DWD Dachsies Are Forever

[Mark]

Ths is our new, undetectable Com Center.

Please continue your mission reports and communications here. ;)

Hoomans have no idea! :D

[maddoxies]

LOne Wolf you always have our backs. We was starting' to wonder about da security, especially wif all da attacks on da toes lately.

Rescue Rangers confirming new com centre.

[nmgirl98]

AIT Boogerbutt chekin in too. I wuz worried cuz i was finkin dat cats in mah houze was figgerin tings out when i wuz on da puter. whew. i fink we safe now

[Meekie]

Wez found da new com center and portin in. No news on da grindy thing and no more toes is missing at dis time.

Chowhound and WigglyButt portin owt.

[maddoxies]

Alert! Alert! :help2::help2:

Dis is da Rescue Rangers wif an E-mergency bwroadcast.

We have been bewtrayed by our hoomom! Der is a nasty rumour dat our hoomom may be taking in a debil-wif-knives-for-paws!!! :faint: Da hoomom of da debil is going to one of those “kennels for old hoopeoples” and da debil can’t go wif her. Hoomom has said da debil can live in da bottom of our cave until dey find its own cave. What’s do we do? Abise needed urgently!!

[Dogmother]

Montana Marauders wepowtin in on da new Com Center. We too hab aboided getting are toez gwinded dis week. Hopefuwwy it wiww go away fur good.

Montana Marauders wepowtin owt.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. I am reporting that hoomom's time machine got an ouchy. Hoomom was driving home from work and a bicycle was in the middle of the dark highway. Fortunatley hoomom is fine except she figurs that some of the green stuff will need to be diverted from my FUD to pay for woom of doom for time machines. Dis is not right. I need yer sympathies.
:sorry:

[maddoxies]

Dear Adbisor Putty

Da Rescue Rangers are sorry to hear dat da time machine got an ouchy. More so dat YOUR fud is at risk because of dis.

Ajint Diaper Doll is back out wif da hoomom today. Dey go to dis big place where der are horses and cows and sheeps and dey gib aways FREE fud. She will see what she can send to you. You should not hab to suffer for da time machine's ouchy.

Glad to hear dat your hoomom is ok.

Ajint DD has twried to wecruit a new AIT at dis place, but he was bery, bery wittle and she does not think he understood. He was a tiny, tiny baby (17 of what hoopeople call weeks :what:)

Dat is da big noos from our sector

Rescue Rangers weportin' out

[Dogmother]

Adbisor Putty here. I am reporting that hoomom's time machine got an ouchy. Hoomom was driving home from work and a bicycle was in the middle of the dark highway. Fortunatley hoomom is fine except she figurs that some of the green stuff will need to be diverted from my FUD to pay for woom of doom for time machines. Dis is not right. I need yer sympathies.
:sorry:

Too bad youz din't wib cwoser to us. Dat is wut our hoodad does. He fixez da time musheens. He fixez dem wen deyz gutz is bwoke. He can eben fix oucheez on der bodeez and put new shiny hard fur on dem. Hab u eber noticed how hard da fur on da time musheens iz? Inee wayz our hoodad cud hab fixeted it fur your hoomom. A cuple yeerz ago our hoomom cwunched into a deer on da high of wayz and it gave hur time masheenz some big oweez. It eben bwokted da windowz dat she wooked out ub to make it go. Hoodad fixted it all in one weekend. He is berry dood at it.

We iz all happy dat ur hoomom iz not hurted. Our hoomom got her noze bwokted fwum da airbag. It happened wite befow da howlidaze and aw da fambly picturz hab her in dem wif bwak eyez. hee hee

If you teww us were you libz we kin send u sum of are fudz so you won't git hungrrrrrry.

Montana Marauders wepowtin owt.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. Alright Maurauders and Rescue Rangers....thank you for yer sympathies secondary to hoomom's time machine ouchy. Yes, indeedy she would do well to go up north a bit or west is it... to get tin fur for the time machine. You must lif in a Mansion becuz those dh who work in the room of doom for time machines do berry well here in NY.
Eben though hoomom lives in Smallbunnny NY the very long time machine that takes tokins only comes every half hour and even then it does not go far.Do you think her other option is to go up to Sorrytoga Springs to get a "hoss"?:help2:

[Dogmother]

You must lif in a Mansion becuz those dh who work in the room of doom for time machines do berry well here in NY.:help2:

Wow maybeez we shud mobe to NY, bizzness is berry berry bad for hoodad wite now. He wurks at da Chrysler dealership here in are town. Most ob da dayz dey sends him home erlee, cuz dey don't hab no jobs fur him to do. His hoobrudder werkz dere too and dey uzully bof comez home at da same time. Dey werkz on a flat rate and dey only gits paid if dey habs a job to do so dey git sent home awot. We uzed to wurry bout not habing enuff moneez to git kibble but hoomom towd us dat eben if she didn't get any fud fer her and hoodad we wud alweez hab kibblez.

Montana Marauders signing owt

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon checking in... :wavesmile:

May Day May Day!!! :help2:

I heard my oomans that it is my bird day tomorrow!?!?!
Tell me that after 7 yearz of being a good dog and good azent, I won't turn POOF being a bird, bye bye doggy years :sad3:

Can you see in what danzer that would puts me... I live with 3 felines ninja and they have the reputazion to eat birds :crying02:

I'm all alone here to defend my self and so far, so good, zee felines can't do much but if I turn POOF being a bird, would I be able to still bite *grrrooo*???

Any advice from my fellow azents would be greatly appreziate :thankyou:

Azent Bean La Doon.... checking out :seeya:

[longtimecouple1]

Agent Bean LaDoon,
I dinks you is safe, my mudder talked about dat bird day ting back in May, and I is still a dog, it might hab sumting to do with what dey call Turkey day, dat's comin up next week and mommy sez dat Chanel, Murray and I can hab sum ob da turkey, whateber dat is.
But dont wowwy you is in no danger
Agent Coco ober and out!

[abiose]

Agent Bean LaDoon,
I dinks you is safe, my mudder talked about dat bird day ting back in May, and I is still a dog

Ohhhhhhhhh... are you zure Azent Coco!!!
Ohhhh if soooo bweeee :bouncy1:
(but I will keep one of my eze open in case :karate:)


it might hab sumting to do with what dey call Turkey day, dat's comin up next week and mommy sez dat Chanel, Murray and I can hab sum ob da turkey

I don't know about zee Turky day but next week, I know there iz zee "Thank you give me sometin" day.
Do you think they may give turky then or just treats?
I don't mind... I :hearts:LOVE:hearts: both... num num num.

[longtimecouple1]

No my mommy definitely sez she and daddy iz eatin turkey, and I can hab some. She says I can only hab da white meat tho!
It's better for me. Dat pwobabwy means da udder stuff is better tasting.
But dat's ok, it will be better dan dose gween beans she always gibs us.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon, checking in once more again...


No my mommy definitely sez she and daddy iz eatin turkey

May Day May Day!!! :sos:
Becauze us, dachshunds, are very very intelligent... I came to a very horrible concluzion after some search and a lot of calculazion...

Tomorrow iz my "Bird Day"
Next week iz zee "Turky Day"
a "Turky" iz a bird...
then, if I turn POOF looking az a bird... every one will eat me next week...
*KaY KaY KaY KaY KaY*
I don't want to have my bird day tomorrow :beg:

Azent Bean La Doon... checking out... running to hide under a blanket.

[gunther's mom]

Now agint Bean Lad Doon. This is Adbisor Putty. I want you to listen to me berry carefully and try your very very best not to take this in any way as an insult... Really i would be horrified if you were inadbertantly insulted.
Now, living where I am... I remember dat you lived at the French North Pole. When my hooparents went there, indeed my hoomom brushed up on her francais. My theory is this (yes I am beating around the bush)- maybe your English lexicon is not up to snuff. Oh i so do not want you to be insulted... but I saw the look of fright on the site! It is spelled BIRFDAY. I kin help you wif yer diktionary as I am a rather scolerly dog.
But i must say, that, other than the linguistic issue, you have adbanced logic skills.
May I add-Drat I cant find the BIRFDAY icon...:duh:

[maddoxies]

Dear Ajint Bean La Doon

Bonne Fete :bdayparty:

Rest assured our dear fellow agint and friend, if you were to *proof* into a bird, we would get on da silver bird and come and rescue you from da debils wif knives for paws.

We know dat you have moved from da French North Pole to da Auntie Carolina, it must be very tough to learn da hoomans different languages and accents too.

Be very glad Ajint BLD, dat you are wif Auntie Carolina, coz dat cold and nasty frozen poisin drops have come here.

Rescue Rangers off to find warm blankies.

[abiose]

Azent Bean La Doon... victoriously checking in :wavesmile:

Even if I try my best to not fall asleep last night, I did :sotired: so I waz quite happy to wake up, not being a bird :cheer: which brought me to thiz concluzion...

Dear Adbizor Putty... what you said make perfect sens now that I didn't turn POOF az a bird. I assure you that didn't insult me. You make me unzerstand it waz not Bir"d" Day but Bir"f"day silly me :duh:
(now... what is a birf, am I a birf now???)

Also, what a weird coincidenze... thanks to zee Rescue Ranzers to remind me that today, iz my :stars:FETE:stars: but so far... NO GOOD :sad2: becauze Auntie Carolina South brought cold and nasty frozen poisin drops :what:instead of warm sunshine :cry4:

Azent Bean La Doon... checking out, running to spent zee rest of her fete, under a warm blanket until Auntie Carolina South brings back zee :Sun2:

[Dogmother]

:BirthdayBalloonsgif:birtday1::bday2::HBWishes:

Agint BLD, we hope da fwozin poisin dwops go away soon. We are sposed to git 4 to 7 inchuz worf here in da Montana today but hoomom sez da wether guy is wong, it don't feew wike da snow yet.

AIT Chocolate Pie had a mishun yestiddy, hoomom went in to da town to do sum bizness and AIT CP went wif her and her time musheen blew a sneaker. Itz tire thingy went boom and it gotted fwat. So hoomom had to pull ober on da side of da high of wayz and put a differnt tire on her time musheen. Hoodad sed it is cuz da cownty guyz graded our woad and made big sharp wocks come up and dey pokted da sidewall ub da tire. Aneewayz hoomom and AIT CP had to go git new tirez for her car since hoomom sed dat she onwy had a donut to put on her car. Why do dey put donutz on carz? Donutz are to eet. Oh well wen she was at da tire pwace AIT CP met some new hoomanz and made wots of new fwendz. One wady eben tookted pichurz ub him wif her phone cuz she thot he was so cool. He wuz berry dignified and did berry well wif all da strangers wanting to pet on him. One wady gabe him some hamberger fwum Wendeez dat is cwose to da tire pwace. So AIT CP took ober da tire pwace for doxies eberywere.

Montana Marauders signing owt.

[maddoxies]

(now... what is a birf, am I a birf now???)



Dear Ajint BLD, Dis is Ajint Barky Boy, I hab made a study of deese birf-days. Here are my concluzions: our hoopeople make special days to be extra happy dat we are in der lives. My birfday is the same day that the hoomans celebrate love :hearts:, so it reminds my hoomama to love me extra special. Your birfday comes close to dis "Thanks" day,so your family gives extra thanks dat dey gets to live wif you and spoil you.

A birf-day is a fete, so yes you are a "birf" coz you are always a joy and a celebration. :stars:

Deese days are bery important to hoopeople, dey eben make up deese days for doxies like Ajint DD, when dey don't know da birf-day for sure.

Hab a lovely :zzzz: in da warm blankies until da :Sun2: comes back to you

Ajint Barky Boy weportin' da ree-search on "birf-days".

AIT CP, great mizzun, makin' all doze hoopeople lub you and give you fud. We must inbestigate deese "tire" places, dey sound like good places to extend our domination.

PS Da hoopeople are extra soft on birf-days, da "L@@K" works extra well on "birf-days". :what:, but it does.

[nmgirl98]

Cuz i got puts in jail yestadey!!! Momma wents out n gots dis jail fing n puts me in it wiff my cwate - which i hatez!!! - n dis ting she sed i kan pee on n sum water n me fwoggie.

I fink da ebil cat fings toll her sumptin dat i did when she wuznt hewe!!

HEP ME!!!!!http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/nmgirl98/Belle%20and%20Kiki/cid__downsized_1122081950.jpg

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. Hah - I see you is a red doxie. We have another agint Lady in Red, but she has long hair. I is like you, short hair but black and tan. Lookit my hoomom would be only so happy to go to Southern New Mexico.I can help spring you from jail if I can share sum n.m. sunshine.
But oops yes, I fergot the time machine still needs to go to the room of doom. Today it got new eyelashes. Isn't dat silly......Oh and AIT Choloate Pie-yep hoomom's time machine needs new sneakers too. Nebber enough of dat green stuff to go around,like I said, and cutting in me FUD budget. Must go steal hoodad's credit card-he uses this an awful lot to hoomom's dismay.:pull_hair:

[Meekie]

Wow dis is Ajint Chowhound and Iz hab a great mishun to wreport! It was on da big T-Day and there was fud everywhere. Iz was in da kitjun where all da good smells was and da Hoomom taked da big T out ob da burny box. She left it sit up on top ob da burny box and Iz could smell how good it was. So Iz stayed right there to keep me eyes on it. Da Hoodad and Hoobrother was takin the big T out of da pan and they are not as good at it as the Hoomom and they poured the yummy juice from the Big T all over me and da floor!:yahoo: The Hoomom and Hoosis-In-law screamed da dog! Iz was too buzy lickiny up that yummy stuff to pay attensun to them. But then da Hoomom grabed me and the Hoosister grabed ajint WigglyButt. Hoomom put her hands on me ear and says its not hot and everybody was happy.:temper: Not me! I wanted da yummy stuff on da floor. Then they tieded up WigglyButt and tooked me to gets a baff!:pull_hair: It was a good mischun while it lasted!:please1:

Ajints Chowhound and WiggleButt signin out

[gunther's mom]

Agint chowhound- now dat is truly what I call a Mishun. But de unfortunate part is that you required a BAFF. Once in a while my hoomom gets all domestic, and I tend to wear items such as cookie decorator sprinkles. Makes me look like a GIRLIE PUTTY, which I am NOT.:punch:

[Madison's Mom]

Hewwo? Hewwo? Anybuddys here? Dis is Agent Squeek. Many pwobbly don't know me but I was here a wong time ago. My sissy Agent Gwub isn't wiff us anymore but now I has a NEW sissy. She pwomises to abide by the DWD wules and by woyal to da cause. She will be an excellent agent because she can gwowl weel dood and she is sneeeeky. If she is accepted as a full member (please let us know our next step), though her name is Bonnie, she would like to henceforth be weeferred to as Agent Waggy Tail, that is if that name hasn't been used yet. Please let us know if we need to change her name as we do not wish to step on any tails...er...toes.

Agent Squeek and AIT Waggy Tail awaiting further instwuctions.

[maddoxies]

Dis is a bit ahead of things, but the Rescue Rangers would like to welcome our newest AIT Waggy Tail. Good to see you Squeak :wave: we remember you.

You need to let Little Bird know about da new AIT here http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=28547&page=5

Rescue Rangers (Ajints Barky Boy and Diaper Doll, AITs Wobbly Walker and Leapin' Lizzard) headin' back under ca cubbers brrrrrr

[Meekie]

There is somethin wrong Ajints!!!! Da sky has opened up and is pouring out all da frozen posion drops on us!! It not stoppin and Iz do not like it one bit. Ajint WigglyButt tinks it is fun but Iz gets to cold! Iz has to go find my blankie now Ober and owt

[Madison's Mom]

Oh no! HIDE! HIDE fwom da poison dwops! Tank doodness, no dwops here, dough mommy says we need 'em. Whatever:wonky:. Tink of da dwops wiff a silver lining. when it stops dwopping, the worms comes out and you can woll in dem.

Just twying to wook on da bwight side.

Agent Squeek.

Under da cubbers is dark. Wepeat, under da cubbers is dark.

PS.....We signed AIT Waggy Tail up wiff da wecord keeper, but it put us on another comm channel. I hope s(he) gets our weequest.

[DixieDoodle]

Cawing awe fellwoe ajintz!!! Eye m here to weeport dat doze fwozen poizen dwops haf stopped fawing here fo now. Hoomommy saze day will be back soon dough!
Am eye dee olnwee one who wikez deez dwopz? Wen eye get out in dem....sumting inzide mee goez cwaazee and awe eye wunt to do is run wike dee wind!!! Day are duh best to do zoomiez in when day pile up!!! Hoomommee wafs at mee cuz she sayz I "kick it up" outzide wif doze dwops piled up on duh gwound!!! Ven u wun az fazt az u can....duh onez on duh gwound fwy out behind u wike puffs of smokez.
Awe uf u need to twy it....here is a pic uf me afta my "kickin' it up" outzide!!! It iz so berry fun!!!:loveshower:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6327/dixiewithnewcamera015ks2.jpg (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6327/dixiewithnewcamera015ks2.jpg)
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And no...my noze iz not weallwee cwooked...I wuz sniffing duh air cuz I new hoomommee had tweetz in her pocketz. She toldz mee to sit berry still and had her "spy debice" in fwont uf her eyez. Dat spy debice shootz off sum kind uf fwashee ting. Butz, eye don't care cuz eye alwayz get tweetz ven she uses it!:Dhttp://img183.imageshack.us/img183/797/dixiewithnewcamera024ve6.jpg (http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/797/dixiewithnewcamera024ve6.jpg)

Oba and outz,
Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Lady in Red. My hoomom had an el cheepo spy device . She bought a magazine for Consoomers to give her a hint about more sophisticated spy devices. However, any adbise is wellcome in dat my hoomom is definitely not too techy sophisticated (She better not ebber read this). Does yer hoomom find her spy device to be easy to use? Must be becuz you look wonnerful as usual.
Now AIT Waggy Tail, I think that's yer name, I am so sorry to hear of yer sister's passing. We haf lost agints and AITs and this is especially sad as we are a wunnerful group.
Right now- Agint Chowhoud- and Lady. Seems like you sent da poison drops to Upstate NY. My hoomom is not eben using the time machine and dat is berry unusual as she drives through anything. Even some Silver Birds are grounded it is so bad. Poor hoomo- she gets Cabbin Feber very easily. how kin I hep her.
Any adbise welcome, on spy devices ,cabin feber,etc.
Yer gud friend,Adbisor Putty

[DixieDoodle]

Lady in Red. My hoomom had an el cheepo spy device . She bought a magazine for Consoomers to give her a hint about more sophisticated spy devices. However, any adbise is wellcome in dat my hoomom is definitely not too techy sophisticated (She better not ebber read this). Does yer hoomom find her spy device to be easy to use? Must be becuz you look wonnerful as usual.
Now AIT Waggy Tail, I think that's yer name, I am so sorry to hear of yer sister's passing. We haf lost agints and AITs and this is especially sad as we are a wunnerful group.
Right now- Agint Chowhoud- and Lady. Seems like you sent da poison drops to Upstate NY. My hoomom is not eben using the time machine and dat is berry unusual as she drives through anything. Even some Silver Birds are grounded it is so bad. Poor hoomo- she gets Cabbin Feber very easily. how kin I hep her.
Any adbise welcome, on spy devices ,cabin feber,etc.
Yer gud friend,Adbisor Putty
:wavesmile:Abizor Putty!!! U iz zo berry nice telwing me I wook wunnerful!!! I mus say u alwaze wook pwetty wunnerful ur self :)
My hoomommy's spy deebice iz pwettee ez to uze. She saze it can do wotz uf stuff dat she might not uze dough. It doze haf automatic settings. She just uzez dat wight now....till she lerns more boutz it. She says it iz a Nikon D40. And she just got it for her and hoodaddee fo Cwismus.
She also wunted to take a cwass fo it but den found out she had to take nudee picshurs and now she not sure bout dat. She wunted to know who wood be her subjecs:bath:??? I told her how boutz hoodad wooking wike diz :anon:? No one wood know wif a bag on his head!!!! Ooooohhh....I don't wike tinking boutz hoodaddee neket!!! Diz iz embaressing!!!:o
So.....fo now....no cwasses. She will jus haf to wearn on her own!

Oba and outz , Lady in Red:hearts:

[Madison's Mom]

Miss Lady in Red, you are very pretty! Oh! excuse me, I almost forgot to introduce myself when I report in. I'm new at this, you know. Ahem....This is AIT Waggy Tail reporting in. You will notice that I speak properly, unlike my silly sissy and fellow agent Squeek, who talks like a baby. This is so you won't mix us up. Ahem....at any rate, I have a report. I have been coned! Yes, I must wear a silly lampshade on my head because I have an owie (see a little silly) on my back. Mommy says I can lose the cone when the owie goes away. It sure is sticking around for a long time. Mommy is giving me something on my food. I hope it isn't truth serum but I think she calls it fish oil. It tastes yummy. I also get oil rubbed in my owie. I am using the cone to my advantage and to further our mission. You see, I can "bounce" my hoomans real good with the cone. I can also "bounce" Squeek but mommy doesn't like it when I do that because she's so little....a little pipSQUEEK. She's also da li'l ol' lady and sometimes she yips when I bounce her. Anyway, I will continue to bounce my hoomans until they take this thing off of me. Squeek, you're on your own. If I see you, I will bounce you.

Off to pretend like I have to go out so when I get inside, I get a cookie. AIT Waggy Tail Over N Out.

[gunther's mom]

AIT Waggy Tail yes, the cone has gotta go. I too get some similar fishy stuff and worry that I will grow gills. It is known to happen. Of that I am sure. And I always, as Adbisor, give correct adbise.
Night night- Adbisor Putty going back under da down comferter.:zzzz:

[Madison's Mom]

Oh, the indignity! This is Agint Squeek 'portin' in. We've had some disturbin' 'velopments here. Even though AIT Waggy Tail sometimes gwowls at me for no dood weeson, 'ceptin' dat I wants to get fwom heres to deres by walking on her, but dat's anutter stowy. I have to feel sowwy for my baby AIT. You see, not only has she been coned but she was sweatered too (That's supposed to 'scourage me fwom licking WT's owie back, which I do love to do.) And the last indignity is she has been slathered wiff dis super duper stinky salve. S'pose to be dood for her, but I don't know how anyting can be so dood dat stinks so bad. And the icing on the cake......cake? (slurp).....oh, 'scuze me, I digress. The icing on da cake is papa brought home some of dat Bitter Apple stuff and so on top of the pewoxide, on top of the stinky salve (petro carbo sumptin) is that yucky Bitter Apple. How is I s'pose to nurse my sissy with my tongue wiff all dat kwap on da owie? Anyway, mommy is a wittle worried about dat owie. If any of youse have any suggestions for making AIT Waggy Tail's owie better, please 'port in. If it doesn't get bettah soon, AIT WT might have to go to da woom of doom again.

Incentwally, it sure hasn't made Waggy Tail sad. She is still weel happy all da time and bounces me wegularly, which I don't alway wike. Sometimes I wish she was sweet and good wike me.:wonky:

Agint Squeek

The air is stinky. Wepeat! The air is stinky.

[Meekie]

Hi fellow ajints. Ajint WigglyButt and me waz to da room of doom two days ago. Hoomomma says it waz ours annual checkups. Da white coats waz berry nice until theys comes owt wif da pointy things. They taked some of me blood!!!!!! Checked it for worms of da heart and stuff. Everber thing waz good! Then da white coats used more pointy things and gived me two pokes!! I waz a brave ajint an only yelled at them once. Ajint WigglyButt has been on da medications for two days before and three days after herz pokes. Cause she swelled up last time. But dis time she waz fine. She waz very barve to and did not make a sound when da white coats poked her. They did say she waz in need to loose 1 pound! Can you believe that they telled her a girl ajint to loose wieght?! Da White coats said I waz perfect size and so Iz don't habe to go on a diet. What is a diet anywayz poor WigglyButt has to go on one. Da frozen white posion drops just keeps fallin from da sky! Howz can we make them stop?!

Ajint Chowhound signing owt.....poison drops is fallin ...repeat poison drops is fallin

[DixieDoodle]

Ajints WigButt, and Chowhound!!!
Uze bofe dezerv a medul fo uze bwavey!!! I haf werned dat if uze nise to duh white cotez....day will giv us tweetz!!! I noze it iz berry hard ven day come at us wif doze needles....but, i just mane tane a stif lif and tink uf doze tweetz!!! Nise job!!!

Cawing ALL udder AITs and Ajintz!!!:bouncy1:
My mishun yezter day wuz to hep hoomommy wap pwezents for duh day uf duh 25f. I weememba it wellz fwom wast yeer ven I gotz to open pwezents awe fo me!!! It wuz won uf duh bestest days eba!!! Vile hoomommy wuz wapping pwezents I wuz habbing a gwate time pwaying in duh wapping papa!!!
Den she wuz singing wif duh muzic she had pwaying and I werned awe boutz Kwismus fwum doze songz!!! Dare wuz a babee bornd cawed "Jesus"....in a stable....kind uf wike ware I was borned...outside in a barn!!! Dat iz y weez sell a brate dat dae!!! It'z His birfday!!! Datz berry nice of Jesus to share Hiz birfday wif uz!!!
I will wisten to muzik mor ofen nowz....I werned a wot and had fun helping hoomommy!!!
I onlwee gotz in truble wons:sorry:....ven I tride to eetz duh woll of skotch tape!!! She kept cawing it a woll....so I just thought mae be it wuz a woll wike a cin a men woll or sumpting!!!
I can now sae :mas0015:an no what it meenz!!! So, :mas0015:to awe myze fellow AITs and Ajints and our Commanda!!!
Oba and Outz, The Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Lady in Red, my hoomom and yer hoomom have something in common. Music. In fact today, she sang an Oratorio, the Messiah. There is one troubling aspect. I think my hooomom is going bonkers:wonky:
She told hoodad that a lady with a biolin had a little horsie in her violin case. Apparently this biolin lady bred the little horsie. Here's my theory- it was a spy device that now spying on horsies. We must protect other speecies of the animal kingdom.
And Agint Sqeek- there is no greater mishun than helping yer baby AIT.I hope the owie gets better:rayz:
Agint WigglyButt- ME TOO- not right to tell a girlie girl to lose weight. But I am becoming a bit of a chubber too. Since I am a Holk type agint- it is less distressing to my ego. But not to my tummy. :punch:
Here's a wish for a most blessed christmas to my agint friends.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Life has changed at ma cave. Da hoosista and da hoogwandson have moved out. Hoomama said days not movin back agin. And dey have taken doze cats with dem. :bouncy1: Da fuhst thin we did was take down da gate. Now Ah can git on da puta and give ma wepawts. Now ma hoomama and Ah have da place awl tew owa selves.

Last weekend we put up da twee. Hoomama hung owa stockings at da fiahplace. Ah can't wait faw Santa Paws to come. Ah hope he leaves me lots of tweats and toys.

SC out --

[Dogmother]

Montana Marauders wepowtin in. We habs a mishun to wepowt. Today mommy tookted aw ub us to Petco. We made quite a site for ebwyone to see aw 5 ub us on ar leeshez and couplerz let us tell you. Ebwyone dere tawt we wuz awesum. We gotted wots of pets and tweets fwum da peepulz dere. Mommy putted a bwankie in duh baskit and den putted us in da baskit and we went aww awound da store, she wuz onwy dere to see if day had da new dachshund magazine yet and dey dint. So we went awound and lookted at all duh fishies in duh tanks and da tweety birdeez and gerbles and hampsturds and ginneepigs. Dey were cool. We wanted to chase dem ginneepigs but mama wunt wet us owt ub da baskit. Oh weww we dominated Petco today in duh name ub Dachsies ebwyware.

Montana Marauders sining owt

[gunther's mom]

Montana Marauders, hi- it's Adbisor Putty here. You say there is a new Dachshund book out there? Is it large pwint-must know cause I have got catawacts .I is gonna be 15 on Dec 29 so I might ask hooparents fer yet another pwesent. Sheesh first my ears go (i is deaf) den the eyes....:help2:
And welcome back Southern Comfort. My hoomom is on her yearly rant of wishing to move to Gator country. After this year, without power and sun, she is thinking of this eben more seriously. fer my birfday send me some:Sun2:
but no Gators ,please.

[Madison's Mom]

Mr Agint Advisor Putty, has you considered Bwaille for yer eyeballs? Think how much you could week wiff all four paws weeding. Agint SC, welcome back! I is Agint Squeek fwom many sleepies ago and now I have AIT Waggy Tail helping me on missions. Excuse me, may I paw a report? This is AIT Waggy Tail. I wanted to report my first toe chop today. Is it normal behavior to wag ones tail through the whole toe chopping? Agent Squeak was mortified by my behavior and showed me, when it was her turn, that one must wiggle and cry and scream when toes are being chopped. I hope I didn't violate anything in the Agent's Constitution.

Agent Squeek and AIT Waggy Tail out and smelling the night air.

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Advisa Putty, please tell yaw hoomama dat it hasn't gotten cold heah yet. In fact, it's been unseasonably hot. Faw Santa Paws Day, it was 78 degwees. Ma hoomama is vewy wowwied becaws some of haw bushes awe stawting tew put dayahs clothes back on and she's says it's too eawly faw that. She's afwaid when da cold does come, all the clothes will die and caws pwoblems faw da bushes.

Hello tew all da new Ajints and AITs.

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

It is your older fellow Adbisor Putty rescuing hoomom from da roof. She tried for easily an hour to post my picture on Brag Book. Fianlly did it- I is 15 today. My hoomom is happy and sad... hoping i live for many more years, but she worries.
Pweeze send me bonz, cause my hoomom is so caught up wif learning teknical stuff dat is beyond her capacity...... http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/spaniel_photo/photo_0004.jpg
P.S. Bonz for my birfday pweese. I beg of ya.

[Dogmother]

Gunther man, we is happy to wish you a berry Happy Birfday. We hopes you habs minny more too.

Montana Marauders


It is your older fellow Adbisor Putty rescuing hoomom from da roof. She tried for easily an hour to post my picture on Brag Book. Fianlly did it- I is 15 today. My hoomom is happy and sad... hoping i live for many more years, but she worries.
Pweeze send me bonz, cause my hoomom is so caught up wif learning teknical stuff dat is beyond her capacity...... http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/spaniel_photo/photo_0004.jpg
P.S. Bonz for my birfday pweese. I beg of ya.

[DixieDoodle]

Ajint Gumfer....Sowee eyez so wate weading uze mesaj. Here awe sum bonez http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ox1ROrapWp2HEM:http://www.doggiestylebakery.com/Assets/bakery/PersonalizedBones/bonespile.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.doggiestylebakery.com/Assets/bakery/PersonalizedBones/bonespile.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.doggiestylebakery.com/bakedgoods/PartyCakesandTreats.htm&usg=__ICm1KSscOmuQ3VPJ_2hbO9-Jsbg=&h=1238&w=1500&sz=239&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=Ox1ROrapWp2HEM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddog%2Bbones%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us%26sa%3DN)for uze bifday. Wiv it up ole man...uze deserv dem bones!! U shu dont wook uze age!!! uze ham sum az eber:sillylove:.
:bdayparty:

Ova and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[Meekie]

We is wishin Adbivsor Putty da bestest Birfday of all!:BirthdayBalloons::lotscandles: We is so lucky to habe you here to gibe us all such good adbivse Ajint WigglyButt sends you birfday :kisses: And I Ajint Chowhound sends you birfday :hug2:

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and owt

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. I am on BONE RESTRICTION. I is gonna run away. My fillings are hurt... I am being told that I am getting too "roly poly". HEP me.
My hoopersons do not love me anymore.:sorry::help2:

[Madison's Mom]

Agint Squeek and AIT Waggy Tail 'portin' in. Agint Advisor Putty, sounds like a weebellion is needed at your house. Ooops, our hoomans don't ebber let us have bones.....EBBER! Mebbes weez needs a 'bellion here too.

We is portin' wiff a mishun of success. I, Agint Squeek and AIT Waggy Tail forcefully, completely and totally dominated over our papa today by sitting on him. Well, I sat on him and Waggy Tail, who doesn't like to sit on laps, smooshed him fwom one side. The weesult? Papa could not get up fwom the couch for FOUR whole hours! The only ting he could do was weed his book. We sure have our hoomans twained in this department because when dey have a "Situation" on dere waps (Each of us is one "situation") den dey simpwy can't move at all because it would be twamatizing to us Situations.

Since AIT Waggy Tail valiantly did her part in keeping papa in his pwace, we were hoping that this weeport would be considered enuff ebadence dat she become a full fwedged Agint. At the next long table, I hope the powers that be will consider the ebadence and take it to a bote. Pweeze bote full agint status to Waggy Tail.
Agint Squeek 'portin' out

I did a real good job of smooshing papa today. I was a very good girrrrrrl

AIT Waggy Tail.

[gunther's mom]

AIT Waggy Tail. We should indeed have a long table bote. I, as Adbisor Putty, make a motion that Waggy Tail be a full fledged member. The unique cweativity of Waggy Tail's "situation" creation is sufficiently meritorious. Again, dis is my opinion.
Howebber, we cannot do the botin' up NoRTH here as you need sun to see da ballots. Perhaps in Flawida, dat is, ifn they got their votin' problems rectified. (Again, I hope to not be insultin to our Flawda Agints... I would be mortified. ) SOUTHERN AGINTS- pweeze take a bow and arrow and shoot the sun up here for a day or two. Don't hog it to yerself. Oh here I go bein' rude-it's my Seasonal Affective Disorder.:laughitup:

[Meekie]

And wez bote for AIT Waggy Tail to be a full Ajint to! Wez need Ajints wif da wright stuff and she is one! Wez could use some ob that yellow glow ups here in da Wis of Consin too Adbivsor Putty. It seems like da cold time is sure loooooong like us this year. Da hoomommy says she "stalls" ( what does dat mean?) as long as she can before she goez owt to taked care of the longnecks. (She calls dem llamas.) Hoomommy says it is to hard to walkies owt side on da ice. She is wright because youz has to go bery slowly or your feeties goes every which way at once:wonky: Wez is ready for da trees to put their clothes back on.

AJints Chowhound and WigglyButt signin owt.

[Madison's Mom]

Dis is Agint Squeek 'portin' in again. I has just got back from Mishun Woam. You see, my papa was bwingin' into da house the tall wadder to change da lightbulb in da ceiling. Well, wittle did mommy or papa know that I can be vewwy sneeky and I kinda, sorta sneeky'd wight out da fwont door. I, of course, went to my favorite munch and cwunch stop and had some dewishus kitty wokas that hide in the gwass beside our howse. Next, I took a stwoll down da stweet to visit the kitty cats dat live 2 doors down. I musta been gone for ober a 1/2 hour cuz my mommy and papa didn't 'scover I was gone wight away and I was nekkid, so no jinglies. We lib in a mobo home pawk so da wodes aren't vewwy bizzy but papa wan down to the main wode just incase I was on my way to get a cuppa at StawBuks. Finally Agint Waggy Tail (did we take a bote yet at the long table)? I is azzuming we did. Anyway, Agint Waggy Tail finally got on my scent and found me coming outta the dwiveway of the house of kittycats. The kitty cats weren't home when she came. Perhaps I chased dem away, but I'm not telling. We Agints wouldn't be good Agints without some secwets. The hoopawents were vewwy gwad to see me and cawwied me home. Opewashun Woam was a success because I successfully gab my hoopawents a hat attack. Now I is vewwy sweepy so I will sign out for now. Oh! Agint Waggy Tail is no wonger a cone head. Now she's a donut. She has a donut on her neck dat helps her not to bite her owie back....but sometimes she does anyway. The hoopawents are very sad dat her owies are not healing up vewwy well. Waggy Tail is vewwy devious in finding ways to bite her owie back. Pweese tell her it's not a good thing to do.

Agint Squeek out and I do mean OUT! Zzzzzzzz.

[gunther's mom]

Agint Squeek- Dis is Adbisor Putty . First off, woaming for Stawbucks is a waste of wesources... assumin' that was part of yer motive. What wuz yer thinkin'- you coulda got a big big OWIE making Agint??? Waggy Tail's owie look like nothing in comparison.
My late great terrier brudder Jake once roamed . And got hisself lost. The local mens wif badges wooked for him. Ends up da warden had found im and promptly returned him at about 7 AM next morning. Apparently Jake scare the warden's debils wif knives all the way up to the mantel of the fireplace. Then reportedly Jake hopped prompted into bed wif da warden.
But I don't mean to lecture (just Adbise)-cause we woves you. Not all wardens are dis friendly:D:D

[DixieDoodle]

Oh deer Ajint Squeek!!! I haf to agwee wif Abizor Putty...all dough if u had stopped afta uze ate doze debil dwoppings and gone homez....it mite haf ben worf it!!! Uze shood nebba woam too far fwom duh den!!! Doze time masheenz don't all wayz pay atenshun to uz!!! Uze cood haf ben hurtz berry berry badwee!!!
Ize gwad uze safe and sownd now!!!
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Advisa Putty, Ahz not offended by yaw voting comment. We heah all know dat it's da hoomans who dont know how to vote. Dayahs neva been any dis-cwep-aunt-sees among us ajints dat Ah know of.

Ma cuhwwent mizshun is to be held constantly. Wheneva ma hoomama goes to da puta, Ah scwatch haw leg and twy to jump in haw lap or when she's sittin on da couch Ah wowk ma way onto haw lap so she can't wawk with sticks and yawn. Ah think ma mizshun is failing cuz she says Ah'm being a pest and pushes me away.

Ah think a new twain is coming tew Flaw-we-duh. Ah hood on da TV dat de Artik Expwess is coming. Maybe dis twain can stop in Small Bunny tew git yew and bwing yew South.

SC out --

[gunther's mom]

Am serious thinking of taking that Artic Express. I simply cannot ketch a break... my poor feeties. And I refuse to wear boots. There is a toss-up in the house as to who has worse Seasonal Affective Disorder, hoomom or me.
As far as the Time MAchine- omg there is a big story here. Involves troopers following hoomom....she is in one foul mood. Did any twoopers ebber follow yer hooparents????

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. I is a short-haired hound. Now, I wish to change my birf certificate so I can be a long haired hound. It is so freezin' here that this is the only relief I see possible.
I is also worried that the rest of the agints got frozed to death as I have heard no reports of mishuns. I is lonely wifout you guys (and girls:hearts:)

[Madison's Mom]

Agints Squeek and Waggy Tail here. We is not fweezing as we live in sunny Californya. In fact, these days it feels more like July den January. Agint Waggy Tail is still in the floatation device (soft cone) because now she not only has a bump on her wump, she has diaper rash fwom the wraps mommy put on her. The rash IS getting better dough.

Hello! Hello! Full Agent Waggy Tail here! I was hoping that you could send your support to my sissy and fellow agent. You see, next week Agent Squeek is going to have her choppers cleaned and polished. I heard that the Mean Ol' Lady (we have a lady vet) gives the sleepy stuff to have this done. Do you think Squeek will be alright? While she's under the influence, I heard on good rumor that she's getting her butt squeezed and her toes chopped off. I bet she'll be in a foul mood when she gets home. Do you think it will make her happy if I bounce her a few times? Oh! I have a new bed! I get to sleep in my crate in my mommy and papa's room. I didn't like sleeping in the laundry room all by myself and so I rebelled AND WON! I'm now in the room again with my people.

We're off to take nappies before bedtime. Agents Squeek (dat's ME) and Waggy Tail out to do da potty thing.

Mr. Advisor, perhaps your mommy and papa need to order up a big furry kitty cat so that you can use him/her as a blankie in da cold wedder.

[Meekie]

Adbisor Putty wez not frozen yet but wez not doing much for mischuns cause wez wrapped in blankies all da time. Da only times wez comes out is to get da fud and da yellow rays when ebber they comes out. Wez freezing now so back under da blankies!

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt signin out!

[gunther's mom]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/spaniel_photo/IMG_0001.jpg
Alright, dis is Adbisor Putty giving you the "wook" of an agint- not to be confused wif the "wook" whereby a pupper gets what he/she wants. This "Wook" is one of feigned inattention,to be used when spying for mishuns.I do look kinda out of it don't I?
Anyway- Agint Squeek. Horrors- I escaped Aunty Thesia for she was gonna take my toofins also. How is you? Now you did not give any secrets being a new agint, did ya?

[Meekie]

Wez had an exciting mischun!! While patrolin da perimeter Wez finded a spy!! Wez chased it an it got stuck in da perimeter boundry. Ajint WigglyButt barkeded and bit its butt that was stickin inside da perimeter. I Ajint Chowhound guareded her back so no other spies would sneak up on her while she was interigatin da spy. But hoomomma camed out and she picked up Ajint WigglyButt and calleded me into da cave. Hoodaddy went out and pulled da spy out of da perimeter boundry and throwed it over da boundry! Wez didn't get any informatiun out of da spy it wouldn't talk! Hoomommy said it was a 'possum but it was a spy for sure. Be adbised wez will keep patrolin da perimeter boundry for more spies.

Ajint Chowhound and WigglyButt ober and out.

[gunther's mom]

Ajint Chowhound- being that is your name. .. you would be interested in my latest mishun. Now remember, I is 15 and then some. My hoomom left my CHOW bag door open and I tried to crawl in it. I am not quite the same Adbisor Putty today in dat I might have injured my leg a little. Hooparents berry frightened. :crsfnger:

[DixieDoodle]

Dearest Abizor Putty,
Uze mus be sumtin speshul in uze neck uf duh woodz az eye haf herd uf uze misshun awe duh wayz ober here in In dee anna!!! Eye totalwee undastand duh lure uf dat smel. Eye haf ben knone to nock ober my feed bag az well. Wuckiwee eye am still sprie enuf dat eye gotz out uf duh way! Duh debilz wif duh nivez and eye had a battle ober duh foodz until hoomommy came wunning ven she herd awe duh ruckus. Eye did get a pwetty good stawt on mize dinna dough....befo she gotz dare.

Pweez stay safe and don't do aneeting to hurt u weg any more dan it iz. Take carez and gib hoomommy duh look...uze no what eyez tawkin bouts....she will gib you tweetz and hugs.

Keep uz up to dates on uze weg.

Oba and outz, :grouphug:Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

My dear Lady in Red- Come hep me. I is in jail....Whatever happened to my cibbil rights....:angry013:

[DixieDoodle]

Deerest Abizor Putty:0210:, Word on duh stweetsz iz dat uze hurt uzeself!!! Eye tink for now itz bestest dat yu stay in dat "hotel woom" uze hoomommy haz you in!!! Eye no uze don't wike it but it's fo uze own good.

Uze haz to be berry careful wight now az a few uf our fellow ajints are hafing back twublez and uze hooomommy is jus being xtwa caushus becuz of duh situa shon.

Just twy to weemaine calm, cool, and collected for now. I will bee dare wickity spwit if uze weallwee wunt me too. In duh meen time....eye will develwop a pwan!!

WEEMEMBA.....the "LOOK" will getz uze many tweetz:D!!!

Oba and Outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[Meekie]

Oh no Adbisor Putty yuz hurt yuz wleg tryin to git fud? That is not a good sing to hab happen to yuz. Yuz hoomommy should gibe yuz all da fud yuz wants now! Not puts yuz in da jail. Ajint WigglyButt sendz yuz a kiss and I sendz yuz a hug and lots and lots ob those healing :rayz::rayz: tingz. :goodluck: getting out of da jail.

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt signin out.

[gunther's mom]

:hearts:Adbisor Putty reportin' in. Life could be worse. But I got no Balentine. Hooparents are sneaking my medicin in tweets like DUH I wouldn't know it.Hoomom went to Walmarts to buy SuppliMents . But Walmarts wuz closed. Silly hoomom-why can't she just give me Salmon.... I would eats that. i want the real fishy oils... Oh i is sorry this is becoming a whine....
Did I say Wine? OK I invites you all for a WINE and Tweets Valentines day party.:hearts::wahooo::hearts:

[Madison's Mom]

Dear Adbisor Putty, we are so soww y to hear about your being in Jail. And sneakin's medicines to you. We hope da medicines do not have twoof sewums ins dem. Be stwong for DWD's sake.

We had a gwand mishun dis weekend. Awwow Agint WT tell it.

Hello all boy and girlie agents. This is Waggy Tail speaking in perfect diction. We had a most wonderful mission this weekend. We got to go with mommy and papa to a dachsie adoption event for Foxy Doxy Dachshund Rescue. The event was held in a vet supply store. There were many deserving doggies there for adoption, including 13 year old Peanut. She was almost as small as Squeek! Papa held Peanut a lot, but she didn't come home with us.

At this supply store, since there weren't many customers, we got to run around leashless. At least the good doggies did, and Squeek and I were Good Doggies. Well, Squeek was....until she got into big trouble. I guess she was hungry....Squeek is ALWAYS hungry...and it seems that she wandered off and helped herself to a 10 lb bag of yummy food. She tore the bag and everything. Mommy and papa were, of course, mortified and offered to pay for the food. Since it was a prescription food, they wouldn't have even been able to donate the bag to auntie Stacey and her rescue long dogs. Well, the manager was very nice but said that mommy may not have to pay for the bag after all. Something about insurance. Still, mommy and papa left their information (what ever that means) and will wait to hear from the owner of the store. The food in question is about $30.00 and is special food for doggies with kidney problems. So, you can see that Squeek rather made a hash of things.

HASH?? You got some? I want some hash. Well, I can't help it. I was HUNGGY!! Mommy never feeds me. (pout).

We were very tired after our 'venture and 2 doggies got adopted.

Now I have to tell on Waggy Tail. She has not been very nice to me today. She didn't like that I was chewing on a toy and gwowled weal mean at me. Papa had to pick me up and WT lunged at me. WT had a BIG time out and words from mommy. WT was in a foul mood for the west of the day with posturing and gwowling. That made mommy very sad. She doesn't want me, the wittle ol' wady to get hurted. Hopefully the times outs and firm "NO's!" from mommy and one on one "discussions" will help WT to be a better doggy. Do any of you agints gwowl at your ziblings? I wish my mommy wasn't sad about WT's behavior.

Hab a good week all you agints. Squeek twying to stay on Waggy Tail's good side.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. I have been out of jail. But it is berry clear to my hooparents that I am becoming a chubby Putty. That is one of the problems wif living in the Arctic.I simply cannot get excercise-really dis is not an X cuse- it really is to cold for an old feller like me.
And oh Waggy Tail- I should not confess this on the board, but I was not overly fond of my brudder.I sorta tolerated him. I is who I is.. His personality was so berry different from mine. He was a super type A terrier, a crazy man.
LADY IN RED----- Oh my gudness, I snuck a peek at you over hoomom's shoulder. Yea, that some "DO" she gave ya. Now I loves you the same. But look like you had yer paw in a light socket....Oh my I am probly offending you.
I mean I mean... um... you are still purdy for sure, but hoomom needs ta work on her grromin' technique. Now my hooomom cannot help yer hoomom as they just throw me in the sink.......I am a low maintenance hound.:happy030:

[Dogmother]

Our hoomom SUCKS!!!!!

We have to wepowt dat our hoomom weally ticked us off today. Hew and hoodad went to town, and weft ebwey single one of us home, because dey SAID dey were going to places that we aren't awowed to go. Oh duh lies dey towd us. When dey camed home hoomom had a bag of tweets from PETCO!!!! Oh duh indignity ub it aww. We are so mad at her wight now we is tinking bouts weaving hew a pwesent on da cawpet. Ub couwse we wiww wait tiw aftow dahk sos dat hopefuwwy she wiww step wite in it. Then we wiww bwame it on Lacey because she still habs accidents sumtimez. We aw so mad at hew it just isn't eben funny(of couwse we wuzn't mad nuff dat we din't eat duh tweets she gibbed us) but oooohhhhhh are we ever mad. We are soooooo mistreated.

Oh yeah and ow new famwy membr Lacey would like to be accepted as an AIT too. Pwus we wuz wundring wen we wud becom fuww fwedged ajints areselbs. We habs bin in twaining fur neawy 10 munfs now.

Montana Marauders
sining owt

The Montana Marauders

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here stating that I have cabin feber. So does my hoomom. Do you think it is contagious? Fortunately they have not tested me for a temperture-oh the indignity of that exercise...
I invite all my fellow/girlie agints to join me in a wishing back the Spring ritual. We could use a priest or priestess, or other officiating minister,rabbi.. wel y'all get the point.
Any takers?:help2:

[DixieDoodle]

Adbisor Putty here stating that I have cabin feber. So does my hoomom. Do you think it is contagious? Fortunately they have not tested me for a temperture-oh the indignity of that exercise...
I invite all my fellow/girlie agints to join me in a wishing back the Spring ritual. We could use a priest or priestess, or other officiating minister,rabbi.. wel y'all get the point.
Any takers?:help2:
Lady in Red:hearts: portin in!!!
I wissened to duh meat eee or olo just to nite and he toldz me it will be 70* here on Fwidae!!! Eye can't say I beweeve him dough....it wuz 13* diz mornin!!!
I wunder if my wittle spring dance wurket??? I wuz dancin in duh bak yawd diz mornin afta I wed uze messaj and wooked up onlwee to see hoomommy staring at me and I got im bare est so I kwit!!! I tink it mite haf been enuf to get diz ting day caw spwing started dough:loveshower:!!! Wet me no if it werked in uze neck of duh woodz!!! If not....I willz sneek out and doo sum more dancin wen she aint' wookin!!!!:D
Oba and outz, Lady in Red:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Dear Lady in Red, my dear:hearts:. Yes, we could use more of yer dancin' rituals up here. While there was a brief respite in the weather, it is brief.I wonder if the trees will ever get their clothes back. Ifn not I will have to go to local Walmart soon in the garden section fer tree clothes.
Anyway- here is the latest. It is like my hoomom was in a Woody Allen Movie. My hoomom, as you know, is not the most handy person around. She took the time machine for a bath, had trouble with the man inside the time machine washer- a voice from nowhere-
So there she was stuck in time machine washing room listening to Brahms Requiem . I worry about her sometimes. (Ya had to be there) She is a singer-but terribly unhandy....how can you fail "Time machine washing"???? Red time machine came home wif suds on it:laughitup:
All responses from all agints welcome.:

[Meekie]

:laughitup: Oh Abvisor Putty how do yz manage? Yz poor hoomomma needs to be watched all da time! Yz habe a full time job there how doz you keep up witf DWD mishcheins?:faint: Wz is stuck in da frozen white poison drops again! Our trees is freezin to deatf with out theirs clothes for so long. Wz had a good mischen again one moon rise ago. Wz got us another intruder Vole. Wz bringd it into da cave but hoomommy was not pleased and she throwed it outside the perimeter.:temper: Now wz has to go finded another one
:banghead:

Ajints Chowhound and WiggleButt signin out

[Madison's Mom]

Agints Squeek and Waggy Tail reportin' in. We haven't had much in the lines of mishuns but we did want to 'port that we're on the job UNDER COVER(S). Squeek here. I'd like to 'port that Waggy Tail isn't nearly as growly as she used to be, but she still bounces me regularly. She does get a little snippy if I pwotest the bounces. Waggy Tail here. I likes living wiff my new mommy and papa. They play LOTS of ball with me and take me to the park. Tonight I met Ella, a chihuahua puppy and we had TONS of fun racing around. Ol' Stick N The Mud Squeek was wise to stay out of the way of our play. Mommy and Papa were very proud of me that I was super nice to the puppy.

Agints Squeek and WT definitely UNDER COVERS.

[Heidismom]

Holy moley! Agent Sleepy 'portin' in! I thought I'd never find my fewwo and girlie-girl Agents again! I habn't been on in sooooo long dat I think sum of you don't eben know who I am! My hoomom has been habin' legal ishoes and she is hopin' dat she'll be able to get 'em all fixed next munth. Her computer crashed and I didn know, so I bin tryin' to get here for so long. Den, yestiddy, I finally found out dat she is usin dis computer. It took me many hours before I could get in here and find dis com center! Anyhoo, I got a new brudder last year, so I habn't eben been able to ask for an AIT name for him. We wer finkin' he could be AIT Nodders, ifn dat name is not taken, on account ob he likes to sleep alot - jus' like me! He swears to abide by all our rules and regulations, and he haz already bin helpin' me wif spyin' on the dogs east and west, chasin' off de debils wif sharp knives fer feeties, and he eben cot a burd! He ate it, too, afore hoomom discoberd it! She said "EWW!" which made my brudder weally prowd! Oh no - 'scuse us! We got to go do perimeter control - da debils (hoomom calls 'em "cats") are on da fence again. Agent Sleepy and AIT Nodders, ober and out da door!

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here. Well welcome AIT Nodders. I too nod a lot because I am in semi-retirement being a 15 year old Putty. Wif that said, I must say I am not lookin' forward to my Tuesday trip to room of doom. Nothing major as I am no longer sufferin' from my achy back. But I fear some indignities- i.e. that i shall not describe here as we have lovely lady agints here...It's almost spring ladies... gimme a shot of yer Easter bonnets... Even if you are lady agints. Please, for an old fellow???:hearts:

[Meekie]

Hello fellow Ajints and AIT our hoomommys is berry proud of us todays. Wez found an intruder and dispatched wif him right away! Hoomommy says it was a RAT. It was a rodent thingy wif berry sharp toothies. Wez kilt it afor it could git awayz from us. WigglyButts hoomommy found us wif it and taked it away us. Wez was in da perimeter yard and so wez been patrolling it berry carefully now! Also Adbisor Putty how did youz do at da room of doom? Wez hope it was not to awful for youz. Ajint WigglyButt wants to send youz a pix of her dancing for a tweat. I Ajint Chowhound don't doz stuff like that!
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd10/MeekaMom/Willow-Willow%20and%20Harley/WillowdancingHarleywatching3-09.jpg

Ajints Chowhound and WigglyButt signing off

[gunther's mom]

Ajint Wigglybutt, dis is Adbisor Putty here. Dat is a mighty fine dance you is doing and it probably summoned Spring.
I came through the Room of Doom wif flying colors. I guess they figures I is going on 16 so why mess with homeostasis. Hah- I been studying fancy words lately.
But ALL AJINTS are SUMMONSED up here to HEP me. I have been on guard and I is EXHAUSTED. There are these brown rabbits and white rabbits just playing possum in dis woven basket. Yet they do not ebber move. It is like they are on guard for Buckingham palace. YET tonight there are EGGS. I am failing my duties-obviously somethin' is going on. Any theories welcome.: :what:

[Madison's Mom]

Agints Squeek and Waggy Tail 'portin' in. Sorry to say, we haven't been on any mishuns lately, but we did want to 'port that we have been very good long dawgs. Oh, it has been learned that Waggy Tail is espeshully good at slipper, sockie and unnerware stealing. 'Fact, the papa wasn't real happy wiff her when she chewed all the lining out of his slippers. That 'll teach him to not put his shoes/slippers up or away. Once, all the white sockies were going into the scwub a dub washer and WT stole one after da tuther and made a mountain of sockies on da futon. Mommy tot it was funny. Papa, who was a party poop, wasn't too amused.

Oh! Get this! Mommy and papa were celebwating a waise dat mommy got at werk. How do dey celebwate? By taking us to the gwoomers for toe chops. The NOIVE! WT didn't need many chops because she bites her own nails. I've seen her do it. She's a fwoot loop. Do any of you other agints bite your own toes off so you don't have to get 'em chopped?

We are sweepy now, so it's off to beddy bye for us girlie agints. Hope all our fwends are having good mishuns.

Agints Squeek and Waggy Tail out like a light.

[gunther's mom]

Agint Waggy Tail is not a Fuirt woop= agint WT is jest doing self-maintenance.
Well hello everyone. Fianlly , but finally the tress have their clothes. But I, Adbisor Putty, am suffering from low self esteem and a lack of confidence.
I know it is my job to check the perimeter for intruders. But there are some Dandy Lions in me back yard. They is not going away. My hooparents-well-are not masters of their territory.
Asking for weppons to assist me wif the Lions. HEP.. HEP all agints. SOS :help2:SOS:help2:

[Madison's Mom]

Attn: Agint Putty! Mebbe iff'n you pee on dem, da ryons will go away!

Kisses,
Agints Squeek and WT.

[Dogmother]

Montana Marauders wepowtin in. We hads a big day yestiddy. We had a doxie dash. It was wots ub fun. Momma workted for wots of dayz to git it all weady fur us to wace udder doxiex. We din't win the gwand pwize but we hadz a gud time. Aww ub us but AIT Pippinator wunned some waces. AIT Pupperoo eben wunned in 3 waces and wun one ub dem, we wuz berry pwowd ub her since she wunned aginst adult doggies and she is stiww a puppy. She got a bag of tweets and a new collar and leash. She also got 2nd pwace in duh Best Dwessed Doxie contest wif her pwetty new sundwess on. Da newz wady wuz dere and AIT Old Steen and daddy wuz on the tv wast nite. Mommy sed she DVR'd it wuteber dat meens. AIT Old Steen did an awsum pawsum job ub wacin. Her and AIT Chocolate Pie bofe made it to the final 6 but in his wace Chocolate Pie smewwed somefing suspishus on da twack and had to stop and investigate it to make sertun it wuz safe fur all da doxies dat was dere. He smewwed it good and proper and determined it wuz safe fur all doxies.

We wuz wonderin if we will ebber git to be full fwedged ajints cuw we had been wurking hard to take ober our area ob da state so we hopes dat someone will make us full ajints. AIT Pupperoo sez dat she can unnerstan if dey don't make her wun yet cuz she is so little and still just a baby and all but us big dogs wuz hopin somewun would make us ajints soon.

Taking ober Montana and conberting all da udder doxies around wun by wun.

Dis is da Montana Marauders sineing owt.

[DixieDoodle]

Deer fellwhoa ajuntz, :lost2:Eye has ben gone fo far to wong! Dare haf ben too manee mishuns to weeport on!!! Day jus kep coming won afta anudda!!! Eye am pwoud to sae dat eberyting is unda contwol here in duh state of en dee ana!
My watest mishun wuz worreeing boutz dat beeg masheen dat hoodaddy, hoobrudda, and hoomommee push awound duh yawd dat EATS duh gwass!!!! I keep twying to help dem by bawking at dat noisy beast but day just keep putting me back in duh house. Hoomommy toldz me to stay away fwom it because it would eat my feets and nose off!!!! I HATE dat ting! Duh only goot ting about it iz dat it showtens duh gwass so I can do my biz ness wifout walking thru wut seemz wike a jungle at timez!!!!
Ize berry sorrwee fo not portin' in and eye will do my bestest to signin' in mo fwee kwent wee!
Oba and outz!
Lady in Red:hearts:

[Mark]

Attention all agents & AITs . . . this ComCenter HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!

Please make no more reports until I re-secure our communications and set up a new ComCenter with Nuclear enhanced encryption!

LoneWolf out!