Casino Royale 2-Naught-11

[willsana]

Dis bein' da official-like openin' of da new DWD Com Center, Code Name "Casino Royale 2-Naught-11"

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, DWD.

Welcome all Agents, AIT's and Operatives to da new Com Center. Dis bein' da safest place to post yer reports 'n communiques.

As stated in da last communique posted at the previous Com Center, Da DWD Code Book (http://dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?63440-Casino-Royale-2-Naught-11&p=783306#post783306) has been updated. Best be readin' 'er over. Send a communique (private like) to dis Officer if'n ya see somethin' needin' corrected or added or deleted. An archive of the document has been saved in it's pre-update form. If'n any agent would like a copy of said archive, please send a communique (private like) to dis Officer.

Be watchin' fer promotion notices 'n new recruit announcements.

Attention NEW RECRUITS: If'n dis is yer first time to da DWD Com Center, please be readin' da DWD Code Book (http://dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?6598-DWD-Code-Book-All-Newbies-amp-Agents-Must-Read!). If'n ya'll think ya be havin' what it takes to be a DWD Agent, ya'll best be takin' da Oath of Allegiance. Send yer secret-like code name to dis Officer (private like) for recordin' in da DWD Code Book. New recruits enter da DWD as AIT's, "Agents in Trainin'." Post reports of da missions ya'll are accomplishin' in our ongoin' efforts to achieve DACHSHUND WORLD DOMINATION right chere at da new Com Center.

Now lets settle on in here 'n make dis joint real homey like.

Agent Little Bird, over 'n out.

Bein' a double naught spy ain't play! Heck-fire, that rascal hauls off 'n saves whole countries!....repeat...WHOLE COUNTRIES!

[Ursula62]

Heck, I'm thinking of Daniel Craig here in Casino Royale! But, I'm sure my 4 dachsies will find this new Com Center asap and be reportin' in!

[willsana]

New recruits from Tulsa...Y'll did a real fine job soundin' like a hooman in dat der post of yurn! But y'll don't have to be doin' that here! This bein' a DACHSHUND ONLY zone it is safe to be yerselves. :cool0037: When yer ready to become Agents-in-Trainin' get that DWD Code Book read, be takin' that Oath 'n contact me, Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, with yer secret-like code names.

Y'll be carryin' on now. Agent Little Bird, over 'n out.

[willsana]

Atten-hut all DWD Agents and Operatives!

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, DWD

Dis here is a postin' of the most recent ('n mostly over due!) promotions:

Agent Dragon (Niece to Agent Sleepy)

(Da Montana Marauders)
Agent Big Mama
Agent Dern D. Dern
Agent Chocolate Pie :candle: bridge
Agent Old Steen
Agent Pupperoo
Agent Bunnyhop

Agent Random Task

Agent Boogerbutt

Agent bug-b-gone

Agent Monkey
Agent Mudpuddle

Agent Pippinator is now DEEP undercover at an undisclosed location

Tho mostly over due, nonethelesser appreciated! Y'll have proven yerselves brave capable Agents of the DWD. Yer past 'n future efforts for our grand cause make us all proud! :claps:

This leads us all to a new goal...RECRUITMENT! We are runnin' a might low on Agents-in-Trainin'. So go on out cher 'n rustle us up some new recruits.

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, over 'n out.

That sounds like a job for a double-naught!....repeat....DOUBLE NAUGHT!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Little Bird, it is Adbisor Putty here telling you that I must regrow my feet as they cut them off at the vet.... really twuly... but I gave no secwets away.. Oh don't you hate it when they cut off yer toes...SO, I can't yet type so good.
Now the Tulsa crew of four need to distract their hooperson somehow. Seems they are computer literate just like me (and way better than my hoomom).
Hoomudder sings on Sunday, but not nearly as well as I sing when they take me to the room of doom. :sorry:

[willsana]

Agintadbisor Putty, I salute you, sir! :paw: on yer bravery under such dire-like circumstances! The humans can be so cruel. The crazy thing is they believe they are doin' da right thing! :nono02: Sad really....so...so...sad.

Dis Officer be prayin' fer yer poor feets. I knows yer a strong one 'n will never reveal our secret-like stuff!

Agent Little Bird, over 'n out.

[willsana]

Dis bein' my mission report:

Mission of Record: Recruitment

I been workin' on dis one fer awhile now. It took some rescuin' 'n some persuadin'...but I got us a good AIT!

Found 'im lyin' low in a shelter downtown. Brought 'im home 'n showed 'im around. First I had to use my Dachshund mind control skills on the hoomans. Convinced 'em it was all their thinkin'. It didn't take long to steer 'em to the right jail. One look at 'im 'n they were goners! It is a bit annoyin' how they slobber all over the new recruit. But I still be knowin' I am the Center of the Universe. Nothin' can change that.

Dis fella has all manner of experience. Has been workin' as a Lone Ranger fer YEARS! I have convinced 'im he can find a home here fer actual with me 'n the hoomans. 'N fer professional with the DWD. I offered to instate 'im as a full agent due to his years of experience. But he'll be havin' none of that! His only request is that his code name come first before the AIT designation.

Anyhoo, with no further ado, I give to y'all....THE Enforcer, DWD AIT.

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Yo, DWD Guys and Dolls, my name is "THE Enforcer." I've been workin' as a solo act for a long time. But times change. I got myself tangled up with the wrong dame, see. Landed my butt in the slammer, it did. But another dame got me out of there! Agent Little Bird, thats her. Never seen a skirt like that before! She got wind of my situation, see. She worked some of that DWD psycotronic mind control stuff on her humans. The three of 'em came and sprung me from the joint!

This new place is pretty good. I've been workin' on gettin' myself back to top form. I've been eatin' good, workin' out, see. I am no youngster, but I am getting pretty beefed up! So to all of you DWD skirts out there...How you doin? :mischvs:

They call me "THE Enforcer." Cats are my specialty. Don't get me wrong, love the scruffy furbags. But you gotta watch 'em every second. Hooligans! Every one of 'em! Little Bird is too easy on 'em, see. So that is what I am here for. I have a knack for dealin' with hooligans, see. Don't try this at home, kiddies. First, and foremost, watch 'em! Every second. If they start any shinanigans, or look like they might start any shinanigans, or look like they might be thinkin' about startin' any shinanigans you scold 'em. Right up in their furry little faces. Just one quick "YIP!" should do it. Now, if that is not enough...this is the tricky part and best left to a professional like THE Old Enforcer here...you poke 'em in the cheek with the pointiest object you got. Namely, your long pointy Dachshund schnozola. And if you're a brave one, like ME, you also kiss the livin' daylights out of 'em! That, my DWD friends is what enforcin' is all about!

The Little Bird Agent dame has been tellin' me about the DWD. I am happy to join up with you DWD types and do some good works.

So I am gettin' used to bein' called THE Enforcer, DWD Agent-in-Training.

THE Enforcer, DWD AIT and Agent Little Bird...over and out.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?...repeat...WHY?

[gunther's mom]

Well De Enforcer you looks like you is in the Norf Pole like me, Adbisor Putty. Am I correct? I have again come out of hibernation which is a defense in and of itself up here. Since we finally have this thing that is yellow up in the sky I can now type.
I think I am the only member to have official Seasonal Affective Disorder which goes away in May....
I don't wanna get personally offensive here- but is there a little frosty on yer face?Dat is just fine... cause I am a very very senior member going on 18.. Pweese inform
unless you think it is a matter of security, as this, of course takes PWIORITY.

[Dogmother]

Montana Marauders reportin in. We have lots of changes to report in too. Our hoomom no longer lives with us as her and our dad got a deevorce. Mom came to see us yestiddy and it was great to get to see her. We were all very excited. Now on to mission stuff. Ajint Bunnyhop has been busy takiing over ther world with her facebook page, her contacts are far and wide, all over the world in fact. Plus she has some very famous contacts that help her get the word out even though they ain't doxies.

Mom is moving out of our town in a couple weeks but will be back up to see us as often as she can. But in the meantime we have convinced her to establish some contacts for us down there too.

Ajint Dern D Dern has his picture at the college and he is so cute that it has helped control the minds of lots of the students there, so he has pretty much taken over the Community College now. Our dad is in lots of photography classes and Digital Imaging classes and has used lots of pictures of us but there are 3 of Dern D. Dern in the art show right now just cuz they were such amazing photos and editing work.

The rest of us have been very busy stalking that pesky squirrel that dares to come in to our yard. One day we will have squirrel for a snack. We will get that cheeky devil.

Montana Marauders sineing owt.

PS Putty my Balentine, I is very sorry bout your toes. I hopes they grow back soon but not so soon that they have to try and cut them off agin.
Big Mama

[LaurieE]

Ajint Southawn Comfawt heah --

Congratulations on all de promotions. Enforcer, welcome! Yaw expeweience wif da felines will come in vewy handy. Adbisor Putty - Ah hope yaw feets awe ok.

Ah did a good thing today. But furst da backgwound story. My hooman worked in de yard afta she got home fwom work. It was weally stwange. She pushed dis stwange looking lawn dwagon. Only it didn't make any noise. It must be weally powaful cause it skayad all de leaves. Dey jumped off da gwound and landed in da bag. Ah had to quick do a Google search to find out what it was -- http://www.pushlawnsweeper.com/Yardwise.html

When she was done, she went into the rain closet to get rid of all da smells. Ah was being vewy helpful by pulling down haw towel and dwagging it across da bathwoom flaw. When da rain stopped, I hood "Thanks, Spice!"

SC out --

[Double Trouble]

Woohoo! I's bin pamoted! Well so otay, Mudpuddle bin pamoted too. Hmmm, I bin doin yots of unner covers werk. Yep, yots of seepy times. Gittin old is da pitz. Agent Mudpuddle has our hoopeepul conbinced dat dey tawt him to burrow unner bwankets, but it was weewy me. Momma hadda get new cawpet dwagon bags cuz I hided da udder ones unner da bed. Mudpuddle has been werkin on bwain washin da hoofamily into constant pway. We'll keep yew updated.

[gunther's mom]

Adbisor Putty here- I is getting around mainly by the sense of my smell now. but Iam okay with this as I am a smart adbisor.
Agint Southern Comfort -thanks my feeties are gowing back thank you... Oh that rain closet.. arrggggg. Mu hoomom puts me in that closet sometimes though fortunately very lttile....
And Mudpuddle- as for me rarely see a carpet dwagon here. he he...There is a very very mini carpet dwagon, but he sits on a shelf.I sometimes wonder if he is part of special forces...

[willsana]

...looks like you is in the Norf Pole like me, Adbisor Putty. Am I correct? .... is there a little frosty on yer face?Dat is just fine... cause I am a very very senior member going on 18.. Pweese inform...

The Enforcer, DWD AIT here. Yes, sir, Adbisor Putty, sir! You are correct on both counts. Our territory is in the extreme north. Brutal conditions at times. But we hang tough, sir. And yes, sir. My face is a bit frosty. My precise age IS a matter of security. The human White Coat told my new humans that I am somewhere between 12 and 14. The most I can say, even under this DWD security, is "Yeah, in there somewhere."

[willsana]

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, DWD

This communique is for all Agents 'n' AIT's of the DWD.

A series of training films is bein' developed by this officer 'n' my new partner, The Enforcer, DWD AIT. The first film in this series has been posted fer y'all to view. The subject matter is very serious business! So pay attention, be alert, HOO RAH!

DWD Training Films (http://dachsie.org/vbb/showthread.php?63663-DWD-Training-Films)

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, over 'n' out.

[Caidanbi]

This is Agent Random Task reporting (I got promoted, yay! ^-^). It has been a very long time since my last report, mainly due to the fact that my hoomom is always hogging the computer! Anyways, the lawn dragons are out in full force here, and nothing I do seems to scare them away. I'm afraid it is an invasion of epic proportions! I need back up!

[gunther's mom]

Agint Random Task,dis is Adbisor Putty- I have two concerns:
1. The invasion of the lawn dwagons.A similar phenomenon up here in the Eastern Norf pole as well. Dey come out when dey don't freeze to death- Here is my theory. They spend so much time in hibernation dat they must get starved.I say, just settle yer nerves as they are fairly harmless. WELL easy for me to say since I cannot HEAR anymore!!! Git yer hoomom to knit you some ear muffs....
2. Of da subjeckt of knittin'- I am beryy bery concerned that there may be a spy in yer house. I think if I saw it correctly it is a orange colored dogshound....now you know that is not right.. Something is amiss. I asks you-does it bark// Does it go to da baffroom? You know stuff like that. I am worried about yer well-being.....
I am all ears...waiting for a reply.

[Caidanbi]

Adbisor Putty,

I think your theory about the lawn dragons may be correct, as I have never seen one come out in cold weather. I still think they pose a major threat to security, though. They shake the ground, and some of them spit grass - such messy eaters they are!

You are correct about the orange colored dachshund in my house. I am very suspicious about her as well. Not only does she not bark or go out to go potty, she doesn't eat! I think that is the strangest thing of all. What kind of dachshund doesn't eat, I ask you? I am keeping an eye on her, and if she does anything else suspicious I will report it at once. One thing I am not very happy about, she gets to spend all day on my hoomom's bed, but I only get to go up there once in a while. I think she may be trying to take over my place in the house. But so far I think I have everything under control, because I still get way more attention than she does! Still, I don't know much about this orange dachshund yet, and more information is definitely needed in order to properly assess the situation. I will keep you posted.

[gunther's mom]

Agint Random Task- Dis is Adbisor Putty. Git this... all my houses disappeared and i was afraid that they were ETT by the white basement dwagon. (Do you have a basement dwagon???-They eat my houses but apparently they throw them back up (sorry for the grossness)cause I have my houses back. It is a good thing because i am a little under the weather....

[willsana]

Adbisor Putty, dis bein' Agent Little Bird. I am concerned about the weather that is over you. We have been havin' thunderboomers here at the home territory. It is not so scary since The Enforcer joined up. He is a brave little cuss! Makes it easier for me knowin' he's got my back. So here's hopin' better weather comes your way. Warm sunshine, cool breezes.

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

[gunther's mom]

Well- Da Enforcer-,Dis is Adbisor Putty asking you to come up here to the US Norf Pole and pwotect me. EXPECIALLY from DAT Shiney metal thingy they puts on my chest. IT goes like this... The shiny thing listens for secwets, AS IF they are really concerned about me in dat Room of Doom. I hates it and what is worse is my HOOMOM has a shiny chest thingy too (I shoulda ETT it like I ETT the sofa, the pillows, the handbag,etc... when i was a young Putty).:bouncy1:
Well this man heard no secrets so- to make matters worse he actually extracted tissue to get the secrets from Mike the Scope...
Oh i could go on, but i would bore the agents to tears....:wonky:
So lets talk about weather. WE have not had thunder boomers here. And we might be one of the few places in dis country with green grass.
Oh- I must whine more- My feeties were cut off again. So Enforcer, you will haf to pick up the slack for awhile...:wavesmile:

[Dogmother]

Oh my dear balentine Putty, I have been out of commission for some time now cuz I was living with my hoodad after our mom went away. But now I am a city girl in a new town with my mom again. Get this, I am going to go to Law School. First I have to get a couple bachelors degrees, then I am taking mom to Law School. Just think of all the amazing things I can do for DWD with a Law Degree, and even being at the University for the next 5 years. I have been taking over left and right and the hoomans I meet become immediate slaves to my total adorableness and my big doxie eyes. I sure hope your feet grow back. Mom cut mine off too last week, she said they were a bit long and she said she only trimmed them, but then she did it two more times. She was skipping a day and cutting my feet off. I was appalled. Hugs and kisses to my sweet balentine and I certainly hope you are on the mend from your illness.

Agint Big Mama

[gunther's mom]

Oh my long lost Big Mama, my bery own Balentine...dis is Adbisor Putty saying that I have every expectation of you being a Judge after Law School. So, we have an Enforcer, a judge, and Adbisor, a Record Keeper.. But I do have one concern, Where will we be able to git a little gavel for yer little legs...?

[Double Trouble]

Dis is Agent Monkey espeakin'. Something big is goin' on here at my howse. Hoomomma and Hodaddy keeps tawkin' bout sumfin cawl'd moovin'. Wuts moovin? Shud I be worried?

As for those lawn dwagons...we gots dem here too. HUGE ones dat hoomans wide on!

[Dogmother]

Agent Monkey, I did the mooven thing, it can be good. Don't worry too much. I moved from my dads house on da mountain to a big town 2 hours away. Now I lives at the University in a little room called a dorm. But there are lots of people around and they all ask to pet me and rub my belly. It is a good thing.

We have the giant land dragons here too, there is a whole herd of them. My dad had one that he rode on it's back but these ones in the city are ginormous. There is one that is nearly as wide as mom's car that a man rides on. Although they are loud, I don't think they are mean since they are so big but let humans ride on them. I will have to investigate that more.

My balentine Putty, I am a service dog now. My job is to take care of my mom, I make sure she gets up every day, and keep her going with things get tough for her. Another of my jobs, since I am a psychiatric service dog is to have her interact with other people, so I have a special patch I wear on my harness, that says Psychiatric Service Dog Ask to pet me. Mom says she has talked to more people in the week I have been here than she did the 2 months before I did. Guess I'm doing my job well. :)

Agint Big Mama

[Caidanbi]

Agint Random Task- Dis is Adbisor Putty. Git this... all my houses disappeared and i was afraid that they were ETT by the white basement dwagon. (Do you have a basement dwagon???-They eat my houses but apparently they throw them back up (sorry for the grossness)cause I have my houses back. It is a good thing because i am a little under the weather....

Adbisor Putty, I believe we do have a basement dragon! I don't go in the basement very often, but it's big, white, noisy, and has flashing lights, right? It sometimes eats all my toys, pillows and blankies! But then it spits them out, I guess it must not like the flavor of them very much. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that you weren't feeling well, are you better now? I hope so!

[gunther's mom]

It's Adbisor Putty, asking all the agents about their experiences wif little little twees in their yards. Even though i have been under the weather, i have had some recent spunk over the last few days. SO-i did a perimeter check and noticed grass the size of which lions could hide under. AND there were little trees, yes. Then today I did another perimeter check (of course to scare away lions) and get this, all the lion grass and little trees were gone. RATS, I thought perhaps that I was on bacation in the Serengeti. Woulda been fun. But no, here i am still in Smallbunny,N.Y.:hearts:

[gunther's mom]

Hey,dis is Adbisor Putty. Are all you agints on bacation or somethin??? As many of you know I am still under da weather, but with that said I get better and better tweats. Here's the best part-my fud is now so special that they haf to put it in the big silver dragon in the kitchen. It is fresh good fud. I have concerns... Do your kitchen dwagons ever ETT your fud?? IF so, would you all travel up here and guard my fud....I love it so.:Sun2:

[gunther's mom]

This is Adbisor Putty giving one Grand Great Salute to all those who have worked wif me over the years on our Missions. But I think my Big Mission is done and I will be doing mishuns wif agints in a finer place... no I don't exactly mean it like that, because there are no finer agints than you. Well I have nebber been good wif words. I think that where I is going there will be even better tweats. And hopefully there will be less white stuff wif no snow dwagons like in Smallbunny NY. My hoomom told me dat. I think I have taken good care of my hoomom too. And I hope I have been a good Adbisor. I loves all of you. Kiss yer hoomans for me-I would really appreciate your remembering me this way.That is my last mishun request.Tis been an honor and privilege.

[willsana]

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, Records Officer,

Adbisor Putty, sir. It has been a great honor to serve beside you. Our hearts will be heavy as we carry on our missions without you. But our spirits soar knowin' you will always be watchin' over us! When the breeze gently blows our ears back, and the sun warms our faces, we will feel your courage, loyalty and strength. Thank you. :candle:

Dis bein' Agent Little Bird, over n' out.

[Dogmother]

Oh Putty my dear balentine. I will miss you dreadfully. I know my brudder Agint Chocolate Pie will get you going up there with lots of wonderful missions, I think up there at the bridge there is only the white stuff if you want it cuz my brudder loved the white stuff so I am certain there is an area that has some just for him but nowhere else. My lil doxie heart is shattered at your loss but I know you are in a wonderful place and all our beloved friends who have gone before are waiting to welcome you with open paws.

Much love and many licks to your mama at this time. I remember how devastated my mama was when Chocolate Pie went to the bridge, so we are sending her lots of :pray::pray: and :rayz::rayz: as you get your :angel2::angel3::angel1:. We will all miss your wise advice.

Agint Big Mama

[Lovemydachsies]

Dis be Agent Longnose portin' in after a bewy wong time. We's so sowwy about Putty. We will miss him dweadfully. Our brudder, Agent Big Poop, went to da bwidge last year and we still misses him. Now it's just Agent Devil Dog and me to carry on our missions. Da big one is keepin da big dog next door outta our yard. His name is Murphy and he is a Gweat Dane - I'se so much wittler, but I keeps him out and Devil Dog s'ports me by barkin. Den we got inbaded by bunnies - dis was Devil Dog's mission to catch da bunnies. She ended up gettin her eye hurtsed and had to go to da room of doom. Den she got sick on top of dat and frew up and frew up. Had to go back to da room of doom. Hoomom and Hoodad keeps sayin we are bweakin dem. Don't unnerstand how we bweak dem. Anybody gots any ideas bout dat?

[Caidanbi]

This is Adbisor Putty giving one Grand Great Salute to all those who have worked wif me over the years on our Missions. But I think my Big Mission is done and I will be doing mishuns wif agints in a finer place... no I don't exactly mean it like that, because there are no finer agints than you. Well I have nebber been good wif words. I think that where I is going there will be even better tweats. And hopefully there will be less white stuff wif no snow dwagons like in Smallbunny NY. My hoomom told me dat. I think I have taken good care of my hoomom too. And I hope I have been a good Adbisor. I loves all of you. Kiss yer hoomans for me-I would really appreciate your remembering me this way.That is my last mishun request.Tis been an honor and privilege.

This is Agint Random Task. So sorry for reporting in so late. Adbisor Putty, you will be missed so very much. I can't imagine havin any other adbisor. You have taken very good care of your hoomom, and are all-around a very good soul, and I'm sure you are now being well rewarded for that. I will honor your request and give all my hoomans much love for you. It's been an honor knowing you and serving you. Thank you for everything, and may God bless you - I'm sure you're with him right now. Many blessings for your hoomom too, I'm sure she misses you terribly.

I have nothing to report at this time, only wanted to pay respects to our beloved Adbisor.

~Agint Random Task, over & out :sorrow:

[DandyDoxie]

AIT Dustin' Tail here
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