Com Center 17 - Operation Snow Pees

[willsana]

Agent Little Bird, Records Officer, 'portin' in.

Per orders ishued by Senior Agent Lone Wolf, dis new secwet Com Center has ben openeded to elude da spyin' of da Hoomans.

My openin' 'port is regardin' da white stuff 'n' da pee-peein'. Da white stuff has ben stayin' bery bery long times. Sumtimes bein' deeper dan odder times. But I bein' a bery bwave DWD Agent have ben stong 'n' pee-peein in da stuff! Sumtimes da stuff bein' higher dan my tushie! :eek: Dis mornin' we gots more of da white stuff. 'N' more 'n' more thru da not-so-sunny sunny time.

Maybein' da Senior Agents can tell me...is dis white stuff stayin' forever 'n' ever?

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

Da tushie be chillin'....repeat....da tushie be chillin'.

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[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Whiskers... I is berry prowd to be a full agent... I continued my pwojects today by removing a flap dat HooMom had duct taped to da end of da ramp. I did a verry thorough job of removing da silver tape (cept some got stuck in my whiskers). HooMom came home and spyed my work and retaped it. Said sumthing about Agent Bouncer breaking toe nails on da ramp widout da flap. Den she went in and fixed da carpet.... I will have to be berry busy tonight to give her more to do.

I liked da white stuff we had, but it only lasted less dan a day. It has been berry warm here... HooMom says "70." Agent Little Bird, if you wants to warm up, you can comes bisit.

We has gween gwass, I repreat we has gween gwass and da twees is getting clothes. Agent Whiskers out! :puppy:

[TessieMom]

Dis iz Agent Whiskers again... I has sumting to report... der iz a big yellow guy in our front yard wid a gween hat. I barked an barked at him but he wouldn't move. What iz wid dat? He supposed to move when I say so... I sniffed him from behind today and den ran fast before he could turn around. I also ripped dat carpet in da bedroom agin. HooMom glued it back together agin and used dis giant noisy ting to stick it down to da floor... she said it wuz a staple ting.

I iz berry tired tonights.... gotta go zzzzz. Agent Whiskers ober an out.

[willsana]

Dis is Agent Little Bird, 'portin' in on da subject of odd fellers bein' in yards.

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Dis little feller showed up last warmertime. Hoomom 'n' Hoodaddy seem awful happy 'bout da stranger. Hoomom calls him "Karl". I barks at him sometimes. But he never moves when I yells. He might be deef? His chin whiskers tain't no fun neether. They don't be soft or scratchy nice. Dey are hard 'n' cold.

Newly Promoted Agent Whiskers, duz dis guy Karl look like da stranger in you very own yard?

Agent Little Bird, ober 'n' out.

Da gnomes be stiffie....repeat...Da gnomes be stiffie.

[TessieMom]

Dis iz new Agent Whiskers... I tinks da yellow fellow iz fatter an his green hat is shorter and stubbier... nope, different guy. I tried to rip da carpet agin lass night and HooMom caught me an said I would be in a crate iff'n I kept dat up... so I went back to da runner dat I has been using as a baffroom and pulled the fur from it. I iz a good boy today cuz I went baffroom outside da door! Da weather iz so nice, I likes da yard... dats where I moved all da toys too. Whiskers over and under and out!

[ShewShew]

dis is Agent Apple Pi. I dose not know what chew guys is tawkin about. I've nebber seen dat white stuffs. If'n I has, I don'ts membew it. It souwnds weewy weewy scawy doe!

[ShewShew]

Dis is AIT Apple Pi, wepowtin in. Must make dis quick, not shuwa when da Mom will be back.

I went on a berry berry big mishum dis week. I wents on da zoom zooms in da sky! I was berry bwave, I got berry scawed when da big noises came. I shooked all ober, and da mom patted me head and tellls me it'll be awight. When the zoom zoom wanded, we gots to see da hoomom and hoodad and hooaunty and hoouncle and hoocusin, and da odder doggies da wiv wiff da hoouncle. He wooks different dan me, and hoomom sez he's a cork of some kind. Now I know dem comes outta mom's wine dat she dwinks, and he don't wook nuffin wike dat. He wooks wike me, onwy wiff wonger haiw and he's bigger. Hoomom sez da Queen of Engwand (who ebber dat is) wikes da corkies. I gots to meet a kitty too! I wike dem! But da owd one is a gwouchy owd wady. Hoomom sez she's owd, and to weave her awone cuz she down't pway no more. Hoomom sez she's eweven yeaws owd! Gosh! I hope I gets to be dat owd! Cuddles is a gweat kitty, he pwayed wiff me wots! Ebony did a wittle, but he's not as much fun. Cuddles must have done sumpin weaw bad, cuz he sez his Hoomom, my hoogramma, tooked him and gots him all shaved off! He wooks funny, like dem wions on sees on da Aminal Pwanet. Den, while's we at da hoogrammas, we went aw ober da pwace! Such nice peoples der! Den, wast night, after da sun go down, we gots on anoffer zoom zoom in da sky and when I wakes up dis morning, I was home again! I's sooooo happy to be home wiff my broffer agin!

I tells you more watter! Hoomom's comin!

AIT Apple Pi ober and out!

[cearasmommie]

hewo awl, me name is no no powty owtsyde. i want to be jus like yous giys! can i join can i hu hu?? i pwamise ill be weel good, my hoomom sais im too wittle to do anyting by mysslef, buts i tink i wood be a gweat agent. pweez tink aboot it.

!oh nooo da hoomom! shes got that smetter tingee again, must wun and hyde under da bed. talk to yous giys later.....!!!!!

[TessieMom]

Dis is Agent Bouncer 'porten in. I has been berry busy, but I wants to congratulate AIT Apple Pi on da big mishun in the zoom zoom in da sky. I also wants to welcome AIT no no powty owtsyde. Kan we call da new agent someting shorter like AIT No Powty? I has had lots ta do arounds my territory and I can not remembers long names right now. We has had a stoodent livin in da back rooms... I likes her cuz she gives pets. HooMom says dat we has lots of new tweets and she broughts us home bones. Dey iz berry good... eben da fosser guys likes dem. Agent Whiskers had a temper tantrum da oder night. He jus went off on one of da fosser guys an tol him off, I tinks his twaining is working berry wells. I has ta go work on my bone... so Bouncer out to do bone duty!

[juliette]

Dis is Agent Scratcher 'portin in. Congrats AIT Apple Pi on da mwissn with da zoom zoom of da sky! Mez beens on one of dose flyin zoom zooms wens we wents to see da Hoogramma and da Hoogrampas in da Newfie-lands. Didz you goes to do Newfie-lands twos?

Hoomom and Hoodads FINALLY cames home...dez wents away ands lefts mez and Agent 3pawz with our walkin friend Charlenes. Shes cewl and wez stayed at hers house wit Tucker (who is almost cewl enough to be a dachsie....but he still has dem silly Lab tings dats he does). Wez hads a goods times at Charlenes house, ands we wents for LOTS of walks every days wit all da pack of walkin dogs.

Wez also gots to goes to da hockey rinks every couple of dayz and bes something called "mascots" for the kids hockeys teams. Its kinds of likes a mwisson bein a mascot - cuz its up tos us to make sures da kids be seein da black pucky things. Agent 3pawz got to bark out wheres da pucky thing was sos da kids could chase its. One tings we didn't understand tho..they chased da pucky thing INTO da goal tings...we tried to tells thems that the idea is to chase things OUT of holes!

Times to goz snuggles with da hoomom and hoodad andz make sures dey don't go anyplace agains!

Agent Scratcher 'portin out!

[ShewShew]

Hewwo? Hewwo? Dis is AIT Apple Pi powtin in agin. Have bweaking news to distwibute. Wepeat, have bweaking news to distwibute.

Meeza founds da cwypt unda da hooman bed. Wepeat, meeza founds da cwypt unda da hooman bed. I went splowin de udda night whiles hoomom didn't sees me gowne. I has been hidin me cookies in der. Broffer can'ts gets to dem dat way, he's too big. Meeza nots twied to do da potties unda der, dough. It's too small fow me to sqwat.

Will continue to hoawd me tweasures unda der till me has enuff to send to da DWD to heps wiff da while coats webellion.

Ober and outs.

[juliette]

Dis is Agent Scratcher 'portin in.

Wez compweteds unz importwance mwissns! Wez cawts da evil Greesers spy! Wez (mes and Agents 3pawz) chased its and cawts it ands pinns its downs. Wez toldz its louds and clears nots to spy on das DWDs!!

Hoomoms donts understands dats da Greesers are da evil enemies - shes lets da greeser go ands she yells at us to get OFF! Agents 3pawz was really really bwaves and followeds da Greesers into das colds waters! Iz also gots in da freezin waters to tryz and recaptures da evils spys...buts Hoomoms was doin da yellins andz wez weres worrieds dat shes would falls in da waters. Soz we tolds off da Greesers once mores and led Hoomom backs home.

One really bads thing happened - we hads all the good greesers smells ons us, but da Hoodads gaves us da baths whens we got home. Donts he reawize dat we EARNED da good smellies???

Gonna goez looks for more Greesers todays!

Agent Scratcher portin outs

[Heidismom]

Agents Nod and Sleepy 'portin' in. We are sooo bizzy tellin' da naberz' cats to stay in dey own yard, dat we barely got time to patrol for BIMS and TRIMS! We bin bizzy barkin' at da lawn dragon guyz, an' jus when we got it all stwaitened out, dat man comes who sprays our houz for buggies! Sigh! Den Hoodad goes away to see our hoobrudder in Organ, an' let's jus say dat Hoomom isn't kwite so genrus wif da tweets as he is! We are starbin' here! We needs a bacation! Any one know why da hoomoms dat are teechurs get so 'sausted after dose 'cheevement tests? Our Hoomom sez she iz berry tired frum doz! Dat reminds us - we better get prepared to do our song-an-dance routine for our dinners, so she doan forget dem! Agents Nod and Sleepy, over an' out! Da fur iz fwyin! Repeat: da fur iz fwyin!

[Kim H.]

Does we need to send food? We don't want nobody starvin.' We know where da mama keeps da treat box. Send us your location encrypted in da secret code, and we find ya.

AITs Dora and Gypsy

[juliette]

Dis is Agent 3pawz...

Agents Nod & Sleepy - Wez cants habs yous starvins....dos ya wanna me twos teach youz do special "raids da garbage cans for da chicken bone" move? Hoomoms donts likes dat special moves..buts alls sorts of goods stuffs ares in dere!

Hoomoms and Hoodads gaves us da Hedgehoggies todays..deys are GOODS stuffs..buts hoomoms and hoodads aren'ts payin attentions to us rights now..deys watchin da hockeys games alls da times now. Hoomoms yells at da tvs..what does "HIT DAT &#@@%$" mean????? Weze ares da Canadians Dachsies..soz we gotta likes da hockeys cuz everybodys likes da hockeys here.

;)

Agents 3 pawz 'portin out

[Heidismom]

Agents Nod an' Sleepy 'portin' in again. Duz dat mean we gots to wike hockey, too? Our hoodad haz pwoperty in Quebec an' we might getta go up dere on bacashun dis summer. Do you gots BIMS and TRIMS up dere? Hoomom sez we might see a mousse - are dey choklat or banilla? We doan gets choklat! We did get our dinner, and Hoomom eben gabe us some chickie to eat for x-tras - yum, yum! We are off to ask for da tweeties again! Agents Nod an' Sleepy, ober an' out. Da hockey puck is bwack. Repeat: da hockey puck is bwack.

[Kim H.]

mama an' daddy says THEY gotta learn to like da hockeys... cause we got somethin here called da TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING that is real good. Mama an' daddy moved here from someplace where there not really any hockeys... so they tryin' to acquire a 'preciation for it.

We likes da FOOTBALL, but there ain't any goin' on now. :huh:

We wants to know, how they keeps da hockey ICE from meltin' ??? We in FLORIDA, it HOT here!!

Gypsy an' Dora out to play in da sunshine...

[juliette]

Heyz..dis is Agent 3paws agains...you'z gotta like da hockeys if youz in Canadwa - Hoomom sayz dat Florida is da 13th Canadian province..so mez tinks dat makes all florida dachsies hockey fans. Hoodad sayz we cants likes da Lightenings tho...wez has to like da blue Leafy guys. Hoomoms likes da footballs from My-am-mi, soz we knows abouts dat game!

Agents Nod and Sleepy - we'z has LOTS of BIMS and TRIMS ups heres. Lets us knows if yous comin up to das Quebecs...Hoomoms and Dads gots married deres soz we knows it real good. Mez and Agent Scratchers wills tells you about the evil Canada Greesers dat yous will have to watch outs for.

Mez don'ts umberstands da Ice ting - its warm heres now, buts on da little box in da livin room dere is ice for da hockeys. Maybes da ice lives in dat box like it lives in da box in da kitchen?

Agent 3 paws 'portin out

Da Leafs are blues...repwet...Da Leafs are blues...

[Franklin]

My hoodaddy thinks I spend time in my crate while he's working. Truth is, I pick the lock on the crate and have adventures while he's gone. I do not do the poison drops thing. Rain is for hoopersons!

I have plenty of free time for a career as an AIT and feel I would be an asset to the cause of Dachshund World Domination. I will await your approval to take the oath to be an AIT.

My birthname is Zwergteckel Franklin White. Should you choose to accept me, I wish to be known as Agent Franklin.

My hoodaddy is Robert.

Future AIT Franklin :puppy:

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[Heidismom]

AIT Franklin- Agents Nod and Sleepy here! You need to choose a diffrent secwet agent name dan your real one - dat's so da hoomoms and hoodads doan know who we weally are, an' so dey doan suspekt a fing! You need to chews a new name for dis mishun! Pwease read da earlier posts an' figger out your new nom de guerre! Agents Nod and Sleepy, ober and out! Da tweets are good! Repeat: da tweets are good!

[Franklin]

Jus callz me AIT Jelly Bean!

Ober and out!
Franklin, er, AIT Jelly Bean

PS: Shh! My hoodaddy Robert has no idea I'm leading a double life.

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