid of deese monsters :help2: before dey eat us or hoomom?

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. Unlike our carpet dwagon, we have two large critters just like you describe and they are always on the go. But in my almost 15 yrs of experience they have not yet et one of us.
An By the way I like Montana Marauders. It must be freein in Montana, no?

[Dogmother]

Da Montana Marauders wepowtin in. We wuv da name. Yes it is fweezin in Montana wite now. Da wedder guy on da tb jus sez dat by evening we wiww hab 4 to 8 inches ub snow. Brrrrrrrrr.

We awso habs a new mishun to repowt. We knowz dat hoomommy has aweady wepowted dat AIT Pippinator had sum puppeez. We are aww buzy hewping dem gwow up to hewp in world dominashun. Pippinator won't wet us dit too cwose to dem but we tawks to dem fruu da sides of da puppie pen.

AIT Dern D. Dern dominated da Shopko and Home Depot stores was weekend. He went in and ebwybuddy thinkt he was da cutest guy dey had ebber seed.

Montana Marauders wepowting out

[gunther's mom]

Well hi there Montana Marauders, dis is Adbisor Putty. I took a peek at the puter when mom was not looking. I wud be happy to puppy sit as I think I would be a good infooence. You see I used to sing when I was younger, and I could help develop the budding talent of one of the critters.

[Dogmother]

I wud be happy to puppy sit as I think I would be a good infooence. You see I used to sing when I was younger, and I could help develop the budding talent of one of the critters.

Adbisor Putty, We are betting you cuud teach Hershey to sing as he is berry bocal and makes this little growly/whiney sound and we tinks it cuud be made into a song berry ezily. Mom sez he is gwumping awownd.

Montana Marauders sineing owt.

[gunther's mom]

AIT Hershey and M.M's (Montana Marauders). I wud be happy to teach Hershey to sing: but now I haf to take care of hoomom. She is about ready to fling herself out of the window as computer as the bucket of photos is giving her grief. She is not berry computer savvy being an old girl. I think she posted my pic but it took her furever :banghead:and eben interfered wif my sleep.
Over and out Adbisor Putty

[maddoxies]

Dear Adbsior PUtty

Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll. I saw dat picture (peeked over hoomom's shoulder) You are very handsome :hearts:

If your hoomom has an achy head from :banghead: we can send some of those little white pills our hoomom takes. AIT LL stole all kinds of med-e-sin from hoomom's purse. We put dem wif our emergency supplies in Ajint Barky Boy's crate. We heard dat hoomom is getting a new one of dem cwredit cards, so we needs to sneak da new number too for our emergency stash.

I went back to da needle lady. Da white coats cut off my toes and stuck pins in my back, but I did not give away any ov our secwrets. I put up a :punch: dis time, but did not bite da white coat. I just gave her da :angry: look.

Ajint DD weportin out for da Rescue Ranges

[maddoxies]

Dis is AIT Leapin' Lizzard weportin' in.

I had a really good solo mizzun da udder day. I was hungry and bored and da hoomom was away at the "work". So I did what my name says: I leaped and I leaped and I got the bread from da counter. DA WHOLE LOAF plus some.

Da Texas toast was great. :thanx: to our Texas brothers and sisters for inventin' dat. Da "healthy" bread was ok.

Hoomom was :angry:, but da brwead was already in my tummy. I shared wif da Rescue Rangers who weren't :sleeptime:

I tink dis is my bery first solo mizzun :bouncy1:

AIT LL weportin' out.

[Meekie]

Chowhound here wez berry proud of you AIT Leapin'Lizzard! That was a wonderful mishin. It sounds like a mischin I would like.There iz not much happin up here in da Wis-of -consin except da silly trees are throwing thier clothes on da ground again. It is gettin cold out there in da perimeter and they is gettin naked! They did da same thing last time da big cold came, and da frozen poison drops arrived. Iz don't like da frozen poison drops but Ajint WigglyButt loves them!

Ajint Chowhound ober an out

[maddoxies]

da silly trees are throwing thier clothes on da ground again.

The trees are doing the same thing here too :what: silly trees. I hab been bringing in all da tree clothes dat dey drop in our run.

Operation Bread Basket was a really good mizzun, eben if hoomom is :angry: :toetap: at me.

AIT LL goin' to :sleepy13: now to think up more mizzuns.

[Dogmother]

AIT Dern D. Dern wepowtin in, yestiddy I went to town wif da hoomom. We wint to da bank, don't know y dey cawws it dat I caww it da cookie pwace. Mommy puts some paperz in dis tube and den puts in a a musheen dat sucks it up just like da floor sucky monster, den in a few minuts dis voice comz fwum da masheen and sez thankyou and it makes a funny noiz and da tube comes back. Hoomom takes it owt and openz it up and dere is some more paperz in it and a cookie fur me. I don't no y she sendz da paperz bak and forf but if it gitz me a cookie who carez.

Den we wentz to da court howse and hoomom gabe dem some munneez and got some paperz and da lady dere petted me and gave me anudder cookie. I akshully got lots of petz frum da peeples dat were hanging owt dere.

Aftur dat we went to Tailwaggers, mommy sez it is a speshultee dog stuff store, she is wurking wif da store ladee bout gettin some bizness fwum her. Aneewayz dis ladee gabe me a cookie too.

Den we dwove fruw da taco pwace. I really like tacos and hoomom got me one of my berry own. I eated it before I got home so I din't have to share wif ebwyone ewse.

Hoomom noz dat I shunt have hooman food but ebwy oncet in a wile I gets some.

Aww in aww it wuz a gwate day fur me and wots of peepul got to give me petz and treetz.

AIT Dern D. Dern wepowtin owt.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- I have decided I shall move to Montana in that in Smallbunny NY, no one acknowledges me wif cookies dats fur sure. I must check the airlines to see what route to take. Nebber ebber have i gottten a tweet from dese bureaucwats up here.:temper:

[Dogmother]

Adbisor Putty, you can come to Montana and wibs wif us. We go wots of pwaces dat gib out tweets. Sometimes eben wen we dwive fwoo Arbeez dey gibs us sum woast beast swices. Doze are berry yummy.

AIT Dern D. Dern

[maddoxies]

Adbisor Putty here- I have decided I shall move to Montana in that in Smallbunny NY, no one acknowledges me wif cookies dats fur sure. I must check the airlines to see what route to take. Nebber ebber have i gottten a tweet from dese bureaucwats up here.:temper:

Dis is Ajint Diaper Doll of da Rescue Rangers

Adbisor Putty, I hab da same problem, but I tinks I know why we don't gets da tweats. I am small and da hoopeople don't see me in da time machine wif da hoomom - dey must be pretty blind when I am in my special basket right beside her, in my snuggley bag, ok maybe dey could miss me den.

We needs to be more a-cert-ive wif deese bureaucwats and demand :temper: our tweats.

[gunther's mom]

Sheesh I thought I lived up North. I see that my prior two communications are from agints far more Norf than I. It is already freezin' here, which will not be so good for all the little hoomans on Friday. See, these little hoomans come to see me the last day of October- I am sure that is their purpose. See they typically say something like this "Happy , hello Weinee" -then they hold out a bag of tweets. As they have not matured yet, I do not comment on their capacities to tweet a dachshund right. So i let it go. But , back to the bureaucwats in Smallbunny-they is gwon peoples.
Now Agint Diaper Doll,as you is from Canada, you may or may not realize that Smallbunny is a major place for bureaucwats to live. Do other agints live in a Capitol city?
Ober an out- A starving Adbisor Putty:help2:

[maddoxies]

Rescue Rangers weportin'

AIT Leapin' Lizzard weportin' first: I gots me a second loaf of bread. Hoomom is not too smart, she left the bread just a bit too close to the edge of da counter, and I's gots it again :bouncy1: Plain bread dis time, :sosad:, not eben da "Toast of Texas". Still it was a nice little snack.

Ajint DD here, Adbisor Putty, we no live in da centre of da bureaucwrats; but hoomom says some ub dem hab der caves here. We are not so north as most of da udder Canadian ajints. We are about eben wif da New City of York. We hab da fwriends who live in da capital of Canada. Dey are not ajints here (yet) butt dey do spy fur us. Eyes was back in da wroom of doom again :temper: Dis time dey drugged me, stuck me wif dose tiny needles, sucked my blood and squeezed out my pee. How :blush: for a modest girlie like me. But Eyes didnot tell dem nuffin'. Are dey trying to find our secwrets in my pee???

Ajint BB here, dat big white monster in da base-ment gots bery :tantrum2: again. Eyes barked and barked at it, but it kept :cussing: back at me. Any suggestions???

AIT WW :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz:

Rescue Rangers weportin' out

[gunther's mom]

To my fellow agints, Adbisor Putty here also reporting on strange creatures living in the bottom part of the cave. As my hoodad got fedup with all my mom's stuff, she redecorated the bottom of the cave. There is, in order of appearance, a :1)foal 2) fawn 3)cocker spaniel 4) springer spaniel 5) a dachshund who looks scarily like me 6) otter. Yet it is as if dey have hearts of Stone. They refuse to dialogue with me. Do you think this is a language barrier?
And to my girlie agint friend. Yes, da inhoomanity of it all. You did good, however, to not reveal secwets.

[Meekie]

Dis has been a berry hard week for us. Da Hoomommy grinded off our toes! But wez did not wreveal any screatces. Then I sees that she had a hooman come and cut off da horseies toes too!!! :what: Is she going crazy or sumthin! :wonky: Cut off everybodys toes!!! Wez are habing the first of da poison drops today! Da treess are all naked now and is gettin berry cold outside for me Chowhound, but WiggleButt lubes da cold and she sits outside on da deck all da time. Iz goin to find a blankie now

Ajints Chowhound and WiggleButt ober and owt

[maddoxies]

To my fellow agints, Adbisor Putty here also reporting on strange creatures living in the bottom part of the cave. As my hoodad got fedup with all my mom's stuff, she redecorated the bottom of the cave. There is, in order of appearance, a :1)foal 2) fawn 3)cocker spaniel 4) springer spaniel 5) a dachshund who looks scarily like me 6) otter. Yet it is as if dey have hearts of Stone. They refuse to dialogue with me. Do you think this is a language barrier?
And to my girlie agint friend. Yes, da inhoomanity of it all. You did good, however, to not reveal secwets.

Adbisor Putty, it could be a language barrier, except for the doxie. We suspect a twrick or a twrap here, maybe a pwlott by doze debils-wif-knives -for-paws. Maybe dey expect you to talk to da doxie and hear all our secwrets.

Da bottom of our cave is great for zoomies when the white monsters are :zzzz:

Rescue Rangers weportin' out

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in :wavesmile:

I confirm... I'm pretty zure too that it'z a trick, a trap, a plot to force uz to talk and tell our zecretz... I weepeat, to force uz to talk and tell the DWD zecretz :sorry:

Me, far far away where zee sun ztill ON :Sun2:... have been under zee cuting my toes torture *CRY* :help2: Both my humans did work to make me suffer *CRY* and they did cut all my 18 toes :crying02:, I weepwat... they did cut zee entire 18 toes of mine *zee pout*

Az a good azent, I zaid nothing :yahoo:
My thought goez with all of you my fellow azents going under thiz horrible horrible torture... you are all ztrong... don't zay a word and soon we may win and take control ah!:cheer:

Azent Bean La Doon... taking off :seeya:

[beausmom1]

Ajint Anti-Tubby here, portin for duties apter many, many long munts. I hab not been able to get on dis machine for a long time. I hab not forgotten you, my friend in small bunny! Do not porget we live bery, bery close. I may be able to get to you next time we go in da time machine. Ip I drool and let out da gas in da time machine, my hoomom goes bery fast! I can get der in no time. I only hap to find a way to be certain dem pesky cats stay here. Ober and out.

[DixieDoodle]

Attention ALL Ajints....Attention ALL Ajints!!!!
IMORTANT news!!! Sumpting iz happening wif awe uf our hooparentz!!!! And, it is NOT...I weepeat...NOT good!!!!
My hoomommy cutted off my nailz too duh udda day.....dat wuz bad enuf.....but....you willz neber beweeve what I am boutz to tell you next...it feels wike I wuz in a horra movee being tortsherted by my own hoomommy!!!
Diz iz zo embarrasing but I must warn youze awe to weemain siwent during duh next faze of our torture by hooparents. It iz duh next step past duh cutting off our nails!!!!
Ok...hear goez...hoomommy acshually putted her fumb and finga on my
(*) hole and pincheted it!!! She stawted gagging:vomit: becuz I squirtted sumting out at her to teach her a wesson NEBER to do dat agin! She backed off and I don't tink she will twy it agin becuz uf dat :icon8:smell dat came out!!! She muttered sumpting to hoodaddy boutz my ana gwanz and den duh tortshur stopped meediatwee. Just weemember....if u see dem coming at u wif a kweenex or pappa towel...RUN...RUN wike duh wind!!! IF awe els fails....squirt duh deadwee smell out on dem to teach dem a wesson!
Good Wuck to All and if day come at you....sit down so day can't get to your (*).
:goodluck:
Oba and outs,
Lady in Red:hearts:

[Ursula62]

Ajint Stinky-Butt 'portin in to say Dixie is berry, berry pwetty and I is sowy that you had to be embawassed by the (*) ting. My sister an' me hab not habs dis embawassment yet, and vee vill take de abvice an' RUN and RUN ven vee see da kweenex comin' at us. Vee are grad dat youz varned us 'bout dis ting here--all ajints must RUN at da sight of da kweenex!

Ajints Stinky-Butt and Coco-Bean signin' out!







Ursula, Mom to Jacob & Coco

[maddoxies]

Dis is Ajint Barky Boy weportin'

Lady in Red I am sworry too dat you had to suffer dis M-bare-assment. Da gwroomer do dat to me too.

Before I became an Ajint and knew better, I accidently released da deadwee smell on Santa Paws :faint: Hoomom took me for da fwashy thing with Santa Paws. I was little then and got scared. Santa Paws doesnot come to our cave anymore. So ajints and AIT, DO NOT RELEASE DA DEADWEE SMELL ON SANTA PAWS if you go to have da fwashy thing with him. Eberyone else is fair game.

Ajint BB weportin' out for da Rescue Rangers.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here, very concerned re the mass casualties. So far, I believe the following have been affected by ampootated toes, as well as de unspeakable gland maneuver: La Doon, chowhound, Wigglybutt, Anti-tubby, Lady in Red.
So - here is my plan. I live down the street from Hospital of St.Peter. I will go to their back door and ask if we can haf some space for rehabilitation. As Anti-Tubby lives sorta in the vacinity perhaps we can get Anti-Tubby to dwive de ambulance time machine. However, anti-Tubby might consider diverting some of the more Northern crew to Glen's Falling Hospital.
And Rescue Rangers- your theory bears merit. When I took a peek at the Stone like critters, sure as shootin' dere was a dbil wif knives dere two,looking all cute AS IF.... :temper:

[maddoxies]

Rescue Rangers weportin' two more toe amputations here, Ajint DD and AIT WW have both been subjected to this torture.

We hab also heard of a new pwot from our hoomom. She has dis new ting called a "Pedi Paw" and Ajint BB and AIT LL are scheuled for da GRINDING of da toes. We heard hoomom :censored: 'bout not habin da "right batteries" so we will inbestigate dis furder and weport back.

Adbisor Putty, do you tink dat ST Peter could help da rehab of Ajint DD and AIT WW? We wuds gladly use da cwredit card and send da girlie agint der if St Peter could help dem.

Rescue Rangers on da case of da grinding toes.

[Dogmother]

Montana Marauders wepowtin in on da toe gwinding. We gots are toez gwinded too. Mommy go a new gwinder thingy, we are all bewwy mad at herz.

Montana Marauders wepowtin owt.

[Meekie]

It has to bez a Hooman conspir-a- see to cut off or grind off all of our toes!!
Adbisor Putty can youz tink of a reason why they is doin this awful thing? It is ebery two weeks she grinds off our toes....they don't eben have time to grow back! I bet it has to do witf all da new grindy things. Do you tink that the devibs wif Knives are behind da hoomans gettin these grindy things?

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt ober an owt!

[Mark]

We are discovered . . . we must encrypt a new ComCenter.

To continue communications . . . go to the NEW DWD com center.

Lone Wolf . . . .out!