Devil Dog and Long Nose 'Portin In

[Lovemydachsies]

Dis be Devil Dog. Wese not ben on dis page for sumtime cuz hoomom gotz a new 'puter and weze cudn't get near it. I'se sneakin in now so's she doesn't see me. Wese been busy keepin da Murphy from next door away cuz he poops on our deck and we donts wike dat. Sides, he's biiiiiiiig. So, Long Nose chases him home and I pwovides backup barkin.

[Lovemydachsies]

I musta hit da wong key cuz da message posted witout me doin it. A few weeks ago we got to go to da ocean. Our hoomans don get around well enuf to take us to da beach, but we had a gud time. We luvs da ride in our carseat. We can help hoodaddy dwive dat way. Also, we gotz new cwothes. I don like cwothes usually, but dese are diffrent. Dey slip over da head and connect under da tummy, wif a big ring on top for a leash. Mine is pink wif brown "paisly" hoomom calls it. Long Nose has a black one wif blue fwames. We reawy wikes dem - dey are comfy and don pull on our necks. Gotta go vesitigatin - will 'port in again water.

[Lovemydachsies]

Dis be Devil Dog again. Where is everbuddy? Nobuddy seems to be 'portin in anymore! Member, we'se gotz to be berry careful or da hoomans will take ober. Agents - get busy!!!!